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Maricopa Fraud: Media Ignores Facts That Show U.S. Electoral System Not Fit For Purpose

Call it ghosting or whitewashing, it’s all the same, when it comes to the treatment of American voters, not only by the Democrat Party but by the Republican regarding the Maricopa Fraud. Despite finding massive instances of voter fraud and tampering in the Maricopa County Audit, all you have to do is conduct a search for that on Google and you will only find news organisations like Reuters etc all hailing a huge victory for Joe Biden.

What is more sickening is the fact that over 57,000 fraudulent votes are completely ignored/ghosted/whitewashed by these supposedly trusted news organisations all playing the same misleading tune from their fiddles.

The facts are that there was widespread fraud concerning over 57,000 ballots in Maricopa County, and this shows that the election system in the U.S. is not fit for purpose. The Maricopa result, whatever it is, for whichever candidate, is thus false and should be disregarded forthwith.

No one is talking about the 255,000 ballots that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.

This is not about Trump or Biden, it is about the American people being cheated and denied a fair, honest electoral process, and the news agencies who are reporting otherwise, should be ashamed of themselves for being complicit in the fraud cover-up.

Maricopa County is one fraudulent instance, but have they audited all the other counties, states? No, of course not, and if they did, they would find even larger instances of electoral fraud.

NO ONE WON MARICOPA

Decent Americans should NEVER vote again until these problems of massive electoral fraud are addressed. Those news agencies complicit in the fraud should also be forever discounted and never trusted again.

 

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Starts Hippy Commune in Oregon

It’s no news that Big Tech billionaires are buying up large tracts of land everywhere in anticipation of the coming global economic collapse, amongst other things, and that’s why Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey is no different. Dorsey has acquired 80,000 acres of land in Wasco County, Oregon, where he is building a huge hippy commune for over 500,000 disciples.

Speaking to Weird Magazine, Dorsey was adamant that his new project will be a success, just like his fledgling Twitter project has been a lucrative success.

“It’s gonna be a success, like Haight-Ashbury in the 60s, Woodstock without the bad acid, and plenty of new age for everyone. I will obviously be the guru, the yogi, and will be driven around in a large white Rolls-Royce. My followers will call me Bhagwan Shree Dorsey.

“Oh, one thing though. Everyone is welcome, but no squares please! In other words, no Conservatives, Christians or Trump supporters.”

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To join the Dorsey cult, ahem, commune, disciples must give away all their rights, all of their privacy and all of their material monetary wealth to the Dorseypuram.

The San Francisco Chronicle announced the news on Tuesday, and by Wednesday many San Franciscans had already sold up in preparation for the move to Oregon.

Josh Balls, 25, a programmer for a Silicon Valley startup sold his $3.8 million condo in minutes, and told his boyfriend that he was going to live in Jack’s hippy commune in Oregon.

Janice Volavont, 38, a tech startup CEO, immediately sold her company that writes software for cancelling free speech on the new Woke internet to the Myanmar government for an undisclosed sum, to go to Oregon.

“We’re all going to be living in a ply board hut in the middle of a fucking field, many of Dorsey’s disciples will be crammed into each hut. This is so fucking exciting. I cannot wait to hear Bhagwan Shree Dorsey’s speeches, and join in with the daily meditation sessions. The food is going to be wild too, we get a lentil soup breakfast, and lentil soup all day, including lentil soup for dinner. There will be plenty of magic mushrooms to go around for everyone. We’re gonna have fields of that shit!”

Now is Just the Time to Watch

Those who perpetuated this astounding state of affairs are now simply analysing data, sitting back in their opulent chairs, watching how their little project is proceeding.

Their key modus operandi at this juncture is to evaluate how governments and the masses have reacted to their operation, which was a trial run for something way larger to come.

If they can get the public and global governments to accept the death tolls as a normal occurrence, then half the job has been completed, with ease, we might add. Already, Boris Johnson has revealed he is willing to accept 50,000 deaths per annum, which in the scheme of things is a drop in the ocean, but it’s a start for the engineers of this malaise.

