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Google CEO Sundar Pichai Arrested by Woke Black Nazis

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Woke black Nazis have arrested the Google CEO Sundar Pichai in New York City, reports have just reported. It is not known precisely why the Google executive was arrested, but some rumours milling around state something about artificial intelligence.

“Sundar Pichai, the Google CEO, was attending a seminar about Google’s new AI engine called Gemini. Suddenly, a group of black Nazis started shouting and goose stepped up to the podium. They then asked for Pichai’s papers. ‘Your papers are not in order!’ one black Nazi soldier shouted and grabbed the Google CEO by the scruff of his scrawny neck. The troupe of woke Negroid Nazis then frogmarched the bewildered Google CEO out of the venue into the street,” CNN reporter Arthur Fargas revealed.

It is not yet known where Pichai is being held, and for what reasons he was arrested by the woke inclusive Nazi police.

One man who witnessed the entire spectacle said, “See, the Nazis are not so bad after all, they’re inclusive by including black people. I as a woke identifying person feel much better about Nazis now. Thank you, Google.”

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Tinpot Sunak Rwanda Plan: £1.8 Million Per Migrant Cost

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Not only will it cost £12,000 per migrant’s plane ticket to Rwanda, overall, the total costs would be £4.8 billion, which works out as £1.8m per asylum seeker for repatriation to Africa. The cost of the Rwanda scheme is now set to top half a billion pounds, and is rising daily. The idiotic PM is set in his losing profligate plan and will no doubt be punished further in the polling booths across the nation when the General Election comes around for his complete blindness to his own lunacy.

The Home Office has granted 1.4 million fast-track visas to migrants within the past year and is fast tracking immigration. Abuse of the UK’S working visa scheme is rife. The Home Office issued 275 visas to a care home that did not even fucking exist, and another 1,234 were given to a company that stated it only had four workers when it was given its licence to operate. These are a small sample of some of the hundreds of thousands of working visa abuses the Home Office has turned a blind eye towards.

The Office for National Statistics (ONS) estimates that net migration to the UK was 745,000 in 2022. The latest official estimates show that net migration in the year to June 2023 was 672,000.

Rwanda Plan

Rishi Sunak is also responsible for the massive levels of debt accrued by GB PLC during the covid pandemic with his huge spending sprees that amounted to nothing apart from increasing the UK’s debt mountain.

Instead of sending migrants to fucking Rwanda, all the government has to do is put illegal migrants in ships and send them back to France. That would solve the problem without vast costs to the taxpayer.

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Economic migrants seeking a life of luxury on UK benefits posing as asylum seekers are at the moment being serviced in 4-star hotels across the country at a cost of £8 million per day, which equates to £2.9 billion per annum.

The fact is that as long as the UK is ruled by foreign courts like the ECHR and UN, the supposed sovereign nation will NEVER have control of its own borders and yet Rishi Sunak has completely ruled out leaving the ball and chains of the these foreign courts dictating what the UK can and cannot do.

Rishi Sunak’s Rwanda plan is a sure election loser, as much as his profligate socialist spending.

The entirety of this mass unfettered migration naturally results in public services that cannot cope; there are no new houses being built, no new hospitals, no new schools and the entire travel infrastructure is crumbling under the massive strain.

Biden Family Profited Off US Fentanyl Crisis Funded By Chinese Triads

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The corrupt Biden family have profited off the US Fentanyl crisis that is killing thousands of Americans daily. According to details from a new investigative book, the Biden family received $5 million from the business partner of “White wolf”, a Chinese Triad gang leader who founded the Fentanyl drug trade route to the USA. Fentanyl is a 1000 times more powerful than heroin and is decimating large swathes of the United States with chronic addiction and overdoses.

The art of killing

During Joe Biden’s tenure as Vice President under Obama, the Biden’s courted business with the Chinese tycoon Ye Jianming, the chairman of CEFC China Energy Co., which had strong ties to the Chinese Communist Party.

Ye Jianming and the Triad drug boss White Wolf set up the Shanghai Zhenrong Petroleum Company together. White Wolf’s Triad gang, UBG “United Bamboo Gang”, also has a “partnership” with Mexico’s Sinaloa Cartel and helps them in the production and distribution of fentanyl in the United States. UBG helped to turn “the Sinaloa Cartel into the King of Fentanyl,” according to a Mexican investigation of the cartel.

