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Cameron to Feed His Kids GMO Food

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He’s already lost one child, why not the others? Surely, this rather cruel jibe by an anti-GMO food lobbyist is below the belt, but is it warranted under the circumstances of the toxic nature of GMO?

The Prime Minister said he wanted to foster a “pro-science culture” in the UK by feeding his own children GMO foods, in other words he had received orders from Monsanto and the US that he had to push through the ‘Frankenstein Food’ that will increase levels of cancer and present food to the public with little or no nutritional value.

The comments come ahead of a major speech by Environment secretary Owen Paterson on Thursday next week which is set to signal a change in GM policy.

“The amount of pesticides that are pumped into GMO foods are deadly and may increase crop yield but invariably leach into the food. We’re talking seriously carcinogenic toxins that will poison the populations even further. Genetically modified food also serves another purpose, it weakens the populations because the base nutrients are taken out of the food. This is why we are having a dumbed down population explosion because kids are not getting the necessary nutrients for normal brain growth. This is why we are getting an explosion in untreatable cancers, autism in kids and deficient health. The elite, of course do not eat GMO and they get their water from different supplies to the rest of the population,” a Health Ministry worker revealed yesterday.

The Coalition has allowed small-scale cultivation trials for GM food and are now planning widespread GMO crop cultivation.

Mr Cameron added: “Science always has the answer to population control. Remember what Zbigniew Brzezinski said ‘it is infinitely easier to to kill a million people than to control a million people. It is easier to kill than to control….’ and this is what GMO does — it kills slowly but surely.”

20th Century Fox Film Review ‘Farewell My Little Concubine’

The latest Rom-Com from Fox will have you glued to the edge of your seat, just don’t forget the tube of super glue when you go to the cinema.

The plot revolves around an 82-year-old media tycoon who pays for a young concubine for one night but ends up keeping her for a little while longer before discarding her.

‘Farewell My Little Concubine’ is a tour de force of amazing power struggles, a hacking espionage flick showcasing an empire’s rise and decline plus some amazing fight scenes as the beautiful concubine protects her ageing master during a court hearing.

“I went to see this film and thought it was awful, especially the part where the concubine was ordered to clean her master’s balls before a press conference. I mean, did they have to show that? Was it really necessary?” a shocked cinema-goer at a test screening revealed yesterday.

Thankfully ‘Farewell My Little Concubine’ will be scheduled for general release in 2035 or maybe never.

If You Ever Lose Your Bookmarks At Least Now You Can Just Ask the NSA

“I had a problem with my HD and wiped everything last night by mistake. I had all my financial records on there for my company and some crucial templates. Well, I just called the NSA and they sent me an up-to-date copy of everything from last night. This is incredible, thank you so much,” Dean Albright, 57, a CEO of an online bakery in Chicago told CNN.

These are truly amazing times we are living in now where your every move is tracked, logged and stored for generations to come.

“I phoned the CIA up and told them I lost all my browser bookmarks going back to 2010. They sent me a monthly report of everything I’d been up to since that time, and an analysis of my surfing habits as well as a prediction of what I would be up to within the next week. To say I was gobsmacked is putting it lightly,” George Orwell, told CBS Tech news last night.

Islamist Turkey PM Wants to Outlaw Belly Dancing Girls

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Since Erdogan’s Islamist party has been in power, the country has reverted from its secular nature and now resembles Iran.

“We are now living under a Totalitarian Islamic Dictatorship with women going around with head scarves and any dissent to the state or Islam being punished severely.

“The founder of modern Turkey modernised the country to look West and break the restrictive shackles of religion, but now this Erdogan guy is taking us back to the dark ages.

“The way forward is not in slavery, but free thought, free speech and most of all freedom to dress how we please,” an unarmed Turkish woman said before being tear gassed in the face by some thugs in uniform.

 

By reverting the nation socially and morally back to Medieval Islamic practices and customs, Erdogan is going against the grain of progress.

Some say that it is the EU’s fault by dangling the carrot of EU membership for so long, there is no way in hell the EU ‘Crusaders’ would ever allow a Muslim nation into the fold.

Therefore, Erdogan is now looking East, and economically the prospects have been better but there is a big price to pay culturally and the country’s secular roots.