The second port of call had to be food and fuel shortages, and in time, this will lead to severe problems for many who are not yet self-sufficient. The Daily Squib warned in July 2020 of food shortages, and how one should prepare for the next phase in the operation.

To survive the deluge, and ongoing purge, one must have prepared months and years ago whilst the general population were unaware of anything. The fickle masses were more concerned with their holidays in Benidorm, or some other horrific tourist fuck hole in the Continent, to think of anything else. Go back to watching episode after episode of Strictly Dancing, your eyes and senses hypnotised for hours and days on end in a firestorm of banal detritus designed to kill your soul from the inside out.

The engineers are tired of waiting, they are tired of preaching and not being listened to. Yes, they publish all of their thoughts and proposed actions for all to see, but only a few realise, or comprehend.

Wave after wave they will attack from on high, the capstone can only look downwards, and from this vantage the engineers can survey every point and every facet of humankind.

The Georgia Stones were a prophetic monument to the dream of the engineers, for they have waited patiently for too long.

We have been at war for some time, but many are only realising slowly right now as the engineers finally up their game, and soon they may even make themselves known to the few remaining.

The Covenant – Fiction or Truth?

An illusion it will be, so large, so vast it will escape their perception. Those who will see it will be thought of as insane conspiracy theorists. The engineers will create separate fronts to prevent the masses from seeing the connections. Behaving as if they are not connected to keep the illusion alive. Their Malthusian goal will be accomplished one drop at a time so as to never bring suspicion upon themselves. This will also prevent the masses from seeing the changes as they occur.

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We will keep their lifespan short and their minds weak while pretending to do the opposite.

We will use our knowledge of science and technology in subtle ways, so they will never see what is happening.

We will use soft metals, microplastics, chemicals, ageing accelerators and sedatives in food and water, also in the air.

They will be blanketed by poisons everywhere they turn as we spray the skies daily.

The soft metals will cause them to lose their minds. We will promise to find a cure from our many fronts, yet we will feed them more poison.

The poisons will be absorbed through their skin and mouths, they will destroy their minds and reproductive systems.

From all this, their children will be born dead, and we will conceal this information.

The poisons will be hidden in everything that surrounds them, in what they drink, eat, breathe and wear.

We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons, for they can see far.

We will teach them that the poisons are good, with fun images and musical tones.

Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons.

They will see our products being used in film and will grow accustomed to them and will never know their true effect.

When they give birth, we will inject poisons into the blood of their children and convince them it’s for their help.

We will start early on, when their minds are young, we will target their children with what children love most, sweet things.

When their teeth decay, we will fill them with metals that will kill their mind and steal their future.

When their ability to learn has been affected, we will create medicine that will make them sicker and cause other diseases, for which we will create yet more medicine and an entire pharmacological industry.

We will render them docile and weak before us by our power.

They will grow depressed, slow and obese, and when they come to us for help, we will give them more poison.

We will focus their attention toward money and material goods, so they many never connect with their inner self. We will distract them with fornication, external pleasures and games, so they may never be one with the oneness of it all.

Their minds will belong to us, and they will do as we say. If they refuse, we shall find ways to implement mind-altering technology into their lives. We will use fear as our weapon.

We will release deadly pathogens into the population centres.

We will establish their governments and establish opposites within. We will own both sides.

We will always hide our objective, but carry out our plan.

They will perform the labour for us, and we shall prosper from their toil.

Our families will never mix with theirs. Our blood must be pure always, for it is the way.

We will make them kill each other when it suits us.

We will keep them separated from the oneness by dogma and religion.

We will control all aspects of their lives and tell them what to think and how.

We will guide them kindly and gently, letting them think they are guiding themselves.

We will foment animosity between them through our factions.

When a light shall shine among them, we shall extinguish it by ridicule, or death, whichever suits us best.

