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New Year New Viral Strains to Look Forward to

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New Year New Viral Strains to Look Forward to

The current Omicron viral strain is a test in increased levels of infection, and it certainly  has worked wonders. The next stage will be in a strain similar in infection rate but which will attack the lungs with more efficacy. The Chinese virologists can work on this with impunity seeing as the rest of the world is blind to what goes on in China.

China under Xi Jinping wants to pave the way for a Greater China, one that encompasses the entire globe, and currently their most important export is a very contagious virus called Omicron, that many scientists have suspected as being engineered in laboratories. Out of all the Covid strains Omicron appeared out of nowhere, and is faintly related to other Covid strains.

The Modus Operandi of the CCP has always been Sino global domination and since Xi Jinping rose to power within the communist country, China has concentrated their efforts not only on building up their military to attack the West but to cause chaos within Western nations with groups like BLM, ANTIFA, #metoo, as well as wokism, which are all Soviet authoritarian communist constructs.

Wuhan Institute of Virology covid19 Chinese military scientists

Since the introduction of Covid to the global human community from Wuhan, China in 2019, the CCP has been watching and learning on how effective the various viruses have worked in accomplishing the goals of the party. Not only to destabilise entire nations, economically but to cause chaos within their infrastructures. The CCP feel there was some success in destabilisation, especially with nations like India, but the Delta virus was not as contagious at the time. Chinese scientists had to come up with something that would spread like wildfire, so they increased the spike proteins of the next strain dubbed, Omicron.

Yes, vaccinations help to a certain degree, however there is limit to these as the medical professionals know, if you over vaccinate you reduce the level of protection to any given virus.

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Go forth and multiply, my dear engineered virus.

In 2022, it is a certainty that more strains will be released and the evil Chinese Communist Party will this time tinker with their Omicron creation to make it even more deadly. The Chinese will then hunker down, shutting their borders completely. Omicron was released in Africa, and Covid-19 was released in Wuhan. The Chinese hierarchy will not make the mistakes of releasing the virus on Chinese soil again. The CCP plan will be to close their nation down completely to the outside world, including exports and imports. This way, the Chinese population will most certainly survive the viral chaos the next deadly mutation will mete out on the rest of the globe.

Meanwhile, China is adored and supported by the EU, UN, US Biden administration, Silicone Valley, African nations, and many prominent industrialists in the West as well as the Soviet Wokerati.

As long as the world is asleep to the machinations and plans that China daily plots, there will be no end in sight to this viral nightmare. There are two viruses out there, Covid, and the CCP. They both want to infect you and spread as far as possible.

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Southampton University – Coronavirus global contamination COVID-19

The Ball is Firmly in Ghislaine Maxwell’s Court

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The Ball is Firmly in Ghislaine Maxwell’s Court

After being sentenced to 65 years in prison, Ghislaine Maxwell is now at a very dangerous and precarious moment. The powers that may have controlled things in the past are not as prominent as they were during Epstein’s time, however to have their name’s dredged up by Madam Maxwell would certainly ruin their unsullied reputations.

Many people of high-standing were associated with Epstein and Maxwell, and they indulged in the delightful fruits offered by the pair to ensnare them. Epstein used to be a Mossad asset who utilised the videos and photos he acquired of important marks to blackmail them into doing what was needed. Robert Maxwell, Ghislaine’s father, was also linked to Mossad (Vananu case), and may have been despatched because he had gone too far. It is no secret that Mossad is the most ingenious, effective and fearless agency which can make things happen that no other agency would even dream of ever achieving.

Unfortunately for intelligence assets, they can sometimes go rogue, or are unpredictable. Not everything is always clean cut in the intelligence world, and assets have to be erased often, as their knowledge of certain operations can be severely detrimental to the agency controlling the asset if anything is ever revealed. Damage limitation is the key rule during liquidation operations.

All of Epstein’s residences had these mechanical rooms and tunnel systems… I know this because Epstein told me,” she said. “These rooms were enormous—bigger than houses. I have no idea why anyone needs so many computers in one room…

There were pinhole cameras to record everything on every estate. The cameras were ubiquitous.” Farmer, now 51, worked at Epstein’s New York home in 1996 before he allegedly assaulted her at Les Wexner’s Ohio estate.

