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When the Stock Market Crash Comes Be Sure to Wear a Helmet

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How to be prepared for the coming stock market crash that will wipe out trillions from the economy?

First things first, get a helmet and put it on, this is going to be a bumpy stock market ride as not only your pension, investments, property and bank account will be next to worthless but the knock on effect on the social structure will be devastating.

The printing of money that has been going on for years is a false way of supposedly increasing the value of the economy and is a big lie, therefore it is simple physics that if you stop the big lie, sooner or later the truth is revealed.

“It is generally acknowledged that the great boom of the 1920s began around July, 1921, after a year or more of sharp recession, and ended about July, 1929. Production and business activity began to decline in July, 1929, although the famous stock market crash came in October of that year. The total money supply of the country, began with $45.3 billion on June 30,1921 and reckoning the total, along with its major constituents roughly semi-annually thereafter. Over the entire period of the boom, we find that the money supply increased by $28.0 billion, a 61.8 percent increase over the eight-year period. This is an average annual increase of 7.7 percent, a very sizeable degree of inflation. Total bank deposits increased by 51.1 percent, savings and loan shares by 224.3 percent, and net life insurance policy reserves by 113.8 percent. The major increases took place in 1922–1923, late 1924, late 1925, and late 1927. The abrupt levelling off occurred precisely when we would expect—in the first half of 1929, when bank deposits declined and the total money supply remained almost constant.” Murray Newton Rothbard.

Stock market blues

This may seem rather upbeat talking about a terrible situation that will occur however it is good advice. Remember to have a big suitcase or wheelbarrow handy soon because your money will be pretty much worthless when the big one hits. Now, there is a way to invest in stock without actually buying them – you only have to predict the market direction. According to binaryoptionsaustralia.com – a binary options broker review site, there are many licensed and trustworthy brokers where you can get started with a low deposit. You will need a wheelbarrow to take the thousands of dollars or pounds to the shop to purchase a loaf of bread. the thing is, when you get to the shops with your wheelbarrow, there will not be anything on the shelves. There’s definitely nothing funny about this scenario, because when it does happen, if you had already read this article, you will realise that you knew what was coming but you did not prepare well enough by buying food and stockpiling.

The reason that QE could not go on forever is because the falsely ‘recovered’ economy is in dire straits really and they just cannot keep the sham going any more.

Henry Kissinger once said: “Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people.” When there is no food on the shelves anymore and your money is worthless, then they own you lock stock and barrel. It does not matter which social strata you are from or how many A-levels you have or what job you used to have or if you think you own a home, when you have nothing to eat then everyone is the same.

People like to think we are now living in a civilisation however three days without food or water can change things drastically. If one has studied ancient cultures and history throughout mankind’s supposed ascent, you will realise that people never change, however many human rights laws they bring out, people are still deep down racist, ignorant oafs and when anarchy reigns, people become lower than animals in a bid for survival.

The socialist states that are now in charge in the West have made people dependant on the state to such a level that pretty much every life decision is dictated by the government and this level of dependency was planned all along. People will still clamour for the state when they are the ones killing you.

The stock market crash of 2008 was a mere tremor, a pre-shock to what is to come, as the New World Order engineered itself to shake off the Old World Order. To move forward one must first destroy the old system because it is not workable any more. The post-consumerist society will be more efficient and will not require the mindless consumers of today. The ones who engineer the economic collapse are all too happy to see the destruction, because out of chaos comes order — Ordo ab Chao.

You can prepare by stocking up with emergency supplies and be prepared to flee to a secluded place away from the cities. Any city around the world is simply a holding pen for humans, it can be isolated by troops easily as they do their dirty work.

When the stock market crashes, you will most probably need weapons, as you will need to protect your family and food supplies from the roaming hungry mob once you escape the cities. If you live near neighbours, never tell them you are hoarding food or where you keep this stash.

The Illuminated ones know full well that most people can only cope with two or three crisis at the same time. This is why they will bring wave after wave onto the common people maybe including lab created deadly viruses. They have already weakened the populations by tainting the nutritionless food and water supplies with chemical laden poisons, sprayed them from the air, attacked them economically and plied them with gadgets to keep them from thinking about what is really going on. The art of war is in preparation, and if one follows the patterns of occurrences globally, you will see over time how well organised the system is. There are no borders anymore, there have not been for a very long time when it comes to the highest echelons.

The symbolic nature of September 11 at the beginning of the century was a signal of things to come and the urgency with which they need to work to achieve their great work through immaculate technique and planning.