We will make them rip each other’s hearts apart and kill their own children.

We will accomplish this by using hate as our ally, anger as our friend.

The hate will blind them totally, and never shall they see that from their conflicts we emerge as their rulers. They will be busy killing each other.

They will bathe in their own blood and kill their neighbours for as long as we see fit.

We will benefit greatly from this, for they will not see us, for they cannot see us.

We will continue to prosper from their wars and their deaths.

We shall repeat this over and over until our ultimate goal is accomplished.

We will continue to make them live in fear and anger though images and sounds.

We will use all the tools we have to accomplish this.

The tools will be provided by their labour.

We will make them hate themselves and their neighbours.

We will always hide the divine truth from them, that we are all one. This they must never know!

They must never know that colour is an illusion, they must always think they are not equal.

Drop by drop, drop by drop, we will advance our goal.

We will take over their land, resources and wealth to exercise total control over them.

We will deceive them into accepting laws that will steal the little freedom they will have.

We will establish a money system that will imprison them forever, keeping them and their children in debt.

When they shall band together, we shall accuse them of crimes and present a different story to the world, for we shall own all the media.

We will use our media to control the flow of information and their sentiment in our favour.

When they shall rise up against us, we will crush them like insects, for they are less than that.

They will be helpless to do anything, for they will have no weapons.

We will recruit some of their own to carry out our plans, we will promise them eternal life, but eternal life they will never have for they are not of us.

The recruits will be called “initiates” and will be indoctrinated to believe false rites of passage to higher realms. Members of these groups will think they are one with us, never knowing the truth. They must never learn this truth for they will turn against us.

For their work they will be rewarded with earthly things and great titles, but never will they become immortal and join us, never will they receive the light and travel the stars.

They will never reach the higher realms, for the killing of their own kind will prevent passage to the realm of enlightenment. This they will never know.

The truth will be hidden in their face, so close they will not be able to focus on it until it’s too late.

Oh yes, so grand the illusion of freedom will be, that they will never know they are our slaves.

When all is in place, the reality we will have created for them will own them. This reality will be their prison. They will live in self-delusion.

When our goal is accomplished, a new era of domination will begin.

Their minds will be bound by their beliefs, the beliefs we have established from time immemorial.

They must never, ever find out what we have done.

This is the secret covenant by which we shall live the rest of our present and future lives, for this reality will transcend many generations and life spans.

This covenant is sealed by blood, our blood.

EXCLUSIVE: Harry and Meghan Featured in Latest Hairdresser Magazine Edition

Amongst his many talents, Harry is also a hairdresser, and has been styling Meghan’s hair as well as other famous clientele for years now. Featured in the latest edition of Hairdresser Magazine, the former royal showed off his many hairdressing skills.

“I love the smell of peroxide in the morning. Would you like your highlights lighter, love? André, darling, can you go out back and bring my special brush? Ooh! You’re looking fabulous today in those hot pants!” Harry quips in his salon, before sashaying around attending to various clients.

Meghan Markle fans were seen queuing up at the shops to snap up the special edition on Thursday.

Karen Bunnyboyler, 38, from Venice Beach, Los Angeles was first in the queue to buy her own copy of the magazine featuring Harry’s hairdressing skills on Meghan.

“I’ve been queuing for three days in anticipation. I am such a Meghan and Harry fan. I would literally die if Harry could do my hair. I don’t have much though because I pulled most of it out. I was so angry at the British royal family and how they treated my woke heroes.”

As the queue snakes around two whole blocks, the excitement to buy the special edition is positively electric. This is testament to the real popularity of Harry and Meghan in the United States. Looks like Meghan and Harry have truly arrived.

