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Quiet Quitting vs Noisy Quitting

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Apparently, according to the mass media ‘quiet quitting’ is at an epidemic level amongst the quietly employed. Ever since the lazy days of the Covid lockdowns, some people realised the futility of tax slavery and are missing those days of not getting out of their slippers.

“I quietly quit months ago. It is much more productive I think than noisy quitting, simply because who needs the hassle of finding another dead end job? I look like I’m working at work, and the managers think I am working but in reality I am miles away in a better place in my mind. I do the bare minimum to just get by. Any chance I get, I am either on a prolonged toilet break or an Italian style lunch break,” an office worker from the City told the Evening Standard.

Millions of workers across the country are quietly quitting the daily grind. Indeed, it seems they have somehow awoken to the uselessness of their day jobs.

“You work in shit, soul-destroying jobs all your life for what? It amounts to absolutely nothing, and when I realised that — I quietly quit. I get to keep my salary and pension, but choose not to make a noisy exit that could get messy. As for the managers or people higher up who bark orders, fuck them. The trick is to nod your head yes every time, but do the exact opposite,” another quietly quitting worker revealed.

If you are experiencing some kind of ennui or crossroads moment in your life, sometimes it pays not to be too hasty. Messy quitters are usually losers. The quiet quitters, however, are the clever ones.

The 2011 Kissinger Drums of War Prophecy Solidifies Every Day

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Well, well, who do we have here? Henry Kissinger himself, possibly the greatest living statesman, saying that the West has never been closer to war than now with Russia and China.

We are at the edge of war with Russia and China on issues which we partly created, without any concept of how this is going to end or what it’s supposed to lead to.

No shit Sherlock…

Kissinger may be old, but he seems to still have his fingers on the pulse, and his perceptive qualities are very much alive.

If you can’t hear the drums of war you must be deaf

Our satirical parody of Kissinger in 2011 somehow was a look into the future that no one wanted to come to fruition, but it is becoming truer every nearing day.

The Daily Squib does predict the future, we are given information that we transmit to the rest of you, whether you like it or not.

Sometimes the future is not pleasant, and it is not always happy fun news. We do not thus choose things ourselves, we are mere messengers. We warn of future events, so you can be prepared.

From the year 2011, people have had plenty of time to prepare for what is to come. If you are not prepared, you are the only one to blame.

…a warning from the future.

Functions and Applications of a Robot

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When you think of a robot in a factory, you might picture a big arm that puts together car parts or a machine that fills thousands of food packages every few minutes. Industrial robots are fully automated machines that do specific jobs like pumping, labelling, packing, and more. They often work on their own or with other robots and do not require the assistance of humans that much. This is because they usually operate very fast and could hurt people who get too close. Some people view these machines as a threat to jobs because they do manual work that used to be performed by human beings.

A new type of robot called “collaborative robots” is gaining popularity. These robots are made to work closely with people.

How do Cobots work?

cobotsCollaborative robots also called “cobots,” are machines that are meant to work with people. These machines do more of the tasks that are done over and over again, like inspecting and picking, so that workers can do more of the tasks that require them to solve problems. Since they work close to people, they move at a more controllable speed and are set up with sensors that make them stop immediately if a person touches them. Having robots on the production floor has other benefits besides safety.

Definition of Collaborative Robot

Cobots, or collaborative robots, are designed to operate side by side with employees. In order to free up workers’ attention for jobs that need problem-solving abilities, these machines concentrate more on repetitive duties like inspection and picking. They operate at a slower rate when close to humans and feature sensors that set the machine to shut off instantly when a person comes in contact with them.

Having a collaborative robot on your production floor has several benefits as explained below:

  • A Breeze to Set Up – Collaborative robots are often small and easy to use, unlike their bigger industrial-grade brothers, the robots. Employees need little or no programming skills to operate them. It is easy to teach your employees how to use and program these robots Some companies can even get cobots up and running in just a few weeks. Collaborative robots are unlike industrial bots that can only be changed by experts and take several months to set up.

 

  • Versatile – Collaborative robots are designed to take on various tasks at once. As long as you have the right end effectors, it only takes a few minutes to program packing cobots to do functions like labeling or inspecting. Some bots are mobile, so they can be easily moved to another terminal to help out if needed. They are much easier to use than other industrial robots, which need many changes to their software and hardware in order to be used for different tasks.

 

  • Empowers Workers – Most injuries, like carpal tunnel syndrome, hernias, and back pain, are repeatedly caused by doing the same task. In 2018, the Bureau of Labor Statistics found that almost 39% of musculoskeletal disorders in American workplaces were caused by back injuries or pain. The robots can easily take over work that employees do by hand.

