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Why I Had to Holiday Abroad During a Global Pandemic

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Why I Had to Holiday Abroad During a Global Pandemic

It’s in my programming as a consumer. I have to follow the herd at all costs. I am also affected by advertising and have to buy things that they tell me to buy. It does not matter that there is a global pandemic of a deadly virus with multiple strains raging across the planet, or in the country where I holiday, simply because my consumer programming is too strong — I have to do it.

Programming to be a consumer starts at an early age, as does the programming to be a tax slave, work yourself to the bone and die, of course not before you have produced more little consumers and tax slaves into the system.

You are considered a failure if you have not become a fully compliant tax slave and consumer who holidays every year. If the neighbours do it, you have to also.

The crowded airports, long delays, crowded polluted trash filled beaches, crowded bars may be conduits for the spread of the virus, but I do not care, my consumer programming is too strong. In fact, dying or spreading the virus during a global pandemic is the least of my worries, because my selfish need for a holiday in some overcrowded tourist toilet is too strong to suppress.

Company Claims to Create Garment That Converts CO2 to Oxygen

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Company Claims to Create Garment That Converts CO2 to Oxygen

Denim manufacturer 
Azgard9 is claiming to have developed a sustainable garment that produces Oxygen, in what is seen by the brand 
as the “garment of the future”.

https://co2at.life/

It is not known whether the garment, called “CO2AT”, has been scientifically tested by an independent source in any way.

The garment was apparently developed in partnership with Post Carbon Lab, in London, the CO2AT is touted as a living being.

Its hoodies are treated with microbial pigmentation, so actually behaving like a plant by using photosynthetic 
 microorganisms – a process by which plants take in carbon dioxide and turn it into glucose and oxygen. 
Therefore, during its life cycle, it releases oxygen, improving the immediate environment of the wearer, due to its living cells coating. During its life cycle, the poncho neutralizes the impact of its production.

Leading denim manufacturer, Azgard9, creative agency Stream and Tough Guy, and branding & design agency This is Pacifica, converged to create the concept behind a pioneer sustainable project which improves the immediate environment of the wearer and produces ‘approximately the same amount of O2 as an oak tree’. (unverified)

 

While Azgard9 has materialised an idea from the future, the goal is now to turn it into a mainstream concept. Serving as a wearable manifesto for the fashion world, the living garment is being shared with the retailer’s global network, that goes from large fashion groups like LVMH, to the biggest fast fashion brands like ZARA.

True to the belief that the planet belongs to everyone, Azgard9 wants its idea of sustainability to be accessible to everyone. An idea of Mainstream Sustainability that materializes the motto “Future Before Fashion” has been created to propel people to act now.

The only problem we can foresee here is that plants and trees need CO2 to create Oxygen. At nighttime, plants and trees shed vast amounts of CO2 as well. If this is a global plan to eradicate all of the CO2 on the planet then we can say goodbye to all the plants and trees in the world as well. When trees die, they offset all of the oxygen they produced in their lifetime by producing equal amounts of CO2 during the degradation process.

Naturally, we welcome such endeavours to create a little more oxygen on the planet, however we have seen in so many events in the past, when humans mess with the real order of nature, there can also be terrible consequences.

Solving earths problems is not as simple as one singular thing. Many brands foolishly think that earths problems can be solved just be reducing CO2, but earths problems are multi faceted, and need numerous solutions. Reducing CO2 has now been reduced to some marketing fad by companies who are jumping on the ‘do-gooder’ train to gain points with the eco lobby, and gain sales by virtue signalling.

You want to reduce earths problems? Then reduce the global population by 90%. Does anyone or anything have the balls to do that? Thought so.

Transphobes Could be Forced to Change Sex Says Consortium

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Transphobes Could be Forced to Change Sex Says Consortium

People who reject the transexual agenda being pushed at all levels of society might have a nasty surprise waiting for them in the future. The vastly powerful trans agenda backed by sinister deep state operatives working clandestinely, controlling all media and institutions want all transphobes to be physically operated on changing their sex.

