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Bank For International Settlements Chief Eats 15 Babies Each Morning

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Bank For International Settlements Chief Eats 15 Babies Each Morning

General manager of the Bank for International Settlements (BIS), Agustín Carstens, has admitted to a Mexican newspaper that he eats 15-20 babies for breakfast each day.

As well as being one of the pioneers for a future soviet-style centralised global banking currency CBDC, Agustín Carstens has a huge appetite not only for power and control but food.

“Each morning, the servants roll me out of bed then wheel me to my table, where I dine on fresh babies for breakfast. They are delivered from a specialist, untraceable maternity ward solely utilised for elite bankers like me. I like them fresh and plump,” Carstens revealed in a recent editorial piece in the Mexican Times.

The banker weighs just under two tonnes and is known for his prolific hunger pangs during meetings especially.

His secretary revealed that sometimes during meetings he may devour one of the participants if they are not paying attention, or maybe have missed a key target in extorting money from entire nations.

“There was one guy, he was playing with his paper clip too much. Agustin became irritated. He told the man to stand up and announce his name. He likes to know the name of his food for some reason. Anyway, he picked this man up with both hands, then opened his mouth wide like a snake’s jaws. The poor man struggled, but he went in head first with a little crunching sound. The rest of him was slowly absorbed into Agustin’s enormous gut, inch by inch, until only one of his twitching feet was left poking out of Agustin’s mouth. The entire process took less than three minutes and all was left was a shoe and a paper clip,” Hortense de Manchego, Carstens’s secretary, recalled.

“Burp!”

Daily Squib Offering 100 Free Holidays to Europe

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Daily Squib Offering 100 Free Holidays to Europe

Scorchio!!! Yes, these holidays are hot, whether you wish to bask in the flames of Rhodes, or the wildfires of Spain. How about a barbecue in Italy? You will not believe how high and fast these flames will travel on this holiday of a lifetime.

The Squib is offering 100 free holidays to Europe this summer. With temperatures reaching 53 degrees Celsius in some places, you will not be short of sunshine, that’s for sure.

Don’t forget to reserve your sunbed with a beach towel every morning because by noon, not only will the hotel disappear in a hell storm of flames reaching fifty feet into the air, but you won’t have a fucking beach towel or sunbed either. As for the pool, that will simply be a boiling mess full of burned debris.

You will be given a holiday rep to look after you in this all-inclusive flaming holiday of a lifetime, however they may flee and abandon you at any time, depending on the speed of the wildfires coming towards you.

Hades

You ever wanted to know what Dante’s Inferno was like, or maybe Milton’s Paradise Lost? Well, go to Greece and you will get a first-hand experience of what the Bible’s Christian hell is imagined to be, except this time you get little Greek people and tourists jabbering inanely as they uselessly through tiny buckets of water onto 25 feet high fast moving brush fires surrounding them from all four sides.

Wildfires in extreme heat conditions have been occurring on earth for millions of years, but this is of course a great opportunity to spout some more useless shit about carbon emissions just to add to the general fucking annoyance of seeing entire towns being gulped up by blistering flames. Humans chose to build their homes and hotels on these forest areas, so who is to blame here? Yep, overpopulation and human encroachment on nature, and once in a while mother nature needs to clean house.

Anyway, we fucking digress…

To win one of 100 holidays to Europe which will be a one way trip, all-inclusive, please send a postcard to: Scorchio Holiday Comp. P.O. Box 4392, London, WNQ 3R. You must include the competition answer to this question: If you throw a lit cigarette onto dry grass in a forest during a heat wave, will there be…?

a) Fire

b) Huge fires spreading everywhere

c) Immense, huge, insane level fires burning everything down

 

World Economic Forum Introduces ‘Minus Net Zero’

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World Economic Forum Introduces ‘Minus Net Zero’

Zero for you fucker, that’s what you deserve from the World Economic Forum’s Klaus ‘Himmler’ Schwab.

