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Best Breeds Of Horses For Racing

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Best Breeds Of Horses For Racing

Horse racing is one of the most popular sports in the world and used to be the prime betting event before soccer usurped it at the bookies. Nevertheless, horse racing commands a whole lot of attention across the globe.

Racehorses come in different breeds, with some considered to be more superior than others. One does not simply train any horse for racing; there are very specific breeds chosen to race; courses have a lot to do with it too.

Just like dogs, horses are bred for specific purposes. Some of them are built for speed, others for endurance, while others are optimal over particular distances. Whatever the case may be, folks will take to bookmakers to place their bets, with the Michigan Sports Betting scene full of offerings on such a front.

That said, let’s take a look at some of the best breeds used for racing.

Thoroughbred

Thoroughbreds are the most commonly used horses for flat racing. Such horses are bred specifically for racing and could be considered to be a sort of hybrid as three horses were chiefly imported to England in the 17th and 18th centuries for the sole purpose of creating the ultimate fast breed.

The Byerly Turk, Darley Arabian, and Godolphin Arabian were the horses mainly used to create the Thoroughbred we know today. There were a few other horses involved but the aforementioned three wielded the most influence.

Arabian

Arabian_The Arabian horse, also referred to as the Bedouin horse, is known for its endurance across the desert lands in the Middle East. Such horses were bred by nomadic Bedouins thousands of years ago as they needed dependable warhorses that could withstand heat, survive without water all while exerting stamina. Such horses have thinner skin than other horses, which helps keep them cool in hot conditions.

The thin skin also helps when it comes to the possibility of overheating and that they had to travel very long distances in search of water helped build their endurance. While they don’t need as much water as other horses, it hardly means they shouldn’t be given as much.

Quarter Horse

quarter-horseQuarter horses went by the name Quarter Pather horses before the term was shortened to what we know today. This breed is named the above due to the fact that it was raced over ¼ mile streets. It’s the top racehorse for short distances, though Thoroughbreds have surpassed them in popularity.

People are likely to point to their natural cow sense or ability to change direction with very little space, but do not let that fool you into thinking they aren’t fast.

Appaloosa

appaloosaThe Appaloosa has Thoroughbred, Arabian, and Quarter horses in its bloodline, which makes it an excellent choice. The breed can be formidable in flat racing, endurance, or running the barrels. Bred by the Nez Perce Indians in North America, the Appaloosa was developed for speed and stamina, as well as its friendly nature.

Standardbred

standardStandardbred horses are thought to be the best trotting breed around and were bred specifically as harness racing horses in the 19th century. They can all be traced back to a horse born in 1849 called Hambletonian 10, who was the grandson of Thoroughbred Messenger. The latter won 10 out of the 16 races he participated in. Hambletonian 10’s influence is paid homage to in North America’s Hambletonian Stakes.

The Standardbred is considered to be a gaited breed as it can trot or pace, although it can perform the canter. Horses are punished for cantering during races but pacing, a lateral gait in which the horse’s fore and hind legs move together, is comfortable for riding while the trot is preferred for racing.

French Trotter

French-TrotterA cross-breed between Thoroughbreds and the Norfolk Trotter, which is now extinct, the French Trotter was created with the aim of developing a fast-trotting breed that could be raced in harness or under a saddle.

This breed participates in both harness and saddle trot races.

There is no breed standard for this horse, which is typically of medium size. The French Trotter has more stamina and endurance than the Standardbred but reaches maturity slower, which usually hands it a longer racing career.

Orlov Trotter

orlovThe Orlov Trotter is the most famous among breeds coming from Russia. It was created in the 1770s by Count Alexis Grigorievich Orlov, who wanted a breed that could withstand the Russian climate but also be able to travel long distances. The Count wanted a horse with a long stride so it could cover lots of ground and not tire easily.

At one point, the Orlov Trotter was the fastest harness horse in Europe but, after the fall of the Soviet Union, people began making crosses of the Orlov Trotter, Standardbred, and Russian Trotter. However, the former is coming back as a top racehorse in Russia.

Cancel Culture Latest: English Children’s Author Enid Blyton Erased From History

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Cancel Culture Latest: English Children’s Author Enid Blyton Erased From History

The much loved innocent books of children’s author Enid Blyton have fallen foul of the totalitarian Woke Bolsheviks and cancel culture.

