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Macron Threatens to Cut Electricity For Millions of Britons

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Macron Threatens to Cut Electricity For Millions of Britons

Millions of British households could be without electricity in the next few days if vindictive French President Emmanuel Macron and his equally nasty ministers have their way.

French state-run EDF Energy is one of the largest producers of the UK’s electricity, producing around one-fifth of the nation’s electricity from its nuclear power stations, wind farms, coal and gas power stations.

This action is seen as just another Brexit punishment for Britain, amongst many others meted out by EU member states angry that Britain dared to leave the EU Soviet bloc.

Billed as a dispute over fishing rights in UK waters, the French EU mega-trawlers are demanding that they should cause even more ecological damage to the Channel with their huge factory ships that strip the sea of all life and cause irreparable ecological harm.

Speaking in the French parliament, President Macron was adamant that cutting off the electricity to the Channel Islands and parts of mainland Britain would be a message the “pute de merde Rosbifs” will understand.

“Nous sommes already starving the bastards out, and de couper their supply lines. Maintenant, we will arrêter their electricity supply. In 1943, même Hitler could not achieve that, mais aujourd’hui, we can! Nous continuerons à punishing the people of Britain jusqu’à they either rejoin the EU, or all tombent morts!”

 

Every Time You Buy a Chinese Product We Strengthen Our Communist Military to Attack You

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Every Time You Buy a Chinese Product We Strengthen Our Communist Military to Attack You

One could easily say that the People’s Liberation Army of Communist China is fuelling its massive growth from the sales of cheap Chinese products sold to the West. Every day massive containers full of Chinese manufactured cheap and nasty trinkets arrive at Western ports where they are moved to suppliers to sell to the general public. What many do not realise however, is that for every dollar or pound or euro spent on a Chinese product, about 85% goes back into strengthening the Chinese army.

China has been strengthening and modernising its military for the past forty years off the back of the West, and the time is nearing for China to finally use its vast army against the West.

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General Xi Huang Wu, of the PLA, revealed some details on the Chinese version of Twitter, Weibo on Monday.

“Comrades, we must increase production of our products to sell to America, Europe and the USA. We need more missiles, tanks, battleships and fighter jets. For every Chinese product sold to the enemies of China, we not only poison them with cheap toxic plastic, but their money enriches our Soviet Communist military might, so we can crush the enemy when war is declared soon. The West is sealing its own doom every day by purchasing our cheap products, so that we can hit them hard with our modernised military hardware and well-equipped soldiers. Chairman Xi Jinping, our esteemed Comrade in Chief, urges all workers for the communist state to work hard every day making things to sell to Western countries. These stupid foreigners will never know what hits them. In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy’s country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. We do not thus seek to destroy their land, but to simply eradicate their populations, so that we can move our population into their land. In warfare, preparation is key, and comrades, this is why I urge the workers to increase production even more so now before the final push. We will annihilate the Japanese and Australians first, then move on to the rest of the globe! Be ready comrades, for it is your sacrifice of labour in the factories that makes our military invincible!”

The patriotic response to the general’s post was immense, and millions of comments were added praising the general and the PLA.

Meanwhile, in the West, Chinese manufactured products continue to fly off the store shelves, and no one is the wiser.

World Gets Reprieve From Zuckerberg Octopus Grip For Six Hours

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World Gets Reprieve From Zuckerberg Octopus Grip For Six Hours

The globe was free of Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp for six hours yesterday. This state of ‘grave’ affairs did not affect anyone in the Squib offices, but it did affect millions/billions of people around the globe who practically live on those Zuckerberg owned  platforms.

Such is the programming and conditioning of the users of the Zuck-owned platforms that many of the automatons did not know what to say or do for the entire six hours that the internet platforms were offline.

“Some of the drones (Facebook/Instagram users) adopted the foetal position for the entire six-hour period, others self-harmed, and others even considered suicide. The level of programming of these individuals is exemplary, as alters, they are completely encased within the Facebook/Instagram echo chamber limited world created by programmers to program humans. The six-hour period of downtime also saw a huge increase in depression, because the automatons were not getting their instant dopamine fixes when their inane comments were not up voted or ‘liked’,” clinical psychologist, Mike Elmer Huntstinx, revealed on the BBC.

