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Meghan Markle to be Anointed as Queen of Yoruba Tribe

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“I invoke the mighty Ogun and Shango and venerate my ancestors who were sold to the white slave traders to be shipped to America by Yoruba kings hundreds of years ago. I do not blame the kings, they just wanted blankets, whisky and guns, and my ancestors were probably slaves in Africa anyway. But putting that aside, I will fly to Lagos, Nigeria in four weeks to be appointed as Supreme Queen of the Yoruba tribe and people, and of all of Nigeria and Benin. It is my destiny as I am after all 43% Nigerian, as I publicised constantly during the Invictus Games and Royal Nigerian Tour,” Meghan Markle told an audience at a symposium for disabled black children in Los Angeles.

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For over 200 years, powerful kings in what is now the country of Benin captured and sold slaves to Portuguese, French and British merchants. The slaves were usually men, women and children from rival tribes — gagged and jammed into boats bound for Brazil, Haiti and the United States. Source

Meghan Markle added: “Many African Americans blame white people for slavery, but none of it could have happened without the African tribes and kings who sold slaves to the white traders. This is something that is covered up because it does not suit the “race card” and “anti-white” agenda pushed by American social justice warriors and liberals. I do not think it was right, but my ancestors were slaves sold by our own people. It is what it is.”

Every nation and race has endured slavery throughout history, and not just African Americans.

Keep Celery Crunchy and Fresh for Four Weeks With Easy Storage Solution

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Celery, like many salad items, has a short shelf life once it reaches your fridge. However, changing the way you store it can prolong its freshness for up to four weeks. We discovered the perfect easy storage solution for your piece of celery.

Steve from Common Sense Tips Online posed the question: “What is the best way to store celery?”

He then pointed out that manufacturers package everything in fucking plastic wrapping which sort of explains why we all have microplastics in our bodies and the rates of cancer are rising yearly.

The food storage expert added: “Notice they use plastic wrapping, but the interesting thing you should note is the plastic wrapping is essentially poisoning us all slowly. This is something no one likes to bring up, and is very hush, hush.

“That tells us that the manufacturer doesn’t give a shit about the health of the population and everything is about profit.”

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Limp celery is great for cooking especially used as a base for bolognese with carrot and diced onion

Sharing an alternative storage method for celery, Steve said: “I have some celery that’s been in the fridge for about four weeks. I’ll throw the fucking thing out, and go and buy a new bunch. Easy as fucking pie.”

He demonstrated the effectiveness of this method by walking to the supermarket, buying a new bunch of celery and breaking a stalk in half, revealing a satisfying crunch after coming back home.

Explaining why going to the supermarket works well, Steve said: “It’s a no-brainer. Your celery goes rotten in the fridge. The supermarket is an easy storage solution. Just get a new bunch, leave it in the fridge again until that goes rotten, rinse and repeat. Are you fucking stupid or something? Yes, this is a space filler article mimicking all media outlets, but what I’m saying is bloody common sense. Get a fucking life, will ya!”

Macron On the Way to the Guillotine: “Everything is All Right!”

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The baying crowd of peasants shout and spit at Emmanuel Macron as he is carted off to the guillotine, his only remark that “everything is all right” and that “there is nothing to see here, please go home” is promptly answered by a farmer throwing a large rotten turnip at his head.

The cobbled streets of Paris make for a rickety ride on Macron’s last journey to Le Guillotine.

Again, the feverish pitch of the peasants rises, undulating much like an ocean storm about to hit the shore violently. An old peasant woman with no teeth lifts her breeches to urinate in the gutter, and no one bats an eyelid. There are more important things at hand, like bringing justice to France from a man who has shat on millions of hard-working citizens.

This is truly the day of reckoning, not only for Macron but for France. For too long the rot has been allowed to set in; the streets are now filled with tents full of migrants mostly from Sub-Saharan Africa and the Middle East, the taxes are too high, and a grave injustice has been committed on the French farmers, amongst many other professions.

“Tout va bien, il n’y a rien à voir ici,” Macron urges from atop the cart, just as a juicy cow-pat lands in his face, fresh from a farm.

The steel blade of the guillotine beckons, and the neatly placed basket under it is calmly waiting for Macron’s guilty head.

“This is all von der Leyen’s fault, I had nothing to do with it!” Macron pleads, this time answered by a filthy rag with god knows what on it.

“Avez-vous un dernier mot?” the executioner asks.

“Non!” is the simple answer as the blade drops to great cheer.

