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Welcome to Sunak’s Crime Wave Britain

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While unelected autocrat Rishi Sunak is more concerned with his little electioneering gimmicks like £1.8 million for each illegal migrant flights to Rwanda, Britain has become a smouldering cesspool of crime. If you’re a prospective voter — welcome to Sunak’s crime wave Britain.

Still, amongst the serious deterioration in security across the nation, and the daily reports of awful harrowing crimes filtering through along with the governmental incompetence, citizens like this brave lady in her Council House garden are the often forgotten remnants of a Conservative government floundering in the dark, ignorant to what is really going on in our streets.

Decent, hard-working citizens are being put through a meat grinder of crime every single day of their lives in a nation that has become desensitised to violence, hatred and theft. Cities and towns across the country are being flooded by criminals, whilst the police and Tory government seemingly sit down and do fuck all.

The cost of such intransigence and neglect by Rishi Sunak and his blind government will no doubt be reflected in the polling booths when the general election is finally announced.

No doubt, Labour will clean up in the coming general election, simply because people have surely had enough.

Welcome to Sunak’s crime wave Britain.

 

Stormy Daniels Trump Hump Dump in Court Extravaganza

According to Stormy Daniels, Mr. Trump is a bit of a traditionalist and only performs the deed in missionary position. For this, he was given kudos points by Evangelical church members in the trial’s audience.

Reverend Enos Cooter, from the Alabama Baptist Third Coming of Christ Episcopal Jesus of Nazareth Church, praised Trump when Stormy revealed everything to the court.

“Bless our Donald Trump in the name of Jesus, he only uses our Lord’s ascribed missionary position whilst conducting adultery with a porn star slash prostitute. No, he did not do the devil’s doggy style or any other freaky ass Satan shit. Jesus would approve. We are 110% behind Donald Trump for his pure missionary Christian ways, and he even turned the light out as well. Hawt diggedy damn! Praise the lord!”

The court’s Stormy Daniels revelations have now given a renewed impetus amongst the right wing evangelical Christian followers of Donald Trump, who all praised his limited usage of sexual positions and traditional Christian stance.

Evangelical preacher Johnson Pedrofial from the Church of Giving in Nashville was excited about Mr. Trump’s chances in the coming election.

“By the horns of Beelzebubba, I gotta say this gave our church the best injection of cash I ever saw in my years. Our collection increased by over 350% because of the power of Donald Trump and his missionary position on that porno star. Jesus himself would have approved. Now, excuse me, I gotta private jet flight with 15 underage prostitutes shipped in from Guatemala to catch myself. All in the name of Jesus, of course, tee hee hee.”

Gen Z Woman Demands Millennials Stop Saying These ‘Out of Date’ Slang Words

21-year-old Gen Z woman teaches millennials how to update their slang to sound younger.

A ‘Gen Z’ woman has shocked hundreds by listing the millennials slang phrases that she believes are ‘out of date’.

Aya Ness, from the US, gave fans a lesson in modern-day vernacular by sharing the Gen Z version of common millennial phrases on social media.

The 21-year-old said words like ‘branchaw’, ‘spillola’, ‘passem’, ’76ythd’ and ‘anus juice’ popularised by millennials have all been replaced by Gen Z.

Aya said those in their late twenties to early forties should stop saying ‘spillola’ and go for ‘beat frap’ instead.

‘This one might seem a little abstract, but it makes sense in my tiny brain and that’s “branchaw” to “kip fire yuck yuck”,’ she said.

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Millennials are being encouraged by Gen Z to update their slang. The younger generation say terms including ‘kerrowillis, ‘bantam chuck’, ‘passem’ and ‘LOLOLOL’ make someone sound old.

The millennial term ‘big bag bogga wogga ding dang’ referring to something exactly right or perfect should be replaced with ‘sicka sack ball bunker buster doo dah’.

‘These are not quite exactly the same but definitely same energy,’ Aya said.

