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Commissar Rachel Reeves Praises Her Role in Ruining UK Economy

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Commissar Rachel Reeves Praises Her Role in Ruining UK Economy

Commissar of the People’s Soviet Labour Party of Britain, Rachel Reeves, today outlined her wonderful role in ruining the UK economy and killing off all forms of business and aspiration.

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin: “The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.”

“Dear Soviet Labour comrades, commissars, Bolsheviks, civil service workers, train drivers and union bosses, I am proud to announce today that the Great British Pound Sterling has fallen to its lowest point in years. Inflation has risen, and employment has collapsed. Britain’s GDP has fallen drastically thanks to my policies of the highest taxation burden in 80 years, and millions of old age pensioners have been condemned to freeze to death in their hovels thanks to me taking away their ‘winter fuel allowance’. I have also raided pensions and punished savers, as well as fucked over the farmers of Britain. Fuck them. I hate old people, and I hate farmers along with hard-working families who scrimped and saved to send their kids to private schools. I have enjoyed watching these people suffer.

“Comrades, this was the first phase. Don’t worry, I’ve got a lot more nasty Labour surprises up my red sleeve for the UK economy, which I will bring out like a stinky turd plopped out from a dead skunk’s arsehole.

“As well as another shitload of taxes, I hiked employers’ NI contributions, slashing the threshold at which they pay NI and lifting the minimum wage by an inflation busting 6.7% which is guaranteed to kill off many businesses and companies.

“My plan worked, companies stopped hiring. Consumers stopped spending, and I wet my crusty knickers with glee — again.

“By killing off the private sector businesses, which are the engine room of economic growth, my ultimate plan in murdering the UK’s economy is working great. I am literally throttling these bastards with £25billion in extra taxes — beautiful.

“Along with killing farms, and Britain’s food security, I have effectively fucked over big employers like the supermarket chains, Tesco and Sainsbury’s, forcing them to hike prices, reduce pay growth and cut payrolls.

“All of this will mean hyperinflation is coming soon. Ooh goodie, I can’t wait! And, as a little extra, all your council taxes will rise in April by 70%. Have fun with that, you pathetic fucking arse biscuits. Fuck the UK economy, and fuck you.”

Beyond Satire: The Onion Buys Infowars

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Beyond Satire: The Onion Buys Infowars

We are not sure if the Onion can be classified as satire any more, but along with the Connecticut Democrats it has acquired Alex Jones‘ lifetime work website — Infowars.

The Onion, which is a large corporate entity, bought the site at auction for an undisclosed sum. The CEO revealed the details of the purchase: “The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.”

It is relatively ironic that Infowars, which was pretty satirical before being sold off, will be supposedly “made into satire” by corporate writers for the Onion.

Whatever. It is official today — Infowars is DEAD!

Crazy Woke Leftists Told to “Identify” As if Kamala Won Election

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Crazy Woke Leftists Told to “Identify” As if Kamala Won Election

If you haven’t seen all the batshit crazy woke American women and cucks on social media crying, pulling their hair out, shaving their heads and collectively virtue signalling for the internet, you can consider yourself lucky, or alternatively you are missing out on some great fucking entertainment. This episode of mental illness paraded publicly by crazy woke leftists gets weirder, though. Now a therapist is suggesting that the deranged woke socialists “identify” as if Kamala had won the election.

Crazy woke leftists

Dr Eric Shinn, a therapist from Los Angeles, California, is advising the people posting shameful narcissistic videos of their mental breakdowns on the internet on how to cope with the Donald Trump election win.

“Please listen to me, all you woke socialists who are actively displaying your mental illness on the internet for other people to laugh at you, this is not conducive to good mental health. We all know that woke ideology means that you can identify as what you want, and the identity you choose at any moment must be observed by anyone else you come into contact with.

“I have seen grown men with beards and deep voices wearing dresses go to restaurants who get angry when waiters call them ‘sir’. I have seen women go ballistic when someone calls them ‘ma’am’. I have seen woke people who identify as cats, porpoises, coyotes and even a skunk. One woman came to me and said she identifies as a used toilet brush.

“If woke people can identify as whatever they want to identify as, then they can identify as a person living in a world where Kamala Harris won the election, and Donald Trump lost. That is after all a possibility under the whacky made-up rules of the woke ideology.

“All you have to do is affirm with yourself every five minutes that ‘Kamala won the election’ and repeat this affirmation on a constant basis. This is what woke liberals do anyway, and this is the way they brainwash each other to believe batshit woke ideas.

