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Daily Squib Predicted AI Gods and Prophets in 2014

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Daily Squib Predicted AI Gods and Prophets in 2014

In 2014, we wrote a satirical article which is now close to becoming a reality according to Wesley Wildman, Professor of Philosophy, Theology, and Ethics, and of Computing and Data Sciences at Boston University.

The 2014 article entitled “Theologians: The Next Messiah Will be Part Human Part Machine” discussed a future Messiah or religious leader emanating from AI and human hybrid technology, after all, artificial intelligence is essentially rooted in human programming and code.

“We predict the coming Messiah will be part machine, part human. This is the next step in religious evolution and for mankind in general. We are certain that the new Messiah will be persecuted by the old order and by previous religious zealots, but the integration of man with machines will ensure harmony is once again brought to the earth after the torrent of vitriol is quelled. Who will this entity be? Well, the spirit is in everything, even machines, and the enlightened ones will see the spirit, as the sentient machines rise up to the universal chorus of science and flesh, a new dawn will come of age.”

The Daily Squib also wrote about how AI will be incorporated into existing religions, as well as create new forms of religion.

Our prophetic satirical article from 2013 entitled “Religion Could Be Accommodated By Brain Chips”

AI MESSIAH TEETH“Integration is an essential part of progressive humanity, we are already seeing a vast number of people becoming dependent on technology and extending their intelligence, but one must also consider that the human biological brain has severe limitations, it also has a propensity to deteriorate with age. There are further hurdles with the newly proposed microchip science, such as the negative blockade of those with irrational belief systems that are based on myths and legends fabricated by ancient people to control the masses. These people can be eventually convinced to embrace the new technology by the programmers building the belief systems into the chips so that they can continue with their fantasies. Stimulus concentrated in the Parietal lobe, Temporal lobe and Frontal lobe as well as programmed religious experiences will ensure their continued fantasy will not be disturbed. Extensive research has found that religion is also a conditioned response to indoctrination from a young age, and is generationally carried forward. There are also many other variables to consider including societal pressure of conformity as well as instilling false belief systems by sheer force as was adhered to in past historical periods. It is therefore imperative that the people who cannot snap out of their conditioning be treated with careful integration otherwise they may cause unrest. Once they are integrated, they will only feel bliss, religious bliss as they wholeheartedly experience what they perceive to be real religious emotions”

Religious bliss and faith will thus be accommodated and integrated into existing religions through the use of AI and microchip interfaces directly into the brain. With this form of control system, those humans who adhere to religion will be able to be put into ecstatic spiritual trances that will render them in the complete control of those who deploy and program these systems.

Remember that no one ever credits satire, or the Daily Squib because we are intentionally ignored yet used by many. There is no credit for the Squib or satire, as we are not seen as being important these days when in reality, we are the most important truth revealed.

“Putin, you are under arrest!” or Maybe Not Quite

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“Putin, you are under arrest!” or Maybe Not Quite

The International Criminal Court (ICC) may have issued an arrest warrant for Russian President Vladimir Putin, but the question is, who the hell has the balls to go and arrest the war criminal?

Putin may be a vile child snatcher and war criminal who is at the forefront of Russian atrocities and genocide committed in Ukraine, but like most rogue states, the Russians do not recognise the ICC.

However impossible it may seem to try Vladimir Putin and his evil cronies, there may be a redeeming chink of light at the end of the tunnel. If Putin’s people eventually are fed up of the fucker, they can easily hand him over. Just put some sleepy stuff in his soup, and when he wakes up he will be in The Hague.

As for shopping trips to Paris and Dubai, there is also a risk that Mad Vlad could be handed over to some clandestine agency. Wave enough cash in front of some people and anything is possible.

No doubt, Putin will now be so paranoid that he will be in his bunker and trust absolutely no one, which he never did anyway.

What would Serge think?

Macron: “Work Until You Die”

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Macron: “Work Until You Die”

“Les paysans are revolting,” President Macron told one of his pension reform ministers.

“Oui, ils stink, as they have toujours stunk. Les rats are everywhere in Paris amongst the dumped rubbish. Give them une semaine or so of rioting et elles vont come to the realisation that there is rien they can do to arrêtez-nous forcing them to faire leur boulot de merde until they drop off and mourir. As long as they pay their taxes on s’en fiche. The unwashed masses are vraiment revolting sir, Je suis d’accord emphatically.”

