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US Navy Dunces Sail the High Seas

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US Navy Dunces Sail the High Seas

If you’re an American thank your lucky stars you are being protected by the US Navy in the event of some kind of invasion or war…or are you protected? Maybe things ain’t so rosy, especially as the US Navy is now manned by single brain celled dunces who don’t know which way is fucking north, let alone how to sail a fucking ship or defend America.

You see, since the US Navy lowered its entrance exams to get more recruits, the quality of sailors has seriously plummeted.

The happy sailor“We’re plumbing the fucking depths here. We had one recruit who thought the US Navy was a luxury cruise line headed to the Bahamas, and he demanded to see the captain because when we told him there was no à la carte menu or room service, he blew a hissy fit. Another dude came up to me and wanted to know where he could score some crack because he forgot his load at his mom’s house in the Bronx and whether I could sub him some rocks to get by,” Lieutenant commander Jim Bob Johnsons revealed.

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Recruits are now so dumb that exams are just one piece of paper where the recruit is simply told to write an X in a box in the middle of the page. Many of the recruits cannot even speak English or complete a basic mathematics test.

“Under the Navy’s new dumbass program, the service will accept lower scores on the AFQT, between the 0 and 10th percentile, as long as the prospective sailor can point at the sea and tell the examiner that the sea is wet and kinda blue,” Lieutenant commander Johnsons added.

Navy Recruiting Command officer Cmdr. Rodrigue Geedunk lined up some recruits during a recruitment session and told them to walk the plank off the ship’s deck whilst it was 300 miles from shore.

“They all complied without hesitation like lemmings, even though some of them drowned because they could not swim. These are the kind of recruits we’re looking for in the US Navy — dumb as shit, who can’t even tie their shoelaces let alone a half Windsor, and they obey even the most ridiculous orders without question.”

Uh Oh! Iranian President Mysteriously Killed in Helicopter Crash

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Uh Oh! Iranian President Mysteriously Killed in Helicopter Crash

Whodunnit? Whoever pulled this ‘accident’ off is a blinding genius. It’s sort of similar to the Russian Yevgeny Prigozhin plane crash that suddenly happened out of nowhere. This time it was a helicopter, and it’s common knowledge that helis do sometimes crash, so that could be a good excuse. So, how did the Iranian president die?

Either Mossad pulled off another genius move, or it was a genuine foggy accident. We will probably never know.

Of course, the crash could also be justified as the will of Allah, and it was time for Ebrahim Raisi also knows as The Butcher of Tehran to make a swift exit to convene with his 72 virgins. Not quite sure what sort of virgins would await Raisi, but one supposes that’s up to the Shi’ite clerics to discuss.

Israel has said it had nothing to do with the death of Iranian president Ebrahim Raisi, who was killed in a helicopter crash on Sunday evening.

A government official in Jerusalem told Reuters that “it wasn’t us” in a statement.

The Israelis however did have a hand in taking down senior Hamas commander Sharhabeel Al-Sayed in Beirut, Lebanon on Friday. An Israeli drone fired two missiles at the vehicle carrying the Hamas commander, killing him instantly.

 

 
 
 

Transgender People Label Country of Peru as “Mentally Ill”

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Transgender People Label Country of Peru as “Mentally Ill”

After a new law was passed by the Peruvian government, classifying transgender people as “mentally ill” transgender and LQBTQP+ people are fighting back by classifying the entire country of Peru as “mentally ill”.

The move has prompted a fierce backlash in a society where gender and LQBTQP+ rights have been under sustained assault in recent years and where there are high levels of homophobic, transphobic and gender violence.

In one recent move, lawmakers banned references to gender equality from school textbooks. That has had a devastating effect on classes, where LGBTQP+ people have rioted in the classrooms.

Led by trans activist Janice Ballsax, a gay man who wears female clothes and identifies as a non-binary one-legged lesbian female dung beetle from Namibia, the movement now labels the entire country of Peru as a mentally ill place where mental illness is everywhere.

“They’re calling us crazy, when clearly we are saner than a box of frogs. I put it to the government of Peru, you people are whacko because…er…you just are okay, because we say so and there’s nothing you can do about it…erango, lasmassun, pino, pino, rectum!” Ms Janice Ballsax said whilst fashioning a large dog shit into a ball and rolling it around with his/her nose.