Who is to say that Ghislaine Maxwell was not an intelligence asset? She certainly knows names and things which, if she chooses to reveal them, will be of use to other parties, or the United States intelligence apparatus. She has just been given a 65-year sentence, and is only accustomed to a life of private jets, luxury cruises, secluded private islands and vast amounts of cash at hand when she needs it. To go from her life of luxury to that of owning nothing in a prison cell will be unbearable, especially if she knows she will be imprisoned for the next 65 years.

Cutting a deal will thus be on her list with prosecutors, and the US intelligence fixers. For now, she has kept schtum and played her cards carefully, but with this enormous sentence, she will be wanting to throw down her hand and see if things can change for the better.

On the other side of the coin, there are now many fearful, powerful people who will want Ghislaine to disappear as did her dear Epstein. Just before Epstein supposedly ‘killed himself’, all CCTV cameras were mysteriously switched off in the entire wing. No one knows how that happened, and when Epstein was found dead in his cell, the CCTV came back on. It is thus no surprise that something will happen to Ghislaine, however the ruse of suicide has already been used on Epstein, and it would be too suspicious if the same reason is given to Ghislaine. They may instead make her death look like an illness, maybe a heart attack or even Covid. Ghislaine caught Covid in prison, and became seriously ill (this is the moment they take her away and ‘treat her’). The announcement would be innocent enough, as many people die from Covid every day, especially in the prison population. The key is that the right people will be on hand to ‘treat her’ when she is taken away.

Whatever the outcome, no questions will be asked by either the press or authorities.

Post Brexit Punishment: Vindictive Nasty True Nature of EU Exposed

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Post Brexit Punishment: Vindictive Nasty True Nature of EU Exposed

British drivers are now blocked from driving across France. British vaccines were confiscated by the EU resulting in British deaths. French fishermen supported by president Macron threatened to blockade the Channel Tunnel. Spanish authorities have made the lives of British ex-pats a misery with punitive laws designed to cause maximum damage. A Hundred British travellers were refused entry to Austria over some inconsequential technicality designed to punish. Having the wrong font on an EU form means truckers are refused passes at borders. These are some of the petty EU punishments meted out on Britons post-Brexit by a vindictive, nasty EU that is not only childish but utterly ridiculous.

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The true nature of the EU is one of abhorrent nastiness that has been amplified since Britain dared to leave the EU. Yet, there are still Remoaners begging to return to the Soviet collectivist bloc. Obviously Remainers are deranged masochists who have not one ounce of pride or love for their own nation, if we were in 1939, they would be cosying up to Hitler as well.

When Russia pushes through Ukraine onto the continent, Britain should stand by and not help as the EU is taken over in less than a week. Why should we bother with a European Union that treated Britain in such a tawdry manner? No doubt, Britain would be called up to assist, but why should we? The supersonic Russian missiles would obliterate the UK in less than 6 minutes. With the pathetic state of European armed forces, the Russians would carve through EU States with relative ease.

Britain and America liberated Europe in WW2, but this time, maybe not.

High Tax Tories Compound Inflation Pain

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High Tax Tories Compound Inflation Pain

Chancellor Rishi Sunak is the antithesis of every rule or policy the Conservative government ever enacted. His high taxation insanity is more akin to something that Jeremy Corbyn and his acolytes subscribed to, and it is only going to get worse with the current high tax Tories under Sunak.

Compounded with high gas prices, and inflation in real terms at over 20%, wages do not go very far today even if you make over 100k per annum. One must think about the majority of the population who live from one pay stub to the next, all it takes for them to fall is one or two weeks of loss of income, and they’re fucked.

poverty2 high tax ToriesFactor in the 6% rise in Council Tax to cover the social care debacle, and it is a certainty many will be put in the  poor house, in other words, they will be living in homes that are over valued, but their income will fall short thus leaving themselves options to either sell up or try to find some way to plug the high council tax demands.

