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Defiant Iranians Mock Israel by Searching For Israeli Attacks

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The Iranian propaganda show is well underway as some Iranians have been permitted to post on social media sites going on rooftops and searching for Israeli attacks. The Iranian regime has made it illegal to post any news of Israeli attacks and anyone found doing so will get an immediate 10-year jail sentence, but mocking Israel is obviously allowed.

One reason that Iranian citizens are not seeing attacks on their cities is probably because the IDF is specifically targeting military instalments and key infrastructure facilities outside cities. The Iranian missile barrage a few weeks ago on Israel targeted civilian areas specifically in an attempt to create as much fear and damage to Israeli civilians.

WW3 UPDATE: Israel Begins Strikes Against Iran

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Despite leaks of the Iranian attack, Israel has gone ahead with retribution towards the Iranian Shiite regime after their barrage of missiles on Israeli territory a few weeks ago. The targeted strikes against Iranian military targets commenced on Saturday, with a fully mobilised IDF.

Across Tehran, Isfahan, Mashhad, numerous military bases, missile production facilities as well as airfields were struck. No nuclear sites were struck under the orders of the Biden administration. For some reason, the ailing Joe Biden is protecting Iran’s nuclear capabilities and ability to fund their uranium enrichment programs. There is now a complete news blackout, of course, and news will be very sparse in the coming hours and days. The brutal Iranian regime is threatening its citizens with 10-year jail sentences if they share videos or photos of any explosions or strikes. If Israel wants to be truly effective, they should destroy all oil facilities in the country as well. We outlined a plan for an effective attack on Iran in April.

Rear Admiral Daniel Hagari, a spokesman for the IDF, said:

“In response to months of continuous attacks from the regime in Iran against the state of Israel, the Israel Defence is conducting precise strikes on military targets in Iran.

“Like every other sovereign country in the world, the state of Israel has the right and their duty to respond.

“Our defensive and offensive capabilities are fully mobilised.

“We will do whatever is necessary to defend the state of Israel and the people of Israel.”

This concludes our current WW3 update, please check back for more news.

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Democrat Election Control Technique Will Deny Trump Again

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It does not matter if Kamala Harris is slightly behind in polls, or way behind in polls, because the Democrat Party controls the entire system. They control the media apparatus, civil servants, federal institutions, electoral machines and electoral counting stations. The Democrat Party already perfected their technique in 2020 when they managed to install a brain-dead vegetable as president during a Covid lockdown, and covered up the president’s disability for three years before an election campaign debate finally proved what many knew three years ago.

Through the election control technique, it does not matter who or what is your political opponent, because you always win whatever happens or whatever is said. The Democrat Party is now the de facto only political party in the United States and will be from now on, because the sham elections are there for pure theatre and nothing else.

Absentee Ballot Stuffing

Polls that show Trump riding high don’t mean shit when many US States allow anonymous absentee ballots to be counted, and where voter ID is effectively banned.

The practice of electoral absentee ballot stuffing, coupled with the additional factor of allowing incomplete ballot papers to be counted, some of which lack names or any other information other than the Democrat Party candidates box ticked, constitutes a flagrant violation of an election. In Britain, for example, voter ID is required by law, and all postal votes are checked through a Council database, with any incomplete ballots rejected. This is not the case in the United States, and many Democrat States have fought very hard to retain the right to count votes that are incomplete with no voter ID, or voter information presented. Shredding votes was utilised en masse in 2020, and will most probably be employed this time around as well.

No Voter ID Required

Fifteen states do not require voters to show any form of ID to cast their ballot. These states are: California, Hawaii, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Vermont, and Washington DC. The combined population of these 15 Democrat states is 125,027,356 based on 2023 estimates. Without voter ID, this means illegal immigrants let in by the Biden administration solely for the purpose of being shipped to election centres to vote are permissible in Democrat run states. It also means any person can cast as many votes as they want, and there is nothing anyone can do about it, as there are no checks.

Migrant Votes

Between January 2021 and January 2024, the US Border Patrol confirmed more than 7.2 million migrant crossings along the US-Mexico border, not counting gotaways, an amount that is invariably greater than the population of 36 states. If gotaways are factored in to the equation, the number that the Biden administration have let in to the United States would be estimated at over 15 million. 2023 was a record year, with over 2.5 million documented migrants entering the US border.