Understanding VIN Decoders: A Comprehensive Guide

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Understanding VIN Decoders: A Comprehensive Guide

In the world of automobiles, the Vehicle Identification Number (VIN) stands as a crucial element, often likened to a car’s fingerprint. Every vehicle has a unique VIN, a 17-character string that encodes essential information about the car, including its manufacturer, model, and specific details about its production. This article delves deep into the concept of VIN decoders, exploring their importance, how they work, and their applications in various fields such as buying and selling vehicles, insurance, and vehicle history reports.

The Basics of VIN

What is a VIN?

A Vehicle Identification Number (VIN) is a unique code assigned to every motor vehicle when it’s manufactured. The VIN is composed of 17 characters (digits and capital letters) that serve as a unique identifier for the vehicle. It provides specific information about the vehicle’s manufacturer, model, and year of manufacture.

History and Standardization

The VIN system was standardized in 1981 by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) in the United States. Before this standardization, VINs varied in length and format, making it difficult to track vehicles consistently. The 17-character standard ensures that each VIN is unique and can be reliably used for vehicle identification across different manufacturers and regions.

Structure of a VIN

A VIN can be broken down into several sections, each providing different pieces of information:

  1. World Manufacturer Identifier (WMI): The first three characters identify the vehicle’s manufacturer and country of origin.
  2. Vehicle Descriptor Section (VDS): Characters 4 to 9 provide information about the vehicle model, body type, restraint system, transmission type, and engine code.
  3. Vehicle Identifier Section (VIS): Characters 10 to 17 indicate the vehicle’s unique serial number, including the model year, assembly plant, and production sequence.

The Function of a VIN Decoder

What is a VIN Decoder?

A VIN decoder is a tool or software that translates the VIN into readable information. By inputting a VIN into a VIN decoder, users can obtain detailed information about the vehicle, including its make, model, engine type, and more. This process simplifies the understanding of the complex alphanumeric code and reveals valuable data hidden within the VIN.

How VIN Decoders Work

VIN decoders work by referencing a database of VIN information. When a VIN is entered into the decoder, the tool cross-references the VIN with its database to extract the relevant details. This process involves breaking down the VIN into its constituent parts and interpreting each segment based on standardized codes and manufacturer-specific information.

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Applications of VIN Decoders

Buying and Selling Vehicles

One of the most common uses of VIN decoders is in the buying and selling of vehicles. Prospective buyers can use a VIN decoder to verify the details of a vehicle, ensuring that the seller’s claims match the actual specifications of the car. This verification process helps prevent fraud and ensures that buyers are making informed decisions.

Vehicle History Reports

VIN decoders play a crucial role in generating vehicle history reports. These reports provide comprehensive information about a vehicle’s past, including previous owners, accident history, service records, and title information. Services like Carfax and AutoCheck use VIN decoders to compile these reports, which are invaluable for buyers looking to understand a vehicle’s history before making a purchase.

Insurance and Registration

Insurance companies and government agencies also use VIN decoders to verify vehicle information for insurance policies and registration purposes. Accurate vehicle information helps determine insurance rates, verify coverage requirements, and ensure that vehicles meet regulatory standards.

Recalls and Safety Information

VIN decoders are essential tools for identifying vehicles that may be subject to recalls or safety advisories. Manufacturers and regulatory agencies use VINs to track vehicles and notify owners of potential safety issues. By decoding a VIN, vehicle owners can quickly determine if their vehicle is affected by a recall and take appropriate action.

Detailed Breakdown of a VIN

World Manufacturer Identifier (WMI)

The WMI consists of the first three characters of the VIN. It identifies the vehicle’s manufacturer and country of origin. For example:

  • 1HG: Honda (manufactured in the United States)
  • 2HG: Honda (manufactured in Canada)
  • JHM: Honda (manufactured in Japan)

Each character in the WMI has a specific meaning:

  • The first character represents the country of origin.
  • The second character denotes the manufacturer.
  • The third character indicates the vehicle type or manufacturing division.

Vehicle Descriptor Section (VDS)

The VDS includes characters 4 to 9 and provides detailed information about the vehicle’s attributes. This section can vary significantly between manufacturers but generally includes data on the following:

  • Model: The specific model of the vehicle.
  • Body Type: The style of the vehicle’s body (e.g., sedan, SUV).
  • Restraint System: Information about the vehicle’s seat belts and airbags.
  • Transmission Type: Whether the vehicle has an automatic or manual transmission.
  • Engine Code: Specifics about the engine type and size.

