PARIS - France - The other day a man on television broke down and started to cry for the crime of being male. He was made to feel ashamed for this very fact by simply wearing a t-shirt depicting scantily clad women.
“This is a crime against humanity. It does not matter that I’m a genius who engineered the landing of a craft on a comet and no woman could achieve such a feat. I am a man and for that I am truly sorry,” the man sobbed into a tissue, whilst being filmed.
Next week, Kim Kardashian’s celebrated naked buttocks will personally land on the moon.
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WHY DID GOD CREATE STRAIGHTS?
So lesbians would be created.
Why did God create lesbians?
So feminists couldn’t breed.
Lesbians and feminists can breed now. They have artificial insemination. Where have you been all these years? Women do not need men any more.
I suppose the sperm is self fabricating??? Or perhaps women have invented sperm and “don’t need men?”
That t-shirt is sold out. Please can someone link to shop with item in stock?