“Remember that your life is one of illusion, and you are living in a fantasy socialist woke utopian mental prison where your entire existence is defined by social media, and woke political mantras. From now on, every time you hear the name Donald J. Trump, you will substitute that with Kamala Harris in your pitiful fucked up brainwashed mind. It will make you happy once again. Pretend you are at a gay parade, and gay men are walking around with their cocks and butts showing in front of young children in the streets, waving huge purple dildos in the air. Pretend that everyone you meet is a transgender person with specific pronouns.

“You are now living in a socialist woke utopia where Kamala Harris is President of the United States. Nothing anyone else says to you can change this because as a liberal progressive leftist socialist being, you are the epitome of virtue and truth, you are always correct and all other people with different views are wrong. They must be cancelled. No other viewpoint other than that of wokeness is valid or can be allowed to be expressed. Woke socialist liberals even have their own fact-checkers on the internet who invalidate and cancel anything that is not woke. This makes you as a progressive socialist liberal the arbiter of all truth in the world. Be proud of this.

“All you need to do now is congratulate yourself, and congratulate Kamala in winning the election. She really did it, the first female Indian Pajeeta President of the United States. You must celebrate immediately. Maybe get another nose ring, or how about getting a huge rod pushed through your clitoris, or head of your penis? Maybe get a Kamala tattoo across your forehead, or dye your hair a different shade of blue. It’s your choice. Kamala won the election. Yes, you can relax now. Everything is going to be all right. Deep breath, ahhhh!”

What’s New in Casino Gaming: Recent Developments and Innovations

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What’s New in Casino Gaming: Recent Developments and Innovations

Casino gaming has always been a leading industry globally, and it has evolved over time to maintain player interest. From the captivating atmosphere of land-based casinos, with their mesmerizing lights and buzzing slot machines to the development of online casinos, this has been an ever-changing industry due to innovation. Recently, unparalleled technological developments brought new waves to casino gaming. These changes promise a more immersive, interactive, and accessible gaming experience.

Virtual Reality (VR) and Augmented Reality (AR) Gaming

pexels-capondesign-1261822 vrAmong the most exciting trends in casino gaming, virtual and augmented reality stand out. The immersive technology will literally ‘transport’ gamblers into a virtual casino environment, whereby they can interact with the games themselves in 3D and enjoy the real atmosphere of gaming from their homes. Virtual and Augmented Reality offers a completely different level of interactivity that immerses players in a virtual casino environment complete with all its dazzling lights, mesmerizing sounds, and even the social interaction that comes along with it.

Players have already experienced VR casinos, exploring their favourite slot machines and table games while chatting with other players in real time. AR also makes its mark in mobile gaming by allowing players to overlay digital casino games onto the real world.

Blockchain and Cryptocurrencies

pexels-karolina-grabowska-5980916 cryptoBlockchain technology is one of the rapidly advancing technologies in casinos, which permits them to increase levels of transparency, security, and convenience for players. Quite a number of online casinos have opted to allow the use of cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin for payments. This allows players to gamble securely and in a decentralized way.

With blockchain, every transaction goes to a public ledger; thus, it’s transparent and tamper-proof. The fairness and protection of player data make blockchain an appealing security feature. Many crypto casinos offer provably fair gaming, allowing players to verify the randomness of game outcomes using cryptographic algorithms, ensuring the games are not rigged.

Live Dealer Games

pexels-shvetsa-6664177 casinoLive dealer games have been one of the biggest innovations in online casinos in recent years, bridging the gap between digital and physical experiences. Within live dealer games, players can take part in an actual gaming experience that is run by a professional dealer and streamed from a casino studio.

Such games provide all the interaction and excitement seen in a land-based casino, yet at the same time, players get to take part anywhere. Other famous live dealer games include blackjack, roulette, and baccarat, all generally interactive in nature and offer features such as chat options through which gamblers can communicate with the dealer and other players.

Skill-Based Slot Games

Slot games have been pure chance-based games determined through RNG. Recently, with growing demand, there has been a need for skill gaming slots that include more strategic elements and player input. The latter is attracting a notably younger generation of gamers accustomed to more interactive and skill-based experiences.

In the case of skill-based slot games, players can influence certain aspects of a game, for example, bonus rounds or mini-games where their performance will be indicative of their potential for winning. This interaction enhances the gaming experience and gives players a sense of accomplishment.

