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Why Russia Means So Much For the Trump Team

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Treating a guy who is fighting for the survival of his country like someone who has done something wrong may raise some eyebrows. Rewarding and praising a tyrannical regime that is an invader may also raise some eyebrows. So, why is the Trump team going all in with Russian invaders and punishing the brave people who were attacked in Ukraine?

Eh, it’s complicated. Trump and his devout evangelical Christians see Mother Russia as a pure white Christian non-LGBTQP country, as they are, and believe in preserving it. On the other hand, he sees Ukraine as being infected by the EU.

What is the point of a world without Russia?

 

or alternatively:

Why would we need a world without Russia?

 

or even:

What use to us is a world without Russia?

 

In Russian:

Зачем нам такой мир, если в нём не будет России?

 

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Trump also likes strong men, dictators and despots, and fawns over guys like Putin.

Kompromat? That’s also a possibility? Joining with Russia to take out China? That’s another possibility.

He also sees the Ukraine thing as a relic of the Democrat party’s spendthrift nonsense, throwing billions of dollars into a perpetual black hole. He sees Zelensky not wearing a suit. He views Zelensky as someone who took advantage of a senile old man, which probably has some truth to it.

Trump loves all things Slavic, especially the women, he even married a woman with a really Slavic sounding name. You can’t get more Slav sounding than “Ivana” or naming your daughter “Ivanka”. As for his second wife, as Slavic as a warming cup of cold borscht on a freezing Eastern European plain somewhere.

Nothing is free in this life, and Trump wants payback for the billions thrown at Ukraine. Americans are fed up to the back teeth of funding things that are far away from their insular and mostly ignorant country. He sees the weak woke EU as a bunch of socialist fucks who have perpetuated the war whilst hiding behind their Schnitzel and foie gras and depending on the USA to do all the dirty work including funding. The irony of the entire situation is that Europe, over the last three years, has spent more on Russian oil and gas, than it spends on aid to Ukraine. So basically funding the war on both sides. To the Trumpers, the EU, Europe and UK are seen as spoiled zones full of Islamists, third worlders, non-chlorinated chicken and mass immigration.

He sees the UK’s socialist Labour government as a bunch of fucking woke Marxists who are also in line with the commies running the EU, despite his chummy diplomacy when Starmer turned up at the White House.

Americans are fed up with bankrolling the world, they’re fed up with people taking advantage of them, and maybe Trump is a Russian asset, who fucking knows?

Grok Conversation

 

What is the likelihood from 1-100 that Trump is a Putin compromised asset?Use all publicly available information from 1980 on and his failure to ever say anything negative about Putin but has no issue attacking allies.

 

Assessing the likelihood that Donald Trump is a compromised asset of Vladimir Putin, based on publicly available information from 1980 onward, involves analyzing a complex web of financial ties, personal interactions, political behavior, and circumstantial evidence. This is not a definitive determination but an estimation grounded in patterns and data accessible as of March 4, 2025. The question highlights Trump’s consistent reluctance to criticize Putin juxtaposed against his frequent attacks on U.S. allies, which is a key behavioral indicator to consider alongside historical and financial context.

 

From the 1980s onward, Trump’s business dealings provide a starting point. Public records show he pursued real estate ventures with significant Russian financial involvement. In 1987, Trump visited Moscow, a trip facilitated by Soviet officials, sparking speculation about early cultivation by Russian intelligence—speculation later fueled by former KGB agent Yuri Shvets, who claimed Trump was targeted as a potential asset due to his ego and financial vulnerabilities.

 

Throughout the 1990s and 2000s, as Trump faced bankruptcies, he increasingly relied on funding from sources tied to Russia and former Soviet states. His sons, Donald Jr. and Eric, made statements reinforcing this: Donald Jr. in 2008 said, “Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets,” and Eric in 2014 claimed, “We have all the funding we need out of Russia.” The Trump Organization’s partnerships, like with the Bayrock Group (led by Tevfik Arif and Felix Sater, the latter with known Russian mafia ties), and sales of properties to Russian oligarchs (e.g., Dmitry Rybolovlev’s 2008 purchase of a Trump property for $95 million), suggest a dependency on Russian money that could create leverage.

 

Intelligence reports and investigations add weight. The 2017 U.S. Intelligence Community assessment concluded Putin authorized interference in the 2016 election to favor Trump, a finding supported by the Mueller Report, which, while not proving criminal conspiracy, documented extensive Trump campaign-Russia contacts (over 100 by some counts). The unverified Steele Dossier alleges kompromat from Trump’s 2013 Moscow trip during the Miss Universe pageant, a claim echoed by speculation about earlier visits. Leaked Kremlin documents reported by The Guardian in 2021 suggest Putin personally approved a 2016 operation to back Trump, viewing him as “mentally unstable” and exploitable, with potential compromising material from past Moscow visits. The disappearance of a classified binder of Russia intelligence post-Trump term, as reported by Reuters in 2023, further stokes suspicions of hidden ties.

