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Biden: “Hand Over Your Guns America”

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Biden: “Hand Over Your Guns America”

Joe Biden and the American socialist party are getting closer to banning guns in America.

“We want to make it so hard to own a gun with all the bureaucracy and checks, as well as new executive orders banning parts of guns that you won’t be able to own any, and if you do, it will be mandatory confiscation,” Biden said on Thursday.

Millions of Americans will now be viewed as felons due to the executive orders Biden has recently introduced.

The six executive orders Biden has directed the DOJ to address will mean that AR-15 pistol brace devices—speciality slings that replace standard shoulder stocks—could potentially outlaw once-legal guns. The rule changes have the potential to turn millions of gun owners into felons.

“If you own one of these weapons, we’re coming for you, and you better hand it over. C’mon man, what’s wrong with you? Why do you need a gun anyways? It’s not as if it’s unsafe in crime ridden America,” Biden added before forgetting his train of thought.

Complete gun confiscation is the long-lost dream of the Democrat Party, and it’s finally coming true. Unfortunately for the Democrats, Obama, during his reign of terror, did not manage to take guns away from the American people, but now under the Obama third term (indirectly) the onus will be complete gun control, and they are making up any laws they want to complete their action.

Every tyrannical state in history has always disarmed their population, because they fear their citizens. To not have the ability to defend yourself runs counter to any real American, who were effectively born with a 44 Magnum in their hands.

Totalitarian tiptoe

The Biden administration are not going for a sudden confiscation scenario but bit by bit, and one day Mr and Mrs America will wake up in a country when all firearms are not allowed to be owned legally.

“When they come for your guns, hand them over and smile, because the criminals in your neighbourhood will be the only ones who own guns now, but you will not be able to do. How’s that for the ultimate kick in the teeth?” one guy said on hearing the news.

Experts: Meghan Markle Thought She Could Move Up Rank in Royal Family

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Experts: Meghan Markle Thought She Could Move Up Rank in Royal Family

According to royal experts, Meghan Markle assumed she could move up royal rank and misunderstood how the monarchy works.

“Markle assumed by entering into the British royal family she would have the ability, like in her Hollywood life, to increase her rank in the royal family. This is where Markle fell down because she severely mistook or was ignorant to the fact that there is very rarely a move up the ranks in the monarchy. Once you are put in a certain rank, that’s it, unless you are crowned a regent at some point.

“This is why Markle, who is a power mad narcissistic megalomaniac, could not handle her mid to lower level position in the royal family and started to kick up a storm with her Hollywood tantrums.

“Prince Harry once said ‘What Meghan wants Meghan gets’ and he was correct in his observation, because once Markle found out she could not get the same status as William and Kate, she embarked on her plan to ruin Harry’s life by taking him away from the royal family to North America.

“Psychopathic traits are key to Meghan Markle’s psychosis, and one thing these people do is they create havoc wherever they go.

“Markle has modelled herself on Harry’s mother, Diana, and now psychologically, he is a prisoner to her. Imagine being Harry, who lost his mother once, now he has this thing pretending to be his mother, if he loses that as small as it is, he will lose everything. One thing that Markle has learned as well in Hollywood as a Z-list actress, to get her roles, is how to perform the most amazing fellatio, which opens doors for people like her almost instantaneously. Markle is such an expert in fellatio that any man under her spell would be foolish to even think about going elsewhere. This and other methods are used by Markle to continue using her victims by eventually bleeding them completely dry, in more ways than one. As Wallis Simpson was an aficionado of the Shanghai Technique, so too is Meghan Markle in making it a near impossibility for Harry to think about leaving her expert technique.

“Markle tolerates Harry because he is naive, and of low IQ, as well as holding a royal title. Harry is therefore the perfect mark to be exploited, and by adding children into the mix, the chains are further solidified. Harry had to pony up Diana’s inheritance to buy the house for Meghan which she will eventually take for herself. There is a valid reason Markle chose California for settling down, and that is because Californian divorce law favours women by about 95%, and men are left destitute after the courts and lawyers have finished their work.

“Meghan and Harry never left the royal family because of press intrusion as they falsely claimed. It was because Markle could not get what she wanted, and she had an almighty hissy fit through her unwarranted power play moves.

“As for Harry, he has been completely indoctrinated now, and much like a dangerous cult member or Scientologist, there is little anyone can do for him. The British royal family should completely write him off, and rescind their Duke and Duchess titles because they are no more relevant in any way, and are only being used by Harry and Meghan for commercial purposes. There is nothing anyone can do now to save Harry, as Meghan’s evil spell is complete. The Queen holds a special part of her heart for Harry, but she must ultimately choose between her duty as regent to save the monarchy by taking away Harry and Meghan’s titles or lose everything. Continual damage will be meted on the royal family if the Queen does not act decisively and fast.”

