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Iran Backed Proxies Hijack U.S. Ship in Arabian Sea

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Iran Backed Proxies Hijack U.S. Ship in Arabian Sea

After a recent attack off the coast of Oman last week when suspected Iranian drones attacked an Israeli ship, killing two crew members, the latest escalation involves a hijacked U.S. Panama-flagged asphalt/bitumen tanker Asphalt Princess in an area in the Arabian Sea leading to the Strait of Hormuz.

It is not yet clear what the terms of the hijacking are, but intelligence data firmly lies in the court of Iranian proxies working for the Tehran regime, who are conducting the operation.

It is doubtful whether Biden’s weak government will even act, or retaliate, for this most recent Iranian provocation. Biden, who sleeps most of the day and night, is only awakened for important meetings or TV appointments.

The U.S. Navy’s Fifth Fleet, based in Bahrain, may not even be mobilized, as this hijacking may be seen as too complicated for the Biden administration.

“Biden is more concerned with Woke trivialities and sleeping. He is not concerned with such issues as protecting U.S. interests or personnel abroad,” one Capitol Hill insider revealed.

If any action will take place, it will be up to the Israelis, especially as the U.S. is impotent to act at the moment through poor leadership. According to a recent U.S. Poll, 56% disapprove of Biden, which is quite a record within the first 200 days of his lousy stolen term.

UPDATE – 07.30 GMT, 4 August 2021

The gunmen seem to have left the vessel, according to reports from the UKMTO. Thanks to the Brits, all hostilities were halted. All of this while Biden was on another long nap.

 

Masturbation Could Boost Your Immune System to Fight COVID

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Masturbation Could Boost Your Immune System to Fight COVID

Looks like staff members at the Daily Squib newspaper are now practically immune to the effects of Covid-19 and its many strains, seeing as doctors have revealed that masturbation boosts the immune system. It is a well known fact, Squib staff members have such highly developed muscles on their arms that many find it hard to find shirts that fit.

Five or six times a day by the Daily Squib’s editor alone, and he is still alive in the pandemic, is proof this system works just fine.

No more blue balls

Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy, has said masturbating might strengthen the body’s natural defence forces.

“Masturbation can produce the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” Landa told Men’s Health.

Men’s Health also cited a 2004 study that showed men had more white blood cells 45 minutes after they had a solo orgasm. For those who don’t know, white blood cells are part of the body’s immune system that help fight infection and other diseases.

According to the study by the Department of Medical Psychology, University Clinic of Essen, Germany.

Objective: Sexual arousal and orgasm induce an increase in sympathetic activity as well as in catecholamine and prolactin plasma concentrations. However, the effects of sexual arousal and orgasm on immune functions in man are unknown. Thus, this study investigated the effects of masturbation-induced orgasm on lymphocyte circulation and cytokine production in healthy young males.

Methods: In a crossover design, 11 volunteers completed an experimental condition in which they were asked to masturbate until orgasm and to participate in a control condition without sexual activity. Blood was drawn continuously for determination of endocrine parameters. In addition, leukocyte and lymphocyte subsets were analyzed via flow cytometry, and the production of lipopolysaccharide-induced interleukin 6 and tumor necrosis factor alpha was measured before and then 5 and 45 min after the orgasm.

Results: The results confirmed transient increases in adrenaline and prolactin plasma concentrations. Sexual arousal and orgasm increased the absolute number of leukocytes, in particular natural killer cells (CD3-CD16+CD56+), in the peripheral blood. In contrast, T cell (CD3+) and B cell (CD3-CD20+) subpopulations as well as the production of interleukin 6 and tumor necrosins factor alpha remained unaffected by sexual activity.

Conclusion: These findings demonstrate that components of the innate immune system are activated by sexual arousal and orgasm.

Whacking one out might not prevent infection, but orgasms generally help people relax and elevate mood that is key to a healthy immune system.

Dr. Felice Gersh, a gynaecologist and obstetrician who specializes in women’s health, said chronic masturbation might not prevent COVID, but “it’s not going to create harm.”