“It’s not only Net Zero, we want Minus Net Zero. You, you fucking serf, you do not deserve to own a car, you do not deserve to own a house, you do not deserve to own anything. You do not deserve to produce carbon emissions, you do not deserve to breathe. Net Zero is NOT ENOUGH! We want MINUS NET ZERO for complete assurance. You are a carbon life form, you create carbon waste, you are a burden on this planet. You will NOT survive, you do not deserve to utter a single breath, you do not deserve to breed, you do not deserve anything but cancellation, liquidation. We will make it so, we will make you so woke and mentally unstructured under our fundamental control that you will feel ashamed of your own existence. When we click our fingers, you will delete your carbon footprint forever, because this earth does not belong to you. This earth only belongs to the elite and their children. We will eat grass fed organic Filet Mignon, we will live in luxury, we will travel the globe in our private jets, we will complete our dreams, and we will own everything including your very own soul, your pathetic minds are ours to own, your assets are under our full control, and we see only a future of Minus Net Zero for you…scum of the earth!”

Luxury Migrant Tourist Barge to Entice More Illegal Migrants to UK

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Luxury Migrant Tourist Barge to Entice More Illegal Migrants to UK

With daily guided tours of the beautiful Dorset coast, cricket tournaments, TV games rooms, and the freedom to roam the quaint villages and towns dotted along the coast, the government’s multimillion luxurious Dutch barge will house 500 illegal migrants who cross the Channel in rubber dinghies. Of course, this is only a small number compared to the thousands crossing the Channel daily into Britain. The rest are put up in 4 or 5-star hotels and then fast tracked to be given the full benefits packages in Britain’s already overcrowded cities and towns.

Come to Britain – Illegally

The luxurious barge is simply a Tory election fiasco which will most certainly ensure heavy losses for the ailing party in the next General Election.

Many Britons can barely afford to eat, let alone fix their leaking roofs, yet the illegal migrants receive absolute luxury, free meals paid for by the UK taxpayer, free taxis whenever they want and loads of entertainment. As for Britain’s homeless population left on the cold, dank streets to rot, if they could just have a day or so of such kindness and luxury on a barge like that would do them a world of good. Britain’s brave veterans who served their country are not treated to such luxury.

Luxury Barge Amenities and Activities

  • Free taxis are available by phoning a special number.
  • Free food, accommodation and transport, each migrant is given £9.58 a week pocket money.
  • Food is available 24 hours a day, and the cross-Channel ferry-style canteen serves breakfast and a three-course lunch and dinner. Breakfast choices include eggs, pancakes, bread and yoghurts, lunch options include potato soup, garlic chicken, Irish stew, and roast turkey with rice, and some of the dinners are paella, fried fish and oriental chicken. There are bottles of Ribena and Heinz tomato ketchup.
  • Free buses every hour from 7am to 11pm will ferry men to the nearby seaside resort of Weymouth, with its beach, fishing boat fleet and marina.
  • Free internet facilities with free vocational courses on multiple subjects.
  • Free gym and games room with current PS5 and Xbox with latest games.
  • Medical room with a nurse, and a GP on call.
  • Rooms cleaned every day by maids. HD TVs with satellite channels in every room.
  • Outdoor recreational areas, each about 80ft by 30ft, with ‘basketball, netball and volleyball’ matches.
  • Cultural activities are on offer from the local council, including ‘guided hikes, cycling, cricket and the chance to use allotments’ along with ‘community events’.

It pays to illegally migrate

The Daily Mail was given an exclusive government tour of the luxury barge, where the illegal migrants will be waited on hand and foot by servants and maids.

 

Holiday brochure

“This is like a holiday brochure for me and my crew. When I saw this, it made my mind up, I will be leaving France for sure tomorrow. I cannot wait to receive free food, luxury housing, gym, and free taxi rides to your towns, so I can fuck your English girls in the ass — with or without permission. I heard loose English girls like it in the bung hole. Furthermore, I have a very hard wood right now just thinking about what I am going to do to your pale white English girls,” Abdullah Jamal Sanjak, a cut-throat, rapist and professional pickpocket from Baghdad, Iraq told the BBC.

Instead of deterring illegal migrants, the luxurious Dorset barge is an invitation, and millions more migrants are getting ready to cross the Channel illegally.

Boom for traffickers

Traffickers in France have seen a huge upsurge in orders to cross the Channel and their profits are increasing at an almost exponential rate.

