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Black People Feel Protective Over Meghan Markle

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Even though Meghan Markle is not black, she uses poor black people for her own agenda of appearing to be a global ambassador for everything black if it suits her monetary agenda. Black people do not realise they are being used by her for monetary purposes. This form of virtue signalling is of course not new in any capacity, and is utilised by multiple celebrities to upgrade their fake public image and open monetary opportunities with charities and other companies that use other people’s poverty for financial gain. Some celebrities even go as far as to go and adopt a token African boy/girl from the African continent to bring back to Hollywood-land to show off to their celebrity friends and prove their fake benevolence to them.

Suits her

markle bio caucasianSeeing as Meghan Markle has a black mother, it is to this nature that when she wants to use the ‘black’ card or the ever useful ‘racism card’ she uses it to her advantage at every opportunity. One only has to reference her turbulent short-lived misadventure with the British royal family and the fireworks created by her power play to rise above blood royals.

Most of her life, Markle was never around African Americans, and her privileged upbringing at private schools funded by her father, as well as her career in Hollywood, was mostly around white people. She in fact labelled herself as Caucasian in multiple online acting profiles during her short acting career.

Whatever the situation, or to whatever her benefit, Markle is a master in manipulation, siding with whoever is of use to her at any point of her money making projects.

For this person she is black if it benefits her, for that person, she is white if it benefits her. With pale skin, she is still accepted and adored by black people who desperately need someone to champion for their cause, and to white liberal people she is viewed as a champion in some capacity, possibly as someone to sate their white guilt, or as an exotic. Whichever way, Markle uses her biracial status as a useful tool to get ahead in a world which is fractured racially, none more so than American society.

The West is at the moment witnessing a Woke ‘awakening’ amongst the bleeding heart liberal whites who decry their own history and culture, and this is where Meghan Markle fits in perfectly. She is a chameleon, a master of disguise, and if her ‘fans’ realised what they were really dealing with or how they had been terribly exploited, they would baulk in disgust. Luckily for Markle, her average fan has the IQ of a piece of lettuce, so she will never be in peril of ever being found out.

For others, who see this person as she really is, to see her exploiting poor black kids in Harlem, or in a township in Johannesburg for her own greedy agenda is truly a despicable sight. Markle is viewed as a black royal, even though she does not have an ounce of royal blood in her, but that is always ignored when defending her endless mishaps and fake benevolence.

One way or another, black people are being taken for a ride, and many refuse to ever acknowledge the terrible truth about this calculating person, who they adore unconditionally and accept as their own.

Why Ecoism is the New Religion

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It is good to be eco-conscious and to respect our environment, however within the last few decades we have witnessed the rise of groups that are rabid eco zealots who will even resort to terrorism and wild disruptive actions to make their point. These are the eco zealots, and their brand of eco consciousness involves breeding terror and fear, whilst invariably hijacking the eco movement for something more sinister. Eco zealots indoctrinate and utilise the exact techniques that religions use to brainwash their followers, creating a strong bond between followers and their controllers/eco priests.

To study the phenomenon of the rise of eco zealots, we must also understand where all the Marxists went. The Marxists supplanted their ideology and amalgamated it into the eco movements we are witnessing today. Overt Marxism was pushed underground because much of the public view of the Marxist ideology is negative, thus it was rebranded and infiltrated the original innocent eco movement. One only has to analyse much of the Green party’s manifesto to see the Marxist policy embedded within the camouflage of eco consciousness.

FEAR

Communism itself can be construed as a religion, simply because of the devout worship and adherence to the supreme leader, worshipped as a living God above all else. The communist state is the religious body that upholds every point of living for the followers who follow selflessly and without question.

We are getting to a point right now that to anyway deny or question the eco religion is to invite certain cancellation and to be ostracised from society. Much like how anyone suggesting an alternative medical treatment to Covid has been treated by all news outlets sponsored by Pfizer.

On a broader scale, most sensible humans agree that we have a problem on planet earth regarding pollution and the depletion of finite resources, however there is no need to join some nefarious creepy group shoving their opinion forcibly down the throats of everyone. We must invest more resources into science to solve the problems of pollution and invariably address the problem of overpopulation, which is the root of the planet’s woes.

