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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Amazes MIT Students When He Surprises With Lecture

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When he’s not starring in Hollywood films that require a PHD in mathematics to understand, the sheer intellectual powerhouse brain of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson can be witnessed exercising his vast brain sometimes when he decides to spring surprise lectures on students for fun.

“Hello MIT! How y’all doing? I have a problem, I was recently filming my latest movie, Jungle Cruise when I stumbled upon a series of quaternions expressed in coefficient non-Euclidian probability distributive levels that frankly astounded me, factorised within an infinite number of conjugate Mandalbrot fractals, all surprisingly expressed in polynomial radians, divided from the Polar form nevertheless, was an expression of the numerator within the binomial determinant and its explicit definition in relative Weierstrass factorization surfaces, of course uniformly Cauchy on compact subsets, which as the partial differential operator within a given interquartile range commensurate to the non-equivalent transformation of the reciprocal integer, held a certain sexy gyrating synergy to the scalar sequence and absolute value that made my brain pop a little.

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson paused for a second before continuing on.

“To explain the theorem in more simplistic detail, if the argument principle is x, we can determine the holomorphic function on a domain that contains the closed disc meromorphic operation cerebrating to z, satisfying the functional equation and the gamma function of Euler, which is logarithmically convex on the positive real axis condition for the uniform convergence of the Bohr-Mollerup theorem and the holomorphic function on a Riemann surface, in relation to y, negatively relational to the Laurent series expressed within the least upper bound supremum.”

A few students, and even attending professors all fainted at the magnitude of it all…

What Happens When the Masses Stop Enjoying Filming Themselves?

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The masses were given their toys to amuse themselves a few decades ago, amongst the encouragement of grotesque narcissistic indulgence in taking selfies of themselves every 30 seconds, there were the YouTube videos where the masses were given their 15 minutes of fame as Warhol prescribed all those years ago.

What are you going to do after you’ve taken the 100,000th selfie of your face? Which one is the best shot, as you review each one on your hard disk for hours and hours. 

What happens however when the masses get bored of filming themselves constantly doing banal tasks? Will this sense of existential ennui cause a major fault line in the system?

Being narcissistic. selfies

By keeping the masses amused at all times is a form of control that serves the controllers very well. Not only are the masses engrossed in their inane pursuits given to deserving ridicule from their Masters, but their conditioned actions also engenders a false sense of importance to the controlled population. You are important because you get 5 million views on your YouTube video of you peeling potatoes, or that photo of a salad on Instagram has over 10 million comments.

Women holding mobile phones to their bodies, their faces, brings out a collective mass euphoria flooding the overall trench of sickening narcissistic deceit and lies prevalent on social media. Of course in today’s society to see women taking pictures of themselves every few minutes, and posting it on some social media site is perfectly acceptable behaviour, however when men do it, there is a certain revulsion as the preening men exude a trait that used to be reserved for the forever camp in the past. Again, today it is perfectly accepted within society for men to be emasculated prima donnas prancing around taking pictures of themselves every five minutes.

selfie woman

It could, however, get rather dangerous if the masses wake up to their conditioning, and the social experiment is exposed. This is why the controlling bodies need to keep inventing new ways to humiliate the masses by constantly giving them new toys to play with.

woman selfie cliffFor the aware, to watch all these people doing these things they do on social media, and everywhere on the internet is truly embarrassing to humanity, and it is also extremely sad to watch such levels of degradation being celebrated by morons who effectively have no control of their minds or bodies.

It’s okay, go and take another pouting photo of yourself, and add it to the thousands already on social media. Go on, you cannot control yourself, you have to do it, and in another five to ten minutes you will repeat the same process, along with checking how many people commented on the photo of yourself resulting in a little endorphin rush, it’s not at the same level as the first photo you ever posted of yourself, but there is still a little there to sate your little mind.

The Duality of Gove

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Who is Michael Gove? Is he a duplicitous snake ready to stab a compatriot in the back at the slightest sign of a power struggle? Is he someone who is a fixer, who can solve any problem thrown in front of him? Who is he really?

When one wants to study Michael Gove, simply look upon a chameleon in the animal kingdom, a creature that can change its colour to blend in, to transform itself in an instant without any effort.

