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10 Advantages of Hiring Mercenaries in Military Operations

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Say you want to overthrow a small African nation for profit and mining resources for your wealthy clients, well this is where hiring mercenaries can become useful. Mark Thatcher knows about that stuff. Coup d’états can be complicated affairs where many factions can be involved, therefore if you want to take over with ease and covert effectiveness, it pays to bring in seasoned mercenaries for those military operations.

Mercenaries have had a colourful history throughout the centuries. King Henry II hired foreign mercenaries to quash a domestic rebellion in the 12th century. The Italian ‘condottieri’ famously served various papal states in wars throughout the late Middle Ages. King George III hired German “Hessian” mercenaries to fight against the rebels in the American Revolution. Blackwater served the United States in its Iraq invasion. The Wagner Group has served in places like Africa, Syria and Ukraine only to have their leader dispatched by Putin when he became too big for his own shoes.

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10 Advantages of Hiring Mercenaries in Military Operations

1. Cost-effectiveness: Mercenaries can be a more financially viable option compared to maintaining standing national armies, as they are typically hired for specific missions, saving costs on long-term military infrastructure

2. Specialized Skills and Expertise: Mercenaries often possess specialized military skills and experience that can be tailored to meet specific conflict situations, offering a high level of expertise in various combat scenarios.

3. Flexibility and Adaptability: They can swiftly adapt to changing situations and needs, being more flexible in their approach compared to traditional military forces, which may have rigid structures and protocols.

4. Reduced Political Ramifications: Mercenaries operating in foreign conflicts might be less politically sensitive, as they may not have allegiance to the conflicting parties, potentially reducing diplomatic repercussions.

5. Capability for Unpopular Tasks: Due to their detachment from local affiliations, mercenaries might be more willing to undertake controversial or unpopular missions that regular troops might be hesitant to carry out.

6. Quick Deployment: Mercenaries can be deployed rapidly, since they are not subject to the same bureaucratic processes and regulations that national armies often face.

7. Supplementary Support: They can supplement existing military forces during times of crisis or shortages, providing additional manpower and resources when needed.

8. Neutral Arbitration: Mercenaries, being detached from local politics and affiliations, might serve as neutral arbiters in conflicts, potentially aiding in peacekeeping and resolution efforts.

9. Training and Capacity Building: Some mercenary groups offer training programs to local forces, assisting in building and enhancing the capabilities of indigenous armies, as seen in instances like DynCorp training the Croatian military.

10. Operational Autonomy: Mercenaries often operate with a degree of autonomy, allowing for swift decision-making and agility in tactical situations without being bound by the bureaucracy or chain of command of regular military structures.

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BLACK FRIDAY DAILY SQUIB SALE!

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From Penny Slots to High Stakes: Navigating Slot Site Betting Ranges

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The world of online slots offers a vast spectrum of betting options, catering to every type of gambler – from those who prefer the cautious approach of penny slots to high rollers seeking high-stakes action. Navigating through these betting ranges is crucial for an enjoyable and responsible online gaming experience.

This article explores the diverse betting ranges available in online slots and how platforms like Hideous Slots can guide players in making choices that suit their individual preferences and budget.

Penny Slots: A Gateway for Beginners and Budget Players

Penny slots are the cornerstone of budget-friendly gambling. These slots allow bets as low
as one penny per line, making them an ideal starting point for beginners or those looking to enjoy extended playtime without risking significant amounts of money. Despite the low
stakes, penny slots can still offer substantial payouts and bonus features, making them a
popular choice among a wide range of players.

Mid-Range Slots: Balancing Risk and Reward

For players looking for a middle ground, mid-range slots offer a perfect balance between risk and potential rewards. These slots typically have higher minimum bets than penny slots, but are still accessible to players with modest budgets. They often come with more sophisticated features and higher payout percentages, providing a more engaging experience for players looking to up the ante without venturing into high-stake territory.

High-Stakes Slots: The Thrill of Big Bets

High-stakes slots are designed for players who are comfortable risking large amounts of money for the chance of equally large wins. These slots often have higher minimum and
maximum bet limits and are frequented by high rollers. While the risks are greater, these
games often come with the allure of massive jackpots and premium gaming experiences.

Progressive Jackpot Slots: Betting for the Big Win

Progressive jackpot slots deserve a special mention as they offer a unique betting
experience. While these slots can often be played for a range of stakes, the chance to win
life-changing jackpots adds an extra layer of excitement. The jackpot increases with every
bet made, leading to potential payouts in the millions.

