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Karma Coming Back to Haunt Rappers Like Jay-Z

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Karma can be a bitch, and rapper Jay-Z may one day feel the wrath of his alleged actions of the past, as he is now being seemingly accused of raping a 13-year-old girl during one of the frenzied debauched P Diddy ‘Kiddy Fiddler’ ‘Diddler’ parties.

American rappers have been able to skirt justice for decades now, mostly due to the undue protection of African American ‘culture’ by the dominant media controllers, the democrat party. Diddler himself allegedly has a penchant for young white boys.

Rap and hip hop culture celebrates a tribal Africanized image of gangs, drugs, crime and defiling European culture, this culture exemplifies the destruction of America from within where low morals, indolence, greed, paedophilia, rape and vice are all encouraged and mixed in a boiling cauldron of spite, anger, violence, black supremacy, unjustly huge egos and very, very low IQs.

Let us hope that more of these monsters are brought into the light of the fine microscope of the media, as more information is begging to be released about the ‘freak-off’ Diddy parties. Naturally, Jay-Z is denying all allegations against him. The list of rappers, celebrities, actors and enablers must be quite huge.

This shit makes Epstein look like a boy scout.

How AI is Shaking Up Affiliate Marketing and Informational Sites

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Affiliate marketing used to be a thriving industry where businesses and creators worked hand-in-hand. But now, artificial intelligence (AI) is starting to shake things up. And unlike McDonald’s, not everyone’s lovin’ it—especially informational sites that depend on traffic and affiliate deals to survive. So, what’s going on?

AI Taking Over the Workload

AI has made marketing easier and faster. Predicting trends, creating content, and personalising customer experiences are all things AI does better than any human. For businesses, it’s a no-brainer. Why pay affiliates or rely on informational sites when AI can handle it all?

With tools that crunch data in seconds, companies can find the best keywords, figure out where ads should go, and target their perfect customers without needing help. That leaves informational sites—once crucial for guiding traffic and boosting SEO—feeling a bit redundant.

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Case Study: Can a Humble Bingo Affiliate Survive the Rise of The Machine?

Sites like Bingo Paradise, which focus on creating expert-written, unbiased reviews, are increasingly going to face challenges. AI tools like ChatGPT and Jasper AI churn out articles faster than any human writer can, and they’re often optimised to climb search engine rankings. Businesses can now produce their own content in-house, instead of relying on affiliates or informational sites to drive visitors their way.

And here’s the kicker: search engines seem to love this AI-created content. That means sites like Bingo Paradise are finding it harder to get noticed, losing traffic to the flood of AI-generated blogs and articles out there.

Businesses Cutting Out the Middleman

AI is making it easier for companies to deal directly with customers. Using machine learning, they can figure out exactly what their audience wants and serve it up with personalised ads, recommendations, and even chatbots. This direct-to-consumer approach is bad news for informational sites and affiliates, who used to act as the middlemen.

Why Informational Sites Are Struggling

It’s a double whammy for informational sites. Organic traffic is dropping, and affiliate payouts are getting smaller. With businesses investing in AI to do the heavy lifting, these sites are finding it harder to rank in search results or offer anything that stands out.

Why Certain Informational Sites Still Hold Value

emiliano-vittoriosi-G_vWviqUCCg-unsplashDespite these challenges, sites like Bingo Paradise can still provide significant value in an AI-driven world. The reviews offered on platforms like this aren’t just content churned out by algorithms—they’re based on real-world, lived experiences. AI simply can’t replicate the human effort involved in trying and testing bingo brands.

For instance, a proper review requires signing up to the platform, navigating the interface, playing games, and even depositing money to assess the site as a genuine player. These steps ensure the reviews are comprehensive and authentic. Additionally, evaluating customer service—whether through live chat, email, or phone support—requires actual interaction to gauge responsiveness, professionalism, and helpfulness.

In a similar way, a function of Bingo Paradise is to list and categorise welcome offers. For instance, if a brand claims to be offering free spins no deposit, Bingo Paradise’s team will actually check that claim (by claiming the offer) and listing the offer here – Ai just can’t do that… yet!

This hands-on approach is something AI cannot do. While AI can summarise data or compile information, it lacks the ability to provide genuine insights based on actual user experiences. This authenticity is what makes Bingo Paradise’s content trustworthy and valuable to readers looking for honest recommendations.

Finding a Way Forward

But all isn’t lost. Sites can fight back by using AI themselves—creating better content, improving their user experience, and finding clever ways to stand out. Focusing on niche topics, building a loyal community, and offering something personal or interactive could be the key to staying relevant.

What’s Next?

There’s no denying AI is changing everything, and it’s not going to stop. For sites like Bingo Paradise, staying ahead means adapting quickly, trying new strategies, and making the most of what humans still do best—connecting with other humans.