Where other politicians fall down, Gove adapts, he absorbs, he blends in without getting eaten by the beast of political chaos. Just as easily as slipping a six-inch knife into Boris Johnson’s kidney, Gove is now a trusted part of the Brexit Cabinet, an all encompassing go-to man who is given assignments to complete, and he completes with speed, efficiency and trust.

Having recently been stripped of his role as Brexit negotiator by Boris, handing it to Lord Frost, will this be a time of resurgent pent-up resentment building up in Gove?

Here is the thing, can anyone trust Gove in any circumstance? We know he has aspirations of prime ministership, if anyone recalls that creepy speech he gave after Cameron resigned.

So far, Boris is holding onto his position with stalwart strength, however if things get all wobbly in the future, who is to say that dear old Michael Gove may not get the call again? Certainly, this time he will be cheered on, however he will have the oily Sunak to deal with as a competitor. Possibly throw in a Raab and Patel or two and Gove will have some work to get through to pole.

Will we ever get to know who Michael Gove is? It is doubtful his wife, or closest allies even know the real man underneath the rubbery face and Kissinger glasses. One certainty should be remembered, he is ruthless, and once used to do a bit of coke…nuff said.

Rishi Sunak: No ‘Singapore on the Thames’ With Heavy Tax Rises

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Is this a Tory government? Huge corporation tax rises by Chancellor Rishi Sunak are more akin to a heavily socialist government, and any aspersions of encouraging growth in the fucked economy are shot to hell, especially with tax increases that will cripple businesses, and scupper any chance of a ‘Singapore on the Thames’ style of economy ever coming into fruition.

It is not exactly innovative for a government to steal the Opposition’s economic manifesto, but seeing as Corbyn’s former shadow Chancellor’s insane economic policies have all been nicked lock stock and barrel, one can only sit back and shake one’s head in disbelief.

When people vote for a Tory government, they don’t expect a pseudo-socialist communist entity rearing its ugly head into their bank accounts and taking what it wants.

As for people who get a decent salary, enjoy giving your hard-earned money straight into the tax vault. What is the incentive for business or career success, to have a major part of your cash sucked straight out of your bank account to pay off a ridiculous 2 Trillion pound deficit that should not really be there? Entrepreneurship in the UK is now a non-starter, stifled by vast taxation.

Furloughing so many failing businesses is an exercise in futility, Rishi Sunak might as well be throwing money down a very deep well.

Add in the Council Tax rises to the mix, and at the end of the month many will be wondering where all their money went. Most councils, in London especially, only collect rubbish from households once every two weeks, all of this while fat cat council chiefs holiday in Barbados with their insanely high salaries funded by people who can barely get by.

No government has fared well with the Chinese Virus, however with Brexit and an exit of the EU’s restrictive rules, Britain should have excelled, instead it is being pulled deeper into the mire of debt because of the profligate spending of the Chancellor.

The worst part of this whole sorry affair, where the Tory government is indistinguishable from Labour is that the future generations of this country will end up burdened with this debt, possibly for the next four or five decades. Beating the EU with a Singapore on the Thames is now a long-lost memory that will never materialise.

Meghan Markle Secret Bully Beef Recipe Revealed by Oprah

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Meghan Markle has a wonderful secret she will reveal soon through her friend Oprah. Bully Beef is a favourite dish of Markle’s, and she wants every one to check out this special dish, or she will get very angry and say things so bad you will all start crying.

Opening up a can of Bully

“When Meghan wakes up in the afternoon, about 4ish, she immediately opens up a can of Bully Beef, and if it is not delivered from the pantry to her room fast enough, she starts shouting at the staff, belittling them, insulting them and threatening to sack them allegedly,” one fearful staff member revealed anonymously.

Opening up a can of Bully, as she calls it is one of Meghan’s secrets to her ‘delightful’ persona, which is pretty nasty, as Harry himself testified when he revealed ‘What Meghan wants, she gets!’. In this case, it’s a can of Bully Beef, with a heavy dose of actual bullying if not delivered fast enough.

According to staff insiders, Meghan allegedly goes through PAs like the Vatican goes through choir boys, one minute they are there, next, they are seen crying in abject terror as they run away with their own lives.

