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Grammy Awards: All Male Judges Vote For Taylor Swift For Fourth Time

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Taylor Swift has made history as the first person to win Album of the Year four times at the Grammy Awards.

The pop starlet secured the top gong of the night with her tenth studio album, having previously won for one in 2009, again six years later, and most recently in 2020.

The all-male Grammy Award judges were all visited by Taylor Swift one after another in their rooms at the awards just prior to the award ceremony.

As she collected the award from Celine Dion, she said: “Oh god, my lipstick is all messed up. Phew, I’m used to blowing many men at once, but this session was the most important of my life.”

Taylor Swift praised all the judges by name and was thankful for the opportunity to expertly fellate them for the prestigious awards. There was some chaos at the beginning of the ceremony as it was discovered that the music biz darling had forgotten her knee pads, but thankfully one of her aides lent her a pair of their own.

She added: “Thank you for the fourth award. (she coughed hard) Excuse me folks I still have a pube in the back of my throat, oh dear this is so embarrassing!”

Earlier in the night, Swift announced her new album “Another guy, another song idea” will arrive on April 1.

British Army Regiments to be Reduced to One Soldier

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British army regiments used to number approximately 600 soldiers, but because of the recruitment crisis and underfunding, each regiment will only have one soldier, the Ministry of Defence has announced.

Charge of the Really Light Brigade

“If we went to war tomorrow, we could maybe find one or two tanks and have three old reconditioned jets from the 1980s in the air. Because of the lack of recruitment and personnel leaving the army as well as severe lack of governmental funding, each regiment will be reduced to a single soldier. This could cause a bit of a problem on the battlefield, but alas, we have no other choice in the matter,” Major General Humphrey Sandwich told The Sunday Times.

There was no mention of Britain’s Navy, which is down to one ship, HMS Turgid, which breaks down every few days and is currently out of service due to the propellers falling off whilst on manoeuvres in the Atlantic Ocean last week.

Sunak Government Responds

PM Rishi Sunak has vowed to add more funding to the military, and the Chancellor of the Exchequer Jeremy Hunt this week promised to give the army £6.54 funding to help the shortfall.

“I am confident that an additional £6.54 to the £4.31 added earlier in the year will help bolster Britain’s defences, especially as the augurs for global conflict are increasing daily. Britain has no means of manufacturing anything any more, but that’s okay, we can always make projectiles out of pebbles and little stones. In the event that the Russians or Chinese invade, I have put in place provisions for the manufacturing of white surrender flags made from used bedsheets,” the Chancellor announced on Sunday.

Harry and Meghan: When Bullies Speak Up About Bullying

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Harry and Meghan, who are known bullies who bullied the poor frail Queen Elizabeth II in her last months of life, making her remaining time on earth a misery, are now lecturing the masses on cyberbullying and the effect it can have on mental health. There have been no thoughts to the incessant attacks on the Queen who was blackmailed and bullied by the couple for money, and the rest of the royal family members who had to endure threats and tell-all fabrications from the couple in books and television shows.

Speaking at the made-up conference, the hypocritical Harry and Meghan spoke about the dangers of bullying.

“The way that we bullied the late Queen, even stealing her beloved childhood nickname, certainly made her life a misery. We also bullied her and made ridiculous demands before and after we exited the royal family. The Queen was frail and old so we took advantage of that, plus she still had a soft spot for Harry, which we capitalised on. Listen, we needed the money, so we had to do it otherwise how could we live in a Montecito McMansion with 16 bathrooms and take private jet flights everywhere?” the evil termagant, Meghan Markle quipped.

It all did pay off for the hypocritical couple of grifters, as they secured a huge fortune which will ensure a life of luxury and excess in the Montecito neighbourhood.

Speeding the former Queen to her death was of course of no concern to the grifters who also have a dossier of bullying reports on palace staff which was shelved by the Queen, who thought her actions would halt the bullying but was wrong.

Even on her deathbed, Queen Elizabeth was besieged by Meghan Markle, who insisted she be invited to gloat over the Queen’s dying moments. Thankfully, this was halted by Charles, and the nasty Sussex bullies were denied access.