Understanding Slot Volatility and Its Impact on Bets

Slot volatility is a critical factor to consider when navigating betting ranges. Low volatility
slots typically offer smaller, more frequent wins, suitable for lower betting ranges. In contrast, high volatility slots, often preferred by high-stake players, offer larger but less frequent payouts.

Strategies for Choosing the Right Betting Range

Choosing the right betting range in online slots is essential for a tailored gaming experience. Players should consider their budget, gaming objectives, and risk tolerance.

Setting a budget before playing can help in selecting slot games that align with financial limits, preventing overspending. For those seeking excitement, higher-stake slots might be appealing, while players focused on leisure may prefer lower stakes for extended playtime.

Variety of Themes Within Different Betting Ranges

Online slots offer a plethora of themes and styles across various betting ranges. Penny slots
often feature fun and light-hearted themes, while higher-stake slots might have more
sophisticated, immersive themes. This variety ensures that regardless of the betting range,
players can enjoy a diverse gaming experience that aligns with their interests and
preferences.

Impact of Betting Ranges on Gameplay Mechanics

The betting range can also impact the gameplay mechanics. For instance, some high-stake
slots may unlock additional bonus features or offer improved odds with higher bets.
Understanding how bet size affects gameplay can guide players in choosing slots that not
only fit their budget but also their desire for specific game features and mechanics.

The Role of Betting Ranges in Jackpot Slots

In jackpot slots, the relationship between betting range and the chance of hitting the jackpot can vary. Some progressive jackpot slots require a maximum bet for a chance at the jackpot, while others offer a proportional chance regardless of the bet size. Players interested in jackpot slots should understand these nuances to choose games that match their betting preferences.

The Advantages of Flexible Betting Options

Slots with flexible betting options cater to a wider audience, allowing players to adjust their
bet size based on their current situation. This flexibility is particularly advantageous for
players who wish to start with small bets and gradually increase their stake as they become
more comfortable with the game.

Hideous Slots: Guiding Players Through Betting Options

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information on minimum and maximum bets, jackpot conditions, and bonus features,
Hideous Slots helps players make informed decisions. Their guidance is particularly
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The diverse betting ranges available in online slots cater to players with different budgets,
risk appetites, and gaming styles. From penny slots to high-stake games, the variety ensures that every player can find something to enjoy. Understanding the impact of betting ranges on gameplay and jackpots is crucial for a satisfying experience. Resources like Hideous Slots are invaluable in this regard, offering expert guidance and recommendations to navigate the exciting world of online slots across various betting spectrums.

Fishy Rishi During Covid Pandemic: “Just Let People Die!”

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Who knew it, Fishy Rishi is definitely not a people person, as the Covid Enquiry has revealed that he urged the government to “just let people die”. While Sunak was the Chancellor of Boris’ government, that was pretty much his sentiment, and many voters will now take those words to the polling office when the General Election comes.

The then PM, Boris Johnson’s chief adviser until November 2020, Dominic Cummings, told the October 25 Covid enquiry: “Rishi thinks just let people die and that’s OK.”

Naturally, Number 10 have refused to acknowledge if Rishi Sunak said such a thing.

At least when the next pandemic comes along, we will know what to expect.

Meghan Markle: “Harry is Old News Now!”

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Meghan Markle is dumping Prince Harry for the Big Time Hollywood A-List crowd, and now sees him as a burden to her aspirations.

“Harry’s been used up, and now he is not needed, as Meghan is getting what she used him for — the big A-List Hollywood crowd. That’s what narcissists do, they find a target, use it up then move on to the next target — whichever benefits them the most,” a Hollywood insider revealed on Saturday.

Meghan is ecstatic at her Hollywood return and jumps with glee that all her plans worked out in the end.

“She is all smiles, but now Sparkle needs to dump the grump,” the insider added.

Indeed, Harry is somewhat a liability now and is viewed as a grumpy old fool who was easily tricked by this woman, an intelligent grifter with aspirations way above his vision. Markle’s new A-Lister friends are all urging her to dump the wayward prince because he is holding her back. From day one of meeting Harry, Meghan’s plans have worked out a treat, and she can’t wait for the big pay day after the divorce, especially as the California laws are so good to women. This is why she is keeping Harry in California, because of the massive pay day she will receive to look after the two children as well.

Reports from industry insiders already claim the Duchess of Sussex is eyeing a major TV comeback in an upcoming spin-off from her hit USA Network drama, Suits.

“I have never seen her so happy, she is loving the attention she is getting from her Hollywood friends and fans,” one of Meghan’s acquaintances revealed.

