With the threat of Donald Trump throwing Prince Harry out of the USA for lying on his Visa application about his heavy Class-A drug use, senior advisers to the errant prince have advised a meeting with Elon Musk to send him to Mars.
Josh Pepperthorne, a PR specialist working for the Harry and Meghan foundation, revealed that negotiations are currently underway for the former working royal to go on a one-way trip to Mars. It is not yet known whether Meghan Markle will go with Harry or join him at a later date.
“Prince Harry has volunteered to go to Mars. He made up his mind after the re-election of president Donald J. Trump. Elon Musk and his company X are currently looking into accommodating the prince’s request.”
If Harry is accepted on one of the flights, he would have to undergo some training but would be travelling to Mars with a professionally trained team of astronauts and technicians.
Janice Lemuria, a spokeswoman for Musk’s X company, said: “It is not clear what role Harry would play on Mars because he has no skills, and has never worked a day in his life, but the team would do their best to try to find something for the thick as shit ponce to do.”
Travelling to Mars is no easy task, but Harry is determined to go there and show the people of earth he is useful for something, other than pretending to be important.
Much like Chairman Mao starving over 30 million Chinese peasants and farmers to death from 1958 – 1961 during the “Great Leap Forward” today Comrade Xi Jinping praised the efforts of Comrade Starmer to confiscate the land of British farmers, taking away their livelihoods and causing a food crisis in the UK.
Speaking in Rio De Janairo, Comrade Xi Jinping told Comrade Starmer that he “sincerely hoped that Soviet Britain would achieve the same starvation and death that the great Chairman Mao accomplished” praising the vigilance of the Soviet Labour Party in dealing with the British Kulak class.
The communist Labour government are currently engaged in an elimination campaign against farmers in Soviet Britain, and their aim is to exterminate any form of dissent or rebellion. It is a good thing that British farmers are very compliant and timid, especially as they are being bent over and brutally fucked in their collective anuses by the Soviet government in power.
“It is a good thing we have a bunch of softie cucks and timid pansies who will soon lose their farms in the UK. Imagine if we had the likes of French farmers here? As supreme comrade of Soviet Britain, I sure am lucky, the pathetic peasants just keep taking punishment after punishment without even a yelp or a word of objection. When in Number 10 Downing Street in my study, I sit there giggling at the idiots on the TV getting shafted by my policies, it’s beautiful to watch, especially their utter silence, and timid obedience.”
Many farmers will lose their farms thanks to the ignorant Labour Party, who have no idea how to run a country, let alone an economy.
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin on the Kulaks: “…bloodsuckers, vampires, plunderers of the people and profiteers, who fatten themselves during famines”.
The punishing taxes will reduce farming profits to such a level that thousands of British farmers will be forced to either retire or go bankrupt. This is something the Labour civil servants simply do not understand, because they have never run businesses for themselves or held a proper job in their lives.
Tens of thousands of farmers are descending on Westminster today as they protest against the government’s inheritance tax raid. Unfortunately, because they are British, they will not be spraying raw cow and pig shit on Labour politicians, as the French farmers are so proficient in doing. British farmers will probably not strike either, which could solve their problem within a month if they did.
The calm event will involve speakers addressing crowds, a procession to Parliament Square and a speech from Tom Bradshaw, president of the National Farmers’ Union (NFU).
Marxist prime minister, Keir Starmer’s announced changes to agricultural property relief and business property relief will needlessly punish farmers with little or no return to the Treasury.
In last month’s budget, Chancellor Rachel Reeves announced the changes, which means that previously-exempt farms worth more than £1m will have to pay an inheritance tax of 20 per cent from April 2026.
The Rachel Reeves budget is a complete betrayal of Britain’s farming community, and poses a serious danger to the UK’s food security. When the crops are dead, and the livestock has all been sold off to pay tax, there will be nothing left.
In today’s fast-paced world, maintaining a healthy lifestyle can seem daunting. However, adopting small, manageable changes can lead to significant improvements in your overall well-being. The key is to focus on habits that are simple yet impactful, making it easier to stay consistent. In this guide, we’ll share some practical health hacks to help you live your best life — starting today.
1. Start Your Day with a Hydration Boost
Dehydration can cause fatigue, headaches, and even reduce mental clarity. Starting your day with a glass of water not only rehydrates your body after hours of sleep, but also kickstarts your metabolism.
