Happy, happy, joy, joy! The wonderful rose-tinted world of Harry and Meghan is being forced onto the population by the self-appointed global ambassadors of Happiness.
“You have to be happy! Look at me, I travel in private jets everywhere, eat and drink the finest delicacies every day, have personal trainers, nannies to look after the screaming brat, wear the finest most expensive clothes, and wherever I go I use the Duchess title to make money even though I hate the royals and have done my utter best to ruin them. I live in a 16 bathroom mansion with Mexican servants attending to my every whim, and have millions of dollars in my bank account. Why aren’t you happy?” Meghan asks a homeless woman lying on the pavement whacked out on Methamphetamine.
The confused virtue signalling couple are filmed every day talking about how everyone should be happy, and how you should never be angry or hate certain types of people. Well fuck you Meghan and Harry, fuck you very much.
“You must be happy, we order you to be happy even though you are now lying in a hospital corridor on a trolley with your oxygen running out in some unsanitary New Delhi makeshift medical facility. As you take your last breaths, remember how happy I am as I lecture you on being happy in your meaningless life and death. You see, I am important, and you are an insignificant sub human Untermenschen who has lived a life of hell, and are now dying by suffocating in the most excruciating manner,” Harry lectures a dying man in a Covid hospital through a Zoom conference on happiness.
There was disarray in Britain’s socialist party today as the results filtered through of massive by-election losses, especially in Labour heartlands. Hartlepool, held by Labour since 1964, was conclusively taken over by the Conservatives by 15,529 votes to Labour’s tawdry 8,589.
The people of Hartlepool, forgotten and taken for granted by Labour for decades have clearly had enough.
The communist wing of the Labour Party led by the exiled Jeremy Corbyn, and the Momentum group gloated over Labour leader, Keir Starmer‘s moderate stance in leadership.
“We need the Labour Party to turn even more hard-left than it is now. Communism must be re-packaged and presented to the people, so they are fooled into voting for us. If only British elections were as easy to turn as they are in the U.S. where they do not even have to have registered voters or cards to vote. Labour would have won the election if we had cheated like the Democrats in America. They even had millions of deceased voters in their recent election voting for Biden,” an inconsolable Labour Momentum electoral strategician revealed to the BBC on Friday.
The results are not in yet for the London mayor position, but if Sadiq Khan wins again, the London bloodbath of stabbing will continue unabated, as well as the massive spending on profligate useless socialist projects that benefit no one apart from Khan’s corrupt crony contractors.
All in all, this year’s by-election has been a great success for Boris Johnson and the Conservatives, despite the Labour attempt to derail the party over irrelevant things like fucking wallpaper.
Surely the French are not angry with the British, no, it cannot be? It does not stand to reason, pourquoi? Everything is getting a little fishy, and whilst digging through the malaise, the shovel hit something, the Minister of the Sea, Ministère de la Mer, merde, someone who has a vendetta against the British — Annick Girardin.
Annick is a Marxist agitator who has weaselled her way into power somehow. She is a protégé of Macron himself, a man who delights in the feisty exploits of this fisherman’s daughter. She has threatened to cut off the electricity to les Rosbifs in Jersey, as well as sending a motley flotilla of quaint little French fishing boats manned by angry French fishermen to demand more fishing rights to plunder UK waters.
One would think the plundering of the polluted Channel by the massive French super trawlers would be enough, but it seems not enough fish stolen from British waters is enough for this current lot of French agitators.
“We want to punish the UK for leaving the EU, and we will find many little ways to do it, whether trade disputes, Irish border disputes or fishing rights. Every day, we have someone come up with new plans and ways to ruin British business and the country as a whole. You stinking Rosbifs, we fish fart in your general direction! Vive la France!” a rather petulant fishwife, Annick revealed today.
Throughout the global pandemic, there have been Covid deniers (go to India to see your denial), there have been many citing loss of freedom because of lockdowns, and there have been many concerned primarily from the economic point of view.
