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The Word ‘N-Word’ Should be Banned Say Censors

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The word ‘N-Word’ is racist and should be banned immediately say far-left censors who control the media. Some are even calling for the banning and deletion of the letter N from the English alphabet altogether as it now completely implies a certain Latin word for ‘black’. Another far left-wing group are calling for the ban of the Latin language completely, as it is deemed dangerous and divisively ‘racist’.

“The phrase ‘N-Word’ is racist through and through, because it refers directly to a very bad word derived from Latin that simply and innocently describes the colour black. In our closed communistic, intolerant tyrannical echo-chamber Marxist totalitarian dictatorship, we cannot have words describing a colour, because we’re niggly about things like that. We are also looking at the Spanish word for black, this is utterly racist, and we are considering putting the Spanish language as a whole on the black list as well,” Julian Soylatte, official fact-checker controller for all social media screamed on his Twitter censor page.

It’s not only the ‘N-Word’ phrase that is getting banned, but any image or mention of a monkey on the internet will also be banned by next week. What’s wrong with monkeys you might ask? This we cannot dare to address on here, but as an innocent animal that exists in the animal kingdom amongst many animals, there should be no mention of these things that swing in trees and are rather partial to bananas.

“Bananas are racist too, because they infer they are eaten by monkeys, so we will look into banning bananas as well,” Soylatte added.

Where will all this niggardly penurious virtue signalling censorious Marxist nonsense end?

Social Media Monopolies Should Be Viewed as Extension of Government

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Funded and built up by the U.S. government from the beginning, there is a valid reason why the Big Tech Social media monopolies seem above the law, that’s because they are an integral part of the law and governmental process itself. Therefore, these sham charade shows of Senators asking CEOs questions about their omnipotence, are a ridiculous merry-go-round just for show. In this instance, the government is questioning its own arms about their conduct, which some would say have gone rogue, but are all consciously robbing Western freedoms.

Facebook, Twitter, Google, Amazon and Apple are all assets of the state, and mere arms of the Intelligence service, therefore to infer a curtailing of their operations would damage the U.S. government itself. To break up these conglomerates would also be a damaging scenario, and even if they were broken up, there would be literally little or no effect to their operational all-encompassing omnipotence.

Simply look at populist social media companies that have tried to bypass the government controlled Big Tech monopolies like for example Parler, Gab etc. These are not supported by the globalist internal controllers within government and have been attacked with a voracity seldom seen. These free speech platforms are viewed by the internal governmental controllers and legacy media as serious threats to their control of all thought.

By mentioning government, it is absolutely important to differentiate between the visible presidency under a complete governmental outsider like Trump, who was definitely not part of the globalist establishment, and the internal government in both parties behind the scenes who are now established members of the globalist singular world force.

To this effect, what we witnessed in the 2020 elections and the monumental effort to defeat Trump even utilising massive electoral fraud, and censorship of the opposition, will be the norm from now on. Any government whether left or right that comes into power from the time of Trump will have to be globalist and not populist as was Trump. Populism is a serious danger to the global agenda, and American nationalism within the government and the country as a whole will be purged in the next four years.

All of Trump’s policies that improved the lives of Americans after four years of constant battle will be erased by the globalists because for them America will not be the focus any more. The destruction of America, its demoralization is now complete, and the focus will now be on integration with China, not only in terms of manufacturing but ideologically as well.

The future is one of Chinese ascendancy to global leadership in the future, supported fully by the now compromised nation of America, led by the Big Tech governmental arms who will continue their indoctrination and censorship technique on the population. We must all be braced for less freedom, less rights to voice our opinion, less rights to basic human freedoms under the new globalist Sino-Western communist singular government.

Meghan Pregnant Again : Harry Locked In Further

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Insider rumours abound, the narcissist, Meghan has had another sperm dump that has taken, and she will birth another one to keep her captive former royal captive in her guilded prison of mirrors.

Apparently it will be a girl, and Harry is looking to overshadow his brother William by having four or five kids.

It’s not only a point about having kids, but of waning publicity that is the question, by pushing out a new sprog, Harry and Meghan are bound to be on top, publicity wise, and Meghan craves the attention on a constant basis.

If the insider rumours are true, then the couple will announce soon. Knowing that Valentine’s Day is coming up, we can make an assured projection that it will be on that day, because that’s the way they work.

Harry is now tied onto this woman like a ball and chain.

PR spokesman, Daniel Walsingham revealed his take on the matter: “My intelligence operatives tell me that Archewell, Netflix and Spotify deals are not going well. They needed something bigger to outshine the poor PR value of their other ventures cue, another baby.