Labour War on Private Schools: “Hogwarts May be Forced to Close”

Comrade Starmer and his Marxist Labour Muggles are so intent on ruining private schools by taxing school fees, that the famous wizard school where Harry Potter and his chums attended could be forced to close as well, the Daily Prophet newspaper has revealed. The Labour war on private schools and Hogwarts is really heating up.

“This is Muggle persecution gone mad” screams one of the headlines from the Daily Prophet.

Many wizarding parents have also chimed in to the outrage by writing in their concerns.

Argus Mendacious a parent of two Hogwarts pupils, Jenny, 12, and Rodney, 14, went absolutely ballistic upon hearing the news from the Muggle Marxist shisters Labour and their useless war on private schools.

“Just because these Labour Muggles and squibs think it will bring in more money so they can spend it all on black hole socialist tin-pot money pit projects, they have no bloody idea what they are doing. Hogwarts is an institution that educates the next generation of wizards and is crucial to keeping the equilibrium between our magical world and the Muggle world. If Hogwarts goes, guess who wins? Yes, it will be Voldemort and the dastardly Malfoys.”

Indeed, this Muggle Labour mess plays right into the hands of Voldemort, who many suspect is behind all of this chicanery.

Gryffindor to the rescue

Nelson Huffapup, a recently graduated wizard from Gryffindor, chimed in with a solid plan to somehow avert certain destruction for the school of magic.

“I say we all concentrate on Comrade Starmer and blast him with Obliviate. If enough of us do it at the same time, he will be given a magical lobotomy, and he won’t even know his name or where he is. If any other Labour Party muggle tries anything, we do the same to them. Obliviate and then the banishing charm Depulso.”

Hogwarts’ illustrious history

The wonderful and very private magical school, Hogwarts was founded around the 9th century by Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, Helga Hufflepuff and Salazar Slytherin.

Hogwarts was established in the Highlands of Scotland to educate young wizards and witches, as well as to keep students safe from Muggle persecution.

Theory has it that Rowena Ravenclaw came up with the name of Hogwarts after dreaming of a warty hog that led her to a cliff by a lake. Since then, Hogwarts educated most wizarding children with residence in Great Britain and Ireland, keeping its location hidden from other wizarding schools and Muggles.

Data Analytics Services – Why is Data so Important to Every Business?

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Analysing data is a laborious process that requires commitment, access to always up-to-date information and the ability to draw conclusions from it. It is very difficult to imagine a successful business that does not collect data, process it, analyse it and include it in its business strategy. Why is it so important to conduct reliable data analytics? Is it a good idea to use big data analytics services and solutions from external companies?

    •  Data analytics services – why is this process so important in every company?
    •  Support for efficient big data management

Data analytics services – why is this process so important in every company?

Data analytics is a very important process in every company. Access to current information and the ability to draw conclusions from it is crucial to better prosper on the market and become a competitive company. Well-interpreted and analysed data facilitates strategic planning of operations in the company, identifying trends, following them, and optimising all tasks for each department of the company.

Lack of access to data, its monitoring and analysis, on the other hand, can lead to decisions on inappropriate investments, missing the expectations and needs of customers, misunderstanding the market and incurring high costs on ill-considered projects.

Thanks to data analytics services, you can effectively handle the optimization and management of each business project, as well as ensure successful strategic planning of future activities and operations in the company.

Support for efficient big data management

Using the services of external companies that specialise in data analysis is a great convenience for business. One of the first areas that their support concerns is data consulting. A team of professionals helps to better understand data and build an effective business strategy based on it.

The second area of support concerns the creation of a solution in the form of a platform that will facilitate data collection, analysis, processing and drawing conclusions. Such data – current and archived – can be used to forecast further strategic actions for the business.

The third area of support is assistance in data management. In this matter, it is very important to know the life cycle of data, maintain its consistency, use reliable sources of information, and integrate the data needed to create a clear analysis.

Thanks to the support of an external company, many businesses are more data-oriented and derive maximum benefits from it when planning further actions to gain a competitive advantage on the market.

Can You Wear Gold and Silver Together: Main Rules for Combining and Storing Jewellery?

Fashion trends in jewellery are constantly evolving, and designers now confidently assert — you can wear gold with silver together!

Gold and silver are completely opposite: warmth and cold, activeness and calmness, Sun and Moon; yet, mixing metals has become a popular fashion statement. Gold is a more luxurious option suitable for special occasions, while silver is more moderate and casual, but combining both metals emphasizes the different textures and creates a cohesive look. However, in certain cases, they can complement each other.

There has been a trend of producing rings, earrings, and sets made of silver with gold overlays or inserts. The surface of the silver is coated with rhodium, and the piece is designed in a single style to highlight the gold accents. If stones are used in the jewellery collection, they are usually light-coloured, adding to the aesthetic that emphasizes the different textures. The result is a neat accessory that can be worn every day.