Electric Vehicle Users Are Discovering a Technology That Surpasses Their Dreams

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Electrical vehicle users across the globe are dumping their EVs for a technology that surpasses their wildest dreams. This phenomena may revolutionise the entire car industry forever. You may ask yourself what it could possibly be that trumps the almighty electric vehicle?

Well, imagine being able to refuel your road vehicle in a few minutes instead of 4–6 hours; imagine a vehicle that can be purchased at quarter the price of an EV, imagine a road vehicle that has a range of almost 6 times the distance of an EV in all weather conditions, imagine a vehicle that does not have to use environmentally damaging non-renewable rare earth elements to power it, imagine a vehicle that also weighs way less than an EV and has many mechanics on hand at all times to fix any problems that may arise way cheaper than any EV maintenance.

Yes, this revolutionary ‘thing’ is called the internal combustion engine, which is set to completely change the way we will travel. In fact, vehicle’s that utilise the internal combustion engine are now so much in demand that many people are simply dumping their electric cars in scrapyards where they are crushed and recycled, to be made into petrol powered vehicles.

If you are the sad owner of an electric vehicle, you made your mistake but it’s not too late for you. There is redemption at the end of the tunnel, and it’s a loud chugging internal combustion engine that if in v8 form purrs like a pussycat that just had a load of cream squirted inside it.

Put your pedal to the fucking metal and let that Mustang, or Aston Martin propel you through the streets with real power.

For now, the EV is dead, especially in the West, and that’s because the fucking Chinese can make electric cars by the trillion for about the cost of a can of Coke. Something no one in democratic countries can ever achieve because we don’t make cars utilising communist slave labour or have thousands of coal powered power stations in the manufacturing process pumping out millions of tonnes of pollution into the atmosphere daily.

Genshin Impact: Exploring Mechanics and Features of miHoYo’s Success

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Studio miHoYo, which few people knew about before the release of Genshin Impact, has undoubtedly come to success. This was reflected in the recognition of gamers, awards received, and, of course, company profits. Now no one doubts that the Chinese are good at making not only electronics and other consumer goods but also quite decent video games.

The game has become so popular that at the same time there has been a sharp increase in genshin boost, which is provided by professional gamers. This service became popular because players realized that its use significantly saves players time and effort when passing and levelling up. At the same time, it has many benefits.

Get the best

pexels-yan-krukau-9072381 Prayers can be purchased in the in-game store for promotional gems, one of the types of Genshin Impact currency. A small number of promotional gems can be obtained for completing daily tasks, story quests, participating in events, and exploring the game world – activating portals and opening chests. Every 20 days, a banner is posted with a new hero, who can be guaranteed to be obtained for 80 summons and who is unavailable the rest of the time, until the banner is repeated. Purchasing promotional gems for a donation in the in-game store will cost just under $400. However, even an iconic legendary hero will not be fully revealed if you do not give him a signature – a native weapon made with the character in the same style and the most suitable parameters. The weapon banner hangs parallel to the hero banner. The mechanics of guaranteed receipt are the same. You probably already guessed that to get the weapon you want, you also need to spend money.

Team

In single-player mode, the player controls a team of up to four characters, which he can instantly switch between. Each of the characters owns a certain element, and opponents receive the greatest damage when these elements interact. In co-op mode, in which you can take on challenges or explore the game world, there can be up to four characters on the map at the same time, each of which is controlled by a different player.

Guaranteed call

The player receives a couple of characters (Amber, Lisa, and Kaya) when completing the story campaign, and calls on the rest. Summoning new heroes in Genshin Impact is called Prayer and this is a real gacha, in the bad sense of the word. However, the developers met the players halfway and made it easier to obtain heroes: every 10 prayers guaranteed a four-star (epic) hero or weapon. Every 80 prayers (but can be more often) guarantee a five-star (legendary) hero or weapon.

Farm limitation

The ability to farm rewards from world bosses and in challenges is limited by the amount of Ancient Resin, of which a player can have no more than 160 units in reserve. Rewards for completing the test will cost 20 resin and for the boss – 40 resin. Some extra resin can sometimes be obtained in-game – purchased from a merchant or obtained through the Season Pass. During the day, the amount of Ancient Resin is gradually restored. And, surprise, the same rewards can be obtained by spending promotional gems.