Time Up For Transphobes

“John does not like trans people. He thinks we are an abomination of nature and biology. Tomorrow we take John and make him into Jane. We’re talking meat and two veg all lopped off, the full shebang,” trans activist Virginia Balls revealed on her U.S Marines sanctioned blog on Friday.

Some commentators have called this a “transdictatorship” and voiced their outrage on social media. They were immediately erased from all platforms, and forcibly punished by having to go through multiple trans hospital operations.

Will Online Gambling Continue to Grow After Lockdowns and Strict Health Protocols?

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Will Online Gambling Continue to Grow After Lockdowns and Strict Health Protocols?

Gambling has evolved so much since it began, and the beginning of online casino gaming in the 90s has surely changed how people gamble for good. Over the last decade, online casinos have started to become more popular and today, the online sector of the global gambling market alone is worth billions of dollars. Last year, it was already valued at over 70 billion US dollars.

However, it’s no secret how the COVID-19 pandemic has somehow done the gambling industry a favour. Since lockdowns and strict health protocols were implemented starting March of last year all over the world, many online casinos reported an increase in web traffic. This made a lot of sense as people were required to stay at home to contain the spread of the virus.

How the Pandemic Boosted the Online Gambling Sector

As lockdowns were implemented, many tried to find new activities to do indoors. Many resorted to online gaming, including playing real money games. However, it’s not all great for all sectors in the gambling industry. Due to lockdowns, land casinos had to halt their operations. Many major sports events also had to be cancelled, either postponed, or rescheduled, and this made the sports betting scene dull for a few months.

People who would also usually participate in The Hundred Cricket betting or betting on other major sports events like the English Premier League, the NBA, the IPL, and many more had nothing to wager on for a while and some of them resorted to betting online casinos instead.

Boredom and possibly depression and anxiety have also led a lot of people to try to entertain themselves through gaming but of course, online gambling offers the kind of emotional rush that many online activities can’t offer. With this, it’s understandable why many local governments started to take a look at the risks of online gambling.

The United Kingdom which has one of the biggest online gambling markets took steps to somehow control the growing risks of increased online gambling in the country amidst a pandemic. Stricter protocols were implemented by the UKGC and it was also last year when credit cards were banned from being used on any gambling transaction. Quickspin and Autoplay options for online slots are also already banned in the country.

This just shows how much problem gambling is becoming a concern for a country that has most forms of gambling legal. And now that online gambling in the UK is more prominent, online protocols are becoming stricter than ever. Despite this, however, online casinos remain popular with the locals.

What Will Happen Once the Pandemic Is Over?

It is established that the pandemic has boosted the growth of the online gambling sector. Even if online sports betting suffered a while last year, it was able to quickly recover once sports events went back thanks to online betting.

Online sports betting is likely to be more popular in the coming years. More and more states in the US are starting to push the legislation of local sports betting operations within their territories. Before the pandemic, most of the states that are now pushing for regulating sports betting are taking their time to do so.

Since the pandemic has greatly affected many states in the US, many of them are now pushing harder to have legal sports betting for tax revenues. A great example is how the state of New York is now pushing for mobile or online betting.

New York has legal sports betting since 2019, but it is only limited to in-person betting. Since then, Governor Andrew Cuomo showed no interest in expanding to online betting. However, the table seems to have turned when New York was greatly hit by the virus. When 2021 came in, Governor Cuomo then expressed how online betting could be available in the state soon.

Not only New York but also other states and even countries are now trying to recover from the effects of the health crisis and many of the governments are just now trying to find more ways to earn revenue and recover from the losses they had.

Canada is already pushing for the legislation of sports betting in the country and more countries will likely follow suit. With that said, the online gambling industry is still set for a brighter future post-pandemic.

Well, even before the pandemic started, the online gambling sector is projected to continue to grow anyway at least until 2027. People can just expect that online gambling will become less taboo as years go by and will be widely accepted in more countries by then.