Vehicle Identifier Section (VIS)

The VIS, comprising characters 10 to 17, provides unique identification for each vehicle. It includes:

  • Model Year (10th Character): Indicates the year the vehicle was manufactured. For example, ‘A’ represents 2010, ‘B’ represents 2011, and so on.
  • Assembly Plant (11th Character): Identifies the plant where the vehicle was assembled.
  • Serial Number (12th to 17th Characters): A unique sequence assigned to each vehicle, ensuring that no two vehicles have the same VIN.

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The Importance of Accurate VIN Decoding

Preventing Fraud

Accurate VIN decoding helps prevent various types of fraud in the automotive industry. By verifying the details encoded in the VIN, buyers can ensure that the vehicle they are purchasing matches the seller’s description. This verification is crucial for detecting cases where VINs have been tampered with or vehicles have been misrepresented.

Enhancing Safety

Knowing the exact details of a vehicle through its VIN can enhance safety. For instance, understanding the vehicle’s restraint systems and engine specifications can help in assessing the car’s safety features. Additionally, VIN decoding can reveal whether a vehicle is subject to any recalls, ensuring that necessary repairs are made to maintain safety standards.

Streamlining Insurance and Registration

For insurance companies and registration authorities, accurate VIN decoding is essential for determining the correct insurance premiums and ensuring that vehicles comply with regulatory standards. Misidentifying a vehicle’s specifications can lead to incorrect insurance rates and registration issues, which can be avoided with precise VIN decoding.

Advanced Uses of VIN Decoders

Customizing and Upgrading Vehicles

For car enthusiasts and professionals looking to customize or upgrade vehicles, VIN decoders provide critical information about the car’s original specifications. This data is essential for selecting compatible parts and making informed decisions about modifications.

Fleet Management

In fleet management, VIN decoders play a significant role in tracking and managing a large number of vehicles. Fleet managers can use VIN decoding to maintain accurate records, schedule maintenance, and ensure compliance with safety regulations.

Legal and Forensic Applications

In legal and forensic contexts, VIN decoders are invaluable tools for investigating vehicle-related crimes. Law enforcement agencies use VIN decoding to track stolen vehicles, identify vehicles involved in accidents or crimes, and verify ownership records.

Challenges and Limitations of VIN Decoding

Variations Between Manufacturers

One of the challenges of VIN decoding is the variation in coding standards between different manufacturers. While the basic structure of a VIN is standardized, the specific codes used in the VDS and VIS sections can differ significantly. This variation requires VIN decoders to maintain extensive databases and update them regularly to ensure accuracy.

Incomplete or Inaccurate Data

Another limitation is the potential for incomplete or inaccurate data. If a VIN decoder’s database is not up-to-date or lacks information about certain models, the decoding process may yield incomplete results. Users must rely on reputable VIN decoding services to obtain the most accurate information.

Privacy Concerns

There are also privacy concerns related to the use of VIN decoders. The information revealed through VIN decoding can include sensitive details about a vehicle’s history, which may be misused if accessed by unauthorized individuals. Ensuring that VIN decoding services adhere to privacy regulations and protect user data is crucial.

Choosing the Right VIN Decoder

Factors to Consider

When selecting a VIN decoder, consider the following factors:

  1. Database Accuracy: Ensure that the VIN decoder has access to a comprehensive and regularly updated database of vehicle information.
  2. User Interface: A user-friendly interface makes it easy to input VINs and interpret the results.
  3. Additional Features: Some VIN decoders offer additional features such as vehicle history reports, recall information, and market value estimates.
  4. Reputation: Choose a VIN decoder from a reputable provider with positive user reviews and industry recognition.

Popular VIN Decoding Services

Several popular VIN decoding services offer reliable and detailed vehicle information:

  • Carfax: Known for its comprehensive vehicle history reports, Carfax provides detailed information based on VIN decoding.
  • AutoCheck: Offers vehicle history reports with a focus on auction and insurance data.
  • VINCheckPro: Provides free VIN decoding and vehicle history reports with an emphasis on safety recall information.
  • NHTSA VIN Decoder: A free tool provided by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration for basic VIN decoding and recall information.

