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New Vintage Scooby Doo Episode Discovered

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New Vintage Scooby Doo Episode Discovered

Speaking from Jimmy Savile’s home, auctioneer Barbera Hanna, said: “First shot is of the gang in a diner drinking malt shakes and joking around. It’s a typical Scooby Doo plot line, the Scooby crew then fly to Leeds, England and jump in the Mystery Machine. Their mission is to find a strange monster stalking hospitals, Top of the Pops and entertainment shows looking for young kids to fiddle with. The Scooby gang try and stop the monster but the NHS and BBC, as well as people high up in the police and administration keep telling them to leave the monster alone. Naturally in the end Scooby and Shaggy, doped up on Scooby snacks finally get the balls to whack the monster on the head with a record player and he falls down. When they unmask the horrible kiddie fiddler monster, they uncover the face of Sir Jimmy Savile, who says, ‘If it weren’t for you pesky kids, I would have got away with it.’ and that is the end of this lost Scooby episode.”

The episode of Jimmy Savile’s Scooby Doo will thankfully never be shown to the public because to see Savile’s vile leering face any more on telly would be a terrible crime in itself. The episode will instead be auctioned off to the highest bidder, the money given to a children’s charity, then destroyed.

Cameron: "Britons to Have Referendum on Whether to Have Referendum"

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Cameron: "Britons to Have Referendum on Whether to Have Referendum"

“If I am elected again as your chief liar, I may consider a referendum for the people of Britain on a referendum of a referendum within a referendum of a referendum some time possibly towards the end of my next elected term. We must consider that I am dedicated to giving the people of Britain a say on whether we have a referendum within a referendum within a referendum, if it is the last referendum I prescribe to the plebiscite. Remember that first the voters have to vote me in before I even consider the referendum of referendum within a referendum of a referendum,” Mr Cameron said to the assembled Conservatives at the conference.

Mr Cameron also went on to outline his plans for the referendum within a referendum on the referendum.

“The referendum that will eventually happen, maybe by 2025 will be a referendum on whether we should hold a referendum, which will be followed by another direct referendum post referendum yet preceding the previous referendum on a referendum.”

War on Syria Is War on Russia

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War on Syria Is War on Russia

Both Syria and Iran are supported by the former Soviet country, Russia. The West is treading very carefully with their attempts at destabilising these two countries because if they awaken the Russian bear, there will be the advent of a terrible conflict that will affect every nation in the world.

Turkey’s recent retaliatory efforts do not bode well for the West, as the Turks have every right to defend themselves from attack, but if they are sucked into a greater conflict, they will be fighting Russia and not Syria. One must understand that Assad is backed fully by the Russians now; to the point that if the situation was to escalate and other nations joined the internal conflict directly, Russia would step in. For the Turks, this would be a fait accompli because they would be attacked from the North, as well as the East. If one was to add a nuclear element to the proceeding war, then Turkey would be annihilated in minutes by the Russians, bringing WW3 onto the scene as NATO reacts to the deadly situation.

On the Iranian front, one must also look at Israel’s PM Netenyahu and see his eagerness to attack Iran as an attempt to start World War III. As soon as Israel attacks, so would Russia, and then the United States would be forced to step in, and the final denoument would include an entrance from China. When you have big players like this slugging it out, you know there are going to be fireworks.

Any attack on Iran would also be a terrible end to many economies worldwide because once the Straits of Hormuz are cut off, crude oil prices will rise by 60/70%. You can forget about driving to work or flying a plane then because oil prices will ground everything. For Western countries like America, that would be the final nail in the coffin, because their reserves can only last for a limited time. The US is the largest oil dependent nation in the world, and its economy would grind to a halt almost immediately. This would precipitate civil unrest and starvation, as well as possible civil war.

Now you know why Obama does not want to speak with Netenyahu, because all that guy wants to talk about is his plan to bomb Iran. This would be a surefire suicide mission for Israel and possibly the United States. Obama does not want that before the election, and he will do everything he can to postpone the conflict till after the U.S. elections. By kicking the can down the road, if he loses the election, which is looking more likely than ever now, then he will not be held responsible for the most reckless moves ever made by the West. Leave that to Romney, who was sucking up to Israel’s leaders on a recent trip to the Jewish state.

Le Marathon Out of France Starts

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Le Marathon Out of France Starts

“Nothing new to see here, just another mass exodus of the rich, wealthy, professionals as well as companies, businesses and entrepreneurs,” Louis Truie, an opposition minister told Le Figaro.

The new laws coming into place will not only take away 75% of one’s income but there will also be a huge increase in capital gains tax which will deem many properties redundant.