Not only will workers have more time to do creative work, but they will also be less likely to take sick days because of work-related injuries.

Wide Range of Applications

ABI Research, an analytics company, says that the collaborative robot market will be worth more than $11.8 billion by 2030. From $711 million in 2019, this is a huge jump. This optimistic prediction is based on the fact that cobots are being used increasingly in many industries. The company also said big companies don’t just use these machines. Small and medium-sized businesses are also buying units to use in production. Here are some of the sectors where cobots are most helpful.

robots2A Manufacturing Success

Cobots have gained popularity in the manufacturing sector thanks to their adaptability. They do several different tasks on the production floor. These consist of:
Everything is in its place – Cobots can be outfitted with cameras or sensors that scan various product components for flaws.. To make sure that certain components are sorted into the appropriate stream on the assembly line, they are utilized to measure those components.

Precise Tool Handling: These robots are used by businesses to handle process activities like soldering and welding because they are so accurate. They can complete these jobs without any hitches on a daily basis and even after hours. They also make few to no mistakes, allowing you to relax knowing that the quality of your products is always high.

A Perfect Finish: Machines may also be equipped with force sensors, which track the amount of pressure a robot applies to objects. Cobots can give any product a consistent finish with attachments for sanding, painting, and other tasks.

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Suitable for Logistics

Collaborative robots are popular in logistics as well because they make deliveries quicker. They are extensively used in this industry, with Amazon’s warehouses as a notable example. They use cobots to move objects from one location to another while detecting a piece’s fragility and adjusting their grasp accordingly. Here are some further applications for collaborative bots in logistics.

Doing the Heavy Lifting: Mobile cobots may be assigned to transport items along a predetermined path. These reduce the need for employees to lift bulky boxes by hand or operate large machinery like forklifts.

Sealed and Delivered – Like with part inspection, equipping a bot with cameras can transform it into a precise and effective picking device. Additionally, they may create cartons, fill them with goods, and seal them using a gripper or suction cups. Fulfillment is significantly more accurate and efficient as a result.

Collaborative robots demonstrate that automation and AI are not designed to replace humans on the manufacturing line. Instead, they enhance the welfare of workers on the factory floor. They provide workers with possibilities to take on employment that requires more ingenuity than brawn by doing repeated tasks. Furthermore, because cobots frequently perform repetitive and occasionally risky tasks, they help to keep workplace injuries to a minimal.

All You Need to Know about First Person Casino Games

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In recent years, live dealer casino games at licensed online casinos have become extremely popular, and many of the best live dealer games out there today are supplied to the casinos by a handful of leading online casino software providers, such as Evolution Gaming, NetEnt, Pragmatic Play, and Playtech. A new variation of the classic casino live dealer games called first-person games are also now available.

Here is everything you need to know about some of the hottest titles, such as First Person Roulette, First Person Lightning Roulette, First Person Baccarat, First Person Blackjack, and First Person Deal or No Deal, to name just a few.

What is a first-person casino game?

First of all, let’s take a quick look at what a live dealer casino game is. A live dealer casino game is something that you can play when you sign up to a fully licensed online gambling site, such as an online casino. A live dealer casino is something that is NOT open to the general public. Instead, it is streamed directly to your smartphone, tablet, desktop or laptop device from a secure location. Actual dealers (real-life dealers) present the action to you in real-time, and they are the next best thing to playing at a land-based casino.

The outcomes of live dealer casino games are random, just like a classic casino game at a real bricks-and-mortar casino. The only difference with First Person live dealer games is that the outcomes are produced by Random Number Generators (RNGs). This is a mathematical algorithm program that’s used to produce results with no discernible pattern.

Online slots, table & card games, video poker games, and instant win games (and just above every other game you can find at an online casino) also use RNGs to produce the outcomes, and the results are about as fair and realistic as can be. The average RTP % payout rate (Return to Player percentage payout rate) for online casino games today that use RNGs is often anywhere from 93.00% to 99.99% or more.

First-person games put you closer to the action, and although the outcomes are produced by RNGs, you are in more control over how the game is played. For example, when you play a standard live dealer game, you have to place your bets before the timer reaches zero, or you will miss out on that round and would have to wait until the next round begins to have a flutter. With a First Person game, you can take your time. There’s no rush.

How do RTP% payout rates work?

Let’s just say that players have spent $/€/£500,000 on a game over a four-week period, and during that time, those same players received back around $/€/£487,200 in winnings. It means, in short, that particular game had an average 97.44% payout rate for that period under review. The remaining $/€/£12,800 went to the casino as revenue.

