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For the Sake of NATO, Ukraine and Europe Kamala Harris is the Only Choice

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For the Sake of NATO, Ukraine and Europe Kamala Harris is the Only Choice

Fuck it, we would have to put up with some serious woke feminist shit for four years, but Trump would stupidly make a deal with Putin and abandon Ukraine, thus endangering the entire continent of Europe and causing a huge loss for NATO. After Trump’s disastrous presidential debate performance, his answers about how he would deal with Ukraine betrayed his ignorance and naivety about the entire subject. At least Kamala Harris is with the program and not willing to give up Ukraine like Trump is willing to do. If this ever happened, it would NOT be peace, it would be fucking hell. Kamala Harris is the only choice when it comes to deterring Russian aggression across the European continent and preserving Ukraine.

Putin will not stop at Ukraine, as his lust for further territory extends towards the rest of Europe. Of course, Putin would go easy on Hungary because Viktor Orbán is so stuck up his ass brown-nosing him that he would spare Hungary’s destruction, as for the rest of Europe, it would be clean-up time for Putin. The Russian despot detests the UK so much he may even drop a few Tsar Bomba‘s on the major cities, turning the country into a radioactive wasteland.

If anyone is thinking about voting for Trump, think again because the USA would be directly in the firing line once Europe has fallen to Putin and his Z fascist soldiers. The EU is not capable of making coherent military decisions, and many of the cowardly EU hierarchy would flee Europe as soon as Putin’s troops swept through the Balkans, Poland and Scandinavia.

America and the world would be in safer hands with Kamala, who would preserve the fight against the Russian invaders in Ukraine.

 

Second Presidential Debate: Kamala Harris Won After Trump Triggered

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Second Presidential Debate: Kamala Harris Won After Trump Triggered

The former Teflon Don was rattled and triggered by some genius moves by Kamala Harris, who played on Trump’s weaknesses, even babbling on about Haitians eating dogs at one point. Trump at various points was flummoxed by the female element of the debate. To her credit, Kamala tried to portray herself as the adult in the room, and held a firm line against a stalwart yet strangely unhinged, bothered Trump utilising his typical rhetoric about his usual gripes about immigration and fracking etc. The second presidential debate was a remarkable contrast to the first one, with an incoherent Joe Biden mumbling inanely.

Watch the second presidential debate here

Who to believe? Let’s face it they both lied, and even though Harris has presided over a disastrous Biden tenure, she still somehow put forward a positive view of the future, inclusive of all Americans. The debate at times, to be fair to Trump, looked like a three on one contest with Trump being the odd man out.

Where Trump does fail is in his attitude to Ukraine. He does not seem to grasp that Putin will not stop at Ukraine, but like Hitler after the Poland invasion continue through to the rest of Europe. He obviously admires Vladimir Putin, but so what? Admiring someone does not change the fact that that person will not do harm to you or others. This is where Trump truly falls behind, and it seems Kamala Harris profited off this weakness very well.

Eating cats and dogs? This was a genius move by Kamala, and she was gifted this gem by tricking Trump to reveal that he actually believes odd bits of internet bullshit without fact checking anything. He looked unhinged and emotional.

Trump did not make anything stick on Kamala, and she actually did get under his skin at times. The Don seemed to be bogged down with his own personal dislikes and emotional stuff instead of concentrating on the concerns of the country and world. Everything’s always about him as the centre of everything, and Kamala expertly brought that out in Trump’s narcissistic character, revealing itself all too evidently.

Kamala Harris looked strong and presidential, and she showed that she does things by the book, as opposed to Trump who throws the book out of the window. Kamala even revealed she owns a gun, so that was another point that did not stick regarding gun control, but who really knows if that’s true or not.

Anyway, none of this shit matters. What matters to Americans is what Taylor Swift likes and endorses, so when she went on Instagram to endorse Kamala, that could be a game changer in itself. Swift has 300 million followers, and the brainless Swifties follow her orders without thought. It’s still going to be close though, but it’s all down to women now, and after tonight’s debate Kamala Harris was the positive candidate here as she articulated her points much better than Trump who did fall into Kamala’s carefully laid out traps.

Looks like we may witness the first female President of the United States soon.