As we live in a democracy, why not put all these people into a zone where they do not have to adhere to any Covid rules? As a socially orientated scientific experiment, it would be great to see how these people fare under their conditions of Covid freedom.
How would the Covid Freedom zones look?
Exit from the zone would have to include at least three months’ medically observed quarantine in a policed facility with no escape within the three-month period.
Entry would not need any checks, and those with Covid would be greeted wholeheartedly as they are allowed to spread the virus freely within the zone.
All shops/pubs/clubs/restaurants/entertainment would be open at all times.
No masks or any other precautions will be necessary within the zone.
Medical staff in limited facility hospital buildings would be manned by Covid deniers and sceptics, and they would not be required to wear protective equipment.
There would be limited policing within the zone, once again manned by police who do not mind being infected or dying from the Covid virus.
Each zone would have its own businesses, and economy, although taxation would still be collected by the overseeing outer government.
Each zone would be surrounded by 100 ft high walls, electrified fences, and surveillance to ensure none of the infected population leave without quarantine.
When deaths from Covid exceed a certain amount daily, incinerators would be dropped into the zone so that the dead can be disposed of efficiently.
Why are there sudden Covid viral outbreaks, for example like in India? How long does an outbreak take to brew? Why does the virus suddenly stop then restart?
The virus wears itself out after a mass killing spree eventually slowing down its rate of infection due to fewer bodies to infect, but the virus takes months to brew in populations until breaking out once again. This is not scientifically proven, but just a theory gleaned from observation over time.
The virus needs to increase its numbers to a certain level of infectious potency to be effective, and this takes approximately three months. Therefore, a population will claim they are free from infection and end lockdown. The act of ending of a lockdown will give the virus time to regroup and start infecting the populace who think the pandemic is over. The young who are less susceptible to being hospitalised will have the role of being superspreaders to the older generations and vulnerable (depending on the virus strain). With more human footfall and mixing in close quarters, the virus will build up its strength once again, slowly and silently infecting multiples of people. Once reactivation occurs, the virus may also mutate as it learns to evade the human antibody system more efficiently. The virus may also increase its potency as required, but this would be dangerous to the virus as it spreads in the early stages, because then it will be detected easier. As for Covid testing, the lateral tests usually deployed are not accurate indicators of infection, simply because of many false results, as well as the ability to become infected immediately after testing, therefore if you test negative to the Covid-19 virus one minute, the next, if you come into contact with the virus, you will be infected, yet still have a negative all-clear result to your name. Mass testing would therefore be a godsend for the virus, as it would allow a faster spread because people will think they have a negative result and become more complacent. The same goes for vaccinations. Complacency creeps into the vaccinated population who begin to take more risks once again, eventually succumbing to the virus.
Once the virus, as a collective has reached as many humans as it can, then the months of growth are accentuated and the human casualties start to be seen by the statisticians and government officials. This is when the virus speeds up its deadly process, because once detected, the collective virus knows the jig is up and that the human population may go into another shutdown scenario, so the virus has to act quickly to eliminate as many humans as it can before the humans shut off its food source.
During an outbreak, most sensible governments will conduct a comprehensive lockdown, and this will occur whilst the infected are dropping like flies. Eventually, after the dead are long buried, and the fearful humans are hiding away in their houses, the virus will not be able to spread and the outbreak will again slow down, possibly moving into a state of stasis in certain pockets of the population, but thanks to International travel and commerce, the virus will continue to spread yet lie relatively dormant, undetected until the humans think the virus has been defeated once again, and they re-emerge from their lockdown.
Rinse and repeat. Humans emerge from lockdown thinking everything is back to normal again. The dormant virus wakes up once again as its human food source is out and about. It takes another three or four months to build up viral infections to a good enough value of potency to start its killing spree once again…and on and on…ad infinitum.
The virus’ current food supply stands at 7.9 Billion.
Meghan Markle has only gone and done a Fergie, with her version of ‘Budgie the little helicopter’. The only similarity between the two authors is they are both disgraced former members of the royal family.