Joe O’Biden: “I Would Rather Give U.S. Trade Deal to IRA Than Britain”

When former U.S. president, Barack Obama said he would send the UK to the back of the queue if there was a Brexit, it seems like he was not lying. Along comes his puppet, Joe OBiden, a character so bereft of basic intelligence that he wouldn’t be able to see a gift horse’s mouth if it hit him at 70MPH. Such is the inane incorrigible deviancy of this corrupt old bag of detritus and his deranged socialist profligacy, that OBiden is now a vagrant in the global political forum. By denying Britain a U.S. Trade Deal, bitter OBiden has certainly not forgotten his Irish roots, and his deep-seated support for the Irish Republican Army.

Joe OBiden probably watches footage of IRA bombings on British civilians when relaxing at home in Delaware on another one of his multiple vacations where his secretive handlers come to give him his orders for the next session of America’s ruination. There are no rules for recording meetings at his private home, so his handlers can stay anonymous, although anyone with a brain can figure out who they are.

As for the simpering figure of Boris kowtowing to this vindictive angry pute de merde, let us say it is a truly sickening sight. Grovelling will not get anyone anywhere, and this is what Boris does not seem to get. If he really was serious, he would utilise leverage to instate a trade deal, for example putting the AUKUS deal on hold, or something even more threatening. Socialists do not respond to reason or logic, only threats of taking away something from them spur them into action.

As it is already coming along fine, the economic collapse of the USA is already underway, as the OBiden administration may not be able to fulfil their debt liabilities soon. There could very well be an impasse with the Republicans refusing to agree to another insane debt ceiling created from the profligate OBiden spending sprees on profligate socialist pet projects that will amount to nothing but misery and economic pain.

In August 2021, the public debt of the United States was around 28.43 trillion U.S. dollars, around 1.7 trillion more than a year earlier. Soon, the U.S. will not be able to service the debt they owe, and this means government workers will not get paid, snowballing into social security not being paid, amongst pensions etc. The Unfunded Debt Liabilities of the USA are even higher, and this is something no one dares to mention, for a very good reason.

It seems the USA will have to keep their chlorinated chicken for themselves for now, so Britain must wait until there is a new administration in the future who are not biased against their interests, and who are not so bound by their hatred for the British as the Obama Biden team is.

London Breed is Not Falling Down

There is an outrageous unfairness that America’s San Francisco Mayor London Breed is facing: criticism for violating her own Covid-19 mask rules.

The mayor was caught dancing at a nightclub, despite her own rule that unless one is eating or drinking, one must wear a mask to prevent others from catching your COVID infection, if you have one.

The mask rule is quite serious, as San Francisco has a system of vaccine passports that is enforced at the very club at which Breed was a customer.

Why should the mayor be criticized? She explained in an interview: “I was feeling “the spirit,” and I wasn’t thinking about a mask…we don’t need the “Fun Police” to come in and micromanage and tell us what we should or shouldn’t be doing,”

A perfectly reasonable explanation. Most people do not remember all the rules they set, especially when “the spirit” hits them.

Moreover, the “Fun Police,” who lack international accreditation, has no power over people stalked by “the spirit,” stalking which, as in the case of Ms. Breed, causes people to involuntarily dance.

How important is it to let “the spirit” supersede one’s dedication to a law, even a law supported by the lawbreaker for others?

Well, the answer is found in Nat King Cole’s rendition of “Every Time I feel the Spirit:”

Down in the valley, when I feel weak
It’s when the devil, usually speaks
Because he’s crafty, and full of lies
I need the Spirit to keep me wise.

So what was Mayor Breed to do, give in to the devil?

Absolutely not!

So when do political principals break important rules?

When and only when they hear “the spirit.”

If they violate the law and did not hear the spirit, they should be arrested.

All Americans and Anglophiles should support Mayor London Breed, named, no doubt, for her cosmopolitan predilections.

Case closed.

Richard E.Vatz is Towson Distinguished Professor at Towson University

Meghan Markle Leads Prince Harry into the Forgotten Forest

One rarely ventures into the Forgotten Forest, and one rarely comes out alive, but there are fears in the palace on this eve that the wayward Prince Harry has ventured into a place where he may never return.