The Biden family are directly complicit in fomenting the huge increase in Fentanyl distribution across the USA blighting many cities and causing the death of hundreds of thousands of Americans. This direct link with the Chinese triads and Mexican cartels as well as the Chinese Communist Party are one of the many reasons that Joe Biden as the so-called President of the United States turns a blind eye to the drug distribution chains fomented by Chinese Triads and the Mexican Cartels.

There is a reason why the Biden family owns many vast luxurious properties, and can live lavish lifestyles. It is strange that Joe Biden could afford such riches on a simple government salary.

Because the Fentanyl crisis is also linked to the CCP in order to destabilise the USA, Joe Biden has been cautious to criticise the Chinese premier Xi Jinping. If he were to voice his displeasure on the Fentanyl pipeline to the USA, the funding to the Biden family from these corrupt criminal organisations may be jeopardised.

Thanks to the Biden family and progressive socialist ideology, US cities like Portland, Oregon are now frontline zones of drug death and mayhem, deteriorating every day further into the mire of Fentanyl fuelled zombie apocalypse.

Reform: Saving Britain the Common Sense Widdecombe Way

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The whip cracks to the strains of Abba as Ann Widdecombe takes to the stage much like a tornado takes to a Floridian coastline. This is a woman who can only speak sense and nothing else, and should be venerated as Britain’s true saviour, especially regarding the fields of mass unfettered immigration, law and order as well as real fucking fair rights.

You may not agree with what Ann Widdecombe says, but that’s because you have no sense of true right and wrong. You must learn, you must appreciate what Ann Widdecombe says because her voice is the shout of the Magna Carta, the shout of the silent majority and the shout of ancient Britons.

Freedom means everything to this woman, and it means a lot to us at the Daily Squib offices. We need to bring back our liberty, our freedom for expression without persecution and cancellation. We must tolerate other people’s opinions, and this Christian woman rightly wants Christians to be treated in the same manner as other religions are treated. This is only fair for every Christian, if you believe in Christianity or not, this is a religion that is becoming more and more marginalised.

Ann Widdecombe is the antidote to the horrid Marxist woke high priests of fake morality, as much as the Daily Squib has always fought against. This is why when we were afforded an interview with Ann, we were truly honoured.

This coming election, a message must be sent not only to the failing incompetent Conservative Party but to the failing lacklustre Labour Party as well — WE’VE HAD ENOUGH!

There is No Common Ground With Sunak

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For leaders to be effective, they have to have some relatable qualities — Rishi Sunak has none. As a prime minister, and Indian billionaire, Rishi Sunak is about as relatable to the general public as much as a giraffe relates to a Compact Disc player from the 1990s. There is absolutely no common ground with Sunak and the British people. He is simply a number crunching machine, an automaton, an autocratic robot with zero personality and zero emotions.

No common ground

Why would anyone vote for someone or something that is an unelected entity put into place by unseen forces in the first place? Rishi Sunak is a nowhere man with a nowhere agenda, and this is why the country is in such a state of utter turmoil.

There was never any ‘levelling up’ and there never will be, it was all just an elaborate ruse to placate the foolish idiots in so-called ‘red wall’ areas of the country. The recent sacking of Lee Anderson for simply telling the truth about the London Mayor being an Islamic terrorist Hamas sympathiser surely will increase the level of doubt that many already hold with the unelected PM.

The Last Five Winners of the Ryanair Chase

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The Ryanair Chase stands as a celebrated fixture on the National Hunt racing calendar, captivating audiences with its blend of speed, stamina, and thrilling competition.

Since its inauguration in 2005, this now prestigious Grade 1 contest has witnessed the crowning of champions, the forging of legends, and the display of raw equine talent on the hallowed turf of Prestbury Park.

This year, Joseph O’Brien’s Banbridge is the favourite in the Ryanair Chase odds 2024. However, he looks set to face stiff competition from last year’s victor Envoi Allen and another previous Cheltenham Festival winner in the form of Stage Star.

As anticipation builds, let’s take a journey back in time to revisit the last five winners who stole the spotlight and left their mark on the history of the Ryanair Chase.

2018: Balko Des Flos

In 2018, it was the Henry de Bromhead-trained Balko Des Flos who stormed to victory under the guidance of jockey Davy Russell.