Donny Ultharak, 23, from Los Angeles was receiving counselling for extreme anxiety and depression caused by the Facebook/Instagram outage.

“I, I, I am okay now! Stirrup folding matrix! There is nothing wrong with me now that Facebook is back online. Jibb jabba Mahoney, Chepstow billings, 438/49228/XIXIXI, shamalama ding dong! Ribbit ribbit ribbit!”

Anyway, don’t worry folks, the hive mind echo chamber is back online, and you can slot your automaton minds back into the matrix where it’s nice and safe from the real world. All is well again in the Zuckerberg metaverse where you will be gently guided into what to think, what to say, how to behave and who to vote for.

Global Criminals Exposed in Massive Pandora Papers Offshore Leak

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Global Criminals Exposed in Massive Pandora Papers Offshore Leak

Criminals who pose as politicians and upstanding citizens against corruption have been exposed by a huge leak of data showing the amount of their tax evasion and deceit. The Pandora Papers are a Pandora’s box full of shit that exposes a vast global network of criminality that is off the fucking scale.

Tony Blair, former British Prime Minister, is not only known as a war criminal, but now someone who dodged paying HMRC £312,000 worth of stamp duty taxes when he and his wife, Cherie, bought an £8 million London mansion.

Also exposed were many virtue signalling celebrities and pop stars, people like Claudia Schiffer, Shakira, Julio Iglesias as well as corrupt politicians like Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta, who has personally led many campaigns against corruption in his country.

Naturally, where there is money laundering and tax evasion, there will always be members of the Putin inner circle named, as well as other Eastern European folk, but that’s just a given, and is to be accepted.

Nothing will be done about the tax evasion, simply because many of the people exposed are above the law.

Would any billionaire feel right about giving away large portions of their ill-gotten gains to a country’s tax man, so it could be pissed away in some social care black hole? Of course, they would not, and it is this reality that will endure for many years to come, even if there are further leaks of offshore data.

The Pandora Papers leaks do not achieve anything apart from exposing hypocrisy, corruption, criminality and greed. What is the point, because many of the people exposed do not feel any form of shame or guilt, if that is what the leaks are supposed to foment?

Do you for one moment think that people like Tony Blair, who was responsible for the deaths of over 80 million humans in the Middle East, will feel a single droplet of shame for his actions in cheating Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs of tax? People like Blair do not feel any form of emotion apart from a robotic sense to acquire great wealth at any expense, and for all-encompassing power.

To the hackers who leaked the data: “Good try, but it will not change a thing”

Couple Known as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex Spotted Grifting in Beverly Hills Area

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Couple Known as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex Spotted Grifting in Beverly Hills Area

Rodeo Drive was on high alert today when a known con-man and con-woman couple who are wrongly using the royal title of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex were spotted casing out a Beverly Hills jewellery shop on Friday.

Casey Rich, a local real estate agent, said she saw the erroneous couple at about 10.30 am casing a Rodeo Drive jewellers shop famous amongst celebrities.

“They’re well known for taking stuff in the area. They claim they are royal, and that they are entitled to just take anything they want without paying a dime. Last week Moshe Liebovitz, a good friend of mine who owns the premier bakery in the area, was conned out of 300 bagels, a shitload of cinnamon babkas, and a crate full of chocolate rugelach. They must have hired some bozos to look like bodyguards for a few bucks to load up the produce before leaving in a fleet of stolen gas guzzling black SUVs without paying poor Moshe a single fucking cent.”

The couple are also known for hitting five-star hotels where they con themselves into the best suites, and order up vast amounts of room service meals. According to the LAPD, the couple have hit over 35 hotels in September alone without paying for their luxurious stay. In all instances, the couple falsely claimed they were royalty from Britain, and showed hotel managers documents with the titles “Duke and Duchess of Sussex”.

Hank Jaspers, a hotel manager for the Beverly Holiday Inn, is out of a job after he was conned by the couple in July. The owners of the hotel fired him after they found out Jaspers allowed the Duke and Duchess of Sussex to stay for three weeks in the hotel’s top suite for free, leaving an unpaid bill for $432,000.