“I think the takeaway message is that there are no negatives from it,” Gersh said.

We’re All Begging Meghan Markle to Apply For U.S. Presidency

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We’re All Begging Meghan Markle to Apply For U.S. Presidency

With someone as thin-skinned, and Woke as Meghan Markle to apply for U.S. presidency would be a dream for those who have hidden dirt on the narcissistic Z-list former actress. Markle’s time as a golf caddy; her alleged other children, her ghosted family, as well as the Windsor nightmare, would be a tiny spectrum of fuel to throw at the power mad woman during the election campaign.

Imperator of the Galaxy

“She wants complete power, and what more than a mulatto being a contender in the race for U.S. Presidency? Every week she comes up with something she wants to do, like go to the moon, save the world from hunger, or eradicate racism from the globe. It’s a wonder that this caterwauling miscreant imposter does not consider herself a living goddess who should be worshipped by everyone? She even tried to take over the British Monarchy and depose the Queen, for god’s sake!”

U.S. presidential elections essentially begin four years before the event, and Americans are deluged every day by candidates and their multitude of foibles, as well as false promises. It is inevitable that the tech giants will try to purge any type of criticism of Markle if she is a candidate for the Democrat party, at least that will be a bonus for her campaign. As is the case in every election from now on, any Republican or independent viewpoint, or campaign is relegated by the Big Tech conglomerates to the internet trash bin. The election therefore has only a singular voice — a Democrat candidate’s voice.

Such is the power of the Big Tech companies to skew elections that they even deleted an active U.S. Republican president, namely Trump. Therefore, with enough manipulation by these masters of media, who are above any government or law, Meghan does have a decent chance of being elected as a Democrat candidate and eventually winning the election through manipulation of the internet by the Big Tech and American socialist legacy media powers.

To see the former prince, Harry, toddling along behind Markle as she steps up to each podium to broadcast her Marxist soviet message of perceived ‘equality’ and other total bollocks, will be a spectacle in itself. Here was Harry, once a royal above anything else, now a subservient poodle, a lowly creature who gave up everything just to follow some power-crazed megalomaniac onto stages, in arenas filled with brainwashed screaming Democrat voters all shouting the same name in hysterical unison: “Meghan, Meghan, Meghan!” but no Harry, definitely no Harry, as he stands there, the odd one out, a trodden piece of meat who has fulfilled his purpose, and who will soon be tossed out into the shit pile where everyone who was used by Markle resides.

Transgender Weightlifting Knight-ess Comes to Save Women’s Olympics

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Transgender Weightlifting Knight-ess Comes to Save Women’s Olympics

Women always love it when a strapping knight in shining armour comes to save them, and the Olympics in Tokyo should be no exception. Due to their inherent bone structure, as well as biological muscle make-up, women compared to men cannot physically compare to male weightlifters, but that’s where transgender athletes come into the mix. Despite the male skeletal structure, and muscular strength that x and y chromosomes afford, Laurel Hubbard is now a female, New Zealand, weightlifter because she says she is, and there is nothing anyone can say otherwise.

Disgusting misgendering

“A woman protester came up to her and shouted that Hubbard was actually male and NOT a woman. Hubbard picked up the woman with her left hand, told her she was a woman just like she was, then tossed her 15 feet across the room,” one Olympic witness revealed.

Hubbard has been selected to compete in the +87 kg women’s weight division at the Tokyo Games on Monday night.

“I am saving women’s sport by competing to actually win against biological women. Women should be proud of me. So, you have puny arms, a mediocre skeletal system, little or no testosterone, and two x chromosomes. If it was not for me, New Zealand women would not be able to lift over 87 kg weights. You biological women should thank me for getting the gold medal tonight for you! Alternatively, I might deliberately lose tonight to make a point that I am just one of you,” Hubbard explained, flexing his huge muscles before the event.

How To Save Money for a House

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How To Save Money for a House

Where are you thinking of living? In a boat? Converting a van into a house? These are options that you could consider, but the majority of people choose to live in a house.