Why do you think President Obama is playing golf all the time? He knows there is no hope, and there is nothing he can do to change anything. The false game of democracy is simply one of duping the people with two opposing factions working for the same goal. If there is one single party, then there is a constant threat of revolution. If you have two supposed warring parties on the same team, then people do not think they are being fooled.

Fake U.S. Terror Announcements Justify NSA Snooping

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“Now you don’t mind being snooped on so much do you, huh, huh, huh?” the NSA chief said then he added, “We just saved your asses from fake terrorist attacks that were never going to happen by unknown terrorists and stuff.”

A man from Devoyne, North Texas said: “Is it safe to come out from under the table now?”

Many in the Chicago metro area were holed up in basements all night and day yesterday local news stations were reporting.

In New York city a woman was so scared that she could not talk.

Al Blone, a terror expert from the Pentagon said: “This shit keeps people on their toes. We bring these announcements out to liven people up a bit. You got to keep looking over your shoulder, you can’t sleep and suspect everyone and everything. It’s great, for us it’s entertainment, for you though, it’s fear. We love it. Just enjoy the moment folks. As long as you don’t think about the economy, we’re happy.”

Obama Says Americans Should Pay Country’s $70 Trillion Debt With Yard Sales

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“Listen to me, I’m only going to say this once. We’re going to get out of this $70 trillion debt mess once and for all. I want every American to get everything they own then sell it. We can get out of this debt hole, yes we can,” Mr Obama said before getting on Air Force One for a day trip to Disney Land with his family.

The plan for a massive sell off of everything that American citizens own, some analysts say may still come up short.

“We might raise $8 trillion. We would have to also take your pay checks and all your pensions. I don’t know where this Obama guy is coming from? He’s frickin’ nuts,” an Federal Reserve auditor told CNN on Monday.

Queen Wows Athletics Fans at Commonwealth Event

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Coverage from the BBC shows the Queen utilising some astounding javelin throwing skills that truly wowed the assembled crowd at a local Bridgetown athletics event.

The Queen, who popped in to the event on a surprise visit, was given a gold medal for an amazing 56.4m throw.

Errol Graham, 43, was at the athletics event on a day out with his family when he saw the Queen’s stupendous javelin throw.

“We were sitting there and suddenly out of the stadium came the Queen of England. I thought I was dreaming and the kids loved it. She threw the javelin even further than our local boy. Absolutely wonderful it was.”

Prince Philip was on good form too by quipping: “Next she’ll be turning into a bloody Zulu.”

The Royal entourage were on an excursion after relaxing at the island’s 5 star St Moritz villa. Next stop on the royal tour is Jamaica and maybe Her Majesty will show Usain Bolt a thing or two about running the 100m.

Enjoy the Rolling Hills of the English Countryside While You Still Can

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The ancient lanes trodden by centuries of Britons, the stone walls extending over the lush green fields and assortment of trees that have seen Britain’s astoundingly rich history, they will all be flattened, as will the thousand year churches and tiny hamlets.

When the bulldozers come they will dig the fields and lay down concrete for the affordable housing schemes required to house EU and Third World immigration as well as shale gas fracking workers. The educated and professional EU residents stay in their countries, we only get the detritous, and thus our countryside will bear the brunt of Britain being in the EU. You cannot fight progress the politicians will say, but nothing can justify what they plan to do to the countryside just so that Britain can stay in the EU.

“These country lanes buzzing with bees and wildlife, the dark satanic mills and rolling hills and babbling brooks will not be needed any more. There will be soviet-era style apartment blocks put here to accommodate the massive influx of poor former soviet bloc immigrants now in the EU who will invariably have more children and breed by the dozen. As Britain’s ageing original inhabitants die off, they will be replaced by the only people breeding these days, the immigrants and uneducated white benefits families,” social historian, Giles Brandbreth, told the Daily Mail.

A government spokesman said: “We need to build social housing schemes not only for the millions of EU immigrants we are hosting but for their children as well. This is why it is imperative that we accelerate the fracking shale gas operations because energy will be needed for the millions of extra families. As for the NHS and free schooling Britons have enjoyed for the best part of half a century, you can kiss that goodbye because the 29 million extra Bulgarians and Romanians who will be coming here in 2014 will destroy the already crumbling stretched welfare system once and for all. Visiting your local GP will cost you an arm and a leg, literally. So don’t forget, we’ll be increasing taxes so you can pay for all these enhancements.”

Twitter Trolls Found Under Waterloo Bridge

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Detective Inspector Grant Bacon of the Metropolitan Police revealed the details of the Twitter troll swoop this evening.

