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WW3 Latest: Putin Sudetenland Ploy Works a Treat

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WW3 Latest: Putin Sudetenland Ploy Works a Treat

As the Western appeasers falter with useless sanctions that Vladimir Putin will laugh at, the Russian dictator simply employed the Sudetenland Waltz and walked straight into conquer Ukraine last night.

Peace in our time?

On the pretext of saving Russians living in the Donbass, Ukraine under increasing levels of ‘genocide’ and discrimination, Russian leader Vladimir Putin has employed the exact pretext for annexation and invasion Adolf Hitler, the German Chancellor, employed when he took the Sudetenland on the pretext of liberating Germans living under Czechoslovakian rule.

As of last night, Hitler, ahem…Putin, invaded his Sudetenland, and we all know what happened after that in 1938. The Western Neville Chamberlains have all been nonplussed at every turn and can only wave their useless pieces of paper in the air while Putin moves through Ukraine like a knife through butter.

World War II was fought against Nazi Germany, Italy and Japan. World War III will be Russia, China and some other pariah states who may ally against the West.

The only thing left to do is to pray for the Ukrainian people, who invariably are the one’s who will suffer the most from Western apathy and mismanagement.

Meghan Markle Orders 16 Bathroom Nuclear Bunker in Montecito

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Meghan Markle Orders 16 Bathroom Nuclear Bunker in Montecito

With that dastardly Putin taking away news headlines from Meghan and Harry, it is no surprise that the impending nuclear war threat from Russia has prompted the exiled couple to build a 16 bathroom nuclear bunker in the back garden of their 16 bathroom Montecito Mcmansion cum Spanish styled villa.

“These are hard times for everyone, but especially hard for the former royals, Meghan and Harry. Imagine all those headlines going to the Covid pandemic and now the coming world war with Russia. This is why they want to be fully prepared for the apocalypse, and we’re not talking about Meghan choosing the wrong dress for a celebrity starred movie premier, we’re talking being stuck in a bunker without 16 toilets. That would be worse than dying slowly from radiation poisoning, or being completely disintegrated in a nuclear blast wave,” brown-nosing sycophant Ovid Scooby, one of Meghan’s aides, revealed on MSNBC.

The plans for the large nuclear bunker include not only 16 bathrooms, but a cinema room and a sauna room. Apparently, Harry likes to sweat, unlike his errant uncle Andrew.

Building will start next week, and will cost over $42 million, which will be billed directly to Spotify and Netflix executives.

Just imagine, if there is an all out nuclear war — although you will probably die a horrible death — at least you will be at peace with the thought that Harry, Meghan and the little brats will be totally safe in their 16 bathroom, gold-plated tap, Italian marble floored nuclear bunker.

Grandmaster Putin Moves Troops Into Ukraine – West Impotent

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Grandmaster Putin Moves Troops Into Ukraine – West Impotent

After a rather lengthy speech about the history of Ukraine and Russia’s relationship including an admission that former president Clinton rebuffed Russia on joining NATO sometime in the 1990s, Grandmaster Putin, the chess master, nonchalantly signed off the independence of Donetsk and Luhansk, formerly Ukrainian territory.

Donbass Recognition

The troops moved in labelled as peacekeepers and the fireworks exploded in the night sky, amongst the empty streets. If one was to watch RT, the Russian propaganda station, the cheering Russian separatists seemed like seasoned actors all cheery and glad that Russia had finally saved them.

Sanctions?

Meanwhile, in the dank West, there was only talk of sanctions, which will be totally useless as Russia looks east to China and its other allies. The American Biden administration have successfully shot themselves in the foot as Russia joins China in alliance thanks to Biden’s idiotic rhetoric and useless actions. Never has there been an American administration as facile and sclerotic as the one’s supposedly in charge now.

With useless sanctions on Russia, there is nothing the Russkies will be short of when they ally with China. As for the gas pipes to Germany, the Krauts better think of an alternative because the Nordstream pipeline is fucked in the ass. This is why the Germans have been so quiet as of late.

Checkmate

The West can only thank itself for its complete mismanagement of a situation that could have turned out way better than it has.

Russia now moves its troops into Ukraine, and NATO is held back by the Biden administration, a collective of imbecilic morons who should not be employed at McDonalds let alone running a superpower like America.

From now on, it’s plain sailing for Putin as his troops have a firm grip on a well-sized portion of Ukraine. It is only a matter of time until inch by inch the entire nation will go under the Russian boot, and the sad fact of the situation is, the West is powerless to do anything or they will trigger off WW3.

