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How to Get Around Soaring UK Food Inflation

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How to Get Around Soaring UK Food Inflation

Your mortgage bill is set to rise by another 4% in November; the Council Tax bill will increase by another 30% this year, heating bills are set to skyrocket in April, and food in actual terms has risen by over 75%. There’s no need to worry though, there is a very simple solution to the cost of living crisis puking vomit down your throat.

Yes, there is a very simple solution to the food crisis, where even a loaf of bread is too expensive to buy.

The water diet is a very fulfilling culinary delight. You can even boil water or steam it, but it is best consumed cold.

Nutritionist, Manuel Cordoba reveals the wonders of water.

“If you can’t afford food — drink water. Drinking water will fill your belly, so you will not think of food when you see it everywhere on the telly or when you are walking outside.”

Water is relatively cheap, but make sure you do not consume too much or your water rates bill will flop through your door, and you will get a sort of nasty-ish surprise.

How long can you just drink water for? Well, seeing as your pension is now worthless, and your retirement just went out the door, consuming only water is a delightful solution to your problems. You can drink water for as long as your body has energy before it withers away and dies.

What if I have a large family, how will I feed them? Simple really, you have a choice, pay off the rent/mortgage/council tax/utility bills/motoring costs and keep a roof over your head whilst you all drink water, or buy food and lose the roof over your head and freeze to death in the unforgiving streets. It’s your choice at the end of the day.

So come on then get some H2O in yah…

New Orders From ‘Just Stop Oil’ Cult Intercepted

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New Orders From ‘Just Stop Oil’ Cult Intercepted

New orders from eco cultists ‘Just Stop Oil’ have been intercepted and released exclusively only at the Squib. The journalist who acquired these orders nearly lost his life after infiltrating the secretive Marxist eco organisation.

Order 623190-a

Just Stop Oil Headquarters

COMRADES, YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SO MUCH, THANK YOU. TOMATO SOUP OVER VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWERS, SUPERGLUING YOUR GENITALS TO ROADS, AND STOPPING THE DARTFORD CROSSING FOR 36 HOURS. THE AMOUNT OF MISERY, DISRUPTION AND LOSS OF REVENUE YOU HAVE CAUSED THE GENERAL MASSES HAS BEEN BEAUTIFUL.

WE MUST CONTINUE THE FIGHT AND YOU MUST CONTINUE TO OBEY OUR ORDERS WITHOUT QUESTION. YOU HAVE THE FULL SUPPORT OF THE POLICE/LONDON MAYOR/LABOUR PARTY/THE EU/GRETA THUNBERG AND THEY WILL CONTINUE TO HELP US.

ON THURSDAY THE ENTIRE BOLSHEVIK GROUP OF COMRADES, INCLUDING COMMISSARS WILL ASSEMBLE IN DOVER AT 04.00 HRS. THE MEDIA WILL BE ALERTED TO COVER THE NEXT ‘JUST STOP OIL’ EXTRAVAGANZA.

YOU MUST BRING WARM CLOTHING AND THE USUAL FLASK OF KOOL AID FOR THE PROTEST EVENT AS WELL AS HI VIS YELLOW JACKET.

ASSEMBLY POINTS  ON TOP OF THE CLIFFS OF DOVER WILL BE FORWARDED 10 HRS PRIOR TO THE OPERATION.

YOU WILL FORM AN ORDERLY LINE ONCE IN POSITION AND WAIT FOR YOUR COMMISSAR’S SIGNAL. ONCE THE SIGNAL IS GIVEN, YOU WILL WALK FORWARD SINGING IN UNISON ‘JUST STOP OIL’. YOU MUST KEEP WALKING FORWARD AND NEVER QUESTION YOUR ORDERS. YOU ARE DOING THIS TO SAVE THE PLANET FROM USELESS EATERS AND POLLUTION.

YOU WILL KEEP WALKING FORWARD COMRADES, EVEN WHEN YOU GET TO THE CLIFF EDGE. IN YOUR MINDS VISUALISE A RAINBOW ECO BRIDGE TO ECO HEAVEN. YOU MUST KEEP SINGING AS YOU CONTINUE WALKING OVER THE CLIFF’S EDGE.