Many of these migrants were shipped to cities like New York and put up in $352/night hotels, with their primary purpose — to vote Democrat. That’s it, there is no other way of colouring these statistics. They are all bussed to voting centres and schooled on who to vote for, some even have their ballot papers filled in by officials.

Foreign Election Interference

The staunch Marxist government of the UK, led by Keir Starmer, in all their sleazy corrupt ways have also found it in their hearts to send over 100 far-left Labour activists to bolster an already strong corrupt Democrat election skewing team. This is the last line of defence against Donald Trump and will most certainly boost the Democrats in securing an election win.

Allowing Ballots After Election Day

Mississippi is one of several states with laws allowing mailed ballots to be counted if they are postmarked by Election Day, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures. The list includes swing states such as Nevada and states such as Colorado, Oregon, and Utah that rely heavily on mail voting.

All of these multiple variables instance a systematic, carefully planned and organised operation that effectively brings forth a one party system in the United States. There is now no point in fielding any political opponent to the Democrat candidates because they have the entire structural network covered on all fronts.

There is nothing anyone can do about the corrupt system in America, especially if the legal system itself is under Democrat control as well and weaponised against any Republican threat. The Democrats have also created a network of ‘fact-checkers’ on the internet, whose sole role is to gaslight any leaked whispers of discontent amongst the public or opposing factions, either labelling the claims as ‘conspiracy theories’ or just ‘false’. The Democrat Party has thus perfected the election control technique, covered all the bases, and ensured indefinite election wins for the foreseeable future.

The only thing that could possibly go wrong for the Democrats is that maybe some official has a pang of conscience and does some whistleblowing before he is shut down by the gaslighting controlled media, or some of the corrupt infrastructure malfunctions, or enough Americans shout out their displeasure at the blatant corruption.

These scenarios may allow Trump to win the election, but it is highly unlikely. If it does happen, then we will know that the Democrat election fraud system broke down somewhere down the line. Invariably, it is highly doubtful that would happen, as we mentioned previously, all bases have been covered.

Anyway, just enjoy the show, because that is all it is now, a show.

The above video shows an African election worker shredding Trump votes. No doubt, Pennsylvania state officials have denied it is real, and have vehemently claimed it is fake even though it looks very real. According to this site, the FBI have debunked the video as Russian disnfo.

People Begging For Black Friday Deals on Everyday Grocery Prices

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Forget about Black Friday deals on some piece of shit Chinese manufactured electronic junk that will break down in less than 6 weeks, people are begging for Black Friday deals on everyday grocery prices.

Screenshot 2024-10-23 at 11.38.21In the UK, for example, you can’t get a loaf of fucking bread without taking out a second mortgage, and cheese is now an expensive luxury only afforded after months of saving. The plastic tasting tomatoes you buy in supermarkets are also a serious expense, and if you want olive oil, you will have to rob a bank to afford it.

The war against the population has to ease at some point or something is going to crack, and it won’t be good for the companies making huge profits off the backs of the public either.

It’s just not groceries, of course, but everyday utilities and essentials are now wholly unaffordable things that people can only dream about.

What about eating out at restaurants? Sure, if you want to pay £16.50 for a tiny 4-inch margherita pizza, plus an additional £4.99 delivery charge, on top of a £2.99 service charge from one of the evil junk food delivery companies like Deliveroo, Just Eat, operating in the UK and literally making billions of tax-free income from clueless British consumers.

How about if you want to make your own food because you have heard that it is more affordable? Well, you’re back to square one, because buying the raw ingredients in the UK is now more expensive than even buying an expensive takeaway meal.

In other words, people are fed up, and they want Black Friday deals on groceries — not cheap Chinese shitty fucking electronic crap.

Foreign Election Interference: 100 Far-left Labour Activists Undermine Trump

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They have been sent over to the USA by Labour PM Keir Starmer to actively undermine the Trump campaign for re-election, and this time they are serious. With the Kamala campaign failing badly, desperation has befallen global socialists, and the communist ideological spread could be derailed unless foreign election interference is adhered to within the United States.

The 100 strong team of Labour activists are in the US right now, working 24/7 to undermine the Trump campaign. Their specific role is to utilise communist propaganda techniques of constant repetition and mass indoctrination to proliferate the anti-Trump message across all US States.

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“These are professionals trained in soviet techniques of propaganda and disinformation techniques who have directly infiltrated the US campaign circuit and are working very hard to derail Trump at every turn. One could even describe them as professional agitators, infiltrating the US from the soviet UK,” a Kamala Harris campaign manager proudly confessed.

