New Satellite Images Show Japan Glowing in the Dark From Space

FUKUSHIMA - Japan - New satellite images from space have revealed amazing pictures of the irradiated country glowing bright from space.

By Sanjuro Takayama

April 25, 2013

/japan_glow_in_dark_613286861.jpg — Japan glowing a bright green colour at night time. Satellite image courtesy NASA

NASA spokesman, Geoff Kukovich, spoke about the amazing pictures today at a press conference.

“Even though the pictures were taken whilst that side of the earth was in darkness, Japan is seen to be glowing bright green. It proves our worst fears are probably true about the extent of radiation emanating from the unfortunate country.”

The Japanese people are very resilient and have lived through incredible hardship over the centuries, and they will surely shrug off this rather radioactive episode as they have done many times before.

“The high levels of radiation that are leaking from Fukushima right now have their advantages. For example if I lose my sushi in a darkened room, I can see it clear as day, even in a closed fridge,” Satsumi Kendo, a physics student from Tokyo told Japanese state radio today.

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