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Why Are Traditional Online Casino Games Still Popular

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Online gambling has been tremendously on the rise. For the last decade, we have witnessed a wide range of real money casino games that have been offering gamblers an immense betting experience online.

As if that is not enough, software providers have played a significant role to offer the best games and good bonuses online. Therefore, it is not quite surprising why traditional online casino games are still popular to this very day. At the same time, playing traditional games comes with its own prestige and that has made the games most popular even in the era of online gambling.

Types of Casino Games Played

The popular traditional games that are popular at most online casinos include; Texas Holdem poker. The game is interesting because you will be playing the game against other top gamblers, which will enhance your gambling extravaganza making sure that you walk away with real money.

Wide Market Appeal

The massive success of online gambling is its capability of attracting a huge number of real money gamblers. There is always something for everyone, and it is easy to redo some of the old concepts transforming it into a modern appearance.

Above all, you need to remember that players are able to play these casino games at the comfort of their homes. They are easily accessible, and you can adapt to the gameplay and have real entertainment online, at the same time winning real money.

According to crazy vegas casino, winning real money has become a piece of cake simply because table games and other speciality games have been offering players an immense gaming experience. All you need to do is to make sure that you choose the best gambling site and you will be ready to win amazing bonuses and promotions online today.

Celebrities: If You Value Your Career Do Not Have an Opinion on Social Media

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As another head rolls, this time that of the Mandalorian’s Gina Carano, we cannot emphasise this enough, under the current climate of Marxist Wokism, speaking your mind is truly dangerous.

Marxism is a very powerful anti-democratic, anti-free speech ideology, and it has been adopted by and infiltrated all media/universities/government/schools in the West. Pushed by China, and the CCP, demoralization of many Western nations is now complete.

People are now clamouring for more totalitarianism and censorship, because they have been programmed to do so over decades of indoctrination.

You have been taught to hate your own skin colour, to bow down and kneel for hating yourself, to hate your own heritage/history/biology. Men have been mentally castrated, emasculated to detest their own biological makeup.

When George Orwell wrote 1984, he never envisaged such a horrendous totalitarian control system unfold as the Woke Marxist Thoughtcrime internet that has taken shape now.

Reverse-McCarthyism

How does one escape this horrid dystopian nightmare echo chamber, as the NPC mobs all bleat like sheep at their prison masters, so some other poor fucker is banned or loses their livelihood?

Celebrities/actors/actresses/authors or whatever you are, be warned, never speak your mind on the internet. Listen to your goddamn agents for fuck’s sake. If you value your career keep your comments to those of banality, and you will be okay, or better still delete your social media account altogether for real assurance.

We’re really going to miss Gina in the Mandalorian, she is a fine woman, and can kick our asses at the Squib any day.

No Shit: Trusted and Vetted FBI Agent Led the U.S. Capitol Riot

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Absolutely no surprises there, the main leader of the Capitol Riots which involved storming of the Capitol building was led by an FBI agent working undercover as a MAGA supporter.

The leader of the far-right Oath Keepers militia group, Thomas Caldwell has been working for the FBI since 1979, and is an integral part of the FBI agency. His role over many years was to infiltrate the Oath Keepers group, and on January 6th, he led many unsuspecting innocent MAGA people into the building.

The fact that the guards lowered barriers to let everyone in to the building and even posed for selfies with the supposedly ‘violent’ protesters is neither here nor there. According to the Democrats this peaceful protest led by ANTIFA and BLM operatives, as well as the FBI are grounds to impeach Donald J. Trump and come down on peaceful protesters hard, likening them to ‘domestic terrorists’.

It’s a perfect excuse to demonize American patriots

Yes, it is true many gullible people were led astray that day by trained FBI insider agents, and ANTIFA/BLM agent provocateurs but the Democrats are making themselves out to be victims in something they themselves provoked and engineered.

Some within the Democrat Party apparatus are even leaving the party itself, disgusted by bigotry and violence. CIA operatives, formerly aligned with Democrats are included in this mass exodus.