For an extra boost, add a slice of lemon or a pinch of sea salt for natural electrolytes. This small habit can set a positive tone for the rest of the day.
2. Simplify Your Nutrient Intake
Ensuring you get your daily vitamins and minerals is crucial for maintaining energy levels, immune function, and overall health. But let’s be honest: remembering to take large pills or carrying bulky supplement bottles isn’t always convenient.
Enter dissolvable vitamin strips. These portable, fast-absorbing strips are a game-changer for anyone with a busy schedule. Unlike traditional pills or gummies, dissolvable strips are easy to carry, require no water, and dissolve quickly in your mouth, delivering essential nutrients wherever you are.
They’re perfect for anyone who struggles with swallowing pills or simply wants a no-fuss way to stay on top of their health.
3. Prioritise Quality Sleep
Good sleep is the foundation of a healthy life. It impacts everything from your mood to your immune system. Aim for 7–9 hours of quality sleep per night and establish a bedtime routine to signal to your body that it’s time to wind down.
This could include:
Turning off screens an hour before bed.
Practising mindfulness or deep breathing exercises.
Keeping your bedroom cool and dark.
When paired with a balanced diet and the right supplements, like vitamins, quality sleep can significantly enhance your overall health.
4. Make Movement Part of Your Routine
You don’t need a gym membership or a gruelling workout plan to reap the benefits of exercise. Incorporate small bursts of movement throughout your day to keep your body active. Take the stairs instead of the lift, stretch during work breaks, or go for a 10-minute walk after meals.
Consistency is more important than intensity when it comes to exercise. These little moments of movement can improve circulation, reduce stress, and even help with digestion.
5. Plan Meals with Simplicity in Mind
Meal planning doesn’t have to mean spending hours in the kitchen or creating overly complicated recipes. Start by focusing on nutrient-dense meals with a balance of protein, healthy fats, and complex carbohydrates.
Batch cooking grains, roasting vegetables, and prepping proteins in advance can save time and ensure you have healthy options ready to go. For days when life feels too hectic, rely on simple add-ons like a smoothie or a dissolvable vitamin strip to fill in nutritional gaps.
6. Take Breaks to Recharge Your Mind
Mental health is just as important as physical health. Incorporate short breaks into your day to recharge. Whether it’s a five-minute mindfulness session, a quick walk outside, or simply standing up and stretching, these small moments can reduce stress and improve focus.
7. Keep Healthy Snacks Handy
Hunger strikes can lead to unhealthy food choices. Avoid this pitfall by keeping healthy snacks, such as nuts, fresh fruits, or yoghurt, on hand. For an extra health boost, combine these snacks with vitamins to maintain steady energy levels throughout the day.
Live Healthier
Living a healthier life doesn’t have to involve radical overhauls. By incorporating simple, yet effective habits like staying hydrated and moving more, you can make a big difference in your overall well-being. These small changes are easy to stick with and can pave the way for a healthier, happier you.
Start small, stay consistent, and watch how these tiny adjustments transform your life!
The 5th Gaia-X Summit, “Empowering Global Data Spaces, Shaping Tomorrow’s Cloud Infrastructure,” successfully concluded at Finnkino Tennispalatsi, Helsinki. With over 600 registrants from more than 40 countries, the event showcased significant advancements in Gaia-X’s mission to establish a secure, federated, and interoperable digital ecosystem, setting new milestones for digital sovereignty and global collaboration.
Finnish Minister of Transport and Communications, Lulu Ranne.
Catherine Jestin, Gaia-X Board of Directors Chairwoman and Airbus Executive Vice President Digital and Information Management, stated, “This Summit has emphasised the critical importance of globalisation, standardisation, and open-source contributions as the foundation of a thriving data economy, both in Europe and globally. The economy is inherently global, and so must be the data spaces we are building, ensuring accessibility and affordability for SMEs through open-source principles. Interoperability, driven by common standards, is essential to create an ecosystem where businesses of all sizes can collaborate and innovate seamlessly. By championing these principles, we ensure that the data economy becomes a success story for Europe, empowering even the smallest enterprises to thrive in this interconnected world.”