Rules for Combining Gold and Silver Jewellery

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It’s All About Style

The optimal style is minimalism. Such pieces are not overloaded with decor and have a harmonious design. They are easy to combine with each other and with any other accessories. Minimalist jewellery refreshes everyday looks and is suitable for meetings with friends or office work with a strict dress code.

Casual is another popular style that combines individuality and comfort. It allows the mixing of pieces of various sizes and shapes with different symbols and bright inserts. These can be large brooches and massive rings encrusted with large natural stones.

However, it’s better not to experiment with vintage-style accessories. The specific texture and unique appearance make such jewellery self-sufficient, and harmonious combinations with other accessories are nearly impossible. Those who prefer vintage style should wear a set of several pieces from the same metal.

Creative and artistic individuals choose the ethnic style as a means of self-expression. Several thin gold rings or bracelets combined with appropriate clothing, like non-office attire, look stylish.

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Two in One

Choosing a two-tone piece as the main accessory will simplify the creation of a harmonious set. It will serve as a linking element among the other pieces. Two-tone jewellery is typically made in two variants:

  1. Silver with gold plating on certain elements and;
  2. Silver items with gold plates applied, emphasizing the gold detailing.

Such pieces can be easily combined into original sets with both gold and silver jewellery.

Combining Types

It is easiest to mix pieces of the same type: several rings, bracelets, or chains. You can even wear so-called twin jewellery – made from different metals. Jewellery companies now produce the same models in both gold and silver.

You can combine not only the types of metals but also the shades. For example, you can create stylish sets by combining jewellery made of yellow, red, rose, and white gold.

Unity of Details

Elegant combinations of jewellery, including gold, have something in common: geometric shapes, patterns, or insert colours. For example, a filigree silver ring will make an excellent pair with a thin gold chain.

A gold ring with a large central stone perfectly complements a delicate silver ring with a small crystal of the same shade.

Gold jewellery should be larger. Gold always takes the lead and draws attention away from silver. Moreover, it highlights the owner’s financial status.

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Image: inspirational bracelets for women – motivational engraving that will put a smile on your face.

Layering is Good

This stylistic technique is appreciated by people who wear a lot of jewellery simultaneously. It is permissible and fashionable to wear several chains of different lengths and bangles of varying thicknesses. If you prefer a watch with a metal bracelet, you can additionally adorn your wrist with a geometric-shaped piece made of another metal.

Combining the Complex with the Simple

When forming a set with an accent piece, try to balance it with something simple. For example, massive gold earrings make a stylish pair with minimalist silver ear cuffs. A gold ring with a diamond can be complemented with a silver ring with minimal decor and no inserts. Simple earrings will match a layered necklace.

Wedding Ring Counts

No matter what metal the wedding ring is made of, it should not be the centre of attention. It is not the main piece of the look. It’s a symbol of love that you will wear even without other accessories. On the contrary, it can be adorned by adding an engagement ring of original design.

Also, do not base your choice of jewellery on metal buttons, zippers, and buckles. Consider them in the styling of the look, but do not give them a leading role.

Cons of Wearing Gold and Silver Together

Unfortunately, there are drawbacks to combining jewellery made of precious metals.

  • Different Physical Properties. Gold is softer than silver; after several years of active wear, gold pieces will show scratches and dents.
  • Oxidation of Metals on Contact with Skin. Silver is more prone to corrosion, and when it comes into contact with gold, greenish stains appear on the jewellery, which is difficult to remove.

Wear the pieces occasionally rather than daily to avoid mechanical damage. Regularly maintain your jewellery to protect it from oxidation and tarnishing.

Breaking the Rules for Style

Today, the “mix&match” trend dominates clothing and accessories-combining opposing styles (casual, romantic, classic, etc.) in one outfit. Jewellery brands have also embraced this, frequently releasing models that pair well together but are not part of a set. It is acceptable to break the rules for the sake of style when you want to express individuality and create something unique.

Earrings

These can be studs, pendants, or convenient hooks made of gold and silver. A more budget-friendly line is silver earrings with gold plates. Silver and gold pendant earrings are a great choice for an evening look. They pair well with an updo or short hairstyle.

Pendants

Silver pendants are often combined with chains made of interwoven white and yellow metals, making them perfect gifts that emphasize the union of different metals. Geometric models in which intertwined strips of the two metals form interesting compositions are also available. Complex silver pendants are mostly encrusted with cubic zirconia and zircons.