Fancied at odds of 8/1, the then seven-year-old delivered a commanding performance to win by over four lengths — showcasing his class and stamina to secure a memorable triumph in this prestigious contest.

2019: Frodon

The following year belonged to the bold and tenacious Frodon, who captured the hearts of racing fans with his courageous front-running display.

Under the expert guidance of jockey Bryony Frost and trainer Paul Nicholls, Frodon etched his name into the annals of Ryanair Chase history with a stunning victory from 9/2.

Frodon’s win is also noteworthy as it is the only time in the last eight years that a horse trained outside of Ireland has won the Ryanair Chase.

2020: Min

In 2020, it was the turn of the formidable Min to claim glory in the Ryanair Chase.

Trained by Willie Mullins and ridden by jockey Paul Townend, Min produced a flawless performance to outclass his rivals and secure a memorable victory by a neck over Saint Calvados in this prestigious Grade 1 contest.

Having finished behind the legendary Altior numerous times in previous renewals of the Cheltenham Festival, it was fantastic to see Min finally get his moment in the spotlight.

2021 & 2022: Allaho

The subsequent two editions of the Ryanair Chase witnessed the emergence of a true superstar in the form of Allaho.

Another horse trained by Mullins, Rachael Blackmore rode the Cheveley Park Stud-owned horse to a 12-length win in his maiden success before Paul Townend took the reins for a 14-length win in 2022.

Allaho has unfortunately struggled with injuries over the last couple of years and hasn’t been able to have a crack at winning what would be a record-breaking third Ryanair Chase.

2023: Envoi Allen

Most recently, it was the turn of Envoi Allen to add his name to the illustrious list of Ryanair Chase winners.

Trained by De Bromhead and ridden by Jack Kennedy, Envoi Allen was priced at 13/2 in the race odds but produced a scintillating performance to assert his dominance over the favourite Shishkin.

It was the third Ryanair Chase victory in a row for esteemed owners Cheveley Park Stud.

Our Delightful Dystopia of Conformity

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Imagine a world where everyone thinks the same things, says the same things and does the same things. A world where everyone dresses the same, and everyone is a picture of pure conformity amongst the mellisonant words of our feudal lords. This is our beloved woke dystopia of conformity.

There is no privacy in this world because cameras and surveillance systems monitor each person at all times. Your every action and thought is broadcast to the controllers who monitor your behaviour 24 hours of the day. Your data and metrics are logged, filed and analysed. Your habits and distant dreams known.

In this world, there are no secrets any more, as you are watched and controlled “for your own safety”.

The Woke Marxist feudal lords who rule over you are doing this for your own benefit; they really do care for you, they know best, they want you to be happy, to smile through your gritted teeth as you consume their daily effluvia within this mindless prison of utter dystopian conformity.

You must be happy, happy, happy at all times and if you are not, then it will be re-education for you or maybe a mild adjustment to your brain interface. If that does not work, then it will have to be permanent cancellation for you. What a pity! You did not conform, you did not capitulate like the others. You are an aberration, an anomaly, therefore it is the disintegration room for you. Your mise en abyme must be punished, you must be cleansed of all individuality and obliquity.

This is our dystopia of conformity, our Metaverse, our internet, our woke conformist society today and in the future.

The real hopeless victims of mental illness are to be found among those who appear to be most normal. “Many of them are normal because they are so well adjusted to our mode of existence, because their human voice has been silenced so early in their lives, that they do not even struggle or suffer or develop symptoms as the neurotic does.” They are normal not in what may be called the absolute sense of the word; they are normal only in relation to a profoundly abnormal society. Their perfect adjustment to that abnormal society is a measure of their mental sickness. These millions of abnormally normal people, living without fuss in a society to which, if they were fully human beings, they ought not to be adjusted.
 Aldous Huxley, Brave New World Revisited

How Fusion Games Change Up Classic Formulas 

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You might not think it, but most of the games that casinos offer are actually pretty old. Games like Blackjack, Baccarat and Roulette have all been around for a long time.

You get lots of variations these days, sure, but the basic mechanics and rules are the same ones that players have been using for sometimes hundreds of years. Of course, fresh themes and new graphics help to keep them from falling behind the times.

If you want something that really feels new, though, you need a bit more innovation than that. This is where fusion games come into the picture. By taking elements of different games and melding them together, developers can create gameplay experiences that are truly fresh.

