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Who Needs Courts of Law Anymore? Trial by Media Circus Kangaroo Courts the New Norm

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If someone was to make spurious accusations in the past and make them stick, it would have had to be conducted in a court of law with a judge, lawyers present and factual evidence. These days however, things are much simpler. All one has to do is go online, or on television to make their accusation in a televised Kangaroo Court with absolutely no evidence, and their words, however fantastical are seen as gospel. By doing this, those who are at the wrong end of the shitty stick are vilified online by thousands of people, and without any evidence may even lose their jobs, their career, their friends — all because of an accusation that may be true or false presented without any evidence whatsoever.

The Oprah anti-royal TV program was a prime example of a trial with no evidence bestowed, decisively engineered to denigrate Britain’s royal family, an institution that has survived 1,000 years. In this case were two individuals who have admitted having mental illness problems, and it was their word against the entire royal family which has now been tarred with accusations of racism etc.

Kangaroo Courts should not be the main method of meting out justice, but unfortunately due to the media circus involved by the Oprah anti-British program, which was watched by over 50 million people much damage has been already done, and many people without even an ounce of evidence have been adversely affected.

Should the word of fantasists and mentally ill celebrities have sway over entire institutions and even the Queen of England?

Transplaining Transgender Gender Fluid Lesbian Male Escapes Reprimand

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According to reports on the London Underground, the transgender entity was transpreading in the carriage whilst simultaneously transplaining to a woman about trans rights in women’s sports.

“I had just got on at Baker Street and as I am pregnant, I saw a seat available, however there was a transgender man who was transpreading across three seats. I asked in a gentle tone whether I could sit on one of the seats, seeing as I was pregnant and needed a seat. Immediately, the transgender started transplaining about the virtues of transgender rights in women’s sports and how I should as a biological female get a life for daring to ask for a seat. The transgender entity then adjusted her trousers accordingly so that its plastic prosthetic penis could be visible to everyone while transpreading,” the real woman recalled.

After being reported to Transport For London by the woman, the London mayor Sadiq Khan himself stepped in to the argument. He reprimanded the pregnant woman for daring to question the transgender, and fined her £2,500.

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Transpreading is a pejorative neologism referring to the practice of transgender entities sitting in public transport with legs wide apart, revealing their various genitalia in all their glory and covering more than one seat.

Transplaining is a pejorative neologism referring to the practice of transgender entities explaining in a condescending authoritative tone about any transgender related subject usually in a very loud, patronising angry voice.

N.B. Thankfully, not all transgenders are transpreading transplainers, and are decent well-rounded pleasant individuals.

Biden Opens the Gates to America For Disease, Crime, Welfare Tourism

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There is nothing more drastic between President Trump’s border policy of safety and that of Joe Biden where dangerous criminal gang members, rapists, disease ridden sickness, and welfare tourists are being ushered into America to suck the country dry.

Naturally by bringing in half the poor of South America into the United States, Biden as a Democrat is only using the cannon fodder as future votes for the socialist party of America in the next election.

This is where the Republicans fall down, they are, the majority of them decent hard-working people who dutifully want to live in a safe nation and prosper, and they are the taxpayers, but their numbers are diminishing, especially as the Democrats use illegal aliens and South American criminals as their voter base.

Unless Republican Americans start breeding like rats, then they will be shit out of luck for future elections. Start fucking right now Republican Americans because you are all going to be outnumbered soon, and it’s only going to get worse as the years pass.

“Boo Hoo! You Made Me Cry!”

It’s like a who’s who of crying, in one corner is Kate Middleton bawling her eyes out, in another corner is Meghan Markle crying like a fucking baby, and all around are other ladies all crying.

Or maybe they are not crying, maybe one of them is acting, maybe onions are involved in the sordid crying matter?

“Sniff!”

Who’s crying this time, aww is your mental state a bit fragile? Like you can bully and dismiss whole battalions of people with ruthless efficiency, but the slightest bad press makes you cry?

Oh, look what you have done now, Harry is crying in the corner as well. Just as soon as we get off our private jet and the servants unload the bags of money…

Privacy?

You made me cry now, and I am going to report it on a chat show watched by millions of people. Ooh! I’m going to pull out my race card now and tattle tale.

He said, she said! Take my word for it.

Please give me as much sympathy as possible.

Waaaaah!

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Can a Laptop Replace a Desktop PC in Your Business?

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The search for a new business computer can be rather intimidating. Not only do you want to ensure that you get the highest return for your investment, but you will also need to navigate a highly technical landscape. One of the most common questions that you are likely to be asking yourself is, should I purchase a laptop or desktop computer? Many individuals who have always used a desktop computer at work might be unaware of the benefits of using a laptop. This guide is here to help you understand why a laptop might be the best choice in your business.