Problem/Reaction/Solution

Charging undercover FBI agents for doing their job seems a little tough, but when everything in America is topsy-turvy anything is possible these days.

Monthly Low IQ Report

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Hi Squibbers, this month we have some low IQ gems that truly exemplify the drastic fall in intelligence levels in recent times.

Exhibit A – Gorilla Glue Girl

retard gorillaglue girl
(tiktok)

This wonderful specimen does not hail from the rainforests of the Congo, but from Louisiana, USA. For a start, real gorillas have considerably higher IQs.

Tessica Brown ran out of hairspray, but had a bottle of Gorilla Glue handy. She sprayed her hair with the strong adhesive that should only be used to repair objects like furniture. Naturally, her hair became rock solid on her scalp, and a visit to ER did nothing as bemused medics had never seen such stupidity in their lives.

It is estimated that Tessica Brown’s IQ level is with all probability around the 38 level, and that’s being generous. Her IQ level is thus below someone with a major brain disorder or injury, and she is even below the level of major retardation.

 

 

Exhibit B – YouTuber Shot Dead After Confronting Stranger With Butcher Knives

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(facebook)

Some people will do anything for YouTube views, don’t forget to click the fucking subscribe and notification button. Timothy Wilks, 20, was gunned down in the parking lot of Urban Air trampoline park in Nashville, Tennessee, on Friday.

Wilks was filming a robbery prank for a YouTube channel at the time.

He is reported to have lunged at strangers with butcher’s knives, so he could record their terrified reactions.

This time, there was no ‘like’ button pressed, but a trigger pulled and a lead bullet entered his tiny cranium.

It is estimated that much like other YouTube ‘personalities’ Wilks’ IQ level was probably in the lower 50s. More borderline retardation, but the good news is he will not pass his genes on as he did not procreate.

We can only afford a small snapshot into the current lack of intelligence malaise, as we fear this article would be never ending if we included every monthly incident of gross stupidity. See you randomly from one month to the next or whenever. 

Domestic Terrorist ‘My Pillow’ Customers to Fight Off Democrats with Pillows

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Whilst Democrat supported groups like ANTIFA and BLM lay waste to whole cities, looting, raping and murdering innocent citizens, the Democrats are now demonising citizens who love their country, veterans, patriots, Christians, Libertarians, My Pillow customers — basically anyone who does not believe in Marxist communist totalitarian rule.

“You see this pillow. We will fight them when they come for us. Yes, they have lists of our numbers and addresses and they have said they will come to take us away in the middle of the night. It’s like what they do in China, disappear people or put them in re-education camps where brainwashing takes place. My pillow is my defence, and I will defend my liberty to the end,” a defiant My Pillow owner revealed on Monday. Sadly, the 24-year-old woman from Pennsylvania was arrested in the small hours of Tuesday morning, her home raided by a Democrat ordered SWAT Team. She has not been seen since.

Pillows, especially My Pillows are now designated domestic terrorist weapons according to the Democrat Party.

As the Democrats treat their own citizens like Stalin treated the Kulaks, the pillow is the best defence it seems.

Never mind folks, just prop up your pillow and think of better times.

Your Smartphone is the Best Computer

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As the saying goes, “good things come in small packages.” What could be a more fitting example than the smartphone – a device that has come a long way from the simple electronic gadget that it was in the early 90s? Similar to how gamblers have moved from the traditional casino systems to free cash no deposit casino, the smartphone is an upgrade of previous technologies including the traditional computers.

Despite its compact size, the advanced functions and features of the modern smartphone give it an edge over other computers such as laptops and desktops. In this article, we’ll prove why the smartphone is the best computer by looking at ten things your smartphone can do better than other computers.

10 Ways Your Smartphone is Better than a PC

1. Availability

The size of a smartphone makes it convenient for you to have them whenever you’re going out, unlike the PC. No matter your destination, the one accessory that will always be in your pocket or your purse will be your smartphone. It doesn’t matter whether you need to call an Uber, shazam a song, or make a call, your smartphone will be within reach for you to do such. Even in a scenario where you might need to go out with your PC, chances are the smartphone will be right beside you. The unrivalled portability of the smartphone gives it a big win in this round.