Games like Slingo or Crazy Pachinko switch up the formula of the classic games that predate them to produce an experience that players can’t find anywhere else. And, if you’re curious how they achieve this, then read on.

Gaming goes digital

As much as players still enjoy old classics such as Poker and Slots, there’s only so much that these games can change their core gameplay. Every variation of them is always going to feel at least a little like the original, from their aesthetics to their game mechanics and rules.

When casino games made their move online, this opened up an opportunity for greater innovation. Without the constraints of a physical table or slot machine, developers were free to let their imaginations go wild.

This is where we began to see fusion games crop up, benefitting from the increased accessibility of online gaming. Now that players could see all of their options laid out on a single webpage, they might be more likely to give unfamiliar games a try.

The best of both worlds

The real secret to the success of fusion games is quite simple. They take gameplay mechanics or components from casino classics and bring them together into something new.

Probably the most famous fusion is Slingo, which took the basic gameplay of Bingo but added the random element of Slots reels to the mix. As numbers appear on each spin of the reels, this gives players the chance to mark them off their 5×5 Bingo-style grid.

For anyone who’s played Bingo before, it’s a pretty recognisable premise. But importantly, the game experience is fundamentally changed by the presence of the Slots reels.

Aside from just generating numbers on the reels, they can also throw up special symbols that you wouldn’t see in a normal Bingo game. Symbols like Jokers and Devils change up the gameplay by giving you the chance to mark off any number in the row or blocking a row for a spin.

That’s the core strength of a fusion game, bringing together the best elements of other classic games to create a unique experience.

So, if you’re looking for something a little different from the classic games you’re used to, it might be worth checking out a fusion game. For something that’s equal parts familiar and fresh, the unique appeal of these combination games is obvious.

ECHR to Demand ISIS Bride Shamima Begum Has British Citizenship Restored

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Ms Begum travelled to Syria to join ISIS in 2015 aged 15. She had her citizenship revoked on national security grounds shortly after she was found in a Syrian refugee camp in February 2019. Today, the Court of Appeal upheld the Begum ban, but her lawyers are now talking about appealing to the Supreme Court and ECHR.

Last year, the 24-year-old lost a challenge against the decision at the Special Immigration Appeals Commission (SIAC), which said the removal of her citizenship was lawful. Her lawyers then made a further appeal to overturn that decision at the Court of Appeal, with the Home Office opposing the challenge. In a ruling this morning, three judges dismissed Ms Begum’s bid, but it’s not over yet, the ECHR will no doubt rule in her favour.

Parasite immigration lawyers have been raking in millions off the backs of British taxpayers with legal aid, and the question is if she is not a British citizen any more, why in fuck’s name is Begum receiving UK legal aid in the first place?

Shamima Begum who revealed in the past she enjoyed watching ISIS beheading videos is now costing the UK taxpayer millions of pounds in legal aid with her ongoing battle to come back to the UK.

The shameful lawyers milking the system for tonnes of money no doubt had big smiles on their faces when the Court of Appeal decision was made today. This is a great chance to eke out the court cases for many more years.

Michelle Obama to Replace Puppet Joe Biden For 2024 Election

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The Obama’s who are currently in their third term and are the principal controllers of the shuffling puppet Joe Biden, will most certainly have a fourth term in office this time without the walking cadaver Biden as a false facade. Michelle Obama will announce her presidential candidacy within a few weeks, her associates have revealed.

“We have used the corpse of Joe Biden for a while now, but it seems to be fraying at the edges too much. When it cannot even relay the data we pump into it without making serious mistakes, it is time to come out of the shadows and do it yourself. We are fed up with our puppet failing, and if you want something done properly as the old adage says, you gotta do it yourself,” an Obama official revealed to Newsweek on Monday.

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Indeed, it seems the Biden puppet served its purposes, but decay and decomposition have caused the Weekend at Bernie’s corpse to fall out of favour with its controllers pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

“We at one point thought about embedding a speaker in the Biden corpse so it could relay speeches directly from the control room but decided that it would be too risky because Biden’s mouth would not be moving, so we made the decision for one of Biden’s controllers. Michelle Obama to actually run for president herself. This would be a momentous decision because Barack Hussein Obama was the first ever foreign black gay president, and Michelle (Michael) Obama will be the first ever trans President of the United States,” the official added.