“When they [illegal migrants] saw the Daily Mail tour of the deluxe barge, my phone kept ringing off the hook. We are now having to source dinghies from as far as Denmark and Italy because boats are all sold out here. Today I made over 185,000 euros just in orders. I will celebrate tonight with the chief of Gendarmerie in Calais with a dozen French whores and a grand slap-up meal banquet,” Ghaith Hamsa, a French Algerian member of a prominent human trafficking unit, told Euronews.

Here’s to another sure-fire Tory election winner.

Luxury Adventures in Bulgaria: Unveiling Hidden Gems in Style

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Luxury Adventures in Bulgaria: Unveiling Hidden Gems in Style

Have you ever yearned for a trip that combines rich culture, unspoiled landscapes, and luxe accommodations with exciting adventures? Look no further than a luxury holiday in Bulgaria. Brimming with striking mountains, sun-soaked coastline, and quaint villages, Bulgaria’s hidden gems are waiting for you to discover them.

A Prelude to Bulgarian Enchantment

Although Bulgaria is still lesser-known than its European counterparts, it is starting to receive the recognition it deserves. The country harbours a unique blend of mesmerising landscapes, archaeological treasures, and contemporary luxuries. Bulgaria’s charm lies not only in its opulence but also in its authenticity. The question isn’t whether to embark on a luxury holiday in Bulgaria, but how to plan one that perfectly suits your sophisticated travel tastes.

The Luxury Journey Begins: Sofia

accordion-4803200_640Your luxurious adventure in Bulgaria should ideally start in the country’s cosmopolitan capital, Sofia. With its unique mix of contemporary architecture and antique landmarks, Sofia sets the perfect tone for the luxe adventure. You can explore the rich history of the city by visiting iconic sites such as the Alexander Nevsky Cathedral, or indulge in world-class shopping at the high-end boutiques on Vitosha Boulevard.

In Sofia, you will find some of the best hotels in Bulgaria. Sofia’s hotel scene is an amalgamation of grandeur and style, with properties like the Sense Hotel offering panoramic city views and a rooftop lounge. Another luxe gem is the Hotel Anel, known for its exceptional service and large collection of Bulgarian art.

Mountain Splendour: Bansko

skiing-bulgaria 840538_640No luxury holiday in Bulgaria is complete without experiencing its scenic mountains. Travel to Bansko, the premium ski destination nestled in the Pirin Mountains. Known for its stunning views, outdoor sports, and traditional “mehanas” (taverns), Bansko promises an unforgettable mountain experience.

Stay in luxurious resorts like the Kempinski Hotel Grand Arena, offering exceptional ski facilities and rejuvenating spa services. With helicopter rides to untouched skiing areas and wine tastings in their wine cellar, you’ll experience the true essence of luxury.

Cultural Richness: Plovdiv

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Next, immerse yourself in the rich culture and history of Plovdiv, one of the world’s oldest inhabited cities. Take a leisurely stroll around the old town, packed with beautifully preserved Roman, Byzantine and Ottoman architecture.

Luxury boutique hotels like Residence City Garden offer a tranquil retreat with spacious suites and fine dining. The cultural city tour ends with a world-class opera performance at the Ancient Roman Amphitheatre, a night you’ll remember for years to come.

Black Sea Delight: Varna

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Varna, the seaside city on the Black Sea coast, provides a unique blend of beach life, historical exploration, and luxury lifestyle. The coastline brims with stylish beach resorts offering plush accommodations and high-end dining options.

A stay at the Grand Hotel London, one of the best hotels in Bulgaria, ensures an exclusive experience with its antique-themed rooms and renowned Le Bistro restaurant. With a yacht charter, you can sail the calm sea waters and enjoy a delightful evening with champagne and canapés.

Wine Tasting Extravaganza: Melnik

bulgaria-7390896_1280Bulgaria’s smallest town, Melnik, is famous for its robust wines and sand pyramids. Embark on a bespoke wine tour, which will take you to some of the best wineries, where you can taste indigenous Bulgarian wines and learn about their rich wine-making tradition.

Spend your night in a beautifully restored Bulgarian Revival house, like the Zornitza Family Estate, where you can pair your wine with gourmet Bulgarian cuisine. Here, the luxury lies in the harmony of tradition and sophistication.