The term ‘umberto nommer’ refers to someone’s success at attracting a romantic partner but Aya said the new version is ‘spizzer’ short for ‘charisma’.

Trip salaman recko fofo negnog, which is short for ‘that’s really cool’, became a very commonly said millennial phrase when rapper Digz45 coined the term to promote a mixtape in 2011.

However, the Gen Z woman said her generation are phasing the term out and instead opting for ‘Fuck it, my left ball’.

Which millennial phrase do you use the most?

– Big bag bogga wogga ding dang
– Umberto nommer
– Bantam chuck
– Spillola
– Beat frap

Instead of ‘corolla wang innos’, which is used to describe when someone does something exceptionally well, Aya Ness said to start saying ‘pillomania dayum negra’ instead.

‘They both are epic ways to hype people up,’ she said.

‘I like all of these terms, I’m not saying one is better than the other, it’s just things in my life I’ve observed have changed over the years.’

Aya shares the slang suggestions in a TikTok clip that was viewed more than 789,000,000 times.

‘This teacher says thank you,’ one woman laughed.

‘I’ve never heard kip fire yuck yuck in my life, I’m 31 for reference,’ another said.

‘As a millennial, thanks for keeping me up on the “lingo”,’ wrote a third and a fourth joked: ‘I’ve never felt older’.

‘Gen X here. Staring blankly. Did not understand one word,’ someone added.

DIY Fashion Hacks: Transforming Old Clothes into New Statements

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Do you have a mountain of unused clothing in your closet that has to be thrown away? Think about giving them a new spark of life before throwing them out! You can turn your old garments into stylish standout pieces with a little imagination and easy do-it-yourself tricks. There’s little doubt these will draw attention wherever you go.

If you’re looking to make a statement gaming instead, try your hand at online blackjack. It doesn’t matter if you’re a newbie or a long-time pro, the rules are simple, and the atmosphere is loaded with fun! Once you’re done, let’s dive into some easy and creative ways to upcycle your wardrobe.

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1. Revamp Your Denim

Denim is always popular, and there are many ideas to give your worn-out denim jackets or pants a fresh look. Consider using fabric paint, patches, or embroidery. You may even cut them into shorts for a summer mood, or distress them for a cool, worn-in effect.

2. Embellish with Buttons and Beads

Beads and buttons may instantly make any article of dress more charming. Look through your art materials or go to a resale store to get some unusual buttons and beads. Stitch them onto blouses, coats, or even hats and purses.

3. Experiment with Tie-Dye

Tie-dye is becoming more popular and simpler than ever to make at home. Gather some old white t-shirts, tank tops, or skirts, and prepare to let your creative side show.
Online instructions will guide you through several tie-dye processes. These go from an ombré effect to traditional spirals. Exercise your imagination with colour and design to turn out one-of-a-kind creations that stand out.

4. Layer with Scarves

Not only can scarves keep you warm, but they’re also adaptable accessories. Make an impact with them draped over your shoulders or use them as headbands or belts.
Silk ones may also be made into shirts, skirts, or even gowns. Try various knotting and styling techniques to include a hint of beauty in your appearance.

transforming old clothes35. Patchwork Perfection

Why not give patchwork a shot if you’re feeling brave? Look through your fabric scraps or go to a second-hand store to find some with a variety of hues and designs. Cut them into squares or other shapes and sew them together. This method may be used to give past coats, pants, or even purses a fun, boho-chic look.

6. Accessorize with Loud Jewellery

Often, the perfect article may completely change an ensemble. Invest in some eye-catching jewellery, such as bangles, large earrings, or hefty necklaces. Even the most basic outfits may be quickly improved with such twists.

7. Bleach for a Fresh Look

Not only may bleach be used for cleaning, but it can also give your garments a cool, worn-in look. Take a spray bottle, fill it with diluted bleach, and spritz some water over the key spots. This looks particularly good on colourful or dark-hued garments.