The totally innocent children’s books enjoyed by millions around the world are now labelled as ‘racist’ and ‘xenophobic’ by the cultural Marxist Wokerati, these are totalitarian communist operatives who have infiltrated the highest echelons of literature, heritage, business and policy implementation.

Every day we are witnessing Western Democracy disappearing bit by bit, the totalitarian tiptoe, a little democracy and freedom is erased piece by piece until eventually there is nothing left but a brutal tyrannical regime of authoritarian communistic savagery.

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Literature should be sacrosanct in all its forms and thoughts, and if we are to live in a relatively free society, freedom of speech should be preserved as a way of displaying human discourse in all its forms. Instead, the communist Woke operatives are seeking to punish humans that express themselves any way that is not aligned to their evil agenda.

The Daily Squib is against all totalitarian regimes irrespective of their political class, whether left or right of the political spectrum, we abhor anything that stamps on basic human rights of freedom of expression.

What is going to happen next? Are these deranged fanatics of BLM and Non-English Heritage going to cancel cave paintings from thousands of years ago?

People who feel strongly about freedom of speech and the plight of legacies like Enid Blyton being stamped on must vote with their feet, because the government does not seem to be doing anything as they promised to do to stop the desecration of literature and history by these debased ignorant fanatical communist censors. When English Heritage is not about English heritage any more, then the simple thing to do is to boycott it until it becomes English again.

Government Needs to Concentrate on Purging Left-Wing Woke Marxists From Education System

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Government Needs to Concentrate on Purging Left-Wing Woke Marxists From Education System

As Covid-19 wanes from the agenda, the British government needs to contain another growing virus that is increasing in strength every day — Marxist Wokism.

This communist ideology of Wokism, a severe form of political correctness, has infected all educational institutions. Fuelled by the EU and communist China, it is creating children and young adults from Higher Education that are militant communist cannon fodder, brainwashed to levels unseen in many years.

Youth should be somehow directed towards a stance of not following these malevolent communist ideologies blindly, to make reasoned choices for themselves and to think for themselves.

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Educational establishments must follow a curriculum of reasoned political understanding encompassing all ideologies, and the biased militant ‘revolutionary’ Marxist implants as teachers and lecturers should be removed from all establishments. Yes, people can still learn about Marxism and other radical theories however this should be tempered by other ideologies, and with an unbiased educational philosophy.

The EU is paying huge amounts of money per year to infiltrate and subvert Britain’s children indoctrinating schools and universities into the Soviet collectivist machinations of the European Union. We should be teaching children about the greatness of British history, the Empire and democracy. Of course, world affairs, history and culture should not be ignored either, because Britain under Brexit is now fully loaded to look outward once again and is not as restrained by the EU any more.

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Tony Blair once said “Education, education, education!” and even though he is a conniving warmongering middle of the road Marxist he was correct in the assumption of education being a key component in national strategy right from kindergarten to university.

Boris Johnson needs to make education now a serious priority, not only in changing the current EU-centric curriculum but in ploughing more money into classrooms and other educational institutions supporting a more British outlook and syllabus.

It may now take another two or three generations to reclaim the UK’s youth from the jaws of Marxist Wokism, but now is the time to start. If nothing is done, the fractured demoralization of our nation will continue to benefit Britain’s enemies exponentially — a virus equal to Covid-19.

Incoherent Crazy Joe Biden Could Order Nuclear Strike On Russia in 5 Minutes

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Incoherent Crazy Joe Biden Could Order Nuclear Strike On Russia in 5 Minutes

“I don’t know what I’m doing man half the time, or where I am! Jibbu doo boo pzeeeeep!” Biden told CNN reporters before falling down some stairs head first. It’s a scary thought that the red button is just a press away, especially with a demented senile crazy old fart like Joe Biden. From Biden’s orders to commit a nuclear strike on Russia, the time elapsed would only be 5 minutes.

5 minutes to launch

After being patched through to the Pentagon’s deputy director of operations, the head of all U.S. strategic nuclear forces at Strategic Command in Omaha would also be in line to take the launch order.

The Biscuit

The senior Pentagon officer in the ‘war room’ then reads a ‘challenge code,’ often two phonetic letters from the military alphabet, such as “Alpha-Lima.” Then Biden retrieves the ‘biscuit’, a laminated card the president or military aide carries at all times, and finds the matching response to the challenge code: “Sierra-Bravo,” and everything is set to go.