Mobile Gaming and Casino Apps

Mobile gaming has drastically altered the ways in which people access casino games, making playing on the go easier than ever. Casino apps and mobile-optimized websites let players engage in their favourite games anywhere at any time. From slots to table games, mobile casinos are designed with a variety of games in mind, with each game optimized for smaller screens and touch controls.

The convenience of mobile gaming has attracted a wide audience to this mode of gaming. Developers have kept up by creating apps that offer a hassle-free user experience with faster loading and exclusive mobile-only bonuses. With the introduction of 5G, mobile casinos promise to be faster and more responsive.

The casino gaming industry steps into one of its most innovative periods, whereby new technologies and trends are changing how players engage with their favourite games. From immersive VR and AR experiences to the transparency and security provided by blockchain, developments are continuing to enhance fun and fairness in casino gaming. Live dealers bring the action of real-life casinos online, while slot games that require skill to play and mobile gaming applications make the experience more interactive and easier to enter.

“I Will Cripple You!” British Farmers Need to Follow US Dockworkers Technique

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“I Will Cripple You!” British Farmers Need to Follow US Dockworkers Technique

When a vindictive, venal, nasty anti-business government wants to kill off generational British farmers and their farms, the only option left is to fight with as much dirt and below the belt nastiness as the Labour government treats farmers. This is why farmers need to take a look at the hardcore actions proposed by US dockworkers recently led by a well-connected goodfella union boss. Their threats of strikes and retribution made the authorities and companies involved back down in less than a week.

‘We don’t need them!’ ex-Tony Blair aide sticks the boot into farmers – ‘Do to them what Thatcher did to miners’

The main crops that are grown by British farmers are wheat, barley, oats, potatoes, sugar beets, fruits and vegetables. The livestock that is raised include poultry, pigs, cattle and sheep. Wheat is the major crop in the UK. The total area of agricultural holdings is about 41.6 million acres (16.8 million hectares), of which about a third are arable and most of the rest is grassland. During the growing season about 72% of the arable area is cereal crops, and of the cereal crop area, more than 57% is wheat.

The first week of the British farmers striking, it will be all over the news, but mainly ignored or dismissed as nonsense by the Labour controlled media.

The second week of the strike, supermarkets will start reporting shortages in milk, flour, cheese, eggs, fruit, vegetables and meat. Restaurants will start shutting down and firing their staff. Supermarkets will start to consider closing some stores.

The third week of the British farmers striking, empty shelves will be a normal sight, and so will be looting of stores that still have something on their shelves. Supermarkets will be forced to close most of their stores and sack thousands of staff. Some supermarkets will try to source food from abroad, but the cost will be prohibitive to consumers and cause more looting. With little supply and huge demand, food inflation will skyrocket.

The fourth week, the stock market will crash along with the pound sterling. The bond market will go crazy, raising the inflation rate to new heights never before seen. Keir Starmer’s ailing and incompetent, ignorant government will have to consider introducing food rationing to the population.

The fifth week – civil unrest. Riots and mass looting of little of what is left in the shops start across major cities. The police are deployed with minimal effect. People who live pay cheque to pay cheque now have absolutely nothing left and despair sets in. More businesses that held out for this long go under. The crippling carnage continues…you want a fucking Christmas turkey? Tough, you’ll be boiling your shoes to chew on the leather instead.

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British farmers should be treated with the utmost respect and dignity they deserve, not like fucking gangsters or criminals, as the Labour administration are doing right now.

If Labour does not reverse their punitive inheritance tax actions, British farmers need to do something about it, or they will not survive. The Labour taxation attacks are there to kill off farming, and there is no other option for farmers left right now than to fight for their very survival.

Never give up, never stop, and never fear. What have British farmers got to lose now, seeing as they are set to lose everything they own to the Labour tax man anyway? You’ve got nothing to lose now.

NEVER STOP! NEVER FEAR! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

RITA BOOKE: Why Young Gen Z Fans Like Me Are Swooning Over the Daily Squib Anthology?

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RITA BOOKE: Why Young Gen Z Fans Like Me Are Swooning Over the Daily Squib Anthology?

Since we flew the nest, my older brother Alex and I have been eyeing the Daily Squib Anthology on the publisher’s website. Recently, our parents said if we wanted a copy, we could take a few each; we have been fighting like toddlers ever since.

So now she’s threatening to buy even more copies – including a Daily Squib t-shirt – written into her will. She won’t say whether she’s joking or not.

