An alien race of beings called the Viridis have slammed the latest Hollywood film “Wicked” for being wickedly racist by the portrayal of a green-skinned actress using green paint. ‘Green Lives Matter’ is the message being broadcast by the furious woke aliens.
GREEN LIVES MATTER!
A spokesman for the Viridis, relayed an outraged message to the makers of the “blatantly racist Hollywood trash” film, ‘Wicked’ because it makes fun of entities with green skin.
“This is ‘intergalactic appropriation’. Green Lives Matter! As aliens from outer space, we are simply fed up with being portrayed as monsters and nasty creatures with green skin. Racist caricatures that depict green people as dim-witted, lazy, buffoonish and cowardly serve no purpose. These reinforced ideas of human superiority drive divisions deep into the emerging working class proletariat. Karl Marx himself stated that this greenface culture, which includes Hollywood films, plays, songs and mock speech, is a reaction to the fear of the newly industrialising society. ‘Racist entertainments of the period,’ are used to ‘project white male anxieties onto greenface characters,’ Out of this racist swamp this horrible film called Wicked that features a racist black female human wearing a greenface, is an affront to green aliens everywhere in the universe.”
GLM Riots and Looting
Tomorrow, the annual “Green Lives Matter” riots and looting tradition will be held on the woke planet Viri, where there are now calls to cancel culture the earth.
“Our virtue signalling communist alien woke society is now considering cancelling all of you frickin’ monkeys. As we are an authoritarian woke race of green aliens who are always right (even when we’re wrong), and our woke fact-checker just verified that fact. We will cancel all of you upright walking apes next week, then take over your planet and plunder it of its resources.”
Yes, you need to spend your money on supposedly “cheap” Chinese tat on Black Fraud Day, an annual tradition exported to the world by the Americans.
End of year stock clearance of useless junk
We’re here to convince you that the fucking deals you are coerced to buy are a fantastic opportunity to spend all of your money on Black Fraud Day. Get your credit card out and do not think as you buy another piece of utter crap that will either break in a few weeks time or be obsolete in less than that time.
In rip off Britain, consumers are treated with such disdain and contempt with overpriced products compared to the rest of the world that a simple tiny reduction in price is seen as a massive fucking deal, when in reality it is still more expensive than anywhere else.
Imagine the throbbing veins on Jeff Bozo’s bald head as he watches the sales figures and his offshore bank balance reach new fucking heights. Bozo is so happy that you are spending all your money on things you do not need, he is so ecstatic he ejaculates over one of his multiple screen set-ups.
Most of the so-called deals are not actually deals, but you don’t know that, thankfully for the companies selling you utter shit. If you were to do your due diligence and research the prices, you would realise that, but no, you have been dazzled momentarily, and you have to get that Black Fraud Day deal.
Anyway, here’s to the Wonderful Black Fraud Day — empty your wallets you fucking chumps, you truly deserve everything you get.
Smithfield was the site of livestock trading for centuries before it became a meat market in the Victorian period, when bringing livestock into the growing city became impractical. The famous meat market was located just outside the City’s historic walls. Smithfield was the site of livestock trading for centuries before it became a market. The current Grade II listed market buildings were built in the Victorian period. Now, after 900 years, it will be shut down forever thanks to the Labour government’s inflationary anti-business budget.
Because of the high costs of the new Labour budget and resultant inflationary costs, sadly, adverse economic pressures eventually forced the closure after a failed move to Dagenham, East London.
“Project costs have risen due to a number of external factors, including inflation and the increasing cost of construction, which have made the move unaffordable,” the City corporation said in a statement on Tuesday.
Smithfield Market, a Grade II listed-covered market building, was designed by Victorian architect Sir Horace Jones in 1868.
Planners for the Labour controlled City of London now want to demolish the 900-year-old market to build bland social housing projects for illegal migrants in the heart of the City.
Smithfield and Billingsgate markets were London institutions and defined the capital for 900 years but have tragically fallen to the incompetence, naive idiocy and economic ignorance of Labour policies.
“This market is sacred ground for many Londoners. It’s survived wars, plagues, fires, civil unrest, famines, and everything else, but it could not survive the stupid cunts who run the Labour government,” a former market trader stated.
In other news: Due to heavy anti-business red tape, and costs caused by Labour, the Vauxhall car company will also shut in Luton losing 1,100 jobs. Unrealistic and prohibitive Net Zero rules imposed to speed up the transition to electric vehicles (EV) in the UK partly drove the decision, the firm said.
If you’re trapped in the social media wormhole every evening and can’t resist your nightly TikTok or Instagram Reels scroll, then you’ll have watched a video or two about collagen and how we’re all pretty much screwed after 25 years old.