1. Portability

Do you travel a lot for work? Do you often find yourself having to edit or read documents on your phone? The most obvious benefit of laptop computers is portability. A laptop enables workers to maintain high productivity levels wherever they are. Since the modern laptop weighs only a few pounds, it is ideal for people who are often on the go. Not only does having a business laptop enable you to work while you are travelling, it also facilitates remote work. As more and more people are working from home and more businesses look to adopt a remote model long-term, the portability of a laptop has become a necessity for most businesses.

2. Price

Laptops tend to be much cheaper than desktop computers. A desktop computer is usually more expensive than a laptop because it requires additional purchases. Not only are you buying the computer itself but also a display, a mouse, keyboard and any other necessary accessories. At the same time, the price of a laptop includes everything you need, such as a charger and input devices built-in. If you do not require your business laptop to have any additional features, purchasing a business laptop can be much cheaper than you might first expect.

3. Power

One important consideration to make when deciding between a laptop and a desktop computer for your business is the amount of power you need your computer to have. Desktop Personal computers tend, on average, to offer more power per price tag than laptops. If you are conducting work that requires a high-powered machine such as coding or other graphics-intensive processes, then you might want to consider a desktop computer. However, if your work does not require a high-powered machine and there is no reason you need to pay the additional costs associated with a desktop computer.

4. Ease of Use

Not only is a laptop much more portable than a desktop computer it is also much easier to use. It is much quicker and easier to set up a laptop than a desktop computer. This is because, with a desktop, you will need to connect all components together and to a power source. When you fit your office with a range of new desktop computers, it can often take the IT department a whole day to complete the process. Whereas, you can simply provide your staff with a laptop and a power cable, and they can begin working immediately.

Gríma Wormtongue Meghan Markle Vs Théoden Harry

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Who will break the spell of the cursed tongue of Gríma Wormtongue Meghan Markle on Théoden Harry?

Gríma Wormtongue has wormed her way into the soul of Théoden, he is a mere carcass of his former self, as Wormtongue snakes around the former strong royal, whispering slithering words and incantations to imprison the grey prince further into the netherworlds of total submission and catatonic death, there is no reprieve, just a relenting never ending assault of lies.

There is no respite from the serpent, its hold over Théoden grows with each day, disarmed, he is now too weak to even object to the onslaught of incapacitation, much like a spider weaves its web over its prey, Théoden is now covered in cobwebs strung by Gríma Wormtongue.

Will the Kingdom of Rohan ever be freed from this awful horrid curse?

 

Is Harry Now a National Security Threat?

 

To become a bona fide enemy of the state is no mean feat, but Harry and Meghan seem to have managed it with ease. Is this attack on the British royal family a national security threat?

One cannot fathom the profound change that Harry has been put through within the last few years, where he went from a happy-go-lucky much-loved member of the British royal family to become a profound national security threat to Britain.

Intelligence Asset

Who were the people who introduced the prince to this woman? Could they have been working for intelligence agencies working for Britain’s enemies, their role loosely involved in such a way not to arouse any suspicion amongst the MI6 watchers?

There is a certain delicate balance to clandestine work, and undermining the British royal family is not an easy task to behold, but in the current circumstances, it is working well, the agents if they were truly operatives, infiltrated the British Monarchy with absolute ease, almost cutting through the 1000-year-old institution like a knife through butter.

The blame must firmly fall on the royal security staff for not vetting this woman first before she was allowed to cause absolute mayhem in the royal court, and effectively indoctrinate the easily swayed prince, to turn himself against his own family. If the security staff had done their work properly, the Windsors would not be in such turmoil right now.

As a whole, the British Monarchy is now on its knees, with public opinion split, with Americans baying for the heads of royals to roll off the blocks, there is a conceited effort by the new Woke elite media classes for the break-up of Britain’s Monarchy.

This time however there is no guillotine where each member of royalty is beheaded one by one as occurred in the French Revolution, it is more of a trial by media, where the entire former Establishment is paraded, denigrated, then denounced before attempted relegation to the annals of history.

This is surely a national security emergency, and MI6 should treat it as such. Somehow the prince who has succumbed to extreme brainwashing from an asset of foreign intelligence must be woken up.

Meghan Markle, is Gríma Wormtongue to Harry’s Théoden. The spell must be broken, and only then will there be some respite, or alternatively, the former prince must be isolated completely, silenced and cut off, with his manipulative wife in tow of course.

One thing is for certain, Britain’s enemies are now revelling in the public weakness shown by the royal Establishment. What Harry and his dominant Wormtongue controller have done is cause great harm to the British Monarchy, and they will continue until stopped!

 

BREAKING: Harry and Actress Throw Monarchy Under the Bus

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When there’s only one side of a story delivered by an actress to a sympathetic friend about a Monarchy that cannot answer back, you can say what you want and get away with it.

Meghan is the perpetual victim in this Oprah fantasy, a Hollywoodized production piece engineered to damage Britain’s Royal family to the max.