Sarah Ferguson (Twitter)
“Meghan Markle’s new book is a delight, although there is something slightly wrong with it. Well, how can I say this. Ahem! It smells of poo! I suppose that’s why it is called ‘The Stench’,” prominent book critic, Barners Barnstorme, revealed in his weekly book review column.
In fact, ‘The Stench’ stinks so much some bookshops have elected to display the book in a hermetically sealed glass case so that prospective buyers are not put off too much. It gives off a horrible stench of betraying fatherhood, as Markle has treated her own father despicably, and has ruined Harry and Charles’ relationship completely.
Publisher, Sea Lion, were adamant that their money invested in Markle would eventually pay off, even though her book is a blatant rip off of this one.
“We got this urgent call that Meghan was planning a 17th bathroom for her Montecito McMansion, and she wanted to raise funds fast. Naturally, we obliged, it makes no sense to have less than 17 bathrooms in your mansion. Forget about other brilliant authors who may be starving or have genuine talent, Markle is the Duchess of Sussex, even though she has never in her life visited Sussex or plans to ever visit in the future.”
Get your copy of ‘The Stench’ right now, but don’t forget the nose pegs.
Watching the India Today channel is like watching a running commentary on the apocalypse as you watch people being snuffed out gasping for oxygen right in front of the reporters. It’s a form of trauma watching these poor people suffer as they are left fending for themselves abandoned by the Modi government. This trauma, however is necessary to see the actual reality of the situation.
If you want to see what is really happening on the ground in India, it is suggested you do not watch any of the sanitized reports from Western media agencies but watch India Today instead. The sanitisation and glossing over the events occurring is a crime in itself.
One part of the Covid nightmare in India is the mass death of doctors from catching the virus. The national registry of Indian Medical Association (IMA) shows that 747 doctors have died of Covid-19. Dr Jayesh Lele, secretary general of IMA, told The Indian Express.
Doctors and medical staff are the heart of any health service, therefore the mass death of doctors will hit the Indian people the hardest, as there was a shortage of medical assistance even before the doctors died.
In India, to become a doctor takes approximately 5.5 years to gain an MBBS Degree. The ratio for India’s population of 1.33 billion was 1.8 million registered medical graduates making up a ratio of 1.34 doctors per 1,000 Indian citizens as of 2017. Therefore, 747 registered deaths from coronavirus in 2021 may be seen as a drop in the ocean, however in real terms, there will be a definite effect to an already strained Indian health service. We have to also take into account delayed statistical information when reporting such numbers, as of writing, the number of deaths may have increased even higher. Many deaths are also undercounted resulting in false tallies.
As daily Covid infections reach a fantastic 400,000, on May 1st, doctors are now calling for another lockdown to try to curb the rate of infection.
DOCTORS FOR YOU is a registered society founded by doctors, medical students and like-minded people in 2007 to provide medical help for all. During the pandemic, DFY has been active in several states of the country providing everything from medical care to PPE kits. In Delhi, it helped set up and manage the 100-bed COVID care facility at Shehnai Banquet Hall, LNJP Hospital Extension Centre, as well as the CWG Village facility which has 500 beds. Its Karnataka team is managing two COVID care facilities while in Mumbai, DFY provided support to healthcare facilities under its #ProtectTheProtector initiative.
Located in Gurugram, Haryana, the foundation is helping people in need of oxygen by providing cylinders for a refundable deposit of Rs 10,000 for those who can pay. They also have a ‘drive thru’ facility that lets COVID-19 patients inhale oxygen from the cylinders at their office free of cost. Of the 12,000 calls they claim to be receiving every day for the past few weeks, the NGO is able to help around 30-40 percent of them as of now.
One of the world’s most renowned humanitarian organisations, Khalsa Aid’s India chapter is helping COVID-19 patients in Delhi-NCR with oxygen concentrators for free. Within two days of launching their WhatsApp helpline on April 23, Khalsa Aid was inundated with more than 3,000 requests. Besides oxygen concentrators, the NGO is also helping people with wood for cremation.