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Rings

Can you wear rings of different metals on one hand? Stylists say yes, but with one caveat–don’t overdo the number of pieces.

When wearing rings on one hand, avoid putting them on every finger. This will prevent the jewellery from rubbing against each other and avoid scratches.
Two massive pieces in a set are unlikely to create visual harmony.

If one is inlaid with pearls, the shades of the pieces will be less noticeable. An opaque insert will highlight the advantages of the more affordable metal.

Pieces with a common detail–similar ornament, shade of inserts, shape, or size–go well together.

“Try not to be afraid, place a mirror in the brightest spot of your apartment, and start experimenting. Wear the incompatible and unexpectedly make it ‘compatible’. Think it’s a bold move? No, it’s the secret move of the Queen of Trinkets. Sometimes, even the most unpredictable combinations of gold and silver can play together so well that the next hit by Sting will be about you. That’s how you get a Desert Rose.” Queen of Trinkets – Moldavskaya Vika, founder of the Vilavi brand.

A luxurious set can be made from white gold and rhodium-plated silver. Both have a noble appearance and identical shade and, like no other jewellery, they highlight a bronze tan beautifully.

Can Gold and Silver be Stored Together?

Since gold is quite a soft metal, it should be stored separately from other metals, including silver, which can scratch it. Under no circumstances should jewellery and precious metals be stored together. Where your treasures are kept should be dry, as metals do not like moisture. Silver, by the way, can be stored in a polyethylene bag. The main thing is to avoid moisture.

A special jewellery box divided into multiple sections and lined with soft fabric can be an excellent storage choice. Remember that gold and silver jewellery require care, so occasionally clean them with special products.

Harry: “Meghan is My Div Master and Always Sends Me Off For a Rip”

Prince Harry, an Old Etonian, is somehow stuck in a rut. He hastily married a woman who sort of turned out to be his Div Master and a Prae along with being a hard-hitting matron, all at the same bloody time.

The former working royal does not get much of a jaunt up Judy’s Passage any more, so he has to do a few solo walks by himself, relegated to the non-specialist ways.

He also does not care for cricket at Mespots either, and is consequently now not even known as a dry Bob. In fact, what does Harry do all day anyway? He’s as useless as a Slack Bob munching away on his tucker at Rowland’s inanely with no solid mission at hand.

No Pop

In the early days of the ill-fated marriage, he was often sent up for good, but these days, there is none of that, just plain old rip after rip and bills.

What the Div Master Wants, the Div Master Gets

The Beak gives Harry the fixtures, and he has to abide by them without fail, otherwise all hell breaks loose and his tuck box will be empty for the next month, worse still, he might even have to bend over for the Conduct as punishment.

Sent off for chores is also de rigueur; doing this photo shoot, calling the PR men, calling the lawyers, calling Netflix for more cash, and all that tedious stuff.

Being stuck in some morose Yankee land is conjointly playing on the prince’s emotional strings. Gone are the days of sauntering up the Long Walk dreaming about snorting cocktails at Mahiki, sadly now the prince is in a permanent state of Lock Up and EW with not even a Chambers or a Half in sight.

The Second “Spanish Inquisition” Will Burn and Flail British Tourists

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In Spain, if you ask a local what they think of British tourists, they will do a long hock in their throat then spit a huge greeny on to the ground. The first Spanish Inquisition was pretty awful, and in that grand Spanish tradition, the second Spanish Inquisition will be just as bad.

“If we believe you are hiding that you are a British tourist, we will first roast your feet over a fire, then put you head first into a boiling pot of oil. If you then refuse to reveal you are a British tourist, then we will hang you by your genitals, even then if you refuse, well, we will then take away your beach towel, your beer money and put large rocks in your luggage, so the package tour airline charges you with vast excess weight charges. Many confess after that stage, and we kick them back to Britain,” Pepe Gonzalez, a Spanish Inquisitor, revealed to the Benidorm Herald newspaper.

Váyanse, cerdos Británicos

British tourists it seems are a pariah in most parts of the world, but none more so than Spain.

The second Spanish Inquisition is going so well that many hotels and bars in all the holiday hotspots are now empty, and the locals and Spanish government are not receiving any valuable revenue from the British tourists any more.

“We are happy. Last year our bar was making 75,000 euros per month, and this year, we are making 50 euros a month if we are lucky. Some commentators say the Spaniards have shot themselves in their foot, and as I weep into my monthly account statement, I have to agree,” Pedro Dago, a Benidorm bar owner said as bailiffs were breaking into his office to seize anything they could.