This news is so top secret that the royal family are even being kept in the dark…shhhh!

Massacre at Handforth Parish Council

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Whoever Jackie Weaver is it seems the poor woman had a mouthful of vitriol sent her way during a very important Handforth parish council meeting of the highest national importance.

Entertainment wise, the meeting exceeded any political satire written in a long time, including anything we could produce. In fact, the Daily Squib would love to be punched in to all future meetings of Handforth Parish Council. We don’t even know where Handforth is, but it does not really matter.

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Welcome to Handforth

“Quite rightly!” one of them shouts as the self-appointed Chairman of the Council moans about being chucked out of the last meeting.

Points of Order…?

Jackie Weaver doesn’t know what the fook is going on, she throws the Chairman out of the meeting anyway? All of them then gang up on the woman as she warbles on and on thinking she is in charge.

Welcome to Handforth Jackie Weaver, a real trooper.

Is this the sort of shit coming from Cheshire East? Surely, not!

Let’s set up a sub-committee of a committee sub meeting and talk about nothing for hours.

Archewell Audio Riding High in Spotify Charts – Drop 30 to 142

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It seems listening to a bunch of archehole woke hypocrite celebrity money grabbing morons is not much on the agenda of the listening public. Archewell Audio is currently dropping like a brick at 142 in the Spotify charts.

“I’d rather drill my ear holes with a fucking rusty fork than listen to some parasite privileged spoiled brat former royals telling me what to feel and how to act. Fuck you from the bottom of my rectal gaseous exchange,” one Spotify listener revealed.

Harry and Meghan’s failure to indoctrinate the Spotify listeners is quite endearing because Archewell Audio is now at 142 in the charts, below even a podcast about Cults at 138. The wonderfully titled The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz is two points higher at 140.

One can almost imagine the voice of Keith Chegwin (RIP) on Top of the Pops relaying the vast fall from the charts, but to the credit of TOTP they only counted the top 20.

Oh, and good luck with the Woke Netflix series. The Netflix executives involved in signing these two miscreants should have their balls roasted over a bonfire of wasted dollars.

Daily Squib Interviews Joe Biden

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After a gruelling flight and the necessary quarantine period, I embark on my journey to interview Joe Biden. Indeed, getting access to the Big Guy has been nearly impossible simply because Joe seems to be so heavily protected by his Democrat brethren. On social media now it is nigh on impossible to say anything against this guy or one is banned immediately. Nevertheless, the Squib management finally got the green light, and we were a go.

Arriving in LAX was a mystery, because we thought we would be landing in Washington D.C., however we were picked up by a secretive black vehicle, and someone mentioned Culver City or something. At one point during the journey, one of the Biden aides present said something about Amazon studios, but I feigned ignorance.

Yes, they hooded me for the journey, then led me into a room and told me to wait with the hood on. Eventually a woman came and took the hood off, I was astonished, I was in the Oval Office of the White House although there was something quite not right about it. Over in the chair and his desk was Joe Biden smiling at the wall.

Daily Squib: Hello Mr. Biden, thank you for the opportunity to interview you.

Joe Biden: Aranco, du Valley Sediment ch-ch-ch-charging the nodes of office. Lou la hang nail mains.

DS: What do you say about allegations that you and your son Hunter took backhanders from dodgy Ukrainian and Chinese companies?

JB: Gimme a break man!

DS: How about allegations of election fraud, some counties received 20% more votes than registered voters for example?

JB: C’mon gimme a break man!

DS: Okay, I see. Let’s try an easier question. So, how does it feel that you seem to be in charge at the moment?

JB: My momma once said to me “Joe, one day you are going to be a sumabitch, and when that day comes people better get out the way” Looks like I achieved everything, (touches ear) Yes, salute the marines! Damn, I don’t see any marines Barack, shut the hell up man for one second! Gimme a break man!

DS: You talking to someone?

JB: No, no, (flapping his arms) I was just recalling a story I once heard. Listen up ya black bastard, lemme say whut I wanna say man, why ya always dictating to me? Yum yum, amaragridera…(mumbling nonsense)

DS: (Looking around the room, I cannot see anyone) Er, Joe, are you wearing an earpiece? (I get up and walk around, then open one of the side doors, and to my astonishment see an empty warehouse with studio lights everywhere, and in the corner is a studio suite with former president Barack Hussein Obama in the middle shouting into a microphone)

JB: Hey, hey where ya going man? That’s offa da limits! Cheeba, cheeba, downstroke. (goes bright red)

DS: Mr. Biden, this is not the White House, I demand to know where we are?

