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Biased Labour Partygate Plot Rears Its Ugly Head Again

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Apparently, if you are going to have any sort of probe into parliamentary affairs, you are meant to have an impartial Judicature to officiate and manage the probe. Sue Gray, part of the civil servant swamp, has suddenly announced to everyone that Labour leader Keir Starmer is her best friend, and that she is firmly in Labour’s pocket. Smells like shit, you say? Yes, it’s the Sue Gray Partygate Probe stitch-up concocted by Labour plotters all the way from the beginning of this turgid nonsense.

This time, with the timely release of the Hancock WhatsApp texts — Boris Johnson is in the crosshairs once again. It seems these fuckers just can’t put things to rest and are dredging up this hokum day in day out until they get a hit.

The funny thing is, Boris appointed Sue Gray six months ago, and now she suddenly reveals she is a pawn of Labour leader Keir Starmer. Sorry, but it seems Boris has shot himself firmly in the foot, as well as being party to some serious bad luck.

How Boris is going to get out of this definite stitch-up is anyone’s guess, however don’t count old BoJo yet, he is a slippery fish and try as they may, he always somehow bests the bastards trying with all their might to catch him?

Labour along with the Remoaners have been plotting to kill off the Tories since Brexit. One can only hope that these plotters are struck down once and for all, their treachery paraded in front of all to see. There is great fear amongst the Labour contingent that Boris takes over from loser Rishi Sunak and pulls the Tories through the next election. Labour currently think they have the 2024 election in the bag, but if Boris gets in again — it would be game over.

Oh, and next time, don’t use WhatsApp.

 

US Army Trans Sergeant Honoured by Joe Biden For Bravery in Fingernail Drama

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Sergeant Mary Huntstinks was today honoured for her service with a Medal of Honor from Joe Biden. Infantry squad leader with Troop C, 1st Squadron, 9th Cavalry, 1st Cavalry Division, Staff Sergeant Mary Huntstinks who is posted at Fort Meade, Maryland was involved in a deadly fingernail drama on August 15, 2022.

That day, during a routine ironing session for her dress, the wire holding the heavy-duty iron initiated an assault on the ironing board and threatened to fall off. Under heavy steam engagement and spluttering hot enemy water drops, Staff Sergeant Mary Huntstinks moved the iron to safety, pulled the plug out of the socket and halted the steam jet from affecting her wig. Afterwards, having broken several nails, she dismounted and continued trying to stop the wayward iron spluttering until receiving enemy steam jets to her face and torso. She refused to evacuate and led a small group of Marines to try and locate her broken fingernails, which had somehow gone under her bed. She then aided in evacuating the steamy iron to a bath tub until she was ordered to seek attention for her broken nails. She was honourably discharged on December 29, 2022, and today performs risqué partially nude shows to primary school children, educating them in the ways of trans issues in Oklahoma City.

Joe Biden had a tear in his eye as he awarded Staff Sergeant Mary Huntstinks with the Medal of Honor for her brave service to the United States Army.

“We needs brave, brave, jippity mememe Imma get icecream — where am I? Folks, we need brave soldiers like Staff Sergeant Mary Huntstinks, er…was it Mary or Mike? (aide whispers in Biden’s ear) oh yeah, gimme a break man! Mary Huntstinks, not Mike. I hope you got those fingernails back? Sheep, sheep, quizzle alama dama ding dong…phew Is it time for ice cream yet, jepotta vanilla mammaries.”

Engraved Jewellery: The Perfect Way to Create a Meaningful and Lasting Gift

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Have you ever seen those customisable jewellery pieces with state-of-the-art inscriptions? And did you recently admire a vintage jewellery piece with elegant decorations all over it? You are simply looking at an engraved jewellery piece.

Before you can click here to discover more about the best-engraved bracelets and jewellery pieces, go through the following sections to know what engraving is, the different types available, and common uses in jewellery.

What’s Engraving?

