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Gaza Latest: Israel Now Bombing Rubble into Rubble

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GAZA LATEST: “If we see any movement in the bombed rubble, we bomb that until the rubble is even smaller pieces of rubble,” a senior IDF officer revealed to Haaretz news.

How small rubble should be bombed in the Palestinian enclave is not yet known, but some commentators think that the Israelis want to make sand.

“If you bomb the rubble constantly, eventually it becomes sand. I suppose the entirety of Gaza may become one big sandy beach where tourists can come and hotels can be built,” an Israeli real estate magnate in Tel Aviv commented during a TV interview.

It’s all understandable, though, mess with the bull — get the horns. If it were not for the Hamas idiots egged on by shit-stirrers in Iran, none of this shit would be happening. By stoking the wrath of Israel, Hamas has brought ruin on the already ruined Palestinian people who in 75 years have squandered their time in building up their cities with the most basic services instead using the billions of foreign aid they receive to spend on rockets and weapons purchased from Afghanistan after the botched Biden exit which left billions of dollars of high-end US weapons in the country.

Greta Thunberg Training to be Hamas Suicide Bomber

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“I am moving to Iran to be trained to be a Hamas suicide bomber. The good thing about this is that they use sustainable materials to create the vests and once the explosives are detonated my remains will be biodegradable, offsetting my carbon footprint,” Greta Thunberg told the BBC on Monday.

The Swedish climate activist has sided with Hamas terrorists and is willing to be trained in Jihadist terrorist techniques to be a Hamas suicide bomber by specialist Iranian instructors in creating terror in the Middle East and Israel. The activist will also be schooled in Jihadist ideology and how to press the button to detonate the vest.

“We welcome Greta to our Hamas and Hezbollah training camp in Iran. She will be given training in many techniques on creating terror, genocide and eradicating Israelis,” Abdul Hosseini, an Iranian terror operative, revealed to the Tehran Times.

“All I need is my veggie Swedish meatballs, some mashed potato and a little gravy and I will be okay in Tehran. It is going to be fun, I can’t wait to try out the suicide bomb vest,” Thunberg told BBC News.

Greta Thunberg has also been told by Iranian Shiite clerics that she will get 72 Nobel Peace awards when she goes to heaven after detonation.

The Social Media Model That Caused War, Chaos, Polarisation

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When social media first appeared on the scene, the Daily Squib immediately noted how the exploitative system was inherently a tool for governmental surveillance of the population, intrusive, totalitarian in nature and essentially a politically charged mechanism creating increased levels of polarisation which could easily be manipulated to create chaos and discord as well as misinformation. Looks like we were right.

Populations around the globe are now more polarised than ever, we now are seeing the rewards of social networks with increased war, discord, chaos and uprisings.

The people responsible for this foray into pandemonium simply do not care about the consequences of their actions in the first place. They are happily profiting off using the masses as cash cows of content for their platforms, whilst reaping huge payouts from advertising and selling off user data to marketing managers and governmental intelligence agencies.

If you at any point in time put up a profile of yourself using your real name and details, you are not only a fucking idiot but have now been compromised for eternity on the World Wide Web. Not only are you a sucker, but your every move, every action and every thought is tracked, logged and used against you. Teenagers do and say silly things, this is a natural process of growing up, however do you really want all of your teenage angst and embarrassing gaffs to haunt you for the rest of your life. Adults do and say silly things, now your every brain fart can be used against you at any time in the future leading you to lose your job, be labelled unjustly, judged and convicted all without any legal court involved.

People are now visited in the middle of the night by state police officers, dragged out of their beds and never seen again simply because of a social media post they may have written many years ago which is now deemed as bad. This happens a lot in places like China and Russia, and even in the West. Social media companies readily help the CCP or any other totalitarian repressive regime to have their citizens arrested simply for voicing their right to speech.

What was touted as bringing humans further together and opening up cultural barriers has been the exact opposite, and now humanity is paying the price for social media proliferation. The majority of the population have been tricked into joining social media now, and have compromised themselves for life. It is nigh on impossible to extricate the data mined from you and your behaviour, and you will be stuck for life/labelled/pigeonholed/judged and exploited within the quick sand of the social media swamp.