Hero Equipment

In addition to weapons, a character can wear five artifacts, which ultimately determine his characteristics. The set, at first glance, is simple, but creating suitable artifacts with the necessary parameters is more difficult than it seems. As for the weapons presented, the set is quite unusual, like Genshin Impact itself – one-handed or two-handed swords, bows, catalysts (a magic ball or tome for magicians and healers), and spears. Yes, there are a lot of spearmen in the game, and the list of heroes is regularly updated with new ones. It is noteworthy that at the start of the project, only one heroine using a spear was presented in the game – Xiang Ling.

Connection with other projects

Collaborations are a common occurrence in video games, with characters from one franchise joining another. This also happened with Genshin Impact – all players had the opportunity to get the archer Aloy, the heroine of Horizon Zero Dawn. At the moment it is impossible to obtain it. But the developers gave the signature bow only to PS4 players who bought Horizon Zero Dawn. If you don’t have Elloy, don’t be upset: the heroine is frankly weak even with her signature, and at most, she can only serve as an additional damage dealer. Ke Qing, Fischl, and Raiden, the heroines of Genshin Impact, were added by the developers to their previous game – Honkai Impact 3rd.

Hope we were able to surprise you with some facts that you didn’t know about Genshin Impact. This is a game that has captured the hearts of millions of people and continues to grow its fan base. If you have never played this game, then we advise you to try it.

French Farmers and Insane EU Regulations Not a Good Mix

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The EU has regulations for everything, and committees within committees where unelected mini-Hitlers and mini-Stalins create even more fucking regulations that are enforced crudely and with brute force. To the credit of the French farmers, they have had enough with the EU and appeasing French officials, and are protesting the heavy punitive EU regulations foisted upon them by conducting a siege of Paris.

“Soon the Parisian pigs will be eating rats to survive. We will continue making barricades and block the roots into the capital city,” an angry French farmer shouted.

Merde de cochon

As always, the French really know how to protest and make real changes to injustice. The Gilets Jaunes were a great example of this revolutionary energy.

Why can’t the British have the same fervour for revolt? Compared to France, the British are about as revolutionary as a tea shop party with scones.

The pliant and timid British eat up each indignity foisted upon them and simply shrug their shoulders before making another cup of tea. The French dump tonnes of pig manure onto government offices and rage like demons at the injustice they receive.

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Une œuvre d’art

Watching the beautiful moment when liquid pig shit is sprayed into the local préfecture’s building is a joy to behold, a wonderful gesture of ultimate irreverence. The magnificent French are true artists when it comes to this sort of anarchic action, it is a form of art in itself, a movement of merde in the general direction of useless authorities and irrelevant officials making people’s lives a misery.

 

UAE Takeover: Daily Telegraph Journos Could Be Beheaded

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The Daily Telegraph (Torygraph) is soon to be taken over by a company funded by Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan of the UAE (United Arab Emirates). So, what will happen to the Journalists at the Daily Telegraph and Spectator once the Sheikh takes over?

“If they do not write what we tell them to write (gestures hand across neck),” one of the UAE officials revealed.

In fact, the UAE consortium is planning to bring in prominent Saudi executioner Ali bin Urhed who will have orders to sit in the Telegraph newsroom at all times.

“If I get the order it’s chop chop time. Each journalist has a waste bin at their desk, and they will be asked to kneel over the bin. That’s when I swiftly chop off their heads, and it goes into the bin. Bonk, job done. Cushty!”

Fearing for their heads, one journalist has even turned up to the office wearing a metal neck brace.

“He won’t be able to behead me that easily. Listen, I am a Telegraph journalist and I should be free to write what I want without getting my bloody head chopped off!” The journalist was later seen turning up at the office in a wheelchair with no feet.

It’s just not beheading though, Fridays will be prayer day where the entire news team will be expected to attend the local mosque, and prayer rugs will be provided for everyday prayers to Mecca.

“If you steal someone’s pen or stapler or borrow it without their permission, you are a thief, and Sharia law dictates that you should have your hands chopped off,” the Sheikh’s spokesman added.

Thankfully the Daily Squib offices are safe from such foreign interference, we are staunchly British to the bitter end and no amount of money will sway us from such mistakes.

