CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board.
Speaking at the product’s unveiling today, Apple CEO, Tim Cook, said: “The iChopping Board is going to revolutionise the way people chop their food in the kitchen. We can safely say that this product is the best thing since sliced onion.”
The innovative device even detects what you’re chopping on it and gives you tips on what to cook.
Retailing at $3,500 a pop this new Apple gadget is sure to chop up your wallet too.
“When Apple announced the iChopping Board, I practically wet myself,” a not very good cook, but Apple fan said.
Queues will certainly be streaming around Apple stores worldwide when the new gadget is released in June.
Apple’s share price rose by 0.02% on the announcement.
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