GROUPS A – G WILL WALK OVER THE CLIFF AT 8.45AM, GROUPS H – P AT 9.20AM, GROUPS Q – Z AT 9.30AM.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNQUESTIONING DUTY TO THE CAUSE. YOU WILL BE HONOURED FOR SAVING THE PLANET FROM IDIOTS.

Hail George Soros!

JSO HQ

 

5 Most Famous Movies About Gambling

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5 Most Famous Movies About Gambling

There are a lot of cinematic works about gambling. Such films tell about the peculiarities of the gambling world and allow you to look at everything from behind the scenes. Casino review UK selected five best films for those who are interested in poker and casinos.

Molly’s Game

The film tells about a determined girl who opened an underground casino and successfully managed it for a long time. She was forced to this type of activity by difficult life circumstances.

The main character was a promising skier, but a fatal accident crossed out her professional sports career. Molly did not understand what to live for. She found a temporary job, where she had a difficult relationship with her boss. Actually, this prompted her to create an underground gambling establishment. And gradually, the best gamblers, as well as famous athletes, movie stars, businessmen, and musicians began to gather at Molly’s green cloth table. The talent to convince people, an honest approach to the game and big bets are the secrets of Molly’s success and her establishment.

The key theme of the “Molly’s Game” is poker. Events unfold around it, showing the gambling industry from the inside: players’ excitement, risky moves, gamblers’ behaviour at the gambling table, hidden desires and talents. The film also reveals Molly’s relationships with players, law enforcement and the mafia.

This film is based on the real autobiographical story of Molly Bloom. She wrote the script, participated in the organization of shooting, selected actors for the film.

The first screening of the film took place in Toronto. At that time Molly was sentenced to suspended imprisonment. However, the Canadian government granted her permission to enter the country for two days to see the screening.

Think Like a Man Too

In this film, several main scenes are devoted to gambling. The action at the gambling table reveals the hidden traits of the characters. Gambling is presented as an entertainment that allows you to feel acute emotions under the pressure of situations and make very quick decisions.

In general, the film tells about the adventures of four friends. They read a book about how to tame a man and put it into practice. The advice proved to be effective, but not without comic situations. And finally the couples go to Las Vegas (USA) to spend the last weekend before the wedding of one of them.

The key theme of the comedy is not the casino, but the relationship between the sexes, but the film can be included in the list of films about gambling, because it has many episodes about the gambling process.

Smokin’ Aces

An action-packed crime thriller with a dynamic plot and colorful characters. This film can be put in the same line with “Alpha Dog”, “Carrier”, “Cards, Money, Two Guns”, “Pulp Fiction” in terms of shooting style.

The film “Aces of Trumps” shows gambling (casino games and Las Vegas itself), at the same time a lot of bloody scenes, senseless murders, confrontation between the mafia and the FBI.

The main character nicknamed Ace is a skilled magician who impresses with tricks with playing cards. However, the mafia boss is hunting him. Will the ability to skillfully juggle cards help the hero and how will his adventures end? You will be able to find out when you watch the film.

The Gambler

A dramatic film that shows what gambling addiction leads to. The main character is a successful writer and teacher, but spends too much time at the gambling table. His addiction becomes so strong that he loses control over his own life, remains unemployed, neglects his reputation and falls into the criminal world.

American Hustle

A comedy film about gambling, dedicated to two talented crooks who pull off witty and intricate scams, including in casinos. Soon the schemes begin to bring them a lot of money, of course, then the FBI draws attention to the main characters.

The condition for these two not to be behind bars is participation in the operation of special services to expose four corrupt officials. The film is based on real events, which makes the plot especially exciting. The film also contains documentary fragments dedicated to digital gold.

EU Insect Initiative Indoctrinating Kids to Eat Maggots

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EU Insect Initiative Indoctrinating Kids to Eat Maggots

On 10 February 2022, the Commission has authorised the placing on the market of a third insect, Acheta domesticus (house cricket), as a food.

The term ‘house cricket’ refers to the adult of Acheta domesticus, an insect species that belongs to the Gryllidae family.

The novel food consists of the frozen, dried and powder forms of house cricket. It is intended to be marketed as a snack or as a food ingredient, in a number of food products.

