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America’s Founding Fathers Knew This Day Would Come

America was built on the premise of Freedom, Liberty and Justice. The Founding Fathers of the United States of America fought so hard for their nation, for their people. They would be truly appalled at what is happening now in their cherished land, where Freedom is being choked, where Liberty is being smothered, and where Justice is being subverted.

George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Benjamin Franklin, Samuel Adams, Thomas Paine, Alexander Hamilton, Gouverneur Morris, where are you now that your people need you so? Their spirits live only in the constitution of the United States but for how much longer?

How long can you, the people, stand by and watch the good decent American tenets that the Founding Fathers wrote, be torn up and thrown on the floor like a piece of trash? Are you going to stand there when they come to take away all of your freedom? Are you going to stand there when they tell you you are wrong to believe in Freedom, Justice and Liberty?

“Liberty, once lost, is lost forever” said John Adams.

And when they come for your guns remember these words from Thomas Paine: “It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government.”

As the TSA worker touches your young daughter, quote these words from James Madison out to the people standing in the checkpoint: “If tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will be under the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.”

The Founding Fathers knew what was coming and they prepared the American people for this very outcome, they knew that some day the very government that was meant to govern the people would be the tyranny that terrorises the people. They knew that eventually things have to be treated to get better, just like an illness, America is sick and the only doctor that can cure it is YOU the people. Don’t let the corrupt tyranny put you in a FEMA camp. Don’t let the corrupt hypocrites and liars tell you that you are wrong to believe in the goodness that you believe in. Don’t let these pirates who have taken over change the laws any more. YOU are the law. YOU the people are the law.


 

Thomas Jefferson knew what eventually happens in government when he said: “Experience hath shown that even under the best forms of government, those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.”

And to no end, he also meant it, when he said: “All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.”

America is silent now but for how long can the silence last?

Mass EU Third World Immigration Means Death of UK Welfare State

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“Britain’s post-war welfare state was created in an altogether different time. Unfortunately for it, it is in its final death throes as the unlimited immigration from the EU will kill it off completely within a few years. It does not take a rocket scientist to see that millions of very poor unskilled people who do not pay tax, coming to our shores, who expect to be given full care with their families will make the NHS, and Benefits system redundant,” Raymond Churchill, a senior Whitehall civil servant revealed on Friday.

Unelected officials in Brussels know full well that letting the UK take the burden of some of the EU’s poorest nations is a sure fire way of destroying Britain from the inside.

“We not only destroy the population demographic of the UK but we also destroy your cherished welfare state and then your economy. We also destroy your countryside, because you have to build over it to house the EU and Third World migrants. This is one way of ensuring that Britain is forced into the eurozone whether she likes it or not by destroying your coveted British class system, welfare state and culture,. Divide and conquer, as you used to call it, n’est pas?” an unelected EU technocrat told the BBC’s Newsnight from the EU parliament last week.

Once Britain’s welfare system is reduced to a bare bones limited system, there may be some civil unrest but this is a small price to pay for the UK taxpayers’ tax burden being relieved.

“In the UK one has to work for 295 days in the year before you make any money for yourself, and then you are free from tax burden. About 90% of that taxation you pay is shoring up the welfare state. If that huge burden goes, then you will actually work for something and not support people who do not want to work,” Alfred Mollison, 56, a self employed businessman from Leicestershire told the BBC.

U.S. Could Turn into Pumpkin After Midnight 31st December

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Obama is Cinderella. Boehner, Pelosi and Geithner are the three ugly sisters and America is the carriage going over the cliff. As for the glass slippers, those will be replaced by a pair of concrete boots for Obama when he is thrown feet first into a lake somewhere after the U.S. falls off its Fiscal Cliff.

“Everyone should be prepared for what is going to happen when the U.S. falls off the Fiscal Cliff. First things first, go buy yourselves a bucket load of lube because the every day citizen is going to get it up the ass. Forget about a pension, there won’t be one left when the Dow Jones is at 3,000. As for your jobs, well when you get laid off at least you will have your health huh?. Oh shoot, forget about that too, because your health insurance will be cancelled too. What about the cost of gas? Well, forget about driving because when the U.S. Dollar loses its Fiat currency status, then crude oil will have to be paid for with the same prices the rest of the world pays. We’re talking a 65% price hike, and with the distances Americans travel in our great land, you better get that pony and cart out and get back on the trail. Food is another issue, if you ain’t got a job, no income and the government can’t afford food stamps any more, what do you do then? I know, sell your guns to Obama’s goons for groceries to feed your starving family. God bless the American dream,” Earl Eisenhardt, a retired policeman from Prairie Falls, Wichita told local radio stations.

