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Comrade Starmer Outlines 10-Year Communist Plan For Soviet Britain

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Comrade Starmer Outlines 10-Year Communist Plan For Soviet Britain

“Dear Comrades, commissars, Bolsheviks, unions, biased civil-servants, today I outline our collective 10-year communist plan for Soviet Britain. The Labour Politburo which makes up most of the House of Commons, and implanted Labour House of Lords will implement my plan for the entirety of the country. Yes, there may be partisans and capitalist bourgeois interlopers who may disagree with my 10-year communist plan, but these treacherous venal capitalist scum will be routed from their ratholes and thrown from the parapets of Soviet Britain into the all consuming fires of Marxist outrage.

“Comrades, I have sequestered the imperialistic puppet parasite “King” of Britain to read out the 10-year communist plan in the Duma today. Yes, he is a simple fucking puppet, a relic of the past, as well as being a parasitical drain on our Soviet nation’s people’s soviet bank, but for now he is of use to us. Give it a few more years, and we will string the lot of them up and display them for the public to see hanging from the windows of Buckingham Palace. We will then gut their palaces of their stolen artefacts and allow the people to desecrate these places of imperialistic thievery.

“As well as giving full power to the unions, who will wreak havoc on the last remaining capitalist remnants of socialist Britain, I must thank the biased civil service who have always supported our soviet Labour cause whilst in exile. It was because of your intransigence and determination to sabotage the Conservative scum for decades that helped their downfall. We will reward you with even higher pension plans and expense packages.

“Our first order of operations is to build over the green fields; the babbling brooks, the quaint villages of Britain and in their place supplant large concrete grey blocks to house the millions of immigrants who will continue coming to Britain under its open door policy. After all, in the sham soviet elections, we always need our voter base, and illegal immigrants who we grant citizenship without any checks, are a good start.

“The House of Lords Hereditary Bill will ensure that all toffs are turfed out and replaced by Labour soviet commissars and people with names like Chakrabati.

“The Digital Information and Smart Data Bill will ensure more surveillance to protect the peasants and proles from themselves. Yes, it is for your own protection that we will increase all surveillance. If we hear any proles who say anything out of sorts about soviet Britain or me, your supreme leader, then you will find out what happens to you. Our Gulags in the north of Britain will soon be bristling with your bodies as you are re-educated, thirty or forty years at a time.

“I announce the British Railways Bill. I dream of soggy cheese and tomato sandwiches and dirty dishwater cups of tea. Hurrah! We are bringing back British Rail. Cattle carriages may or may not transport the proles from one place to another, that is, if the trains even bother to fucking turn up in the first place.

“I have put in place my loyal Stasi Rottweiler comrade Milliband to oversee Labour’s WEF Trilateral Commission Net Zero Bill. This very simple plan involves impoverishing Scotland especially by cutting off their oil revenue, and impoverishing Britain by punishing road users who own and use vehicles that are powered by petrol. Along with high tax rises, council tax increases and the huge cost of importing gas from other countries, which I might add causes invariably more carbon emissions, living in Britain will become even more intolerable.

“The new Pensions Bill was a pet project of mine. You may have a pension that is worth something today. Thank you for saving and working for years to make a lovely pension pot for our soviet Labour Party. We will take every penny out of your pension so you do not have to bother about retiring unless you are a comrade of the party or commissar of the civil service. Thank you proles for your money, now fuck off and get back to work until you drop dead in the streets penniless.

“The Private Schools Bill. This one is a class war speciality, a vengeful declaration of soviet beauty. We hate you privileged scum who work hard all your lives in order to send your lazy bourgeois progeny to private schools. No! Under soviet Britain’s Labour Party, you will be taxed out of existence, so that only high party members will have the ability to send their kids to private schools. The rest will be thrown amongst the squalid, overcrowded comprehensives and oversubscribed crumbling primary schools.

“All in all, comrades, if the proles have money now, they will not have any tomorrow as the soviet hand of the Labour Party will upturn the citizens and empty their rubles into party coffers.

“Thank you for voting in the sham election where only 20% of the country voted for us, and goodnight suckers!”

Anti-Gun Leftists: “Since Trump Shooting We Love Guns”

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Anti-Gun Leftists: “Since Trump Shooting We Love Guns”

American socialist anti-gun leftists used to abhor gun culture, and any public shooting event would bring them out in droves baying for a ban on guns, but things have changed since the Donald Trump assassination attempt.