While Greece and other parts of Europe are now in serious financial dire straits, Turkey’s economy is steaming ahead and they are making deals with non-EU nations, but for how much longer can they sustain the economic rise with daily riots?

“Instead of acting like Khomeini, Erdogan should be acting like the Shah. Religion should be for the home and mosque not pushed down our throats everywhere. Don’t go backwards into the darkness but go forwards into the light and most of all don’t mess with the Turkish belly dancing chicks on telly,” an angry anti-dictatorship protestor, Ali Abdullah, 39, said from Taksim Square, Istanbul, yesterday before being dragged away and beaten to a pulp by security officials.

Dubya Wasn’t So Bad After All

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“I miss George W. Bush because at least you knew where you stood with him. With this Obamo guy, he’s a two faced liar who is cooking the books behind the scenes. Bush was a mass murdering dumbass, but we all knew that and I think he knew that too. He didn’t pretend to be anything else. Obamo is a yella lyin’ mass murdering coward who has more faces than a three way mirror. Bring back Bush I say,” a Democrat voter told CNN yesterday.

The disenchantment with president Obama is so troublesome to the president’s office that they are now in emergency mode.

“When George W. Bush is more popular than Obama, you know something is seriously wrong. I mean we got alarm bells going off here and no one is frickin’ doing anything,” a Democrat campaigner revealed today from Capitol Hill.

Obama went from walking on water to something that resembles a dog mess on your shoe.

“The president is shrinking. Every day he is revealed to be an idiot, a liar with no integrity and a downright fake. How long can this moron hide behind his teleprompter?” another ex-Democrat voter revealed.

NSA Snooping: People Now Turning to Carrier Pigeons For Everyday Correspondence

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“I’ve got nothing to hide but I just don’t like the fact that every word I write is logged and I am tracked everywhere. Now if I want to write something, it is very simple, I write it on a piece of paper in code and send it via carrier pigeon to any of my friends. It usually gets to them in one day but depending on distance, it can be quite a wait to get an answer. I value my privacy and no scumbag commie bastard is going to stop that,” Elizabeth Dredger, told Fox News.

All across the United States people are learning about carrier pigeons.

Carrier Pigeons have been used throughout history and before the advent of radio, carrier pigeons were frequently used on the battlefield as a means for a mobile force to communicate with a stationary headquarters. In the 6th century BC, Cyrus, king of Persia, used carrier pigeons to communicate with various parts of his empire.

During the 19th-century Franco-Prussian War, besieged Parisians used carrier pigeons to transmit messages outside the city; in response, the besieging German Army employed hawks to hunt the pigeons. 

The First and Second World Wars were no exception, carrier pigeons were used to transport messages back to their home coop behind the lines.

A carrier pigeon’s job was dangerous. Nearby enemy soldiers often tried to shoot down pigeons, knowing that released birds were carrying important messages. Some of these pigeons became quite famous among the infantrymen they worked for. One pigeon, named “The Mocker”, flew 52 missions before he was wounded. Another, named “Cher Ami”, was injured in the last week of World War I. Though she lost her foot and one eye, her message got through, saving a large group of surrounded American infantrymen.

 “Catch the pigeon”

Upon hearing of the carrier pigeons, the dastardly President Obama is now trying to thwart the use of carrier pigeons because of his push to stop all forms of free and private conversation. He has ordered special carrier pigeon traps and will fine anyone who uses a carrier pigeon or send them to prison for attempted free speech.

“You are all enemies of the state now. I have ordered the NSA to shoot down any carrier pigeons and my drones will be patrolling the skies. We cannot have citizens of my tyranny talking in private. We must log and analyse your every action, your every word should be in a database to be kept forever. We already have vast files on every citizen and we will not stop until all carrier pigeons are eliminated,” Mr Obama said from the White House Rose Garden, before a passing pigeon left a gooey white splat on his head.

Even Al Fayed Visits Prince Philip in Hospital

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“I got to visit my fuggin’ friend because the royals don’t. Okay, he hates me really but I like the fuggin’ old boot, he was maybe driving that mysterious white Fiat in Paris but I forgive him for that too. I don’t own Harrods anymore but I got him a fuggin’ expensive fuggin’ hamper full of fuggin’ booze he like,” Mohamed Al Fayed said after the visit.