“The Met e-crimes unit was directed to Waterloo Bridge utilising sophisticated computer equipment and satellite navigation devices costing millions of pounds paid for by the UK taxpayer. We then proceeded to arrest the offending Twitter trolls as they continued to broadcast offensive tweets to distressed women in the Twitterverse. The aforementioned trolls were then subsequently removed from under the bridge and taken to Belmarsh prison to be held at her Majesty’s pleasure. If we find any more Twitter offenders, we will locate you under the bridges where you congregate and prosecute you for causing Twitter distress.”

According to the police report, a huddle of Twitter trolls were under the bridge at the time of the arrest all trying to troll female journalists with vile trolling messages. Some, even after being handcuffed, were still trying to troll using their smartphones, such was their trolling vigour.

An ex-Twitter troller explained to the BBC how they operate: “We all find a bridge and once under a bridge, we have to troll. The bridge can be anywhere, I’ve heard even as far as Aberystwyth. If we see the rozzers, it don’t matter, we just carry on trolling and trolling and trolling. I’ve stopped now after extensive therapy, but I still dream of it. Aaaargh! AAAaargh! I’m feeling a trolling relapse. Got to fight it. That fu**ing bitch. Pound note? Fifty pound note!!”

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Are Solar Flares Still Stuck in the Seventies?

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“We have seen the solar flares, and some of these things are gigantinc bell bottoms streaking through the freaking sky all over the damn place. Some solar flares seem to dance around, like something from Saturday Night Fever, and others clop around the sun with something that looks like a platform shoe,” chief solar scientist, Ed Danitz, told CBS news.

There is a danger that some of these Studio 54 solar flares could somehow reach the earth causing EMP disco magic.

How the English Were Defeated Without One Single Shot Fired

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“The Second World War was fought for nothing, and Britain never defeated Germany. Those soldiers in WW2 fought and died for absolutely nothing, and the bravery of the British people throughout those trying years have all but been lost to Germany now. The English have all but capitulated to their great enemy, for what was once their foe is now their master, they have won the economic war without one single shot and now they are the ones dictating our laws, our economic policy and our lives. As David Cameron’s great great grandfather, Emile Levita would have said, the job is done,” John Smith, one of the only remaining Englishmen in his hometown said Friday.

Cambridge historian, Bradley Wigmore has a less abrasive tone: “One has to first understand that the first two wars were financed by British and American banks, they financed the Nazis and their military build up. The purpose of the two wars was simply to divide and conquer. It is a very simple concept, through the instrument of war one can speed through changes that need to be made to conquer opposing nations. By the use of nationalism as a tool, one can play two sides together to increase the velocity of global change and assimilation. We have to understand that the controllers think in 100 year increments, most every day people can only barely think 5 years ahead. States, multi-national companies and the people above the State, plan in 100 or 200 year increments. Hitler himself was thinking in 1000 year increments with his 1000 year Reich. Well, to get to the point, those two world wars (battles) were simply the precursor for the United Nations and EU. Britain supposedly won the battles, they were a token, but the war has definitely been won by Germany and the EU. Britain will still exist in small form, but its cultural heritage and union will be a thing of the past. Nationalism will be punished, as it is now on almost a daily basis. You are EU now not English or British.”

The EU has achieved more though non-military means than Hitler ever hoped to achieve. Hitler was simply a pawn in a much bigger game.

Simple Solution Found For Twitter Hysteria: “If You Can’t Handle It Get Off It”

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“It’s quite simple really, if your sensibilities are offended in any way by being on Twitter or the internet, just get off it. That’s it. Delete your account and do something else that is more attune to your personality. But please don’t shut it down for all the rest just because you were offended or have a thin skin,” an internet freedom advocator revealed today.

By utilising the spectre of illegal pictures to ban all forms of legal naughtiness, as well as shut down large parts of the internet with censorship of anything that is deemed as unpalatable to the people trying to destroy freedom of speech or expression, is in itself dangerous to society and culture.

“What these feminists are essentially doing is trying to shut off the natural male psyche. If they win their crusade, men who are already marginalised and attacked in British society on a daily basis, will fall further to even higher levels of emasculation. It is a well known Soviet, Socialist method of operation, where men are made to feel guilty for liking the female form. Once they shut down that part of the internet, there will be a totalitarian concrete wall over the internet where anything that is not deemed to celebrate socialist state policies will be censored. This limits freedom of expression and the freedom to protest perceived injustices as well as limiting the furtherance of knowledge and understanding of the human condition,” professor of Societal and Cultural studies at Reading University, Bartholomew Herring, told the Telegraph.

If you don’t like something, do something else. Simple.