Grandmaster Putin sits back in his faux gold-plated chair and sips his fifth glass of Polonium with a wry smile on his botoxed cheeks. Another master stroke, another genius chess move, another checkmate, and just another day in Putin’s illustrious life.

Living With Covid Living With Putin

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Living With Covid Living With Putin

Now that we have been told by the government that we have to live with Covid, we have also been told that we have to also live with the perpetual threat of Vladimir Putin’s Russia invading Europe. Living with Covid is the latest headline that the legacy news services have been told to spread, as they are doing with esurience. Living with Putin, however, is more of a subjective matter, and this can include many things including Polonium, conventional war, nuclear war, hacking, spies, and the seething perpetual fearsome threat of all of those things spat at us all at once.

Cortisol

Contrary to belief, Putin probably does not want to have a war, however if he is pushed into a corner he may have no other choice. It seems that the West has been stirring the shit pot for some time, and enough is enough when it comes to Western NATO systems encroaching upon the borders of Russia. One would say that Putin is justified in his worries about the intrusive nature of the Western industrial military machine, parking itself directly next to Russia.

One must remember that for empires to exist, they have to constantly expand, and this applies to both the Western Empire and Russian Empire. The problem is that we’re running out of space now, as well as natural resources in global terms.

As for living with Covid? This is a purely economic related process, and governments have realised that lockdowns are not good for business. Tax revenue relies on the worker bees busting their asses to pay tax and if they’re locked down, this affects government revenue. Workers must also come back to the offices because many businesses rely on office workers paying for their services as well. This is why there is a huge government push right now to get workers back from working at home to the office.

Norepinephrine

If Covid was a blatantly more insidious virus which evaded any vaccine, and employed a more vigorous death rate amongst the populations, then things would possibly change. The reason for the panic during the first wave was that the virus was comparatively unknown in its capabilities, but as more information and a vaccine have been deployed, the threat has been downgraded. If the infected started to roam the streets bleeding from their eyes, ears, and noses, passing out on the pavements, then the very sight of this would possibly reduce the value of the economic risk. Even government officials and tax collectors do not want to be at the receiving end of such a fearful sight, or their families.

One thing is for certain, and that fear created amongst humans is a currency in itself, and is valuable to someone or something.

Walking Disaster Biden Wants War With Russia

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Walking Disaster Biden Wants War With Russia

The enemies of the West watched with glee and pleasure when Joe Biden completely fucked up the Afghanistan evacuation. This was a sign of weakness they had been waiting for, it was a green light for them to move forward with their plans held off when a strong President Trump was in power. Say what you want about Trump but he exuded strength and confidence; the exact opposite of imposter Biden. Incompetent fool Biden is setting up for a full scale war with Russia.

Now Russia is readying for attack on Ukraine and China is also on the verge of moving on Taiwan.

Biden, an incompetent weak failure, was shoehorned into his role via a false election and deep down he knows he is in his position through lies and not any form of merit. Psychologically, this has created a barrier of resentment deep in his psyche, and he secretly feels anger towards everyone and everything. War and chaos are now his medicine, and Biden is not only being self-destructive towards himself to purify his lack of virtuousness but to inadvertently punish the entire globe for putting him, as corrupted as he is, into power.

The undeserving guilt feeds out into recklessness, and Biden demonstrated that in Afghanistan all too well. This is why we are in this mess right now, and the people who used nefarious means to install a corrupt deranged demented turd into office are just as culpable.

Do you think Putin will stop at Ukraine? With Biden, a weak angry old fool, Putin will not look a gift horse in the mouth.

War with Russia 

If you live in a big metropolitan city, or near any military installations, you need to start thinking about moving right now before things escalate. Putin’s hypersonic missiles are unstoppable by any defence shield. The cities will each take five or six nuclear missiles, and any strategic areas will also be obliterated.

Biden will be safe though in his government bunker, and this knowledge gives him further impetus to go to war. Whatever his reckless evil intentions, he will be safe underground whilst entire cities and millions of people are wiped out.

You and the fake ballots voted for Biden, so you can thank yourselves.

Blithering NATO a Wreck to Be Toyed With by Putin

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Blithering NATO a Wreck to Be Toyed With by Putin

The signs were there in 2014, but NATO did nothing. Putin has been building up his forces on the border since 2020, yet NATO did nothing. Now, it is too late to mobilise a troop contingent to ward off war — if it comes to that?

Putin can play with a seriously sclerotic NATO for as long as he wants, and his demands are met.

Sanctions do not work

Sanctions are a lazy and pathetic way of doing things. Firstly, Russia has enough reserves to last for decades, plus sanctions will only move it further eastwards towards China. Instead of an alliance with the West, Russia will strengthen its trading and alliance with China.