What are the best First Person Games to keep an eye out for?

Some of the most popular First Person live dealer games out there today are brought to you by an industry-award-winning online casino software provider called Evolution Gaming, and some of the hottest titles include First Person Baccarat, First Person Blackjack, and First Person Roulette. There’s also First Person Dream Catcher, First Person Football Studio, First Person Deal or No Deal, and First Person Mega Ball.

It’s Getting Worse! Now They’re Going to Have Brain Chipped Lawyers

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If it’s not bad enough having the sharks swimming around ready to take a huge chunk out of your wallet, now some cunt has come up with brain chipped lawyers to set upon the populace.

Electronic brain implants would make lawyers into walking legal dictionaries quickly scanning years of background material and cut costs in the future, a new report claims.

The report from The Law Society sets out the way the profession could change for employees and clients as a result of advances in neurotechnology.

“Chipped lawyers? Next they’re going to chip all great white sharks in the ocean!” one frightened person said when he heard the horrific news.

It suggests that a lawyer with the chip implanted in his or her brain could potentially scan documentation in a fraction of the time, reducing the need for large teams of legal researchers.

This hideous scenario would be quite a sight to behold. Imagine a court filled with these robotic super-lawyers all computing at the same time. What if one of them overheats?

 

 

Salman Rushdie Stabbing: Why Are the Coward Leftists Silent About It?

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There has not been a squeak of condemnation of the stabbing of Salman Rushdie by the left-leaning biased media, which was committed by an Iranian backed attacker, for some very simple reasons

Firstly, the stabbing of Salman Rushdie does not align with the left’s soviet woke destruction of freedom of speech. If they condemn the unjust stabbing of a man who dared to write a book, or say some words, then the leftists would fall against their own censorious cancel-culture dictum.

Secondly, the leftists who run their politically motivated activist media outlets are cowards who do not dare anger their far-left readership or listeners. For them, it would be a true anathema to mess with their soviet ideological belief of ruining democracy, killing capitalism, and censoring free speech.

This is why these woke censors are quiet, and can only utter the words “no motive has yet been established” for the crime of attempted murder on an author. Despite, celebrations in Iran where Shiite Muslims are celebrating, and JK Rowling receives overt death threats on Twitter.

Freedom of speech has been attacked and murdered by the leftist woke ideology utilising censorship and cancel-culture for so long, that when presented with such an overt horrendous act like a stabbing of an author for words he wrote, the left can only watch from afar — silent.

“You are next!”

Designing Tips for Earthquake-Resistant Building Construction

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Earthquakes are among the unpredictable natural disasters. Even the most advanced countries today have no technology to predict when they will happen and what areas they will affect. Strong earthquakes can cause significant damage to buildings and other structures. Since you will never know when they will occur, it is crucial to ensure your buildings can resist this natural disaster.

This post will walk you through some tips on earthquake-resistant building construction. Learn how to ensure your structures are not prone to damage or collapse during earthquakes to protect people’s lives.

Earthquake-resistant designing measures for structures constructed on slope land
Building construction on slope land is more complicated than that on flat land. Moreover, it requires special consideration to avoid the occurrence of landslides and other disasters.

Aside from using an earth retaining wall to provide support in areas needed to prevent soil erosion, it’s also necessary for buildings constructed on slope lands to be designed with seismic isolation systems and reinforced concrete walls. Using steel or cross wall construction and pile foundations is also a good idea.

Including a drainage mechanism

Water that gathers in your building can cause structural issues. As a result, parking garages frequently have double-tee load-bearing systems with a twist that sinks one corner, a phenomenon known as warping. Engineers can create positive drainage with diagonal slopes of no less than 1.5 per cent in the direction of floor drains. Drainage is also essential for making buildings more earthquake-resistant.

Improving the ductility of structures

It is also important to improve the ductility of a structure. To do so, you have to use ductile materials and connections. Ductile materials include steel and cast iron, which can be reinforced with welds or rivets. Connections are made with bolts (welded) or threaded rods (riveted). Reinforcing bars can also be used for improved resistance to earthquakes.
Ductile detailing refers to all factors contributing to a structure’s ability to distribute force during an earthquake.