Winter Fuel Payments: MPs on £90,000 Claim ‘Heating Allowance’ For Homes

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Winter Fuel Payments: MPs on £90,000 Claim ‘Heating Allowance’ For Homes

As 348 heartless callous Labour MPs voted to scrap pensioner’s winter fuel payments condemning over 10 million old age pensioners to choose between eating food or heating, there was a slight tinge of hypocrisy as the Labour MPs all receive ‘heating allowance’ payments for their second homes.

The Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, and her fellow scumbag Labour MPs used £400,000 of taxpayers cash to heat their homes. Rachel Reeves herself claimed £3,700 of taxpayer cash towards her energy bills over five years before axing winter fuel payments for millions of pensioners, effectively condemning them to death in the freezing winter weather.

Labour leader Keir Starmer came under fire in the Commons for failing to publish an impact assessment of the impact of winter fuel payment cuts, amid claims that nearly 4,000 pensioners could die by being denied the cash.

When questioned about this outrage, Reeves said: “I have my heating on 24 hours a day and in my second home as well. We even have heating for our duck house. In the winter months the ducks can get rather cold, so we installed a few radiators in their duck house which are on 24 hours a day.”

Liz Kendall, the work and pensions secretary, has claimed £5,700 to cover her home energy bill over the last five years – enough to pay winter fuel payments to 19 pensioners this winter.

Four thousand pensioners could die this winter because of the venal Labour policies, scrapping winter heat allowance.

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Thousands of Dangerous Criminals Released Early Celebrate

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Thousands of Dangerous Criminals Released Early Celebrate

It was Happy Prisoner Release Day today as thousands of dangerous rapists, career criminals and violent murderers were released into the public across Britain by the Labour government early because there is apparently no room left for jailed social media posters. There were huge celebrations today across the country as thousands of dangerous criminals released early into the public whooped with joy.

“If you want to commit a serious crime in the UK, it’s a fucking free for all, mate,” one drug dealer who was meant to have been jailed for 8 years, only served two months of his sentence before being released yelped with delight.

“I love the Labour government and am now going to be a lifetime supporter in the elections,” another released prisoner who was meant to have been jailed for a series of violent rapes, barked in jubilation. “I think I’ll have another sesh tonight in the dark streets somewhere. I can’t control my urges,” he added gleefully, making lurid groping gestures with his hands and salivating.

It’s nice to know that the victims of these criminals and the lives of the public will be a lot safer today. London Mayor Sadiq Khan also praised the criminals for their hard work in creating more crime and being released early to create even more crime.

“I am so happy for the inmates, we need more crime in our cities, especially London. I sincerely wish these criminals a joyous time as they commit more heinous crimes.”

Anti-Gun Activists Praise Kamala Harris Assault on America’s Guns

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Anti-Gun Activists Praise Kamala Harris Assault on America’s Guns

“Assault weapons have no place in our society” is the beacon cry coming from the Harris 2024 team, but as much as the anti-gun lobby likes that, will there be push back from Americans who pride themselves on being able to own these types of weapons? The assault on America’s guns is still in the early stages of planning.

Should Americans be limited to owning air guns and only hunting rifles/shotguns, with serious checks repeated yearly? How would Harris’ assault on assault weapons be accomplished? Owners of these popular weapons would be asked to hand them in to the authorities, but would they comply?

Disarming Americans

There are many questions how a nationwide disarming process would be accomplished safely and effectively.

The Harris team has naturally been quiet about the plans, but it is mostly assumed that a new disarming taskforce along with agencies like the ATF would be in charge of disarming Americans.

There’s a very good reason why the Democrats do not mention any policies for the upcoming election because to do so would give fuel to the Trump team and possibly help him win the election.

Prince Harry, now a supposed devout American, has also put his weight into the argument and urged Americans to drop their guns, as well as their right to free speech.

Will disarming Americans make the country a safer place to live? This is a heavily debatable question, because at the end of the day, there will always be an illegal arms market and the criminals get first dibs at that.

Americans praise their God Given right to bear arms to defend themselves from harm and tyranny of a government gone wrong.

Now that Feinstein is dead and gone, it will be up to Kamala Harris to take away the guns from ‘Mr and Mrs America’. Will she succeed in her plan? Will the assault on America’s guns cause civil unrest or even civil war?