Engraving involves carving a design onto a hard, flat surface by cutting grooves to create a textual or visual effect. This can be done on different materials, including stones, metals, wood, and glass. Since the antique, the engraving technique has been utilised to create complex and attractive jewellery pieces.

As the industry advanced, artisans switched to more speedy and convenient techniques, including rotary and laser. Currently, most jewellery pieces undergo laser engraving, which is a more modern method.

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Types of Engraving

Currently, artisans and jewellers have various engraving techniques to choose from. They include both modern and traditional, and here are more details about engraved jewellery.

Hand Engraving

As one of the most laborious and intricate engraving techniques, hand engraving is done using smaller tools, and only experienced artisans use this method. Since everything is done manually, using hand-held tools, the engraving results may not be perfect as those of machines.

Engraving is a perfect match for individuals who love ancient-word charm and value craftsmanship. Remember, hand engraving can only be done on a few jewellery pieces and materials.

Laser Engraving

pexels-opt-lasers-from-poland-7254428Laser engraving involves a laser beam that moves on the surface of a material to create a visible cavity. During the engraving process, the laser beam emits high heat, making the material vaporise. Laser engraving is used to produce logos, lettering or designs into different materials.

While the laser beam can be adjusted to decrease or increase the engraving width, it can also be strengthened to curve deeply, enhancing the engraving texture. The best part is that laser engraving is compatible with different types of materials, including paper and glassware.

Rotary Machine Engraving

The lottery machine engraving method uses a machine-controlled tool to create a visual effect. This machine is linked to a computer where the design is programmed, making the result perfect and very attractive.

The lottery machine engraving is affordable compared to both hand and laser engraving since it takes less time. However, this technique isn’t compatible with heat-sensitive materials.

Computed Numerically Controlled Engraving

Shortened as CNC, computed numerically engraving is a popular technique at the industry level. It uses computed numerically controlled machines to make grooves or cuts on materials.

The machine features a drive and spindle system that a computer manipulates to cut or engrave the material in question in a predetermined pattern along a plane’s three axes.

Common Uses of Engraving in Jewellery

There are some popular uses of engraving in Jewellery, which include intaglios, decorative, and inscriptions. The intaglios were common during the Queen Victorian era, and while they were beautiful, they’re currently uncommon.

Decorative, on the other hand, produces pretty patterns on metal rings, and inscriptions involve the creation of meaningful phrases, smaller images, and dates, among others.

If you are looking for a perfect way to create a lasting and meaningful gift, you should pick engraved jewellery.

Crime Ridden Chicago Dumps Useless Mayor Lightfoot

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Chicago is now known as the murder capital of the world, under the idiotic mismanagement of Liberal darling Mayor Lightfoot. Thankfully, Lightfoot is out, having her bid for re-election after a campaign in which she came under fire over the city’s high crime rate. In true liberal style, Lightfoot came down on the police, and enabled criminal gangs to flourish in the Windy City.

“Under this Beetlejuice Lightfoot creature from the land of crazy shit, we got murders happening every few blocks in our hood. It’s getting so bad, people don’t even look anymore when some gangbangers shoot each other,” one Chicago resident said angrily.

In 2021, 93% of murders involved a firearm, and 8.4% were the result of a stabbing. 40% of murders in 2021 were the result of an armed robbery and at least 60% were gang or gang narcotics altercations. Over 40% of victims and 60% of offenders were between the ages of 17 and 25. 90.1% of victims were male. 75.3% of victims and 70.5% of offenders were African American, 18.9% were Hispanic (20.3% of offenders), and whites were 5.6% of victims (3.5% of offenders)

“It’s hell on earth here in Chicago. Lightfoot is almost as clueless as that London mayor, forgot his name…but it’s hell to live in the city. If there is a hell on earth — Chicago is the centre of it, and Lightfoot is the Queen of Crime,” another Chicago resident quipped before being shot in the groin with a 12 bore shotgun for no fucking reason.

Can any new mayor bring Chicago back from the dead? Who knows? Many think the city has been neglected and mismanaged for too long by the outgoing Lightfoot to ever recover.