“I put my million euro property up for sale but there is no one who wants to buy it because of the huge increase in capital gains tax. Why would someone want to buy a liability like that?” a desperate entrepreneur told a local radio station in Paris.

“We now live in a country where hard work and enterprise are punished,” Jules Sebastian, a company executive said.

Business is also taking a big hit as managers of major international corporations, entrepreneurs and investors are departing in droves because of the marginal tax rate of 62.21 percent on sales of stock.

“This new taxation by the socialists only creates a brain drain, wealth drain and an exodus of all that is good in France. Everyone knows that socialists are useless with money, and this is proof right here. Look what Labour did to the UK, Obama did to the US and now Hollande is doing to France. Who is going to pay the welfare bill of the people who are left in France? Maybe Hollande and his idiot ministers think that the people on welfare will pay the welfare bill. Stupide connard!” an angry businessman said on his way to the airport.

Police Van Coming Around to the BBC on Monday to Round Up All the DJs

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Police Van Coming Around to the BBC on Monday to Round Up All the DJs

“First thing Monday morning, have a cuppa, because we’ll turn up at the BBC with a big f*cking van and send all you DJs and BBC personalities straight to prison,” DCI Richard Bodkin, told the BBC.

BBC bosses tried to cover up the details of the coming raid to the press but were rumbled by other news channels.

“We can’t afford this, if they take all our fiddling molester DJs and BBC personalities, then we can’t produce any more BBC radio and TV shows. We’ve got to cover up this fact like all the other stuff we covered up,” an unnamed secretive BBC controller told BBC news before being taken off air.

“We’re even thinking of arresting Esther Rantzen, the so-called Childline founder, because she claims she could not speak out about the abuse to anyone high up in the BBC with regards to Jimmy Savile at the time, and she said nothing. The fact that from 1972 to 1980 she was married to Desmond Wilcox, the head of General Features at the BBC is neither here nor there, according to the shameful coward Rantzen,” another police investigator revealed.

Michelle Obama Desperate For Vacation

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Michelle Obama Desperate For Vacation

“She needs another $25 million vacation, with the entourage, the security detail, the numerous servants and of course all the freebies. Michelle O usually travels on Air Force Two, and her husband’s huge entourage follows her entourage around. It is not uncommon for Michelle to stay in a $15,000 a night hotel,” revealed one of the sources.

The Obamas cost the U.S. taxpayer $1.4 billion per year and they are now fighting to have another four years of the same in a second term.

One election campaigner said: “We need to dupe Americans into voting for Obama again so that he can finish what he was put in place to do. Michelle knows that this could be all over for her if Romney somehow clinches victory over her husband. We need to put an anchor on her frickin leg.“

Democratic election advisers have warned Michelle to tone down her massive spending of taxpayers’ money because many Americans are suffering during the current climate.

“If they ever get thrown out of the White House, Michelle has vowed to clean that place out. She even wants the bulbs in the goddamn fridges. As for the carpet in the Oval Room, she gonna rip that sucker out and sell it. She wants to take as much as she can before the shit hit the fan. It gon be gibs me heaven for her for sure,” another White House aide said.

Ahmadinejad Opens Own Line of Tehran Dinner Jacket Shops

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Ahmadinejad Opens Own Line of Tehran Dinner Jacket Shops

When he’s not coordinating riot police or calling for the complete destruction of the great devil USA/Israel, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad likes nothing better than to relax in his study wearing one of his dinner jackets and sipping some cognac whilst thumbing through the latest copy of Zionist Today magazine.

“Iranians need to dress better, no more cheap brown suits, we need well cut dinner jackets because we want to project an air of sophistication to the invading Israeli armies when they try and invade us in a month or so. Naturally I and every other Iranian man will be greeting them with an AK47 as well as a dinner jacket. Take that you Jew bastards,” president Ahmadinejad said.

The new line of Ahmadinejad Dinner Jackets will also be fitted with gun holsters and a suicide belt as standard.

Dems Tell Obama to Get Permanent Teleprompter Helmet

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Dems Tell Obama to Get Permanent Teleprompter Helmet

“Without his teleprompter and the hundreds of advisers, speech writers and policy makers, Obama is basically like a baby without a pacifier,” a scrambling Democrat told CBS news.

Obama is so dependent on his teleprompter that Democrats are now even thinking of getting brainbox technicians to design a special tele-helmet for the ailing president to wear at all times.

“Somebody has to do something for god’s sake, Obango is looking like a dunce out there. He may have knocked up the biggest deficit in U.S. history but we need a second term to really make that thing big,” another Democrat said.