Enticed into the dark place where creatures slither, where dark spirits dwell, and where no man ever returns in one piece, the prince is jolly and seemingly ripe for the slaughter. Meghan, the smiling face of deceit, power play, greed and narcissism leads him by the hand with slithering seductive whispers in his ear, promises that are steeped in lies and perfidiousness.

You must give everything you have, you must be completely possessed by my power, you must relinquish your very soul to me, everything must be taken from you, and for this I will only give you misery and heartache, the harridan whispers gently, almost a lulling hypnotic chant that he cannot relinquish himself from.

The winding roots seem to move as the prince is led deeper into the bowels of the darkness, and yet he still does not realise what is going on.

Just a little farther we shall go, she whispers. The snakes suddenly come alive, hissing and seething with excitement as the skipping fool nears.

All manner of beasts congregate, they have been priorly invoked to sup on this feast fast approaching. Some of these creatures even jostle for position in anticipation of the first bite.

Led like a lamb to the slaughter, Meghan stands still whilst Harry innocently continues walking. The grinning smirk on her face tells all, as the forest envelopes the poor prince with one almighty gulp.

Picking up the money bags, the stolen royal jewels and the prince’s fallen cap, she turns around and walks calmly back along the path, smiling at the skeletons and skulls of past men who dared venture her way.

M25 Eco Zealot Roadkill Could Solve Meat Shortage in Supermarkets

Supergluing your anus to a motorway where vehicles travel at over 70 MPH may seem like a good idea for an eco ‘warrior’ zealot protesting about home insulation, but for sane people, it’s just plain fucking crazy, and you could end up as a case of roadkill.

“If you have an 18-wheeler HGV travelling at 65 MPH go over one of these chumps who has superglued themselves to the road, it would be a mess. The first set of wheels would burst out their insides all over the bloody place, then the second set of wheels would crush all the bones, and the third and fourth flatten the eco zealot roadkill maybe as flat as a piece of paper,” an engineer studying the subject revealed.

Currently, eco zealots are holding up multiple motorways in the country, and these thick idiots do not realise that whatever Britain does for ecological matters does not matter when you have China and India pumping out trillions of tonnes of pollutants into the atmosphere and environment every year.

“If the entirety of Britain did not eat, fart, or expel any carbon dioxide for 100 years, it would not make a difference to the global ecology simply because you have countries like China/India/USA polluting the earth ad infinitum. If Britain were to disappear tomorrow, it would not make an iota of difference to the global levels of poison being pumped out by China or India. Why don’t these morons go to China, where the real problem is? I’ll tell you fucking why, because these idiots would be locked up, their bare feet beaten with steel rods, then executed just before they have their organs harvested for some rich Saudi Arabian who needs new kidneys,” one man with some sense said whilst sitting on the M25 in a 28-mile-long queue for six hours.

Meat eaters gotta eat! So looks like it’s eco terrorist roadkill for your winter stew pot, freshly ground on the M25…hmmm…nothing like a piping hot meat casserole for those dark winter evenings.

Here Are Some of the Top Smartphones for Mobile Casino Gaming

Smartphones and tablets have emerged as the preferred gambling devices for online entertainment. Players who found it worthwhile to switch from land-based bookmakers, casinos and bingo rooms to the Internet, have wholeheartedly embraced the mobile revolution. Today, a significant percentage of the new players gamble on smartphones, and the only decision they need to make is what gadget to acquire.

You can’t go wrong with Apple devices

If money is not of the essence, and you want to own the very best smartphones money can buy, Apple gadgets are an excellent option. Whether you choose to play on the latest iPhone or experience the thrills of a bigger display on the iPad, your decision will be fulfilling. The Cupertino giant finally allowed gambling developers to promote their apps on the iOS operating system. This led to a surge in the number of casino games and software for iPhones and tablets, and this trend is going strong.