One can only feel sorry for the plight of the Ukrainians who do not want to be part of Russia, as their government has not even granted them decent bomb shelters. These people are stuck now between a rock and a hard place as NATO, which was meant to be a defence force, stands by and watches from afar.

The dithering political leaders of the West are wet, they have been disarmed by Wokism, and are more concerned with trivialities rather than serious matters of war or defence. An emasculated West on the verge of capitulation to its excesses is weak, and easily manipulated by forces that exploit those weaknesses.

Hopefully some within the Command centres are clued-up to this fundamental weakness and awaken those who are more concerned with Woke nonsense designed to create division, animosity and fracture Western society by our enemies. The Woke agents within all areas of business, media, education and government were planted to destroy Western civilisation and democracy from within and every day they seem to be succeeding in their efforts of creating doubt and division. One only has to look at the USA to see how Wokism has polarised the nation, as the divide and conquer mantra always works.

To have fundamentally divided nations within the West is a wonderful thing for the enemies that lie waiting, playing the long game. Societies that are weak play into the hands of the enemy, and the West is currently extremely divided. Wokism, Feminism and all the other isms are ideals planted by the enemy to exploit weaknesses and fracture society, a war within a war, that makes China, Russia, Iran and North Korea positively punch drunk on their efforts.

It is the long picture, the macro that the enemy sees, but it seems the West is blind to this picture, instead of moving with positive force internally, and externally it is caught in the headlights with nowhere to go anymore. To survive in the long run, Western nations will have to find some sort of cohesion, and to not be scared of aggressively rooting out the undermining agents from within who work for the enemy — the Woke agents of communist rhetoric and totalitarian rule.

Prince Andrew Celebrates Paying Off Sex Accuser With Slap Up Meal at Pizza Express in Woking

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Prince Andrew Celebrates Paying Off Sex Accuser With Slap Up Meal at Pizza Express in Woking

Apart from being £7.5 million poorer, the Duke of York, Prince Andrew was in an elated state today because paying off that “ghastly woman” will relinquish him of the trouble of going through the hell of a protracted court case in America where more nasties may emerge.

To celebrate, what better thing to do than a slap-up meal at the Pizza Express in Woking. It’s the place he claims he was at when the photo of him side by side with Virginia Roberts was taken.

The ‘American hot’ pizza is pretty good, but those jalapeños can sure make you sweat, although that won’t bother Andrew because he cannot sweat apparently.

So, what will life be like for the errant Duke now that he is free from scrutiny? Well, sadly for Prince Andrew he has sort of been given the boot from the Windsors and all his shenanigans have been taken away as well. Sans medals, HRH and free first class flights all over the world, maybe he can pen a children’s book like his former wife, Fergie. Actually, seeing as he is now known only for his friendship with dead pedo Jeffrey Epstein, he better steer clear of anything to do with kiddies.

Here’s to Verbier, or maybe not anymore…

Hacking Trump: Criminal Hillary For Prison

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Hacking Trump: Criminal Hillary For Prison

Oh no, when Trump pleaded with the press that he had been hacked, they all poo pooed him citing ridiculous ‘conspiracy theories’, well turns out those conspiracy theories were the truth and Hillary Clinton is now in the eye of a storm bigger than Watergate, Lewinskygate and any other fucking gate that ever existed.

Trump Was Right

Here is a vicious socialist criminal former Secretary of State actively allegedly hiring hackers to not only break into the servers at Trump Tower but to possibly plant false evidence tying Trump to Russia. You can’t get more fiendish than that, or can you? The rumours  of Trump Russian collusion spread by Hillary caused immense hatred and caused much mayhem during the Trump presidency.

Socialist Democrats have been revealed to be devious criminals who go to any length including criminal activities to besmirch their opponents, all backed up by a biased left-wing colluding media spreading the lies.

Bigger than Watergate

Everything is tied to Special Counsel John Durham’s Feb. 11 filing, which has alleged that lawyers from Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign in 2016 paid to infiltrate servers belonging to Trump Tower and later the White House, in order to establish an “inference” and “narrative” to bring to federal government agencies linking Donald Trump to Russia.

In a section titled “Factual Background,” Durham revealed that Clinton lawyer, Michael Sussmann “had assembled and conveyed the allegations to the FBI on behalf of at least two specific clients, including a technology executive (Tech Executive 1) at a U.S.-based internet company (Internet Company 1) and the Clinton campaign.”

Durham’s filing said Sussmann’s “billing records reflect” that he “repeatedly billed the Clinton Campaign for his work on the Russian Bank-1 allegations.”