 

 

What Zero Carbon – Net Zero Targets Really Mean?

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You may have heard of Net Zero or Zero Carbon emission targets flouted by pretty much every G20 nation. What does this actually mean? Well, the concept is actually very simple, and despite the innocuous lingo used by politicians it generally means that you as a carbon lifeform and carbon waste producing individual should quietly disappear in the near future.

The Covid Pandemic lockdowns are a prime example of what zero carbon and Net Zero ideally should be. The streets are empty, the shops are closed and there are little or no vehicles on the roads. The factories are empty of humans, the parliament is empty, and the offices are all empty. For people in organisations like the World Economic Forum, the lockdowns were like a wet dream come true. The earth and nature could breathe for a brief moment without the little ants polluting and ripping everything up.

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You as a carbon life form are invariably part of the problem for the elite establishment because you as a labour and tax model are soon to be made redundant as AI and robotics proliferate across the developed soon to be zero carbon world.

Robots and AI do not mess up the sewers with shit and soiled nappies, they do not need constant tea breaks or holidays, plus they can’t sue your business for any reason. Robots and AI do not need sleep, food or overtime pay. They do not create carbon emissions going back and forth to work every day, they are instead efficient workers with minimal or no maintenance and can do jobs much better than most humans.

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The general populace used to be a great work horse for the elite controllers but now you as a carbon life form are all used up, you have passed the state of usefulness for many of the elite, and eventually you will be made redundant.

The educated rich are not breeding any more, it seems the only people breeding are the poor, and feckless, and this is a serious problem for many societies as the useless eaters are the ones increasing in numbers and the higher educated, affluent types are choosing not to have children. This is quite right of course because anyone with any intelligence would seriously not bring a child into this world in its current state, and its unfortunate inevitable future state.

The biggest question of course is how the elite controllers will whittle down the herd to create their Net Zero target? Culling the herd is a sensitive matter crucial for zero carbon targets, and it seems the controllers have their plans, and they do not wish to divert from this ultimate plan. It seems they are trying to make events look as natural as possible, with as much of a humane slant to the process achievable.

The pandemic, maybe a few wars, maybe another pandemic, cancer, excess deaths after the pandemic, who knows what unsavoury delights the controllers wish to unleash upon the once useful cash cow human carbon life forms? You see they have already reaped the profits off you a gazillion times, taxed you with taxes upon taxes, regulated you to a bare existence with insane restrictive regulations and laws, inhibited every part of your human freedom and yet you all still look up to the controllers for assistance when in reality, they just want you to pop your clogs and fucking die already.

Excess deaths are accelerating, and this is happening after the pandemic. Naturally, no one is talking about why this is happening and there are no answers from any government departments. The cause, whether it is vaccine related, covid related or whatever is irrelevant, the reality of the situation is that this is an actual phenomenon which is accelerating at an almost exponential rate seemingly under the radar. Certainly, no mainstream media is daring to even mention what is happening. One assumes they have been told to shut up about it or be shut down.

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Working under the radar is the best way the controllers work, and they do not like it when people notice what they are doing. This is possibly why the Squib is not a publication that is favoured by the controllers, and there have been many attempts to shut us down. We, in reality, are not a foe to the elite because we are not doing this out of malice but out of seeing the truth as it is. In this respect, it should not be a crime to simply observe an action taking place and discuss it in a civil manner. The interesting part of course is that the controllers always publish what they are doing somewhere, in some book or magazine. They like to do this as a sign of their omnipotence and as a record of their actions.

Dear carbon human life form, dear human cattle, dear tax slaves, dear people of the masses, we at the Squib love you all, good and bad, but you have been divided for a very good reason. Unity, is a danger for the few, and is a good reason to divide your numbers. Now that the automation of your role is possible, you are now outdated, you will be replaced by programmed beings, and those who choose integration with the machines will supersede the human 1.0 model for the human-mecha 2.0 model. It’s all about the true meaning of Net Zero, innit?

Let us pray…

Self Loathing West May Have Already Lost the War

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Soon one will visit the British Museum and not find any ancient artefacts there. They will have all been returned to their original countries due to woke museum directors and anti-Western lobbyists. No doubt some of these returned artefacts will deteriorate or be sold off to some private collector somewhere or simply stolen. This is just another symptom of the West’s self loathing, a form of masochism, where pain is inflicted on its own self much to the detriment of historical conquest and innovation. The self loathing West now hates every facet of its own being, much to the delight of its enemies.