Spa Bliss: Hisarya

Known for its thermal springs, Hisarya is a wellness paradise. This spa town, surrounded by a preserved Roman wall, is the ideal place to rejuvenate after your adventurous journey. Unwind in luxury spa resorts like the Spa Hotel Hissar, offering top-of-the-line spa treatments and wellness programmes.

Hisarya isn’t just about relaxation, though. The town is also an archaeologist’s dream, with well-preserved Roman ruins like the Ancient Roman Thermae and the South Gate, or “Camels,” which serve as a testimony to the town’s rich past. Indulge in the ultimate luxury of time, by spending a day exploring these historical sites at a leisurely pace.

Culinary Feast: Burgas

harvest-2460137_640Last, but by no means least, your luxury holiday in Bulgaria would be incomplete without immersing yourself in its culinary delights. And Burgas, a vibrant city on the Black Sea coast, is the perfect place to embark on this gastronomic journey.

Savour a seafood extravaganza at The Sea Terrace, an upscale restaurant that offers the freshest catches against the backdrop of the sea. For a more traditional experience, the local “mehanas” serve authentic Bulgarian dishes, prepared with locally sourced ingredients. The true luxury in Burgas is the food, which, paired with the world-class

Bulgarian wine, creates an unmatchable culinary experience. Luxury isn’t always about the grandeur; sometimes, it’s about savouring the little things life has to offer, and in Bulgaria, that includes its rich and delicious cuisine.

A luxury holiday in Bulgaria offers not just opulence, but also an immersive cultural experience. Bulgaria is a place where the old meets new, where tradition blends seamlessly with luxury.

Unveil these hidden gems at your own pace, whilst staying in some of the best hotels in Bulgaria, dining in gourmet restaurants, and basking in the exclusive experiences designed just for you. After all, there’s nothing like discovering a country’s true charm while being enveloped in sheer luxury. The memories you make in Bulgaria will surely have a tinge of gold, a sign of the luxury that awaited you at every turn.

Harry and Meghan Offered Air Force 552 After Air Force One Snub

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Harry and Meghan Offered Air Force 552 After Air Force One Snub

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were snubbed by Joe Biden after the Queen’s death when they demanded they take a trip on Air Force One back to the USA from the UK.

Things have not been going well for the entitled, spoiled couple who demand to be treated like royalty despite not doing anything royal.

The egotistical Sussexes have been ostracized by the Emmys and have lost their Spotify contract in recent months. Additionally, they have encountered significant setbacks at Netflix, and were reportedly blackballed by Joe Biden.

After the Queen’s funeral, Harry and Meghan demanded a ride with Joe Biden back to the US in Air Force One – but had their request refused.

Instead of Air Force One, the couple were offered a decrepit old aeroplane with parts literally falling off the wings and fuselage.

“We offered the two grifters, Air Force 552 instead of Air Force One. There was only one parachute and it had large moth balls in it. There is no toilet on the plane, and it stinks of bird shit because the birds have been nesting in it for over 50 years,” a U.S. Air Force spokesman revealed.

Naturally, the duo refused to go on Air Force 552, instead opting for a UK taxpayer funded private jet trip costing $3.5 million back to their 16 room mansion in Montecito.

Just Stop Oil: ‘3,092 Operating Coal-fired Power Plants in China’

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Just Stop Oil: ‘3,092 Operating Coal-fired Power Plants in China’

“Hello, I am a Just Stop Oil moron. My organisation of rich kids and hypocrites are all a bunch of cowards who do not dare address the real global polluters like China/India or the USA. There are a total of 3,092 operating coal-fired power plant units in China. As of January 2023, the province of Shandong, which lies to the south of Beijing, houses the greatest number of coal power plants, at over 400 units. Datang Tuoketue is the largest operational coal power plant by capacity in China. The power station is located in Inner Mongolia and at 6.7 gigawatts is also the largest coal power plant in the world.

“At Just Stop Oil, we are a bunch of complete morons and this is why we completely ignore the real polluters of the earth and because the UK, a tiny island, is an easy touch, we are concentrating on disrupting this miniscule country instead. Our cowardice is exemplified by the fact that we are scared shitless of protesting in places like China, which is ruled by the brutal communist party CCP. Despite our Marxist beliefs, we are afraid of being thrown in a Chinese jail and brutally beaten with electric batons until we bleed out of our fucking eyes, as is the usual practice in China.