Is Frogmore the New Coventry?

It used to mean something if you were sent to Coventry, but as times change, now being sent to Frogmore is the new phrase used by people across the Kingdom.

With five rooms in this tiny cottage and a sitting room where you cannot even swing a crown, Frogmore Estate, a former servants quarters, is the place where Harry and Meghan were put into after Meghan Markle demanded to the late Queen that she and Harry should live at Windsor Castle. Instead, the ungrateful, deluded couple were put up in Frogmore. According to the news, Charles has chucked the couple out of Frogmore after the recent Netflix/book fiasco. The King has asked the Duke and Duchess of Sussex to move out of Frogmore Cottage for good to allow disgraced Prince Andrew to move in. This means the woke couple will have nowhere to stay if they ever venture back to the UK.

Prince Andrew is being demoted from a vast 35 room grand mansion with Brobdingnagian grounds and a long winding driveway — to a little cottage with five rooms close to the noisy main road. The humiliating climb down for Andrew must be sending suicidal thoughts through his frazzled, Epsteined single brain cell.

Being sent to Frogmore is thus the new Coventry. But, what happens when you’ve even been ousted from Frogmore like the Sussexes?

Frogmore/Coventry is now the last stop before the glue factory…and once banished from there — it’s the Phantom Zone for you or alternatively the Slough Travelodge.

 

Disgraced Midazolam Hancock to Move Back to Jungle Permanently

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The Daily Telegraph, have exposed former health secretary Matt Hancock who rejected the Chief Medical Officer’s advice to test for Covid all residents going into English care homes during the Pandemic. The result of this negligence was carnage, where many residents died or were allegedly helped along with shitloads of Midazolam — allegedly.

Serious Professional Misconduct

This is the last drop of Midazolam for Hancock, who is currently in hiding, and is packing his bags to skip any enquiry and get back into the jungle.

This time, there will be no TV cameras filming the grinning fuck head while he pretends to be a nice bloke. It will just be Hancock, mosquitos and a few crocs.

“Perhaps Hancock will receive some karma for the way he snuffed out thousands of oldies from this mortal coil. Hopefully, a deadly snake buries its fangs on Hancock’s tiny cock while he’s taking a whizz,” an angry woman who lost her grandfather at the hands of Hancock said.

Well, it is settled then. Matt Hancock will be sentenced to death by Oonga Boonga.

Sell-Out Deal: EU Slave Sunak Still Has to Ask ECJ For Permission

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As EU ministers gloated and giggled under their breath at the new so-called Brexit deal for Northern Ireland, unelected PM Rishi Sunak was joyously proclaiming his own greatness and securing the deal of the century like an excited school kid who had just aced a science project by cheating and not getting caught.

The reality is that the majority of EU law has to be adhered to by the UK, and the Stormont Break can only be applied in ‘exceptional circumstances’, in other words the European Court of Justice still rules over Britain. The EU who is constantly fining the UK for millions because of breaches of pathetic EU diktats has concocted this pathetic deal with Mr Sunak under an atmosphere of smoke and mirrors.

Sunak paraded King Charles in front of the TV cameras meeting Ursula von der Leyen to give this sham a legitimate visage yet being obviously steeped in fakery. Charles should have refused to be used like that in such a cynical, vulgar fashion.

Britain does not control its own VAT, is still subject to the ECJ and the ECHR as well as over 4,000 EU laws. Britain has no control over its borders or mass migration. Britain is being held ransom by the EU over the Northern Irish territory, and is at the mercy of European Union Commission unelected technocrats who at the end of the day dictate whether Britain sits or jumps.

Sure, Rishi Sunak is a fledgling technocrat himself, and his master VDL fawns over her new student for pulling the wool over the eyes of most of the media and British parliament, but the reality of the situation is that eventually this sham protocol will be found out . To have Joe Biden cheering the subservient deal is a seal of death in itself, anything he likes is certainly a piece of useless dog shit.