Meanwhile, clinically insane Biden and his ‘yes men’ Democrat voting generals will be whooping their fists in the air as an encoded and encrypted message 150 characters long is transmitted to all nuke sites around the globe. By this time, only three minutes will have passed since the beginning of the process.

Launch

Once all the silo sites and nuclear submarines receive the final order to launch, approximately five minutes will have passed. By then all Intercontinental ballistic missiles have been launched, there is no going back.

Five minutes have passed from the delirious, insane mess that is Joe Biden from committing the globe to mutually assured destruction. Half the time clueless Biden does not know what he is saying even when he is reading from his script, and he does not know what he is doing.

All it will take is a few Pentagon officials and generals intent on war to convince Biden to commit to a nuclear strike. If Biden is not even capable of finishing his sentences, and is not aware of his whereabouts or why he is somewhere, he is effectively putty in the hands of clever scheming officials who basically tell Biden what to do at every moment of his day.

“We have to tell Joe where to walk, where to sit, what to say, and we have to empty his nappy when it gets too full. Much of the time Mr. Biden does not realise where he is, so we have to tell him, and everything he says in public is heavily scripted. There are multiple rogue Pentagon sharks swimming around him at all times. They just have to tell him stuff, anything, and he will believe it without question. He is effectively such an easy prey to toy with that I say he would definitely agree to a full nuclear strike on Russia if told to by his so-called ‘trusted’ Pentagon officials,” a military psychiatrist revealed.

It’s only a matter of time before Biden commits to a full nuclear strike on Russia. Enjoy your time alive while you still can.

 

Instagram Influencer Posts Update Whilst Being Eaten by Shark

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Instagram Influencer Posts Update Whilst Being Eaten by Shark

Josh Noah, 23, a prominent Instagram influencer with over 3 million subscribers, heroically managed to post an update to his account whilst being eaten alive by a Great White shark off the coast of Australia on Sunday.

instagram shark attack

Mr Noah then proceeded to post further updates to the account, including one where the shark took his remaining leg, and his right arm.

Luckily, he was holding his phone in his left-hand, so he could update his subscribers on his current status. His dedication to being an Instagram Influencer was truly unparalleled.

Eventually, the updates ended.

Australian coastguards trawled the area where the Instagram Influencer was last seen, however only recovered a half-eaten boogie board.

Coastguard chief, Alf Nolan, commended Mr Noah on his bravery.

“He was updating his Instagram right up to the end. Even when this poor bastard only had a left arm left, he was tapping away on that phone. We are currently looking for a 25 ft Great White shark which was witnessed stalking the shoreline by several people.”

Noah’s last tweet before the Great White shark ate the rest of him was in praise of his sponsor of the day, a fashion outlet selling swim shorts for men, inviting his subscribers to purchase some purple swim shorts for $34.99.

Billionaire Bozos to be Shot Into Space in Penis Rocket

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Billionaire Bozos to be Shot Into Space in Penis Rocket

What better fate for a dickhead than to be shot into space in a rocket ship shaped like a giant phallus.

“I have all these billions of dollars I make by selling Western people cheap Chinese trinkets, so I thought to myself, hey, why not be shot into space in a fucking rocket that looks like a giant dick? Everyone knows what a dick I am anyway, so I thought I would show the world what a dick does — he builds a billion dollar rocket that looks like a dick!” Bozos declared.

Even billionaires die — Death, is the ultimate great equalizer

Many around the globe are hoping it is a one way trip for Bozos and his rich pals.

“Maybe he might hit a piece of space junk, or a little meteorite might smash through the thin hull. I would personally love it if there is a massive malfunction and the autonomously controlled rocket boosters just kept boosting the fuckers into space. One less billionaire cunt on the planet is a good thing for humanity. Parasites die like everyone else,” one clued-up observer quipped.

Have a good trip Bozos — hope it’s one way.

Joe Biden Says He is “Glad to Visit Croatia”

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Joe Biden Says He is “Glad to Visit Croatia”

Joe Biden and his live-in nurse, Jill Biden arrived in Newquay, Cornwall, Wednesday evening in anticipation of the G-7 summit, which starts Friday.

Before falling down the stairs when he arrived in his plane, the senile old fuck commented that he was “glad to be back in Croatia, and I am looking forward to visiting Transylvania. I heard that Dracula sure likes to count. Ah, ah, ah, ah!”

Biden kicked off his United Kingdom visit earlier Wednesday with remarks to U.S. troops stationed at Royal Air Force Mildenhall, an air force station in Suffolk.

