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Psychiatrist: “Harry is Projecting His Mental Illness onto Audience and Father”

Dr. Hubert Wilkins, a prominent psychiatrist from the Wilhelm Institute in Geneva, Switzerland, was asked to analyse the recent public outbursts of former British royal, Harry.

“Analysing the recent outburst of Harry, it is safe to state that the former prince is projecting his own mental illness and internal denial mechanisms onto others, namely his father Prince Charles, his grandmother and deceased grandfather. What we define as projection are the elements of thoughts, motivations, desires, and feelings that cannot be accepted as one’s own which are consolidated by being placed in the outside world and attributed to someone else. All projections elicit counter-projection when the object is unconscious of the quality projected upon it by the subject. Thus, what is unconscious in the recipient will be projected back onto the projector, precipitating a form of mutual representational enactment.

“During his latest outburst Harry is quoted as saying: ‘There’s no blame. But certainly when it comes to parenting, if I have experienced some kind of pain or suffering because of the pain or suffering that perhaps my father, or my parents had suffered, I’m going to make sure I break that cycle, so I don’t pass it on.’ He starts off with the words ‘There’s no blame’ but goes on to blame his father and other royals immediately after that statement. Harry also states that the ‘pain’ he attributes to others should not be transferred to his own children, however what he is doing by publicly speaking about his mental pain is actually going to affect his children in the future when they can read. Rather hypocritically, he is actually doing what he just blamed on his own father and grandparents, but in a worse manner, to millions of listeners worldwide. One can only conclude that his motivation is not as he states, in protecting his children, but of sheer vengeance, and narcissistic retaliation projected upon his relatives.

“Harry is most certainly a person with a split narcissistic schizoid personality, as the evidence presents itself. Whatsmore, projection is more commonly found in narcissistic personality disorder or borderline personality disorder. Harry does display elements of schizophrenic psychosis, which does come to explain some of the dualistic personality traits he seems to exhibit.

“Harry’s mental illness is however treatable and manageable. He states that he is getting help for his various psychiatric disorders, possibly through extensive therapy and drug treatment. I would go further to suggest that Harry should be chaperoned by medically trained staff on a daily basis, as a means to not only protect himself, but others he comes into contact with. Furthermore, outbursts on radio programmes and television only damage Harry’s already fragile mental state, and he should not display his mental illness as a badge of honour just to be vindictive to others with his projection, or to gain sympathy for his narcissism.”

The Biden Hologram Can Only Watch as Israel and Gaza Go to War

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The flickering holographic image of Biden stutters and bumbles, its AI is not designed for this sort of scenario, the top of the range hologram is not quite the technological marvel just yet.

“Where President Trump was a solid guy who actually stood for something, Biden is a hologram, a ghost, with no discernable qualities, just a heavily scripted malfunctioning robot that stutters badly, projecting uncertainty and discord. Under President Trump’s rule, none of this Israeli Gaza conflict would have happened,” a Capitol Hill observer commented.

Who is behind the Biden hologram?

According to tech experts, it’s the same team who increased the Biden votes artificially on election night.

“Remember on election night when Trump was ahead in those crucial states, when in real time, there was a sudden surge of millions Biden ballots. It was in plain sight, and everyone witnessed it, yet the blatant fraud was ghosted by all the major institutions and media. The same team who engineered the fake ballots, are also behind the Biden hologram,” Harry Whitehat, a Silicon Valley tech expert revealed on Friday.

Dodgy Dave Happiness Meter Goes Below Zero

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To see a former prime minister visibly disappear in abject shame on screen was a positive disgrace for the very office of the PM. When he was PM, Dodgy Dave even dreamed up a happiness index, as his aim was to magically make everyone in the country ‘happy’. Well, ironically, during the parliamentary grilling session yesterday into Dave’s dodgy business affairs, it seemed Dodgy Dave’s happiness meter was dipping a little, or a lot, as each painful hit came in wave after wave.

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“It was painful to watch, but to Cameron’s credit he took the hits on his blushing cheeks with gusto, he did not raise his voice once. Dodging this, dodging that, yes, of course you were not motivated by money, yes, you were doing it all for the integrity of business and wanted to help the country, sure you did Dave,” one parliamentary observer revealed over the whole corrupt fiasco.