 

French Navy: Pensioners Caught Trying to Flee Labour’s Britain in a Boat

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French Navy: Pensioners Caught Trying to Flee Labour’s Britain in a Boat

Admiral Gaston Trou du Cul, of the French Navy, revealed that the little rubber boat was overflowing with pensioners just off the coast of Normandy, and one gentleman even lost his false teeth to the sea, but it could have been a lot worse. The pensioners were attempting to flee Labour’s Britain after their winter fuel payments and pensions were robbed by the evil Labour Party.

Alfie Norbert, 87, from Croydon, South London, was one of the pensioners rescued off the coast of Normandy.

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Alfie Norbert, 87, was back at home in Croydon on Tuesday.

“It’s a shame it had to come to this, but we honestly had no option. Labour is punishing pensioners and robbing us of the little we got. It’s a bloomin’ disgrace after what we’ve done for this country. It was a nice day trip though, I felt like our boys on Operation Overlord on D-Day June the 6th 1944, except there weren’t any Jerries on the beach shooting at us, but boats full of asylum seekers leaving for Britain. I told one boy from Albania in a boat good luck mate, at least you’re young and foreign innit, and you’ll be treated like a king, in the UK they treat old English people like utter shite!”

Never Give Up

The failed attempt did not deter the pensioners, and they vow they will keep trying to flee Labour’s Britain and if they die trying, so be it.

Valerie Bertram, 93, a widower from Doncaster, stated that life is “unbearable” in Labour Britain.

“In all my years, I’ve never seen it this bad. The constantly rising Council Tax, they’re going to take away the single person discount as well. Labour is also thinking about taking our bus passes away, and they’re taxing our pensions, and removed our winter fuel payment. Why don’t they just come around our houses and grotty flats and shoot us in the head. It would be quicker and easier that way!”

Get Hooked On Fishin Frenzy

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Get Hooked On Fishin Frenzy

Well-known and loved slot franchises come in a variety of themes. Fishin Frenzy, the angling-themed reel spinner, is one of the most popular. In this article, we discuss the game and why it is so enjoyable.

Fishing is one of the calmest, most relaxing hobbies you can take part in. When it comes to the themed slot Fishin Frenzy, it is anything but peaceful and serene. High jackpots and large payouts keep players returning for more. In this article, we discuss why Fishing Frenzy is such a popular slot game.

Fishin Frenzy’s Continued Popularity

There are several reasons why the Fishin Frenzy slot has become one of the best slot game franchises. Check out a Fishin Frenzy review to see what people really think. On its interface are five reels and ten pay lines. This means you have ten different ways to win cash prizes. This makes it very easy to get to grips with if you are starting out in the world of slot games. Yet this does not make it boring. In fact, it is packed with features that keep the game entertaining.

Most of these come from interesting-themed symbols. They are vividly illustrated, and the animations used keep the game fresh and alive. For example, the Fisherman acts as the wild symbol. A wild can act as a substitute for any other symbol, making a win more likely.

The fishing boat icon is a scatter symbol. Three or more of these anywhere on the reels will provide the player with free spins. These are helpful as they let you play without using your own money for a short time. If you manage to get a fisherman symbol during these attempts, he will hook a fish for you. This is where the big prizes are, and it will allow you access to the jackpot.

After any win, you can also choose a gamble feature. This lets you make a punt on a double-or-nothing bet. It is a risk, but one that can increase your earnings.

Reeling in on Fishin Frenzy

To play Fishin Frenzy, you need to find the right online casino for your needs. You don’t need to use all your funds to try the game out if you manage to find one with welcome bonuses. Once you have created an account, navigate to Fishin Frenzy and take it from there.

Start by using the plus and minus figures to set your bet size. Make sure to manage your budget, so that you can have a long and enjoyable session. Hit the spin option and watch the reels turn. Depending on how they fall will decide if you have a win or not.

You don’t have to be a professional angler, or a slot player, to enjoy Fishin Frenzy. It has been around for some time now and has competition from other well-known titles like Big Bass. However, it always comes out on top of the slot game review websites. If it is your first time playing, you can not get much better than Fishin Frenzy.

