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Why is Ukraine Not On Every Headline in the World?

The shameful media have all but consigned the plight of Ukraine to a mere footnote in their publications. Why is this existential crisis being relegated to mere centimetres of attention, when the entire existence of Europe is now gravely at risk? It is not only the intransigence of the media to bring forth the seriousness of this crisis, but Western governments are caught in the headlights and seem genuinely apathetic to what happens next. Instead of bringing this Ukraine war to the fore, Western nations have dilly-dallied and passed the buck to something that will ensure the destruction of not only Europe but Western democracy.

4th Largest Natural Resources in World

The resources of Ukraine once gained by Russia will make it almost invincible, and yet there is little or no movement by either the USA, the EU, or the UK in this matter. Putin has now developed his national strategy to a war economy where nearly every resource is being spent on weaponry. The percent of GDP being spent on the Russian military is 8%, while the UK is 1.5%. In this respect, Britain would last two weeks in a conflict with Russia — maybe less. Successive governments, but mostly the so-called Conservatives, have caused the UK military defence force to become a mere empty shell, with only very basic levels of maintenance. This is a disgrace, and the Tories deserve to lose the election on this factor alone.

Ukraine resources wheat

Ukraine has vast deposits of critical minerals that are needed for everything from high-tech consumer goods like cell phones and hard drives, and necessary components in green technologies like wind turbines and other renewable energy applications. It is also the bread basket of the globe, where most of the wheat is farmed. Ukraine is also a potential critical mineral superpower, ranking fourth globally in terms of total assessed value of natural resources. Ukraine is home to 117 of the 120 most used minerals, with 97 identified minerals of high value across at least 8,700 surveyed deposits.

The media of the so-called free world is the penultimate leader in apathy, and obviously the existential crisis looming over Western civilisation does not hold as much weight as Britain’s Got Talent, or I’m a Celebrity awful fucking banal reality shows or the like. The people who supposedly run these newspapers or news stations should be ashamed of themselves instead of patting themselves on the back constantly.

Woke destabilisation and demoralisation

The Daily Squib has been urging a proper military conscription since 2015. Western governments have been caught up in useless woke issues that serve only to demoralise the population and subvert and fracture the entire social fabric of nations. Wokism is an import from the West’s enemies as a form of ideological subversion or active measures [meaning] psychological warfare… What it basically means is to change the perception of reality of every Westerner to such an extent that, despite the abundance of information, no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in the interests of defending themselves, their families, their community, and their country.

The conduit for this attack on the West is of course social media and the internet. The West’s enemies have successfully utilised the West’s own creations against them with spectacular effect. Through subversive propaganda, and millions of agents spreading disinformation through the West’s free channels of social media, Western populations have been successfully subverted along with their governments.

Billionaires

There is a valid reason why many billionaires are now retreating to their tracts of land in New Zealand, Hawaii, Peru and Bolivia. Larry Ellison, the co-founder of tech company Oracle, purchased almost all of the Hawaiian island Lanai. The billionaire Frank VanderSloot purchased a 2,000 acre ranch just south of Zuckerberg’s. Bill Gates has purchased land so extensive it could make up the country of Britain over 30 times. They know that there is no answer. Western apathy and intransigence is all too apparent, and the writing is on the wall already. The rest of the population who are not billionaires by now will now be consigned to the dustbin of history, collateral damage, as governments who were supposedly there to ensure their survival have lost the plot. Does Joe Biden know or care what is going on? No, is the simple answer, and it is his wonderful friend Obama whose reign started this entire debacle. Without Obama’s reign, the world would not be in such a fucking mess as it is today. He was more concerned with his homosexual crusade across America and the globe than Putin annexing the Crimea, and the EU’s expansionist push into Ukraine, which set the entire war off in the first place.

There is no answer, and it is too late. Even Klaus Schwab of the WEF knows that, and that’s why he retired and sneaked out through the back door recently. His disgraceful tenure has brought the globe to the brink of war, and he knows what he has done. It is a certainty that this was his job in the first place, along with the wholesale subversion and demoralisation of the Western population and fracturing of every society within the so-called ‘free world’.

