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Obama Hurricane Response is Election Gift From God

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Could hurricane Sandy clinch the coming November 6 election for Obama? Certainly the president has been seen out and about smiling and promising relief to the thousands of people recovering from the devestating hurricane.

“Look what the Republicans did during Katrina. They let people rot and there was chaos. Obama is calm, collected and he looks like a president out there talking to the relief workers and New Jersey Governor. Where’s Mitt Romney, in his bunker?” a voter said on his way to a polling station in Arizona.

Some GOP election campaigners have been quietly fuming at Obama’s stellar performance during and after the hurricane.

“This is a vote changer. People will see Obama as the human voice of America because he is out there helping people. We’re still in our bunkers and we need to get out and pretend to help the people best we can, but I think it is too late already,” a GOP election official said.

One might almost think that Obama and the Democrats had conjured up Sandy in the first place.

The EU Nightmare Where War Is the Only Answer

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Michael Heseltine is right, he is the only one within the weakened Conservatives to speak up and put a solid plan to the constant onslaught from the behemoth EU juggernaut which like a slimy snail bulldozes whole nations and leaves a trail of slime behind.

The Germans, who are the head of the EU, are doing everything they can to consume as much power as they can within this Soviet system. Where they tread they create debt mountains enslaving whole nations, huge unemployment, despair and slavery to their economic might. When the Berlin wall fell, it was not a symbol of East Germany and the Soviet state dying, it was a symbol of the Soviet state taking over the rest of Germany and creating the EU. Therefore, the Berlin wall was simply an illusion, a piece of theatre for the people, because they are now much more enslaved than they were during the East German years. The EU and its totalitarian dictatorship will increase in power until there will be no freedom left for the people. It is a Soviet Fascist amalgamation which by the use of Soviet techniques like constant repetition, drums into its enslaved citizens the mantra it wants them to hear.

Austerity is poverty, this is the redistribution of wealth so that everyone is poor.

“We take away the ownership of property, your jobs and your livelihoods. We take away your pensions and your future, we take away the future of your children. This is the EU, you will depend on us now. In twenty years, everyone will be on EU state welfare, you will be given allowances for energy consumption, food consumption and your travel will be restricted. No one will be allowed to be an individual or hold wealth, you will be paid in EU credits which will be digital. If you disobey anything, then we simply cut off your credits. You and your family will thus be made to starve. This will of course create a climate of fear. Look what we are doing in Greece. They dared to disobey us, and now they are starving, dying in the streets and committing suicide in their homes. This is their punishment for disobeying our orders and laws. Greece will be an example, because all democracy must be eradicated. Democratic action is an enemy of the EU and we will crush any form of individualism or freedom,” an unelected technocrat revealed yesterday at the EU parliament in Brussels.

As Mr Heseltine outlined yesterday, we are being attacked in the UK. After two physical World Wars in the 20th century, the third 21st century war is economic. Brussels is destabilising the financial independence of the City, it is also encouraging huge influxes of economic migrants from some of the poorest nations in the EU. This is a direct attack on the indigenous population of the UK because it will take away resources, jobs and space as well as create civil unrest. The British Isles do not have much land mass and there is only so much room and resource available. To be ordered by Brussels to feed, clothe and support economic migrants is a huge strain on the population already here. Schools, hospitals, employment and the British way of life are all severely threatened.

“The role of the influx of millions of immigrants from the EU’s poorest regions is a way of destabilising and fracturing the indigenous populations. This way they are disseminated and taken apart in only one or two generations. England will not be England anymore, neither will Scotland or Wales. They will be completely overrun, our hospitals are already straining as the NHS buckles under the sheer weight of the load. Taxpayers are already shouldering a heavy burden and they will be asked to do more, as our schools will be inundated with the EU citizens who will want to be taught first how to speak English. Well, what about your child who wants to learn a normal day’s school work, well they will be shoved to the side as the tired overworked teacher has to deal with the other pupils, who are still at the most basic point of linguistic knowledge,” a concerned Westminster insider revealed.

The threat of the EU’s economic war on the UK does not only come from Brussels, but internally from our own nation. Look at David Cameron, a man who panders to his controllers from Brussels without a whimper of dissent or courage towards his own nation. The cowardice employed by Cameron also extends to his deputy Clegg, who trails yellow streaks of fetid urine wherever he walks. So the threat is not only from the outside but inside as well, as malodorous traitors to the British people are selling us down the river every day. Cameron’s Commons defeat by eurosceptics yesterday was a small victory but will be overruled by the powers that be soon enough.