Naturally the female Labour grillers were the ones who decided to get over emotional, some were visibly appalled that Dodgy Dave was a frequent flier of the company’s private jet to his second mansion in Cornwall.

Here’s to a lost £65 million payday and being disgraced in front of the whole nation and parliament. Hope it was worth it Dodgy Dave?

How Many Times? Suicidal Arabs with No Air Force Try to Fight Israel

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The idiots in Gaza must be suicidal because they are using 19th Century military techniques and equipment against a nation with 21st Century military hardware, and an air force. How many times do these idiots bring upon their own destruction with their low IQs? Okay, these are religious zealots blinded by their trust in god, but even the dumbest religious non-scientific fools would generally realise their position and not commit Hara Kiri by Israeli military supremacy.

It was the same religious non-scientific stupidity with ISIS, they did not have an air force, they did not have command over satellites, they were basically sitting ducks to nations who had those things. All these Arab movements and factions are doomed to failure from the beginning, but these people are too stupid to realise it.

To be blinded by your religion so much is a sure-fire way of falling in the battlefield, because military action is a science, and if you ignore the scientific part like the people in Gaza are doing, then you will reap the wrath of Israeli technical scientific military might on your head.

Is there anyone in Gaza right now – a place which is being systematically flattened by Israeli military might – who has a fucking brain cell between them to realise the futility of their actions of firing a bunch of dumb firework rockets at Tel Aviv?

You need a fucking air force, and we have said it time and time again, yet these cave men still do not get it. Without an air force, you will lose, and time and time again — you will lose!

How To Achieve Everything You Want In Life

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Many people misinterpret the answer to the question of how to achieve everything you want in life – they want to do nothing and land on millions of dollars. But they forget that anything, even being an Instagram influencer or winning on one of the https://casinosnotongamstop.info/ requires not only a fair share of luck! This also is a daily process, consisting of hard work, dedication, changing the mindset, and being highly goal-oriented.

Change your mindset

Change your life should be begun with changing your mindset. Start thinking goal-oriented, like, what do I do to achieve my goal? How and when do I do it? What results should I receive? Using what resources, connections, or anything else will I be striving to achieve it?
Also, deprive yourself of gloomy and self-deprecating thoughts. Yes, we all would like to be depressed for a while but achieving anything is all about a positive attitude and tons of internal energy, which is complete opposition to the state of being depressed.

Believe in yourself

Believing in your desire to win and the ability to keep going no matter what (if only you’re not dead) is one of the ultimately important things if you want to have some good answer for the question of how to achieve everything in life.

Work hard and don’t be lazy

Get up early, work extra hours, do better than people usually do, and constantly be aspiring to find out something interesting and motivating to keep your interest in achieving a goal high.

Going for your goals is daily work and it is so much more than just ‘doing a job’!

Focus on self-development

Rather than focusing on a goal, focus on self-development that’s required to discover everything about achieving this goal. Thus, you will gain fantastic knowledge, which can create tangible opportunities in reaching your goal. Change your thinking from getting from point A to point B into a fascinating journey of getting to point B. And this fascination will itself push you further.

Change your surroundings

You can’t be effective if folks around you are gloomy. And you can’t evolve when the ‘crabs in the net’ drag you down with their claws each time you want to get out. To start changes, change everything around you first.

Reaching goals is a multi-faceted journey, full of self-education, devotion to work, and inevitable fails, which give you experience. But you are the only one on whom you may rely while achieving goals, as nobody will do for you better than you do yourself.

SNP: Repeating Supposed Generational Referendums on a Whim is NOT Democracy

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Referendums are meant to be offered to the public as ‘once in a generation’ votes, and that means within a period of 30-40 years.

The Scottish vote of Independence was held on 18 September 2014 saw Scotland vote to remain part of the United Kingdom (UK), with 55% voting against the proposal for Scotland to become an independent country and 45% voting in favour. The UK survived the vote thanks to some clever tactics.