Woman Caught Covid From Farting Man

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Woman Caught Covid From Farting Man

A Pimlico woman, 43, caught Covid on Tuesday when a man farted in her presence whilst shopping in her Sainsburys local store.

“I had just picked up an aubergine when I heard the ripper fart. At first I thought someone had dropped a shopping basket on the floor when I smelled the fart smell. I did not have a mask on at the time, and my mouth was open, so the fart went in there as well. I rushed home in shock, two days later I tested positive for Covid.”

Dr. Ranjit Gupta, a Covid-19 expert, explains how the fart may have infected the woman.

“When a fart is expelled from the anus, methane gas mixed with other gut particles and miniscule droplets of water and faeces dissipate over a large area. Farting with gusto, or maybe just a little squeaker can affect the amount of material expelled from the anus. If in an enclosed space, a fart can be more pervasive and hang around the atmosphere for longer. I had a vindaloo last night and I think I may fart right now, excuse me *parp*!”

Farting is like coughing, but from the other end, so beware of those farts.

Russian and Chinese Military Movement Symbol of Weak USA

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Russian and Chinese Military Movement Symbol of Weak USA

We can only pray for someone to take over the USA who is strong, because under Biden, the ‘world’s policeman’ has never been weaker. Recent Russian and Chinese military movement can testify to the weakness of former global powers like the USA to act.

Just as half of Ukraine was lost under the weak Obama regime, we are once again seeing Russian troops massing on the Ukraine front. Similarly, in the South China Sea, the Chinese ships are making incursions into Philippine territory as well as in Taiwan.

NATO itself is a weakly coordinated group of nations, who are slow to act, and unwilling to do much but watch from the sidelines.

 

There will come a time eventually when the Russians and Chinese undertake their plans of conquest, whether in concert or not, they are getting impatient. It is telling that a weak Biden is more concerned with trivial socialist pet-projects that do nothing apart from throw American tax dollars into a black money hole never to be seen again. Biden is a profligate old fool who is stuck in his basement spending other peoples money as if it were water.

The U.S. military is now more concerned with transvestite transgender soldiers than preparing to confront America’s greatest enemies. Biden has made it his policy to root out capable patriot and conservative fighters from the military, instead moulding it into a socialist PC effeminate group of weakling cry babies who will most probably bend over and spread their cheeks at the first sign of trouble. The Biden socialists are emasculating the U.S. Army, when every troop is a sashaying molly, how will they fight the enemy if they fancy them? Yes, human rights for minority groups are important, however there is a time and place for this, and the army should be a capable force, not a fashion parade for politically correct social justice perpetual victims.

Where Biden’s army is moving towards emasculation, the communist Chinese are trying to rectify their past practices and are now promoting masculinity in their youth.

 

Add in the factor that America has not fought a real force since WW2, they have been accustomed to fighting (bullying) small nations like Vietnam and Iraq, who still kicked some American ass even though they were heavily outgunned. Fighting China and Russia will be a whole new kettle of fish, and under the weak non-leadership of a babbling senile Biden, it ain’t going to be much of a fight. Biden and Putin are no match.

Maybe the socialist Americans can try some of their ‘cancel culture’ on the looming Russian and Chinese armies. If they cancel the threat by ignoring it exists, it might miraculously go away.

Happy Eostre Celebrating Pagan Spring

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Happy Eostre Celebrating Pagan Spring

Just like most things, the Christian religion stole Easter from the pagans who celebrated Eostre with little fluffy bunnies as a symbol thousands of years before Christianity was invented.

The Christians stole the symbolic pagan ritual of the son (sun) on a cross and the solar rebirth. The cross actually is symbolic of the Southern Cross constellation, and Eostre was celebrated as the sun overcoming the powers of darkness thousands of years before the Christians hijacked the pagan rituals for themselves.

The goddess Eostre’s symbol was a rabbit, and the exchange of eggs, painted in decorative designs was a pagan custom which symbolised rebirth. Hot cross buns are another ancient custom stolen from the pagans by the Christians, even though in the early days of Christianity the clergy tried to stop the pagan women from baking sacred cakes to celebrate Eostre. Eventually over time the Christians adopted the same tradition they tried to ban in the first place.

Christianity did not only steal from the ancient Sumerian civilisation with the story of the great flood (Epic of Gilgamesh) but the 4000 B.C. Sumerian goddess Inanna (Ishtar – Easter) was plundered for her story, as she was hanged naked on a stake, resurrected ascending from the underworld.