The latest filing states that in July 2016, the tech executive worked with Sussmann, a U.S. investigative firm retained by Law Firm 1 on behalf of the Clinton campaign, numerous cyber researchers and employees at multiple internet companies to “assemble the purported data and white papers.”

“In connection with these efforts, Tech Executive-1 exploited his access to non-public and/or proprietary Internet data,” the filing states. “Tech Executive-1 also enlisted the assistance of researchers at a U.S.-based university who were receiving and analyzing large amounts of Internet data in connection with a pending federal government cybersecurity research contract.”

Hillary for Prison

No doubt, Durham’s intricate investigation and damning findings have been completely ignored by the Mainstream media, which is heavily aligned with the socialist American Democrat Party. Hillary Clinton is no doubt in a very safe place, protected by the US socialist structures of media and government, despite her alleged crimes.

“Tech Executive-1 tasked these researchers to mine Internet data to establish ‘an inference’ and ‘narrative’ tying then-candidate Trump to Russia,” Durham wrote. “In doing so, Tech Executive-1 indicated that he was seeking to please certain ‘VIPs,’ referring to individuals at Law Firm-1 and the Clinton campaign.”

Durham also wrote that during Sussmann’s trial, the government will establish that among the Internet data Tech Executive-1 and his associates exploited was domain name system (DNS) internet traffic pertaining to “(i) a particular healthcare provider, (ii) Trump Tower, (iii) Donald Trump’s Central Park West apartment building, and (iv) the Executive Office of the President of the United States (EOP).”

Durham stated that the internet company that Tech Executive-1 worked for “had come to access and maintain dedicated servers” for the Executive Office of the President as “part of a sensitive arrangement whereby it provided DNS resolution services to the EOP.”

“Tech Executive-1 and his associates exploited this arrangement by mining the EOP’s DNS traffic and other data for the purpose of gathering derogatory information about Donald Trump,” Durham states.

The filing also reveals that Sussmann provided “an updated set of allegations” including the Russian bank data, and additional allegations relating to Trump “to a second agency of the U.S. government” in 2017.

Durham says the allegations “relied, in part, on the purported DNS traffic” that Tech Executive-1 and others “had assembled pertaining to Trump Tower, Donald Trump’s New York City apartment building, the EOP, and the aforementioned healthcare provider.”

Durham added that data collected by Tech Executive-1 also found that lookups began as early as 2014, during the Obama administration and years before Trump took office, which he said, is “another fact which the allegations omitted.”

“In his meeting with Agency-2 employees, the defendant also made a substantially similar false statement as he made to the FBI General Counsel,” Durham wrote. “In particular, the defendant asserted that he was not representing a particular client in conveying the above allegations.”

“In truth and in fact, the defendant was representing Tech Executive-1–a fact the defendant subsequently acknowledged under oath in December 2017 testimony before Congress, without identifying the client by name,” Durham wrote.

At this point, Durham has indicted three people as part of his investigation: Sussmann in September 2021, Igor Danchenko on Nov. 4, 2021 and Kevin Clinesmith in August 2020.

Danchenko was charged with making a false statement and is accused of lying to the FBI about the source of information that he provided to Christopher Steele for the anti-Trump dossier.

Kevin Clinesmith was also charged with making a false statement. Clinesmith had been referred for potential prosecution by the Justice Department’s inspector general’s office, which conducted its own review of the Russia investigation.

Specifically, the inspector general accused Clinesmith, though not by name, of altering an email about Page to say that he was “not a source” for another government agency. Page has said he was a source for the CIA. The DOJ relied on that assertion as it submitted a third and final renewal application in 2017 to eavesdrop on Trump campaign aide Carter Page under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA).

The former Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe met with Durham on multiple occasions and told him there was evidence in intelligence to support the indictments of “multiple people” in his investigation into the origins of the Trump-Russia probe.

Former President Trump reacted to the filing on Saturday evening, saying Durham’s filing “provides indisputable evidence that my campaign and presidency were spied on by operatives paid by the Hillary Clinton Campaign in an effort to develop a completely fabricated connection to Russia.”

“This is a scandal far greater in scope and magnitude than Watergate and those who were involved in and knew about this spying operation should be subject to criminal prosecution,” Trump said. “In a stronger period of time in our country, this crime would have been punishable by death.”

Unfortunately for Trump, due to the protected status of Hillary Clinton and her associates, even if criminality has been proven, nothing will happen. The entire corrupt US system of government and law is geared solely to the Democrat Socialist Party.