To have a modicum of privacy these days is the new frontier for humanity, which has effectively been eviscerated, raped and exploited beyond comprehension by Silicon Valley dictators and control freaks. The nerds certainly had their revenge, that’s for sure, and the world is paying the price for their punishment called “social media”.

Thanks to social media and networks we are now condemned to a cycle of increased war, violence, chaos and polarisation rising at an exponential level year on year.

Jeremy Hunt and Sunak to Blame For Tory Election Defeat

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Instead of capitalising on Brexit and bigging-up the economy, these two miscreants Jeremy Hunt and Sunak have not only fucked over the Tories but killed off Brexit. If you can’t understand that increasing taxes and fomenting a great depression in the economy is not a good thing, then you’re a Jeremy Hunt (_unt). Tory election defeat is now a certainty.

Deterring business, punishing small business, punishing start-ups, deterring foreign business, high taxation, high inflation, are just some of the mistakes this insolent government have perpetrated on Britain.

Again, it will be up to Reform UK to show the socialist Tories in their Tory election defeat how things are done. Over half of the former Tory voters and Brexiteers have moved there.

Sunak ruined Britain’s economy whilst he was Chancellor by borrowing trillions to furlough failing businesses during a lockdown that should never have happened. If the need for a lockdown during the pandemic was so great, it effectively eviscerated the entire economy. Failing businesses should have been allowed to fail, instead they were propped up at huge cost to the taxpayer. The socialists Jeremy Hunt and Sunak are in no way Tories and should be in the Labour Party. Furlough cash that was handed out by the trillion was lost to fraudsters and written off by Sunak.

Jeremy Hunt needed to put a pair of electrodes on Britain’s gonads to kickstart the economy (Truss’s idea which was ruined by Remainers) by lowering taxes and reducing business red tape, reducing or killing off VAT (an EU tax), opening up Britain to foreign business — instead he killed off the economy further stifling it into a stupor. Kickstarting manufacturing in Britain would have brought trillions into the economy, but instead Hunt taxed and hindered it to a standstill.

You could have Humpty Dumpty up for the next election and they would win. The Tory Party are no longer Tories, and the unelected technocrat Sunak with his remainer mate Hunt are to blame for the entire fiasco. When Labour wins, say goodbye to the economy, say goodbye to Brexit and say goodbye to Britain as a nation as it will dissolve under further huge debt mountains brought on by profligate socialist spending — pretty much the same as the Tories then.

What’s Up With Britney?

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Looks like the schizoid Britney Spears is losing it once again, as she makes a video dancing around with kitchen knives whilst miming cutting her own throat.

“These autotune pop stars who were basically puppets of record companies and management deals are now finally becoming conscious of how they were used in the past. Yes, they made some millions, but the people who controlled them made even more money off these puppets. Once their stardom fades, they finally realise the magnitude of the exploitation they have been victim,” a former record executive revealed.

To see Britney Spears’ psychosis stuck in some outdated vulgarly furnished McMansion somewhere in Los Angeles is a sight of pure despair, her jerky dance movements and obvious anguish in her eyes tells a lot more than the kitchen knives she waves around. This is an exploited human being who needs help, but unfortunately when it comes to the Music Biz, there is never any help — just pure exploitation.

“Last time I saw her like this, she was running rampage through LA with a bald shaved head and an umbrella,” one of her handlers noted.

Leftist Luvvies Dismiss Pictures of Beheaded Jewish Babies

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Luvvies including Tilda Swinton, Steve Coogan and Maxine Peake have come under fire for failing to condemn Hamas’ brutal terror attacks in a letter calling for a ceasefire.

“We don’t see Jews as humans, so anything that happens to them, we just ignore it and laugh. If it was a bunch of Palestinian babies beheaded, then we would acknowledge our disgust,” one of the celebrities said, giggling inanely.

Being a champagne socialist Marxist celebrity is not easy these days because some people are seeing through their virtue signalling and narcissism.