New Study: Semen Proven to Increase Bust Size

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New Study: Semen Proven to Increase Bust Size

The finding that women who ingest semen as well as have regular facials, increase bust size and have reduced signs of ageing, has led one researcher to conclude that semen is a miracle potion that should be treasured by every woman.

Male sperm contains vital chemicals that not only grow a woman’s bust size but slows down the ageing process and increases life expectancy by up to 35%.

Study author Professor Klaus Guttenheimer, Ph.D., a prominent researcher at the Lausanne Institute of Conservatorial Kegel Emerging Research (LICKER), also found that women who routinely had intercourse without condoms or had facials had better skin quality and less wrinkles plus also had the ability to ingest fatty foods without putting on weight around their mid and lower body.

increase bust size 2Guttenheimer’s survey of 12,585 college women over a 30-year period, also found that those who ingested semen regularly either orally or through vaginal intercourse not only grew bigger breasts but increased their overall quality of life becoming wealthier in jobs/life.

No more invasive surgery or botox

“These women have a remarkable ability to achieve larger firmer breasts without showing any signs of ageing, resulting in no more messy surgeries or botox injections.”

Semen contains powerful hormones including testosterone, oestrogen, prolactin, luteinizing hormone and prostaglandins.

Once these chemicals are absorbed into a woman’s body, she will notice amazing changes in her life.

Women who ingested semen orally were also found to increase their ability to succeed in jobs and wealth as well as brain power and have beautiful ageless glowing skin.

Guttenheimer controlled for variables including method of semen extraction, frequency of sexual intercourse, as well as the women’s perception of their relationship.

“You must fellate your man at least once every day, and to replenish your facial skin, have facials from your man regularly. This is a must if you as a woman wish to improve your appearance and increase overall longevity. If you are a man, show this article as proof that your woman must do these mere tasks to fulfil her own dreams.”

The longer that women went without ingesting semen the more accelerated the ageing process was found to be. Bust size decreased, and the breasts started to sag horribly. Furthermore, there was an immense risk of obesity and heart disease by abstaining from semen as well as a chance of increased long-term depression.

Guttenheimer’s study, which he deems “the first serious attempt to investigate the effect of semen chemistry on women,” has underlined his fascinating findings in the research treatise Semen, the Medicine of the Gods For Women.

Professor Guttenheimer says he has seriously enjoyed working with all his female subjects and would like to replicate the study, but this time with 20,000 women.

“If you are a woman and wish to increase your bust size, your life expectancy and overall health plus reduce any signs of ageing you must utilise the magical properties of semen,” the groundbreaking study concludes.

Insurance Approved GPS Tracking- One Mechanism Several Benefits

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Insurance Approved GPS Tracking- One Mechanism Several Benefits

People spend hard-earned money on buying the posh car of their dreams. It’s not a casual expense of some hundred bucks, but an extravagant outflow of more than five digits. And nobody spends such a bountiful amount on a luxury car only to let a stranger sneak it away. Yes, it is alarming to see the increasing rate of vehicle theft cases every year. Intruders are using bizarre ways to steal opulent cars without any second thought. Hence, it has become of utmost essential that the owners must adopt some preventive measures like Insurance Approved GPS Tracking immediately.

Advantages of GPS Tracking System in Cars

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Complex crimes need unbreakable solutions, and a GPS tracker is a highly efficient technique for safety against car theft. Those who underestimate the utility of having an advanced mapping system in cars may change their opinion at the end of this post.

 

  • Theft Alarms & Detection — One of the most obvious functions of every GPS device is conveyed well by its name, i.e. Global Positioning System. With the impressively valuable in-built feature, the owner will come to know about any unauthorized movement of the vehicle. And even if, unfortunately, the criminal has already taken away the car, it will be easy for the law enforcement authorities and the owner to expedite the stolen vehicle recovery with GPS.

 

  • Decreased Insurance Cost — The vehicle titleholders can also benefit themselves from Insurance Approved GPS Tracking arrangement. Under this scheme, the partnered insurance company offers lucrative discounts to those who use GPS safety features in their vehicles. The added advantage is that the dashcam can help prove the driver’s innocence in the incidents of accidents. Both these aspects will reduce the monetary disbursements and be favourable to the owners.