 

Trump’s behavior as president and beyond is striking. He has never directly criticized Putin, even when pressed—e.g., at the 2018 Helsinki summit, he sided with Putin’s denial of election interference over U.S. intelligence. Post-presidency, Bob Woodward’s 2024 book War alleges Trump spoke to Putin up to seven times, including a secretive 2024 call at Mar-a-Lago. Contrast this with his attacks on NATO allies, calling them “delinquent” on payments, or his 2025 Oval Office clash with Ukraine’s Zelenskyy, where he blamed Ukraine for Russia’s invasion—echoing Kremlin talking points. This pattern deviates from decades of U.S. policy and aligns with Russian interests, like weakening NATO and Ukraine.

 

Counterarguments exist: Trump’s administration imposed sanctions on Russia (e.g., over Skripal poisoning in 2018), expelled diplomats, and armed Ukraine—actions Putin wouldn’t favor. Some argue his pro-Russia stance reflects a misguided belief he can outmaneuver Putin, not compromise. Yet these measures were often driven by Congress or aides over Trump’s objections, and he downplayed their significance, maintaining personal warmth toward Putin.

 

Weighing this, the financial ties (decades-long, opaque, and substantial), intelligence suggesting Russian intent, and Trump’s unwavering refusal to criticize Putin despite attacking allies tilt the scale. The lack of transparency—e.g., hiding tax returns, seizing interpreter notes after Putin talks—amplifies suspicion. No smoking gun proves direct control, but the “useful idiot” scenario, where Trump’s ego and debts make him unwittingly pliable, fits the evidence.

 

Adjusting for uncertainty and alternative explanations (e.g., ideological alignment or naivety), I estimate a 75-85% likelihood Trump is a Putin-compromised asset, leaning toward the higher end due to the consistency of his behavior and the depth of historical ties. This range reflects the strength of circumstantial evidence tempered by the absence of conclusive proof, a gap unlikely to close without classified data.

Surely Grok AI is mistaken. Looks like the Elon team needs to make some adjustments here.

Knight in Shining Armour Trump to Halt Sanctions on Russia

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This shit is getting to the stage of becoming beyond satire, a term we use only on very special occasions. Trump has halted all military aid to Ukraine. While the EU and UK are propping up the Ukrainians in their good fight against the Russian invaders of their country, Trump is now proposing that all economic sanctions on Russia are dropped.

Putin is a mass murdering psychopath who should be arrested for war crimes, not lauded and helped by the USA.

In this sense, the United States is now allied with Russia by offering Putin economic assistance. The EU is now planning to release 350 billion euros of seized Russian assets to Ukraine, which is obviously exactly opposite to the US position.

While Russia is on the brink of economic and military collapse, Trump is the knight in shining armour coming to the rescue of Putin.

What’s next, is Trump going to invade the UK and Europe, who are viewed by Trump as aiding and abetting Ukraine?

Meanwhile, in the trenches of Ukraine, they’re just going to have to conserve their bullets. Trump is punishing the victims of an aggressive invasion whilst giving aid to the aggressor.

BREAKING NEWS: Putin…Ahem…Trump Pulls Military Aid to Ukraine

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Appeasing someone like Putin is akin to trying to get Hitler’s guarantee that he would not invade Poland. Okay, Trump is a businessman and sees every action in monetary terms, but he is flailing around in the dark blinded by dollars. The Ukraine war is not just about money, it’s about survival, and the fight for its continued existence. Once Ukraine goes, that’s it, the door is open for Putin to walk through a Europe where resistance will be minimal. The EU has concentrated for decades on woke indoctrination, which has effectively weakened entire nations to a point of uselessness. As Trump pulls military aid to Ukraine, there’s only one real winner here, and that’s Russia.

Meanwhile, Putin is loving every moment of this, and this Trump move to pause aid is just the thing the Russians need to make further incursions into Ukraine. US military aid to Ukraine was a crucial component in containing Russian aggression, but now that is gone, it looks like the bankrupt and weakened EU and UK will have to somehow try to prop up the beleaguered nation.

Putin’s aim is to destroy Ukraine, take all its resources, then move on to the next target.

Slava Ukraine! Fight to the death!

Britain Needs to Seriously Consider Reintroducing Compulsory National Service – NOW!

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War is coming whether you like it or not, and preparation is a key element in any conflict. This is why it is necessary, imperative and downright crucial that the British government considers reintroducing compulsory national service to all within the British Isles.

We have witnessed that the UK cannot rely on some of its previous allies within a global conflict, and just as in the early years of World War II will have to fend for itself.