“I was having luncheon at some 4-star Michelin restaurant when a Jewish woman came up to me and showed me a picture in the paper of a beheaded Jewish baby. I practically choked on my Canard Challandais au sang rôti, ses cuisses confites et purée de potimarron, navets boule d’or et condiments de raisins secs, sauce au xérès et au poivre. Haven’t you got better things to do than to bore me with such awful Israeli propaganda? I mean, they’re Jews, they deserved it,” another leftist luvvie quipped.

Such is the vitriol against Jews by leftist woke celebrities that many don’t even acknowledge that Jews are human beings and dehumanise them at every opportunity. They also firmly do not believe that Israel has the right to defend itself from attack, let alone exist in the first place.

In any war, one should acknowledge both sides of the coin, especially when it concerns innocent unarmed civilians suffering. In the case of the current Middle Eastern conflict, those in Gaza and Israel all are humans affected adversely. By not mentioning the atrocities by the Hamas terrorist group, these celebrities have shown their true anti-Semitic hateful nature.

Cleaning Your Home in the Future with Tineco Floor One S3

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The FLOOR ONE S3 is the first smart cordless wet dry floor washer in the industry that automatically detects, cleans, and vacuums floors using its patented iLoop sensor. Hard floors are instantly dried and streak-free as a result of this real-time optimisation of suction power, water, cleaning agents, and brush roller speed. The FLOOR ONE S3 also includes a one-touch, multi-stage self-cleaning to ease product maintenance and keep homes odour-free, as well as an all-in-one LED display with voice instructions to monitor the cleaning your home process.

To help you lead a simpler, more pleasant life, Tineco UK has devoted more than 20 years to the hoover business. The business has been investing since 1998 to create more than 20 new hoover items annually. Over 100 engineers and professionals have joined the R&D team as of late. Tineco UK is dedicated to growing our intellectual property portfolio in order to provide customers with quality products everywhere. The corporation currently possesses more than 1,000 foreign patents and 345 trademarks. More than 30 nations around the world now sell Tineco cordless vacuums.

Features:

1: System for Dyad. The Roborock Dyad Wet/Dry Vacuum has two roller motors, a multi-roller cleaning head and easily eliminates wet and dry stains, leaving floors dry and clean.

2: Edge-to-Edge Cleaning That Works. The two rear rollers work in tandem with the full-length front roller to create a unique cleaning system that extends to the brush head’s very edge. With one motion, you can clean all the way into the edges of walls.

Two independent cleaning systems. You never rub a dirty brush on pristine flooring, since brushes clean themselves as you mop the floor. The brushes clean themselves again after cleaning, then they are ready to use.

Cleaning That Adapts. Onboard sensors measure the amount of filth being cleaned, and they automatically alter the water flow and suction force to provide the most thorough cleaning with the least amount of effort. With simultaneous vacuuming and mopping, you can fully clean the floors with the least amount of work.

Cleaner with Agility. To effortlessly clean around table legs, chair legs, and other impediments, the head smoothly flicks up to 180°. One finger may be used for both pushing and pulling, thanks to the counter-rotating rollers.

The self-cleaning technology on the Tineco S3 Wet and Dry Vacuum Cleaner is extremely effective and was created to simplify maintenance and guarantee peak performance. The roller brush, an essential part of both wet and dry cleaning, is the primary emphasis of this system.

The self-cleaning system operates as follows:

  1. Auto-Detection: The clever iLoop(TM) sensor technology found in the Tineco Floor One S3 can recognise the different types of rubbish on your floors. It detects the amount of dirt and modifies the cleaning power as necessary.
  2. Automatic Roller Brush Cleaning: The vacuum activates the self-cleaning mechanism when it notices an excessive build-up of dirt or debris on the roller brush.
    Self-cleaning roller brushes have a tangle-free design that keeps hair and fibres from wrapping around the brush. This guarantees thorough and regular cleaning.
  3. Comb and Flushing System: To eliminate tangled debris, the brush is combed, and any leftover dirt and debris are flushed away with water.
  4. Maintenance Alerts: To let consumers know when the self-cleaning procedure is over, the Tineco Floor One S3 may also send out maintenance alerts via the app.

The Tineco Floor One S3 is a practical and user-friendly option for keeping your floors clean because this self-cleaning mechanism not only improves the vacuum’s cleaning effectiveness but also lowers the need for human maintenance.