Online casino players who want more specific security features from new casino sites like the many listed here — would naturally be inclined to choose the latest smartphone. For Apple fans, this would be the iPhone 13, a brand-new gadget just released by the company. It comes with an intimidating price tag, but it delivers the best performance you can hope from a mobile device. If you are already the proud owner of a recent smartphone produced by Apple, you can trust its performance. Even gadgets developed three or four years ago will run all the available games smoothly.

Samsung smartphones are the most popular

Apple might be the most successful when it comes to maximizing profits, but Samsung has the biggest market share. Android devices are immensely popular, and the South Korean giant has more than a handful of exceptional smartphones. The Galaxy series has emerged as the ideal choice for Android fans who wanted the best smartphones money can buy.

These phones are released on a yearly basis, and they don’t depreciate all that fast, so players can fully enjoy them for online gambling needs.

Once again, if we are to talk specifics, Samsung Galaxy S 21 is the top of the line and the obvious smartphone for prospective buyers. It doesn’t come with a prohibitive price, but it is still very expensive for most people. Just like its Apple counterparts, S series phones released a few years ago are perfectly capable of running all casino games. In fact, the top-tier smartphones and tablets produced by both companies are incredibly powerful, comparable to Pocket PCs.

Strong contenders from other brands

Asus ROG Phone 5, Lenovo Legion Phone Duel, and Nubia Red Magic 5G are some exceptional devices for online gambling. These smartphones are in fact designed for gaming, so in many regards, they are superior to both Apple and Samsung counterparts. If you want to use your phone mostly for mobile casino entertainment and video games, you won’t be disappointed with what these gadgets have to offer.

AUKUS: Furious Macron Calls China For Possible EU War Pact

According to aides, when French president Emmanuel Macron heard of the U.S, U.K. Australian nuclear submarine pact, AUKUS, being announced, he flew into such a rage that he threw his old wife’s poodle, Hortense, out the window.

‘Operation Hookless’ 

“Nous regardions les Euronews. Ensuite, they annoncé les UK/US/Australia nuclear submarine pact. Macron flew into une rage incontrôlable, he picked up le caniche de sa femme et a jeté le poor thing through la fenêtre!” one of Macron’s terrified aides recalled.

It is not known what happened to the poodle, but after throwing numerous priceless objet d’art around his Elysée Palace office, Macron picked up the phone straight to his pal, Xi Jinping in Beijing.

It is no secret that the EU appeases China at every opportunity, and this loss of a lucrative $90 Billion submarine deal with the Australians may have pushed the EU over the edge.

“L’UE aime la Chine. Ils sont like notre big frère Soviétique. L’armée de l’UE will now side avec la Chine. Let us see what les cochons Britanniques disent when l’armée Chinoise et Européenne débarque à Dover?” the French Minister of War, Jacques Bonyparte, shouted in the French parliament on Friday.

As leaders of Australia, the United Kingdom, and the United States, guided by our enduring ideals and shared commitment to the international rules-based order, we resolve to deepen diplomatic, security, and defense cooperation in the Indo-Pacific region, including by working with partners, to meet the challenges of the twenty-first century. As part of this effort, we are announcing the creation of an enhanced trilateral security partnership called “AUKUS” – Australia, the United Kingdom, and the United States.

Through AUKUS, our governments will strengthen the ability of each to support our security and defense interests, building on our longstanding and ongoing bilateral ties. We will promote deeper information and technology sharing. We will foster deeper integration of security and defense-related science, technology, industrial bases, and supply chains. And in particular, we will significantly deepen cooperation on a range of security and defense capabilities.

As the first initiative under AUKUS, recognizing our common tradition as maritime democracies, we commit to a shared ambition to support Australia in acquiring nuclear-powered submarines for the Royal Australian Navy. Today, we embark on a trilateral effort of 18 months to seek an optimal pathway to deliver this capability. We will leverage expertise from the United States and the United Kingdom, building on the two countries’ submarine programs to bring an Australian capability into service at the earliest achievable date.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-us-and-australia-launch-new-security-partnership