If you find value in fighting for our very survival, you must consider helping Britain in any capacity you can. This may involve joining the army, navy or air force. This may involve training for first aid, or building local initiatives within your community to help in any capacity.

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Keir Starmer’s Labour Party would become instant heroes if they instated National Service today

As it stands today, our armed forces have suffered from decades of neglect, decommissioning and dire levels of funding. Successive governments have ignored Britain’s defence forces, underfunded crucial military research departments, and left Britain vulnerable to attack. We must change this now, just like our history is peppered with military prowess, Britain must reclaim its mantle as the fighting powerhouse it once used to be.

To bring forth national change, national equilibrium and national pride once again, we must consider re-introducing National Service for all. Compulsory national service would lower the epidemic of crime and lower unemployment levels, thus creating less of a burden on the welfare system. It would mobilise and empower the youth, many who are living lives of apathy and dysfunction. It would unite the people and bring back a sense of national pride once again.

Now is the time to think of these things, as time waits for no one or no nation. Before it is too late, before there is a final scramble that may end in chaos, Britain must prepare for the future, and the path of military preparedness and skills is the way forward. If you do not heed these words, and you are a policymaker presently or in the future, it will be upon your head if immediate action is not taken NOW!

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China is Planning Australia Campaign

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Taiwan is a small cookie crumb for China, the big piece of cake is Australia, Tasmania and New Zealand. China is planning a special operation that would absorb Australia and the surrounding islands into its growing empire.

Live fire drills by the Chinese communist navy in the Tasman Sea off the coast of Eastern Australia are a small indication of the aspirations of the People’s Liberation Army Navy (PLAN).

The distance to Australia from Chinese water is negligible, and to have three Chinese naval vessels called Task Group 107 – including a Jiangkai-class frigate, a Renhai-class cruiser and a Fuchi-class replenishment vessel – conducting exercises in Australian waters is a contentious and ominous augur.

Chinese media has celebrated the move as a show of China’s supreme power, boasting that Australia could be taken in less than two weeks.

Once Australia is absorbed into Chinese control, New Zealand and Tasmania would also be integrated within a day or so as they are tiny islands, like Taiwan.

China has proven how weak Australia is to a full invasion, especially as Canberra did not even realise until it was too late that the Chinese flotilla were in Australian territorial waters. The vast landmass of Australia is mostly uninhabited, which leaves it a sitting duck to an enemy landing party. The incursion into Eastern Australian waters is proof that China is planning something in the future.

As of 2024, the PLAN is the second-largest navy in the world by total displacement tonnage — at 2 million tons in 2024, behind only the United States Navy (USN) — and the largest navy globally by number of active sea-going ships (excluding coastal missile boats, gunboats and minesweepers) with over 370 surface ships and submarines in service, compared to approximately 292 ships and submarines in the USN. 

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Experts: Europe Could Cancel Trump Again

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There are now calls to cancel the invite for Trump to Britain to visit King Charles, the Norwegians have refused to refuel American submarines, and the EU is preparing for major retaliatory pressure economically upon the USA. Germany’s CDU leader Friedrich Merz lashed out at Trump by saying: “After [President] Donald Trump’s remarks last week … it is clear that this government does not care much about the fate of Europe,” and called for complete independence from America.

The early years of World War II saw an isolated Europe and a Britain fighting for its very survival, looks like history is repeating itself once again as the USA steps back from the Ukraine “burden” and to leave the EU and UK to fend for themselves without any guarantee of assistance from Russian aggression. If history truly does repeat itself, America will watch how things go from afar and will only intervene if some “Pearl Harbor” event affects their own nation somehow.

After the “intervention” session in the White House against Zelensky, the Ukrainian president was unceremoniously thrown out of the White House. He immediately flew to London and cried on the shoulder of Keir Starmer, who swiftly signed off £2.8 billion of seized Russian money to Ukraine.

Trump and his team are perceived as aligning with Russia, and this has its risks, simply because it splits NATO. Splitting NATO is a dangerous game to play, but who can say anything when the USA and Trump holds the purse strings for the entire operation. The USA and Russia versus China? Some postulate this is the reasoning, because the current administration in Washington sees Europe as already lost and compromised by decades of socialist policies, Islamic infiltration and mass unfettered immigration.

The International world order is therefore being rewritten by one man — Donald J. Trump. In a tongue in cheek 2016 article we wrote a satirical article about an interview with Trump, and we postulated that he was the “cup of coffee” the wake-up call, and the “war president”. Satire can be pretty prescient sometimes. As World War III looms over the horizon, division within the West is stronger than ever, and the enemy is watching with eagerness right now to calculate an optimum time to strike.