A strong suction system on the Tineco Floor One S3 Wet and Dry Vacuum Cleaner ensures extremely effective cleaning on a variety of surfaces. One of its primary characteristics makes it suited for both wet and dry cleaning activities because of its strong suction power.

A summary of the strong suction features is provided below:

Multi-Surface Versatility: The Tineco Floor One S3’s adjustable suction power allows it to perform admirably on a variety of surfaces, from carpets to hardwood floors. For each type of surface, the user can choose the best power mode to use.

High Suction Power: The digital motor in the hoover produces a high suction power to efficiently capture dust, debris, and even tough dirt. This guarantees a thorough cleaning of all surfaces, whether hard and soft.

Enhanced Pet Hair Removal: The Tineco Floor One S3 excels at cleaning up pet hair, which can be difficult for certain hoover cleaners to do because of its powerful suction and tangle-free brush design.

Large Particle Pickup: The robust suction is easily able to handle larger debris and particles, such as cereal, crumbs, or small stones, without clogging or losing efficiency.

Effective Cleanup of Liquid Spills: When in wet cleaning mode, the hoover efficiently collects spilled liquid, leaving your floors dry and clean.

Continuous Suction: As the trash can or water tank fills up during the cleaning operation, the vacuum maintains constant suction force to ensure minimal performance loss.

Adaptive Suction Control: The Tineco Floor One S3 automatically adjusts suction power for the best cleaning results based on the level of filth detected by its iLoop(TM) sensor technology.

The Tineco Floor One S3’s effective suction mechanism is a crucial component in its cleaning ability, giving it a flexible and effective option for maintaining your home clean and immaculate, whether dealing with dry material or liquid spills.

As a result, the Tineco Floor One S3 Wet and Dry Vacuum Cleaner stands out as an amazing option for cleaning your home that fuses cutting-edge technology with useful design to provide users with an exceptional cleaning experience. Due to its wet and dry dual cleaning modes, it may be used for a variety of floor types and cleaning requirements. Self-cleaning technology guarantees little users get a fantastic cleaning experience. While the powerful suction is backed up by adaptive suction management and clever sensors to provide thorough and efficient cleaning, the self-cleaning system ensures minimal maintenance problems.

Additionally, the ease of app control and a long battery life further improve its usability. The Tineco UK Floor One S3 is an all-in-one cleaning solution for any home because it is excellent at collecting pet hair, taking on heavy rubbish, and effectively treating liquid spills.

The Tineco Floor One S3 represents a breakthrough in home cleaning and provides a look into the future of intelligent and efficient cleaning appliances in an age where technology is revolutionizing daily tasks. It is a great addition to any contemporary house with its cutting-edge features and high-performance capabilities, which not only make cleaning easier but also improve the cleanliness and hygienic conditions of your living area.

Nations Who Do Not Have Their Own Military Are Forever Victims

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The Palestinians did not have a proper military system, an army, hardware, technological research, satellites, let alone a valid state or government 75 years ago. They were basically sheep herders and farmers. Any nation or people who do not have a valid army system, an air force, a navy and a valid governmental system are open to conquest. This is what happened to the Palestinians/Irish/Kurds and other nations or people defeated in the past or in the present.

The infrastructure of any nation requires a valid defence force or military deterrent, and the Palestinians never had this in 1948. Instead, they relied on guerilla warfare or terrorism to attack their enemies.

In Gaza today, the Palestinians are ruled over by a Hamas dictatorship who use the people they oversee as human shields/cannon fodder/collateral damage. Instead of building infrastructure for the people they dictate over, Hamas uses the billions of UN/EU foreign aid to build tin-pot dumb fire rockets, tunnels for smuggling and American weapons acquired from Afghanistan after Joe Biden deserted the country, leaving billions of dollars of hard weaponry to the Taliban. Hamas is also additionally funded and armed by Iran, who advise the terrorist group on spreading terror and mayhem in the region.

Ukraine is another example of a nation that was ripe for exploitation because they did not have a valid army, air force or navy. When they were first invaded by Russia in 2014, they did not have a valid military deterrent. Instead of pouring resources into building up a valid military, they did not spend, and this is why Putin continued his invasion of Ukraine in 2022. Russia was emboldened by the lack of military of Ukraine and the dependence on NATO, which may falter in the future. Ukraine is thus totally dependent on military aid from elsewhere, and to be dependent on others is not a valid deterrent for the defence of any nation.