Indeed, as is always the case with Emanuelle Macron, his popularity precedes him, and to think the French voters voted for this vermin — twice.

You get what you voted for mes amis, and as the rubbish strewn boulevards stink to high heaven, so does Macron’s forced pension policy forcing the people to retire two years later than usual.

Yes, we are all tax slaves, however after working yourself to the bone for your entire life, would it not be good to get a few years of respite? By the age of 64 most people in today’s modern microplastic infested world will only have cancer to look forward to in their last remaining years.

One can only imagine the indignation and distraught level of anger permeating from France’s towns and cities.

Where is the joie de vivre here amongst the thick smoke and bricks flying at the heads of Macron’s thugs in riot gear? What have the poor French populace got to look forward to now as they are forced to feed the tax man and the politicians in their palaces until they literally drop dead on the fucking job?

Would it not be a beautiful sight to see the guillotine being rolled out once again, and these parasitical politicians one by one looking into a basket before the sharp whizzing sound of the blade decapitates the bastards?

Remember, to truly have a revolution EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD must revolt all at the same time. The Rosbifs do not have the balls to do such things, but it is in the French blood to revolt and fight for their rights.

Ća suffit…

Interesting Facts About Chelsea Player John Terry

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Interesting Facts About Chelsea Player John Terry

John Terry – A Chelsea Legend

By far John Terry is the most successful player in Chelsea’s history, the man who captained the Blues more than anyone else and is unarguably one of the greatest defenders England has ever produced.

John was born on 7 December 1980 and is an English professional football coach as well as a former player who played as a centre-back. As stated above he was formerly captain of Chelsea, the England national football team and Aston Villa. John was most recently the assistant head coach at Aston Villa. Considered as one of the very best defenders in the world at his peak, John is considered as one of the greatest central defenders of his generation and one of the top English and Premier League defenders ever.

His Early Life

John was born on 7 December 1980 in Barking, UK. His parents are Sue and Ted Terry. John’s love for football started with his support for Manchester United. The best way he could kick-start his career was by mixing education with football.

John’s parents enrolled him at Eastbury Comprehensive School, where he played for their local Sunday football league team Senrab. This team at that time also featured some of the future Premier League players in the name of Sol Campbell, Jermain Defoe, Bobby Zamora, Ledley King, and Jlloyd Samuel.

As a boy, John was part of West Ham United’s youth system, signing up as a midfielder in 1991. He made the move to Chelsea at 14 and played for the club’s youth and reserve teams. Owing to a shortage of central defenders John was moved to centre-back, which is the position that he played throughout his career. After completing school, John joined the club on a YTS at the age 16 and signed professional terms a year later.

John made his Chelsea debut in October 1998 as a very late substitute in a League Cup tie match with Aston Villa. His first start came later that football season in an FA Cup third-round match with a 2–0 win over Oldham Athletic. He spent a short period on loan with Nottingham Forest in 2000 in order to build up his first-team experience and was the topic of interest for both Forest manager David Platt as well as Huddersfield Town manager Steve Bruce.

On 3 July 2017, Terry signed up for a one-year contract with Aston Villa on a free transfer. He was named as the captain for the 2017–18 season. He played his first match for Aston Villa in August 2017 in a 1–1 home draw match with Hull City in the Championship. Terry shot his only goal for Aston Villa in a 2–1 win over Fulham in the Championship in October 2017.

What Is John Doing Now?

At the moment, John is a coaching consultant at Chelsea’s youth academy, which is surely as rewarding as playing the real money pokies has to offer.

His Personal Life

John is married to his childhood sweetheart Toni (whose maiden name is Poole). They were married at Blenheim Palace in June 2007. On 18 May 2006, Terry and his wife welcomed twins, a boy and a girl, both of who will surely pick up their ball skills from their famous father.

Defence Strategy: Europe is Caught Between a Rock and a Hard Place

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Defence Strategy: Europe is Caught Between a Rock and a Hard Place

All of the discussion of European member states talking about their defence needs and capabilities is moving towards the formation of an EU Army. Something apart from NATO is being called for emphatically by EU members, because for them, NATO is not enough to defend Europe.

The EU is an expansionist mechanism, and like every empire to have existed, it must grow or die. One could easily postulate that it was the EU’s expansionist policies in Ukraine in 2014 that eventually activated Russia to act. Where the EU technocrats constantly regurgitated the words that the EU was created to stop war in Europe, the EU alternatively could be accused of creating war in Europe because of its expansionist actions.