In addition, the Commission has authorised for the second time the placing on the market of frozen, dried and powder forms of Tenebrio molitor larva (yellow mealworm) as a novel food. This is due to the fact that the authorisation in both cases are linked to the applicants due to the data protection provisions laid down in the novel food regulation.

The authorisation of house cricket will allow the applicant to place this insect species on the EU market under certain conditions of use.

EU indoctrination starts in the classroom and in the Netherlands, schools have already started the EU insect programs.

The stated mission of the EU Insect Protein campaign is to bring about “behavioural changes” in children to embrace “sustainable food.”

“Children are the next generation, therefore it is the goal of this EU Insect Protein initiative to normalise the idea of maggots and crickets as a source of food. From a young age children are being programmed to choose eating larvae as a sustainable protein source. As they will shape the next generation of EU citizens, and pass their programming onwards,” an EU autocrat revealed from the primary school.

Related EU Insect articles:

BBC Mourns Loss of EU Directive Forcing Us to Eat Insects

EU Directive Will Force Europeans to Eat Insects For Protein

Most Popular Lifestyle Choices for Homeowners in 2022/23

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Most Popular Lifestyle Choices for Homeowners in 2022/23

As the year comes to an end and homeowners look to upgrade and improve their living space in 2023, what are the most popular choices? For working adults who want to make life a bit more comfortable, safe, fun, or relaxing, there are plenty of interesting choices. The good news is that they’re all affordable and don’t require people to upend their entire daily routines. Many property owners are converting spare bedrooms into exercise or meditation areas.

But that’s not the only option. Others choose to get out of the house and take advantage of outdoor gym equipment for a breath of fresh air and a dose of daily physical activity. Inside, many are choosing to install home lifts to create a safer, more elegant environment in which staircases are not needed. Rooftop solar panels, sculptures, and wall hangings are just a few of the other things homeowners are acquiring to upgrade the look and overall efficiency of where they live. Consider the following details about some of the ways people are transforming their lifestyles for the better.

Home Lifts

home lift lifestyle changesHome lifts are gaining popularity among property owners who like the idea of adding a touch of elegance to their surroundings. But an often-overlooked advantage of lifts is that they provide a high degree of safety as they mitigate the need for using long, sometimes dangerous staircases. Nowadays, while home lift prices are around £16k, the cost is reasonable for owners who want the triple benefit of safety, attractiveness, and additional property value.

Neighbourhoods with Outdoor Gym Equipment

outdoor gym

As more adults are discovering the many health and wellness advantages of exercising outside, it’s becoming more common to enjoy the fresh air while doing a daily routine of callisthenics and other exercises. While outdoor fitness equipment costs vary in the UK, prices are reasonable, which is why so many city governments, local agencies, flats, houses, and others are adding the equipment to their property. Using outdoor gym equipment is easy because it’s not only strong and stable, but also immune to the effects of inclement climate conditions. People of all ages can access the units in public gardens, parks, office complexes, school grounds, hospital campuses, and in many other convenient locations.

Meditation/Hobby Rooms

yogaTurning an extra bedroom into a special place for meditating or doing hobbies is the top choice for homeowners who want to make their living quarters unique and suited to their preferred purposes. The primary benefit of having a spare room is that you can convert it into virtually anything you want. Common choices are to use these kinds of spaces for mini-libraries, sewing rooms, meditation spaces, taking up photography, and for whatever your hobby happens to be.

Solar Panels, Sculptures, and Wall Hangings

Rooftop solar arrays are catching on like wildfire, partly due to the fact that prices have been coming down steadily for several years. Plus, it’s possible to remove the panels and take them with you if you decide to relocate to another city or neighbourhood. Large sculptures and decorative wall hangings are the two hottest additions for new and older homes these days. Indeed, big art is currently making a major comeback after about a decade of hibernation.

Life in the Slow Lane

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Life in the Slow Lane

Often referred to as America’s paradise, the US Virgin Islands are one of the most popular vacation spots in the Caribbean and one of the best destinations for a cruise holiday. As of 2020, the islands received a total of 9 million tourists, generating significant revenue for the islands while fueling local businesses to thrive.