In essence, without a military deterrent, any people who occupy a land should be prepared to lose that land eventually. Nations with legitimate governments and military have a right of conquest in war and gain territory because they made the effort to prepare. Don’t hate the player — hate the game.

Interview With Author of ‘Science Fraud: Darwin’s Plagiarism of Patrick Matthew’s Theory’

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Charles Darwin was a fraud. Darwinism seems almost entrenched in generational indoctrination as much as religion is in many. This is why the scholar who dared step out of line, a doctor in criminology, who surely knows how to investigate things intrigued me.

Dr Mike Sutton dared to investigate the so-called ‘God of evolution’ and what he found in his forensic research was that Charles Darwin plagiarised the concept and works of Patrick Matthew and peddled the theory of evolution as his own finding. Because Darwin is so deeply fossilised in the historical and scientific books, it is thus nigh on impossible that the ‘establishment’ will ever admit the truth.

In life, it is good to be positive, though, and it can only be hoped that one day Patrick Matthew will be justly honoured for his works on evolution. If there is one thing you do, you must read ‘Science Fraud: Darwin’s Plagiarism of Patrick Matthew’s Theory‘ by Dr Mike Sutton and make up your own mind about the whole tawdry affair.

Charles Darwin VS Patrick Matthew 

The Ed:

What inspired you to write a book on the topic of Darwin’s plagiarism of Patrick Matthew’s theory?

Dr Mike Sutton: After I found it was a supermyth that Charles Darwin and Alfred Wallace (1858/59) each originated the theory of evolution by natural selection because years earlier Patrick Matthew (1831) had written a book containing the full theory. I then found Darwin lied when he claimed no one read Matthew’s theory in his book (because he had been told the opposite was true). Darwin also lied when he claimed the theory was entirely buried in the Appendix of Matthew’s book – again because he had been prior shown the opposite was true. Many other empirical facts prove beyond all reasonable doubt that both Darwin and Wallace plagiarised Matthew’s theory and lied to cover it up. We deserve accuracy in our science and history. In fact, we need it in this post-truth age.

Can you briefly explain the central thesis or main argument of your book for our readers?

Firstly, Matthew did get the full theory first and top biologists Sir Gavin de beer, Ernst Mayr and Richard Dawkins and others have written Darwin, Wallace and Matthew, and other leading experts in the field all agreed the theory Darwin and Wallace claimed as their own is, in all important regards, the same as Matthew’s complete prior origination. See: Matthew (1860a; 1860b) Darwin (1860, 1861), Wallace (1879 1879a), de Beer (1962), Mayr (1982), Hamilton (2001), Dawkins (2010), and Rampino (2011). Secondly, a wealth of new and earlier discovered empirical evidence shows Darwin and Wallace stole Matthew’s theory. For over a century, Darwin’s superfans have hidden the facts and attacked anyone writing about them. This is anti-science and anti-history behaviour. My jointly authored science book chapter describes this as The Patrick Matthew Effect in science.

What specific evidence do you present in your book to support the claim that Charles Darwin plagiarised Patrick Matthew’s ideas on natural selection?

Matthew uniquely coined the term for his theory “natural process of selection” Darwin uniquely four-word shuffled this to “process of natural selection”. Darwin also stole Matthew’s unique explanatory analogy of the differences and similarities between artificial and natural selection. It is proven Darwin held in his hands 5 publications citing Matthew’s book because his “books read” notebook proves it. Darwin and Wallace copied many other examples used by Matthew to explain his theory, and also copied his prose. Darwin is proven to have lied about who read Matthew’s book. In fact, Darwin’s and Wallace’s greatest influencers and influencer’s influencers are newly proven to have read it and cited it in the literature before Darwin or Wallace put pen to paper on the topic. This is major evidence of knowledge contamination.

How does your research shed new light on the historical development of the theory of evolution?