“C’mon man, gimme a break,” said Biden, after a serviceman asked him if he really won the election. “I am so happy to be here at this RFA base. The Royal Force Air, they fly the Queen of Croatia around? Is that right? Anyways, jooba, bigga, bludder, moo, moo!”

Biden spoke of his agenda at the G-7, NATO and European Union summits in the days ahead, as well as his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin next week.

“I’m gonna tell that Russian sumbitch that I need a hog burger triple fries and a ride round a fairy store in Reno,” Biden said. ”Jibba jibba, Clark Kent, the Russians, soup kitchens, a marionette goo goo doll, pass the catsup and the goddamn borscht I gots my finger on the red button, I gots my thumbs on the red button, boom, everybody dead radiated. We will even have dead cats, dead rats. Mojo Risin. No, I said to Hunter, I said 50% from now on. I needs a new mansion, four or five more, I cheated in the election! Ha ha! You can’t get me! It’s too-oo-oo late (taunting).”

Joe Biden then got into a foetal position and started sucking his thumb whilst crying out for his mama.

“Mama, I done wrong. I cheated 80 million people out of their vote and disgraced the constitution of the United States of America,” Biden bawled uncontrollably, explaining that even though he is doing the motions he feels extreme guilt for his crimes, “I done wrong please Lucifer forgive me! It wasn’t me, it was someone else that did it, I ain’t guilty of High Treason, no! It was not my fault, they made me do it, the voices told me to do it all.”

Special Relationship

Biden later on met British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, but had to be held back by his aides as he tried to punch and wrestle the British PM to the ground.

“I don’t like him, he’s just like Trump. I support the IAR, and want Croatia to be free from British forces, I mean I want Croatia to stop occupying Ireland. C’mon man! Let me get this straight I want the country of Europe to invade Mexico, and free Ireland!”

Biden is scheduled to meet HRH The Queen at Buckingham Palace on Saturday.

Baby Lilibet Given First Pole Dancing Set by Meghan

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Baby Lilibet Given First Pole Dancing Set by Meghan

In a final insult to HRH The Queen, not only have the estranged former royal couple, Meghan and Harry gone and called their new daughter Lilibet, which was the Queen’s nickname from the Duke of Edinburgh and was very private, but after months of vile attacks on the Windsor royal family, they have further sullied the Queen by planning to introduce the girl to a Californian pole dancing kit.

“Pole dancing and twerking will be her first lessons, as we want Lilibet to make the royal family proud by being the best stripper in California when she turns 18. Her stripper training will be conducted in the utmost secrecy on Netflix until she turns 18, and we unleash her onto the strip joints of Hollywood,” a proud Meghan revealed.

It is almost impossible for kids to grow up in Los Angeles and the surrounding areas without becoming embroiled in heavy drugs and teen sex, so Lilibet will be in good company as she mingles with the leftie champagne socialist rich kids of California.

“If Lilibet and Archie are not doing lines of coke by the age of 12 in this environment, I will be at a loss. I will have to encourage them to get stuck in like I did at Eton and Mahiki,” a cheerful Harry commented.

On hearing of the news back in Windsor, there was only a deathly silence as the royal family came to grips with the latest atrocity committed in their names by this nefarious couple of hyenas.

Here’s to a great future.

Honouring the D-Day Soldiers Who Fought For Our Freedoms

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Honouring the D-Day Soldiers Who Fought For Our Freedoms

Today is the 77th anniversary of the D-Day landings, and it seems time has tempered what those soldiers fought and died for on that fateful campaign. Today we have mass censorship by untouchable tyrannical Big Tech monstrosities; we have cancel culture where anything that does not conform to communistic ‘woke’ culture is deleted, we have hyper-sensitive politically correctness in all media and education, we have entities who are the overseeing self-proclaimed fact-checkers, we have the re-writers of history who erase anything they deem bad, re-writing everything their own way, we have the puritans who decry anything that is vaguely natural or sexual…etc.

Even the former prince, Harry is now denouncing the First amendment of the U.S. constitution, the right to free speech. Harry, a former military man, might as well piss and shit on the graves in Normandy with his disgracefully ignorant words denouncing the human right to freedom of speech. The brave soldiers storming the beaches on D-Day, slaughtered by Nazi machine guns in their thousands fought for the very mantle of freedom in all its forms, religious freedom, freedom of speech and freedom of expression.