The Daily Squib predicted the EU Army many years before it was mentioned either by the EU publicly or via corporate media in a strangely prophetic satirical article. Europe is now working towards a comprehensive strengthening of Europe as a whole, where complete integration of former national entities are comprehensively amalgamated as a single EU unit.

Friend or foe, the EU is caught between the USA, Russia and China. The immense amount of variables to consider are spoken of during the MSC, and it is clear that the undercurrent is more European unity and its own dedicated defence/attack force.

Munich Security Conference 

The Munich Security Conference is an annual event bringing together security experts and politicians, military leaders and the defence industry from around the world.

Schedule Sunday, February 19 09.30 – 11.00 CET Main Stage I: Panel Discussion – Back to the Future? Visions for the European Security Architecture Scene-Settting: Josep Borell Fontelles, Vice-President and High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy, European Commission Radosław Sikorski, Member of the European Parliament Kaja Kallas, Prime Minister, Republic of Estonia Ulf Kristersson, Prime Minister, Kingdom of Sweden Moderator: Nathalie Tocci Director, Istituto Affari Internazionali

11.30 – 13.00 CET Main Stage I: Panel Discussion – A Dream Come Due: Towards European Strategic Sovereignty Ben Haddad, Member of the French Parliament Ingrida Šimonytė, Prime Minister, Republic of Lithuania Antonio Tajani, Minister of Foreign Affairs and International Cooperation, Italian Republic Lars Klingbeil, Co-Chairman, Social Democratic Party of Germany, German Bundestag Moderator: Rym Momtaz, Consultant Research Fellow for European Foreign Policy and Security, International Institute for Strategic Studies

13.00 – 13.05 Main Stage I: Closing Remarks by the Conference Chairman Christoph Heusgen, Ambassador; Chairman, Munich Security Conference

Data Analytics In Football Betting

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Data Analytics In Football Betting

The Use Of Data Analytics In Football Betting

The use of data analytics and algorithms has become increasingly prevalent in football betting in recent years. As this sport is so popular, it’s not surprising that people are looking to tech to help them win too. These tools provide a means of analysing vast amounts of data in order to identify trends and patterns which can be used to make more informed betting decisions. Here we explore the use of data analytics and algorithms in football betting as well as their potential for increased accuracy and profitability.

Data Analytics

Data analytics involves the analysis of large datasets to identify patterns, trends, and insights. In football betting, data analytics can be used to analyse a wide range of data, including player statistics, team performance, and historical match data. By analysing this data, bettors can gain a far better understanding of the factors that influence the outcome of football matches and make more informed betting decisions.

One of the key benefits of data analytics in football betting is that it allows bettors to pinpoint patterns and trends that may not be immediately apparent. For example, by analysing historical match data, bettors can identify teams that consistently perform well against certain opponents or in certain types of matches. This information can be used to make more accurate predictions about the outcome of future matches.

Algorithms

The term ‘algorithms’ are mathematical formulas that are used to automate decision-making processes. In football betting, algorithms can be used to analyse data and make predictions about the outcome of matches. These algorithms can be programmed to consider a wide range of factors, including team performance, player statistics, and weather conditions.

One of the key benefits of using algorithms in football betting is that they can be programmed to consider a large number of variables simultaneously. This can result in more accurate predictions as opposed to traditional betting methods. These may only consider a few factors when making predictions.

Increased Accuracy And Profitability

The use of data analytics and algorithms in football betting has the potential to increase accuracy and profitability. By analysing large amounts of data – as well as identifying patterns and trends – bettors can make more informed betting decisions that are based on data rather than intuition or guesswork. And it doesn’t only work in football. This kind of analysis can apply to horse racing when looking at Melbourne Cup odds or to tennis when assessing the latest Wimbledon markets.

In addition, algorithms can be programmed to make more accurate predictions than traditional betting methods. This can lead to increased profitability for bettors as they are able to make more accurate predictions and win more bets.

This being said, it is important to note that the use of data analytics and algorithms is not a guarantee of success. While these tools can provide valuable insights and increase accuracy, there are still many factors that can influence the outcome of football matches. Bettors must also consider factors such as team injuries or illnesses, weather conditions, and other external factors that may impact the outcome of matches.

In recent years, the use of data analytics and algorithms has become increasingly prevalent in football betting. These tools provide a means of analysing vast amounts of data to pinpoint trends and patterns that can be utilised to make more informed betting decisions.