The Summit’s Tech Theatre featured, amongst others, the Loire Release components for the Gaia-X Digital Clearing Houses, marking a significant step forward in Gaia-X’s technological evolution. Christoph Strnadl, the CTO of Gaia-X, stated, “The joint session with our COO, Roland Fadrany, was an excellent opportunity showcasing how the business side of our members and the technical side have been and will continue to work together. Complementing that, the Tech Theatre was an amazing and extremely well-attended place to disseminate and discuss technical topics on a detailed level, for instance, the internal architectures of the Loire Release components for our Gaia-X Digital Clearing Houses (GXDCHs)”. The release provides essential tools for automated compliance based on the Gaia-X Compliance Document 24.06, operationalising key elements of the Gaia-X Trust Framework to enhance interoperability and trust across ecosystems.
To complement the launch of the Loire Release, a new Gaia-X Academy course was unveiled, equipping participants with technical knowledge and tools to implement compliance and interoperability frameworks effectively.
In the Economic Theatre, Hubert Tardieu,Independent Board Member of Gaia-X,concluded, “As the landscape of data sharing evolves, it is essential to prioritise the economic sustainability of data spaces to ensure their long-term viability. Gaia-X emphasises the need for mature data-sharing ecosystems where orchestrators can operate independently without reliance on ongoing public funding. Drawing from insights in the “Economics of Data Sharing” position paper, a balanced ecosystem requires orchestrators to deliver value while maintaining trust and neutrality, fostering participant collaboration.
By introducing maturity-level frameworks, Gaia-X aims to support governments and the European Commission in assessing the readiness of data spaces for self-sustainability. Economic considerations, as outlined in the position paper, highlight that the success of data spaces lies in the ability to create and fairly distribute value across participants, ensuring their resilience and continued innovation beyond the initial phases of public support. This alignment of economic and operational maturity is crucial for fostering robust and enduring digital ecosystems.”
Prof. Boris Otto, from Fraunhofer ISST,stated about the Partners Theatre at the Gaia-X Summit that “The Data Spaces Support Centre (DSSC) is delighted to partner with the Gaia-X Summit, which provides an excellent platform to present significant project milestones, including the DSSC Blueprint v.1.5 and Toolbox. Together, we are setting foundational standards for trusted and interoperable data spaces across Europe and beyond.”
In addition, new Gaia-X Digital Clearing Houses were also announced.Proximus and Neusta Aerospace will now participate in operationalising and strengthening the compliance infrastructure. These additions mark critical steps in enabling trusted, secure, and scalable data sharing within and beyond Europe.
Gaia-X reiterated its commitment to the internationalisation strategy by announcing hubs in Denmark, Norway, and Switzerland, expanding its presence and fostering local collaboration. These hubs will play pivotal roles in driving regional innovation and supporting Gaia-X’s standards. “The Gaia-X Summit in Helsinki was a significant milestone in introducing Gaia-X more widely in the Nordic-Baltic region and connecting data space initiatives and individuals from all over Europe and beyond. “On behalf of the Gaia-X Hub Finland, I thank the Finnish Ministry of Transport and Communications and the members of the Nordic Institute for Interoperability Solutions – the governments of Estonia, Finland and Iceland – and the local data space community for supporting this event.” Stated Ville Sirviö, Gaia-X Board of Directors Member; Gaia-X Hub Finland Coordinator and Nordic Institute for Interoperability Solutions (NIIS) CEO.
The Gaia-X Evangelist Programme, introduced during the Summit, provides a platform for individuals and organisations to advocate for Gaia-X standards and values. This initiative aims to accelerate the adoption of Gaia-X globally.
To conclude, Ulrich Ahle, the CEO of Gaia-X, reiterated, “Data spaces are rapidly transitioning from development to reality, with many now becoming fully operational. As part of Gaia-X’s globalisation strategy, we are proud to see data spaces expanding beyond Europe to countries like Japan and Korea based on their local legislation. This global reach demonstrates the universal relevance of Gaia-X’s principles and highlights our commitment to fostering trusted, interoperable data ecosystems worldwide.”, referencing the successful deployment of a testbed for a Gaia-X Digital Clearing House in Japan. This milestone, led by the University of Tokyo, with active participation from industry giants including Toshiba, SoftBank Corp., NTT DATA, and NTT Communications, reflects Gaia-X’s globalisation strategy and commitment to fostering international collaboration.
About Gaia-X
Gaia-X is a European initiative that aims to establish a secure, transparent, and federated digital ecosystem based on European values. Its mission is to foster innovation and digital sovereignty by providing a framework for data infrastructure and services that are compliant, interoperable, and trusted.