Men have it slightly better – testosterone and male androgen secretions keep men’s skin younger looking for longer. And they start with thicker, plumper skin, making the appearance of fine lines and signs of ageing less obvious.
Actually, contrary to popular belief, men start to lose collagen earlier and more consistently throughout their lives and women hold onto more until menopause. Once the menopause kicks in, it’s a bumpy ride until you reach the other side, ladies.
Anyway, we digress. We’re here to talk about collagen and whether it’s really worth the hype. Read on to find out.
The Myths
Let’s start with some myth-busting – there are definitely a lot of people spreading fake collagen news and selling fake collagen products:
Myth 1: Collagen is Only for Women
Collagen benefits everyone. Studies show it effectively supports muscle recovery and joint health. We’d say it’s a great supplement for athletes and the ageing population, but people don’t talk about how effective it can be for other reasons besides ageing.
Myth 2: All Collagen Supplements Are the Same
Absolutely not. There are so many variations (and yes, they matter). Marine collagen is better for the skin. Bovine collagen is better for joint and ligament support. And sometimes you don’t even need a supplement. If you’re wondering, ‘do anti-wrinkle injections work?‘ – they absolutely do work for boosting collagen production if they contain hyaluronic acid. Always do your research and find high-quality collagen supplements!
Myth 3: Collagen Causes Acne
There’s no evidence that collagen supplements trigger acne. Clogged pores and hormonal breakouts are more likely to be the issue.
Myth 4: Collagen Works Overnight
Collagen supplements take time to show effects. Sadly, it’s not an overnight fix. Weeks or months of persistent use will begin to generate the results you’re hoping for.
The Facts
Now let’s move on to the facts about collagen that’ll get you wanting to try it:
Types and Functions: There are 28 subtypes of collagen. Types I, II, and III are the most common. Type I works to support skin, bones, and tendons. Type II supports cartilage and joint health. Type III is essential for supporting the function of organs and skin elasticity. That’s why it pays to do your research.
Collagen Declines with Age: Yes, sadly, this one is true. As we age, collagen production decreases. The result is those fine lines, wrinkles, sagging skin, and joint stiffness that anyone after 25 begins to experience. There are also environmental factors like UV exposure that make things worse.
Collagen Does Work: People don’t realise how many studies prove high-quality collagen supplements work. If you take the right source of collagen and take it for long enough, it will slow the signs of ageing. Note: it won’t cure signs that have already begun. Sadly, it won’t take those fine lines away.
Why People Are Going Crazy About It
Well, people are going crazy for it because of social media – and we wouldn’t say this is a negative thing. There are so many benefits to the endless videos about cosmetics and skin health. People are more aware of UV damage, taking collagen supplements, and using the correct skincare products; we’re not against the trend.
As for collagen, people are drawn to its anti-ageing benefits. The world seems to be hooked on staying younger for longer. And that’s why we think it’s a trend right now – it’s purely TikTok and other social media platforms, but we don’t think that’s a bad thing.
Is It Worth the Hype?
Yes, absolutely it is. If you can find the correct collagen supplement, and it’s high-quality, it’s absolutely worth the hype. It can and does produce results. Combine it with anti-wrinkle injections and the best skincare products, and you really will reduce and slow the signs of ageing. Oh, and of course, a healthy lifestyle and diet and 2L or more of water!
The confidence boost it’s giving people is incredible.
Ultimately, collagen isn’t a miracle cure – we won’t deny that. But we will follow the craze and say it really does have incredible benefits. Don’t knock it until you try it!
SIGN THE PETITION TO CALL A GENERAL ELECTION — What’s it like living in a country where aspiration is punished; where millions of people across the sick nation prefer to stay at home rather than work, where businesses are crippled by needless, useless taxes, where farmers lose their generational farms, where services are not fit for purpose, where people can wait for months to see a doctor, where the pot holed roads are de facto car parks, where the mentally ill roam the streets, where the trains and buses never arrive on time, where violent crime is normalised, where hyperinflation is the new normal, where shoplifting is an accepted daily occurrence, where the police concentrate on arresting trivial social media users instead of real criminals, where no one speaks English in the capital city any more, where the boats keep coming across the Channel, where the 5-star hotels are all full of unskilled illegal migrants costing UK taxpayers billions per annum, where tax is so high that no one can afford anything, where working hard is futile, where employers cannot afford to employ anyone, where profligate socialist policies waste taxpayers’ money for no benefit for anyone, where greedy crony politicians fill their boots at the expense of taxpayers, etc., etc.?
Two million people have signed a petition for an immediate General Election to replace the most disastrous, incompetent, harmful government this country has ever witnessed.
The sad thing is 65 million could sign the petition, but it means absolutely fucking nothing because the swine who are now ruining Britain have a firm hold with the infrastructure after giving the Big State massive pay rises, proving that bribery and cronyism really does work when you want to stay in power.