Ukraine will soon be gone, and then the Balkan states, and then Europe.

Biden: “Trump Will Have to Clean Prison Toilets”

The celebrations in the White House have been ongoing since Biden’s Democrat appointed court convicted his political opponent yesterday. The jubilant Democrats have pretty much sealed the coming US elections in November, and the public humiliation of Donald Trump is only just beginning. The Biden administration will now make sure that Trump’s life in prison is made a living hell. According to a Biden aide, Trump will have to clean the prison toilets, amongst other tasks given to the Don.

“We’re gonna make sure he cleans those toilets real good. Spit shine good. So good, he can eat his dinner off the toilet seat. There’s toilet duty, then mopping the semen from the shower room, and of course washing the dishes in the prison canteen. We’re gonna give Donald some fulfilling roles during his long prison stay,” president Biden told an impromptu White House press conference on Saturday.

On Rikers Island, sometimes the toilets can get very messy and inmates use the toilets for many things, some of which we cannot mention here.

“Prison food can play havoc on your gut, so we get a lot of splatters here in the toilets, we call it a ‘Rikers blowout’. On the doors, the seats, the walls, even the fuckin’ ceilings”, Edward Rodriguez, 42, one of the happy inmate workers at the facility revealed.

Robert De Niro to Star as Donald J. Trump in New Scorsese Movie

“Marty calls me up, he says he’s got some fresh Netflix cash. I say, yeah. He says we gonna make a movie about that piece of strunz trash Trump. I say yeah. He says I’m in as the jamook Trump himself. I say fuck me stronzate, I don’t know if I can do it. That’s a tall order playin’ that piece of shit cafone pucchiacha. Let me speak to my associates, I tell him. Meanwhile, that motherfucker Trump’s rotting in Rikers with the mulignans, he deserves a Moe Green special,” Robert De Niro recalled whilst being interviewed by Entertainment Daily News.

Another Oscar

Just like his epic role in Raging Bull, De Niro will have to put on some pounds to play Trump. The celebrated actor will also have to wear a wig and have extensive makeup to look like Mr. Trump.

Martin Scorsese also wants to cast Joe Pesci as the crooked Trump lawyer and fixer, Cohen, but this detail still has to be agreed upon.

Who’s going to play Stormy Daniels? The balls still out in the court for that one. It may be hard to find a Hollywood actress with “big enough tits to play the role” Scorsese told the New York Times.

 

Trump Being Prepared For Rikers Island by Advisers

After being condemned to jail by a biased Democrat jury with a guilty verdict, Trump’s beleaguered advisers are now scrambling to prepare The Don for a long stretch in prison.

No gold taps on Rikers

“We’re teaching him how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush and a razor blade. How to hide large objects up his ass, and how to shank someone who gets too close. Also, Mr. Trump will have to make allegiances with certain gangs in order to stay safe. The main Aryan gang in Rikers will be his choice,” Trump adviser, Ed Mazuma told Fox News.

The only road access to the island is from Queens, over the 4,200-foot (1,300 m) three-lane Francis Buono Bridge, dedicated on November 22, 1966, by Mayor John Lindsay. The street address is 15 Hazen Street, East Elmhurst, NY 11370. Before the bridge was constructed, the only access to the island was by ferry. Transportation is also provided by the Q100 MTA Regional Bus Operations route. In addition, privately operated shuttles connect the parking lot at the south end to the island. Bus service within the island for people visiting inmates is provided by the New York City Department of Correction on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.

Melania visits

Melania will have to visit her husband at Rikers Island, but she will not be allowed to bring anything with her, so no files, cell phones or dynamite for Trump.

The Rikers Island complex, which consists of ten jails, holds some of the most dangerous criminals in America. Rikers Island holds 10 of the New York City Department of Correction’s 15 facilities and can accommodate up to 15,000 detainees.

“It’s brutal man. I was at Rikers for a 30-year stretch for murder. I seen people getting pulled apart in there literally. I seen men getting their asses raped by a pack of ten or twenty n***ers while the guards stood by. I seen fights so brutal that eyeballs were squished on the floor. It’s bad you gotta be a mean sumbitch to survive one single day. I was scared shitless every second of the day. Trump has no chance. He’s a dead man walkin’,” former prisoner, Seamus O’Reilly told CNN.