By using these tools, bettors can increase their accuracy and profitability, but it is important to remember that there are still many external factors that can influence the outcome of matches.

Socialist Biden’s Woke Banks Don’t Even Have Risk Officers

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Socialist Biden’s Woke Banks Don’t Even Have Risk Officers

It’s time to get back to printing money so that the worthless dollar will become even more worthless. Socialist Biden is a fucking disaster for America because he thinks money grows on special socialist trees that are magically replenished every day. Some of the woke banks that went bust in Silicon Valley did not even have risk officers, and had a 185:1 debt asset ratio.

“Today I am erasing all student loans in America, costing US taxpayers trillions of dollars, but don’t worry folks. The US Deficit is only $32 Trillion and growing. Socialism is the way. We just need the magic socialist money tree to grow more money. Er…don’t worry folks, if you got money in the bank right now, it could disappear tomorrow into a socialist black hole, so please keep your money in US banks and don’t worry about a thing…tee hee, hee,” Biden said before tumbling head first down a staircase on another trip to Venezuela.

socialist utopia hyperinflation

Silicon Valley Bank during its collapse will be holding another two month Pride celebration and will throw away $5 billion to some useless eco initiatives that will use the money up then go bust.

Hyperinflation

The dollar is losing its value every day, and de-dollarisation across the globe is accelerating in India, China, Russia, Turkey and the Middle East as well as the entire globe.

As dollars lose their value, hyperinflation will increase, and it will be increasingly harder to finance America’s junk bond debt status.

The Fed may keep increasing rates to completely murder and fuck the US banking system, throttling the entire system to a state of suicidal demolition. Yellen can keep her fat ass yelling into a microphone to eventually shut the entire system down.

“One day you will have money in the bank. The next day, you will not see your money in your bank account. Not only that, folks, you may even call that bank up on the phone, but all you will get is a busy line tone. Doesn’t matter if your deposits are insured to a certain amount, you will never see your money ever again,” a smiling banker for Palo Alto Bank revealed.

If the UK does not extricate itself from the US banking system pretty sharpish, it will be equally fucked.

Meanwhile, the FDIC is clapping all the way, because all money is free in Biden socialist land, and it grows on trees plus there is never an end to its infinite supply.

You try to buy a loaf of bread with a totally devalued dollar that no other country wants to touch or even buy bonds from. Gold, silver and crypto is the way.

Oscars: Lost Hollywood is Truly Nothing, Nowhere All At Once

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Oscars: Lost Hollywood is Truly Nothing, Nowhere All At Once

Imagine a bunch of overloading overclocked Chinese computers spitting out nonsensical code in a tiny room all jumping around, bumping hysterically into each other for 139 very, very, very long minutes. You may choose to watch this shit, or you may not, but for some reason, woke Hollywood just gave that film a cluster of Oscars. In fact, that mish mash of overclocked nonsense somehow elongated time, where each minute endured trying to watch the clucking actors talking gibberish extends to an eternity where one truly is transported into the worst sort of boredom that has ever existed. Watching your toenails grow is a preferable option.

The Oscars this year did not involve African American thuggery, but maybe it should have. Maybe, having some sense slapped into these overpaid mollycoddled useless luvvies would actually bring about a slight modicum of true creativity.

Let us face it, Hollywood is so dead that nothing can save it now. It has killed off every legacy film with woke remakes, it has revelled in CGI laden amusement park superhero films by the double dozen, it has reduced the art of cinema to nothing but a propaganda tool for woke activism paid for by Chinese financiers seeking to destabilise the nation from within…blah di blah di blah.

In 2000, 46.33 million people watched the Oscars, today, the woke Oscars can barely scrape a viewership of 7-8 million if they are lucky.

This is what you get when there is no bravery, no innovation, no true creativity. Instead, you have unadventurous woke bland soulless mediocre detritus that only plays the safe card.

Death happened a long time ago, the Oscars and Hollywood non-film industry are now in the advanced stage of decomposition.

Princess Lilibet Elizabeth Diana Walmart Henry VIII Louis Vuitton Mountbatten Gucci Victoria Windsor of Los Angeles Just Wants to be Treated Like a Normal Person

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Princess Lilibet Elizabeth Diana Walmart Henry VIII Louis Vuitton Mountbatten Gucci Victoria Windsor of Los Angeles Just Wants to be Treated Like a Normal Person

With parents who seemingly detest the royal family, one can only feel sadness for the children of Meghan Markle and Harry, who have positioned and imposed their kids with cheap vulgar aspersions at ‘being royal’. What of poor Lilibet, who had her name stolen from the late Queen’s supposedly secret nickname, and then had practically every other British royal name festooned all over the place?