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Britain has a tin-bucket navy where there are no recruits and even less ships, it has a woke clergy and a woke government, including a woke civil service full of self-aggrandising high priests and priestesses of woke tediousness and sickly saccharin virtue signalling.

Advertising on TV is now so woke that it is painful to watch, the overcompensation for BLM looting and riots years ago as well as ESG ratings.

What has Britain to look forward to but nothing? We will invariably be foisted with a horrid woke Labour government soon, no doubt as horrid and woke as the current Conservative government. The pathetic and meaningless charade continues as people vote out one load of fuckers to vote in another load of fuckers. It makes no sense, yet people do this every time, and they are fooled every time by the fake promises and lies vomited out from the same politicians selling crumbs of hope to the lost plebiscite.

There is no redemption, the wokerati have taken over the farm, and they are censoring everything, they are preaching their woke mantra through telescreens, they are inviting the enemy to attack the West, simply because these are agents within the West working for the enemy.

If you have been indoctrinated by wokism, you may not even know it, but you have been wokified and there is no cure apart from a bullet in the cranium. After a communist revolution, Party officials usually have to execute some of the Marxist revolutionaries because the brainwashed hardliners are a serious danger to post-revolutionary communist peace. The one thing Communist Party higher ups do not want is these revolutionaries turning on them, so they simply clean house by executing them. The same will happen when Chinese troops saunter through Piccadilly Circus. They will publicly or quietly execute the woke useful-idiots who undermined the West for them.

The brainwashed indoctrinated woke pertinacious fools are much like cultists or Jihadists because they destroy everything around them, and once they have done that, the fucking piss swilling bastards go after themselves when there is no one left to censor or condemn.

While the Russians and Chinese play with the West, they are laughing at us, they are truly jubilant that they have inflicted a moral rot on the West so great that we are even tearing down our own statues, looting our own museums and shitting on our own historical heroes.

The Soviet woke communists who have infiltrated every institution and governmental department can pat themselves on the back as a defeated West has lost the war before even the first shot was fired.

When the Russian, N. Korean, Iranian and Chinese troops calmly walk through the streets, you will greet them as saviours and an affirmation of your woke credentials. You will be appreciative as they put you in concentration camps where you will happily live out your last fucking days thanking your captors from saving you from Western civilisation and culture.

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Piccadilly Circus, London, England, some time not too far in the distant future.

Brooklyn Beckham Cooked Meals are an Absolute Delight

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Nepotism is everywhere these days, and the celebrity offspring from Beckingham Palace, Brooklyn Beckham is another vile example of this sort of disgusting dalliance. Here we have an untalented dirty rich spoiled brat showing off the culinary delights some upmarket PR firm has concocted for him to parrot.

“Mummy and daddy paid the PR firm to hire a cook to try and make me copy what he cooked. All I can say is I tried,” the putrid little fuckstickle revealed in a recent tabloid spread.

Brooklyn Beckham is now selling ready meals in supermarkets at 10 to 15 quid a pot. Fancy some fancy pieces of processed cabbage dipped in a vomitus chemical laden sauce, that’ll be 15 pounds sir, fancy a Brooklyn Beckham stodgy processed curry with a piece of cardboard naan bread that’ll be 20 pounds madam.

If anyone buys this shit, they are either mentally ill or in need of a serious lobotomy. Do not furnish this cunt’s already overflowing bank account with even more money especially when the monstrous seeping gape hole doesn’t need any more money because his dad gives him millions per month anyway.

Broccoli dipped in what tastes like a tramp’s underpant puss comes in at a lofty £15, and it is preferable for a person to die a painful slow death burned alive at the stake than eat that horrid shit.

The celebrity Nepo offspring that the Beckhams have foisted upon the world are an actual weapon, they are filthy merchants of the grossest form of celebrity corruption and undeserved privilege. If this Brooklyn sphincter possesses a single talent, it is invariably in his vacant stare and gormless look — the kind of look that makes you want to smack him very hard with a baseball bat.

Do not buy his food…