Snowden Could Get Sanctuary On the Moon

MOSCOW - Russia - NSA whistleblower, Edward Snowden could get sanctuary on the moon, a Russian billionaire has told Russia's state news service.

In a remarkable admission by Russian billionaire, Volkov Volkovic, Edward Snowden will have his own moon base built so that he can spend the rest of his life relaying little bits of information about all that spying that’s been going on recently.

“This will certainly be one momentous footstep for man, as Mr Snowden will be relaying the important information from a place the Americans can’t get to,” Mr Volkovic told the TASS news agency on Wednesday.

The moon base will be outfitted with a very large transmitter and Snowden will enjoy all the mod cons of a celebrity whistleblower.

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