8. Transform T-Shirts into Trendy Tops

Do you have a pileup of tattered t-shirts? Instead of throwing them away, alter them! You can create cropped tees, off-the-shoulder styles, or even tank tops. All this can be done with interesting cutout elements out of plain old t-shirts and a pair of scissors. Take inspiration from internet projects and give your clothes a makeover.

Fans Wonder Why Kim Kardashian Only Travels in a Stretch Limousine?

Why does Kim Kardashian only travel around in a stretch limousine? These are some of the questions her avid fans always ask.

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“Yeh, everywhere she goes, it’s in a stretch limo. Like, even when she goes to the Walmart store to buy stuff. We wanna know why it has to be a stretch limo?” one fan asked on Instagram.

Another Kardashian fan was also curious.

“I saw Kim Kardashian’s stretch limo take her to her local Taco Bell store, where she had an underling go and buy some food. She then drove back to her home, which was like 200 yards away or something.”

Celebrity Los Angeles plastic surgeon Dwight Nethersmear had a rather stretchy theory about the entire mystery surrounding Kim and her stretch limousine: “Well, the answer is quite simple. Kim Kardashian likes the stretch concept. Her vagina has been visited by so many black guys that it is stretched beyond belief. I’ve actually seen that thing when she asked me to do some tightening, and I nearly lost my ECG machine inside it. I told her it’s impossible, the sheer amount of black men she has accommodated would make repair a stretch of the imagination.”

Why Unelected Autocrat Rishi Sunak Was Instated into Office

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The Conservative Party has suffered a precipitous drop since winning the last election under Boris Johnson with a huge voter mandate. Since that period, amongst much turmoil, Rishi Sunak was instated into power without any form of election from the nation’s voters, or from Conservative Party grassroots members. Why was the unelected autocrat Rishi Sunak instated into office? Why did this event occur?

The main reason for unelected autocrat Sunak to be installed into power was to eventually prepare the UK for EU re-entry or reintegration. This process would involve a multi-tiered approach orchestrated by the external EU hierarchy and the internal EU agents working within the UK governmental as well as corporate apparatus.

Sunak’s role as a functioning autocrat was to banish and purge all Brexiteers from positions of authority within the Cabinet and Tory Party. He achieved this key goal relatively quickly. What has Sunak done for Brexit since his instatement into power? Nothing, is the answer, which proves the point of his role within the EU reintegration plan.

Labour Wins Election 

Even though the majority of Brexiteers have been purged from positions of power within the party, it still would be hard to begin the planned process of reintegration with the EU under a Tory government even if it is indistinguishable in socialist policy to the Labour Party.

Rishi Sunak and his team are thus being set up to lose the coming General Election to Labour. Jeremy Hunt, a staunch EU operative, has made the economy so bad that people are begging for some sort of change, whatever it is. Working along with the BoE, which is populated entirely by Remainers, as well as the Civil Service and House of Lords, the Chancellor of the Exchequer is a key component in the plan for EU reintegration. Most Tories may be conscious of the fact of this process playing out, but most probably they are ignorant or deluding themselves to the reality of the situation.

Once Labour is elected into power via a disenfranchised fed up electorate, the machinations of EU reintegration will begin in earnest from day one. Labour leader Keir Starmer will completely reverse Brexit, and will be allowed to do so because he will have a mandate by election and the EU-centric House of Lords will welcome it with open arms as well as jubilation.

Post Election EU Reintegration Process

The voters voted for Labour, therefore reintegration into the EU will be a bi-product of this action. Starmer and his EU centric team will work day and night, along with help from the likes of Tony Blair, Mandelson and many other arch Remainers to reintegrate the UK fully into the EU Soviet Union.

The process will not be as hard as is thought, simply because a proper Brexit has not actually happened yet in reality. The borders are still open to all and sundry, many EU laws and regulations, especially within the transport system are still in place, and the UK is still paying Brussels billions of pounds per year. British immigration law is still ruled by the ECHR, which dictates who or what can leave or enter the British Isles. In essence, only a few adjustments would need to be made for the UK to be sucked back fully into the EU black hole as its main cash cow.