From providing free oxygen cylinders to other life-saving equipment, GiveIndia is one of the many non-profits trying to help people affected by the coronavirus. It had last year raised Rs 220 crore which helped more than 56 lakh Indians in over 115 cities during the first wave. At the same time, GiveIndia had activated a fundraiser to help people with food raising Rs 33 lakh. According to GiveIndia, Rs 1,750 can help one family have two meals a day for one week. Both the fundraisers have been reactivated.
There are multiple fundraisers on Milaap that aim to provide everything from food for COVID-19 patients isolated in various parts of Delhi to meet the shortage of oxygen in hospitals. For instance, Swasth Digital Health Foundation along with ACT Grants are aiming to raise Rs 1.5 crores to procure concentrators and deploy them where needed. According to them, 10,000 concentrators have already been secured but more are needed due to the crumbling situation.
On April 26, Milaap joined hands with fintech and e-commerce platform CRED to help meet the oxygen and other healthcare needs. The CRED Coins, earned by users when they pay their credit card bills on time, can be donated to help in procuring oxygen. For every 10,000 CRED Coins donated, 1,000 litres of oxygen are sent to hospitals.
The Delhi-based NGO is trying to help the homeless by distributing 10,000 ‘wellness kits’ under their campaign #StayWell. The kits contain paracetamol, ORS and an oximeter among other essential over the counter medicines. The aim is to give the underprivileged in the Capital a chance to fight COVID-19. They are also raising funds to help the extremely needy with food and supplies.
‘Mission Oxygen’ is the name of the campaign by Democracy People Foundation to help hospitals with oxygen concentrators. The non-profit initiative has a requirement of 3000 concentrators and has managed to procure 1300 from China at the time of writing. Democracy People Foundation is led by a group of young founders — Rahul Aggarwal and Varun Aggarwal of Designhill, Rahul Hari Saxena of Satvacart, Shikher Gupta of Cuttlefish and Uday Anand of Crush Fitness India.
Started in 2020 during the initial months of the pandemic in India, the initiative has been helping the poor and unemployed in Mumbai with cooked meals and ration kits which include rice, wheat, oil and salt among other items. They have been working in Govandi, a slum and dumping ground in the Maharashtra capital, where daily wage workers and other poorer sections of the society live.
The NGO started as a citizen-led movement to help migrant workers during the national lockdown in the early months of the pandemic last year. They have so far helped close to six lakh migrant workers, distributed 47 lakh meals in Mumbai and supplied 20,000 ration kits. The organisation has over 200 citizen volunteers including actors, students, professionals and chefs.
There is a very simple reason why Putin is moving towards all out conflict in Ukraine, and it is nothing to do with the Minsk Protocol, it is to do with — age.
Time moves for no one – even grandmasters – and with age there is cognitive decline, Putin is running out of time, simply put, this may be his last chance to complete his duty of service for Mother Russia.
The sense of urgency is also aggravated by the current coronavirus pandemic, as well as obvious weakness with the Biden administration bringing forth a definite corridor of opportunity for Russia and China to move forward with military action.
Without this move, where will Putin lie in history? It is the audacious moves that define great leaders in history, those that defy any sort of odds, or reason, even if a move fails, they had the sheer audacity to attempt it in the first place. Alexander the Great, Hannibal, Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin, are some examples of military leaders who made bold almost impossible moves, some in absolute desperation and some with sheer ego and will as their reasoning.
The satirical article about lesbian feminism created by the Daily Squib in 2015, was an accurate prediction of what the core of feminism leads to, as proven in a 2021 feminist movement in France with its lesbian core revealed finally to the world.
A new generation of French activists emerging in the post #MeToo era are turning to lesbian feminism to denounce centuries of male oppression, inspiring the first march of lesbians in forty years but also sparking controversy.
French feminists are increasingly drawing on the tools of political lesbianism, which argues heterosexuality and patriarchy are inextricably linked, to contest pervading inequalities between the sexes. LINK