‘Alternative Protein’ Forced Upon Population Whether You Like it or Not

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‘Alternative Protein’ Forced Upon Population Whether You Like it or Not

There is a reason why farmers who farm traditional livestock are being quietly shut down in the West. In France, for example, the farmers rioted and blocked the streets for months because of the EU’s brutal regulations effectively making their farming businesses inoperative. The global elite of course will continue to eat their filet mignon and livestock farmed on their own private land, or from select farmers, but the rest of the populace will be ‘transitioned to healthy sources of protein’ in other words insects, bugs and maggots.

The new National Alternative Protein Innovation Centre (NAPIC), a £38million research project co-founded with Imperial College London and funded by Jeff Bezos, will be leading the effort in the UK to transition people from eating bacon, sausages, eggs, roast beef, chicken and fish to eating insect protein. Farmers will be forced to farm bugs and insects or go under.

Professor Karen Polizzi of Imperial’s brand new “Bezos Centre for Sustainable Protein” described the new initiative thus:

Transitioning to healthy, sustainable sources of protein is a pressing global challenge. The National Alternative Protein Innovation Centre will help facilitate this transition by supporting researchers and industry in all parts of the process from product design through to consumer acceptance. At Imperial, we will focus on developing economical, sustainable processes for producing newly discovered alternative proteins on a large scale.

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The “alternative proteins” that are the focus of this initiative are: “edible proteins that are derived from sources other than animal agriculture: from plants such as cereals, legumes, tubers and nuts; fungi such as mushrooms; algae such as seaweed; insects; proteins derived via lab-grown microbial cells or fermentation; and lab-grown meat.”

The EU also has a similar “alternative protein” initiative, which it is slowly integrating into the European population.

No Choice

In the future, you will have no choice in eating ‘alternative protein’ because that will be all the protein available in the shops. The authorities will also make it illegal to farm livestock unless you have a special licence, which will only be granted to the elite.

The mainstream media have also been instructed to incorporate the ‘delights’ of ‘alternative protein’ to their readers. The propaganda comes rich and crispy like a chirping cricket munched between your teeth as the green gut goo seeps over your tongue.

Naturally the Grauniad is at the forefront of the ‘alternative protein’ propaganda push, even running enticing ad features eschewing lab grown meat companies, and insect as well as maggot protein. The Good Food Magazine is also in on the act, claiming that mealworms can cure diabetes, whilst MSN reports that “Lab-grown meat is coming. Here’s why you might have no choice but to eat it” and Yahoo Finance tells us “Why Lab-grown meat is a win for the UK’s investment industry”.

The Aussies are now apparently dumping their barbecues to eat the “next superfood” Hoppa, a fucking bag of powdered crickets. Next month, Melbourne will be playing host to AltProtein24, a conference for the promotion of “alternative proteins”.

Want a “healthy, sustainable” pancake? Go to Finland, where the Solein chemical company are dishing out delicious bacteria pancakes conjured up in vast vats. You have to commend the Fins on their extreme scientific approach to this pressing matter.

Singapore recently approved 16 different types of insects for human consumption, but this is old news, the Asians have been eating insects and pretty much anything including eggs fermented in the urine of young boys for thousands of years.

Locusts, five types of beetle grub and even a species of honeybee are among the minibeasts deemed good enough to eat, after a decision in July. The Singapore Food Agency has also greenlit imports of pasta, chocolate bars and crackers that contain insects as ingredients. One restaurant – House of Seafood – has added 30 insect dishes to its menu, ranging from sushi topped with silkworms to squid ink pasta sprinkled with house crickets.

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In the good ol’ USA, the University of California suggests: “Good grub — why you should consider eating bugs“.

Tarantulas do need special preparation but only because their hairs can cause irritation.

The Daily Squib foresaw this many years ago, and we were panned as “conspiracy theorists” and “fake news” but now it is all happening.

What is the cause of all of this shit? Well, it all comes down to overpopulation.

Hamas Terrorist Group Praises Labour For Stopping Arms to Israel

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Hamas Terrorist Group Praises Labour For Stopping Arms to Israel

Labour MPs were today wallowing in praise from the terrorist group Hamas for stopping arms shipments to Israel, a tiny country surrounded by Arabs and Persians who want them completely wiped off the face of the earth. Labour Foreign Secretary David Lammy’s decision to restrict arms exports to Israel was praised by Hamas, who wished to give him the Medal of Terror, a special honour bestowed upon those who support terrorist groups like Hamas.