With food prices at an astronomical level, especially in London, as well as utilities, council tax, BBC tax and all the other costs involved to simply stay put — merely existing in this Sunak hell is a costly business.

“Shame on the Tories with their high taxation. I will never vote for them again. They have made the lives of hard-working citizens a nightmare which we can’t seem to wake up from,” one man at a bus stop grumbled.

The Tories have not only killed off entrepreneurial enterprise in the economy with high taxation, but they have also squandered pretty much every opportunity Brexit gave them. With Brexit, the high tax Tories had an amazing opportunity to lift Britain out of the EU mire, but instead the UK is still under the rule of the ECJ, and Brussels. The Socialist Tory party seems more concerned with wallpaper than anything concerned with Brexit or illegal Channel crossings.

Poverty And Hunger

How will 2022 work out for you and your family? Well, one thing is for certain, you will be way poorer than you were in previous years, and the pain will continue to get worse. What alternative do Brits have, apart from the Labour Party, which will not only murder the economy with even more profligacy but will increase the woke soviet agenda to unprecedented levels?

If there is an election in the near future, there will be no one to vote for simply because one party is no better than the other.

In an increasingly polarised world, many are being forced to their breaking point, and this may even be a catalyst for more riots and civil unrest amongst populations. You can only push people so far before all hell breaks loose.

Prepare for some very high household bills next year, and commiserations if you have a large family. Many will not be able to service their debts, many will lose their homes, and many will lose their lives, this time from poverty — not Covid.

Cool Business Ideas for Geeks

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Cool Business Ideas for Geeks

If you’re a geek, there are two factors geeks can put to work to build a business of your own: your free time and knowledge. With these two and the cool business ideas this article presents, you can become an entrepreneur.

A couple of years ago, geeks were considered antisocial and weird. They lived in their small dark rooms, often in their parents’ basements, and had no other skill than playing games.

Today, people no longer consider geeks the losers who cannot get out of the house. Many of the owners of famous brands are geeks (Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos). They are examples of successful entrepreneurs who started on this path from behind their computers.

If you consider yourself a geek and want to enter the services market, the following innovative business ideas can help you start your own venture. Let’s dive into finding more about them together.

Production of audiovisual content

lucas-favre-4x-67z_TaGo-unsplashOne of the latest trends in gaming is live transmission or streaming via social media or other digital platforms. Supposing you have production knowledge, you can provide professional live recording services of conferences, sports games, debates, or similar events. You need to invest in equipment for post-production to deliver your clients high-quality content like mobile units, cameras, and satellite transmission.

Creation of mobile applications

With an increase in the number of mobile devices, applications have become the most effective way to sell services and products. 79% of smartphone users state that they made a purchase online using their mobile devices, and 80% of them use their mobile devices to check for product reviews or compare prices before buying products from a physical store.

Suppose you have skills in creating applications or mobile games for individuals or organisations who look for ways to improve their lives or facilitate processes. In that case, you have the needed tools to start a successful business idea. Create an app tailored to your clients and provide extra benefits to stay a step ahead of your competition. A company like Sapio Market Research can help you research your target audience to identify their pain points. Keep in mind that your app’s success depends on the flow of buyers, so create a product that addresses their needs and promote it as the ideal solution for their problems.

Robotics camp

andrea-de-santis-zwd435-ewb4-unsplashChildren love robots and technology, so what about starting a business that addresses young people who want to learn more about programming languages and how to use them in real life. All children who love mathematics will most likely show interest in a robotics camp, where they can learn more about using numbers to develop technology and improve their skills. If you know robotics and other geeks who have similar skills and aptitudes, start a business together. Choose distinct themes for each robotics camp to attract children of different ages.

Teach the noobs

You’re good at one or more games, so why not use your skills to make extra cash? Chances are, you can find new players who want to improve their skills and learn from the best. eSports is becoming more popular each day, and more new gamers are looking for opportunities to boost their aptitudes. Teaching noobs how to play your favourite game allows you to capitalise on the rising interest in professional gaming. You can stream more games via the Internet and digital platforms, so you can start your businesses exclusively online and save the expenses associated with opening a land-based office.