“I used to go to anti-gun rallies nearly every week. We had placards, and would shout out anti-gun slogans for hours on end on the street corner. Since the Trump shooting, I can’t get enough of guns. The more people who own deadly weapons like guns, the better. Hopefully, the next guy will not miss!” Angela Danica, 34, a primary school teacher from California, told CNN on Tuesday.

More guns please

Many former anti-gun leftists are now even signing up to gun ranges so they too can learn how to shoot at presidential candidates if they suddenly go “full libtard”.

“We need more guns everywhere, and everyone should be able to shoot straight. That idiot who tried to down Trump missed by a few millimetres, that’s not good enough. All our troubles would have disappeared if he had aimed straight. I used to hold anti-gun protests outside this very shooting range, but now look at me, I’m holding an AR-15 and loving it,” Esmeralda Domingo, 47, a district judge from New York revealed.

“The NRA is a beautiful organisation and I support it fully! We need more guns, please. Mr and Mrs America, buy more guns right now,” Former speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi quipped, four minutes after the shooting of Donald Trump was reported on the news.

What Makes Roulette Different in the Online Age?

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What Makes Roulette Different in the Online Age?

In terms of casino staples, there are few as iconic as Roulette. This table game is instantly recognisable for its central wheel, simple ruleset and unique gameplay style, having featured in casinos for hundreds of years.

The general shift towards online play has led to changes in many games, Roulette among them. So, let’s examine just how this particular classic game has changed to keep up with the times, leading to new formats like Mega Fire Blaze Roulette.

Variety

Probably the most notable change for Roulette online is in the sheer number of variants now available to players. Land-based casinos can only offer so many tables at a given time due to space constraints, leading to a smaller pool of potential options.

Online players can choose from a much wider variety of Roulette games, whether they prefer a European or American style wheel. Not only that, there are plenty of newer variations on the classic Roulette formula that have popped up online.

There are games such as multi-wheel Roulette or mini-Roulette, as well as the option to play a game run by a live dealer. This all allows players to choose whichever game best suits their tastes, with any extra features or gameplay twists or an entirely classic Roulette experience.

pexels-pavel-danilyuk-7594586Enhanced gameplay features

The online interface and digital infrastructure allow for some features that simply aren’t possible with a traditional Roulette table in a land-based casino. One common feature are statistics and game histories that offer insight into previous spins, giving players more information to consider before placing their wager.

Online casinos will also often offer gameplay tutorials and practice modes for players to try out before they join an active game of Roulette.

Technological advancements

Like all other online casino games, Roulette has benefitted from the introduction of the random number generator (RNG). This complicated computer algorithm is responsible for determining the outcome of each spin in a digital Roulette game, making it impossible to predict the outcome of a game.

Aiming to replicate the random nature of a physical Roulette spin, this ensures that digital Roulette games are completely fair in nature, with no external factors having any influence on the outcome.

Accessibility

Online games of Roulette are available to players with a solid internet connection and a suitable device. Naturally, this makes it far easier for players to find a game without having to travel to a physical casino location.

The increasing use of mobile phones and tablets for online gaming has also encouraged developers to improve their game interfaces to accommodate these platforms. As a result, modern online Roulette games benefit from features that improve the user experience and help to streamline gameplay.

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Online Roulette could see further shifts as time goes by and technology develops further. Improvements in virtual reality (VR) may lead to additional transformation for this classic game, or perhaps an entirely new format or platform may emerge in the years ahead.

No matter the direction of future technological shifts, Roulette still looks set to remain one of the most well-known casino games.

Could Manchester United Replace Erik ten Hag as Manchester United Manager? 

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Could Manchester United Replace Erik ten Hag as Manchester United Manager? 

Manchester United spared the blushes of a terrible campaign when they won the FA Cup against Manchester City at Wembley 2-0. It was a strong counter-attacking performance from the Red Devils – one that shocked live football odds while showing a blueprint for how to beat Pep Guardiola’s swashbuckling side on the biggest of occasions. In many respects, the win saved Erik ten Hag’s job.

Indeed, it was a tough sophomore year for the Dutchman in English football, with a campaign that ultimately culminated in a second successive trophy, overshadowing their worst league finish since the formation of the Premier League in 1992.

United finished eighth and despite adding silverware to their cabinet, Old Trafford will be deprived of Champions League football for another season – all the more frustrating due to the new format.