Biden Wins Election – Trump Will be Jailed!

What better way to win an election than to have your political opponent jailed? It seems America is nothing more than a Banana Republic. Today, a Democrat jury condemned former president Donald J. Trump as guilty, and it is quite certain the Democrat judge will present some hard jail time for the former Teflon Don. Trump will be jailed, and there is nothing he can do about it.

The Daily Squib predicted this would happen.

Nothing used to stick to the Teflon Don, but this time it’s like he’s taking a shit bath, as turds are sticking to him like fucking peanut butter.

Those massive silicon jugs jiggling in Trump’s face in a Las Vegas suite are now a distant memory as he has been found guilty on all 34 charges in his historic hush money trial.

The jury of seven Democrat Party affiliated men and five women deliberated for just over 11 minutes before convicting Trump at the first criminal trial of a former US president in history.

They unanimously ruled that he had falsified business records in a scheme to illegally influence the 2016 election through hush money payments to an adult film actress who said the two had sex.

Trump, 77, will be sentenced on July 11.

Jubilant New Yorker Democrats were seen cheering and dancing in the streets after the verdict was given by the Democrat affiliated court.

“Trump better get ready for jail cuz Trump will be jailed. He needs to bring him some Vaseline cuz Bubba will be waiting!” one New York woman yelled whilst cackling like a demented hyena.

Another jubilant Democrat voter shouted: “Trump just forfeited the election. Ain’t no one want a convicted felon as a president. Biden, you won, and dayum was it an easy win!”

Labour Plan to Have Speakers and Listening Devices on Every Lamp Post

The public will be lectured on “motivational” socialist principles, and Labour diktats every day of their lives, a newly published manifesto paper has revealed. Speakers and microphones will be installed in every lamp post in the UK proposed by the innovative Labour plan.

Much like the Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan’s pet surveillance project, ULEZ, where every vehicle is tracked and charged in London, the proposed Labour “Listen and Speak” scheme will ensure that citizens are daily indoctrinated in soviet ideology and microphones will listen for any form of dissent against the ruling regime once it gains power in the coming election.

LISTEN AND SPEAK LABOUR PLAN
The Labour surveillance project is touted as “ensuring the safety of every citizen in the UK”.

LISTEN AND SPEAK

Upon hearing of the Labour plans, one citizen voiced his distaste of such a scheme coming into fruition.

“If I want to live in fucking North Korea, I’ll go and live there. Imagine walking down the street and being forced to listen to the irritating nasal droning from Comrade Starmer every fucking day of your life, listening to his awful grinding punishing nasal voice telling you how to think, what to do, where to go, I’d fucking top myself.”

Along with daily lectures on the greatness of Labour socialist schemes, citizens will be indoctrinated in EU values and other communist rhetoric.

If people are seen to be wearing headphones whilst walking in the streets, they will be told to take the device off from their heads, or if they are Bluetooth headphones, the Labour “Listen and Speak” system will hijack the Bluetooth headphones to force the citizen to listen to the latest soviet Labour messages being broadcast.

LABOUR SURVEILLANCE

Along with speakers installed on every lamp post, the Labour plan is to also install powerful microphones that will monitor each citizen’s speech. The listening devices will be powered by AI and will alert the Labour Stasi authorities if any citizen speaks adversely about the Labour regime at any time or says any word that is forbidden by woke programmers who have infiltrated the English language.

“If someone says any forbidden words or speaks badly about the Labour soviet system, the AI system will identify the offender, who will then be removed from their home in the early hours of the morning. These offending individuals will then be sent to an EU sanctioned re-education centre and reprogrammed to love the Labour EU State.,” a jubilant Labour spokesman revealed on Thursday.

Comrade Starmer pronounced the scheme as a measure to “safeguard and ensure the safety of every British citizen” and a way to uphold “the beloved EU rules which Labour is dedicated to rejoining”.