(At that moment, the interview is terminated as a large burly man puts a sack over my head, then hurriedly guides me back to the SUV)

The interview if you could call it that was a disaster, and after being dumped at LAX, I was told to not say anything about it or some Russian thugs from Burisma would bury me in a desert somewhere.

I hereby publish this article in fear for my life, but here it is in all its glory.

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5 Ways Your Website Can Help to Market Your Business

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As a business owner in London, you will already know just how vital effective marketing is in today’s competitive world. It is important to use a range of different marketing methods to expand your reach and compete more effectively with rivals. It is also important to remember that in today’s digital world, you are competing on a global basis and not just a local or national one. This means using the right marketing methods as part of your overall strategy.

Fortunately, digital marketing has come a long way over the years, and this provides an effective and affordable way of competing on a global basis. Having a well-designed website is an essential tool in many ways, and this includes helping you when it comes to marketing your brand, services, and products. It is important to ensure your website looks the part, and it can help to find professional website designers who are experienced in the field and have the portfolio to back up their claims.

How Your Website Aids Marketing Efforts

There are various ways in which your business website can aid your marketing efforts. This is one of the reasons why professional website design is so vital if you want to feel the full positive impact of having a business website.

Some of the ways in which your website can help to market your business are:

1: Impressing Visitors

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One very important thing to remember is that your website is a valuable marketing tool in itself. If people go onto your site and they like the design, find it easy to get around, and are impressed with the content, they will recommend it to others. So, your website has already worked to help bring others on board just because it is professionally designed and looks great. If, on the other hand, it is a badly designed site that is difficult to use and cluttered with useless content, it can have the opposite effect.

2: Advertise Promotions and Deals

promotion-5846051_1280It is important to remember is that when you advertise promotions and deals on platforms such as social media, you are competing with many other businesses doing the same thing on the same platform. However, when you advertise promos on your own website, you are naturally not going to have any competition.

You can easily post a link to your promo on platforms like social media and email to get people to click through to the promo page on your site. They will then be looking exclusively at your promotions and deals rather than multiple ones from different providers.

3: Getting Subscribers

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Another thing you can do via your website is to encourage people to subscribe, and this means that your website can help you to expand your email list. You can use the site to offer special incentives to people such as a 10 percent discount on your next purchase for subscribing. This can really help to build up your customer base. People who subscribe to you and receive regular updates and promotions are also more likely to tell others such as friends and family about your site and services.

4: Engaging with Blog Posts

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You can also use blogs on your website to help attract more people, as you can post links to new articles on social media to encourage others to link to your website and then browse your products and services. In addition, if you post fresh blogs regularly, it can help to improve your organic rankings online, which means that people can find your site with greater ease when searching.

 

5: Boosting Your Image

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One additional thing that a well-designed website can do for your business is to boost its image, and this is vital when it comes to competing with rivals. A solid brand profile and image is more important than ever these days, and many people form their opinions based on appearances – including the appearance of your website. The better your website looks, the better your business will come across in terms of image.

These are some of the reasons why your website is an important marketing tool.

ALERT: E484K Strain Covid Mutations Evade Immune System

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New mutations have been detected in the Kent coronavirus variant (N501) by PHE (Public Health England). Professor Malcolm Calum Semple, a government advisor, has reported that the Kent virus mutation has now developed the B.1.351 South African strain E484K attribute which allows the virus to successfully bypass the human immune system thus rendering the current available vaccines redundant.

Covid-19 variant emerging from South Africa, named B.1.351, contains traits similar to the strain first reported in the U.K., known as  N501 — making the South African variant as viral as its British predecessor. But the South African strain contains another mutation, named E484K, which bypasses the human immune system.

The E484K mutation has changed the shape of Covid-19’s spike protein, which the virus uses to attach to and infect human cells. The E484K mutation, researchers believe, makes it harder for some antibodies to neutralize the virus.

Not only is the Kent variant N501 extremely contagious, but now it has developed the E484K mutation adding to its abilities to cause further death amongst the population, whether vaccinated or not.

“The fact this mutation called E484K has now been picked up in some samples of the Kent variant would be a twist, a worrying development.

“It potentially means that people who have had the infection before might be re-infected and also that it might reduce the effectiveness of the Covid vaccines.

“Not knock them out completely, certainly tests done so far suggest the vaccines would still protect against serious infection and death, but perhaps they wouldn’t stop the virus from spreading,” Sky News correspondent Thomas Moore was quoted saying today.

If the government opens schools in March as they are proposing, there will be many more deaths and the cycle will continue.