It’s going to be a big summer for Ten Hag, but even then, the Dutch manager is not untouchable. While it’s unclear if Jim Ratcliff will instil the same ruthless nature that has seen United dispose of much better tactical coaches like Louis van Gaal and Jose Mourinho, expect a new man in the dugout before the end of the year if things aren’t going to plan.

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Many believed Ten Hag’s time was up already when the whistle blew in the FA Cup final. Van Gaal suffered a similar fate when his United team beat Crystal Palace in extra-time of the 2016 FA Cup. Despite lifting the trophy, the two parted ways, while Ten Hag has been given more time, and it is assumed more money, to try and paper over the cracks in his side that are becoming more apparent and more self-inflicted.

However, Ten Hag has admitted he took time out of his holiday to speak to the United hierarchy. With his future in doubt, United reassured him that his job was safe for now and that they wanted him to stay.

“The club management came to me while I was on holiday in Ibiza,” he said. “They suddenly showed up on my doorstep and told me they wanted to continue with me.”

“Manchester United have told me that they spoke with Tuchel, but they eventually came to the conclusion that they already have the best manager,”

“Ineos took their time. They are new in football, it’s normal to reflect on the season. It’s no secret that they talked with multiple candidates.”

Although Thomas Tuchel and Gareth Southgate have previously been linked with moves to Old Trafford, it looks like United will persevere for the time being.

United did show plenty of encouraging signs against City, though. Their ability to soak up pressure and hit teams on the break was an exciting approach, considering that United has been criticised for being too overzealous and naive at times in big games.

In Alejandro Garnacho and Kobbie Mainoo, they have two young players who lay the foundation for a future squad, and while Raphael Varane – who has now moved on following the expiration of his contract – and Casemiro look well past their sell by dates, Ten Hag’s new approach involving pace and dynamism could change the culture and the club and swing momentum back in their direction.

United face Fulham in their opening game of the new Premier League season. A night under the lights at Old Trafford is a perfect way to begin their campaign. Only time will tell if Ten Hag is still in the dugout come the end of it.

The Democrat Party Only Cares About Losing Total Control

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The Democrat Party Only Cares About Losing Total Control

This is the true fear of the control freak socialist Democrat Party in America who controls the entirety of the media; the entirety of the Federal government, the entirety of Big Tech, the entirety of the scientific community, the entirety of the banking system and the entire Education system, along with the Judicial system and military. Socialists think they are the arbiters of all truth, they view their opinions and morals as superior to everyone else’s and if you disagree they simply make you disappear. This is why they fear Trump because he has the ability to change the complete hold that the Democrat socialists have over every facet of your lives. The Nazis in World War II were socialists, they were National Socialists however which held a racial bias, but they were socialists nevertheless.

We do not live in a democracy 

We are not living in a democracy. How can we be living in a democracy where an authoritarian socialist all-encompassing monopolistic force controls every single narrative, every single thought and all channels of discourse? How can we be living in a democracy where one single party controls all forms of electoral campaign discourse, keeping channels open only to its own politicians and viewpoints, its narrative, and shutting down anything else with an opposing voice? The internet was once a relatively free zone, but after the horrific Obama reign it became a punitive mind prison controlled solely by one socialist/Marxist ideology and a monopoly Silicon Valley Big Tech fascistic cabal. To have a fully functioning democracy, other political voices and ideologies must be allowed to be heard, and tolerated. Under the current state of affairs, this is not the case, and the Democrat Party is the only one allowed to truly dominate every point of view.

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If the so-called election campaigns only favour one voice from a single party, is this democracy? You will hear socialist Democrat politicians shouting out that any other candidate for the election stands for a “loss of democracy” and this is why they should be cancelled, and their voice removed from the campaign. What they are doing in fact is anti-democratic themselves, yet they call the other cancelled side as a “threat to democracy”. The Democrats are famous for utilising this technique of labelling others with what they are doing themselves. One could possibly thank the communist radical Saul Alinsky and Stalin for this technique.

Much of the population thus still imagines that we are living in a democracy, when in fact we have not for some time. It is an impossibility, especially when the entire media is controlled exclusively by socialists and communists.