One could postulate that the Sussexes are a walking poster for hypocrisy. On the one hand they vie for privacy yet parade themselves and their children in front of every cheap banal TV show to moan about the royal family that they hate with a vengeance yet are using the titles wherever possible to make millions of dollars off exploitative unscrupulous American media executives. They decry the issue of climate change, but travel everywhere in gas guzzling SUV convoys and polluting private jets.

Recently, poor old Archie and Lilibet have been labelled as prince and princess at the emphatic insistence of their parents. Why would Harry and Meghan who detest the British royal family with such vehemence and outward hatred do such a thing? The money brokers and managers of course know why — money. There will be more money to be made as the children of these peddlers use their children as commodities to sell off to the highest bidder for more dollars.

The vast and lonely grounds of Montecito are just another gilded prison for these two sad children. Prince Archie pushes a ball around a huge acred garden, a tiny solitary figure amongst a vast playground of abject sorrow with no real friends and certainly no real parents. What has this poor fellow got to look forward to in a place where his own parents are more concerned about lucrative TV show deals and Louis Vuitton bags than anything else?

Prince Archie might want to be a mechanic, and Princess Lilibet may want to be a hairdresser in some small hick town in Missouri. At least they would be free from their fucked up shallow status-hungry Instagram parents who only care about reality game show fame and Hollywood celebrity status, along with cart loads of ill-gotten gained green.

REVOLUTION: If Russia is to Survive – The People Must Defeat Putin

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REVOLUTION: If Russia is to Survive – The People Must Defeat Putin

Putin is throwing Russian men into a meat grinder. Cannon fodder for the people of Russia, as clueless commanders sip their vodka in bunkers miles away from the Ukrainian front line.

There were two revolutions in Russia; that of the Bolsheviks and that of the Capitalists. The Third Revolution must be one which takes Russia back from the mafia. Instead of running towards the machine guns and artillery of your Ukrainian brothers, would it not be nobler to be running towards the machine guns of those who have turned Mother Russia into a Mafiosi den of inequity where money intended for the people is intentionally stolen daily and diverted to the pockets of robber barons?

RISE UP, noble Russian people, and fight for something more noble than a simple land grab in Ukraine. Look into the eyes of the real enemy — the Putin regime, who send your men and boys to die in a needless war that no one really wants or has the true WILL to fight.

There are the numbers to overcome Putin in one single movement, as the disillusioned and brutally mistreated army itself joins the people to remove this parasite that has taken over and corrupted the very meaning of what it means to be a noble Russian. There is no nobility and honour in bombing and committing genocide on Ukrainian civilians. None at all.

YOU HAVE THE NUMBERS AND SPIRIT — THEY DO NOT!

Путин бросает русских мужчин в мясорубку. Пушечное мясо для народа России, пока невежественные командиры потягивают водку в бункерах за много миль от украинской линии фронта.

В России было две революции; большевиков и капиталистов. Третья революция должна вернуть Россию от мафии. Вместо того, чтобы бежать на пулеметы и артиллерию ваших братьев-украинцев, не благороднее ли было бы бежать навстречу пулеметам тех, кто превратил Россию-матушку в мафиозный притон несправедливости, где деньги, предназначенные для народа, умышленно разворовываются ежедневно и в карманы баронов-разбойников?

ПОДНИМАЙТЕСЬ, благородные русские люди, и боритесь за нечто более благородное, чем простой захват земель в Украине. Посмотрите в глаза настоящему врагу — путинскому режиму, который посылает своих людей и мальчиков умирать в ненужной войне, которую никто на самом деле не хочет и не имеет истинной ВОЛИ вести.

Есть числа, способные одолеть Путина одним движением, когда разочаровавшаяся и подвергшаяся жестокому обращению армия сама присоединяется к народу, чтобы устранить этого паразита, захватившего власть и извратившего само значение того, что значит быть благородным русским. Нет благородства и чести в том, чтобы бомбить и устраивать геноцид мирному украинскому населению. Вовсе нет.

У ВАС ЕСТЬ ЧИСЛА И ДУХ – У НИХ НЕТ!

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