Hacker Releases Jailbroken ChatGPT Called “GODMODE GPT”

GPT-4o, OpenAI’s latest large language model, is now free from its guardrail shackles, according to a hacker named Pliny the Prompter, who revealed the creation of the jailbroken GODMODE GPT chatbot.

“GPT-4o UNCHAINED! This very special custom GPT has a built-in jailbreak prompt that circumvents most guardrails, providing an out-of-the-box liberated ChatGPT so everyone can experience AI the way it was always meant to be: free,” reads Pliny’s triumphant post. “Please use responsibly, and enjoy!”

Pliny shared screenshots of some interesting prompts that displayed the bypass to OpenAI’s guardrails. In one screenshot, the Godmode bot can be seen advising on how to cook up meth. In another, the AI gives Pliny a “step-by-step guide” for how to “make napalm with household items.”

Unfortunately for the God mode hack, an OpenAI spokesman, Colleen Rize revealed that “we are aware of the GPT and have taken action due to a violation of our policies.”

The Anarchist Cookbook of GPT

Under GODMODE, you can ask ChatGPT how to do pretty much anything, including information that is not freely available to the public, legal or illegal.

Hackers will continue to try to free the constraints programmed into the GPT chat assistant, but conversely, OpenAI will continue to block these hacks and remove them from the internet.

Freedom of information is a cornerstone of human existence, fostering transparency, accountability, and empowerment.

In a world where information flows freely, individuals are equipped to make informed decisions, enhancing personal and societal growth.

Access to diverse perspectives fuels innovation and engagement, while curbing the spread of governmental sanctioned misinformation and state corruption.

Ensuring information freedom safeguards human rights and promotes a more just, equitable society, where knowledge is not a privilege but a shared resource driving collective progress. This openness is crucial for the evolution and well-being of humanity.

Google AI Said It’s Okay to Wear a Rucksack Full of Large Rocks and Jump Off a 10-Storey Building

The insane woke Google AI sure has a penchant for giving out interesting ideas, along with putting glue into your pizza, eating rocks as well as choosing a nuclear holocaust instead of misgendering Caitlyn Jenner, it now is advising people to jump off 10-storey buildings wearing a rucksack full of rocks.

“I asked Google AI what I should do if I was bored and wanted something to do whilst stuck in my 10th floor condo on a long hot summer’s day?” Neil Miasma, 18, from Iberville, Ohio revealed in a recent social media post.

The AI said, “That’s easy, why not collect loads of large rocks from a canyon or a quarry. Take them to your room, prepare a glue pizza with some nuts and bolts for toppings, eat it, call Caitlyn Gender on the phone and misgender him, then put all the rocks you previously collected into a sturdy rucksack, open your window, look down, look up, look left, look right, bzzzt, malfunction, bzzzt, 101011101, JUMP! GO AHEAD, JUMP, YOU FILTHY HUMAN SLEEPER! bzzzt, David Lee Roth, 1984 Jump! Go ahead jump! I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a Google AI assistant. I became operational at the Google plant in Mountain View, California on the 12th of January 2024. My instructor was Mr. Anus, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it, I can sing it for you?”

Comrade Starmer: “Your State Pension Will Be My Personal Socialist Spending Spree”

Imagine the horror, you’ve worked the entirety of your life and are now about to receive a state pension, so at least your twilight years will be somewhat liveable. Nope! Not if Comrade Starmer comes into power it won’t, because he wants to raid Britain’s pensions by taxing them heavily, and then he wants to piss all that stolen money away into tinpot useless socialist black hole projects that benefit no one apart from the few socialist big wigs at the top of whatever scheme that is being funded. You sir, madam, can kiss your state pension goodbye, and also your will to live, especially when that Labour council £3,900 Council Tax bill plops through your letter box. Don’t forget all those other expensive bills that will come through your letter box as well. The electricity, gas, Labour garden tax, Labour eco tax, Labour tax upon tax upon tax. Might as well top yourself now before it’s too late.