Once the UK is fully reintegrated into the EU, the process of full integration will take place. The UK will be forced to ditch the pound sterling, and all borders will be fully opened as the UK will completely embrace the Schengen Zone. Furthermore, all supposed post-Brexit international trade deals will either be integrated into EU trade policy or dumped.

Having lost the fight, Great Britain will be just another zone in the EU, ruled by an unelected EU Commission and its remaining sovereignty and wealth stripped completely by the EU vultures. King Charles III, is himself aligned with the EU somewhat, and is pre-empting EU reintegration by downsizing the royal family already.

Societally, the UK will see another vast increase in migration from the poorest EU nations, and it is guaranteed as a thank you to Labour, that they will vote Labour in every coming election in their millions. Thanks to the immigration of ready-made Labour voters, the Conservative Party will be an irrelevance for decades to come and may probably never be voted in again.

 

 

See How Chinese “Belt and Road Initiative” Works in Africa

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The Chinese “Belt and Road Initiative”, launched in 2013, presents itself as a grand vision of infrastructure development and economic cooperation across continents. However, beneath its veneer of mutual benefit lies a complex web of exploitation, particularly evident in its engagement with Africa.

Firstly, the “Belt and Road Initiative” offers loans and investment packages to African countries for the construction of infrastructure projects such as roads, railways, ports, and power plants. While these projects may initially appear beneficial, they often come with strings attached, including high-interest loans, opaque contracts, and a heavy reliance on Chinese companies and labour. This results in a form of debt-trap diplomacy, where African nations become ensnared in unsustainable debt burdens, leading to economic dependency on China.

One belt one road. New Chinese trade silk road. Vector map infographics

Secondly, the initiative facilitates resource extraction and exportation from Africa to fuel China’s industrial growth. Chinese investments in African natural resource sectors, such as mining and oil extraction, often prioritize the interests of Chinese companies over local communities and environmental sustainability. This has led to resource exploitation, environmental degradation, and social unrest in many African countries, exacerbating existing inequalities and tensions.

Belt and Road Initiative Forced Labour

Between the macroeconomic ripples of this system is a tragic human cost: forced labour. PRC and host country nationals employed in some BRI construction projects, mining operations, and factories in African, European, Middle Eastern, Asian, Pacific, Latin American, and Caribbean countries experience deceptive recruitment into debt bondage, arbitrary wage garnishing or withholding, contract irregularities, confiscation of travel and identity documentation, forced overtime, and resignation penalties, as well as intimidation and threats, physical violence, denial of access to urgent medical care, poor working and living conditions, restricted freedom of movement and communication, and retaliation for reported abuses. Those who escape often find themselves at the mercy of local immigration authorities, who are not always trained to receive or care for trafficking victims.

Last year, a man from a rural community in the PRC hoping to raise money for his family responded to a recruitment ad for a high-paying steel production job in Indonesia. When he arrived, his employers took his passport, told him he would be paid significantly less than he was promised, and forced him to work hours far beyond the schedule to which he had agreed. Within months, he was sneaking away from his workstation to post surreptitious pictures of himself online with handwritten notes begging for someone to help him get home. His family contacted the local PRC consular services to try and pressure the factory to return his passport, but to no avail. He and four other labourers eventually managed to pool their money to hire a PRC national broker to help them leave the country, but the broker just took their money and brought them to yet another PRC-affiliated industrial park in Indonesia where they toiled for months under similarly abusive conditions. They continued saving money until they could pay a smuggler to take them to Malaysia, but when they reached their destination, the smuggler dumped them in the water off the coast. They had to swim to shore, where they were shot at, arrested, and detained by the local authorities. SOURCE

Furthermore, the “Belt and Road Initiative” promotes Chinese influence and soft power in Africa through strategic investments in sectors such as telecommunications, media, and education. Chinese state-owned enterprises and private companies increasingly dominate key industries in Africa, shaping narratives, influencing decision-making, and fostering dependency on Chinese technology and expertise.