One has to hand it to the Europeans, they are the masters of regulation, integration, collaboration, quality standards, and kings of data. The European standard of daedal excellence is all too prevalent in Gaia-X, as witnessed at the Helsinki 2024 Summit during the 14-15 of November. The colossal data project is currently headed by the towering CEO Ulrich Ahle, a veteran of multiple technical appointments at companies like Siemens and Atos.
The amount of data that is produced by business within the EU, amongst its companies and its regulatory systems is immense, therefore it is only right that this data is directed through specialist data hubs to create an efficient network for stringent EU compliance regulations and automation between all complying manufacturers and companies involved. Imagine the amount of technical data from a company like Airbus regarding its multiple components, suppliers, technical, legal, mechanical systems constituting exabytes of data that in the traditional methods of working would take thousands of years to process for compliance, or in relation to production and manufacturing collaborative needs to be assimilated within the manufacturing process; but because of Gaia-X, it takes half-an-hour to parse—not two thousand years. Catherine Jestin, Gaia-X BoD Chairwoman; Executive Vice and President of Digital and Information Management, Airbus, explained the processes at play regarding the aerospace industry very succinctly during the conference. The key point here is interoperability, the ability of computer systems or software to exchange and make use of information where data between devices made by different manufacturers can be efficiently assimilated and integrated within a singular data stream for maximum productivity also helping collaboration between different sectors/manufacturers. The Gaia-X Digital Clearing House is essentially Open Source which brings forth a certain level of transparency within operational standardised EU Compliance contingencies, but the data hubs aim to push further globally, and not be constrained within the European framework. For example, Japan is now a major player within the Gaia-X data system, which is constantly expanding its global reach.
The 800 pound gorilla in the room
It goes without saying that the coterie of clerisy assembled at the conference offered immense detail and knowledge about their particular fields of expertise providing sufficient blood flow through the vena anastomotica during the summit as they were utilising technical, cerebral and almost robotic linguistics to somehow explain the enormity of the Gaia-X system. My main concern for the future was the immense data that will be needed for AGI (Artificial General Intelligence). What struck me particularly about the conference was not only the cloud data system of Gaia-X but also how the ideopraxist vision of the corporate and EU technocrats corresponded with the writings of the French philosopher and thinker Jacques Ellul who in his 1964 book The Technological Society defined technique as the ensemble of methods that achieve efficiency in all fields of human activity. I had the opportunity to parley with the Gaia-X CEO Ulrich Ahle briefly during the conference, mentioning Jacques Ellul, along with ‘technique’ and he nodded his head knowingly. Ellul posited that the essence of technique lies in its self-perpetuating nature—once a technical method is discovered, it drives further advancements, often independent of societal needs or ethical considerations. This ‘technique’ ties in quite succinctly with Gaia-X and its inevitable push for total autonomy of technique, where techniques evolve on their own momentum, often unrestrained by human control or societal input. They are not merely tools but forces that shape human behaviour and societal structures. The guiding principle of technique is optimising processes for maximum efficiency, often side lining human and cultural values. While techniques themselves may be neutral, their adoption and implementation often lead to unintended and profound societal consequences. Ellul foresaw that techniques transform societies, creating dependencies and reducing human agency. They often precede and drive the moral, social, and economic frameworks that emerge around them. This elemental basis of technique is truly relevant when it comes to open source blockchain data projects like Gaia-X. My thoughts during the conference carried me towards the global proliferation of AGI, which is currently within the preliminary phase of pre-planning before being rolled out globally, simultaneously. The advent of Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) will represent a profound leap in technological evolution, with implications resonating deeply with Jacques Ellul’s philosophy and the principles underlying the Gaia-X project. AGI, will be an AI system capable of understanding, learning, and performing any intellectual task a human can, thus encapsulating the trajectory of Ellul’s concept of technique: self-perpetuating, autonomous, and driven by the pursuit of efficiency above all else. The emergence of AGI would mark a point where technique not only shapes human behaviour, but potentially surpasses human agency altogether. There are caveats however to AGI. Ellul’s cautionary stance on the autonomy of technique is particularly relevant when considering AGI. As AGI systems develop, they may become increasingly independent of human oversight, creating new pathways of knowledge and solutions that humanity