It includes everything like:

  • Roof framing members that are adequately spaced apart
  • Roof rafters with adequate cross-bracing
  • Floor trusses with proper length/width ratios
  • Wall studs spaced evenly between header plates to ensure that they don’t twist under load during an earthquake event

Researchers have also produced inventive solutions demonstrating that there are other earthquake-resistant materials to consider besides structural steel. One of the examples is the fibre-reinforced concrete engineered by scientists. It has properties similar to steel, which they introduced as an eco-friendly ductile cementitious composite material. Experiments revealed that a 10-millimetre-thick coating applied inside walls shielded them from harm during a 9.0-magnitude simulated earthquake.

Ultimately, there are tens of thousands of earthquakes worldwide happening annually. While some only cause slight or no harm, others result in building collapses, fatalities, and severe economic disruptions in the area.

The above list might not be everything, but it includes tips that should come up in every conversation about helping a building resist earthquakes. Communities will be safer, more productive, and more sustainable when architects, construction workers, and other experts safeguard a structure against seismic activity from the beginning.

No Difference Between Salman Rushdie Knife Attacker and Woke Cancel Culture Censorship

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The appalling violent attack on writer Salman Rushdie in New York state yesterday is a message to all writers of literature in all its forms and is a testament to the immense importance of free speech in the West.

The knife man who stabbed Salman Rushdie tried to silence him forever. The woke censors of Silicon Valley with their monopolies are doing the same to many voices on their platforms — silencing us forever.

Whether you are a coward censor on Twitter hiding behind your little keyboard or some other woke global monopoly company or a knife man or a gunman, you are overtly acting as a censor with NO RIGHT to silence words that you either cannot comprehend or they offended some obscure strand of society.

All literature, all words and all art has a right to be heard. Even if you disagree with our stance here on the right to free speech and write an article about it, we would defend your right to voice your opposing opinion with our lives.

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Socialism is Not One Step Away From Communism

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Socialism is actually two steps away from communism, and not one step away as previously thought, political analysts have revealed.

“For the complete demoralisation of a nation to take place, all education and institutions must first be infiltrated by socialists. Once they infiltrate these organisations, they will alter policy from the inside, and lay the foundations for further political development towards the final goal of communism.

“Socialism is an elementary starting point to indoctrinate the masses over generations, and includes the concept of soviet Political Correctness, which over the decades has morphed into what is called Wokism today. By utilising the cover of benevolence and inclusivity, the virtue signalling socialists inculcate a methodology of totalitarian power and control. These self-proclaimed arbiters of all morality are thus lauded as the high priests of all discourse. All opposition is thus labelled in black and white terms. If anyone dares to oppose the woke media machinery, or Democrat party they are labelled as racist, sexist, homophobic, trans phobic or peddlers of ‘hate speech’. Without any discussion, the opposition is thus cancelled.

The term political correctness first appeared in Marxist-Leninist vocabulary following the Russian Revolution of 1917.  SOURCE

“From this intermediate transitional stage, socialism eventually moves towards complete communism. Democracy will thus be eradicated completely — how can it function in an environment when all opposition is cancelled or silenced? The American socialist party, the Democrats, utilising their Big Tech creations, completely cancelled and removed all opposition on the internet and main stream media during the 2020 elections. By silencing all of the opposition, and any dissenting voice, or questioner, the socialists and their monopoly companies that dictate everything to billions of people globally were able to skew the US elections in 2020 with their technique of cancelling the opposition’s voice. That is not democracy, but totalitarianism.

“Seeing as socialists in America have predominant control over all media in the US, they are thus able to stay in power indefinitely. This will be the next stage where the socialists will eradicate the need for elections. Why bother having elections when there is only one party that has a voice? From there, full communism, and the ultimate goal of the socialists in America will be realised.”

BBC Mourns Loss of EU Directive Forcing Us to Eat Insects

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Damn it, how are we going to live with ourselves now, apparently Brexit has ruined our chances of eating insects for the rest of our sorry lives. According to the BBC, the menu item of bugs is a huge loss for the planet.

The EU planned to force Britons to eat insects while members of the EU Commission and EU parliament would dine on filet mignon is something to be truly mourned.

“Because of Brexit, I will not have thousands of insects, some of them still alive, forced down my fucking throat for the rest of my pitiful life. God, I hate Brexit!” one man who read the horrendous news quipped.

eu insect food directive

EU INSECT DIRECTIVE APPROVAL

One guy who enjoys eating insects in the EU parliament was licking his lips that because of Brexit Brits will now not be forced to eat cockroaches.

Guy Verhofstadt told Euronews on Monday: “To crunch on the hard shell of an insect until the guts ooze out is a most enjoyable dining experience for me. I particularly love the feeling of the insects still moving when I swallow them. Joyous! Praise the EU! If the stinking Brits and their Brexit don’t want to eat insects. More for me! Yummy!”