Nicola Sturgeon herself, at the time was quoted as saying that the ‘eu referendum was a once in a generation opportunity for Scottish independence’ and said she would respect the result of the vote whatever it was. You can’t just keep repeating votes until you get the answer you want.

If referendums are repeated ad infinitum simply because the losing side does not like the answer of the vote, then referendums are not democratic, because they are votes completed until the side that wants their result to come up eventually materialises.

If the Scots are allowed to have another referendum for independence in 2021, since the 2014 referendum, then who is going to stop another referendum for anything else, including the EU referendum so close in date to each other?

Breaking up Britain is one of the major focuses of the EU, as a punishment for leaving the Soviet bloc, and Sturgeon has regular briefings with EU Commission operatives, and EU technocrats regarding breaking off Scotland from the United Kingdom union. Furthermore, it is in the interests of Britain’s enemies to divide Britain, to weaken it economically as a whole Union.

If Scotland tries to break away from the UK by abusing referendums, this could be construed as a military matter, and a matter of national security. In this respect, the military could be utilised to dispel any further rebellion from the agitators and separatists, viewing them as terrorists. Once the country is stabilised, a parliament that reflects the United Kingdom as a more broad representation could be installed in Scotland. Politics aside, democracy would be temporarily wavered in a time of internal war, then re-instated after Scotland has stabilised.

 

New Age Gaming Trends With the Potential to Stick Around

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It’s no secret that the gaming industry is currently one of the most profitable ones in the world. Most people enjoy some downtime with a fun game, and with a user base in the billions, it’s easy to see that gaming is currently an insanely popular hobby that’s dominating worldwide! When anything becomes that big, it’s only natural for trends to start taking root. While most of these trends come and go pretty quickly, here are a few new-age gaming trends that have the potential to stick around and send big waves of change across the world of gaming!

Real Money Games

While most people pushed it aside in the past, real money gaming has always been a massive part of the industry. These days, it’s hard to ignore entertaining titles in the casino scene as they’ve reached a level of popularity that exceeds many Triple-A games! The reason for the success of casino games is a result of many factors. Mainly, it’s been prompted by online casinos and their growth. If you visit a reputable online casino UK right now, you’ll find that it has all the trademarks of premium entertainment.

First off, these places have enough variety to suit everyone’s tastes. From themed slots in every genre imaginable to classic table games like Poker and Blackjack, they cover all bases. Second, they’re insanely convenient. Players can access these games through any platform that supports an internet connection. Third, the quality of casino games never misses the mark. With all of this on their side, we doubt casino games are going away anytime soon.

Rise of Female Gamers

It might not sound right, but throughout its history, gaming has mainly been aimed at men. From sexist themes in popular video games to toxic cultures that practically force women into hiding their identity in online lobbies, the world of gaming hasn’t always been the most welcoming for females. Thankfully, things are starting to change. More and more women are taking charge in the gaming scene, proving that they’re not only good but often better than men in many games!

While we couldn’t be happier that video games are changing to fit a better representation of women, there are still disparities in the industry when work is in question. Women are still massively underrepresented in the game development workforce, with men making up a majority of video game designers, developers, and writers. With the interest in female gaming increasing drastically, we hope to see more female voices behind the scenes too, and we don’t doubt we will!

Gaming on Mobile

It’s easy to overlook mobile gaming given its reputation as somewhat of a meme among the mainstream gaming community. Surprisingly enough, even though mobile has been the butt of many jokes over the years, it’s reached immense amounts of success! It’s easy to say that the mobile gaming platform didn’t offer much in the past, but saying that today just seems ridiculous! With mobile tech reaching new heights, many mobile games are now comparable to PC smash hits!

Combined with the top-notch quality we can see in popular mobile releases on platforms like Android, the portable nature of mobile makes it a powerhouse! The convenience of being able to play your favourite games anytime, anywhere gives mobile an edge that most other platforms lack, which is why many big-name developers have been shifting their focus towards it recently. The age of mobile gaming is only just beginning, and we wouldn’t be surprised if mobile gaming is the next big thing!