The LAPD Fraud Squad closed in on the couple last week, but sources say the grifting duo skipped LA and turned their con tricks to New York City, even fooling delegates at the UN that they were important royals.

IF YOU SEE THE DUKE AND DUCHESS OF SUSSEX – APPROACH WITH CAUTION! DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY MONEY OR $25 MILLION SPOTIFY PODCAST DEALS FOR ONE MEASLY 15 MINUTE RECORDING. CALL YOUR LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER IMMEDIATELY.

Why Labour Must Never Be Voted into Power Again

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Why Labour Must Never Be Voted into Power Again

As much as the Tories are seen to be floundering at the moment with an inordinate amount of crisis, as well as poor old Boris having lost his mojo slightly, please for one second think about the hellish nightmare of a Labour government running (ruining) the country.

Labour must never be allowed to come into government, simply because they are fucking clinically insane profligate communist Bolsheviks who will fuck this country from the inside out, then fuck it back from the outside in.

Property taxes that will impoverish families, garden taxes that will make your lives hell, and how about Nandy’s Brexit plan to bring in even more integration to the EU, so that Brexit might as well not be Brexit anymore.

As it is, Brexit seems to be floundering, even though thanks to Liz Truss, there have been some mega trade deals already signed and sealed. The current problems with the Northern Ireland deal, as well as the EU red tape still in place, further exasperate the situation. There is no sign that the EU will ever work with the UK in a trade deal, especially if the two cannot even see eye to eye on fishing rights or economic migrants crossing the Channel to Dover illegally in rubber dinghies.

Gloating over the petrol crisis in the UK, the EU wants Britain to suffer terribly, and anything that goes wrong in the country, they blame on Brexit, when in fact the shortage of HGV drivers was perpetuated by poor working conditions, poor pay and insane levels of paperwork that resulted in thousands leaving the profession. Britain must mobilise its work force for all sectors and increase its push for self sustainability as well as innovative manufacturing.

Many EU laws are still active in the UK, especially pertaining to laws regarding vehicles, and now the EU law of putting speed limiters into every vehicle will be adhered by the UK as well. Despite Brexit, British motorists will have their speed limited, dictated by EU law. There is something truly sickening about being forced to pay to put speed limiters into your new vehicle when many Britons voted to rid themselves of such authoritarian freedom limiting laws from the EU. The inability of the Tories to somehow stop these EU Directives in Britain are another reason many former Tory voters are becoming increasingly disillusioned and may stray to the evil Soviet Labour side in a General Election. One could call it punishment, where the Tory Party is served up a meal of cold vomit for their election night supper by their own straying voters.

There is also a chance Keir Stammerer, the new Labour leader, somehow fools the population that he is worth a chance. Given the current malaise, this scenario could easily materialise.

Britain is still paying for the debt incurred under the rule of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, as well as the 70 million EU migrants from the poorest EU nations being allowed into the UK who have not contributed anything to the country apart from taking up welfare payments and clogging up the NHS.

At the moment, the plodding Tories are going about things in a way that shows little desire to govern. Who would want the amount of shit thrown at these guys, with multi-billion pound furlough schemes, insane covid rules, and EU technocrats throwing tantrums at any reasonable suggestion from the Brits? Maybe it would have been better if Labour had been given this misfortune in affairs, because at least that would be one political faction to blame for everything going wrong.

Boris has to now rid himself of this malaise and get his fucking mojo back. Whoever or whatever sucked it out of him has to be somehow limited in their succubus ways. The PM needs to fight with all his might to move forward with Brexit, to trigger Article 16, or whatever it takes otherwise the gloating parasitic Remoaners and Bolshevik Soviet Labour scum will win the next election.

 

 

Bankrupt Greece Buys Three Billion Euro Frigates From France to Attack Turkey

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Bankrupt Greece Buys Three Billion Euro Frigates From France to Attack Turkey

It’s no news that the French detest the Turks vehemently, so much so that they are selling the Greek Navy €3 billion worth of frigates to counteract the Turkish Navy, and create a serious conflict in the Mediterranean.