Made up of three different islands; St Thomas, St John and St John, with a dozen other different islands dotted around, one of the best ways to get to see most of the islands is by boat. Whether you’re an experienced boater or are planning your first sailing holiday, below we’ll dive into a wealth of information covering everything you need to know for a sailing trip in the US Virgin Islands.

How is a sailing holiday different?

sailing holiday 2Often, when going on holiday with the family in tow, it can seem like you need another break after returning home. With a sailing holiday you can experience life in the slow lane as you meander around the crystal blue waters of the US Virgin Islands at your leisure.

There are a few different ways to experience a sailing holiday and your options will depend on how experienced you are at sailing. For those most experienced and who hold a license to sail, why not head over to Borrow a boat to charter your own boat and lead the show as you sail around on your own schedule.

For those less experienced at sailing, a sailing holiday with a skipper gives you the opportunity to learn a new skill while having a guiding hand to show you the best places to sail around the islands with complete peace of mind. Alternatively, you can charter a boat with a full crew, meaning you don’t have to worry about anything other than where you left your snorkel. The crew will take care of everything from planning your route, to stocking up on provisions for the boat and even the cooking.

What’s more, while many of the popular tourist spots on the island can get a little crowded in the peak months, being on your own boat means you can escape the tourist hotspots and head off to the more secluded areas that are yet to be discovered by many tourists.

sailing

What can you gain from a sailing holiday

Embarking on a sailing holiday has many more benefits, including developing key skills that will last you a lifetime and create memories that you will treasure. Let’s take a look at some of the benefits of a sailing holiday below.

Bond with your friends or family

Holidays are a special time to bond with family or friends and make treasured memories that you will keep forever. However, a sailing holiday does much more as it requires you to work as a team to steer the ship. While everyone is eager to spend their time on deck, catching the sun, taking in the sounds of the lapping waves and the seagulls above, a sailing holiday requires everyone to chip in with a little effort and a lot of teamwork.

Not only will you make treasured memories, you will strengthen your relationship with your fellow crew mates as you navigate a new adventure.

Find a state of peacefulness

When staying in a hotel resort, it can often be easy to get caught up in all the activities going on around you, from themed evening dinners, to aqua aerobics classes, trips to local cultural icons and tourist excursions from your resort. However, being on your own private boat removes you from the hustle and bustle of tourist resorts and offers you a calm and serene place where you can relax and clear your mind.

Save money on excursions

Staying at a hotel resort means that you’re limited to what you can see unless you book onto some expensive tourist excursions. Not only can these excursions be crowded but they’re often much cheaper to visit on your own and at your own pace. Having your own boat means you can do exactly that.

What to explore in the US Virgin Islands

The US Virgin Islands offer a wealth of things to do, from lapping up the sun and relaxing to getting up close and personal with nature. Here are some of the best things to do while on a sailing holiday in the US Virgin Islands.

snorkelSnorkel with turtles

The waters around the US Virgin Islands are teeming with all sorts of wildlife, from tropical fish, to dolphins and turtles. Why not head to a secluded cove and jump into the water with your snorkel to see if you can spot any turtles. While turtle spotting excursions can be expensive, having your own boat means you can do it for yourself.

Explore the mangrove lagoons

The island of St Thomas is full of tropical mangrove lagoons that are best explored by kayak. Why not drop the anchor and lower the kayaks into the water for a day of kayaking, hiking and snorkeling around the best the island has to offer.

Overall, there’s so much to see and do in the US Virgin Islands that there’s something to keep the whole family entertained. Exploring the islands by boat is the best way to see everything they have to offer, while offering your own tranquil paradise away from the tourist hotspots. So, what are you waiting for?

Creepy Joe Relapses With Young Girl

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Creepy Joe Relapses With Young Girl

Creepy Joe Biden has been at it again, this time with another young girl. You would have thought his handlers may have told him in no uncertain terms that creeping up upon young girls and putting his hands on them was not the thing to do, especially with cameras rolling, but creepy Joe just can’t help himself.

Wonder what else happened to Ashley Biden in those intimate showers with her dad? Despite her mentioning it in her diary, we may never know the full extent of the abuse.