According to the White House, desperate times need desperate measures, and the new tele-helmet will not be discreet, but sadly it will be necessary.

Gordon Brown Talking to Furniture These Days Says Wife

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Gordon Brown Talking to Furniture These Days Says Wife

“I’ll usually come into a room and he’ll be talking to the armchair or the lamp or some piece of furniture. He called our rocking chair a bigot yesterday and they had a big row. I usually leave him to it, go and do the shopping and he’ll be still going at it like a member of parliament,” Sarah Brown revealed in the newspaper exclusive.

As well as home furniture, Mr Brown has been known to have heated arguments with street furniture. In the local town centre, especially on Thursdays when his wife takes him out, Mr Brown can be seen arguing with benches and post boxes. He was recently cautioned by a community support officer after damaging a lamp post on the High Street by bashing his clunking fist onto the bottom casing.

“He keeps going on about how he saved the world, and if it wasn’t for him we’d all be in a recession. I saw him foaming at the mouth waving his fist around shouting about no boom and bust. It’s quite sad really,” Deirdre Baggage, 67, from Fife told the newspaper.

Cameron’s Big Brother Big Society Dream Comes True

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Cameron’s Big Brother Big Society Dream Comes True

The oppressive Labour government which plastered the land with thousands of cameras, listening devices and tracking monitors; and created hundreds of new laws and regulations inhibiting freedom were the epitome of captivity, of slavery and of a terrible paranoia that swept Britain under their draconian punitive authority.

The Coalition government that swept into power promised to take away Labour’s punitive authoritarian system of surveillance and totalitarian control system, but they have not only adopted all of the previous government’s laws and systems, they have also expanded on the undemocratic repressive surveillance society which is now modern Britain.

“Cameron is actually nastier and more of a liar than Gordon Brown, and that is saying something. He is not a Conservative but a staunch Socialist, who probably holds strong Marxist views. Gordon Brown tried to be Stalin, but Cameron is Stalin, with regards to surveillance and taking away people’s freedom, he is second to none. When he speaks he lies with the deepest sincerity, more so than other politicians, and the system of oppression he is introducing is making life in Britain a living hell,” a Westminster source divulged.

The Coalition was an ideal way to expand governmental control over the public, and the future does not bode well with further intrusive policies being planned.

“We are already moving towards a cashless society, and once this is introduced, every citizen will be tracked and logged. A cashless society also brings further control to the government and state, because by utilising a digital system, if you do not obey their orders, they just delete your money. You are now powerless under a cashless system. To use cash even now is deemed as suspicious and alarm bells go off in shops. The government also wants to introduce vehicle tracking with a black box device. They will sell this as a way of reducing motor insurance costs, however every journey will be logged, and your every manoeuvre will be analysed, so no more moments of tapping on that accelerator pedal on the motorway for you. Motorists will also be charged per mile on the roads, with prices increasing during rush hour and peak times. Citizens will get speeding fines automatically issued and this will of course be a wonderful revenue generator. Driverless cars as brought in by Google will also be a viable future, creating highways of ordered traffic, regulated and controlled. Cameron has already ordered that every phone call and every internet user should be tracked by central computers in government and this additional surveillance mechanism will maximise the government’s knowledge about every facet of the population. In addition to Facebook profiting off your data and social networking surveillance, we are already seeing citizens being arrested for speech on Twitter and Facebook. These events will increase in time, and under the totalitarian state, citizens will be arrested and detained for any form of disobedience to the state. Thoughtcrime will be a reality in the future, and will pave the way for eventual RFID microchipping of citizens. Already, being chipped is deemed as cool by some people, and they will sell this by getting celebrities to promote it. Brain chipping nano technology will be introduced as a means to help paralysed citizens or severely disabled people. Once the entertainment business gets a hold of the technology, there will be a huge jump in brainchipping, because it will enable people to experience whole events in their minds without the use of screens or antiquated cinemas. Game consoles will be obsolete, as the advent of holographic technology, augmented reality and brainchipping will increase the user experience for gamers as well as ordinary users merging our minds with machines. The one tiny drawback to this is that you will have to let the programmers into your mind, your every thought will be analysed and you will have elements that may be programmed. The state will know your every thought. That is the drawback of chipping the brain and synapses. With the eventual chipping of all citizens, the human race will be connected via a hive system through an advanced form of the internet and supercomputers from a central control complex. The individual mind will not be needed anymore. The successive UK governments, may change, but the machinery of government, i.e. Whitehall is always the same. They will introduce the new technological advances, which were designed to oppress citizens, slowly, utilising the drip-feed system. They cannot introduce these things quickly as the population may notice, they must do it slowly and little by little,” another Westminster source revealed.

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