Third world and developing nations must be incentivised to adopt mass sterilisation and abortion programs to reduce their populations by over 80%. Overpopulation only creates misery, poverty, war and ultimately the end of the entire human species. Through education and monetary incentives, the global population can be reduced by 80-90% within two or three decades. This action, would be the most humane and non-destructive method, as opposed to releasing pathogens or through war. Once achieved however, population control would have to be regulated on a global level keeping human reproduction at an acceptable level and not rising in an unfettered manner.

The eco zealots of today do not dare address such sensitive and important questions such as population control because they are blinded by their neo-Marxist religion. These are people fighting a cause presented to them by controllers with other disruptive agendas like destabilising capitalism and current governance. Many who join these groups need a cause to fight, they jump from one group to the next trendy eco offshoot.

If humanity does not address the problem of overpopulation at some point in the future, then humanity as a species will be lost forever.

Do You Want to be Imprisoned in Zuckerberg’s Meta Gulag?

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Zuckerberg looks more like Data from Star Trek every time he appears on screen, his perfectly trimmed bowl plastic haircut, his robotic Kermit voice spewing scripted jargon and childish amorphous computer code from his thin grey lips. The little fucker’s certainly been busy since his last project, and he is now building the blocks for his own Zuckerverse, or Metaverse; an all encompassing mind prison for the masses to have their every thought not only recorded but logged forever and if the need be their behaviour altered by shady Meta operatives behind the scenes. No doubt the CIA and other intelligence agencies who have profited greatly in data collection from the beginning of Facebook, will be eager for their next installation of data on all global users of Zuckerberg’s evil creation. There is no way Zuck and Facebook could have grown to such a behemoth level without the aid of the CIA, NSA, Mossad, Pentagon and DARPA.

The time has come, much like the totalitarian tiptoe, we have the invasive technological tiptoe which doesn’t just want to know everything about you, it wants to get into your fucking brain, it wants you to agree to their new terms and conditions to completely control and own your entire consciousness, to own every part of your soul, and of course to beam those targeted ads right into your central cortex, zapping offers that you will capitulate to without hesitation.

Imagine the mines of data Facebook and the like already have on you, then multiply that by a trillion. This data will be an additional gold mine for Zuckerturd and Meta, which will be sold off to the highest bidder for even more vast profits at your expense.

We are already witnessing an echo chamber effect created by the Big Tech companies but it will get worse with monstrosities like Meta, a place where Thoughtcrime will be accentuated under the Chinese Communist model of behaviour modification and citizen points. Zuckerberg and his Chinese wife loves to speak Mandarin and converse with high ranking People’s Republic of China politburo members in Beijing often. Zuck’s dream will be full integration with China, a communist globalised Metaverse re-education camp where humans are viewed as cattle, automatons brainwashed to recite from Mao’s little red book or receive the wrath of the brutal communist torturers waiting with their cattle prods in tow.

Already, we have witnessed various law enforcement agencies utilising Facebook to have people arrested for Thoughtcrime, and in the Meta gulag, it will get worse. You will not be able to do anything without first plugging your brain into Zuckerberg’s mind prison, the old safety of anonymity will be gone. Everything you say, do, think, will be used against you at any time of choosing from the Meta gulag guards, and there will be no place to run once the camp dogs sniff your scent.

This is the Metaverse future you will be given. Embrace the hive mind echo chamber where you will all speak and think the same things, in the same style as everyone and if you don’t, well, it’s to the rock breaking quarry for you to work until you either die or you are deemed useless and shot in the head to have your organs harvested, as the Chinese communist brutes do to the Uighur and Tibetans today.

Police Successfully Halt Traffic to Aid Eco Protesters

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Today was another successful day for Insulate Britain, a bunch of idiots who think that anything that happens in the UK will help the planet when you have the likes of China and India pumping massive amounts of pollutants into the atmosphere and environment per annum. The police successfully halted drivers on the roads today as they tried to get to their jobs or whatever else they wanted to do.

One Insulate Britain protester, Reggie, 79, had superglued his extended scrotum to the tarmac, and was defiant about his right to protest.

“Ooph! Officer, please be careful with your scraping. My sac is already stretched to the limit.”