Must-Have Classic Items For Every Woman’s Wardrobe

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Trends come and go, but there are certain classic items that will last for a lifetime. This is particularly true with women’s luxury fashion, making it easier to build a sustainable wardrobe without the worry of pieces going out of style. Without further ado, let’s take a look at some of these must-have classic items.

1. Little Black Dress

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A fashion staple since the 1920s, the iconic LBD became famous thanks to Coco Chanel. The first step to finding your perfect dress is knowing your body type and picking an adequate silhouette to suit. For a timeless piece, pick a dress of a semi-modest length and a higher neckline. In this way, transitioning from day to nightwear will only require a change of accessories.

2. White Button-Up Shirt

Borrowed from the boys, the white button-up shirt is easy to pair with pant suits and pencil skirts for a flawless business look, but also with washed jeans or glam skirts for a trendy casual occasion. To take the whole button-up concept to a new level, pick a shirt made of a luxe material, like silk, satin, or viscose.

3. Black Blazer

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A structured blazer works like a charm on any outfit, from tee and shorts to a pants suit or pencil skirt. If your wardrobe has no blazer, start your blazer collection with a fitted longer one. If that’s covered, add up a cropped and oversized style, too. When all styles are covered in black, you can start playing with colours and patterns until you own all the blazers you love.

4. Light Cardigan

A classic item that often gets overlooked; the light cardigan is one of the most versatile clothes you can have in your wardrobe. This item serves a multitude of purposes, from keeping you warm on a chill night to adding glam to an otherwise casual outfit. You can pick from different lengths, colours, and textures, but start with a tan, mid-length one for the most versatility.

5. Black or Grey Pencil Skirt

Classy and elegant, the pencil skirt is a must for business purposes. Whether you wear it at the office or for a corporation event, rest assured you’ll look prepared and professional. There aren’t many rules when it comes to choosing the right skirt, but black or grey are timeless colours – they also match with pretty much any blouse or button-up shirt.

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6. Pumps

Pumps provide a great way to dress with elegance while remaining comfortable at the same time. Perfect for day-to-day life, team designer pumps with skinny or leather jeans for the ultimate staple outfit. If embellished with diamantes or studs, you could even transition your pumps into evening wear.

7. Tan Trench Coat

Trench coats are the autumn and early spring alternative to a light cardigan. Wear them with jeans and a white tee or over a business suit for best effect. We recommend getting a tan trench coat, as tan is a neutral colour that pairs well with everything. Furthermore, trench coats look amazing with boots, pumps, flats, and trainers alike.

8. Classic Jeans

The latest fashion trends talk about baggy boyfriend jeans and mom jeans. But, if you’re looking for a design that’ll never go out of style, skinny jeans are a must-have. Opt for a black pair and dark blue pair to begin with; these two types of jeans can pair up with a magnitude of different blouses for simple yet put-together looks.

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9. Simple Flats

Pumps are an essential item in every woman’s wardrobe, but so are simple flats. From ballerina shoes to loafers, you have dozens of classic styles to choose from. Leather shoes are your best choice, but you can also opt for canvas or suede. As for the colours, pick classic shades like black, beige, or navy. These shades will go with most outfits, preventing the need to buy new shoes every time you buy new clothes.

10. Wrap Dress

Another item all women must have in their wardrobes is a flattering dress, and if you want one to keep forever, that should be a wrap dress. This type of silhouette looks fantastic on all body shapes, and you can wear it for years without worrying about your body changing much. Depending on occasion and time of day, you can pair your dress with white trainers for a casual look or heels and a blazer if you want to create a more sophisticated outfit.
With these ten classic items in your wardrobe, you’ll never feel stuck for outfit choice again. All of these items work well with one another, giving you full freedom to create unique looks with the items you already own!

BLOODBATH LONDON – Sadiq Khan to Win Second Bloody Term

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What kind of a cunt would vote for another bloodbath in the once great city of London under the blood soaked auspices of COCKROACH Sadiq Khan as Mayor? Are there really that many mentally ill reckless people in London who do not care about their own safety or the safety of their families?