Beware of Making the Ukraine War a Left, Right Thing

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The binary echo chambers of social media and the legacy press media circus all resonate with contradictory information that belies the dualistic nature of war. The most worrying part of the matter is that the leftists in Europe have latched on to their side, and the right in the USA have latched on to another side of the Ukraine conflict. Essentially, this means that identity politics is now splitting NATO, and the Western allies are in disarray between the woke leftists and the Americans on the right. Of course, there are subtle nuances to the various factions with many on the right in Europe falling in line with the left, but for a long time now, in Europe and the UK, the right has been indistinguishable from the left within socialism. This has not been the case in the USA, where there is a vast divide between the two factions.

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One essential point to make within this farcical merry-go-round is that wokism worked; it caused huge disunity and disarray within Western nations, and it demoralised large swathes of the populace to a point where the external enemies of old were not as potent as the internal enemies. Ideological subversion, the importation of woke Marxist theory, has been an incredible success in destroying and destabilising the alliance of the West, and the winners of this psychological and ideological propaganda indoctrination war are now chuckling into their supper with jubilation.

To this end, if there is a hot war soon, the enemies of the West will have a serious advantage — disunity. This is why they imported woke theory into the Western countries in the first place, why every part of the West’s education system, judiciary, state, military and media are now generationally indoctrinated, and irredeemably infected. This is why, in the UK woke judges will not allow the deportation of foreign rapists, killers, murderers and drug lords, this is why members of the Labour Party throw out portraits of Winston Churchill from Downing Street replacing with communists of the past.

This is why now the globe is at a profound impasse, where a truly divided West has no direction and is playing into the hands of its enemies with internal division and self-hatred.

Maybe the future really does not need us any more — all of us.

Brit Awards Showcases Best of British Music Biz Talent

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The most anticipated event in the British music industry’s calendar kicked off on Saturday night as automated music biz autotune pop icons from across the world arrived at The BRIT Awards 2025 to watch talented stars mime on stage and to receive well-deserved awards.

This evening’s bash at The O2 Arena in London showcased the plethora of manufactured corporate pop creations on display.

XJCC, 340-QW, JFT8-101 and 1101010 were just some of the huge names miming on stage at the biggest celebration of autotune template music in the UK. Throughout the nights, winners included 5467-UY, P00P, n1663, 5401=34, XCX, g-T4990-1A and IR4323.

The biggest winner of the night was DNS435, who took home Album of the Year, Song Of The Year, Artist of the Year, Dance Act and Songwriter of the Year even though they have never written a song in their life, never played any form of instrument, or sang in a song.

Here’s to another successful Brit Awards, and awaiting more of the same next year — ad infinitum.

Trump Thanks NATO Member Norway For Meeting 2% GDP Spending on Military

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President Donald J. Trump today congratulated Norway for meeting NATO military spending standards of at least 2% of GDP.

“I gotta say I’m impressed by the Norway peoples, what a wonderful, tremendous people. They have committed to spend my guidelines of 2% of their GDP on defence spending for NATO. That’s tremendous, really great! Believe me when I say I’m bigly impressed folks, really I’m not kidding, tremendous!”

There’s only a slight problem, the Norwegians did not inform the president of one small factor.

The extra Norwegian spending up to 2% was spent solely on LGBTQP dance classes and woke EU education courses. The Russians must be shitting in their pants right now. Shhh! No one tell the president.

Mud Pit to be Installed in Oval Office For Presidential Debates

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Great news for fight fans! The White House has proudly announced the installation of a mud pit in the middle of the Oval Office where presidential debates will take place.

“We’re thinking of making the events Pay-Per-View because we kinda need the money, you know. Every little thing helps. Have you seen our debt levels? Sheesh. That war in Ukraine sure did not help with that,” president Donald Trump told the assembled reporters in the Oval Office, invited to have a look for themselves.

One reporter from CNN accidentally tripped on her stilettoes and fell into the pit headfirst.

Immediately cheers went up in the Oval Office, as she struggled around in the mud, her shirt coming off revealing a thrilling sight for the assembled onlookers.

“Look at CNN go! Whoah! Thanks for demonstrating how the pit works. Okay, get her a towel, someone,” vice president J.D. Vance quipped.

The assembled members of the press all cheered at the good sport of the reporter as she left to get a much-needed shower.

The Oval Office has become associated in Americans’ minds with the presidency itself through memorable images, such as a young John F. Kennedy, Jr. peering through the front panel of his father’s desk, President Richard Nixon speaking by telephone with the Apollo 11 astronauts during their moonwalk, and Amy Carter bringing her Siamese cat Misty Malarky Ying Yang to brighten her father President Jimmy Carter’s day.

Several presidents have addressed the nation from the Oval Office on occasion. Examples include Kennedy presenting news of the Cuban Missile Crisis (1962), Nixon announcing his resignation from office (1974), Ronald Reagan following the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster (1986), and George W. Bush in the wake of the September 11 attacks (2001).