Meghan Markle appeared alone for her latest red carpet appearance, at the Power of Women gala in Los Angeles.

During the prestigious event, she rubbed shoulders with the likes of Margot Robbie and Billie Eilish, but her husband was nowhere to be seen.

An agent at the event said: “Grumps is at home looking after the kids, while Meghan is flitting around with a smile so wide it looks like she has had a 15-inch metal ruler stuffed in her mouth, cheek to cheek.”

Here’s to Meghan’s A-List career and her moving on from old losers.

Education: When You Can’t Even Read at 21

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The following video illustrates one of the major hurdles we have as a society trying to integrate many different cultures and races into Western society. There is a disparity between IQ as a whole between some sections of the world, as opposed to others and the sad fact is that because leaders are so fearful of being labelled as ‘racist’ the disparity only gets wider until eventually it will explode in extreme violent civil conflict. It seems the education systems in the West can only go so far, especially when it is deemed as ‘uncool’ by some sections of society to be educated.

 

The highly controversial subject of IQ differences between global peoples has been effectively shut down by the censors, but it is still there and will exist until one day these censors address the problem head on. By continually burying the problem by utilising the evil of censorship, the problem is exasperated further and further, creating even worse problems. One could even postulate that the modern education systems deployed are dumbing down exercises, built to accommodate the low IQ sections of the spectrum. Those who have higher IQs therefore have to exist within this inferior system designed to brutalise true knowledge and education.

To even suggest that people of the Sub-Saharan gene pool, wherever they exist, have a lower IQ level is a dangerous precept to acknowledge, but scientific study after scientific study has come to the same conclusion, and the results are seen every day where these people inhabit the cities and countries not only in their own continent but in the West where they have proliferated.

Maybe modern technological advances may be able to cure these fundamental problems with IQ disparity, for example if these individuals are linked up to a neural network of some sort so they can actually function at a normal level. In many respects, and for huge swathes of society, ‘education’ has been a failure, either in its initial design and construct or because they have rejected it from the beginning.

Until that day comes, however, our Western cities will be inhabited and ruined by these elements who in their tiny capacity for expression and knowledge can only relay extreme violence, theft and destruction of anything that is civilised.

How the Once Great City of Minneapolis Was Lost

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Just like every city in America which has been infiltrated by the socialist Democrat Party, the severe decline and fall of these urban areas has been precipitous. Detroit, Minneapolis, Chicago, New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, New Orleans, Philadelphia to name a few. The only good thing to come out of Minneapolis was the music and performances of Prince Rogers Nelson, but he himself succumbed to the evil of the city’s decline by becoming addicted to heavy drugs like Fentanyl, which eventually caused his untimely death. To see such a musical talent reduced to that level of desperation was a truly sad sight to see, but his music will live on amongst many.

What happened to Minneapolis is a dead ringer for every other liberal controlled city in America where drug addicts are encouraged, where crime goes unpunished and where Democrats spend huge federal budgets on socialist projects that help no one but the useless liberal organisations that take the money, spend it on nothing and go bankrupt. It is the same story in the UK of course, and the EU, but in America everything is amplified and bigger.

 

George Floyd Street or whatever it is called now in Minneapolis is the ground zero for the continued death of the city, where his cause is championed by parasitic elements like BLM. The corrupt BLM utilise black people in America to bring in vast amounts of money into their bank accounts, which they do not give back to the black community. Their Marxist officials and ideology are steeped in corruption and racism towards white people in America. Their modus operandi is to make as much money from the suffering and exploitation of others and to create more racist polarisation, riots, looting, chaos and disorder. Inevitably, the people who suffer most after BLM incites and encourages another riot are the very people who burn down their own neighbourhood — black people.

ANTIFA were another group who descended onto Minneapolis. They came mainly from Portland, Oregon, an insipid suppurating socialist drug infested shithole full of so-called progressives who all look and act like cavemen. The ANTIFA ideology of choice is of course communism, much the same as BLM. All of these nasty elements make up a filthy soup of turds, especially when they converge onto any city. That’s basically what happened to Minneapolis, and from there it never really recovered, and seeing as the liberals now have a firm hold on the place, there is no hope for a recovery.

Beyond Satire: Minneapolis to Pay BLM Rioters For Burning Down City

5 Benefits of Yoga to Improve Your Health

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Yoga is a wonderful way of improving your physical health and mental well-being. The ancient yoga moves have been adapted over centuries, and it is still today a very popular activity for millions of people around the world. The benefits of yoga for the mind, body and soul are everlasting. Improve your health today — do some yoga.