It is rumoured that Mr Al-Fayed also stuffed a few brown envelopes in the Prince’s hamper in his bid for British citizenship.

“No I fugging well did not,” Mr Fayed said outside the hospital before being whisked away in a Bentley.

Obama: “It’s Great to Read Peoples’ Private Emails and Social Networking Stuff”

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It’s not exactly a revelation that the NSA, CIA and every other agency under the sun has had carte blanche with your digital data, but what will be more startling in the next few days, weeks, months and years is the fact that people will carry on using these governmental data collection devices because they are now completely hooked on them.

The Daily Squib was writing about Social Surveillance three years ago, and we’ve already discussed the drawbacks of smartphones and how the internet is being threatened by corporate government.

Household Names are Involved Heavily

“People don’t actually care any more that all their data is logged and stored in Utah or GCHQ in the UK. It’s a form of apathy that indicates a social shift in populations across the globe, where people are controlled to such a level within their programmed consumerist rage, that there is no going back for them. All your household friendly software/hardware companies are in league and are part of the Industrial Military Complex. They are all fronts for the government. If you think about it, the government has full rights to appropriate your data from these companies, because they essentially own them. The Government owns the land, they helped these companies rise up and they made damn sure these companies got all the breaks and green lights to succeed. The friendly face of Zuckerberg smiles at you whilst wearing flip flops from the Facebook head quarters, hey there’s no way he would mean you any harm. Well, you’re wrong, and it is truly harmful that a cowardly pawn like Zuckerberg is playing with and selling your data to whichever agency he pleases. That is wrong, and a dreadful cynical as well as evil thing to do. When are people going to realise that what is going on is intrinsically evil? These companies are demonic in nature, they may have innocent angelic façades, but they are rotten to the core inside. Well, now that it is official about the PRISM project, why not look into the future and see what will change? Nothing!” a citizen concerned about his privacy told a mainstream news reporter before being heavily edited out.

Tim Berners Lee, the creator of the World Wide Web, said a few words about the aspirations of controlling the internet yesterday, maybe he himself reads the Squib.

10 Lists of Internet List Article Lists That Are Pointless and Will Annoy You

 

 

 

 

1) 5 Reasons Why This List of 5 Things Someone knocked Up and Posted on a Blog is Similar to 5 Other Articles on the Same Subject But Repeated in a Different Manner on Other Sites.

2) This List Article Lists 10 of the Latest Gadgets That You Must Buy Right Now

3) 10 Photos of Funny Incidents Taken From Google Images

4) 15 Keyword Rich Things Listed as a List Cleverly Disguised to Go Up Google’s Search Engine In the Vain Hope It Goes Viral

5) Just 2 Things in a List Article Which Of Course is Not Much of a List Really

6) 4 Reasons Why You Are Reading This List Right Now

7) 10 Lists on a Site Encapsulated Within a Venn Diagram of Things That You Really Need to Know But Never Knew You Did

8) Schindlers List

9) A List of a List of a List

10) This List

Why You’ve Got to Do Your Job Well So You can Pay Other Peoples’ Benefits

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“You’re not working hard enough. You need to do longer hours for less pay so that the habitual benefits families around Britain can enjoy a luxurious lifestyle with their 3D TVs at your expense,” Nigel Ramley, a government spokesman for the Work Harder For Others initiative told the BBC.

As Tax Freedom Day gets further and further back every year, soon workers may find themselves celebrating it on New Year’s Eve.

“I want to make thousands of pounds and work for others to benefit from my work. It is my responsibility to work and have the majority of my salary taken from me and given to people who refuse to work,” a man from Putney, West London said as he started another gruelling work day at a Law firm in the City.

As the radio buzzes away in the background, do listen to the government public service announcements on a permanent loop telling you about the importance of working in a job so that you can pay the benefits and NHS bills of millions of other people every year of your working life.

“Off the record, It’s good to work, but remember to find a tax haven when you really start making money, otherwise you might as well not be working,” a specialist and very expensive accountant revealed.