Start a video game podcast or blog

Another way to tap into noobs’ desire to keep up to date with gaming secrets and the latest gaming news is to create a gaming podcast or blog where you share your experience. If you start a podcast, you can invite other skilled gamers to join you for discussions about interesting subjects. Supposing you attract enough followers, you can earn money from hosting advertising space, getting sponsors, or promoting services and products. Your goal is to produce a premium product and create a trustworthy brand, so you can sell subscriptions to your podcast and blog.

Create a virtual or augmented reality space

uniboa-NrMGL5MR8uk-unsplashGamers and people passionate about technology are excited about the idea of stepping into a virtual reality that offers something different from what they experience daily. Virtual and augmented reality games offer enticing experiences to players, but at the moment, the technology comes with high price tags, and not everyone can enjoy it. For someone to play virtual and augmented reality games, they need to use powerful gaming equipment and special software. Also, not all gamers have enough space to accommodate a live or virtual reality in their gaming rooms. But you can explore this gap in the market and offer the public access to the latest technology by designing tools and programs that enhance their virtual reality experience without requiring them to leave their houses. You can address the public with the needed tools to access virtual and augmented reality and enhance their experience with new services.

Blog consulting

Nowadays, blogging is easy, so many people are venturing into it. But not everyone knows how to create a blog, even if they have the knowledge, they want to share with its help. Also, those who know how to create a web page don’t know how to customise it and integrate the needed plugins to make their job easy. You can make good money as a blog consultant because millions of people lack skills when it comes to blogging but want to start one. You can reach them with the help of a platform like Freelancer or forums like Facebook groups and Quora.

Web designing

With the growing number of online businesses, this is the ideal moment to learn web designing and sell your skills. Companies can’t afford to not have a website, and for building one, they need a website designer. You can find clients with the help of platforms like Freelancer, Gigbucks, or Fiverr.

The above business ideas can help any geek take the right steps to transform themselves into entrepreneurs.

Is a Classroom Not an Enclosed Space?

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Is a Classroom Not an Enclosed Space?

During times of high viral infection, restaurants and other venues where people congregate en masse are closed off to protect the further infection of the population. Why is a school classroom any different to a packed restaurant, gym or pub?

overcrowding schools uk coronavirus superspreadersTechnically speaking, a school classroom is still an enclosed space where people are breathing and talking in close proximity to each other. Boris and his government have vowed to keep schools open whatever the infection rate, therefore, this will lead to increased deaths as vulnerable parents/teachers or children bear the brunt of this hard-headed policy. The Omicron virus does not distinguish between business types or industries, it only sees humans in enclosed spaces breathing upon each other. The closer humans bunch themselves, the better opportunity for the virus to spread. Masks of N95 rating are good, but people neglect the eyes, where miniscule water droplets carrying the virus will land and enter the body, multiplying with ferocity.

If you do not wear an N95 rated mask or higher in public, you might as well not be wearing a mask, therefore this is where much of the population fails miserably by wearing cheap paper masks that are worthless when it comes to the virus.

overcrowding schools coronavirus teachers childrenOf course, where children are concerned, they are unfortunately wonderful asymptomatic carriers of the virus simply because of their youthful antibody strength and metabolism, therefore, should we not only safeguard their welfare but those who will come into contact with these superspreaders? Vaccines do not protect from infection or spread, they are meant to reduce hospitalisation or the severity of the virus. Thankfully, the UK is not seeing the same rate of death or hospitalisation as the first wave in 2020 due in part to the mass proliferation of the vaccine program, however the rate of infection is currently at an exponential level, and there seems to be no end in sight.

By keeping schools open at a time of exponential viral infection levels is highly irresponsible behaviour by the current Boris administration. This sort of hard-headed obstinate policy goes against all medical or scientific advice, and is a serious conduit for a major NHS horror show that will encompass any other periods in its history.

What’s an A-level or GCSE worth if you’ve killed your teachers and relatives?