Buying your own house is one of the best things that can happen to you. It’s a sign of independence, living alone or with your partner, and saving money for a deposit feels like a massive achievement.

It can be difficult to buy your first house. Depending on how well you manage your money, saving up 10% or even a 5% deposit can be something that may take you years.

Here are some ways that can help you save money for your first house.

Why Are You Doing This

It’s worth spending some time thinking about what having your own house means to you. Will it make you happy? Will it give you more freedom? More quiet time? Peace?

Writing this down and being able to easily read them, will help you when things get tough. When you are having a tough day and want to go out drinking. Or you’re tired and can’t be bothered to cook so want to order a takeaway.

Those decisions mean spending money. So being able to read the reason why you are saving money will make you think twice when you want some greasy food or want to get drunk.

Have a Budget

If you have no idea where you’re spending money, how do you know how much you have to put aside for saving or how much you have for “pocket money.”

Having a budget will make it easier to manage your money. You’ll be able to see what you’re spending money on the most and see certain areas that need less spending. It will let you plan out exactly how much extra you can put aside each month after all of your expenses are planned out.

Multiple apps can help you manage your money if you need some help. But it can be as easy as using a spreadsheet to get you started.

Downsizing

This is a method of cutting down on areas in your life. Are you currently renting? If you do, could you move back to your parents so you can save money? Do you have an extra car that you could sell and make do with one for the time being? Do you order takeaways and eat out often? Can you cut these down or out completely?

Looking at where you can alter your lifestyle temporarily could help you save extra money.

Get Another Job

One way that doesn’t have a massive impact on your life is to get another job. This could mean working for a few hours in the evening or looking at getting a new job completely. Any extra money you earn can go directly into savings, making getting your deposit even faster.

The only consideration is to make sure that if you are working two jobs that it doesn’t burn you out and make you unhappy.

However long it may take you to save your deposit, it’s definitely worth the wait to open the door of your very own house. With the money saved, you then need to get a mortgage. Go to 1st UK Money for mortgage help.

IT Security That You Need in Your Business

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IT Security That You Need in Your Business

What would you do if all of your data was deleted from your business? Or what if every PC in your company was locked out? Or even all of your customer data was stolen?

These are some of the nightmares that every business owner thinks about and hopes don’t happen to them. But what good is hoping? IT security for your business is something you need to be proactive with and ensure you have measures in place to prevent a disaster from happening.

Here are some things that you should have in place to stop your nightmares from coming true.

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IT Monitoring

You need to make sure that you have something in place, so you can be made aware of if an attack is happening. This is why you need a proactive warning service. A service like this can give you a heartbeat of your IT structure, so you can know when your vitals may be affected. It also provides server monitoring, giving you information such as;

  • The status of your server
  • If you have unauthorized login attempts
  • If your backups have been successful
  • And much more

And all of this information can be sent in a daily email to allow you to make sure everything is safe and well.

Training

You see it all the time now. Text messages, phone calls, and emails from trusted companies. But there is always something not quite right with them. It’s especially strange when you receive invoices to pay businesses that have never worked for you.

Now more than ever, it’s important that your staff members are trained and can recognize this behaviour. All it would take is clicking the wrong link, and your entire network could be compromised.

Making sure that people are aware of the potential dangers of opening emails and various phishing schemes could be the saving grace of your business.

Backups

Sometimes, regardless of how much security you have, if a skilled hacker wants to get into your business, they’ll find a way. Thankfully, this isn’t something that happens every day, but making sure that you’re prepared for the worst-case scenario is always a good idea.

That’s why making sure that you have backups of all your company data is vital. And if it’s an off-site backup, that’s even better. Knowing that if all of your company data got deleted, you could easily restore it would help you sleep better at night.

Security for your company is important. You may be lucky, and it might never happen to you, but if you aren’t prepared at all, you are literally gambling with your company, and it could result in a potential fine or the end of your business.