Macron, still bitter from being locked out of the Australian submarine deal worth over £80 billion, is in such a state of fury, that he is willing to sell French naval ships to a bankrupt country like Greece, that has had more EU bailouts than any other country in the decrepit union.

“It would be quite ironic if the French deliver these frigates to the Greeks, and they don’t get a penny back from them. It would be quite a kick in the conneries,” one military contractor quipped after seeing the news.

One always hears the mantra that the EU exists to keep the peace in Europe, so this sale to an old enemy of Turkey will certainly not foment any peace in the region, instead, it will stoke further tension between the adversarial nations and possibly lead to future conflict.

It’s okay though, if it came to any serious shenanigans, the vast Turkish military (2nd largest in NATO) would sweep through Greece in a single afternoon, possibly disrupting the after lunch naps of many. They can phone the French as much as they want, but it will all be too late. Maybe after it is all over, the three French frigates will be the only things left floating.

Britney Spears Celebrates Freedom by Going On Drug Fuelled Rampage

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Britney Spears Celebrates Freedom by Going On Drug Fuelled Rampage

FREEDOM! Cry freedom! Britney Spears has been imprisoned by her controlling father Jamie for years, and now the time has come for Britney to be allowed to spend her money as she pleases, as well as go as insane as she wants to, it’s her right after all.

Despite living in a multi-million dollar mansion, Britney feels like she has been hard-done by, especially as the conservatorship by her father, Jamie, only gave her an allowance of $120,000 per week, which meant tough times for the free spending mime pop starlet.

“Can you imagine having everything taken care for you, everything paid for, living in a huge mansion where you can only spend $120,000 per week? Also, they drugged her, they gave her huge amounts of drugs which must have really frustrated her. Her suffering must have been unbearable!” one Britney fan told E! News.

Britney was filmed flying a plane and saying she was “on cloud nine” after hearing of the end of her conservatorship. The pilot had to take back the controls of the 747 before Britney plunged it into a mountain whilst squealing like a banshee on peyote.

Another Britney fan yelped: “Forget the imprisoning of Nelson Mandela, the imprisoning of Britney Spears is the real story of oppression! People will talk about this for years, and it will be in the history books!”

Remembering Britney’s famous melt down which prompted the conservatorship in the first place, the paparazzi are raring for more Britney exclusives since she is now a free mentally deranged woman on the loose in the Los Angeles metropolitan area.

“We’re parked outside her doorstep day and night now because she’s gonna have one hell of a freedom party. She may even shave her head again, or start smashing cars all over the place, maybe overdose, who knows? This is all part of the pap game, we never know what these insane spoiled brats are gonna do next,” Buzz Nacho, a paparazzo for Neon Photos in Los Angeles, revealed.

What is the Advantage of a Crypto Payment Gateway?

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What is the Advantage of a Crypto Payment Gateway?

Since users have started adopting cryptocurrencies worldwide, they look for different ways to spend their crypto. Several websites and companies that allow online payment can now take advantage of accepting cryptocurrencies when consumers want to buy goods and services using a crypto payment gateway. In this article, we will explore the main features and benefits of crypto payment gateways.

What Is A Crypto Payment Gateway?

In simple terms, a crypto payment gateway allows consumers to use cryptocurrencies to buy goods and services from several businesses. Most merchants who are running eCommerce businesses still accept payments through credit cards.

However, the crypto payment gateway is slowly becoming popular among merchants because it allows customers to use a variety of cryptocurrencies in exchange for goods and services.

When merchants add a crypto payment gateway, the crypto users can make payments for goods and services using Ethereum, Bitcoin, USDT, and other cryptocurrencies just like they use their credit card or bank transfer option.

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How Do Crypto Payment Gateways Work?

There are numerous ways a crypto payment gateway can function. The primary role of a cryptocurrency payment gateway is to permit the consumers to payments for products and services using preferred cryptocurrency. For instance, if the merchants feel that accepting Bitcoin payment can benefit their business, they can add a payment gateway to accept only

Bitcoins in exchange for products.