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Labour MPs applaud the Hamas terrorist group after receiving praise for their actions against Israel.
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Labour MP David Lammy

“When we kidnapped those Jews and tortured and murdered them, we know David Lammy was cheering us on, just like all those far-left liberals in the West. They were cheering from the Labour HQ as our beloved terrorist operatives burned Jewish babies alive in ovens and butchered entire families. By restricting crucial arms to Israel, this will help us, Hamas, to achieve our ultimate goal — to wipe Israel off the map. We also know that the blacks hate Jewish people with a vengeance, and this is why they play the ‘knockout game‘ with them by sucker punching them from behind in the streets. When Labour came to power in the England, we knew that they would support us. We are grateful to Keir Starmer, Jeremy Corbyn and David Lammy who like the entire Labour Party supports terror and the Hamas genocidal cry of “From the River to the Sea” which vows that one day all Jews in Israel will be murdered in cold blood. Thank you, David Lammy, thank you, Labour!”

State of the World News Round-up – 6th September 2024

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State of the World News Round-up – 6th September 2024

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Hunter Biden is Guilty of Tax Evasion

Hunter Biden has opted to plead guilty in his federal tax evasion case, as opposed to pursuing an Alford plea, which acknowledges the prosecution’s likely success but maintains his innocence. The plea change comes as the trial was about to commence in Los Angeles federal court. Hunter Biden faces charges of failing to pay at least $1.4 million in federal taxes over four years, a period during which he has cited struggles with drug addiction. This trial is his second this year, but its political impact may be less significant now that his father, President Joe Biden, has withdrawn from the presidential race and is a lame duck president. Prosecutors plan to highlight personal and financial issues in their case, including alleged lobbying for a Romanian oligarch. Hunter Biden faces up to 17 years in prison if convicted. He was previously convicted in a firearms case related to his drug use, with sentencing expected in November.

Trump Proposes Cleaning Out “The Swamp” With Efficiency Commission Led by Elon Musk

Donald Trump has announced his intention to create a government efficiency commission led by tech billionaire Elon Musk if re-elected. The commission would focus on auditing federal spending, eliminating fraud, and cutting unnecessary expenses. Musk, known for his cost-cutting measures at SpaceX and X, has expressed willingness to serve without pay. Trump also reiterated his proposals to cut corporate tax rates and position the US as a leader in cryptocurrency. This announcement comes amidst Kamala Harris’s recent economic policy proposals, which include a smaller capital gains tax increase than President Biden’s plan.

Democrats Charge Former Russian Trump Adviser Over Russian Influence

The US Department of Justice has charged Dimitri Simes, a former adviser to Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign, with working for a sanctioned Russian TV network and laundering illegal payments. Simes allegedly continued working for Channel One Russia despite being informed of the criminal nature of such work under US sanctions. He reportedly received over $1 million and other benefits for his work. Simes, who had advised Trump on foreign policy, faces significant legal repercussions for his alleged actions.

Navy Chiefs Whacked For Installing Illegal Wi-Fi on Warship to Watch Porn

Former Command Senior Chief Grisel Marrero and other Navy chiefs conspired to secretly install a Starlink satellite dish on a ship, creating an unauthorized Wi-Fi network named “STINKY.” This network allowed senior enlisted personnel to access the internet during deployment, and the cost was covered using a debit card from the Chief Petty Officer Association. This unauthorized installation represents a significant breach of naval protocols.

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German Unemployment Crisis

Germany is experiencing a slow-burning jobs crisis, with its unemployment rate rising from a historic low of 4.9% in 2019 to 6% currently. The rise is attributed to the country’s struggle with the transition to electric vehicles and a decline in high-skilled roles. Employee protection rules complicate layoffs, masking underlying employment issues. Analysts warn that job cuts among major German companies are at their highest since the financial crisis, signaling a worsening labor market situation.

Trump Pleads Not Guilty to Trumped Up Democrat Election Interference Charges

Donald Trump has pleaded not guilty to revised federal charges of election interference. The new indictment, filed by Special Counsel Jack Smith, excludes allegations of pressuring the Justice Department but retains other charges. Trump’s legal team argues that his actions fall under presidential immunity for official duties. Judge Tanya Chutkan will determine how the Supreme Court’s ruling on presidential immunity affects the case, which may not proceed to trial before the upcoming presidential election.