Not one question was directed to Meghan about her own family during the choreographed performance.

Maybe the narcissist Meghan actually does have a conscience because the consequences of her bullying of staff and minor royals came back to haunt her, and she says she had ‘suicidal’ thoughts. This was a result of her power play going wrong, and it’s all about her, not the others she bulldozed over.

As for Archie, Meghan falsely claims he was not given a title because his skin could have been brown, but there are strict rules in the Monarchy going back to 1917 where letters patent were issued declaring that henceforth only the children of the sovereign, sons of sons of the sovereign and the eldest son of the eldest son of the Prince of Wales would be entitles to the style of Royal Highness and the titular dignity of Prince or Princess.

One thing forgotten about any royal family, British or whatever is that purity of bloodline is a primary objective, otherwise it is not a Royal family any more. This is where the Windsors, or Saxe Coburg Gothas fell down. They attempted to accept this mixed-race Nubian exotic actress into the pure blood pool, purely on Harry’s insistence and with aspirations of liberalism, but it was doomed to failure from the start.

What Harry in fact delivered to the Monarchy was a ticking time bomb, and it finally went off last night.

The consensus is, if Harry and Meghan do not lose their Duke and Duchess ranks soon, even more damage will be inflicted on the already portsided Windsor clan by these two vindictive people. Alternatively, If they truly believe the monarchy to be so unpleasant and dangerous, and threatening to mental health, Harry and Meghan ought to resign their HRH titles and the Duchy of Sussex forthwith. Do the honourable thing for once and be free of it all.

Harry Goes Back to Same CBS Ghouls Who Broadcast Diana’s Death Photos

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What better way to honour the memory of your long dead mother by going back to the same people who broadcast her death photos — CBS.

As Princess Diana lay crumpled up in the crashed Mercedes on that fateful night in Paris, ghoulish paparazzi jackals clicked away. The resultant photos were broadcast by CBS, under the auspices of the equally ghoulish producer, Susan Zirinsky. The same malevolent ghoul who is also producing the Oprah interview with Harry and Meghan aired tonight on CBS.

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History seems to repeat itself in horrifying ways sometimes, and Harry might as well spit on Diana’s grave, coerced into the den of the people that profited off Diana’s tragic death, bedazzled by plastic celebrity and its millions of dollars of blood money.

As Prince Philip lies in hospital trying to recover from heart surgery, Harry and Meghan shrug off his plight with the same deference they hold for the memory of Diana.

When you’re making millions off your royal title in La La Land, what is one more indignity, selling out the monarchy, selling out your own dead mother, forgetting your dying grandfather, abandoning the Stoic dutiful monarchy for fleeting American celebrity?

As Princess Diana resides on that long forgotten island, her remains must be spinning in the coffin, her son, Harry, misled by a narcissistic professional grifter, has led him directly into the den of vipers that saw her own tragic end.

Enjoy your interview Harry, with the same CBS people that gloated over your own mother’s dying body for profit.

If You Care About the Planet, Forget Bitcoin, Buy Burstcoin Instead

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The University of Cambridge Centre for Alternative Finance estimates that Bitcoin now uses an average of 130.9 terawatt hours of electricity every year. For comparison, the entire UK uses around 300TWh a year and Norway 124TWh a year. In fact, Bitcoin uses more electricity than the entire country of Switzerland. This is why Burstcoin should be adapted as the cryptocurrency of the future because it has such low energy consumption.

It’s estimated that a single Bitcoin transaction has the energy footprint of 100,000 Visa transactions.

China is the biggest Bitcoin miner, and about two-thirds of the country’s electricity comes from coal. Imagine, the amount of carbon emissions created by Chinese Bitcoin farms churning out their pollution day in day out?

Burstcoin, however, is a hugely underrated cryptocurrency, which is amongst the most eco-friendly currencies in energy usage terms. Where Bitcoin and other cryptos take up huge amounts of energy to mine adding to emissions and pollution, Burstcoin is mined via hard disk space, which is a very low cost, energy efficient way of mining.

PROOF OF CAPACITY Vs PROOF OF WORK

Proof-of-Capacity (PoC) is a consensus mechanism algorithm used in the Burst blockchain that allows the mining devices in the network to use their available hard-drive space to perform the mining process.

In a Proof-of-Work system, the network of transactions is secured by performing an insane amount of computations every second in order to validate each block. This is why you have to use hardware like powerful CPUs, GPUs or ASICs to mine.

This leads to downsides like high electricity consumption, heat and noise, the need for specialized non-reusable hardware and centralization of the mining process by big corporations.

Burst mining solves all these problems (including ASIC-resistance) by allowing HDD mining – miners secure the network with their disk space. It can be seen as a “condensed Proof-of-Work”: you compute once (a process called plotting) and cache the results of your work on hard-disk space. Then mining only requires reading through your cache – your HDD is idle most of the time and reads through the plot files only for a few seconds for each block.

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