Video of Veteran from 75th D-Day anniversary

Only a few remember that day in 1944, and what it has meant for the last 77 years since. We must not forget what the soldiers fought and died for all those years ago, even though the Big Tech companies aligned with Communist China seek to take away everything that happened, we must not let them get away with it. Their evil fascistic communist moulded plan that is totalitarian in nature should be fought by every decent, moral, freedom loving human being with all our might as one single entity.

FIGHT TYRANNY

The infiltrated ‘woke’ educational institutions should all be de-funded and the rotten communist operatives rooted out. The brands who pander to the communist ‘woke’ Marxist agenda should be boycotted by their former customers. The politicians who promote communism and Marxism, and are under the payroll of Beijing should be removed any way possible, even if elections are rigged in their favour.

Western democracies must keep their freedoms at all costs.

Never forget.

 

Scientists: China Guilty of Mass Genocide With Engineered Covid Virus

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Scientists: China Guilty of Mass Genocide With Engineered Covid Virus

Numerous world renowned scientists and virologists have analysed the Covid-19 SARS-Coronavirus-2 pathogen and have come to the conclusion that the virus was most definitely engineered by humans, to attack humans. Scientists in China engineered the virus to cause maximum damage across the globe.

As the virus first came to the attention of the world in Wuhan, China, there is a large probability that it was engineered and released from the Wuhan Institute of Virology where the CCP and PLA have been conducting military operations creating deadly viruses, weaponising them to cause huge amounts of worldwide death.

British professor Angus Dalgleish – best known for creating the world’s first ‘HIV vaccine’, and Norwegian virologist Dr. Birger Sørensen wrote that while analyzing virus samples last year, the pair discovered “unique fingerprints” in the form of “six inserts” created through gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology in China.

They also conclude that “SARS-Coronavirus-2 has “no credible natural ancestor” and that it is “beyond reasonable doubt” that the virus was created via “laboratory manipulation.” Dalgleish and Sørensen claim that scientists working on Gain of Function projects took a natural coronavirus ‘backbone’ found in Chinese cave bats and spliced onto it a new ‘spike’, turning it into the deadly and highly transmissible SARS-Cov-2.

One tell-tale sign of alleged manipulation the two men highlighted was a row of four amino acids they found on the SARS-Cov-2 spike. Sørensen said the amino acids all have a positive charge, which cause the virus to tightly cling to the negatively charged parts of human cells like a magnet, and so become more infectious.

But because, like magnets, the positively charged amino acids repel each other, it is rare to find even three in a row in naturally occurring organisms, while four in a row is ‘extremely unlikely,’ the scientist said. ‘The laws of physics mean that you cannot have four positively charged amino acids in a row. The only way you can get this is if you artificially manufacture it,’  SOURCE

Further alarm bells have rung when more evidence was presented about the engineered virus strengthening the case against the evil Chinese regime that created this monstrous killer virus.

First, the virus binds more strongly to human ACE2 enzymes than any other species, including bats.

Second, SARS-CoV-2 has a “furin cleavage site” missing in its closest bat-coronavirus relative, RaTG-13, which makes it significantly more infectious.

According to Israeli geneticist, Dr. Ronen Shemesh, the Furin site is the most unusual finding.

I believe that the most important issue about the differences between ALL coronavirus types is the insertion of a Furin protease cleavage site at the Spike protein of SARS-CoV-2,” he said. “Such an insertion is very rare in evolution, the addition of such 4 Amino acids alone in the course of only 20 years is very unlikely.

There are many reasons to believe that the COVID-19 generating SARS-CoV-2 was generated in a lab. Most probably by methods of genetic engineering,” he said, adding “I believe that this is the only way an insertion like the FURIN protease cleavage site could have been introduced directly at the right place and become effective.

Dr Shemesh, who has a PhD in Genetics and Molecular Biology from the Hebrew University in Jerusalem, and over 21 years of experience in the field of drug discovery and development, said it is even “more unlikely” that this insertion happened in exactly the right place of the cleavage site of the spike protein – which is where it would need to occur to make the virus more infectious.

“What makes it even more suspicious is that fact that this insertion not only occurred on the right place and at the right time, but also turned the cleavage site from a Serine protease cleavage site to a FURIN cleavage site,” he added.

So far the Covid-19 virus engineered in China has killed in excess of 3.7 million humans worldwide as of writing. The global economic cost of the Chinese virus is estimated at 10-15 Trillion dollars so far.

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