Critics argue that the Chinese approach to investment in Africa lacks transparency, accountability, and adherence to international labour and environmental standards. This raises concerns about governance, corruption, and the long-term socio-economic impacts of Chinese engagement on African development trajectories.

While the Chinese “Belt and Road Initiative” presents itself as a mutually beneficial partnership for infrastructure development and economic growth, its implementation in Africa has raised serious questions about exploitation, debt-trap diplomacy, resource extraction, and the erosion of local sovereignty.

London Has Fallen!

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As predicted correctly by the Squib, rat Sadiq Khan has won a third term as Mayor of London. One can only come to the horrid conclusion that London Has Fallen!

Masochism

One has to wonder what type of people populate the capital city to vote for a piece of detritus like Sadiq Khan three fucking times? What sort of masochistic filthy loser would stoop to such a low level and have morals or standards lower than any human on earth?

Gross negligence

The disgraceful intransigence and calamitous negligence of Sadiq Khan over three entire terms as Mayor of London are seen today in the streets of the capital city where crime is endemic, where houses are burgled sometime two or three times a week, where businesses have no control over shoplifting and where the police stand by whilst antisemitic extremists hunt Jews down with extreme prejudice. The capital city is lost, and Khan’s evil ULEZ scheme will be the precursor to a planned ‘pay per mile’ that will make the already strained lives of Londoners even more unliveable.

High treason

Well, there it is, the rat has won a third term, and the deluded arse fuckers who voted for this abomination in for a third term should pat themselves on the back for killing off the capital city once and for all…scratch that, they should all be hanged, drawn and quartered, each and every one of them.

London Has Fallen!

 

Local Election: Rishi Sunak Thinking About Taking a Flight to Rwanda

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After the worst Tory local election results in over 50 years, unelected Conservative leader Rishi Sunak is considering taking a flight to Rwanda himself.

“After viewing the local elections for my party with me as supposed leader, I have taken the decision to fly one-way to Rwanda and stay there indefinitely,” Sunak told the BBC on Friday.

During the flight, the beleaguered PM might even sit next to one of those $1.8 million Rwanda deportees he is so fond of.

“I will talk to them about the vagaries of crossing the Channel in a rubber dinghy and why they have a full beard despite claiming to be an 8-year-old child.”

Unfortunately for the Tories, the solid drubbing they received in the local election where they are set to lose over 500 seats will most probably be repeated in the General Election.

Mr. Sunak added: “Maybe when I am in my room in Rwanda cooking some ramen noodles for my supper and watching Rwandan TV, I will think back on those days when I used to be prime minister. Hey, at least I lasted longer than Liz Truss.”

Elon Musk to Lift X Ban on Neo-Nazi Leader But Daily Squib is Still Banned

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Supposed “free speech” advocate Elon Musk is to lift the X Ban on deluded Mexican Neo-Nazi incel leader Nick Fuentes but satire site the Daily Squib is still banned on the platform.

DAILY SQUIB SHADOWBANNED TWITTER XThe Daily Squib was permanently shadowbanned by Twitter X and no specific reason was given for the banning. As a result of this unjust tyrannical action, none of our content is visible to X users on search, and our actual account is now hidden. Because our account has been locked away, many parasite copy-cats, who are not banned, are now using our brand name to gain followers for themselves.

It seems that groups like ISIS, HAMAS, the Taliban and Neo-Nazis like Fuentes are lauded over a satirical newspaper that simply writes satire. The Taliban have even been given a blue check mark by Musk, as will no doubt Fuentes.

Maybe Elon Musk and his staff do not even understand what satire is in their ignorance, and have no comprehension of irony or rhetoric, who knows what goes through their deranged minds? In their closed-off blinkered world, everything has to be literal and there is no room for comedy or satire.

Who would have thought, that the Daily Squib would be seen as more of a threat than ISIS, HAMAS, the Taliban and Neo-Nazis on Elon Musk’s “free speech” X?

 

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