Over the past few days, thanks to the Daily Telegraph, we’ve been getting the profound news that the institution of football is a corrupt one, with bungs left right and centre, brown envelopes stuffed with dodgy money, and England managers so greedy that a £3 million pay packet is not enough for a little bung here or there.
In other news, the pope has a propensity to cover up stories of paedophilia in the Catholic church, bears like to defecate in the woods, and African Americans like to riot.