2. Connectivity

Some computers are built with a feature that allows them to connect with a cellular network. This feature isn’t common among all computers as they depend on the availability of a Wi-Fi network to connect to the internet. However, it is a certainty when it comes to smartphones as they can all connect with a cellular network and operate with a 3G, 4G, or 5G signal. Many smartphones are powerful enough to serve as a Wi-Fi hotspot for your PCs, connecting your laptops to the cellular network on the phone.

3. Voice-Enabled Searches

With new updates in the smartphone, we can now employ the services of a virtual personal assistant like Alexa, Siri, or Google Assistant. You can use voice commands to engage in personal interactions with the assistant and give them tasks to perform such as playing songs or making calls. With this development, you get to conduct quick internet searches by literally asking your smartphone.

4. Affordability

Smartphones come at attractive price ranges that are suitable for any budget. Sure, some have their prices on the high side. However, when we compare the price of a powerful laptop, we can be sure that the smart purchase is the mobile phone. For a fact, PCs still have their advantages as well as exclusive features that keep them in the market. But just like the privilege a casinobonus would offer, you can get a smartphone even when you are not exactly financially buoyant at the moment. The affordability of a smartphone, as well as the limitless possibilities that come with it, makes it better than the computer in this case.

5. Cameras

Smartphones are also more suited and much better to use in taking pictures or selfies. Sure you can take selfies on your PC or computers with your webcam. Nevertheless, you can’t take selfies on your laptop with the same ease as a smartphone. When you think of taking a photo, it’s very unlikely that your laptop is the first device that comes to mind. In this category, the smartphone is the clear victor.

6. Communication

The smartphone covers all aspects of communication and makes them faster and efficient. The ease in carrying a smartphone as well as its connection to a cellular network makes it always reachable to calls and texts. Voice calls can be made easily on a smartphone as opposed to a laptop. Sure, you can use Skype or Google Voice Calls on your PC. However, the smartphone is properly optimized for this function and thus outperforms the PC in this aspect.

7. Ease Of Apps

Applications, as well as games, can be easily downloaded on smartphones and run with ease. The Apple App Store and Google Play Store have nearly 5 million apps combined. The already available operating systems on your Smartphone (Android or IOS) make these applications easy to download and use.

7. Versatility

Your smartphone is all-encompassing, filled with so many features that can assist you in your day-to-day activities. A phone is perhaps the first tool that comes to mind when you need to:
· call
· text
· send an email
· set reminders
· play quick games
· post on social media
· stream videos or audio

The smartphone is an all-in-one device and the PC falls short in this regard.

9. Battery Conservation

Your smartphone is likely to last longer than your laptop when it comes to battery life. This is no fault of the PC. Since they are way more “powerful” than the smartphone, they consume a lot of power, causing the battery to drain faster. Smartphones optimize power more than the average PC and hence does better than the PC in this round.

10. Personalization

Smartphones are much easier to personalize than the PC. They come in different designs and colors can even be accessorized with fashionable phone cases and covers.

The rise of mobile phones takes nothing away from PCs – they are still valuable electronic devices. Their screen size and processing power remain undisputed when compared with smartphones. Yet, humans will always value convenience over heavy-duty functionality. If smartphones will completely remove PCs from the equation is a question that remains unanswered, but what we know for certain is that smartphones have become the best computers.

Pet Friendly Home Designs

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Having a new member to the family always feels spectacular, and it’s generally exciting. Pets are known for decreasing stress, improving your heart health, and even helping your children with social and emotional skills. They’re a huge help, really. And they’re fun to be around. But the moment that they enter your home, there are certain boundaries that your pets can’t be at.

Moving with your pets gives you a chance to refurbish, redecorate the perfect touch here and there, and improve your life along the way.

When you move into a home with your new pet, there may not be enough features that
are friendly for your pets. Now that they are part of your family, you may have to make
some essential design decisions. From furniture to floorings, you’ll definitely need
some redecorating.