Christianity also stole greatly from the ancient Egyptians, with the god Horus, born on the 25 December, a symbol of life and rebirth, adopted by the Christians as Jesus and the spring equinox. Horus was conceived by a virgin named Meri (Mary) and had a stepfather named Seb (Joseph). Born in a cave (manger), his birth was announced by an angel, and a star heralded his birth, attended by shepherds (wise men). At the age of 30 this god was baptised in a river, and he had 12 disciples. Horus (KRST = Christ) performed miracles, raising someone from the dead, and walked on water. Iusa or Horus was eventually crucified on a cross between two thieves and after three days in a tomb rose from the dead. The sun god, Mithras, who fired an arrow at a rock creating water, an act the Christians took as the symbol of baptism, was also part of the great Christian theft. There are many more examples of ancient pagan gods being adopted by the Christians in their bible.

Throughout history and the ancient world, elements of the pagans were plundered by the Christians to amalgamate into their new religion which then flourished as the old pagan followers and their priests were persecuted to death.

Once the pagans and their temples had been destroyed, it was time to build churches in their place and to spread Christianity across the globe by force. The Spanish Inquisition and the Spanish genocidal spread of forced Christianity in South America are prime examples.

All of this is old news of course, and most people know it, however the man-made religion of Christianity still continues simply because it is so entrenched in tradition now.

Generationally adopted from each family line, and promoted by the great deceiver priests in their magnificent church buildings. This is why you have to enjoy your plundered Easter today, knowing full well how it is a stolen festival borne from the blood of murdered pagans who were erased from history by the Christian zealots and their armies.

The symbol of the Christian Easter today should be dead pagan corpses swimming in rivers of blood with Christian soldiers ordered by priests standing triumphant over their plunder.

 

Biden Denies He is a “Useless Sack of Shit”

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Biden Denies He is a “Useless Sack of Shit”

Joe Biden today emphatically denied that he was a “useless sack of shit” and vowed on continuing on his current path of uselessness.

“C’mon man gimme a break. I just let in 400,000 Hondurans through the border only yesterday, what with falling down the stairs three times and letting the Russians take the rest of the Ukraine, as well as bankrupting the USA with the Trillion dollar Great Reset, I’m doing great,” Biden quipped from his basement.

Biden never mentions the election any more, simply because it is a sore subject. Amazingly, despite hardly appearing on the campaign trail, he was said to amass over 85 million votes, more than anyone in the history of elections.

“No, I will not go there. Those dead people and illegals who voted Democrat, as well as the non existent voters who miraculously voted, actually voted for me. My contacts in the CCP can vouch for me 110%.”

Americans can be proud of their electoral and Judicial system because they abandoned the American people when they needed them most.

In 2024 when the next US election takes place, it can be assured now that the Democrats will win that one as well, and subsequent elections thereafter.

SCIENTISTS : Chinese Military Creating Human Animal Hybrid Soldiers

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SCIENTISTS : Chinese Military Creating Human Animal Hybrid Soldiers

Where Western science has certain ethics, in China anything goes. Sources within the Chinese scientific community confirm that the military is developing human animal hybrids that will be used as soldiers. The Chinese have been working on chimeras for some time, and their continued research is now coming into fruition.

Imagine the sheer strength and agility of a gorilla, and the ability to grow back limbs like a lizard, or the ability to see clearly at night. Nothing is off limits with the Chinese scientists who are ordered to develop these hybrid scientific operations in the search for the ultimate super soldier.

These genetically modified hybrids would also be optimised for intelligence in combat, following orders with precision with practically no fear or remorse. Agile battalions moving with lightning speed and strength,  armed with precision weapons and aided with high tech resources.

One can imagine an air drop of these creatures or maybe seemingly innocent looking freight ships landing on the shores of some asleep Western country full of hybrid super soldiers ready to carry out carnage on a scale never before seen.

Couple the assault with a calculated EMP strike rendering all electronic equipment useless, and the element of surprise would be devastatingly delicious for the Chinese communists.

The Wuhan Chinese Virus was the precursor and initial strike on global nations, its purpose was destabilisation, economic devastation, and millions of deaths. The CCP’s modus operandi is first to prepare for war, and the global viral pandemic was the perfect conduit.

Remember, every physical product you buy is funding the Chinese military. These are products created by Chinese Communist slaves in factories with extremely poor working conditions that pump out vast amounts of shit into the atmosphere daily, all so you can enjoy your cheap plastic trinkets.

Squib Closed For Our Annual Day Off

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Squib Closed For Our Annual Day Off

April Fool’s Day is the Daily Squib’s one day off in the whole year so don’t expect any posts from us today. Whilst everyone else in the media may post the odd April Fool’s article, it is our tradition to take the day off.