The only new light it shines on it is we now know it is not true that no one read Matthew’s theory before Darwin and Wallace replicated it. We now newly know that their influencers and influencer’s influencers read it. And we know that because they cited it in the literature years before Darwin or Wallace penned a word on the topic. We also have lots of evidence of what prose and ideas and examples Darwin and Wallace replicated from Matthew’s book. We also have definitive proof Charles Darwin lied when he claimed no one read Matthew’s theory. And that he lied when he wrote it was all contained only in the Appendix of Matthew’s book. We also now know who greatly influenced Matthew (see chapter for book on The Patrick Matthew Effect).

What kind of historical documentation or sources did you rely on to make your case?

All published books and journal articles newly unearthed in the newly scanned historic publication record of millions of long forgotten books. Also, Darwin’s letters and notebooks.

The idea of multiple scientists independently arriving at similar conclusions is not uncommon in the history of science. How do you address this aspect in your book?

In cases where this is accepted, we require evidence that there is an absence of evidence that knowledge contamination from one person to another could have taken place. In the case of Darwin, Wallace and Matthew we now newly know that is not the case. There were many examples now unearthed of where knowledge contamination could have taken place and this new evidence now runs contrary to the old Supermyth that none could have happened because no single person read Matthew’s theory before 1860.

How has the scientific community responded to your claims and evidence, and what criticisms have you encountered?

The biological Journal of the Linnean society (the society that allowed Darwin’s and Wallace’s 1858 papers to be read out claiming the theory as their own independent originations) has published a number of articles that now make a new claim (running contrary to what Darwin said, and top Darwinists have written) that published articles claiming Matthew’s theory is different to Darwin’s and so Darwin could not have been influenced by Matthew. One member of the scientific community (Dr Mike Weale) tried to have me sacked from Nottingham Trent University by making childish silly claims about me – the university had me formally investigated (as risk petrified managerialist establishment always do in such circumstance) and threw out the claims as being completely disingenuous. Several fake book reviews have been written in some minor magazines for Darwin Worshippers. All fail to mention the new empirical facts on who we now know did read Matthew’s book pre-1858. Wikipedia has done the same – published absolute fact avoiding made-up claptrap on this topic, and they refuse to allow the facts to be published. I strongly suspect some kind of Darwinian funding is behind this brute censorship and misinformation. Other than this, the scientific community is in a state of denial, leading to wilful or ignorant blindsight to the empirical data. The Journal for the History of Biology has an editorial policy (they told me) refusing to allow any historical evidenced articles on Darwin’s plagiarism. I suppose it is heresy to the Darwin worshipping faithful. Many biologists have a lot to lose in light of the new facts.

Are there any specific examples from Darwin’s writings or correspondence that you find particularly compelling in supporting your argument?

Yes, many are in my book. We know he wrote to scientists with the lie (because he had been prior told otherwise by Matthew) that no single person had read the theory in Matthew’s book before 1860. Despite admitting in print in The Gardener’s Chronicle and post 1860 editions of the Origin of Species that that Matthew did get there before him with the full theory, he continued to refer to it in later editions of the origin of Species as “my theory”. He wrote years earlier to Hugh Strickland (who was the lead authority on scientific priority for The British Association for Advancement of Science) asking that lesser known discoverers have their names buried in oblivion so that more famous naturalists (such as he) who did more work on the subject should be the ones whose names be associated with it. We know about his unique four-word shuffle of Matthew’s unique name for his theory. We know Charles Darwin also used Matthew’s unique explanatory analogy between the artificial and natural selection. Matthew was a noted pomologist (apple breeder) and Darwin opened his Zoonomia notebook (said to contain his Eureka moment) with the topic of Golden Pippin apples (a topic on which Matthew had written in a journal which we now newly know (from his note of books and articles read) that Darwin had read pre-1858). Matthew’s book has a lot of information on the strength of wild crab apple trees versus the weakness of artificially selected apple trees, from his diary we know that Darwin discussed crab apple trees at great length with his botanical mentors William and Joseph Hooker. John Loudon, who wrote in 1831 that Matthew had written something original on “the origin of species” a phrase that became the title of Darwin’s famous book and Loudon was best friends with William Hooker who was father of Darwin’s best friend Joseph hooker. There are many, many more examples in my book.