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UK Daily Deaths attributed to COVID-19, APR 2020-JAN 2021

Why No One Ever Talks About Ashley Biden’s “Inappropriate Showers With Dad”

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Why No One Ever Talks About Ashley Biden’s “Inappropriate Showers With Dad”

There’s something seriously wrong with a society that willingly ignores child abuse, as is the case with American society today. Here is a valid account from a woman coming to terms with her childhood traumas involving hypersexualisation and alleged inappropriate showers with her own father, that is completely ignored by the media, by journalists who are supposed to report and protect the population, ignored by police forces, ignored by political leaders, ignored by agencies that are meant to protect our welfare.

Naturally, the elephant in the room here is Joe Biden, who is a protected individual due to being a Democrat. The majority of the American press is also aligned with the Democrats therefore biased and skewed in their ‘non-reportage’. Is child abuse not child abuse whatever political faction one belongs to? Why are Democrats allowed to commit such acts without a single word in the Democrat-leaning media being uttered? Is the hatred of Trump and his supporters justification for allowing child abuse to be allegedly committed by a Democrat and go unchecked?

One can only conclude that American society is a deeply malevolent, destructive cesspit of vile bias and tolerance of child sex abuse.

Ashley Biden was only a child, maybe 8 or 9 or younger, when she allegedly had those inappropriate showers with her dad. Those showers, however many, possibly involved inappropriate touching or full sexual acts. In her diary, Ashley does not thankfully go into detail, but it’s there, it exists, and has affected this woman to adulthood. Wracked by these early events perpetrated by her own father, Ashley has been stuck in a twilight world of drug abuse and sex addiction. As a woman, as a human being, her childhood was ripped from her by manipulative adults who were meant to guide her — NOT ABUSE HER.

To compound the issue, the American mainstream media have stayed silent on Ashley’s plight since 2019 when these allegations came to light. Would that not add to her psychosis, would that not add to her abuse, not only by her own father but by the entirety of American society in general?

Beautiful Card From Meghan and Harry Celebrates Holidays

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Beautiful Card From Meghan and Harry Celebrates Holidays

The beautiful card released from the Duke and Duchess of Sussex in Montecito, California, USA, was a gift to the people for another wonderful year of profits.

Across the internet, the masses positively gushed about the incredible picture card celebrating the holiday season of Christmas and New Year from Harry and Meghan.

The Sussexes have truly come far, and are now celebrated by everyone in the USA and the UK.

“They are such a brilliant couple, so giving to everyone with their words. Just yesterday, while I was vomiting into a bucket, I heard Harry lecturing on the radio about how to act and think. Well, he helped me get the rest of the mackerel out. Thank you, Harry!” Elisa Knowles, from Plaistow, England, revealed on her Twitter account.

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The glorious Sussexes have had an astounding year at the top of the pile, and are now revered in America as America’s long-lost royal family.

Joe Biden addressed Meghan and Harry today after receiving the card in the mail.

“We always wanted a royal family in the United States of America, and what better than a royal couple who are so in tune with communism. When the ANTIFA Bolsheviks take over America, they will put Harry and Meghan at the top of the state pyramid…or something like that, shibado, num num num! Nurse? I need my bag emptied…ooph!”

Globalized Supply Chain Complexity and Other Variables

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Globalized Supply Chain Complexity and Other Variables

Every product you buy has multiple chains of supply, and sub-chains that determine how long it takes for the consumer at the end of the line receives the merchandise he desires. Like, everyone knows that, right? It’s not rocket science that every iPhone is constructed in China with components from over 80 countries, and if anywhere down that multi-layered line something goes wrong, it’s either source the component from somewhere else at huge cost and logistics, or go tits up.

It’s not only the production line that has to think of supply chains but the services that supply the goods in the first place, right along to the energy and utility companies who provide energy for all this to take place, each component in the line needs its own supply chains, and naturally we see that there will be problems if only a single component goes down. Much like a domino effect, the disruption to the system is immense. To save space, some companies even plan deliveries for their production lines at specific times in the production of whatever they are manufacturing. Well, due to disruptions in the supply chains, what happens if that certain component you need to manufacture the product does not turn up? The whole factory is on stand-by.

The empty shelves you may see in your supermarkets could be down to panic buying but also from supply chain problems, and due to the global pandemic, this is why we have empty shelves and containers full of product at the ports.