Californian Trans Woman Diagnosed With Prostate Cancer

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Tragedy has struck Marjorie Benson, 58, from Los Angeles, California, who as a trans woman has been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Misgender Misdiagnosis Outrage

“But, I am a woman, I cannot get prostate cancer. This is ridiculous, and I am going to complain to the doctors. I want a fourth opinion,” Mrs. Benson remarked after the diagnosis.

Many people in the Democrat run state were also shocked that a trans woman could receive such an erroneous diagnosis.

“Marjorie is a woman, she identifies as a woman, therefore there is no doubt in my mind that she does not have something that only men get. This is ridiculous, the prognosis is simply wrong. Maybe the docs mistook Marjorie’s womb as a prostate or something,” Caitlin Jamboree, another trans woman, revealed.

Dr Michael Scheisse, MD, head cancer doctor at Sherman Neumann Hospital in LA, was adamant that Marjorie received the correct diagnosis.

“Well, Marjorie has a huge cock and a pair of hairy swingin’ balls, and a prostate. Even if we chopped off her cock and balls, she would still have a prostate. She also has a male skeletal structure, an Adam’s Apple and male chromosomes, but who am I to judge biology or science?”

Transexual women are advised to have their prostate’s checked every year, as early diagnosis of prostate cancer could save their lives.

 

Assessing Ireland’s Greatest Jumps Racing Trainers

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Ireland has a rich tradition in jumps racing, producing some of the finest trainers in the sport. This success is not only evident on the racecourse but also in the horse race betting online, where Irish-trained horses are often favourites.

This article assesses the achievements and contributions of Ireland’s greatest jumps racing trainers, including Willie Mullins, Gordon Elliott, Henry de Bromhead, Michael ‘Mouse’ Morris, Aidan O’Brien, and Jessica Harrington.

Willie Mullins

Mullins stands at the pinnacle of National Hunt racing. Known for his careful preparation and an eye for spotting talent, Mullins has dominated the Cheltenham Festival for years, becoming the first trainer to surpass 100 winners this year.

His yard, Closutton Stables, has produced numerous champions, including Faugheen, Vautour, and the exceptional Al Boum Photo, who secured back-to-back Gold Cup victories in 2019 and 2020.

Mullins’ ability to consistently field a strong team across all major festivals has earned him a legendary status in jumps racing.

Gordon Elliott

Elliott is another powerhouse in Irish jumps racing. His training career is highlighted by his success in the Grand National, with Tiger Roll winning the historic race in 2018 and 2019, the first horse to achieve this since Red Rum over 50 years ago.

Elliott’s knack for preparing horses for big occasions has seen him claim victories in major races, such as the Cheltenham Gold Cup and multiple Grade 1 events. His resilience and strategic training methods have solidified his reputation as one of the top trainers in the sport.

Henry de Bromhead

Henry de Bromhead has risen to prominence with remarkable achievements in recent years. Known for his expertise with chasers, De Bromhead’s stable has produced stars like Sizing Europe, Minella Indo, and A Plus Tard. Not to mention star hurdler Honeysuckle

His remarkable feat of winning the ‘Holy Trinity’ at the 2021 Cheltenham Festival — the Champion Hurdle, the Champion Chase, and the Gold Cup — showcases his exceptional training capabilities.

De Bromhead’s consistent success in major races highlights his skill in conditioning horses to peak at the right time.

Michael ‘Mouse’ Morris

Michael ‘Mouse’ Morris has long been a respected figure in jumps racing. Renowned for his patient and careful approach to training, Morris has achieved notable success with horses such as War of Attrition, who won the Cheltenham Gold Cup in 2006, and Rule The World, who triumphed in the Grand National in 2016.

His ability to prepare horses for the toughest challenges in jumps racing has made him a revered trainer in Ireland and beyond.

Aidan O’Brien

While Aidan O’Brien is best known for his achievements in flat racing, his impact on National Hunt racing in the 1990s cannot be overlooked.

O’Brien’s prowess as a dual-purpose trainer was epitomised by his training of Istabraq, one of the greatest hurdlers in racing history.

Istabraq won three consecutive Champion Hurdles from 1998 to 2000, cementing O’Brien’s reputation as a top National Hunt trainer. His early success in jumps racing laid the foundation for his stellar career on the flat.

Jessica Harrington

Jessica Harrington is a distinguished dual-purpose trainer with significant success in both National Hunt and flat racing.

Her jumps racing accomplishments include victories in the Gold Cup with Sizing John in 2017, two Champion Chases with Moscow Flyer, and a Champion Hurdle with Jezki.

Harrington’s versatility and ability to train winners across different racing codes underscore her exceptional talent and adaptability as a trainer.