So, what now? We are no longer in a democracy, how can we remedy things? The sad part of this answer is once full power was given away to these authoritarian controlling socialists and communists, it is now nigh on impossible for them to relinquish their power. Even if someone like Trump does somehow win the next election, he will not be able to change the ultimate control over every facet of government, media and the military that is part of the Democrat Party fascistic control system. One way or another, they will make him stand down or eradicate him completely. The monster is too big to fail, and is parasitic in nature. The only distant way is to completely destroy them, and then to build over their bones, but this method is risky because it will also certainly mean your very own destruction as well.

 

Fishy Smells Coming From Biden-controlled Secret Service

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Fishy Smells Coming From Biden-controlled Secret Service

If the Biden Democrats control the majority of the US media, Big Tech, US Judicial system, Federal Gov. Depts., electoral system, etc, who is to say they can’t control the Secret Service? That’s one small question in a whole fucking line of questions people should be asking. The Biden-controlled Secret Service* certainly has some questions to answer.

This entire Trump assassination attempt smells fishier than Kim Kardashian’s crusty knickers left to ferment on a hot radiator for two weeks. Naturally, the Dems will label people asking legitimate questions about the lax security detail as “conspiracy theorists” because that is the technique they utilise to delegitimise and discredit genuine questions about what these people do. Anything or anyone questioning their actions has the prefix “conspiracy” added.

To have some 20-year-old guy in plain sight seen inching forward on a rooftop directly in line of sight of Donald Trump whilst crowd members desperately try to alert the Secret Service is an event that definitely proves some sort of complicity, some sort of dodgy plan that did not work out for the Democrat planners of this operation. Any normal security detail would have secured any rooftop within a one-mile radius, they would have had drones above monitoring the area, they would have had spotters and snipers on every vantage point — not with Trump though, the Secret Service stood down, they did not secure the area, and if Trump had not moved his head at the last moment, he would be dead right now.

Cui bono? Who benefits from a deadly shooting of an opposing political candidate in the midst of an election campaign? Well, the Democrats stood to benefit highly by finally eliminating the one opponent who they have thrown everything including the kitchen sink at to stop him, and yet he soldiers on. They have tried to impeach Trump dozens of times, imprison him, criminalise him, bankrupt him, cheat at elections with ballot stuffing, misuse of proxy votes, tampering with electronic voting systems, postal ballot fraud, non-citizen voting, cancel him via Big Tech collusion and corruption, etc, etc.

Not just Democrats who want Trump dead

But it’s not just the Democrats who want Trump eliminated by any means, there are many Republicans and RINOs who want Trump taken out. You see, TDS is a cross-party phenomenon. That’s why party affiliation does not mean a thing in this case. The shooter was supposedly a registered Republican and may have registered to vote in a Republican primary, which some Democrats do. In 2022 the Democratic Party gave money to several Republican primary candidates, to try to get the opposing candidates that they wanted for the general election.

Unfortunately for the Democrat planners, this operation failed, and now Trump is well on the way to winning the election outright. The decision has already been solidified for many voters by this sordid episode. Trump’s support skyrocketed when he was photographed punching the air in defiance after he was shot and wounded. Unless the next Democrat pawn does not miss at the next Trump rally, Trump supporters have got this election now in the bag.

*”Biden-controlled” refers to Obama control, who is currently undergoing his third term in office. Joe Biden, himself, has no control over anything, and can barely string a coherent sentence together.

UPDATE: This article was removed from our Facebook Groups page and labelled as ‘SPAM’. This action alone proves the very point of the entire article.

Another Sad Day For England: Spain Send English Tourists Home

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Another Sad Day For England: Spain Send English Tourists Home

In the Daily Squib office, we were keeping schtum about England’s magnificent and lucky entry into the Euro 2024 finals. We honestly thought by not writing about Gareth Southgate’s England team we would not somehow jinx the players, but unfortunately our ploy did not work, and the fucking team lost anyway.

How about this for a double Spanish blow. The Spanish are sending English tourists packing from their holiday spots, and from football tournaments as well. The seemingly never ending saga of England’s football misery has hit yet another epic low. Fifty-eight long, excruciating years and counting. Gareth Southgate, the team’s valiant manager, had dreams of glory, dreams of winning “so much that it hurts.” Well, congrats, Gareth — hurt is all we’ve got, and it’s coming in fuckin’ spades.

As Spain flamencoed their way to the European Championship title, Southgate’s hopes of lifting a trophy crumbled faster than another promise from Gary Lineker to stop posting his awful woke social media posts. Southgate probably knows this is his swan song as England’s manager. That piece of silverware has eluded England since 1966, and for a fleeting moment, it seemed within reach. Marc Guehi’s header in the 90th minute was cleared off the line, leaving England inches—just inches—from forcing extra-time. But alas, those inches might as well have been miles.