Who Has Faith in London Mayor Sadiq Khan?

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Who Has Faith in London Mayor Sadiq Khan?

Is there anyone there who has faith in slimy piece of shit slug Sadiq Khan, a character who has made it practically unbearable to live in the capital city anymore. London today is awash with sectarian gang related violence, mass rape, violent robbery along with gun violence never before witnessed since the days of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown’s London Mayor appointee Red Ken.

WELCOME TO SADIQ KHAN LABOUR LONDONSadiq Khan, the snivelling suppurating wart on the arse cheek of humanity, said he had no confidence in police chief, Cressida Dick, so the poor woman resigned. Today, London’s police officers have voiced their no confidence in Sadiq Khan. The Metropolitan Police Federation, which represents 31,000 officers, withdrew its support for the Labour politician after Commissioner Dame Cressida Dick was forced out of her position last week. The body accused the London Mayor of “scaremongering” and “undermining” the trust in the police by publicly criticising the force.

How much more paperwork and red-tape does the mayor want the police to be stuck under? As it is, at the moment you can’t find a Bobby on the Beat even if you rob your local High Street bank. They’re all stuck in the station filling in ridiculous amounts of forms and reports because the Left has basically tied their hands behind their backs. If there is one thing Boris must do after he is fined fifty quid for having a work-related drink during lockdown with a few aides by the police set on him by the pedantic remainers and lefties, is to release the police from the bureaucratic red-tape nightmare holding the police from doing their fucking jobs.

Red Tape“You can’t fart anymore without filling in six forms. The lefty commie bastards now send us all off to re-education indoctrination camps where ‘critical race theory’ is blurted out by speakers 24-7. I can’t order a black officer to do something during a crime because it might hurt his or her feelings about coloniasm 500 years ago. Everything we say or do is analysed then broken down to be interpreted in some weird sort of Soviet communist lingo, I think they call Wokism. By that time, the criminals have come and gone and there’s another crime unsolved. This is why we have no confidence in Sadiq Khan, who is more preoccupied by his next woke PR piece for the local papers than us policing London,” one angry police officer may or may not have said.

British police officers should be lauded for being the bravest, most underappreciated police force in the world. Whilst high calibre guns are daily waved in their faces, all they have is a tiny truncheon and a pair of handcuffs. If it were up to the Squib, every police man and woman would be armed to the teeth, the paperwork reduced down to a single note with one tick box, and their right to carry out the law unhindered by anything or anyone encouraged at every turn.

Sadiq Khan, you are a cunt, and no one has any confidence in you anymore, so please do the decent thing and resign immediately. May you be stamped into obscurity and resign in abject disgrace, something you deserve for what you have done to London and the Met police force.

The Woke Soviet Agenda Killing Democracy Softly Bit by Bit

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The Woke Soviet Agenda Killing Democracy Softly Bit by Bit

When lies and scientific untruths become Woke truths, and elections are won by Big Tech Silicon Valley monstrosities cancelling entire political opponents from the internet, democracy in the West dies a thousand deaths. The Woke Soviet Agenda is killing all ideals that constitute the West and its freedoms.

For any democracy to function, history must not be tampered with, science must be science, and elections must be allowed to be exercised without entire political groups being cancelled. The US elections in 2020 were proof that democracy had been all but destroyed in the United States, where even the voice of the President was cancelled by the Silicon Valley lords.

Who decides what is the truth in a digital world where entire historical events are either simply erased or rewritten for the new Sovietized Woke generation?

When a person can define their gender as cat, what does that say for hundreds of years of science, psychiatry and thousands of years of human civilization?

Defacing and pulling down statues used to be the work of groups like ISIS, but are now the staple of the Woke.

All advertising media is now dominated by black people, as is the entire music industry, and also Hollywood films. Black Lives Matter is not about equality, but of superiority. Indonesian Lives Don’t Matter or any other lives anymore. The Woke have found their weapon, and they are using black people to destroy democracy and fairness in cultural representation by only concentrating on a singular race. If this in itself is not racism, what is? The only winner in this destruction of democracy is China, and other enemies of the West.

What recourse do we have now, where freedom of expression and speech, one of the key tenets of democracy, are eroded beyond repair?

The West, destroyed its own democracy from within, and it will pay a heavy price in the future totalitarian nightmare that will unfold. One can only hope that the war coming will eventually increase the urgency to PROTECT democracy once all the fighting is over.

If you support the Woke Soviet ideology you are an enemy of democracy, and you will hopefully one day be lined up against a wall with your communist comrades and shot in the head, for there is no redemption for the sickness and evil you breed. It is what it is. War!

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