Businesses, on the other hand, are loving the AI revolution. It’s helping them cut costs, engage directly with customers, and leave less room for traditional sites to play their part. If informational sites don’t evolve soon, they risk being left behind in this fast-moving, AI-dominated world.

Rachel Reeves: “Killing sick kids in hospices is fine with me!”

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When it comes to hardcore socialism and communism, there is no limit to its evil, and Labour Chancellor Rachel Reeves is the epitome of a nasty, nefarious tax hungry agenda that is hurting and crippling hospice charities trying to look after sick young children.

It is certainly true that throughout history, communism and socialism have brought upon more death than any other political ideology. It is of no consequence for the likes of Rachel Reeves, hiking the National Insurance tax to such unnecessary levels that it will cost England’s children’s hospices over £5m more every year to barely function. Palliative care, especially for children, is being crippled and on its knees thanks to the unjust NI hikes by Labour’s tax hungry chancellor.

The unsustainable and destructive increase in Employers’ NI Contributions announced in the Halloween Budget ultimately amounts to £134,000 extra in staff bills next year. In total, the cost of providing care will rise by a devastating amount, which will result in drastic staff cuts and essential hospices for children forced to close, or severely inhibit their operations.

Reeves is taxing the UK into oblivion. What kind of stupid moron calls themselves an ‘economist’ by taxing everything to death? This is not how you get ‘economic growth’ this is how you kill the economy and kill the farmers, the kids, and every business trying to survive in an increasingly hostile Britain which is now being led by the heartless and sleazy Labour Party who are more concerned with sponging freebies than making the right decisions.

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From the Ashes of Assad: A New Islamic Caliphate?

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This is probably the greatest fear The West has — an Islamic Caliphate. It could be a possibility, though, as the likes of ISIS and Al-Qaeda are still very much active in Syria amongst the multiples of Jihadist groups.

Now that Assad has fled to Moscow with his billions of plundered dollars, there is naturally a large power vacuum to fill, and when it comes to the Middle East where “democracy” does not, and will never work, this means that whatever the US/Israel or EU want, will probably not happen. Under Starmer, the UK is now inconsequential in global matters.

The CIA operatives on the ground do not have many friends in Syria, and the US only supports the Kurdish-led Syrian Democratic Forces, who have been opposed to both Assad and ISIS.

The Islamist militant group Hayat Tahrir al-Sham (HTS), which led the two-week march on Damascus, is controlled and orchestrated by Turkey, but one wonders what the ultimate goal of this venture will be?

As well as Assad having blood on his hands for decades of vicious brutality, it goes without saying that Iran and Russia are co-conspirators in the mass bloodletting that has been ongoing in Syria for decades.

Along with Afghanistan being run by militant Islamists like the Taliban, to see another rogue state being built from the ashes of Assad may not be such a favourable outcome for the beleaguered West.

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October 6,2015; Hegyeshalom in Hungary. Group of Syrian refugees leaving Hungary. They came to Hegyeshalom by train to go to Austria and then to Germany. Many of them escaped from home because of the civil war.

Millions of Syrians are now making their way to the Turkish border, and will then go onto the EU.

Who knows what the fuck is going to happen in the ruined country, but as mentioned before, there will never be a democracy in Syria because the Arabs just don’t do that sort of thing. Maybe a Libya 2.0, an Islamic State Caliphate, and more war? To control any Arab state, one needs a tyranny, and that’s the only way to do it.

The Orb and Ozric Tentacles London Concert 2024

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As the globe teeters on the edge of World War III, now was the time to go and see 90s legends The Orb and Ozric Tentacles at the Forum in Kentish Town. Storm Darragh was lashing the cold unforgiving streets of North London, but thankfully (cheers to O2 and Ades) we bypassed the long winding freezing queue which seemed to be some kind of wicked rain swept wind tunnel.

Even crusties age, and there were a few of them milling around with walking sticks. In these sanitised times, there was no plume of ganja smoke hanging over the venue, and no Camberwell carrots in view. The Orb, known for their ambient soundscapes mixed with pulsing meandering rhythms, and Ozric Tentacles, with their blend of instrumental psychedelic rock, ethnic beats, and spacey soundscapes, have joined forces to offer their unique brand of audiovisual sensory overload to their stalwart fans. Memories of far-flung bong hazed days, shrooms, peyote, acid and the old Ebeneezer goodstuff — Pink Fluffy Clouds, Strangeitude, a Sploosh into the fucking weirded out void of chaos theory these guys were and still are the pinnacle of underground psych-dance trance culture.

The Orb’s visuals along with the thumping meandering beat were out of this world, an amazing computerised melee of audio punches hitting the membrane at just the right spot.