Oprah will film a special show in her kitchen bestowing the vast benefits of eating Meghan Markle’s Bully Beef recipe with the message: “If you don’t eat my fucking Bully Beef recipe, I’m gonna come round and beat the shit out of you!”

Bully for you…

Another Chapter in Evil : Soviet Censorship of Dr Seuss

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Soviet Marxism and its totalitarian evil is upon us once more, and this time the much-loved childhood books of Dr. Seuss have come under the cancel culture hammer.

It does not matter if an image today or piece of literature is perceived as ‘racist’ today, it is a record of humanity in all its forms, and a record of history that should be preserved in all its glory. If history is erased, however nasty it is perceived in the future, then humanity cannot see how it evolved in thought and perception. Deleting history dooms humanity to keep repeating questionable parts of history over, and over again.

Where this hammer and sickle fall every month is another sign that Western democracy and the tenet of basic freedom of expression puts its foot one step closer to the grave.

The despicable demented pieces of cat piss who have brought themselves to cancel some of the Dr. Seuss books, are vile merchants of the enzootic soviet creep that is converging on all Western history, literature, art and science.

What are these savage cannibalistic brutes going to do next, and who gives them so much power as to even think they can cancel things?

These pinko motherfucker commie bastards should all be lined up and served their marching orders, because they’re in the system somewhere, they are being enabled by someone, and they are even being paid vast amounts of money to damage Western culture.

This is their Reichstag fire, this is their Stalinist book burning ceremony of hatred and intolerance.

swab dr seussThe irony of the situation of course is that the people who claim to be ‘liberal’ and tolerant are the ones burning books this time, they claim to fight ‘hate speech’ with hatred and intolerance.

The worst part of the carnage of literature, art, science, history and freedom of speech being cancelled is the silence. Where is the outrage? Where are the professors, the publishers and the academic faculties, where are the political leaders, where are the policy and lawmakers?

Nowhere.

First Transgender Woman Crowned Miss Minnesota 2021

Hailing from the small town of Brainerd, Minnesota, Shaquashisha LaQwandwell, 23, the state’s first ever transgender woman, was crowned Miss Minnesota in St. Paul on Monday.

This year’s Minnesota beauty pageant was an all-inclusive affair, with not only transgender women invited but even paraplegic women were duly encouraged to join.

Under Joe Biden’s new transgender directives, if you are a transgender biological male, you are welcome to join not only the military but any sport for women, or beauty pageant.

Accepting her prize LaQwandwell was naturally happy to win such a prestigious contest, and is now pushing her sights to enter Miss USA, and even the Miss Universe contest.

“Imma aks y’all do you lakk ma beautiful face and figure ni**az, cuz y’all bitchez gonna see me sashay in to Miss USA soon. Imma gon enter Miss USA, not wit ma 15 inch but da contest silly. Gotcha dere!”

At one point, LaQwandwell dropped her flowers and bent over to pick them up giving the judges all a solid eyeful of her meat and two veg, but that was neither here nor there, she has every right as any woman to join the contest. Bigotry and discrimination will not be tolerated.

Meghan Markle Endures Bird Shit Trauma During Oprah Interview

During the sell-out Oprah interview, Meghan Markle was talking about her favourite subject – herself – when a cute little tweety boird landed on a branch next to the narcissist. The bird stayed there for a few seconds, then in an instant gently lifted its bottom and squirted a copious amount of bird shit onto Markle’s black couture dress.

They say getting shit on by a bird is good luck, and it seems Markle will need a lot of it in the future, seeing as her Netflix and Spotify deals are sinking faster than Harry’s ratings in the UK.

One of Oprah’s producers was professional about the bird shit incident.

“The dress looks okay with the bird shit on, in fact it looks like the kind of $4,000 dress some profligate virtue signalling parasitic narcissist would wear. Keep on filming, no need to stop!”

As for the heroic bird, it was later spotted eating from the couple’s garbage storage area, obviously stocking up its gut for some further butt explosions on some other deserving recipient.

 

UPDATE: March 11, 2021 – Some geezer has taken our idea and put it to video. Done very well, good production. Well done.