Whilst the traffic was stationary, and the road blocked for over six hours, a young copper brought over cups of tea for the assembled protesters all superglued to the road.

One of the protesters demanded hot chocolate, and refused the obligatory cup of tea, as another explained emphatically that they only drink Earl Grey.

“We have been hard at work today securing the area, and keeping the protesters blocking the carriage way. We have already arrested three van drivers who lost their temper, and an irate pregnant woman who was trying to get to hospital when her waters broke. The Metropolitan Police, closely allied with Mayor Sadiq Khan will not tolerate motorists anymore in any circumstances,” Constable, Bill Scratchings told the Sky News reporter at the scene.

Protesting can be rather boring, so the police will also be providing tablets for protesters who have glued their assorted body parts to the road.

Ethel Harringbone, 82, from Surrey, had superglued her left tit to a lamppost and her right tit to the road. She was adamant that what she was doing was the right thing to do.

“If it weren’t for the wonderful police help, we would not be able to stop traffic across London for days at a time. Everyone in Britain needs to stop emitting carbon emissions because it will not make one iota of difference when China and India are polluting the world at unprecedented levels. Developing and Third World nations are all increasing their factory production levels at exponential levels whilst poisoning the earth with trillions of tonnes of chemicals and carbon emissions, as well as huge deforestation efforts. That’s neither here nor there, little tiny fucking Britain needs to dump fossil fuels because it will make no difference to the atmosphere when other nations way bigger than us are pumping inordinate amounts of shit into the air and earth! Oh shit, I think I am going to sneeze! (R-r-r-r-r-i-P!) Eaaaaaaaargh!”

eVTOL News: Meet the Jetsons

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The era of flying around everywhere really is coming into the fore, especially when one views the latest video from Jetson, an eVTOL company truly breaking barriers in the industry. Is this the time of the Jetsons? Nearly.

Jetson is a Swedish company with a mission to change the way we travel. They aim to make the skies available for everyone with their safe personal electric aerial vehicle. Jetson was founded by Peter Ternström and Tomasz Patan in 2017. They intend to make everyone a pilot.

Jetson ONE Safety: Race car-inspired Spaceframe safety cell design. Can fly safely with the loss of any one motor. Hands-free hover and emergency functions. Triple redundant flight computer. Ballistic parachute with rapid deployment time. Lidar sensors driven terrain tracking and obstacle avoidance. https://www.jetsonaero.com/

Buy one for only $92,000 delivered to your door 50% assembled in kit form. Flight time is only 20 minutes, and this is the only downside to the current eVTOL craft, they are constrained by the lithium-ion batteries that are presently at their highest technological level. In time, hopefully another form of propulsion which is more efficient will be found, and the cost of these aircraft will decrease. Buy one now, you too can be just like the Jetsons.

Review of Magazine: “Have a Wank” 2022 Annual

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We rarely have the pleasure of reviewing such an esteemed and cultured piece of literature as “Have a Wank” by authors WOTW (Wankers of the World), but here we are, and what a wonderful, entertaining book it is.

First of all, before you open the book, be sure to wear some strong sunglasses, because the graphics resemble some sort of girl’s tabloid magazine you find in a doctor’s waiting room that may cause your eyeballs to literally melt from your face à la the Indiana Jones bad guy at the end of the film.

The “Have a Wank” magazine annual is full to the brim of the usual targets by left-leaning comedy acts. Everyone who is not a Woke neo-Marxist leftist, from the Boris administration to Brexiteers and royalists, receives a wild stroking session from the wankers. Today’s socialist eco-Tories aren’t even Conservative in any way, but that is neither here nor there when it comes to vitriol. It’s the same old echo chamber Corbynista jokes we see with frequency, an almost uniform homogeneity of similar template jokes for socialists and assorted leftists along the spectrum seen on all those back-slapping weekly news shows on the BBC performed by the same white comedian Soho private members club boyos, over, and over again ad infinitum.