Ozzy Osbourne Birmingham Airport Plagued With Bats

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“Since we renamed Birmingham International airport honouring the famous Brummie Ozzy Osbourne, we’ve noticed a marked increase in the bat population. All we need now is Ozzy to fly in from his LA mansion so that he can bite the heads off the bats and reduce the population down a bit,” airport manager, Mr A. Crowley told the BBC.

The bats that have descended on the black painted airport have been seen flying in and out of the reversed pentagram windows but are deemed a hazard to planes landing at Ozzy Osbourne airport.

The amount of hard drugs that have passed through Ozzy Osbourne and Birmingham International Airport are also very similar and Mr Crowley argues that this is another good reason to rename the airport after the singer.

The man credited with renaming the airport after the famous singer, also wants to honour one of Ozzy’s daughters, Kelly Osbourne.

“There’s a pig farm right next to the airport, and we want to rename that Kelly’s Place, in honour of Kelly Osbourne who has been such a great inspiration to daytime TV and general pig fuckery,” Reggie Iommi, revealed yesterday.

Pope Benedict’s Message of Hope For New Year

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Pope Benedict will be expected in a few days to call on the faithful to contemplate on the New Year and how it will affect humanity.

His Supreme Holiness was wheeled out of the catacombs below the Vatican, where he is usually kept, to prepare the speech and ceremony bringing in 2013.

“I have been preparing my words carefully for the New Year celebrations. I would certainly not want to admit what I have really been doing in the catacombs deep below the Vatican, therefore I shall just talk about bits and bobs from one those chapters in the Holy Book?” the Holy Father said, sniggering wildly. 

The Supreme Pontiff also admitted that he sometimes feels the dark side of the Force raging through his body and he has uncontrollable bouts of bluish lightning jolting from his finger tips which can get somewhat bothersome during Catholic Mass.

Asked about the comparism between himself and Hitler, Pope Benedict said: “One was the leader of a fascist organisation which has tried to brainwash and indoctrinate the world with its far right ideology and the other is a Nazi.”

Cameron Stasi Snooper’s Charter to Spy on You

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Even under the oppressive regimes of the past like Stalin’s Russia or the Stasi’s East Germany has there never been such a wealth of information collected by a government to be used against its citizens as the British government is now doing with the Communications Data Bill.

David Cameron and his Liberal Democrat counterpart, Nick Clegg have ordered all communications providers to collect, store and provide access to information about emails, online conversations and texts for all citizens for a period of one year or more. The original bill was thought up by the previous socialist Labour party and is simply being adopted and adapted by David Cameron.

Not only will the government now have all of your data but the first section of the draft bill orders companies to collect specific datasets and any agency that wishes to utilise the data on any citizen as they wish, will be allowed to do so with little or no checks.

The second part of the bill allows any public body to acquire the data and utilise it in their operations or marketing techniques.

The third section of the snooper’s charter changes the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act (RIPA), repeals all other existing powers that involve retaining and disclosing communications data, and gives the Information Minister, the Interception of Communications Commissioner, and the Investigatory Powers Tribunal the responsibility for scrutinizing the implementation of these powers.

The Leveson-inspired Thought Police will punish any citizens who are guilty of Thought Crimes and give the UK government broad powers to order any communications provider to collect and disclose communications data by any means. Black boxes will be ordered to be installed on ISPs networks, which will enable relevant government bodies to have access to communications data. That represents a fundamental shift to general mass surveillance of the population outsourced to the private sector. In fact, the proposals will lead to the creation of a database of a wide range of information about people’s communications.

Already the data generated through the use of social surveillance services like Facebook, Google and Twitter reveals far more about people than their phone records to the UK governmental agencies and public bodies but the UK agencies want even more indepth data.

The clincher, is that there will be no external oversight of access requests and any governmental officer who wishes to access citizen data may do so without any checks.

Anyone who says anything that criticises government policy or is deemed as a radical will thus be able to be targeted by their data and location as well as who they speak to. This will give the government broad powers to seek out any form of dissent and stamp it out immediately much like is done in oppressive totalitarian communistic regimes like China.

Not only will the new Communications Data Bill be used to clamp down on all forms of privacy in the UK but it will be also paid for by the taxpayer.

With a conservative estimate of £2.9 billion for the draconian scheme, the taxpayer will foot the bill for their own incarceration in Prison Britain.

The Iron Curtain has dropped over the UK thanks to the Coalition government and from now on every citizen in the UK can say goodbye to their already limited freedom.

As the UK government is also planning to introduce road tolls on every road in the UK, this will mean that all road vehicles will have to have a black box fitted on the vehicles, or be tracked with auto number plate recognition cameras, so they can be charged and their every journey tracked and logged.

And don’t worry, Obama is bringing the same thing to America soon.