neither anticipated nor fully comprehends. This mirrors Ellul’s observation that technique evolves for its own sake, with efficiency as the primary driver. While AGI could optimise global processes—from healthcare to climate modelling—it also raises the question: at what cost? Will AGI’s pursuit of technical solutions override ethical considerations, cultural nuances, or human welfare? Gaia-X offers an illustrative framework for exploring the intersection of human sovereignty and advanced technologies like AGI. Its emphasis on data interoperability and sovereignty provides a blueprint for maintaining control over complex, autonomous systems. If Gaia-X principles were extended to AGI, they could ensure that such systems remain aligned with human values by embedding accountability, transparency, and decentralised oversight into their operations. However, the integration of AGI into a system like Gaia-X also exemplifies the tension Ellul describes between human intention and the autonomous trajectory of technique. As AGI integrates into interoperable networks, it could accelerate the very self-perpetuation Ellul warned about, potentially amplifying the risks of loss of control, chaos and disorder. Moreover, the interplay between AGI, Gaia-X, and Ellul’s philosophy underscores the critical need for ethical frameworks. Ellul highlighted the moral neutrality of technique, arguing that societal values must actively guide its application. Gaia-X’s federated structure could serve as a model for ensuring AGI adheres to ethical principles by fostering collaboration amongst diverse stakeholders. This collective governance could mitigate the risks of monopolisation or misuse, ensuring AGI systems serve the common good rather than narrow interests. Ultimately, the advent of AGI, when viewed through the lens of Ellul’s critique and Gaia-X’s ambitions, represents both an unprecedented opportunity and a profound challenge. It calls for a reimagining of how humanity engages with technology—not as passive beneficiaries of efficiency but as active stewards of innovation. To balance the transformative potential of AGI with its inherent risks, society must adopt systems like Gaia-X while remaining vigilant about the deeper, often unpredictable consequences Ellul foresaw. This approach could help navigate the path to AGI responsibly, ensuring it enhances human agency rather than diminishing it.
After the conference, back in the hotel bar, the beautiful Finnish barmaid handed me another glass of Kyrö wood smoked dry malt dulcifluous nectar and there I contemplated the enormity of the Gaia-X pabulum, not only in the technical sense, but also its all-encompassing vision of futuristic smart cities, artificial intelligence, nubiferous digital cloud systems and total non-human automation.
Mike Tyson and some lame YouTuber called Jake Paul engaged in a predetermined and well orchestrated fight that could have been mistaken as a pleasant dance in the ring. The fight was so obviously fake that at some points you could see Mike nodding at Jake as a cue for the next move.
Fixed Fight
“The hits were so soft or were complete misses.” one commentator at the fight revealed on the night.
Mike needs the money, because he just does. He is not very good with keeping his millions and has squandered most of his cash over the decades.
All in all, it was a pretty sobering and sad sight to see such a once great fighter engaging in such obviously fake activities, but who can blame a man who really needs the money?
THIS WAS THE REAL MIKE TYSON
Watch the video below to see the real Mike Tyson.
Tyson’s telegraphing technique used to be awesome, where he would disguise an uppercut as a body shot, making it look like another body shot was coming. His head movement during the early years was legendary, bobbing and weaving to slip punches and getting close to land his massive hooks. What about Tyson’s motherfucking power jab? These could literally take the heads off his opponents, snapping their fucking necks back with the brutal force. Along with his snap punches, slipping and countering were part of his skill set that made him a formidable fighter in the entire history of boxing. The uppercut of death was a beautiful technique to witness, as each one literally pushed Tyson’s opponents’ jaws into their fucking brains. Playing peek-a-boo with his opponents like a cat plays with a mouse, his defensive hand position always protected his face whilst making it easier to jab his victims. Cus D’Amato was the man who made Tyson, sadly he died in 1985 and maybe that’s a good thing because he would have been saddened to see such a great fighter end up taking a pay cheque fight loss.
The Washington Sentinel newspaper has reported that Joe Biden actually voted for Trump during the 2024 election. On Friday, reporter Raynor Schein asked Biden who he voted for during a press briefing in the White House, and the ailing president mumbled: “I voted for Donald J. Trump, who will be the 47th President of the United States of America.”
Joe Biden voted for Trump!
It is not clear if Joe Biden voted for Trump by mistake due to his near vegetative state, or if he purposely voted for Trump simply to spite Kamala Harris.
Former president, Barack Obama, is reportedly furious with Biden because all his efforts to orchestrate the Democrat Harris 2024 election campaign failed miserably. Speaking to a fellow Democrat about Joe Biden being the party’s nominee in 2020, Obama famously warned, “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.”