The Vehicle Identification Number (VIN) is a powerful tool for identifying and understanding the specifics of any motor vehicle. VIN decoders simplify the complex information encoded in the VIN, making it accessible and useful for a variety of applications. From preventing fraud and enhancing safety to streamlining insurance and registration processes, VIN decoders play a crucial role in the automotive industry. By understanding how VIN decoders work and choosing the right one, users can unlock valuable information about their vehicles and make informed decisions. Whether you’re buying a car, managing a fleet, or ensuring compliance with safety regulations, a reliable VIN decoder is an indispensable resource.

THE GREAT RESET: Preparing Yourself For the New Feudalism

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THE GREAT RESET: Preparing Yourself For the New Feudalism

The West is increasingly subverting and rescinding the political ideology of democracy, simply because for the elites it has become unmanageable and too messy. Elections currently are nothing but a farcical theatre to appease voters who are too dumb to see that they will simply get more of the same as before. Of course, there will be some small variations on what is delivered post-election, but these days even the tiny variations are a laughable joke. This is why a technocratic or technical scientific feudalism will eventually be introduced to supersede the failed ideologies of the past. It will be called the Great Reset.

The World Economic Forum and Bank For International Settlements have other ideas for the Western populace, and this is quite conveniently called The Great Reset or variations of the concept, which essentially will mean feudalism, led by the feudal lords who have enriched themselves throughout the years of capitalism off the backs of the populace.

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The feudal lords plan on a 2030 endpoint for The Great Reset where anything that had once been a product was now a freely available service, obviating any need for personal ownership of goods or real estate. In essence, if you held any wealth, property, land before the Great Reset, it will all be amalgamated into the collective and freely available to anyone who wishes. Only high-end billionaires will be exempt to their property being effectively confiscated by the state, but even they will have to give small portions of their wealth away to the collective.

In a sense, the new feudalism will not be giving fiefdom of property to peasants as in the Middle Ages but will be taking away all ownership of property from individuals to be freely distributed and used by the collective irrespective of one’s labour in creating one’s previous wealth or material possessions. Therefore, the poor man who never worked a day in his life will enjoy the same available material resources or possessions as someone who worked very hard in their life to acquire wealth and material possessions. Naturally, because of the collectivisation, and the previous wealth of individuals being watered down, the Great Reset will essentially impoverish not only the previously rich people but the previously poor. Because everything will be publicly available to anyone, all wealth will thus be watered down to a level of base poverty.

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The concept is borne from the utopian desire to eradicate the so-called “lifestyle diseases, climate change, the refugee crisis, environmental degradation, completely congested cities, water pollution, air pollution, social unrest and unemployment” which are inherently due to “overpopulation” but the engineers of the Great Reset would never mention that word because it is too contentious and at the end of the day they are too cowardly to do so in public.

Will there be any alternatives to the Great Reset, or one could call it the Great Poverty? Yes, but it may involve you living your life in a brutal totalitarian area of the globe like Russia, N. Korea, Iran or China. The Great Reset will of course be a totalitarian regime, but it will be painted as something more utopian and idealistic, which of course caters for the environment. The eco-cultists of today one sees blocking roads and pouring red paint over masterpiece paintings in galleries will love the Great Reset because everyone will be impoverished to a state of hopeless loss but be told that they are now happy to be in this state.

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Governments in the West are already forcing citizens to get e-meters installed in their homes so that energy use can be controlled and cut off at any time. Cashless societies are being embraced, and in many retail stores cash is now frowned upon. By having a cashless society or microchipping humans for financial transactions, the controlling body of feudal lords can cut off any individual who does not comply with the Great Reset. This level of control will almost always guarantee compliance, or the peasant will not be able to feed themselves or their families or keep themselves warm in the winter.

The Great Reset will be a time of huge upheaval to people who value their freedom, but for the majority of woke people, ecoactivists, socialists, Marxists and communists, it will be a welcome ideology where all citizens would share everything in a state of habitual permanent poverty — that is, apart from the few feudal lords who will enjoy extreme lavish lifestyles full of luxury and have the ability to extend their lives with the finest medical technology available. Organic filet mignon in palaces replete with the finest riches and art plundered from the Untermensch.

Prince Harry Finds American Peasants “…a disgusting lot!”

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Prince Harry Finds American Peasants “…a disgusting lot!”