Ukraine Develops Modern Tech for WWII Secret Weapon

Ukraine has adapted World War II-era technology to create a laser proximity fuze for drone bombs, enhancing their effectiveness in the conflict with Russia. This new technology allows for precise airburst detonations and is both affordable and locally produced, potentially increasing the impact of Ukrainian drone strikes.

Nightmare For UK as Macron Appoints Michel Barnier as Prime Minister

French President Emmanuel Macron has appointed Michel Barnier, the former Brexit negotiator, as the new prime minister. Barnier, a conservative, must now secure the confidence of a divided National Assembly. This appointment follows a period of caretaker government and political wrangling after July’s snap elections, which resulted in no single party achieving a majority.

RIP-OFF BRITAIN: Ticketmaster Investigated Over Oasis Reunion Ticket Scam

Britain’s competition watchdog is investigating Ticketmaster for potential breaches of consumer protection laws related to the sale of Oasis reunion tickets. Fans reported significant price increases due to dynamic pricing, leading to prices up to £350 ($430). The investigation comes amid ongoing scrutiny of Ticketmaster, including issues from last year’s Taylor Swift ticket sales.

Gunman Shot Dead Near Israeli Consulate in Munich

German police shot and killed a gunman near the Israeli consulate in Munich during a memorial service marking the anniversary of the 1972 Munich Olympics attack. Israeli President Isaac Herzog has described the incident as a “terror attack.” The investigation is ongoing, with authorities looking into the gunman’s motives and plans for the consulate.

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Harris Wants Smaller Capital Gains Tax Rise Contradicting Biden

US Vice President Kamala Harris has proposed a more modest increase to the capital gains tax than President Joe Biden, marking a shift from one of his key policies. While Biden’s 2025 budget proposed raising the top tax from 24% to 40%, Harris suggests a hike to 28%, which she believes is more reasonable. Additionally, Harris is in favor of increasing corporate tax rates from 21% to 28%.

As the Democratic presidential nominee, Harris continues to position herself as a moderate. Her platform includes tax cuts for small businesses and expansions of the child tax credit. Harris has also emphasized patriotism, law and order, and military support in an effort to bolster her centrist appeal. This strategy seems to be working, as Republican figure Liz Cheney has recently endorsed her.

Ugandan Olympic Runner Tragically Dies After Being Immolated by Ex-Boyfriend

Ugandan Olympic marathon runner Rebecca Cheptegei tragically died in a Kenyan hospital after being set on fire by her ex-boyfriend. The attack, which left Cheptegei with severe burns, occurred over a land dispute when she was returning home from church with her two daughters. The athlete, who had recently competed in the Paris Olympics, was 33 years old.

China’s Deployment of Three Icebreakers to Arctic Signals Strategic Expansion

China has deployed three icebreakers to the Arctic region, a first for the country, signaling its growing ambitions in the polar regions. Analysts, including Aidan Powers-Riggs from the Center for Strategic and International Studies (CSIS), say this move indicates China’s intention to capitalize on both physical and geopolitical shifts in the Arctic.

Fossil Fuel Funding for Woke Eco-cult Universities May Be Slowing Green Transition

A recent study has suggested that university research funded by fossil fuel companies may be influencing climate policy in ways that hinder progress. While bias from industries like tobacco and alcohol has been well-documented, this new study reviews evidence of potential bias in fossil fuel-backed research. The study found that fossil fuel companies often fund research, sit on university governing boards, and influence curricula, though the full extent of their involvement remains unclear.

Netanyahu’s Border Stance Emerges as Key Obstacle in Ceasefire Deal

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has insisted that Israel will maintain control of Gaza’s southern border with Egypt, known as the Philadelphi Corridor. His position has become a significant obstacle to a potential ceasefire deal with Hamas. While US officials continue to mediate, there is growing pessimism about the likelihood of a breakthrough.

Critics argue that Netanyahu’s insistence on controlling the border is a political move to prevent a deal that could weaken him.