President Trump: Third Time Lucky

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As Beijing Biden is holed up in his basement, a sitting corpse shitting mothballs and covered in cobwebs, a sprightly President Trump jumped out onto the CPAC 2021 stage.

The huge amount of support for Trump is evident as the crowds clapped and cheered throughout the president’s speech.

President Trump is going to go for a third win in 2024, but it is hard to see how he can win again if the American electoral system is so compromised. Hopefully, some integrity can be brought to the American electoral system in the future, however under the current corrupt conditions this is highly unlikely.

President Trump’s popularity must really grate with America’s socialists, and one can almost hear a collective groaning as Trump touted his 97% popularity poll amongst GOP.

Has President Trump forgotten about those in the GOP who dug their knives deep into his back only 6 weeks ago? One would hope that many of the cowardly betrayers will be hunted down and turfed out of the Republican Party, once and for all.

There was certainly no Stasi Cancel Culture around President Trump on his speech, as he talked to his heart’s content without anyone deleting him.

Looks like the worst nightmare of the socialist Americans has awakened once again. It will certainly be a beautiful sight to behold as they try to thwart Trump’s third coming in 2024. Start planning your deceitful thieving tricks now Democrats, you’re gonna need all the fraud you can muster in four years time.

While Prince Philip Lies Dying in Hospital Harry Betrays Family on Celebrity Circuit

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Royal expert Charles Bartholomew reveals why Harry and Meghan are parasitical virtue signalling narcissists who only do things to benefit themselves. Prince Philip is currently in hospital at death’s door, but Harry and Meghan instead choose to go on celebutard chat shows.

“His grandfather is lying in a hospital fighting off an infection, and what does Harry and his parasite odalisque choose to do — talk on a vulgar banal celebrity chat show.

“If he’s not on the buses with a professional obsequious brown noser, Harry is stooping depths so low these days he might as well pick up a mop and start cleaning the diarrhoea littered floor. This disgusting betrayal of the royal family which gave him so much is a true sign that Harry’s character as a person is void of any form of decency, duty or honour.

“Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II gave the couple everything when they were in Britain. It was her generosity and kindness that was thrown back in her face in such an uncouth selfish manner by Harry and Meghan. By rejecting the goodness and generosity of the Queen of England, the couple ultimately rejected the British people as well who showed great love towards Harry and Meghan.

“Meghan Markle planned to leave the royal family before marrying Harry, as was clear in her calculating actions just after the marriage paid for by the British taxpayer was completed, and she birthed Harry’s child. Meghan not only used Harry to become a royal Duchess, but she played on the Queen’s goodwill to suddenly announce the couple were leaving for North America citing ‘press intrusion’ as a reason. Funnily enough, as soon as Harry and Meghan landed in North America, all they have been doing since is press related, courting chosen news outlets for their own selfish interests.

“There is nothing about Harry and Meghan that suggests ‘universal duty’, but only ‘selfish interest’ as they courted Netflix, and Spotify for multi-million dollar deals where they would only cheapen the monarchy to that of a celebrity freak show.

“As they fly around in gas guzzling jets all over the place, and ride in gas guzzling SUVs they choose to preach to the masses about ecological matters. Coming from a couple of freeloaders who live in a 16 bathroom McMansion in some grotesquely vulgar Hollywood neighbourhood, absolutely nothing good can be said for these virtue signalling self aggrandizing myopic narcissists.

“Former Prince Harry is a disgrace to the royal family, and has been indoctrinated by a calculating professional grifter who has allegedly birthed other children. Meghan’s lies have permanently damaged the royal family, seeing as she never had any intention of sticking around once she received her titles.

“To prevent further damage to Britain’s monarchy, it is imperative that the Sussex titles are rescinded and given to other royals who are more deserving. What about Sussex as a county? It is apparently served by a Duke and Duchess who live 5,000 miles away with no plans to return to Britain ever again. How can the people of Sussex allow this to happen, and how can the Monarchy allow this outrageous theft to continue?

“As the 99-year-old Duke of Edinburgh lies in his hospital bed, Harry and Meghan flaunt themselves on celebrity chat shows for their own benefit, not one thought is brought upon a senior royal who has dedicated his life to service and duty. Not one mention is made by these two vulgar fame-whores who were only in it for themselves, and everything else was a side show.”