The Daily Squib warned this would happen before the election, but thankfully for Labour, no one gives a shit about what we say.
The summit’s day one kicked off with a focus on global collaboration and the future of digital ecosystems. The summit was invariably a very interesting insight into the world of big data management systems and European excellence in efficiency.
The opening keynotes explored how fostering cooperation across borders can lead to new paradigms in data sharing and digital infrastructures.
Next, the spotlight shifted to the Gaia-X Journey 2024 & Roadmap 2025, outlining the upcoming milestones in Gaia-X’s evolution.
The agenda continued with a focus on Gaia-X Compliance & Label, highlighting the two-layered approaches for interoperability that Gaia-X covers: Legal and Organisational with the Gaia-X Compliance Document; Semantic and Technical with the Gaia-X Architecture Document.
Following this, the Gaia-X Trust Framework session highlighted how to create secure, interoperable data-infrastructure ecosystems by emphasising the need for trust and interoperability across digital platforms and how this can be automated.
Gaia-X Voices featured use case testimonials from Data Space Projects, offering real-world examples of how Gaia-X’s framework is being implemented across various sectors. These testimonials provided valuable insights into the practical benefits of Gaia-X’s approach.
To close out the first day, a session on Driving Business Impact through Collaboration highlighted the role of Cloud Service Providers & Clearing Houses in advancing business efficiency and innovation through collaborative data ecosystems.
Lastly, the day wrapped up with insights into the role of the Data Space Orchestrator, which is crucial for managing and coordinating data space activities within data-sharing ecosystems.
This full day of keynotes, case studies, and interactive sessions set a strong foundation for the summit, focusing on collaboration, trust, and innovation in the digital space.
Day 2: Advancing Data-sharing and Collaboration
Day two of the summit focused on the economic and strategic aspects of data-sharing, starting with insights from the Gaia-X Institute on the economics of data-sharing and the concept of automated compliance by design.
The agenda then shifted to Nordic-Baltic Perspectives, exploring regional approaches to data-sharing and innovation in the digital ecosystem.
A focus on Gaia-X Hubs followed, discussing how local hubs can play a critical role in promoting Gaia-X Market Adoption at the national and local levels. In addition to the 16 European Hubs and the 5 International Hubs, Gaia-X expanded its presence by announcing three new Hubs (Norway, Denmark, and Switzerland).
The program then broadened its scope to address globalisation and its impact on the digital ecosystem, presenting the successful deployment of a test bed for a Gaia-X Digital Clearing House in Japan. This milestone marks the first implementation of a Digital Clearing House outside of Europe, highlighting the association’s commitment to its globalisation strategy and fostering international collaborations.
The day then addressed the theme of Maximizing Synergies, highlighting the collaboration between Data Spaces Business Alliance (DSBA), Data Spaces Support Centre (DSSC), and Simpl to create a unified framework for data spaces, ensuring smoother interoperability across ecosystems through standards’ convergence.
The afternoon covered Driving Transformation, focusing on how the European Data Strategy aligns with Gaia-X to propel digital innovation and governance across Europe.
The final day of the Gaia-X Summit wrapped up with Closing Remarks, summarising the key takeaways and setting the direction for future collaboration and implementation.
The Economic Theatre was hosted by Gaia-X Institute and Paris Dauphine University, this theatre invited participants to submit their Data Space Economy Use Cases to have their project evaluated using the economic model developed by Paris Dauphine University, which separates the roles of participants and orchestrators within data-sharing ecosystems.
The Tech Theatre provided an in-depth look into the technical foundations of Gaia-X. Starting with Gaia-X 101, participants explored the technical fundamentals and architecture. Sessions covered key topics like Navigating the Loire Release and Secure Credential Sharing with OID4VC.
The OpenWallet Foundation discussed digital wallets, while the GXDCH Q&A discussed the next version of the Gaia-X Digital Clearing House components, codename Loire, and showed how to start getting compliance following the Gaia-X Compliance Document 2406.
The Gaia-X Ontology session explained how one can gain a common (domain-specific) language to describe services, infrastructure and participants in Gaia-X.
The day closed with an Open Discussion/Q&A session, allowing attendees to engage directly with the Gaia-X Tech Team.
Watch all the Gaia-X 2024 Helsinki Summit videoshere
Because of the insane, irresponsible actions of Rachel Reeves, the Labour Chancellor of the Exchequer, who is NOT qualified for the job, businesses are now speeding up the process for AI integration whilst firing their overpriced human staff. The disgraceful Chancellor even dared to attend the CBI conference today.
AI Integration
Artificial Intelligence is the way forward for many businesses who are looking into bespoke AI integration solutions to bypass the stupid and reckless Labour budget.