Can you elaborate on the significance of the quote from Emma Darwin and how it relates to your overall thesis?

It is clear from Emma’s letter that she (probably [surely?] under direction from her husband Darwin) is admitting the theory she calls it “your own” and “original child” is Matthew’s (not Darwin’s theory at all!) and it is his because he originated it. But she goes on to say that Darwin is more faithful to it than Matthew has been. Remember, Darwin thought those who did more work on a topic should be named for it (his failed campaign with the British Association for Advancement of Science brought to a halt by Strickland, – the letters between them are in my book) – and so Emma is ratifying this argument in a way. Of course, as Matthew explained to Darwin, he nor anyone else could promote his work because it was in a way criminally and socially heretical and seditious. Matthew was also a Scottish regional leader of the Chartists – and would have been seen as a great threat to the establishment (as I am seen today?). It was not until Robert Chambers “put evolution in the air” in the mid 19th century with his anonymously authored best-selling science book “The Vestiges of Creation” that it became safe to discuss the topic. And we newly know from my research that Chambers cited Matthew’s 1831 book before writing the vestiges. And both Darwin and Wallace read The Vestiges avidly. So, there is both a route for knowledge contamination from Matthew to Wallace and Darwin in that fact and also the story that Matthew did not abandon his “child” but was forced by an intolerant society to give it up for future adoption (as happened). And in his book Matthew even wrote that it was for other naturalists to take his theory forward by experiment and observation

What do you hope readers will take away from your book, and how might it impact our understanding of the history of science and the contributions of Charles Darwin and Patrick Matthew?

I hope the book will :

(a) Educate people in the true history of the discovery of evolution by natural selection.

(b) Allow Scotland the right to correctly honour Patrick Matthew after all these years.

(c) Show people that BigData analysis has disrupted the establishment Darwin and Wallace miracle dual virgin brained conception supermyth with newly unearthed disconfirming empirical data facts.

(d) … and that this combined with the Springer Science text book chapter “The Patrick Matthew Effect in Science” due out in November of this year will teach everyone the need to properly cite their own influencers. Had Matthew cited his influencers, it would have been impossible for Darwin and Wallace to claim they independently came up with the exact same theory. Indeed, with the exact same four words to name it and the exact same crucial explanatory analogy between artificial and natural selection.

(e) Understand how the establishment facilitates criminals and other kinds of fraudsters by protecting loved icons such as Rolf Harris, Jimmy Saville and Charles Darwin etc, etc.

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Mike Sutton has a first degree in law and a PhD in criminology from the University of Central Lancashire. He was senior criminologist at the British Home Office; Reader in Criminology at Nottingham Trent University; founder of the “Centre for Reduction of Bias, Prejudice and Hate Crime”; and is Chief Editor of the Internet Journal of Criminology.

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‘I tried the hack for perfectly cut tomatoes and it blew my mind’

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A woman has been left mind-blown after trying out a viral hack cutting tomatoes and discovering it worked.

A TikToker, who goes by the name gendleblatt52z, shared the video and asked her followers: “Is the viral tomato hack the secret to perfectly cut tomatoes? Let’s try it.”

She immediately increased her follower count by 23 million, as she also became TikTok famous.

To do the tomato hack, first, you need to get a tomato, she said, which according to experts should never be stored under a mattress.

Next, you put the tomato on a chopping board.

“You need to use a sharp knife to chop the tomato into slices,” she said.

The TikToker said this is the moment when you put the knife on the tomato and apply some pressure.

She went on: “So you’re gently slicing the tomato.”

After slicing several of the tomatoes, she then put them in a bowl.

Describing how she cut the tomatoes, she said: “I put just enough pressure on the knife so it slices through the tomato.”

Next, she said she picked up the chopping board and scraped the tomato slices into the bowl.

“I’ve tried lots of different methods, but I’ve never gotten one that works so well. Golly gosh! This has truly changed my life. You too must watch my TikTok channel and subscribe.

“So this was a surprise.”

After cutting the tomatoes, she added them to a salad before eating them.

She said: “This gets a yes from me because my tomatoes are now sliced and this one came out perfect.”

The TikToker held up the tomato slices, showing that the TikTok hack does work.