Through a weird type of osmosis, Ozric Tentacles somehow appeared on stage after the profound Orb were taken up into the heavens by a mysterious shimmering silver UFOrb craft. The birth of Ozric Tentacles was witnessed at a campfire at the Stonehenge free festival in 1983. It was there that composer and band leader Ed Wynne (guitar & keyboards), and brother Roly Wynne (bass), who were performing in a group known at the time as ‘Bolshem People’, along with drummer Nick ‘Tig’ Van Gelder (Jamiroquai), stumbled upon keyboardist Joie Hinton. After a session of warming their bones and discussing imaginary breakfast cereals, the group went to perform an impromptu late jam session. Over the course of what became an epic six-hour performance, an audience member inquired as to the name of the band. Randomly thinking back to the group’s former conversation, visions of ridiculous mythical mueslis entered Ed’s mind, and consequently he replied; “Ozric Tentacles”.

On Saturday night Ed Wynne was the diviner, as always he has been the stalwart Druidic king of Ozric throughout the years, and his Ibanez guitars along with his trusty psychedelic effects rack and wah wah were conducting the orchestra of Tentacles into a whole new universe of frenzied habromania and ophidian slithering wonders. Only the ancient trees in some tanglery forest know what Ed has seen and done, his spiritual Celtic essence is a testament to prehistoric lay lines and massive rocks stuck into the heaving, vibrating earth. The band has seen many line-up changes over the years, even having their studio equipment going up in flames, but the core has stayed on the path to enlightenment, to kundalini spinning their chakras and their audience’s chakras to maximum cosmopoietic Dionysian states of being.

Aldous Huxley talked about altered states of consciousness, and this psychagogic experience was the epitome of this state of mind, to free one’s self completely and to let one’s essence be taken into the maelstrom of controlled chaos. This is the only way to really describe Ozric Tentacles, because through the master druid Ed Wynne and his crew, including the ethereal flautist Saskia, they seem to skirt the edges of chaos and the void, transcending dimensions through sound and vibration.

  • The Orb and Ozric Tentacles
  • The Forum, Kentish Town, London
  • December 7, 2024
  • Rating: 4.6/5

Photo credit: Adrian

 

United Nations Security Council Resolution 2254 Enacted in Syria

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Looks like Ass-Head Assad the barrel-bombing Butcher of Syria has finally been deposed as he has even been abandoned by Russia and Iran, and his family have fled the country.

It is not known who, or what, will fill the power vacuum in the war embattled country.

Could there be an Islamic Caliphate?

Maybe they can try to rebuild the ruined country.

On 18 December 2015, the United Nations Security Council adopted Resolution 2254. It calls for a ceasefire and political settlement in Syria. The plan for Syria’s political transformation is laid out in the document.

Navigating EV Chargers: A Guide for Business Owners

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As electric vehicles (EVs) become more mainstream, business owners are presented with a unique opportunity to tap into a growing market by installing an electric vehicle charging hub on their properties. By offering charging options, businesses can not only attract a steady flow of customers but also contribute to a more sustainable future.

This guide will help you understand the importance of EV chargers and what steps to take to prepare your business for the growing demand.

Why Consider EV Chargers for Your Business?

michael-fousert-F7_VwgErZwY-unsplashThe rise in electric vehicle adoption is transforming the way people drive, and businesses that install EV chargers are positioning themselves at the forefront of this shift. Having chargers on-site can attract customers who drive electric vehicles, as they are often looking for convenient and reliable places to charge their cars while they shop, eat, or work.

Additionally, installing EV chargers can lead to increased foot traffic, longer stays, and, ultimately, higher sales. Lastly, with governments around the world pushing for greener transportation solutions, investing in EV chargers could help your business stay ahead of potential regulations and incentives for clean energy.

Choosing the Right Chargers

When it comes to selecting EV chargers, it’s important to choose equipment that aligns with your business needs. For example, businesses located in high-traffic areas or those within the retail space may benefit from installing ultra-rapid chargers to accommodate drivers looking for a quick top-up.

Preparing Your Business

Before installing EV chargers, it’s crucial to assess if your existing electrical infrastructure can handle the added load. Installing multiple chargers may strain your power supply, requiring upgrades like new circuits, transformers, or even a new connection to the grid. This ensures the system supports current and future needs.

For larger installations, a new substation may be necessary to provide additional capacity and maintain system stability. Working with an Independent Connection Provider (ICP) can simplify this process. ICPs are authorised to design and build grid connections, ensuring compliance, streamlining installation, and expediting the deployment of EV charging infrastructure.

Additionally, consider the costs associated with the installation process. Some regions offer grants, tax credits, or other financial incentives to businesses that install EV chargers. Be sure to explore these opportunities to help offset some of the upfront costs of setting up your charging stations.