The government also has to implement a strict 14-day period of lockdown for all International arrivals in the UK, also applying this to ports.

Those who have been vaccinated will have some resistance to the original Covid strain, however the new strains with the E484K mutation will bypass the vaccine ‘protection’ as well as the human immune system altogether.

Covid can be transmitted through the membrane of the eyes, therefore people who just wear masks are still very exposed. Furthermore, Covid can be transmitted through bodily fluids, sexual contact, as well as through surfaces touched. Drinking any form of alcohol after vaccination reduces its efficacy, although this does not matter any more with the new variant.

2021 PDC Darts Masters, All You Have to Know

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The PDC Darts Masters threw up it’s biggest shock to date since its inception in 2013, with Jonny Clayton winning his first ever live televised darts event. The tournament has been rather exclusive to top 10 players to date, but this year left all of the experts with proverbial eggs on their faces. If you’d like to read an expert preview of the 2021 PDC Darts Masters, just press here. But how did this massive shock come to pass? Here, we’ll run you through how it happened.

Big changes

The first thing of note is that this year’s renewal of the Masters saw the tournament’s biggest ever change since it was introduced several years ago, with the usual 16 man field being extended to 24. The top 8 players in the order of merit were automatically placed in the second round.

Clayton began his route to glory with a first round win over 2020 Grand Slam winner Jose de Sousa. The major casualties in the first round were Dimitri Van den Bergh and 2020 Masters finalist Michael Smith, so perhaps this was a sign that the new format was going to throw up a surprise later down the line.

Shock of the tournament

Further evidence that this was going to be an historic Masters tournament came in the second round, when Clayton came up against five time champion Michael van Gerwen. On paper, this should have been a breeze for the Dutchman, but the Welshman had other ideas and scraped past 10-9 to set up a quarter final tie against James Wade, who he beat by the very same score to progress to the semi finals.

On the other side of the draw, fellow Welshman Gerwen Price was beginning his march after landing it at the second round and seeing off Joe Cullen before comfortably beating Adrian Lewis to progress to the semis. Unfortunately for Price, this is where his 2021 Master run came to end as he was beaten 11-10 by Mervyn King in one of the other major upsets of the competition. Clayton, meanwhile, masterminded another big performance as he just got past Scotsman Peter Wright to set up a final that nobody saw coming.

History making final

By this point, Clayton’s confidence was through the roof and the Welshman was cool, calm, and collected as he beat King 11-8 to land his very first televised title. One of the most interesting aspects of this year’s final is that the two finalists wouldn’t have qualified for the competition at all if the amount of participants hadn’t been extended from the usual 16 to 24, making it a truly historic final.

Where Clayton goes from here is anyone’s guess, but one thing is for sure, the top seeds who didn’t get to the latter stages of this tournament will be kicking themselves at an opportunity missed. They’ll all be looking forward to the UK Open next month for a chance to put that right, where van Gerwen will be seeking to land his fourth title, taking him just one behind all-time great Phil Taylor. The Dutchman’s form has been inconsistent this season however, and the world number one Gerwen Price will certainly see himself as a contender this year.

Whatever happens, we’re in for an exciting 2021 season of professional darts.

Jezebel Reincarnated Kamala Harris Deceives Whole Nation

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She may promise paradise for the masses but will only bring doom and destruction, if ever the Devil was born without a pair of horns, it is you Jezebel, Kamala Harris the reborn depiction of a biblical evil incarnate termagant who will bring ruin upon America by leading it down the wrong path, is only now just beginning her great work.

Religious hocus-pocus is believed by millions of Americans and the spirit of Jezebel is exemplified by the falsely appointed Kamala Harris. This fallen woman is a cactus, a harridan beast who will promise the earth to all Americans, her forked tongue will entice the easily deceived youth to follow her evil ways, to transgress from the path of peace, to embrace the violent activism that only brings poverty and death.

Yes, she worships Baal and Asherah, and everything is enforced by the great “Lord of the Flies” Baʿal Zebub. Those who worship Yahweh will be thrust aside, persecuted and demonised. Your websites will be vanquished, cancelled, deplatformed, and your sanctuaries of thought purged, your churches locked down, your means to defend yourselves with guns taken from your cold hands. Jezebel will come with smiles, she will be alluring in her rhetoric, especially when she plunges the dagger into those Americans she deems as deplorable.

Never underestimate this calculating creature, as Jezebel will dodge any attempts to dethrone her status, even though she stole her crown in the first place.

Jezebel will bring war, pestilence, and poverty to America, and she will enjoy every moment of her Great Reset plan, rest be assured.