It was on this day in 2007 when the Squib first went live on the internets, and if we’re not censored to death further we shall continue.

The Coronavirus is Feeding Very Well Right Now Thanks to End of Lockdown

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The Coronavirus is Feeding Very Well Right Now Thanks to End of Lockdown

This is exactly what the coronavirus prescribed, a deluge of human meat sacks in the parks and any space they can find spreading the virus once again. To see the viral hosts all packed onto beaches and parks cheek to cheek would have no doubt put a very large smile on the virus as it was mealtime once again. The virus needs to eat, and it supped on some real fodder as the idiots took one chink of sun to come out as a signal to bunch up together and inadvertently get infected.

Feeding frenzy

It’s not only the multiple strains that are now thriving, which will eventually of course branch off into further strains rendering the current vaccines useless, but the economic injury to the economy with a further lockdown will no doubt be just as bad.

Even if you have been vaccinated once or twice does not mean you will not contract Covid-19 or one of its many strains, however to see the maskless crowds on Monday of this week was a confirmation that many people have forgotten any risk from the virus affecting them in any way.

Already schools have been open for a month and the virus has made further inroads into population areas, but the effects of this will take a few more weeks to show up on the daily figures. Now that pubs and unnecessary shops will open soon as well, there will be a further deluge, especially as only a few people are wearing masks now.

The London Underground trains are already packed cheek to jowl, one can only imagine the atmosphere in each train carriage as the sardines all inhale and exhale the same air, the water droplets infected with viral particles distributing throughout the carriage, some landing on eyeballs, or open mouths, or inhaled deeply into the lungs.

Add in EU citizens some of them infected coming in and out of the UK through all open ports, especially while a third wave is raging through the European continent, and you can see the opportunities for the virus to continue its feeding frenzy.

It is thus only a matter of time till the next wave, so start preparing right now.

The never-ending circle of stupidity continues…

If You Are ‘Woke’ You Are Working For the Communist Chinese

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If You Are ‘Woke’ You Are Working For the Communist Chinese

Being ‘Woke’ is the new Marxist phrase for detesting Western culture, history, morals and democracy, and was created by Chinese operatives working in Western nations within the last two decades.

Demoralisation of nations takes a few generations, because people have to be indoctrinated in Marxism and in ways to think like the enemy want people to think. Western nations have thus been targeted to educate their youth in how to hate their own nation, funded, indoctrinated by Chinese operatives who have infiltrated the education institutions of the West.

Why are some large well-known brands going ‘Woke’? One would think this is not good for business, however there is a very good reason for it — money. As much as Western universities depend on Chinese communist money, many large businesses are tied in with Chinese money. Consider the monetary value of 1.443 billion Chinese consumers, and it is easy to see why the board of directors will do anything the Chinese Communist Party want them to do.

The long term agenda of course for China is conquest, and by demoralising entire nations, causing riots, and making people despise themselves, the Chinese successfully divide entire populations. The Chinese, although racist themselves, know that multiculturalism in the West is a weak chink in the armour, therefore they pit people against each other through racist operations with CCP controlled groups like BLM and ANTIFA.

People who deem themselves as ‘woke’ are therefore indirectly or directly working for the Chinese Communist Party and its clandestine operations in the West. You have been indoctrinated to believe and follow a Marxist form of communism that is insidious and harmful not only to key Western values of freedom, democracy, and justice, but you are knowingly or unknowingly a useful idiot used by Chinese operatives within the West.

Undermining the West is the biggest priority for the CCP because future plans involve eradication of the Western population so that they can be replaced by Chinese people. China due to its manufacturing is now a polluted wasteland, and the air in most places is unbreathable, but the factories still have to churn out the cheap plastic products for the West, so they can fund the build-up of the Chinese military.

Technology is not cheap or easy to research for military operations, so as much as Chinese agents in the West have infiltrated and stolen military and business secrets later adopted by the PLA, and CCP, the sheer cost of research and development of military hardware/software is immense. The Chinese factories thus churn out their pollution into the earth’s atmosphere every day because money is needed for the Chinese military industrial complex.

Once the greatest nation in the world, the USA today is in serious danger because of the ‘Woke’ infiltration as well as the administration which is tied to China. Joe Biden, through his son, is an asset of the CCP, and is a danger to national security, however the Chinese money that flows into the United States is too large an amount to ignore.

The many variables the Chinese use to undermine the West are all working very nicely, and through Soviet states like the European Union, China is given strength every day.

It is only a matter of time as those who are ‘woke’ see the Chinese troops entering their shores, they will greet the PLA soldiers with open arms cheering their arrival, but will they cheer as they as all others are put in trenches and shot in the head?

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