What the irresponsible and essentially ignorant budget of the naive, unqualified Rachel Reeves has done is put a noose around many UK businesses.
ARTIFICIAL GENERAL INTELLIGENCE
AGI (Artificial General Intelligence) does not go on sickies, demand more pay, join unions, or go on holidays. AI will replace many jobs soon, and the Labour Chancellor has only speeded up the implementation of this process.
Not only are businesses laying off existing workers, but they are not employing new workers either. This will increase unemployment in the UK, causing even more desperate people claiming unemployment benefits.
Comrades, Bolsheviks, Council bosses, train drivers, Stasi Twitter Police, Union bosses, Civil servants of Soviet Britain. Comrade Rachel Reeves of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain today addressed members of the business community at the CBI after kicking the imbecile un-Soviet CBI Chief executive Rain Newton-Smith off the stage, where she was frog marched to an awaiting Stasi Un-Free Speech Unit where she will be cancelled and erased from existence by order of STASI-65233900-UK-A3433.
“Comrades, all businesses in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain are hereby ordered to not make a profit.
“You will all still be required to pay vast amounts of tax, though, and if you don’t, we will enter your bank accounts and take what is owed anyway.
“You will be monitored at all times and your accounts will be seized if we see any form of profit from your business.
“Profit is a symptom of capitalism. It is therefore to be stamped out at all costs in Soviet Britain. We will not have any business challenging my anti-business budget, which was created to ruin the Soviet British economy and to redistribute wealth through collectivisation.
“We will intern any business boss who seeks to profit from their business in Soviet Britain, and we will cancel them with immediate effect.
“Thank you for listening to my orders. Take them away!”
<Out of the sidelines, a troop of Soviet British Stasi Police emerged with truncheons, beating and herding the assembled CBI business people and kulaks out of the conference centre.>
SUPER DOUBLE PLUS LABOUR ANNOUNCEMENT
BY ORDER OF PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN — COMRADE RACHEL REEVES — CHOCO RATIONS HAVE BEEN REDUCED BY 50 GRAMS PER ANNUM FOR ALL PROLES APART FROM LABOUR HIGH PARTY OFFICIALS, TRAIN DRIVERS, NHS MANAGERS, BIG STATE CIVIL SERVANTS, UNION AND COUNCIL BOSSES. IT WILL BE REPLACED BY TWO POTATOES AND A TURNIP. INGSOC – 349872-A-763392OP
Two out of three UK businesses are halting all new staff hiring and letting their roster of staff go due to the punishing anti-business tax rises and policies of economically illiterate Chancellor Rachel Reeves. Farm tax will also contribute to higher food inflation, and reduce food security in the UK. Who’s going to pay for Labour’s insane socialism now? It makes no logical sense, crippling UK businesses and the economy because there will be no more money for the irresponsible, profligate Labour spending on irrelevant socialist projects will serve absolutely no purpose to anyone.
Business is fucked
A poll of 266 business leaders by the CBI underlines the extent to which workers will be hit by employer tax rises, with 62pc saying they will respond by slashing hiring plans. Half of respondents said they would be forced to lay off staff, and 46 percent said they would delay pay increases for their workforce.
As no one is hiring any more, the idiotic, sclerotic Labour government is preparing to publish a white paper on Tuesday outlining how it intends to tackle Britain’s worklessness crisis and boost the employment rate to 80pc. Fat fucking chance of that happening under the current anti-business punishing conditions spawned from the suppurating anal boils infecting the diseased arse of Chancellor Rachel Reeves.
The insanity continues with a Labour administration that is flailing in the dark and riddled with massive levels of ignorance to how things actually work.
“These people running the country into the ground have little or no understanding on how business works because they are basically all civil servants, and have never held a job in the real world. Rachel Reeves, herself, does not possess one iota of economic acumen, having lied on her CV about her ‘economist’ qualifications,” a business owner revealed on Monday.
Defence analysts working for an independent organisation do not think Putin should waste any resources on disrupting Britain’s economy or infrastructure because the Labour government are doing a better job than the Russians could ever do. There is really no need for Putin to attack the UK.
Attack the UK?
“With taxes up, inflation up, unemployment up, and disenchantment up, the UK economy is now poised to lie in ruins for many decades with hyperinflation, stagflation, as well as huge losses in the private sector.
“The feeling on the ground is that any attempted disruption of Britain’s crumbling, useless infrastructure and economy by the Russians would not actually be noticed by anyone.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth
“Give it a few more months, or even a year, and the UK will not exist as a viable country, let alone any form of territory for the imperialist Russian invaders.
“Our suggestion to Putin is to thank the Labour administration for doing their dirty work, and move on to more lucrative territory.”
