Neutrino Discovery Could Allow Scientists to Travel Back in Time to Tell Einstein to Not bother With His Theories

GENEVA - Switzerland - Scientists working at CERN, were planning to travel back in time to tell Albert Einstein to not bother with his theory of relativity.

“It was only a matter of time innit, we caught up with Albert and his theory. Neutrinos, the subatomic particles travelling faster than the speed of light, prove that time travel is indeed possible and we’re going to rustle up a time machine next week to prove our point,” head physicist at the institute, in Geneva, told the BBC.

The team of scientists are all itching to get back to 1905 Germany to tentatively tell Einstein not to bother with his famous theory of relativity.

“We’ll try and break the news to him lightly I might even take my iPad back there and that should convince him to go back to the patent office in Bern and stay there for the rest of his life,” another scientist quipped.

Help Support Independent Publishers

PLEASE SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB We fight for freedom, justice and coffee.
Disqus Comments Loading...
Share
Published by

Recent Posts

Man Buys Toothpick From Temu For $6,842

MINNESOTA - USA - A man inadvertently bought a toothpick from Temu for $6,842 after…

1 day ago

Axis of Evil: Russia Using Iranian Drones, Chinese and N. Korean Troops

KYIV - Ukraine - The Ukrainians have captured Chinese troops fighting for the Axis of…

1 day ago

Americans Must Prepare For Huge Inflation: Tariffs are a Tax on Imports

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Americans will have to contend with a huge spike in…

2 days ago

Trump Invited to Become Next Labour Chancellor of the Exchequer

LONDON - England - Donald Trump has been invited to become the next Labour Chancellor…

2 days ago

Donald Slump Made My Retirement Fund Disappear Says Man

WISCONSIN - USA - A man has praised Donald Slump for making his 401k retirement…

3 days ago

Meghan Markle Farted in My Soup Claims Sentebale Worker

MASERU - Lesotho - A distraught Sentebale charity worker recalls the moment Meghan Markle farted…

3 days ago

This website uses cookies.