 

  • Real-time Updates — There will be no use of such technology if the notice of theft arrives when the robber has gone far away from the vicinity of the catchers. The breakthrough attribute of a reliable Insurance Approved GPS Tracking method is its real-time updates. Owners can connect the GPS trackers in their four-wheelers with their smartphones via an application. Thereby, the person will get instant notifications whenever somebody tries to move the vehicle without permission.

 

  • Health & Other Alerts — Today’s progressively designed GPS trackers are not limited to just location-identifying functions. They can also convey crucial information about the people on their way to another destination. Erudite developers have inserted the button which, when pressed, can communicate instant needs. Whenever a person inside the vehicle feels an urgent situation of panic or other life dangers, pushing this help button will ping the relevant persons about the car’s location. Resultantly, informed people can reach the place for quick assistance.

Everyone should get such a beneficial system because it is worthy of having an Insurance Approved GPS Tracking system. It is now possible to improve the safety of all cars, trucks, vans, and even two-wheelers by installing a capable GPS tracker that can also provide fantastic discounts while applying for car insurance. Stay informed! Stay safe!

Who Are the Most Successful Poker Players of All Time?

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Who Are the Most Successful Poker Players of All Time?

Poker has been one of the most popular card games for centuries now, and the advent of the internet has meant that it has become even more popular. There are thousands of websites where people are playing online poker against competitors from all around the world, while events such as the World Series of Poker (WSOP) are highly-anticipated. High-stakes poker games are considered the ultimate statement of risk-taking, and the best players in the world have managed to win millions through these games. Here, we will look at some of the best poker players of all time in terms of their winnings from the game.

Bryn Kenney ($55 million+)

BRY1Bryn Kenney may not be a well-known poker player, but his exploits in 2019 certainly put him on everyone’s radar in the poker circuit. He finished second at the Triton Million event in August 2019, which won him more than $20 million, which is the highest prize ever awarded at a poker tournament. Kenney has also finished in the money at the WSOP 32 times, with his largest haul of $2 million coming at the PokerStars Championship NHLE Super High Roller 8-Max event in Barcelona in April 2017. Kenney has had a consistent record of finishing in the top five at many events across the world, and this has led to him amassing a pretty hefty fortune from poker.

Doyle Brunson ($75 million+)

D BRUNSIn contrast, Doyle Brunson is one of the greatest players in the history of professional poker, having won 10 WSOP bracelets, and also having won the Main Event in 1976 and 1977. He earned more than $6 million from live tournament games, while his earnings from high stakes cash games is unknown, but it is quite a large amount.

Daniel Negreanu ($50 million+)

NegreNegreanu is one of the most famous and well-liked poker players ever, with his personality endearing him to fans all over the world. He has won six WSOP bracelets, and is the only player to be named WSOP Player of the Year two times, while he has also been inducted into the Poker Hall of Fame. He has won more than $42 million from tournament prize money alone, with a considerable sum from sponsorships as well, which has seen him as the face of PokerStars and now of GGPoker.

Justin Bonomo ($49 million+)

1Justin Bonomo is one of the most successful poker players in recent times, with a series of successes both live and in online tournaments. He has won a WSOP bracelet thrice, while cashing in 55 times at the event, and has won multiple online events, including the Super High Roller Bowl Online held last year. His biggest win came in the Big One for One Drop tournament in 2018, where he won $10 million to become the player with the most money won at live tournaments, until his total was crossed by Bryn Kenney.

Tony G ($36 million+)

T GAntanas Guoga, better known as Tony G on the poker circuit, is one of the most intriguing players on this list. He is a former member of the European Parliament for Lithuania, and while he has never won a WSOP bracelet, he has finished in the money 15 times. He has won several events with prizes in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, but the bulk of his wealth comes from his business activities – he is the CEO of Cypherpunk Holdings, which is an investment company listed on the Canadian Securities Exchange.

These are some of the most successful poker players in terms of their winnings from tournaments.