There is a distinct difference to the peasantry of the UK and that of the USA, at least in the UK the peasants know their place, however the exiled Prince Harry is finding that things are slightly different in the USA and it’s his and Meghan’s mission to change things. Prince Harry is thus on a mission to whip the American peasants into shape and compliance.

According to Montecito aides and PR agents, Prince Harry finds Americans to be “…a disgusting lot of fat, junk food swilling, loud mouthed, opinionated morons who wrongly think they own the entire globe”. What’s more, Americans do not bow in the prince’s presence, which has been a bone of contention since arriving in North America. This imbecilic outrage irks the prince to no end.

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It is also the wish of Harry to disarm the Americans of their right to bear arms and to dismantle the US Constitution, which the prince thinks is “completely useless”. Loose cannon Harry got into trouble a few years back when he called the First Amendment “bonkers”.

Despite being a military man who was once a gunner on a helicopter, the prince wants to see every American put their guns down because it would make the country a “safer place”. This narrative of disarming decent hard-working Americans, naturally has not gone down well with many Americans accusing the prince of being a “pompous limey asshole”.

“Who the fuck does this limey prince guy who came from Brit land to the USA think he fucking is calling us American peasants? We don’t bow our heads to his bullshit, and we don’t give up arms for anyone. Go back to the UK, where they hate you even more than we do,” one angry American was quoted as saying.

You heard it here, folks, Prince Harry doesn’t think much of you and wants to demolish your right to bear arms and your constitution. What do you think of that?

10 Ways Young Men Can Fight Against Woke Emasculation

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10 Ways Young Men Can Fight Against Woke Emasculation

Young men in Western countries have the highest suicide rates and are constantly told they are toxic just for being men. They no longer have masculine role models to look up to. Men are denigrated at every level of Western woke society and are punished simply for showing masculine biological traits. The woke emasculation of men is an agenda that is pushed from kindergarten to employment and is now firmly in place within society.

The game is rigged against men. The less you play, the more you win.

If you are male and feel marginalised, you can fight back. You do not have to take the demoralisation avenue forced upon you. You are not toxic for simply being born a man and acting in a masculine fashion. You can do something, you can make a difference, not only for yourself but other men. Be proud of your masculinity and act upon the woke Marxist disease infiltrating Western civilisation right now.

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10 Ways Young Men Can Fight Against Woke Emasculation

 

1. Develop Confidence and Self-Reliance: Cultivate self-confidence and self-reliance by setting and achieving personal goals. This helps build a strong sense of self-worth and independence.

2. Embrace Traditional Masculine Values: Uphold and embody values traditionally associated with masculinity, such as strength, courage, honour, and responsibility. Engage in activities that reinforce these traits.

3. Pursue Physical Fitness: Maintain a regular exercise routine to build physical strength and health. Engaging in sports, martial arts, or weight training can also foster discipline and resilience.

4. Seek Mentorship and Community: Surround yourself with like-minded men who share similar values. Joining men’s groups, clubs, or organisations can provide support and camaraderie.

5. Improve Skills and Competence: Continuously work on improving practical skills, whether it’s through formal education, vocational training, or self-taught endeavours. Being competent in various areas enhances confidence and independence.

6. Stand Up for Your Beliefs: Don’t be afraid to voice your opinions and stand by your beliefs, even if they are unpopular. Engage in respectful debates and discussions to defend your perspectives.

7. Be Financially Free: Create the element of self-sufficiency and self-reliance in all things, especially in financial freedom. Cultivate entrepreneurial skills to overcome the 9-5 narrative. Be financially prudent and secure bolstering your freedom to be who you are and not be subject to others and their agendas.

8. Cultivate Leadership Skills: Take on leadership roles in various aspects of your life, whether in your career, community, or personal life. Effective leadership embodies strength, decisiveness, and responsibility.

9. Set Personal Boundaries: Establish and maintain clear personal boundaries. This includes knowing when to say no and protecting your own mental and emotional health.

10. Change Woke Society: Engage in political and social forums online and offline to fight against the creep of soviet Marxist woke feminist indoctrination. By actively participating, using your knowledge and skills, you can change bit by bit the evil dystopian woke demoralisation of Western civilisation.

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Oops There’s Sh*t in the Tap Water Supply!

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Oops There’s Sh*t in the Tap Water Supply!