When will the people wake up about the EU? When the troops march into their streets holding the EU flag high or when their jobs, homes and livelihoods are raised to the ground? If the EU cannot defeat us economically then they will do so through war, maybe Britain can borrow a battleship from France some time to fight back.

Tyranny is What is Legal for the Government but Illegal for the Citizenry

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“Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry” encapsulates a fundamental principle of governance: the abuse of power by those in authority to enact laws or actions that impose restrictions on citizens while exempting themselves from similar constraints. This asymmetry of legal treatment undermines the principles of justice, equality, and democracy, leading to a state of tyranny where the government exercises arbitrary control over its people.

Throughout history, numerous examples illustrate this concept in practice, where governments have enacted laws or policies that grant them sweeping powers while depriving citizens of their rights and freedoms. One notable example is the surveillance state apparatus implemented by authoritarian regimes. Governments justify intrusive surveillance programs under the guise of national security, allowing them to monitor citizens’ communications, activities, and movements without their consent. However, when citizens attempt to surveil government activities or expose wrongdoing, they face legal repercussions, such as charges of espionage or treason, highlighting the double standard inherent in such practices.

Another instance of governmental tyranny is seen in the selective application of laws to suppress dissent and political opposition. In many authoritarian regimes, peaceful protests or expressions of dissent are met with harsh crackdowns and legal persecution, with activists and critics subjected to arbitrary arrests, imprisonment, or even extrajudicial killings. Meanwhile, government officials enjoy impunity for their actions, shielded from accountability by legal immunity or special privileges granted to them by the state.

Moreover, the manipulation of legal frameworks to serve political interests is a hallmark of tyrannical regimes. Laws are often exploited to silence dissenting voices, target marginalized communities, or consolidate power in the hands of the ruling elite. For example, in some countries, blasphemy laws are used to suppress religious minorities or critics of the government, while anti-terrorism laws are abused to criminalize peaceful activism or legitimate opposition.

Furthermore, economic tyranny is perpetuated when governments enact policies that favour corporate interests over the welfare of citizens. Regulatory capture, crony capitalism, and corporate bailouts are all manifestations of this phenomenon, where wealthy elites wield influence over government decision-making to advance their own interests at the expense of ordinary citizens. Meanwhile, the government imposes austerity measures, cuts social services, or enforces Draconian labour laws that disproportionately impact working-class individuals and vulnerable communities.

“Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry” serves as a poignant reminder of the dangers of unchecked government power and the erosion of civil liberties. It underscores the importance of upholding the rule of law, safeguarding human rights, and holding those in authority accountable for their actions to prevent the descent into tyranny.

Candidates For New Elected EU Presidency Announced

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This time the EU president will be voted in — as opposed to the usual unelected method utilised by the totalitarian state.

The candidates for the post were announced yesterday in Brussels before the EU election in May 2013.

 

 

Here are the candidates for the EU presidency:

 


Tonus Blairus from Estonia. Loves the EU and wants more of it.

 

Tonski Blairi from Poland. Will do anything to get the EU

Presidency and is a strong contender to the throne.

 

Tone Bliar, from Ireland. After many years in the wilderness,

investment banking and lucrative speech circuits, he now wants

to rule the EU. Watch for this one.

 

Anthony Blairus, from Portugal. Loves a siesta, expensive taxpayer

funded holidays and a lot of f*cking power.

 

Antoine Blairre, from France. As EU presidential candidates go

he is as good as the other ones but some in Brussels say better.

 

Hurricane Sandy: Americans Realising What It’s Like to Have a British Summer

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“Now Americans know what it’s like to enjoy a summer in the UK where it pisses down with rain constantly and you get to see the sun for a few days in the year. It’s great that the Yanks are getting a taste of the Brit weather, innit,” an MOT tester from Tottenham, North London, told the BBC.

With pictures being constantly blasted all over the internet and news networks of a little bit of rain and wind coming over the East coast of America, one would be mistaken in thinking that the the Americans are a bunch of ‘wusses’ to put it in their lingo.

“It’s those Brits again, they’re sending over their friggin weather to NYC. As long as they don’t send over their goddamn British teeth or food, then that’s alright, we’ll just take their weather,” Al Johnsons, a New Jersey resident told CBS news.