DAS BOOT : Von Der Leyen Considering Sending EU-boats Against Global Imports to UK

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DAS BOOT : Von Der Leyen Considering Sending EU-boats Against Global Imports to UK

EU Führer Ursula von der Leyen is so angered that Britain is creating global world trade deals worth Trillions of pounds and that global exports outside the EU have increased by 2.1% since 2019, whilst EU exports have dwindled by 29.4%, that she has furiously ordered dozens of EU-boats to sink supply shipments to the UK.

“Quarter 1 2021 is the first quarter since records began in January 1997 that imports of goods from non-EU countries are higher than from EU countries.”

– Quarterly bulletin on UK trade, ONS, 12 May 2021

“Ve vill cutten offen ze Britisher schweinhunds unt their shipping lines. How dare they acquire goods from other countries around ze wurld unt bypass ze EU!”

Von der Leyen has ordered a blockade across the Atlantic as well as picking off convoys passing through the Gibraltar straits, and for EU-boats to patrol the Mediterranean.

Obergruppenführer Frans Timmermans has been put in charge of the production and maintenance of the EU-boats which will be stationed all across the Vichy French sea wall.

– Brest EU-Boat base : 1st and 9th flottillas

– Lorient EU-boat base : 2nd and 10th flottillas

– St-Nazaire EU-boat base : 7th and 6th flottillas

– La Rochelle EU-boat base : 3rd flottilla

“Ve vill not letten ein single British supply ship through. Nein! Nein! Nein! Our EU-boats vill hunt the seas like packs of wolves, unt ve can sniff a supply ship from 20 miles avay!”

Meanwhile, in Blighty, non-EU trade deals are being pulled out of hats at such a great rate, Remainers and Brexit doom sayers have all been shut down, their silence more telling than anything else.

Liz Truss, Britain’s International Trade Secretary, is some kind of superwoman who deserves her fair share of medals from HRH for her services to enriching Britain with global trade deals worth Trillions.

CPTPP offers 95 percent tariff-free trade on goods between members and advanced provisions for services and digital trade. But unlike when we were in the European Union, we will remain a fully sovereign nation as this partnership is purely about free trade.

We have already secured nearly £900 billion in trade in covering 66 countries plus the EU. But Global Britain is just getting started. Joining CPTPP and striking an ambitious trade deal with New Zealand would take this to new heights.

By satisfying the growing global appetite for high-quality British goods and services, our businesses will have more money to invest in their future, whether it involves hiring more people or expanding their operations.

We will bring home the benefits of free and fair trade to every region and nation of the UK. As the Fraser of Allander Institute found, around 6.5 million jobs across the country are estimated to rely on exports. Put simply, Global Britain means local jobs.

 

THIRD WAVE: Sunshine and Alcohol Fuelled Delight For the New Covid Indian Strain

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THIRD WAVE: Sunshine and Alcohol Fuelled Delight For the New Covid Indian Strain

We hate to be party poopers, or the kind of people who tell you ‘told you so’ however…er…we told you so months ago that the next wave would be upon us after a brief build up, and SAGE scientists have now confirmed what we predicted. The Third Wave, along with the much deadlier Indian strain should be a real eye opener.

Everyone loves to party, to get completely sozzled, enjoying football matches, concerts, whatever, in fact we at the Squib are professed kings of Bacchanalia, and devoutly prostrate ourselves in front of Bacchus and embrace the spirit of Dionysus, however there is a time and a place for everything. The global pandemic is not a time for fucking holidays, partying or any sort of congregation with other humans in close quarters.

Yes, there are deniers that the Covid-19 Chinese Virus exists, and they should all be sent to India where they are running out of wood to cremate the hundreds of thousands of dead bodies, or to see the wheezing people desperate for oxygen outside overflowing hospitals. Try and deny Covid then, you fucking morons.

Having a global pandemic is not about our freedoms being taken away, it is about surviving a deadly virus that will attack your motherfucking cells, your brain and lungs. Even if you get it and survive, you are susceptible to ‘long Covid’ a term that describes long-term debilitating health problems.