After years of abuse under Sadiq Khan has no one in London learned anything? The profligate spending sprees, the daily knife murders, the daily robberies and battering of London’s population is obviously something Londoners enjoy. What kind of fucking masochistic cunts would vote for another term of Sadiq Khan? Are you deranged? Are you clinically insane?

London under the Labour mayor is now officially a filthy murderous hellhole, its streets soaked in blood, schoolkids can’t go to school safely without either being stabbed multiple times or having the shit kicked out of them by wild rabid animals whacked out on Skunk weed. Entire populations live in daily fear for their lives as Sadiq Khan sits in his plush office doing nothing for London or Londoners. Having your home burglarised is now seen as normal daily routine.

The roads are hell, traffic is so terrible in some areas that it can take three hours to travel 1.5 miles. Khan in his increased deranged non-wisdom has completely ignored any problems on the roads, any murders, any crime meted out on the fearful population suffering under his evil mayorship, or anything to do with the welfare of the people of the capital city.

One can only wish extreme misfortune falls upon those who decided to tick the Sadiq Khan box on 6th May. Let the laws of karma fall upon each and every one of you, as the old adage goes, may you get what you voted for. You may be walking back from a visit to your local supermarket, innocently strolling along, maybe whistling a little ditty, next thing you know you’ve got a 12″ Zombie knife sticking out of your liver, and a leering psychotic hooded thug high on poppers standing there calmly watching you. Smile, because it was your vote for Sadiq Khan that counted, and as you slowly black out, remember that under Sadiq Khan’s London mayorship, you won’t get an ambulance for at least an hour, if you’re lucky.

The Beauty of Playing Free Online Slots UK

News that the online gambling industry in the UK is booming is no secret. With the country having regulated the industry back in 2005, many gambling brands have emerged with some dominating the global gambling industry. If you’re a gambling enthusiast, this is great news as the competition helps improve the standards in the industry.

Times have changed, and you can now play your favourite slots online from any location and even on the go. This post looks at the advantages of playing free online slots.

Enjoy the Convenience

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Gone are the days when you had to dress up for a visit to your local casino for some slot action. Today, you can play from your home or office any time of day. The convenience offered by online casinos in the UK has revolutionised the industry and more people now find it easier to play online.

With the advent of mobile casinos, you can enjoy free slots on the go to keep yourself busy and even win some money while at it. Once you establish the best platform from where to play free games, you can log in any time and have some fun.

Wider Variety of Slots

At your local casino, you might not have a wide range of slots to choose from and this makes online casinos the better choice. The competition in the online casino industry has seen more game developers launch exciting slots to rule the industry.

Slots are the most popular casino games and the top slot developers such as NetEnt, Playtech, Microgaming, RealTime Gaming and International Game Technology (IGT) compete to launch the best products for casino websites.

The innovation in slot making has seen the launch of branded games based on movies, cartoons, comics, music bands, legends, sports and many other themes. You’ll always find something exciting to play whenever you search free exciting slots.

Better Bankroll Management

When you start to play online, it’s always advisable to start with a small amount. Slots are the most popular games for beginners and when you have a low limit slot or a free game, you can extend your bankroll for a long time.

When you get free spins, you have an opportunity to win a small amount which boosts your bankroll. The fact that you can set the amount you want to play per spin makes it even easier to control how much you spend at any time. The same is not true for other casino games.

Learn as You Play

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If you haven’t played at an online casino before, it’s not easy to get started. Most players have no idea what to do and there’s the fear of losing money.

When you register for free online slots, you get a chance to start learning about the casino websites, slot machine features such as the symbols, wilds, scatters, multipliers, free bonuses, and much more.

This knowledge comes in handy when you start playing real money slots. You already know how the casino platforms work, and you understand your bankroll management better.
Helpful Resources

You’ll find many gambling resources online when you start playing. Some casino websites that offer free games also include forums for players to interact and learn from each other.

This is an opportunity to hone your game and learn about new games.
Before you play any free game, you get information about the game features, gameplay, RTP, availability of a jackpot, bonus rounds and much more.

Ready to explore the world of online casinos? Why not start easily with free online slots before you graduate to the more demanding real money games? You learn a lot when you play free games and there’s still an opportunity to make money.