Much like Comrade Leonid Brezhnev sent out his commissars and agitators to compromised former soviet territories to ‘normalise’ the situation and bring various regimes firmly under the wing of the Soviet Union, Keir Starmer is employing the same tactics.

Unfortunately for the Harris team, her record over three years under the Biden administration has been very poor, and the Biden curse is falling upon her shoulders whilst campaigning for the presidency. It is the utterly disastrous incompetency and inadequacy of the Biden years that has tainted Kamala Harris, and this is what the 100 Labour socialist activists from the UK are seeking to wash over, and somehow through the use of well-worded lies convince US voters to vote Kamala.

There are still quite a lot of floating voters out there, and the 100 strong team of far-left Labour activists are trained to steer these voters towards Harris and not Trump.

The election can still be steered towards Kamala Harris in the key states of Pennsylvania, North Carolina and Virginia thanks to the UK’s foreign election interference team of far-left experts who are conducting this special operation to skew the US elections in the favour of Harris.

Man Distraught After Expecting Billions in Slave Reparations

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Winston Smith, 26, from Brixton, South London was distraught today as he was expecting slave reparations’ money from the British government for African slavery over 600 years ago.

Mr. Smith, an unemployed drug dealer on benefits from Brixton, voiced his displeasure that Labour prime minister Keir Starmer had ruled out paying £18 trillion to all black people in the UK for the historical slave trade where African tribes sold their slaves to Europeans hundreds of years ago.

“Bumba clot! Mi did ah deh wait fah £23 billian miself yannah. Mandem, dis cheddar owed tuh mi bikaaz mi waah fi liv ah life mi deserve. Mi even gaan an order ah Lamborghini fram Italy evn dou mi cud nah afford di dep.”

A Downing Street spokesperson said: “Reparation’s not on the agenda for the Chogm meeting.”

“The Government’s position on this has not changed, we do not pay reparations.”

Throughout history, every race has been at some time subjected to slavery, including Caucasians, Asians and Middle Eastern people. Going back in history and picking things out, claiming reparation payments is not only illogical but wrong in all aspects.

Black people in the West are some of the most privileged and entitled communities, given heaps of financial payments and special opportunities from governments, as well as afforded advantageous preferential treatment in schools and jobs through ‘affirmative action’ irrespective of their abilities in order to fill ‘diversity quotas’.

Justice Served: Hero Police Officer Justifiably Shot Criminal

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A prominent criminal linked to London’s most dangerous gang, armed robberies and shootings and many other crimes was justifiably gunned down by a hero police officer, a court ruled today. The criminal was fleeing from the police and was primed to run over another officer when the firearm was discharged to stop him. Ridiculously, the Crown Prosecution Service, egged on by the London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, were pushed to prosecute the officer for “murder” despite only trying to carry out his duty and save his colleagues from imminent death.

The dangerous gang member Chris Kaba was previously convicted for possession of weapons, and the Audi he was shot in had been linked to three firearms incidents in just five months. Gunshot residue was found on his sleeve and balaclava on the night he was thankfully erased from his earth.

This incident should never have been taken to court, and the hero officer should have never been put through such a harrowing experience simply for doing his job.

It is unfortunate that the police in the UK can be prosecuted for trying to do their jobs, as they daily put their lives on the line trying to keep the public safe.

In the UK, only specially trained police officers are allowed to use firearms, and this is another bone of contention that should be addressed, as all police officers should be armed. Heroes like Met Police marksman Martyn Blake should be honoured with medals and not needlessly prosecuted.

Today was a great day for justice, as an innocent hero police officer wrongly prosecuted was acquitted from a silly court case that should have never been put to court in the first place.

Police officers in Britain need guns, and they should be allowed to justifiably carry out their duty without constant threats of prosecution. All officers should be trained with firearms and allowed to carry them to protect the public, especially as gun crime in the UK is at epidemic levels.

McDonald’s Trump “Lovin’ It” As Democrats Triggered

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To see the Teflon Don having fun as the McDonald’s Trump is a genius piece of election campaigning and may have brought a wry smile to most people, but not for the beleaguered socialist Democrats, who were seriously triggered by the playful display.

Far left Democrat voters were disgusted by the McDonald’s Trump stunt, and vowed to never set foot in the fast food restaurant again if the Don wins the election.