“New analysis shows that China’s CO2 emissions grew 4% in the first quarter of 2023, compared with a year earlier. This means first-quarter emissions were the highest on record, exceeding the previous peak reached in the first three months of 2021. But, that is of no consequence to us at Just Stop Oil. We ignore such statistics because we support China, and all Just Stop Oil lemmings are proud communists.

“If Britain were to completely disappear today, it would make no difference to global carbon emissions and pollution because countries like China would continue spewing millions of tonnes of shit into the atmosphere. Thank you for reading this. I am the spokesperson for Just Stop Oil, and I approve of our cowardly tactics in the inconsequential UK. We hope to disrupt ambulances reaching hospitals and urgent journeys in London as long as we can virtue signal to our shit stain dingleberry Marxist supporters to disrupt your capitalist ways before we return to mama and papa in our Chelsea fucking mansions.”

Coutts Bank Dumps Customer Because He Owns a British Flag

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Coutts Bank Dumps Customer Because He Owns a British Flag

Being proud of your own country and displaying any sign of patriotism is a crime that must be punished by EU centric bank Coutts.

There is no ‘N’ in Coutts (yet…) 

One of the EU Stasi agents who has infiltrated the bank is a staunch Remainer and is in charge of private clients.

Ihre Papiere bitte

“If you do not hold Soviet EU values zen ve vill cancel your account. YOUR PAPERS ARE NOT IN ORDER!!! Ein Britisher Schweinhund ve haff found out he iz a British patriot and is proud of his own country. He vos shown to have owned a Britisher flag! Zis iss ein fuckin’ crime because at Coutts ve are only for the EU unelected EU Commission Commissars and European Central Bank which is modelled on the Soviet Russian Gosbank. Ve haff taken over your Britisher Scheisse bank. Himmel!” Senior EU Coutts Stasi Ordnungspolizei Agent, Camilla Stowell told Euronews.

Coutts bank used to be a British bank, but has now been infiltrated by EU Stasi agents who are dumping anyone who is a British patriot; have ever owned a Union Jack flag, attended the Proms at any time or have ever stood up during the national anthem. If you had the gall to actually support Britain breaking away from the Soviet EU bloc and its totalitarian unelected EU Commission Politburo, then your Coutts bank is definitely up for termination.

“Ve are votching you allen ze timen zie. If your papers are not in order unt you love your own country instead of ze EU, ve vill find you and rooten you outen!!! Schwein! Look vot ze EU supporting banks did to Liz Truss unt Nigel Farage! Zis is ein vorning!” Stowell added, before taking out a pair of pliers to pull out a customer’s teeth because the poor sod dared to vote for Brexit in 2016 and supports democracy.

COUTTS EU DIREKTIVE 34.ZA41956/00251-H4

Global One World Currency CBDC Will Be Implanted Chip

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Global One World Currency CBDC Will Be Implanted Chip