Each level of the supply chain for any given product or utility has multiple supply chains, all of these supply chains branching out from within supply chains, onto massive chains of supply chains that interlock at certain points, meandering through the system like bronchial passages, or arteries through the body. Blockages in arteries are never a good thing, they could lead to death, as is the case with blockages of supply chains.

This is the ultimate weakness of globalization, especially with the financial markets, where one singular economic event in one part of the world can cause massive tremors to the entire market. From the farmers to the supermarkets, to the commodities markets, the repercussions of supply line mishaps can affect multiple variables simultaneously causing effects to ripple outwards, even affecting the entire system if it is allowed to get worse.

Inflation, hyperinflation and the engineered stock market through the printing of money is a disease that now threatens to engulf the entire economic system built on debt to collapse eventually. How long can the respective treasury departments kick their cans down the road?

The future under this broken fiat currency system is one of hyperinflation, stagflation, and dragflation. There will be no end to the destruction, simply because the people who are running the system are now running out of ideas on how to avert the inevitable. Chiefly, the Federal Reserve of America, which at some point will not be able to service the accrued debt payments for the United States. Increasing interest rates will only increase the velocity of the destruction of the economy, and drag many under.

This may even be the penultimate entrance of the post-consumer era, where the excesses of the past will be all but forgotten dreams. Remember when we had supermarket shelves full of various different products, like thirty different types of raspberry jam, and forty different brands of dishwasher tablets?

The global pandemic will continue, and people who think one day the virus will stop mutating, or will not increase its efficiency in killing, are sadly deluded. Yes, globalization was good for distribution, but as mentioned before, what do you do when half the truck drivers are either sick or dead? What about specialist engineers, you can’t just train anyone to replace people who have trained for years, and gained the necessary experience to run things in the correct manner?

Each level of the chain has their specialists, who are highly trained/experienced operatives within their field of expertise, when they’re sick or dead — good luck in a suitable replacement.

The sprockets, the microchips, the raw materials mined to eventually manufacture specialist rare earth products for the computer industry are all intertwined, and thus vulnerable to supply chain problems.

Furthermore, we may be globalized, but the supply chain can also be further disrupted by border disputes, by wars, and other variables pertaining to political/national conflict.

Folks, this shit will continue for the next decade or so…

 

Poor Boris! He’s Down For the Count

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Poor Boris! He’s Down For the Count

After a series of mishaps, Boris Johnson is down for the count. As is the case in most political careers, there comes a time when one’s luck runs out, and it seems Boris’ mojo has long since departed to better climes.

We like Boris at the Squib, always will, always have, but the amount of shit that has been thrown at this guy is truly astonishing. Okay, some of the misfortune is his own making, but there have been some wildcards of bad luck sent his way. Chief of all is the Covid nightmare, then there’s Biden who hates the Brits, as well as his old mate Cummings and of course Sunak and other assorted vipers waiting in the wings to plunge their knives firmly in his back.

Led on by his new young power crazy wife, Boris has basically parroted every single one of her demands, and after siring two sprogs by Carrie, is now for the moment tied down with this woman. Because of his weakness, he has followed bad advice, watching his previously good reputation and good luck flushed down the toilet.

So, what the fuck is Boris to do now? His Brexit minister has quit, and do you blame the fellow? Brexit in the mind of Boris is an all too distant memory, when in reality it is an ongoing concern, especially with the vindictive EU intent on revenge.

Maybe shutting down the country again will avert some of this mess, however the mess is so vast it may take more than that, plus the Tory rebels will want blood for sure.

There is an even worse threat to Britain and Brexit now rearing its ugly head once more, and that is the war criminal Tony Blair, who will completely eviscerate Britain once and for all if he comes back into the position of Labour leader.

Prepare for war, perhaps, because war is always the great equaliser. The only thing that can save Boris right now is a Maggie Thatcher Falklands moment. War, then a firm British victory would absolve Boris of any previous animosity, as well as seal his image in the history books.

Get the Generals searching for a war Boris, something relatively easy to win yet with a decent newsworthy profile. It’s either that or bow out with your head firmly dipped in disgrace.

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