Democrats are not known for having a sense of humour and are now so woke that any bit of fun and comedy has been destroyed by their dour socialist agenda which is pushed down the throats of everyone whether they like it or not.

Of course, the Don and his election team were poking fun at Kamala Harris’ dubious claim that she once worked for McDonald’s in the 90s. No one can prove whether this actually happened, but this is a normal factor in any US election campaign, where the lies come thick and pigs really do buzz around big fluffy clouds.

Meanwhile, it seems the Hamburglar Don is giggling all the way to the ballot box.

Think Tank: Importing Third World into the UK Turns it into the Third World

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It’s only common sense and physics. There is no magic involved or amazing theoretical study regarding the huge, unfettered mass immigration of populations from Third World countries into the UK and the West in general. The key factors to take into account are that when an area is flooded continually with populations from the Third World, eventually those areas become the Third World.

Because of Marxist woke theory, it is encouraged for Westerners to hate and reject their own history and generational sense of belonging to a ‘superior’ Western ideal. This is why when millions of people from the Third World are imported en masse, they do not integrate into Western society, because Western society is ashamed of its own heritage, due to decades of woke indoctrination and ideological subversion by woke Marxist propaganda experts. The First World then becomes the Third World.

Idealogical subversion is an insidious technique utilised by the enemies of Western democracy and its freedoms. This technique demoralises nations, starting from educational institutions onwards. After multiple generations have succumbed to the subversive programming, the demoralisation of the target population is complete. This is why countries like Britain and the USA are now ashamed of their own history, and despise their own country, their own skin colour, and even their own birth genders. They have thus succumbed to idealogical subversion techniques with full force, and are essentially a defeated nation from within, of course with the expert skills of programmers and woke influencers imported into the West for this specific project.

One can now be run over by rickshaws in the streets of London, amongst the beggars and tents full of Romanians in the middle of Park Lane as they slaughter a chicken opposite an Aston Martin showroom. The UK also imports people into the country with no checks at all, thus many criminals and terrorists find it all too easy to begin a very fruitful criminal career in the UK. Crime is not only encouraged but is now seen as a respected profession by many coming into the UK. The Labour government recently released hundreds of thousands of dangerous criminals into the public from lengthy prison sentences, solidifying criminal enterprises all over the country.

With public services crumbling, trains not running, buses on their last legs, classrooms overflowing, housing deteriorating and roads full of potholes, these are just some of the things that bring a Third World feeling to a country that once used to work like clockwork. If you are in need of an ambulance after being severely injured, prepare for a minimum of a four-hour wait, and in many instances no ambulance will ever come. You’ve been burgled, they’ve taken everything. Forget about the police turning up or even acknowledging what happened.

No one speaks English in the streets or on public transport any more. Instead, you may come across some well-fed beast of a woman in her ethnic peasant outfit vulgarly shouting into her mobile phone in some incomprehensible language that sounds like a pack of rabid hyenas tussled in a violent confrontation with another pack of hyenas.

Once the rot sets in, that’s it, there is no stopping it. The funniest and most ironic part of this entire debacle is that many people escaped the Third World to come to the UK, only to be confronted by a country that has indeed become the Third World.

Oh dear! A Boy Band Member Has Fallen From a Hotel Balcony

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Apparently, according to the mainstream media, a boy band member and corporate Simon Cowell creation flung himself from a hotel balcony in Argentina after allegedly infusing himself with numerous types of strange powders and other stuff. We never heard of this guy, so after a Google search found out that the geezer’s name rhymes with the words “lame”, “drain” and “insane”.

Obviously this is a tragic loss for the world of music, a huge talented musician has passed away, what an absolute travesty. Let’s hope no other corporate creations decide to go the same direction as this poor guy.

Will the world of music ever survive this loss? Will this boy band member be immortalised in 100 years from now, or maybe two weeks? Who knows? Perhaps, Beethoven and Mozart have finally met their match.

It’s all right for Simon Cowell though because he can now release the definitive best of compilation of whatever the autotune boy band was called and rake in some serious bucks for a brief moment in time. Maybe Cowell needs a new fleet of Bentleys?

This poor boy band member must’ve been a true talent because even the celebrity Katie Price came out of some crucial tit balloon surgery to comment on this poor sod’s demise. It must have really hit home for her to do that.

Warning!

There’s only one direction to go when you jump from a fucking hotel balcony — down. Be careful out there, folks, it’s a dangerous world and bad shit sometimes happens, especially when something like gravity is involved.