Your drinking tap water supply is contaminated with faeces…oops, but never mind, I’m a fat cat water boss on a salary of £5 million per year, so I generally don’t care. My home has its own premium water filtration system, but yours probably does not. My water company also pumps out tonnes of raw sewage daily into the sea where swimmers bathe, as well as into the rivers and lakes.

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Please do not worry as you get sick of cryptosporidium poisoning or some other nasty bacterial infection in your gut.

You will no doubt have the shits right now, well it’s no problem our water company will simply add your diarrhoea to the water system, and you will drink it again. It’s the circle of life and water.

Faeces in tap water detected in 10 regions of England

Thank you for paying your water bill especially as we have conveniently just raised our prices again. You’re paying inflated charges to drink shit, microplastics, lead, arsenic and of course fluoride which is good for your teeth and will keep you nice and compliant.

I am so happy living in my luxury mansion because I get to drink clean pure water, and you get to drink shitty water which will eventually kill you.

Have a nice fucking day, and don’t forget to stay hydrated for your own health.

Trump Not Much Chance of Re-election – Reasons Why

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Trump Not Much Chance of Re-election – Reasons Why

Sure, Donald J. Trump has a lot of followers, and many people are fed up with the demented ramblings from useless Joe Biden, but the truth is, what chance does Trump have against an entire biased system weaponised against him? Re-election is thus a distant dream away.

The CIA/NSA and all other intelligence agencies are actively working under the control of the people who control Joe Biden. Even though Joe Biden is meant to be the President of the United States, he is completely controlled by others because his dementia is at such an advanced stage. In this respect, he is the perfect puppet president because he can be controlled to do anything the people behind the scenes want him to do. Why would these people want a president like Donald Trump, who has a mind of his own and can make his own decisions? This would be a very scary scenario because the people behind the scenes would not have much power and control any more.

The entire US justice system has been weaponised and perverted to attack Trump, reduce his wealth and his will to run for office, as well as to keep him tied up in useless petty court cases that will stop him campaigning to be president.

All government federal agencies and departments are working against Donald Trump, including the entire electoral system for counting votes, etc.

The entire media machine apart from a very few are aligned with the Democrat socialists of America and support Biden 100%.

The entire military infrastructure has been turned against Trump, despite him thinking they are behind him.

Democrat states are the most populated areas of America, and with Biden’s open door policy for migrants, they will all vote for the re-election of Biden after being fast-tracked as US citizens by the Biden administration. Under Biden’s tenure, he has let in 10-15 million odd illegal immigrants from some of the poorest parts of the world, and all of these people count as an extra vote for the Democrats. Illegal immigration is essentially a voter farming operation for socialists not only in the USA, but this technique was actively applied in the UK (Tony Blair) as well.

The entire breadth of Silicon Valley and Big Tech are completely against Trump, and will exercise all manner of techniques to thwart his campaign. If you own the biggest monopoly search engine and support Biden, it’s a no-brainer that your search engine will be skewed in favour of Biden and only present negative results for Trump.

All in all, it will be a miracle if Trump is re-elected into office. The only way he can ever come into power would be through an active violent insurrection because the entire machinery of the US government and communications industry is weaponised against him.

 

Sadiq Khan Congratulates London Being Twinned With Port-au-Prince, Haiti

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Sadiq Khan Congratulates London Being Twinned With Port-au-Prince, Haiti

It’s official, Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan will today proudly celebrate the capital city of Britain London being twinned with Port-au-Prince, Haiti.

“I am so proud of the machete crime in London. Daily I read the reports of thousands of knife crime incidents and the gangs terrorising ordinary citizens, it’s brilliant, there is now literally no difference between London and Haiti,” the Mayor of London Khan said on Thursday.

It could be now illegal for criminals and gang members who are predominantly blacks committing the butchery to not carry machetes and zombie knives. For fear of being called racist and forbidden to stop crime by Sadiq Khan, the police are now impotent.

Inspector Unte revealed that it is “better to do paperwork in the office” than stop crime.

“We see the statistics and crime data every day from our offices. This is awful and horrific. My officers are really scared about the stuff we read about. Just yesterday I was in the video monitoring room and witnessed a horrendous crime by a rabid pack of machete carrying blacks robbing a pregnant white woman in Tottenham High Street. Of course, we could not do anything because it would be racist to intervene. Hey Julie, can I have another cup of tea and some scones, thanks?”

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