Cheated at the last moment

Spain’s winning goal? Onside by millimetres. Because why not add a little salt to the wound? Mikel Oyarzabal’s goal sealed England’s sorrowful fate tonight. It’s the classic tale in England’s sad saga. At the final whistle, Southgate stood there, a picture of desolation, while his players collapsed like a poorly assembled IKEA bookshelf.

England, our brave underdogs, had clawed their way back in the last-16, the quarter-final, the semi-final, but the final? A step too far, my friends. They’ve now lost two Euros finals back-to-back, which is an achievement in its own right, one supposes. The late goals, the substitutions, the grit, the resilience—it all added up to diddly crapping squat once again.

Spain, the undisputed champions of the Euros, knocked out the hosts Germany, sent the favourites France packing, and then casually dispatched England. They’ve won their last four major tournament finals. Meanwhile, England is still clutching at straws, begging for just one. Just one. Just this once. And so, the pain goes on. And on. Football ain’t coming home again for another ____ years.

See you at the World Cup in two years.

TRUMP SHOOTING: Nasty Anti-Trump Rhetoric to Blame

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TRUMP SHOOTING: Nasty Anti-Trump Rhetoric to Blame

After months/years of demonising President Trump with really nasty rhetoric, the Dems are partly to blame for the extreme polarisation of the political landscape and the resultant violent targeting of Donald J. Trump. The anti-Trump rhetoric is the direct cause of yesterday’s shooting by radicalising people with divisive and vituperative rhetoric. There was already a heavy load of TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) present due to years of demonising Trump, and weaponising the judicial and federal state system against him.

Whichever political persuasion someone leans towards, they should be allowed to speak without fear of violence or cancellation. The so-called “inclusive” and “tolerant” left have shown themselves not to be liberal in any way, but intolerant authoritarians who use violence and intimidation to shut down political discussion. In the UK, Nigel Farage is constantly abused, cancelled and a target of bias by British socialists. In the US, Trump’s situation is even worse.

The supposed inclusive tolerant “liberals” have promoted this wholesale divisive and toxic anti-Trump rhetoric, inciting extreme hatred, which inevitably spills over into real violence.

Biden himself used violent rhetoric during a speech the other day, with language like “it’s time to put Trump in a bullseye”.

The political ramifications of the shooting incident means that the Dems are not only left with a lacklustre demented candidate in Biden, but now a united Trump supporter base or, as the Democrats describe them — his “deplorable” followers.

The Dems have now lost the election, and this time their electoral tricks, weaponised state and media bias will not be able to contain the election result in November.

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Serious Failure in Security For Trump Rally

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Serious Failure in Security For Trump Rally

The shooter was seen edging forward on a roof close to President Trump. People were pointing at the shooter, but the Secret Service did nothing. This is a serious failure in security, because every rooftop within a mile perimeter should have been secured. Why were there no drones flying over the area? Why were rooftops with a line of sight of the podium not secured within a mile of the Trump rally? There could have been multiple shooters.

We still have no news on whom the shooter was, as he is now dead.

The shooter was placed at an elevated position within range of the podium where Trump was speaking. He had a clear line of sight of Trump, and the Secret Service, who are under the control of the Biden campaign, seem to have done nothing to secure the elevated rooftops within the zone of the rally point before the event took place.

This shooting would probably not occur at a Biden rally.

Trump Assassination Attempt – Democrats Celebrate In Streets

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Trump Assassination Attempt – Democrats Celebrate In Streets

Democrat supporters and people with TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) have been celebrating in the streets of Los Angeles, New York, Atlanta, Chicago, Portland Oregon at the news that President Donald Trump was shot in an assassination attempt at a rally in Pennsylvania. The attempted assassination of Donald Trump shows the level that the people who do not want Trump elected will go to.

Some people in the crowds in New York were heard chanting “Trump, Trump Got Shot, Ya Know What, Next Time Centre the Dot!”

Meanwhile, the Trump team have revealed that President Trump is okay.

There is speculation that ANTIFA could be involved in the shooting, they are a domestic terrorist movement supported by Obama and Biden and the Democrat Party.

The Democrat Party is currently under a lot of strain due to their candidate for the 2024 election showing signs of serious advanced dementia/Alzheimer’s.

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