During the election, Mr. Biden was accused multiple times of sabotaging Kamala Harris’ campaign by blurting out silly nonsense.
The repercussions of Joe Biden voting for Trump reverberated through the entire Democrat Party like a large brick being dropped from a reasonable height into a bucket of festering diarrhoea.
In today’s digital landscape, where consumers turn to the internet for informed decisions, designing an impactful website is crucial for business growth. A business website is a virtual storefront and is the first interaction a potential customer has with your business. Research shows that 88% of visitors are less inclined to return to a website after a negative user experience.
If a business website takes too long to load, looks outdated, is difficult to navigate, or is just plain confusing, customers will be less likely to buy. An improved website user experience, on the other hand, can lead to a reduced bounce rate, increased website conversion, retention of users on your site for longer, and help a business stand out in a competitive market. In this article, we are going to explore five ways to improve your business website user experience.
1. Prioritise navigation.
One of the most critical aspects of a website is design layout; if you want to maximise customer satisfaction, have a well-organised and easy-to-navigate website. Make sure your web design puts the needs of your visitors first with easy-to-access information and a clear layout. Simplify navigation by using website builders to design a user-centric layout and improve user experience. Here is how to achieve that effectively:
• Search bars: include a functional search bar that offers suggestions and handles misspellings to help users find what they are looking for quickly.
• Breadcrumbs: Breadcrumbs are a navigational way finders that help users understand their current location and help them track their path easily within the website hierarchy.
• Logical hierarchy: organise your navigational structure logically and group related items together under clear sections.
• Clear menu: keep your descriptive labels straightforward and uncultured. Avoid using jargon and overloading customers with too many options.
• Visual hierarchy: ensure you use a logo that rhymes with your business, and use different font sizes and colour schemes to highlight secondary links from primary ones.
2. Optimise loading speed.
Nothing is more frustrating than waiting for a business website to load, especially in a world where users demand prompt loading times and instant access. If your site is slow, potential visitors might bounce off, negatively impacting your sales and Google rankings. Improve your site speed to ensure a positive user experience by doing this:
• Compress and resize files and images without compromising their quality.
• Enable the browsing cache to store static resources on users’ devices.
• Optimise HTML and reduce unnecessary codes.
• Use content delivery networks.
• Use a reliable web host provider who guarantees 99.9% web uptime.
3. Optimise for mobiles.
Research shows that 90% of mobile users account for the internet population globally. This means it is important to optimise your website for all screens. Use mobile-friendly themes and regularly test your site’s appearance on various devices to ensure users have a great experience.
4. Create engaging and high quality content.
Informative, engaging, and visually appealing content is undoubtedly the key way to enhance user experience. Regularly upgrade your website with original content that impacts and adds value to your audience.
5. Use engaging visuals.
Images, animations, and videos are a great way to engage users and increase interest in your website. However, it is wise to use them sparingly and include images that are relevant to your content.
Improving your website customer experience is an ongoing journey. It requires commitment, being vigilant, and staying abreast of changing technologies. Use the five insights in this article to improve and revamp your website customer experience.
Comrades of the People’s Soviet Republic of Britain, we are today revealing that our Soviet Stasi Security Forces, on the orders of the Soviet Labour Party of Britain, have successfully thwarted an attempted implementation of “free speech” in the UK by a Daily Telegraph journalist/terrorist.
SECURITY ALERT: Thoughtcrime
Essex (Zone F) Stasi Security officers have set up a “gold group” reserved for dealing with major Thoughtcrimes to handle the investigation into a Telegraph journalist’s social media post.
The non-person who attempted to exercise “free speech” has since been discountenanced, and all of their historical data is palimpsest.
Ungood attempts at “free speech” will not be tolerated within the People’s Soviet Republic of Britain by order of Supreme Comrade Starmer.
Minitrue will not abide by any external elements attempting to convey their personal view points on official state news, doublethink and Newspeak.
Thoughtcrime is a serious offence and the Thought Police will punish it accordingly by relegating it to the memory hole.
Subject 2384670064-W621190, formerly known as Allison Pearson, will confess to her crimes of “free speech” on Thursday before she is vaporised.
BY ORDER OF SOVIET STASI THINKPOL DEPT. OF THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH – Ingsoc 29885-1a-7644830-h3