Salvage Efforts Halted as Burning Oil Tanker Remains Stranded in Red Sea

Efforts to salvage the burning oil tanker Sounion in the Red Sea have been abandoned due to safety concerns, according to the EU naval mission Operation Aspides. The vessel, which was targeted by Yemen’s Iran-backed Houthi rebels, carries over one million barrels of oil, raising fears of an environmental disaster as the fire continues to burn.

Far-leftist Lula Defends X Ban

Brazil’s President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva defended the country’s ban on Elon Musk’s platform X, formerly known as Twitter. Lula said the world should not tolerate Musk’s far-right agenda, even though critics argue the ban curtails free expression. The move is part of a broader feud between Musk and Brazilian authorities, who have also threatened to revoke the license of his Starlink satellite internet service.

Mexico’s Controversial Democratic Judicial Reform Bill Clears Key Hurdle

Mexico’s lower house has approved a controversial judicial reform bill that would see judges elected by popular vote, a proposal pushed by outgoing President Andrés Manuel López Obrador. The legislation has sparked protests and strikes from judicial workers, including Supreme Court justices, who argue that the reforms would undermine the judiciary’s independence. Despite opposition, the bill is expected to pass in the Senate. Democracy is obviously painful for the Mexican judiciary.

China Warns of Spy Recruitment Targeting College Students

China’s top spy agency has warned college students to be wary of “handsome men and beautiful women” who might attempt to recruit them as foreign spies. The agency emphasized that foreign intelligence services could exploit students’ curiosity and offer internships or job opportunities to access sensitive research. This warning comes as part of China’s broader anti-espionage campaign under President Xi Jinping.

US Sanctions ‘Russia Today’ Over Election Interference

The US Treasury, Department of State, and Department of Justice have announced sanctions targeting executives and employees at RT (formerly Russia Today) for their roles in attempting to interfere in the 2024 US presidential election. RT employees allegedly funneled nearly $10 million to a Tennessee-based content creation company to push pro-Russia content. In response, the Biden administration has introduced the most significant measures yet to curb Russian influence operations.

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Biden to Block Nippon Steel Acquisition of US Steel

US President Joe Biden is expected to block the sale of US Steel to Japan’s Nippon Steel, citing national security concerns. The $14.9 billion deal has become a political flashpoint ahead of the November election, with both Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris opposing the sale. US Steel has warned that halting the deal could put thousands of jobs at risk, leading to a sharp decline in its stock price.

Ukraine Reshuffles Government in Bid to Refocus War Effort

Ukraine’s Foreign Minister Dmytro Kuleba has resigned amid a broader government reshuffle that may see President Volodymyr Zelenskyy re-appoint half of his cabinet. The reshuffle comes as Russia continues to launch strikes on Ukrainian cities like Lviv, and as Zelenskyy prepares for a visit to the US.

No Shit! UK’s Deadliest Residential Fire Since WWII Caused by ‘Decades of Failure’

A useless six-year inquiry into the 2017 Grenfell Tower fire, which killed 72 people, has concluded that the disaster was the result of “decades of failure” by governments, companies, and fire services. The inquiry revealed that manufacturers responsible for the installation of highly combustible cladding engaged in deliberate attempts to manipulate testing processes and mislead the market. The report also criticized government negligence in implementing safety measures.

Finland to Ban Russians from Buying Property Over Security Concerns

Finland has announced plans to ban most Russian citizens from purchasing property in the country, citing national security concerns. The move follows reports of suspicious activities, such as the construction of fortifications on Russian-owned properties. Finland shares the longest border with Russia of any NATO country, and the legislation aims to protect the country’s sovereignty.

US Job Openings Fell to 3.5-Year Low in July

US job openings have dropped to a 3.5-year low, according to a Labor Department report. The decrease signals that the once-hot job market is cooling, which could prompt the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates in the near future. While job hirings rose slightly in July, the labor market remains softer than pre-pandemic levels.

LIGHTS OUT – UK’s Last Coal Plant Set to Close This Month, Ending 140 Years of Coal-Powered Electricity

The UK’s last coal plant, Ratcliffe-on-Soar, will close this month, marking the end of 140 years of coal-powered electricity in the country. The UK was the first to use coal-fired electricity in 1882, and it will now become the first G7 nation to completely phase out coal from its power grid. Meanwhile China and India are building thousands of coal-powered stations per year and pumpung billions of tonnes of poisons and pollution into the atmosphere and oceans.

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