One thing that Dominic Cummings said during the recent parliamentary hearing where he was ridiculed and laughed at, was the most potent and real comment anyone could have ever made. Yes, the lockdown needed a dictator-like character, a sole person to really make the lockdown a proper fucking lockdown. In war, you need a Churchillian type of character, because we had a laissez-faire lockdown, which is not really a lockdown. We might as well have not had a first lockdown, because it was not a lockdown. People were using it as an extended holiday by going to the beaches and parks to party. International flights were still coming in from China for fucks sake, and all over the world where Covid is raging at some point. Do not even bother calling it a lockdown if the buses are full, and the London Underground is overflowing with sweaty huffing people. As for the second so-called ‘lockdown’, it was not a lockdown in any sense, the roads were full, the flights flew, the parks and beaches were full.

Unless people and the government takes the virus seriously, this insidious cunning microscopic Chinese engineered beast will keep chipping away, and it will never go away. One has to of course sympathise somewhat with the government who are stuck between a rock and a hard place, the economy and total collapse of society are just as important to stop, however, scientifically speaking, the more the virus spreads, the more chance it will get to mutate. Additionally, vaccines not only offer a false sense of security, but help the virus to mutate, simply because it is forced to mutate to survive.

The virus wants to survive at all costs, but it seems the silly humans are more concerned with getting their year’s two-week holiday in some shit hole crowded tourist Spanish fuck bowl. If you really want to die a horrible gasping death, or spread the virus to others, then go ahead. The virus wants you to do it. Where will the stupid hospitality and tourism industry be when everyone’s fucking dead? You won’t have any customers anyway.

If you have not prepped, as we suggested months ago, then this is your last call. Food inflation is already at record levels, and it is going to get a hell of a lot worse.

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A Business Guide: How To Attract International Clients

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A Business Guide: How To Attract International Clients

If your business has recently maxed out its money-making potential, you might want to consider looking further afield for profit by attracting international clients. Your home-nation audience might be your bread and butter, but they aren’t necessarily your be-all-and-end-all. There’s a whole world of consumers out there just waiting for a company like yours to offer them a service; you just need to extend your reach to them!

Here are three things you must do if you want to attract international clients:

1. Optimise your online image

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The Internet doesn’t abide by borderlines or boundaries. It has the capacity to reach all four corners of the earth without being impeded, which is why you must optimise your online image at all costs. Once you perform this crucial task, you will find it much easier to reach, engage, and retain a further-reaching audience that spans the entire globe.

To optimise your company’s online image, you must:

  • Showcase your expertise on organic online outlets (blogs, forums, etc.)
  • Display your company culture and values via your ‘About Us’ page
  • Maintain an approachable brand identity on all platforms
  • Be there for your customers at all times in the day by offering a LiveChat service
  • Engage with your audience via social media and always respond to their feedback

2. Get out there and show your face

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If you want your international target market to trust in your business, you need to get out there and show your face! You can’t continue to hide beyond a video technology monitor — you need to showcase the fact that you are, quite literally, willing to go the extra mile to provide your overseas audience with an optimised level of service.

To ensure that your travelling experiences go off without a hitch in this instance, be sure to make use of an intelligent business travel tool. With an optimised travel management solution at your disposal, you will find it easier to remain on schedule with regard to attending important meetings, networking events, and talks. This will showcase your high level of professionalism, which in turn will be sure to improve the authoritativeness of your international brand image going forward.

3. Perform extensive market research

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No matter what specific overseas audience you choose to target, it’s imperative that you perform an extensive amount of research on them. The fact that you haven’t grown up saturated in their culture means that won’t understand the intricate nuances of their consumer habits, which is why you must take some time to study their purchasing patterns, needs, and specifications.

For comprehensive advice and guidance on the matter of conducting international market research, be sure to click here.

Is your business ready to take that next all-important leap forward in its development? If so, you should make an effort to crack into the international market. When you decide to take on this difficult yet incredibly rewarding challenge, be sure to remember all of the advice laid out above.

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