 

CHINA: Former CIA Analyst Confirms Daily Squib Story From 2020

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CHINA: Former CIA Analyst Confirms Daily Squib Story From 2020

In 2020, we wrote a semi-satirical article about how the CCP and Chinese Intelligence are using the technique of race baiting to divide the West by using groups like BLM and ANTIFA. Beijing Using Race to Divide and Conquer the West The Daily Squib also warned of the proliferation of Chinese style censorship being utilised by Silicon Valley monopolies in 2018.

Former CIA Analyst, Nicholas Eftimiades first came into public view in 1994 with the publication of his book Chinese Intelligence Operations (Naval Institute Press, Annapolis, Maryland., March 1994). The book is an examination of the structure, operations, and methodology of the intelligence services of the People’s Republic of China. The book received worldwide recognition with the Chinese government declaring Eftimiades “an enemy of the people” in the People’s Daily newspaper. To date, the book remains the only scholarly analysis of China’s intelligence services and operational methodology.

Chinese Intelligence Operations gained worldwide attention when one of the Chinese companies identified as having a relationship with China’s intelligence services was identified as a donor to the Bill Clinton presidential campaign through the Democratic National Committee. This revelation resulted in Eftimiades appearing on TV, radio, and being quoted in newspapers. He appeared on CBS Evening News with Connie Chung, Dateline NBC, ABC’s Day One, BBC America, National Public Radio and many other television and radio broadcasts. Some organizations protested the CBS news broadcast as being racist. Eftimiades testified before the U.S. Congress on several occasions.

The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) is actively working to erode trust in the U.S. political system and to increase political polarization among Americans by inflaming racial tensions on social media, according to Nicholas Eftimiades, a senior fellow at the Atlantic Council, a Washington-based think tank.

“China works a lot now … attempting to divide the United States,” Eftimiades said during a Sep. 30 interview with NTD, a sister media outlet of The Epoch Times.

“Race baiting is a tactic that we’ve seen starting to evolve from China in the United States. This goes back to the riots in 2020.”

 

Additional Daily Squib related articles:

Intelligence: China Encouraging BLM ANTIFA Rioters Across U.S. Cities

The Cultural Revolution is Being Imposed on the West

Why Men Are Being Targeted in the West

How Russia and China are Using Western Woke Mob to Destabilise Nations

Experts: If the Government Wanted Economic Growth They Would Cut VAT

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Experts: If the Government Wanted Economic Growth They Would Cut VAT

Value Added Tax (VAT) is something remaining from the EU, and should be cut or completely removed to boost the economy.

On 1 January 1973 the UK joined the European Economic Community and as a consequence Purchase Tax was replaced by Value Added Tax on 1 April 1973. The Conservative Chancellor Lord Barber set a single VAT rate (10%) on most goods and services.

If the government were to dump VAT, which is now at 20%, it would be akin to having a rocket exploding under the UK economy, propelling it into the stratosphere.

Unfortunately, reducing or taking away the hated EU VAT is something that would need real balls, and this Tory government of tax and spend is devoid of anything apart from cowardice.

Instead, the dilly-dallying government are to increase corporation tax making the UK a place where foreign business will stay away, and growth will be stifled further. So much for growth? Coupled with skyrocketing interest rates, many businesses and homeowners will lose their assets.

The UK is truly fucked.

Banzai! KamiKwazi Kwarteng’s Suicide Flight

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Banzai! KamiKwazi Kwarteng’s Suicide Flight

Not much can be said about KamiKwazi Kwarteng apart from his last flight missed the deck of the aircraft carrier, and he ditched into the ocean.

All could be heard before his plane was torn to pieces were his cries of “Banzai!”

“We gave him two choices, death by Harakiri (seppuku) or death by Kamikaze. Kwarteng chose the latter after disgracing himself with his economics,” a sullen Tory minister revealed.

It was dawn when KamiKwazi’s Zero lifted off from the airbase. He was given a final swig of sake, and told to go on his way.

“We had to let him go. He wasn’t even much of a good fall guy, was he? I mean, after creating absolute turmoil in the markets, it is all too evident who really rules this country, and it ain’t no bleeding Tory fucking government. It’s the bankers and money men, and the big whales like Soros. They rule the roost along with the Bank of England. Naturally, all of those entities hold allegiance to the EU. What Brexit? The EU still has Britain by the gangoolies,” another observer revealed.

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