Yanks Threaten to Deport Piers Moron Back to UK

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Unpopular Piers Moron was a welcome exile from Britain when he was invited to ruin CNN’s ratings, but there is a real danger that he might be deported from America to Britain soon because the Americans are slowly waking up to what a smarmy unlikeable little shister he is.

The British Home Office fears that the repulsive Piers Moron coming back to our shores could cause mass public panic and vomiting in the streets.

“In no circumstances do we want that c**t back here in Blighty. If he does come back here we will intercept the plane and maybe send it to Syria or Iran. Somewhere far away and dangerous where Moron can smile his smarmy shit-stirring smile at other people and possibly get a bout of fatal malaria. Every time I see his face or hear his voice I start punching furniture or anything around me, he is so bloody annoying!” a senior Home Office manager told the BBC.

Was Piers Moron sent to America as a form of punishment for the Americans?

There is some speculation that Whitehall engineered the Piers Moron American trip to annoy the American populace and create mass discord across the Atlantic.

“What counts is we got rid of the nasty little toe rag and our aim is for him to stay with our Yankee cousins forever,” a Westminster media insider revealed.

With a White House petition topping 75,000 signatures to deport Moron back to the UK, a Number10 poll has received 85,000 signatures to keep him in the US.

French Cheese Mountain in Belgium Attributed to Depardieu

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“Depardieu likes his fromage! All 450 tonnes of the stuff, he had it delivered from France yesterday, they put it all in a warehouse right next to his newly acquired mansion,” Gaston Thibaut, the Belgian minister for agriculture told the Sud Presse newspaper.

French cheese officials were furious that the actor had relinquished France of so much cheese.

“We want our fromage back. We don’t care how much Depardieu paid for it, he is a traitor to France and he owes us 75% of his income,” Jean-Pierre Arnaud, the French minister of cheese told French TV networks last night.

Unpopular socialist French prime minister Francois Hollande even tried to personally intervene yesterday by trying to organise a blockade of the Depardieu cheese convoy of 42 trucks but could not gather much support.

“Depardieu loves his fromage Français, what can we dire? Il est un héros Français pour défier la imbecile Hollande and nous support pleinement,” a French cheese maker told a local radio station in Auvergne.

U.S. Gun Ban Could Make Americans Less Friendly Say Experts

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“When an American greets you, they’re probably packing some heavy weaponry and could blow you away at any moment. Therefore they’re content at that very fact and will be happy and smile at you. If you however took away the guns, then there could be a different story. Like, they could be seriously angry, they might be rude because they know they don’t have a gun and can’t shoot so many holes in you that you’d resemble a piece of frickin’ Swiss cheese,” psychologist Dr. Derrick Granthalstein, who is head of the project revealed in his latest research.

The study which was compiled over six years and collated data from over 200,000 Americans is the most intensive study on American gun culture yet.

“That’s why Americans are so loud and brash when they’re on their holidays abroad. They don’t have their guns so they panic. They might be in a cafe in Paris and someone accidentally pushes a chair back too far bumping the glass of wine on the table. The American immediately reaches into his pocket for a Smith and Wesson .357 Magnum but instead comes up with a travel brochure of the Left Bank. He is furious, he gets up and starts talking really loudly and shouting. Immediately he has been exposed as an American without a gun and everyone just tuts and they get on with what they were doing,” Dr. Granthalstein added.

Sadly, after releasing the new research findings on Thursday, Dr. Granthalstein was shot and killed in a fast food drive-in restaurant because he did not drive through fast enough to get his burger.

Cowell Raw Sewage Injections Taking Toll

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Appearing on fellow Brit Piers Moron’s CNN showbiz ratings disaster show, Cowell started exhibiting odd behaviour as his face started to gloop and wilt, then bloat in some areas, almost like a blancmange or a terrified piece of jelly.

“I had another shit injection this morning, they pump it fresh from the sewer under my skin. I need to keep on top of my game because I’m polluting the entertainment industry with so much raw faeces it stands to reason that I should also have it pumped daily into my body,” Cowell told Moron before burping loudly.

“Have you let one go Simon? Ooph! It smells like poop!” a terrified looking Piers Moron questioned during the frank and revealing interview.

“No, I just burped,” Cowell replied trying to smile through his bloated face.

During the second segment of the interview, Simon Cowell started to talk about how his talent shows now dominate all forms of entertainment in the media and how his ‘artists’ have taken over the whole industry, when some brown liquid started seeping from his hairline. Immediately a studio worker handed Cowell a handkerchief, but the brown liquid kept coming and coming.

“Toilet paper and a bucket stat!” the studio hand shouted with abject panic in her voice.

The Piers Moron show audience were speedily evacuated as the sewage fumes engulfed the studio and filming was halted immediately.

“We put a bucket under his face but the sewage and flies kept coming, so we evacuated the studio,” a senior CNN production assistant revealed later on.