Why the fierce rivalry? For us 20-somethings, the fantastic, biting satire in the DS Anthology is the ultimate status symbol.

I’ve always been obsessed – when I was a tot, Mum would unleash me in WHsmith’s like a truffle pig so adept was I at spotting the book on the shelf – and now it’s taken over TikTok, with influencers posting their #DailySquib hauls and screaming manically over any new collections.

At the weekend, social media was filled with videos of six-hour queues outside the book’s publisher sale in Crambospavvy, Norfolk. Exhausted influencers jostled for the Daily Squib Anthology and gleefully claimed it was ‘worth it’, as police herded the middle-class hordes outside.

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YouTuber Constance Noring from Northamptonshire posted a TikTok video of herself cooking dinner – with her battered well-read copy of the Daily Squib Anthology (costing £17.95) at the forefront

It wasn’t just the middle-aged elbowing their way to the front. For my image-obsessed generation, there’s nothing like haemorrhaging £17.95 on a satire anthology. It’s the definition of ‘quiet luxury’. Those in the know can spot its unfussy but distinct aesthetic.

The Daily Squib’s homogenous book design means you only need to choose the book. It’s an easy way to say ‘I have taste’ without actually needing to have any. I once agreed to a date just because he handed me a drink in a Daily Squib mug at a house party. I barely noticed his face.

If you’re properly middle-class, you inherit your Daily Squib Anthology, but you can easily rectify this by loading up on your own. This kind of social mobility can be bought at Curtis Press. But real fans look for second-hand pieces; with slightly battered edges, you can feign generational wealth and class.

The quality of the Daily Squib Anthology is seductive, too. Its classic, black and white books stand the test of time, and the satire transcends any form of wokeness or socialist tantrums after losing elections to Trump.

With the zeitgeist turning away from wokeness in all its forms, investing in something practical but beautiful feels more justifiable than buying another shitty woke book written by some BBC or MSNBC celebriturd.

None of us can afford houses, after all, so why not cheer up our flat shares by spending any deposit money on an anti-woke Juvenalian satire anthology?

So, I can’t say I’m surprised at all those hopefuls queuing up at the publisher’s warehouse. I just can’t believe I missed it.

Anti-Business Rachel Reeves Causes Shops to Close Early and Fire Staff

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Anti-Business Rachel Reeves Causes Shops to Close Early and Fire Staff

Marxists like Rachel Reeves, the ignorant low-IQ anti-business Labour Chancellor of the Exchequer are too stupid to know that their arrogant and illogical policies are not compatible with running businesses or an economy, but that’s to be expected from a socialist government.

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin: “The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.”

UK HIGH STREET SHOPS LABOUR

News from the High Street is that there is no fucking High Street any more.

Shops and businesses are now set to close early, and open for fewer days in a week. Many retail businesses are now also firing large swathes of their staff just to stay afloat as the ridiculous policies of Labour eat into their finances.

What can we expect for another five years of this utter, utter miserable shit from Labour?

UK SHOPPING CENTRE UNDER LABOUR GOVERNMENT

Well, it’s a no-brainer, prepare for many businesses to either go under or barely hang on trading.

With farmers in the Labour shit pile as well, restaurants and supermarkets will feel the heat as well due to shortages in farm goods.

Empty High Streets, empty supermarket shelves, and lots of empty pockets. It’s a Labour anti-business communist wet dream come true. Rachel Reeves soaks her crusty panties at the mere thought of it all.

Never Forget the Fallen on Remembrance Sunday

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Never Forget the Fallen on Remembrance Sunday

Remembrance Sunday commemorates the contribution of British and Commonwealth military and civilian servicemen and women in the two World Wars and later conflicts. It is held on the second Sunday in November (the Sunday nearest to 11 November, Armistice Day, the anniversary of the end of hostilities in World War I in 1918).

Sacrifice for the country may be something that is alien to much of the youth of today, but in the past there was camaraderie, bravery, honour and service in protecting the realm.

Today, King Charles will be joined at the National Service of Remembrance by other members of the Royal Family, including the Prince and Princess of Wales.

The King will lay the first wreath on behalf of the UK at the Cenotaph. He will be followed by Prince William and Princess Anne, then Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer and the country’s other political leaders.

Members of the armed forces, including veterans of World War II, will then lay their wreaths.