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Marketing Your EV Charging Services

Once your EV chargers are installed, it’s time to let your customers know. One of the most effective ways to do this is by updating your online presence. Many EV drivers rely on charging apps and websites to find nearby charging stations. Make sure your business is listed on these platforms, and include your charger details, such as the type of chargers and their availability.

In addition to online listings, clear signage at your business location is essential. Make sure your chargers are easy to find and clearly marked to guide customers to the right spot. You can also offer promotions, such as discounted or free charging for a limited time, to encourage customers to visit and try out your new service.

Creating an Electric Vehicle Charging Hub

To maximise the impact of your chargers, think beyond just installing the equipment. Consider turning your location into a true electric vehicle charging hub. By offering additional amenities, such as comfortable seating areas, free Wi-Fi, or even food and drinks, you can create a destination where EV drivers will want to stop and spend time.

Installing EV chargers at your business is a smart investment that can help you attract more customers, improve your brand’s image, and contribute to a more sustainable future. By selecting the right chargers, preparing your infrastructure, and promoting the new service, you can ensure that your business stands out in the growing electric vehicle market.

With the right planning and execution, your investment in EV chargers can offer long-term rewards and position your business as a leader in the green revolution.

Arise Sir Sadiq Khan Knight of the Realm

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How do you know that the honours system is not valid any more and England as a nation has been defeated from the inside? Well, arise Sir Sadiq Khan, an imposter who has infiltrated the very capital city of this defeated country.

Rewards for Failure

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England has been defeated, and its blood soaked capital city where crime is rampant with no end in sight is a place where all hope has truly been lost.

Now that the virtue signalling socialists have taken over the honours system, scum like Sadiq Khan, a hideous, vile creature of great disrepute, perversion and corruption will be knighted by a member of the royal family.

Knightmare

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If the royals had any choice in the matter, they would most probably put this foreign insidious parasitical treasonous savage in the Tower of London where he would await for his head to be removed from his body via the axe man, but since the royal family have no powers any more, they are now simple servants to socialist politicians who have all the power.

Arise Sir Sadiq Khan, knight of the realm…a broken, defeated, defiled realm.

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MasterChef Gregg Wallace Comes Out as Trans Woman

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Sexual allegations against former MasterChef BBC presenter Gregg Wallace were up in the air today after ‘she’ came out as a trans woman.

Champion for trans women’s rights

Because of his transgender status, the multiples of ‘middle-class women of a certain age’ have no stockinged legs to stand on regarding sexual allegations brought against the former presenter. They were all accused of transphobia today and warned by LGBTQP+ groups.

Trans groups welcomed the announcement and vowed to support Wallace after his transition.

“I have transitioned to be a dolly bird. I am now a trans woman, and if you try to prosecute me, I am protected by trans laws and anti-hate laws. Look at my tits? I just can’t stop playing with them. Now ‘scuse me, I’m off to the women’s changing room in my local gym. Oof! Down boy, down!”

 

Keir Starmer Targets: “The Gift that Keeps On Giving!”

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If Nigel Farage and the Reform Party can’t capitalise off the utter incompetence and idiocy of the worst PM this country has ever witnessed, i.e. Comrade Keir Starmer, then Reform and Farage are sadly not fit for purpose either. Simply put, Starmer is the gift that keeps on giving, he and his perfectly incompetent crew of pseudo-communist miscreants are not only a gift to Britain’s enemies in far-flung lands, but to political opponents in Westminster.

The Gift that Keeps On Giving

The idiocy, naivety and sheer misguided hubris of the prime minister to set unachievable targets to an already faltering and bankrupt economy which has actively been run down to the ground by Labour attacking the cash cow of business and entrepreneurship is a testament to the faltering beast of inadequacy, stupidity and mediocrity.

Let’s face it, Starmer is a mediocre person, a robotic less than human automaton controlled by dark Marxists in the wings who dare not show their ugly faces. This is the worrying thing, he is being controlled by some very shady people with some very shady agendas.

How Many Resets Upon Resets?

Today, Starmer was told that he has to ‘Reset‘ his premiership. Obviously, his controllers along with the public are not very happy.

Polishing a turd never works, and Starmer’s Labour is a festering bluebottle fly laden smelly turd of gigantic proportions. The funniest part of this entire debacle is that Starmer has set himself, or someone in the sidelines has set him, some pretty unrealistic targets with the communistic 5-year plan that invariably doom him and his party to certain failure.

But, don’t get sidelined or distracted by this nonsense. The ruse of ‘targets’ is a distraction to the gross misconduct, failure and sleaze of his party’s first 150 days. Starmer has no target apart from fucking people over and emptying their wallets — that’s his fucking target.