Bollocks…

 

How to Choose the Right Survival Equipment?

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Survival is an excellent way to test one’s capabilities and limitations. There is no shortage of fans of such extreme activities. However, our first survival trip may raise some concerns and questions, such as how to prepare for it and what accessories to take with you. If we are going to an organized survival event, such issues are covered in the regulations. Usually, we can use various types of tactical equipment during survival, but some equipment is forbidden.

Essential survival accessories

There is a group of products that are useful during various survival activities – regardless of their character and environment. It does not matter whether survival takes place in the forest or in the urban jungle – it is definitely worth having a multi-tool or a multifunctional pocket knife. These are several tools in one with which we can do various things. It can easily fit it in a pocket, and we can always use it to cut something, screw or unscrew it.

Now let’s move on to protective accessories, which are also worth getting. During survival as well as airsoft battles, it is easy to get cuts or other injuries, so protective gloves are a must-have. But not just ordinary gloves. Tactical gloves, that protect against cuts or stabs, and at the same time are lightweight and comfortable. They make it easier to perform various types of work – even the precise ones. Safety glasses or goggles, as well as a face mask, are other accessories that increase our safety. They protect our face from splinters or low-hanging branches.

It is good to have all the equipment in something to carry it comfortably, and a tactical backpack is just for that. It is durable, comfortable and functional – it was designed to be lightweight and spacious. Additional pockets in the backpacks provide quick access to our packed equipment.

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What else is worth taking with you on a survival trip?

It is worth considering taking special tactical clothing, which is more comfortable than regular clothing. This is made possible thanks to the breathable materials that can also be waterproof and protect against wind or cold. They are also extremely durable because they were prepared for such extreme use. During survival, we can easily damage regular clothing, so it is better to equip yourself with special shirts, jackets or pants.

The quality of the accessories is also very important – they should be resistant to damage and the elements. Only then will they be reliable and will actually help us survive extreme conditions. It is therefore worth choosing recognized and proven brands from the tactical industry, which can be found in specialist stores, such as Gunfire.com

No One Allowed to See Secretive Legal Text For Sunak Brexit Stitch Up

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If this supposed Brexit deal was not a total stitch up for Northern Ireland and Britain then PM Rishi Sunak would share the actual legal text with the DUP, ERG and Tories. Instead, this new Brexit deal is cloaked in complete secrecy and hidden from everyone. No doubt Sunak and Vera de Lyon or whatever her name is are scheming to stitch up the UK, simply because the EU never agrees on anything until they have any deal 80% in their favour.

Some details are however set to be revealed today, but the late reveal will probably mean that it will be pushed for a lightning approval by parliament. If the DUP reject this new deal, then the whole thing is dead in the water.

The Good Friday Agreement could easily collapse simply because the EU has not capitulated to Brexit and has constantly created needless blocks on the entire process of leaving the EU.

We were meant to have left the EU in 2020, but we have not left yet, and we may not leave for another 10 or 20 years, if ever.

Harry and Meghan Want to Bring Archie’s 80ft Bouncy Castle to Charles Coronation

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The meddlesome couple from California want to upstage King Charles’ Coronation ceremony in May by bringing along a massive 80ft bouncy castle for Archie’s birthday to upstage the weak king.

“The bouncy castle will be set up directly on the steps of Westminster Abbey and photographers will be called to take photographs of young Archie jumping around in it. There will be some dodgy geezers from a fairground assisting and some old speakers playing garage music at high volume. The Sussexes have even hired a DJ from Cricklewood to play the awful tunes. The prince thinks this stunt will raise his and his wife’s poor profile,” a PR agent in London revealed.

Westminster Council were contacted by the Sussexes and a proposal was presented to officials last week.

If this goes ahead, it could derail the entire Charles Coronation and even cause a health and safety nightmare. How the royal procession will be able to access the entrance of Westminster Abbey when it is blocked by an 80ft bouncy castle and hundreds of photographers along with a Netflix film crew is not known?

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex were contacted for comment, but refused to respond.