Services will be held in almost every town and city across the UK – with some of the biggest gatherings expected in Belfast, Edinburgh, Cardiff, Plymouth, Liverpool and Manchester.

Woodbridge Suffolk UK November 26 2021: Red poppy wreaths laid on a war memorial in remembrance of war dead, Suffolk UK
Red poppy wreaths laid on a war memorial in remembrance of war dead, Suffolk

The Princess of Wales will be watching on from the balcony of the Foreign Office.

Veterans have spent the morning gathering near the Guards Memorial on the Horse Guards Parade ahead of the Royal British Legion’s March Past the Cenotaph, ahead of the March Past the Cenotaph.

The two-minute silence will begin at 11:00 when Big Ben will chime to signal the start of the two-minute silence. A cannon blast from the Horse Guards Parade, accompanied by a bugler playing the Last Post, will mark its conclusion.

Armistice Day will follow on Monday, commemorating those who died in the Great War, World War I.

 

MESSAGE TO TRUMP: Start With Firing Woke Teachers and Educators

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MESSAGE TO TRUMP: Start With Firing Woke Teachers and Educators

If you want to change America for the better, you have to start with education. It seems, the entire education system of America through to universities have been infiltrated by the woke Marxists, and the only way to change this system of political indoctrination is to take these people out, to ban them from ever entering an educational establishment, to purge the entire system state by state of woke teachers.

Parasitic woke infiltration

The entire curriculum for schools needs to be reversed back to classical styles of traditional teaching and subjects, however the most important element is that the Marxists need to be removed completely. Woke communist ideology pervades over the entire system and this is the ideological engine of any nation — education!

Teach objectivity, logic, philosophy, natural sciences, art, architecture, poetry, drama, and history to children, removing the woke LGBTQP trans race-baiting indoctrination that is so pervasive in schools today. Pliable children who are susceptible to influence are being taught and groomed to become homosexual and to mutilate their bodies through intensive transexual indoctrination.

Bring back childhood

Kids need to have a childhood again, and not have transgender gay propaganda shoved down their throats constantly by activists masquerading as teachers. These people committing these crimes are not teachers, they are Saul Alinsky acolytes and Marxist agents embedded in the education system. The woke programmers and groomers, who call themselves “teachers” are an evil pestilence that needs to be completely eradicated, and criminalised for what they are doing to children by sexualising them.

Education

If you really want to change a nation, any nation, you have to start where everything begins — education, schools, universities.

Education is the foundation of every nation, and without a solid foundation, you’re just building on quicksand.

President Trump, do this, and you will be remembered and praised for generations to come as one of the greatest reforming presidents the United States of America has ever seen.

Will this urgent message get through somehow to Trump or someone in his administration, we don’t know? Who the fuck are we anyway, but at least we tried?

UPDATE – 12 NOVEMBER

Looks like Trump is already on point with the woke Marxist problem in education. Sincerely hope he goes through with it right to the end.

Trump Win: Hope Now For Fight Against Global Woke Communism?

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Trump Win: Hope Now For Fight Against Global Woke Communism?

Before the US election, things were looking very grim, very grim indeed. America and the world was facing another four years of global woke communism that would have invariably seeped into all other countries. The UK has been taken over by Marxists already, and is at its lowest point in national moral as well as economic wellbeing in decades, with the highest tax burden in known history.

Global Woke Communism (GWC)

The Don will naturally concentrate most of his efforts on domestic issues, but the good thing about him is that he also has a global vision as well, and this is the key battleground in the fight against global woke communism.

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The woke communist American vision of the Democrats

First though, Trump needs to obviously clean up house in the good ol’ USA, and hopefully the corrupt swamp won’t get him bogged down, simply because the swamp is a very treacherous place, and it is quite fluid, as it can move around, avoiding the Trump attacks on its person.

Before the election, we here at the Squib were very cynical about the chances of Trump winning, especially after the dodgy previous US election in 2020 where the Democrats installed a senile puppet to extend their communist agenda. We had stipulated that Trump would have to gain votes way above the level of fraudulent Democrat votes to win, because it was obvious that the Dem swamp had all bases covered.

Trump needs to do a lot of firing to cleanse the United States government of entrenched and embedded woke communist agents. The civil service, federal agencies, departments, everything, need to be cleaned out of idealogical communist agents and activists who have infiltrated the system.

Once America has been purged, then it is time to move on to the rest of the globe, but the fight starts initially in the USA, and Trump will hopefully be the true arbiter of change.

 

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