Duchess of Cambridge: “I Can’t Breathe!”

NEW YORK - USA - The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge met some people on Monday night after watching a basketball game but what happened backstage is causing a storm on the other side of the Atlantic.

Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, was overcome at a recent New York photo shoot when she exclaimed ‘I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe’ over and over again.

What was the Duchess talking about? Well, she had been rather rudely grabbed by a big oaf and manhandled despite being in the presence of her new husband Prince William.

“Looks what I gots me here. I wanna take you home wit me,” the man said even giving her a little pinch on the bottom and grinning like a cat that got the cream.

Despite the tense atmosphere, the event ended well when eight security personnel had to literally shoehorn the eager basketballer away from the Duchess.

As for royal protocol, that seems to be a misnomer, especially in the good ol’ US of A.

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