Merchants can use some crypto payment gateways to make a new or existing wallet to store only cryptocurrencies they prefer. Moreover, you can convert those coins into fiat and cryptocurrencies after successfully getting the payments. This is the most popular method of accepting different cryptocurrencies used by several business owners.

For instance, if you live in the United States, using crypto payment gateways gives you a chance to accept payments in Bitcoin before converting it into US dollars. After a successful conversion, you can directly transfer the money to the bank account.

What Are The Benefits Of Using A Crypto Payment Gateway?

When you accept payments through a crypto payment gateway, it can keep the company ahead by making more profit than competitors. Here are some benefits of accepting payments in cryptocurrencies.

1 – Speed
Compared with credit cards and bank transfers, the fastest way of making online payments is surely cryptocurrency.

2 – Security
Unlike credit card payments, cryptocurrency payment is considered secure because all the transaction information is verified and stored in a blockchain. Hence, you get greater security and transparency while using a crypto payment gateway.

3 – Save On Fees
If you want to save the transaction money usually connected with traditional payment methods, then use a crypto payment gateway.

People often find money transactions to different countries expensive because of the high transaction fees associated with PayPal and other payment methods for foreign countries. However, when you choose a crypto payment gateway, the chances of saving money increase.

4 – Simplicity
Don’t you hate the process of transferring money from a bank account to make payments? Using credit cards to make payments online is not a simple process. Hence, you can use a crypto payment gateway to make receiving money from consumers easier.

Consumers will be more willing to use this method because it requires a few seconds to purchase online. While choosing the right crypto payment gateway, make sure they cover the coins used by most consumers. You must make sure the customers can make payments using Bitcoins and Ethereum because they are extremely popular.

We hope now you understand the benefits and features of using a crypto payment gateway for online business. You should take advantage of this payment method because it increases the chances of making more profit for every online sale. The speed and security of this payment method are the most important reasons consumers prefer to use cryptocurrencies more than credit cards.

Fear and Loathing at the Fuel Pumps

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Fear and Loathing at the Fuel Pumps

There’s something truly liberating seeing massive queues of cars and vans at petrol stations, fist fights erupting, horns tooting wildly whilst you toddle on by on your bike. Selling the car and purchasing a little e-bike somehow makes more sense as you dodge a baseball bat wielding chav whose rage has got the best of him. Not wishing to toot one’s bike horn too much, a question boils up from the ether, is this what the Great Reset looks like, because it is slightly terrifying yet exhilarating at the same time?

What does panic look like, well, panic is fuelled by panic itself, which is fuelled intermittently by fear? Of all the control mechanism on humans, fear is the one which is possibly more powerful than anything else, even more so than greed.

The rows and rows of vehicles melt into the horizon, and even snake around entire street corners. There is this irascible look of desperation on the faces of the motorists, some who have been queuing for over five hours. Along the way, some cars have been abandoned by the side of the road, they ran out of fuel, and the owner left a little note on the dashboard saying so.

The system dictates that these people have to have a full tank of petrol, they are so entrenched in a soul-destroying regime of tax slavery that their little blinkered eyes can only see straight ahead. They live, they die within this entrenched pit of regimented shit from birth to death, never for one second looking at the big picture, or daring to peek from their blinkers. After spending half of their lives in traffic jams, their aimless life ends, and for what?

This sense of existential ennui can also be found in the dead faces of the zombies during the daily commute in the Undergound, as they daily go to work travelling in moving coffin carriages, but train commuters have at least foregone the polluting gas guzzling motor vehicle for their soulless journey, so they should be given a little more credit with their ritualistic automatic commute.

There are a few who do break away from the programming which is thumped into school children from birth, but that route is also one that is fraught with danger, simply because thinking for yourself in today’s regimented society is a truly revolutionary and dangerous act.

As I pass the lengthy, snaking queue of vehicles, I also somehow wish I had a simple life like these people, unencumbered by life’s complexities, a simplistic approach of joining a huge queue for hours on end and adhering to the herd mentality entrenched with such fortitude from birth.

The Matrix is real folks, just look at the queues…

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