If you don’t have the time or the team to look after your security, then outsourcing it to IT Support London is one of the best routes to go down. Let the experts keep your business safe.

When Should You Have Life Insurance

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When Should You Have Life Insurance

Nothing can hurt me. This is the voice of the youth, headstrong in thinking they can take on the world. No obstacle will stop them. There’s nothing too reckless. Some of us still have this in our heads, even as we grow up.

But the reality for some of us is that we’re only youthful in our minds and not our bodies. This is why life insurance is something that you should consider.

The sad fact is that we’re all not going to make it (unless we get the technology to download our consciousness into a robot and then live forever). And the biggest impact when this happens is on the people that we leave behind.

That’s why life insurance is a policy that is good to consider. To protect the loved ones that you leave behind.

Here are some reasons why you might want life insurance

You’re Having A Baby

Having a baby is one of those life-changing events in your life. Your life goes from just looking after yourself to raising another human.

If you’re the person who pays for all the bills, life insurance can be that safety net in case of death. If you have a mortgage that needs paying and you’re the main contributor to the payments, life insurance can pay off the amount, so the burden doesn’t fall to your partner.

You Like Extreme Sports

Do you like the rush of rock climbing with a rope? Or pretending to be a squirrel with one of those wingsuits? Any extreme sport comes with the chance of something serious happening, or death.

This is a perfect occasion to make sure that you have life insurance. It’s best to declare something like this to the insurance when you are setting up a policy and doing so will likely make your premium higher.

But it will help protect your loved one in case something bad does happen.

You’re a Small Business Owner

If you have a small family business, life insurance is something to consider. There are some policies that can pay out employees or key stakeholders in case of the worst. So if the business ends up closing down, everyone at least has a runway to give them time to get another job.

You Support Your Parents

If there is anyone in your life that needs your support, a life insurance policy is made to help out if you can’t. The policy is there to help provide money so they can get the long-term care that they require or the money that they need to live.

As Insurance Hero reported, the cost of life insurance can vary depending on how old you are, your health, how long you want your policy for, and how much you would like it to cover. Either way, life insurance is a policy that you can’t put a price on. You can be happy knowing that when you die, your family won’t be impacted financially.

Fully Functional Robots On Cusp of Mass Production

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Fully Functional Robots On Cusp of Mass Production

As in every new revolutionary technical advance, things are expensive for the consumer. The motorcar when it first appeared was out of reach price wise for 98% of consumers, but now many households own more than one. The same happened when the personal computer was introduced to the commercial world, where only a few people could afford them, but eventually the prices dropped and now no one even bats an eyelid when splashing out on a new laptop, desktop, tablet, smartphone.

Robotics will have the same trajectory when it comes to consumer prices. It may cost $70,000 for a Boston Dynamics, Spot the dog robot today, but who knows what will happen in the future? Maybe, when the price gets to a sufficient level due to mass demand, then the mass consumer will be throwing their money down in droves for one of these funny robot dogs.

With mass production, and mass consumer usage, comes innovation, and competition. You will get competitors trying to outgun each other with their latest technical wizardry, and you will possibly have price wars where companies try to get the most sales. Either way, it’s a win, win situation for the mass consumer.

Through mass automation, naturally jobs for humans will be lost, so how will the consumer pay for these robots to look after and clean their homes? Well, there is no need for mass unrest and riots, because some form of Universal income will have to be introduced. Well, it’s either that or intense riots for decades, and every global state will have to think about this conundrum sooner or later, or risk being eventually overthrown.

Royal Family Look Pathetic and Defenceless Against Constant Attack

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Royal Family Look Pathetic and Defenceless Against Constant Attack

Prince Harry, and his consort, Meghan Markle, have made a sport of attacking the British royal family. The two rogue elements have successfully shown the chinks in the armour of the formerly strong Monarchical institution with their constant attacks utilising a vast North American media armoury.