Solid wood floorings will be a huge help, that can be your first step into building pet friendly home designs. Carpets are easily ruined by animal claws and collect enormous amounts of animal hair. Hard surface floors, particularly solid wood flooring, are far more durable and easier to maintain. These floors can still be beautiful and very homey, while being much less of a hassle to clean. Now, here are some that you can redecorate:

1.) Pet Furniture

You won’t always be able to keep your eyes on your pets when they go into your
furniture, but you can reduce their attachment to your beautiful chairs and comfy
sofas by providing furniture of their own. Cushions, beds, and scratching posts are
great for your pets that need a soft place to land.

Pets are normally social, so keeping the furniture near your own will decrease the
likelihood of them spending so much time on the furnishings you’d like to consider as
yours.

2.) Protective Covers

Investing in attractive covers for your furniture that can easily be washed or removed
is a no-brainer. This way, it will help you avoid the untidy look of few pet-dominated
homes and encourage a healthier environment for both humans and critters.

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Image by Adriana Morales from Pixabay

3.) Pet Food Corner

Look for an area off the kitchen where you can keep their treats and their food. A
bench-style cupboard is a terrific choice for food storage. There’s a compartment for
their favourite treats and food inside, out of your pet’s sight. Bowls for water and food
can be placed into the bench seat, so your companions have a designated spot to eat
every day.

4.) Non-Precious Decorations

Remove anything that gets broken easily or move it to a more secure area where pets
aren’t allowed. Often times, animals have so much more energy than we think, and they can end your valuables if you’re not careful. Keep your and your family’s heirlooms out of reach — only put out décor that’s unbreakable.

Your home will partially be committed to starting anew with your pets. Each of the design ideas mentioned is intended to make the transition easier and possibly even painless for both you and your lovely pets.

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Image by Free-Photos from Pixabay

5.) A cosy place to sleep

A precious sleep station is a fantasist way to make your new furry family member feel
secure in a new home — it goes a long way when setting up rules during bedtime.

There are endlessly stylish ways to give your furry friend a bed of their own. Also, you
can upgrade their bed’s look each season (which is exciting by the way) by accessorizing with weather-appropriate throw pillows.

For the cute dogs you may want to use faux fur throws to match their bed in winter and a cool cotton quilt in summer. Providing your pets designated areas to sleep in can help with obedience and training them not to sit on couches or hover around the table at dinner.

The Benefits of Using PayPal to Play Online Games

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PayPal was one of the first fintech companies that helped revolutionise how we all thought about money, payments, banking and the internet. Fast-forward a few decades and, unlike some of the other companies which came to prominence during the tech boom of the 1990s, PayPal is still around, still innovating and is still just as strong as ever.

You might be most familiar with PayPal from using it for online shopping, but you might be surprised to learn that PayPal is an ideal digital wallet for playing online games and using online casinos.

The convenience of PayPal

One of the reasons PayPal has succeeded where its competitors failed is that it started in the fintech industry as a very convenient service. There are now many other fintech companies which compete with PayPal and provide similarly streamlined, easy to use services, but for many years PayPal was the leader in the space.

PayPal is easy to use; it is free to open an account, plus you can use your account for gambling, shopping, paying bills and nearly any other online payment needed. PayPal also clears payments and deposits very quickly and offers decent foreign currency exchange rates. It is only used as a payment method for trustworthy online casinos which operate in states where gambling is legal, so you know you can trust the service.

Using PayPal for video games

When you are in the middle of playing your favourite online game, it is likely that the last thing you want to do is fumble around with your wallet to plug in your card details. PayPal is an ideal digital wallet because it is free to create and use a personal PayPal account.

Unlike other bank accounts, you can easily create a PayPal account online in just a few minutes, and then add money to your account directly, minimising wait times and processing fees.

A report from VentureBeat found that roughly 26% of gamers are already using PayPal to make in-game purchases and for downloadable buys. As more gamers begin to grow accustomed to PayPal, that number is sure to increase.