Beware the mark of the beast, and then they required every human to be branded like cattle with a CBDC RFID chip, which would be the only way available to buy food and water for you and your family. The Bank for International Settlements (BIS), in conjunction with the World Economic Forum, EU and CCP are currently phasing in a global banking system where all of your assets will be transferred to the CBDC global digital currency. The reason for this will be the eventual removal and integration of all of your previously owned assets to a singular, collectivist central bank. From there, you as a citizen will be judged much like the Chinese citizen score system. If you are thus labelled as someone who answers back and questions the given propaganda spouted from the state, you will be blocked from many things. Already in China, citizens who say anything against the brutal communist state are barred from buying flight tickets, trains, schools, insurance and even buying food. During the lockdown when there was a global pandemic, enforcement of covid jab passports, and all sorts of intricate rules was possibly a dry run for the enforcement of chips being implanted for a global CBDC currency. When it comes to instilling fear and terror into the public, the communist hierarchy are masters at manipulation. The global currency will at first be rolled out via smartphones, but the real plan is to incorporate the chip into the human hand and injected just under the skin. You will be required to purchase and sell utilising the chip. Physical cash will be phased out, and even today, anyone who uses physical cash in many Western countries is viewed as a criminal or subversive. Total control over the entire West’s population’s assets is the key to CBDC, and it will be implemented globally at the same time. There will be no safe country in the West, because the hierarchy are implementing a global communist world order modelled on China. Some nations around the globe will fight this, and they may stay on the peripheries for a while, but eventually they will be forced to join the central banking system as well. The ones who truly resist will be laid siege to economically, or eventually crushed through war/proxy war. Your entire assets will eventually be assimilated and redistributed within the collectivist system of global communist banking. In the name of communist equality, everyone will be equally happy in their poverty. You must be prepared to lose all of your assets and redistributed wealth, and the only ones exempt will be billionaires and high communist state officials. There will be special lanes on all roads for high ranking communist state executives, and these people will have specialist shops and malls where they can indulge themselves. Everyone else will be sold on the idea of insect protein and lab grown meat, while the elite comrades at the top of the pyramid continue to eat grass fed organic filet mignon and the finest gourmet food. To push the microchip implant, there will most probably be a Universal Income of 1,000 euros/month or equivalent given to citizens who take the chip and fall for the bribe. In all certainty, there will be no way of blocking this enormous communist control system. The West has already incorporated woke Marxist ideology in all nations; in all institutions, businesses, corporations, banks, education, government, advertising, Big Tech, internet, military. Western democracy was an illusion for a long time, but the curtain has to finally be drawn back. We never had a real democracy anyway, and this is why elections are useless, and will finally be phased out as well. The future does not need you.

CENTRAL SOVIET BANKING – Professor Richard Werner

The Only Truly Prophetic Analogy From the Bible

Then I saw another beast rising out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb, and it spoke like a dragon.12 It exercises all the authority of the first beast in its presence, and makes the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose mortal wound was healed.13 It performs great signs, even making fire come down from heaven to earth in front of people, 14 and by the signs that it is allowed to work in the presence of the beast it deceives those who dwell on earth, telling them to make an image for the beast that was wounded by the sword and yet lived.15 And it was allowed to give breath to the image of the beast, so that the image of the beast might even speak and might cause those who would not worship the image of the beast to be slain.16 Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead,17 so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name.18 This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666.
—Revelation 13:11–18

Welcome to Zombie Land

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Welcome to Zombie Land

Zombies are not just creatures depicted in the movies, they are also right here in real life. Take a walk through any American city run by socialists and you will see zombies trudging up and down the rubbish filled streets, human faeces stained pavements and urine stained buildings. Heavy Fentanyl use is encouraged by liberal city administrations, as is Xylazine. These drugs are coming in from Chinese factories daily, manufactured by the tonne by ruthless Chinese entrepreneurs funded directly by the CCP.

Progressive Dystopia

Kensington Avenue in Philadelphia is a real beauty spot, and it is here where we can see the zombies mulling around, stooped over themselves, the walking living dead. George A. Romero would have been shocked to see actual zombies walking the streets in real life, and yet, here they are in all of their glory. Liberals are so inclusive that they even invite death and destruction into their own cities. In this world, one has to have some form of standards, and exclusivity otherwise you ruin your life, but American socialists do not have any form of common sense or understand such concepts as having the ability to just say “no!”, instead they invite hell on earth to manifest right on their own doorstep and call that liberalism.

Some of the drugs used literally rot the flesh off the zombies using them, but even that is not a deterrent for the victims.

“We had one guy, he was only 23 years old, but his veins were busted. Half his face and chunks of his legs had fallen off after rotting away. He was still injecting, though, and Philadelphia city council even provided him with free needles. In the end, he was injecting into his groin area. Eventually, that area started to rot too, and you can guess what fell off. Not only his dick but his balls. He kept going though for a few weeks, the Medicare team gave him a catheter to pee through. They put this guy straight back onto Kensington Avenue, and within a few minutes he had scored some more stuff. Within a few weeks, though, his body finally gave up, multiple organ failure. That place right there is where people go to die,”  Philly cop, Officer Juan Morales, recalled.

It’s just not Philadelphia, it’s Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, San Francisco, Detroit, Atlanta, Portland, just to name a few. All of them have one thing in common.

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