All in all, this is a spectacularly well put together annual, and you can tell a lot of money and work has gone into the general template silliness of it. Perhaps you are an Islingtonian champagne socialist, you shop at Waitrose, read the Grauniad and praise the political ideology of Karl Marx at every opportunity, despite living in a £1.8 million single bedroom flat above a bijoux organic vegan food shop on Upper Street where a tomato can be purchased for £4.80 — “Have a Wank”, will be right up your superior wanker’s alley. Stroke away, and leave your mess within the pages, you deserve it.

The Lost Eccentrics of the World Weep at Woke Prison Camp Earth

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We are living in a Woke prison camp gulag PC automaton echo chamber world where all the magic, wonder and life’s unique eccentricities have been flushed away into nothingness. What would the wonderful eccentrics of the past think of today’s insipid puritanical boring world where a little craziness and freedom of expression would be a refreshing breath of fucking air?

You cannot do this; you cannot say that, you cannot dress like that, you cannot write that, you cannot make that film, you cannot sing that song, you cannot drink or smoke that, you cannot mention that person, you cannot paint that picture, you cannot have sex with that person, you cannot say you like that person etc…

Eccentrics like Serge Gainsbourg, Oliver Reed, Burton, Mad Jack Churchill, John Wilmot 2nd Earl of Rochester, Keith Moon, Rimbaud, John Bonham, Gaius Caligula, O’Toole, Richard Harris, John Mytton, Lee Marvin, Hicks, Bowie, Hendrix, Hopper, Marquis de Sade, Baudelaire, Roky Erickson, Hunter S. Thompson, Wilde, Crowley, Jim Morrison to name a few dead unconventional folks…must be all laughing at the complete boring fuckery of what is going on right now. At least they got their rocks off and their kicks before they bowed out ungracefully, living a hundred lives in one life. This assortment of effervescent monsters intertwined within a vortex of genius and madness pulsating with wild permeating vigour metabolising into an almighty globular titanic mess spelling out the magical formula for disorderly unfettered freedom and existence.

Hollywood Actor Alec Baldwin is Shooting New Cowboy Film

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Intense and highly strung Hollywood actor, Alec Baldwin, who is mainly known for his off film violent tantrums, has apparently been involved in shooting a cowboy film.

“He likes to shoot movies. Hell, he likes to shoot full stop. If Alec is not shooting something or someone he just ain’t alive. Like shooting movies is in his blood, but of course all of us Americans love to shoot, so it goes without saying. Shoot first, ask questions later,” the director of the film said from hospital after being shot.

Certainly, Baldwin has shot a lot of films throughout his long Hollywood career, but why is shooting this cowboy film different?

We tried to ask the cinematographer for the movie but for some reason they were not on set. R.I.P

Shooting a film these days is a serious business, it’s like “lights, camera, Bang!” You just got shot, but maybe you might get a posthumous Oscar getting shot in the film you were shooting. If this is getting rather confusing, getting shot in the film you’re shooting is a definite acknowledgement to your dying dedication towards the exclusive art of shooting movies.

Anyway, here’s to more Alec Baldwin film shots hitting the big screen, this guy is a true shooting star who shoots to kill with every shot in his deadly cinema career.

Even Putin Disgusted by Repulsive Western Communist Woke Agenda

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Former Soviet communists like Vladimir Putin know about Marxist ideology, they know about the techniques utilised in communist regimes and how they work. To see the Western elites pushing a communist agenda whilst Russia broke free from it, naturally baffles them. To see young easily led children who have still not developed fully, indoctrinated and coerced to become transgenders or taught to adopt homosexuality for the purposes of the Sovietized green Woke agenda is seen as going against biological nature by the Russians.

The fact is, the new Western agenda is one that decries and refutes biology and nature. Its agenda is ideal for reducing population growth, and although unnatural it should be supported because it is stopping people breeding. In an overcrowded global world, the Western agenda should be adopted by developing nations, and the dream is to import this repulsive policy onto nations and societies that uphold traditional biological stances within their cultures.

Yes, many in the West agree with Putin, however one must look at necessity, to push the Woke sovietized agenda is an imperative, not only to reduce breeding amongst the populations but to preserve the earth’s finite resources which are currently being depleted at unprecedented levels. Yes, the transgender gay agenda is repulsive to traditional cultures led by organised religions, however it should be construed as a method of population control, and nothing less.