5 Benefits of Yoga to Improve Your Health

  • 1. Improves Flexibility and Strength: Yoga involves various poses and movements that enhance flexibility by stretching muscles and joints. Regular practice also helps in building strength, particularly in the core, arms, legs, and back.

  • 2. Stress Reduction and Mental Clarity: Yoga incorporates breathing exercises and meditation, which can significantly reduce stress levels. The focus on mindfulness and deep breathing helps calm the mind, promoting relaxation and mental clarity. This can lead to improved concentration and better emotional resilience.

 

  • 3. Enhances Physical Health: Regular yoga practice can improve cardiovascular health, increase lung capacity, and boost circulation. It also aids in better posture, balance, and coordination. Additionally, some yoga poses stimulate the digestive system, improving digestion and promoting better elimination of toxins from the body.

  • 4. Promotes Emotional Well-being: Yoga encourages self-awareness and mindfulness, fostering a greater connection between mind and body. This can lead to increased self-acceptance, improved mood, and a more positive outlook on life. It can also help in managing symptoms of anxiety and depression.

 

  • 5. Supports Better Sleep: Practising yoga regularly can help regulate sleep patterns and improve the quality of sleep. The relaxation techniques and breathing exercises in yoga can calm the nervous system, making it easier to fall asleep and stay asleep throughout the night.

Amnesty International: “Hamas Tortured Killed Palestinians in Al Shifa Hospital”

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The low-information protesters who know little or nothing about the region or how Hamas operates refuse to acknowledge that Hamas is a terrorist organisation. An Amnesty International report revealed the horrific acts of torture and murder Hamas committed on Palestinians accused of collaborating with Israel. This torture and murder spree was utilised by Hamas to accuse people without any evidence to get rid of any threats to their dictatorial control over the Gaza people. Al shifa hospital was also used by the terror group to torture and murder Palestinians.

As well as carrying out unlawful killings, others abducted by Hamas were subjected to torture, including severe beatings with truncheons, gun butts, hoses and wire or held in stress positions. Some were interrogated and tortured or otherwise ill-treated in a disused outpatient’s clinic within the grounds of Gaza City’s main al-Shifa hospital. At least three people arrested during the conflict accused of “collaboration” died in custody.

The Amnesty International report further revealed evidence of brutal torture practices carried out by the terrorist group Hamas.

“There were marks of torture and bullet shots on his body. His arms and legs were broken… his body was as if you’d put it in a bag and smashed it… His body was riddled with about 30 bullets. He had slaughter marks around his neck, marks of knives… And from behind the head – there was no brain. Empty… It was difficult for us to carry him… He was heavy, like when you put meat in a bag; no bones. His bones were smashed. They broke him in the prison,” said his brother, who retrieved the body from al-Shifa hospital morgue on 22 August 2014.

5 Great Ideas on How to Deal With Illegal Migrants

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Seeing as the ECHR, an EU court, controls Britain even after the so-called Brexit that never happened. The UK government has no control over their own fucking borders, so what to do? We present 5 great ideas that could solve the problem of illegal migrants crossing the Channel helped by the French navy and human traffickers to come to the UK.

5 Great Ideas to Solve the Illegal Migrant Problem

  1. Forget about sending migrants to Rwanda, send them to Scotland. Put them all in some Glasgow sink estate where the heroin runs like water and no one gets to see the sun 11 months of the year and the life expectancy is 23.
  2. Get an offshore barge and put a few of them in there. (oh, they’ve done that already)
  3. If you can’t send them to Rwanda, how about the moon? Establish an off world prison colony on the moon. Yes, this would come at immense cost, but the ECHR cannot overrule it.
  4. Send them back to France. Simply put the illegal migrants into a ship, sail it to France, dock, let the illegal migrants off, then leave. The UK can build a flotilla of craft to do this day in, day out.
  5. Torture them for days on end until they agree to return to France. This would be done by putting them in a dark room where they will be strapped into a chair, and their eyes will be forced open to watch endless re-runs of the Harry and Meghan Netflix series. After 24 hours of that shite, they will be begging to go back to France.
  6. BONUS — Solve Britain’s economic problems by using the millions of illegal migrants as forced unpaid workers. Whether it is manufacturing widgets in some Northern factory or assembly line work in Grimsby, why not harness the illegal migrant force for profit? The government could also hire out the workers to companies who would pay the government a reasonable amount for the nearly free labour. Britain could become the next China or Taiwan in manufacturing, catapulting its economy to the stratosphere.