U.S. Election Organisers Busy Setting Up Vote Rigging Machines

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“It’s the same thing every four years. We get the call to set up the machines all across the nation so that they will give the pre-programmed election result,” Bud Kowalski, one of the engineers on the team in Dallas, Texas told reporters at a Romney election rally yesterday.

Certainly, one may view election rigging as slightly cynical, however in the interests of stability, it is a well known fact amongst the hierarchy that relying on the people’s vote is very dangerous and unreliable.

“You don’t think for one second that the world’s most powerful nation would have elections decided by a vote from the people do you? No way Jose, that ain’t going to happen,” a Diebold voting machine programmer revealed.

Many of America’s e-voting machines do not produce a paper record for voters because it is not required by the law.

One election official said: “Without paper ballots election officials have no way to go back and conduct an audit to see whether votes were counted correctly. This is how elections can be engineered to produce specific results. You really can’t tell whether vote totals are accurate unless you have a paper ballot and most polling stations in America don’t.

U.S. Elections: Vote Obamney!

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Two candidates are standing for the 2012 U.S. elections and you cannot make a decision. Do you want to go Obama or do you want to go Romney? Well, there is a choice dear friends that can alleviate the problem of choosing a candidate. How about Obamney?

Obamney is a combination of the two candidates with a little extra stuff added. For example, Obamney is ok on the economy, not really bad like Obama, or supposedly excellent like Romney touts himself. Furthermore, Obamney is lukewarm on too much welfare and big government. He wants a little here and there but nothing big like Obama wants or drastic cuts like Romney. As for tax, Obamney is for a very low manageable tax level and not the drastic rises Obama wants in January.

“If you study the U.S. election system, it presents candidates to Americans that are poles apart. You have black and white, salt and pepper, green eggs and ham. Life is not black and white, there is a lot of grey and many layers to everything, it’s not all yes and no, or up or down. This is what America is lacking, stability. We go from one election to the next with wild swings from left to right that hurts our country and does not contribute to International politics either. So, when it comes to November 6, vote Obamney!” Mr Crescent added.

Voters are encouraged to vote Obamney by crossing both candidates on the ballot paper during the upcoming 2012 elections.

Kim Jong Un Urging Lindsay Lohan North Korea Trip

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Worried officials in Pyongyang were seen scrambling around trying to calm things down on Friday when Kim had another tantrum.

“He keeps calling Ms Lohan’s agent in Los Angeles but she is too busy to even answer the call. He had two Ministers executed yesterday for suggesting he give it a rest and deal with important North Korean business, like starting a nuclear war or something,” an informant revealed from inside the capital city.

Emissaries for the dictator were even flown to Los Angeles last week to see if they could achieve some kind of deal with Ms Lohan but failed and returned to N. Korea unsuccessful in their mission.

Kim Jong Un wants to also erect a statue to Lindsay Lohan in Kim Il-sung Square, the main place where they have all those spectacular Soviet parades.

“Someone needs to break it to him that Lindsay Lohan only likes certain things, you know like bearded oysters. She certainly is not looking for a sweating obese megalomaniac dictator with a penchant for ordering executions at the drop of a hat,” another insider revealed.

U.S. Election: Will Dimpled Chads Rear Their Ugly Heads Again?

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It’s that election time again and many are expecting the same sort of chad drama as was witnessed during the Florida count in 2000.

“I can’t wait to see those dimpled chads and I been waiting four years for another dimple session,” Chad Briers, an election official told CBS news.

This year it could be down to the wire with Romney vs Obama in a dimpled chad showdown that could swing things for the right candidate.

“Dimpled chads, hanging chads, pregnant chads, ooh I can’t wait to wade into those chads come election time,” Jimmy Coursey, another vote official told ABC news.

Millions of Britons Mourn Death of Ceefax

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The revolutionary teletext service was finally switched off today and had been going since 1974.

“It was a bit like the internet but you’d have to wait for bloomin’ ages to get to the page you wanted. I look back with fondness at wanting to see page 8 when it was at page 9 out of 46. Or how about when you couldn’t get a good reception and everything would get garbled?” Lawrence Battledent, a Ceefax enthusiast told BBC news today.

Another Ceefax enthusiast recalled: “Even when the internet came along with its swish graphics and instant clicks, I would still go onto Ceefax to watch those pixelated lego graphics and read the news on it or check if my numbers ever came up on the lotto. Of course, they never did but never mind eh.”

RIP Ceefax at least you were better loved than that other BBC creation Jimmy Savile.