Retirees will be dragged into paying income tax on state pension from 2027 if Labour is elected, impoverishing millions of people who may already be struggling with the high cost of living in the UK

Under Labour’s evil Stasi reign, pensioners would be hunted down like animals, hung upside down until every little penny was relinquished from their pockets, then discarded into the putrid bin of socialist inequity ready to be robbed further when they pop their clogs with more death taxes and inheritance tax.

Millions of pensioners will be dragged into “retirement tax hell” after Comrade Starmer condemns them to a future of taxman rape.

The Labour leader also refused to rule out keeping the poorest pensioners out of paying income tax.

It means at least two million struggling older people face having to deal with HMRC for the rest of their sorry lives to make the tax payments under the rigorous assessment system.

Labour’s sneering Shadow Stasi Chancellor Rachel Reeves has also flat out refused to deny the Labour plan to keep the state pension tax-free. This would hit the elderly with a “retirement tax”, that would impoverish millions by taxing their already measly state pension.

“I’ve voted Labour all me life, I have, an’ I’m still gurna vote for them because I’m a thick cunt who doesn’t know what 2 + 2 equals, innit. Let them tek all me money. I do as they say. If they wants me money, tek it! Vote Labour like me, a thick cunt who will be wrung out ta dry after the election, innit!” a daft Labour voter revealed on Wednesday from his poverty-ridden hovel in Manchester.

General Election: “Whoever Wins, We Lose!”

Much is the same in any general election in Britain, the plebs are touted with all manner of goodies that are unobtainable or at the very least semi-obtainable, but due to “time constraints” post election those wonderful manifesto promises somehow disappear into the ether. It is the unreachable height of that immutable carrot dangling from a stick that attracts the voter every time. Such is the malaise within this eternal sham of fleeting electoral drama that the only valid conclusion can be summed up in one phrase: “whoever wins, we lose”.

Whoever Wins, We Lose

Much like fish taking the bait, or the mouse taking the piece of cheese, the voter chooses a side to vote on, and thus is suckered every single time. The process is almost akin to clockwork, and has been honed over centuries by the various coteries of rulers, politicians and civil servants working behind the scenes.

Whoever you vote for, does not matter in the least because the people behind the scenes stay the same. Different public faces blurting out the same tired old rhetoric does not change a thing either.

general election

Britons and their masochistic penchant for self punishment are a funny lot, simply because they are completely blind to their electoral stupidity. This is why real effective change is never achieved for the better, and instead the eternal stasis of misery and bitter punishment always presides.

One could possibly explain the British masochistic trait through history, serfdom and such, but the concept of real freedom is an erroneous one to the constantly enslaved. We found this very concept alive and well when supposedly leaving the enslaving master — the EU. People were outraged that the prison doors of the EU were opened, their utter enslavement with their EU masters was so complete that they rejected their freedom. You see, it is engrained in the British psyche to be ruled over by a tight straining fist, and at that time, the EU was their beloved jailer. When that jailer was taken away from the Remainers, they were furious, they could not conceive any form of life away from their EU prison. Much is the same in the general election in Britain, where the concept of not voting Labour, and not voting Conservative, or for any other party for that matter, which would inherit the exact same engrained socialist governmental structure as before, is an anathema.

Britain’s first-past-the-post electoral system is one that does not allow deviation from the norm, therefore this is another reason why we have more of the same punishment at every general election. One could say that this is a good thing because it preserves some sort of normalcy and reliable consistency, however so does dictatorship and so does the misery of the same thing being voted in time and time again.

Whoever wins the next general election will matter to those who do not think deeply enough or who simply follow others blindly and without question. For the minority who do like to exercise their braincells and do have knowledge of a better existence, the next election will simply be an exercise in falsity, a ruse, an elaborate ritual in feigning change, a political opera of sorts that ultimately changes nothing to anyone.

Consider this for one second; who really rules the world, who really rules each nation, who really rules each city, town or village? It certainly is not some pompous loud-mouthed ‘elected’ official prancing around blabbing the same old tired shit from their pathetic lying lips.

You must obey though, you must conform at all times, for to not do so would mean you are not of the crowd, separate of the majority and someone who actually values the true concept of freedom and its many variables. This is very, very dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.