The saddest part of the sovietized Western agenda which is currently being pushed with almost a totalitarian fervour, is that Western democracy as many know it of the last century is disappearing. The Woke Marxist agenda is a construct imported from multiple sources, and aligned with the Chinese Communist state, to destroy Western democracy, yet keep it aligned economically with the pseudo-capitalist infrastructure. This is why you have companies like Nike, and Apple kow towing to the Chinese Soviets, because economically these Western brands would be minnows without the production capabilities of communist cheap labour or resources.

Unfortunately, the Woke agenda is here to stay, and as Obama increased its power during his reign, it was the election of Trump which was the antithesis of the project which created such a storm. Sadly for Trump, the institutions of the United States and deep state are firmly woven into the Woke agenda, and try as much as he did, there was nothing he or his supporters could do to shift the viral culture now so firmly interwoven into the nation. The internal apparatus was even so repulsed by Trump, they even engineered the election to oust him, such was their fury against Trump’s non progressive stance to take America back to a traditional biological era.

Now, under the Biden administration we are encountering the third Obama term, as all that Trump achieved has been erased, and the impetus for more Woke cultural shifts come into confluence.

What will happen in the future is now an uncertainty as Western democracy dies further each day under the Woke agenda, we will see increased authoritarianism and totalitarian edicts ordered upon the populations. Freedom of speech and the press will be further curtailed, and cancel culture will increase in veracity. Elections have already been compromised due to Big Tech meddling, especially in limiting political discourse from the opposition, and mass ballot harvesting operations. Suffice to say, Western elections do not mean anything anymore, and people like Trump, or any wild card, will never be elected into power ever again.

We now live in a humourless unkind repulsive West, and there will be more instances of Wokism to kill off any life or light in our lives, along with food rationing and scarce resources, democracy will take a back seat.

Not enough people stood up when the warning lights were flashing decades ago, so this is where the West is now, on the absolute verge of full blown communism, where individual property rights for the plebs will all but disappear along with all other freedoms you once knew.

The Great Woke Marxist Green Reset means exactly what it says.

Why More Game Developers are Optimising their Games for Mobile

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The video game industry is slowly being taken over by mobile gaming, and the mobile gaming industry shows no signs of stopping. In fact, market research has shown that mobile games are set to overtake PC and console games in the next few years.

The sheer popularity of mobile gaming is one reason why developers are optimising their games for mobile, but there are a number of other factors behind this industry-wide push for mobile.

The rise of mobile gaming

Mobile gaming has become incredibly popular over the last few years, and it is not just your mum and her friends who are playing games. Mobile gaming is becoming popular across demographics and around the world.

One of the main drivers of its popularity is the fact that the cost for mobile devices has decreased at the same time as data infrastructure has increased around the world, allowing players to have a better gaming experience for less money.

New mobile technology

Mobile technology has become increasingly sophisticated and, as a result, more and more people are starting to use their mobile devices for everything from shopping to working to playing games. Players enjoy games that feature short loading times, a consistent frame rate, and a reliable level of input responsiveness.

Historically, it was difficult to develop advanced, sophisticated mobile games that played just like PC and console games. However, thanks to a series of new, innovative development tools, it is now easier than ever to optimise games for mobile and come out the other side with a product that is high quality and fun to play.

Case study: online gambling

Online gambling is a great area to consider in this regard because there has recently been an explosion of mobile development in the space. It took a while for online gambling to catch on because of the technological limitations and also because of general privacy concerns that many gamblers had. However, over the course of the last 10 years, the online gambling industry has exploded in popularity.

One reason why online casinos are becoming increasingly popular is that you can now use them on mobile applications such as smartphones and tablets, rather than just desktop applications – and they are just as easy and fun to use on mobile devices. Gambling platforms such as Lotto Lovers are fully optimised for mobile use and can be used regardless of whether your device is Android or Apple.

The future of mobile gaming

The takeaway from the example of the online gambling industry is that mobile optimisation can lift an entire industry into a new level of popularity. It does not look as though mobile gaming or mobile technology is going anywhere and, if anything, it will only become increasingly popular over the course of the next few years.

In order to remain competitive in any industry, developers should be watching the market and be prepared to start optimising for mobile devices.