The Queen, once a pillar of strength, is now viewed as an indecisive cowering old woman, someone who does not like confrontation, and a person who likes to adopt a dignified silence to the constant barrage of nasty, vindictive displays of aggression by her varlet grandson and his handlers. Maybe the quiet dignity of nonchalance may have worked in the past, however in the age of the internet and high-speed media proliferation, the Queen is sadly becoming embroiled in a visage of deep frailty and weakness.

The attacks on the Monarchy come thick and fast every day with a new revelation from Harry and Meghan, and if nothing is done to thwart this menace, then the royal family will be irreparably damaged, which is exactly what the two rogue narcissistic power-mad players ensconced in their Montecito mansion want to happen. Spurred on by the inherent American dislike of the British monarchy, a relic of the actions of George III, as well as the Marxist-driven Woke revolution, Americans are empowered and salivate at the mere thought of destroying the British monarchy.

Many people in Britain are begging the royal family to actually do something about this incessant nuisance, as it is not only a constitutional danger, but a fundamental attack on the entire British historical establishment. This sort of buggery affects the economy as well, because the royals are viewed as the ambassadors of Britain, and bring in millions per annum via tourism and all the commercial enterprises involved.

To not act in the face of danger, and attack is a sin in itself, so what can be done?

Well, as mentioned many times in the past year, the Sussex titles must be repatriated to Britain. Meghan Markle never even stepped on Sussex soil, and does not care for its people or history. Why should the people of Sussex be represented by these upstarts living in a gaudy, vulgar McMansion in Hollywood land? Furthermore, if Meghan and Harry detest the monarchy so much, in no uncertain terms, they should gladly relinquish the Sussex labels.

The British people are fed up with this fiasco, and deeply implore the royal family, or someone to act decisively, and effectively to stop these two rogue quisling imposters and their eternal parade of lies attacking the very heart of Britain’s vast traditional foundation.

Russia Ready to Take Antarctica, China Ready to Take Taiwan, Biden Ready to Take Another Nap

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Russia Ready to Take Antarctica, China Ready to Take Taiwan, Biden Ready to Take Another Nap

Things change fast in the world of geopolitical brinkmanship, and now is the time to move for Russia and China, whilst America sleeps. More concerned with internal socialist politics like the Green New Deal, which will cost the USA over 10 trillion dollars, bankrupting it completely.

As Biden sleeps, Putin and Xi Jingping work tirelessly around the clock strategising, planning ahead, moving assets, and most importantly building up their forces for imminent attack.

Russia are already moving mobile ICBM units into Antarctica, and China are in the latter stages of their planned incursion to take Taiwan, possibly Japan as well as Australia.

Meanwhile, Joe Biden, who sleeps most of the day and night, is usually having a nap. It is well documented that Biden, who is severely affected by advanced dementia, does not have the energy and the brain power to address even the most simple of tasks let alone intricate strategic decision-making.

“Joe sleeps most of the day and night. We have to wake him and dress him, put his shoes on, and make sure he wears his colostomy bag right before any trip on Air Force One, or press conference. If anything comes up serious, we are instructed to not interrupt Mr. Biden’s sleep, and junior staff members try to deal with the incident, even though many do not have the skill or necessary authorisation to complete important global tasks. If it is a military issue, the Democrat Party appointed military officials and generals oversee any action,” a senior White House aide revealed.

The U.S. military will be ordered to stand down when China invades Taiwan, effectively leaving Japan and Australia as collateral damage. According to many sources, Biden and his links to China’s communist party mean that his hands are tied towards any military counter action to Beijing’s warmongering.

China would defeat Australia in less than 48 hours, cutting through its territory like a knife through butter. As for Japan, China, recently vowed to nuke it out of existence.

The Russians, meanwhile, are moving into the Arctic, and if they install many of their hypersonic nuclear missiles there, the threat to the USA would be impossible to thwart if actioned. With little or no warning, the Russians could destroy many strategic U.S. military installations in a few minutes, and without any prior warning.

Meanwhile, Joe Biden sleeps, and when he is not sleeping, he does not know where he is or what he is doing.

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