Payment security and PayPal

Many gamers and gamblers choose to use PayPal over other, more traditional payment methods, because of the security measures inherent in a PayPal account and a PayPal transaction. PayPal uses sophisticated encryption technology to ensure the safety and protection of your financial data. If you have ever had one of your online accounts hacked, you will understand how important this is.

Finding the best online casinos with PayPal

Sometimes it can be challenging to find out whether or not a specific online casino takes PayPal. It can involve trawling through the terms and conditions of dozens of different online gambling platforms and apps. NetEnt has helpfully collected information about all of the top online casinos with PayPal and listed the best bonuses, registration offers, and conditions available on the sites.

Using PayPal to make a deposit into your online casino’s account will ensure that your financial data is protected. It will also cut down on processing delays and fees between your bank and the online casino. Online casinos are extremely diligent about user safety and cybersecurity. However, there is always the possibility that one of your other accounts could be hacked, or your data stolen, unless it is adequately encrypted.

PayPal also fastidiously follows the law and ensures that you can only make deposits into online casinos in the states where gambling is legal. While some users may find this frustrating, others will find this restriction reassuring as it means you will never end up in a situation where you place a bet after crossing state lines without realising. Every year, more states in America take steps towards legalising gambling and lessening their restrictions, so even if your state currently bans gambling, it may be legalised soon.

Looking to the future

While not every online casino offers PayPal, more and more online casinos are beginning to broaden their payment methods to make their platform more appealing and increase the quality of the customer experience. You can expect to see more casinos offer PayPal in the future. You are also likely to see an increase in other types of payment accepted, such as various cryptocurrencies, wire transfer, and online banking services.

Regardless of what the future may hold, you can be sure that the online gambling industry will continue to innovate and work to provide a secure platform for users.

On the Buses With Harry

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Hollywood celebrity, Harry is to star in the 2021 remake of On the Buses, it has been revealed.

Harry was photographed being paraded around Los Angeles on a double-decker bus, on Thursday, and his Hollywood agent confirmed that the celebrity will start filming in June for the new series.

On the Buses was a series broadcast on ITV from 1969-1973 and is one of the most popular British series of all time.

Harry has been confirmed to be playing Inspector Blake, the interminable nemesis of all bus conductors.

Centred on the Number 11 bus at the Luxton and District Motor Traction Company, driver Stan Butler and his pal Jack Harper get up to some bawdy japes amongst all the mini skirted leggy totty.

Harry’s role however is to be a woke killjoy who ruins everyone’s party with his woke lessons, ridiculed and ignored by everyone.

The new series will be an American bastardization of the British classic and set in Hollywood, Los Angeles. There will be no bawdy or funny postcard humour, just woke Netflix American humourless shite. Welcome to the workin’ class ‘arry, mate!

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No Curry For Greta Thunberg

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Looks like it’s back to Swedish meatballs for Greta Thunberg as a good Indian curry is out of the window.

Millions of Indians are rather pissed off with the darling Swedish eco icon activist Greta Thunberg.

“Even if we find out she order takeaway curry we will have line of people in the kitchens waiting to hock a load in her Rogan Josh or Tikka Massala. Yes, some will do a pee pee in there maybe, or put some pubic hairs in there, or pick their nose adding it to the curry. One nice gentleman said he would even wipe his arse with her chapati,” a curry restaurant chef in Stockholm, Sweden revealed.

Indians are deeply patriotic about their nation, and to see the likes of Greta Thunberg meddling in their country makes them very angry.

“Why does she not meddle in China? That country is the most polluting shit hole in the world with an appalling human rights record?” another angry proud Indian shouted at a demonstration in New Delhi on Friday.

Such is the vitriol, that Thunberg’s handlers are trying not to reveal that Greta is in fact a curry enthusiast, and will be profoundly hurt by avoiding her favourite Indian dishes.

“Greta is a curry enthusiast, she knows dishes from Punjab to Gujarat, and especially loves Goan delicacies from the Kerala region, beautiful fragrant fish curries spiced with Kashmiri chillis, marinated with ingredients like coconut and tamarind, exquisitely tasty! It is a far cry from a few plain boiled potatoes and dry meatballs that taste like cardboard from the Ikea restaurant.”