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Meghan Markle Tears For Lost Netflix Queen Opportunities

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Meghan Markle Tears For Lost Netflix Queen Opportunities

One thing that struck most genuine mourners during the Queen’s prolonged funeral ceremony was the sight of Meghan Markle supposedly weeping for the Queen.

Here was a calculating grifter who doesn’t move a finger unless it is worth her while supposedly crying for the dead Queen. Some people were actually fooled by this display, but the majority of folk saw it for what it really was.

“Meghan Markle only cries for herself. Here was a calculating narcissistic grifter who had ordered Harry to ghost the Queen despite the couple being in Britain for their impromptu Netflix visit. She was constantly playing the Queen for a fool, causing the regent great heartache. She would use her children as weapons to get what she wanted, and wilfully withheld contact with the ageing monarch to hurt her for what Meghan perceived she had done wrong. Even though Harry adored his grandma, he was ordered by the harridan to stay away from her and William. Prince Charles even offered a meeting during the most recent visit before the Queen’s death, but Meghan ordered Harry to ghost his own dad as well. She does not understand how these things can be so hard for people with genuine feelings, as Meghan has never had a genuine feeling in her life. Her black, cold heart is only there for monetary success and the acquisition of power,” Rupert Fetherington-Smythe, a celebrated royal historian and commentator, revealed on Sky News.

Meghan’s tears were therefore for herself, as usual. With the death of the Queen, she has lost multiple opportunities to be filmed with a kind old lady who she manipulated with ease in her advancing years.

Netflix executives were scrambling to somehow repair the damage to the ill-fated nonsensical series they had been duped into dishing out millions of dollars, as the sudden death of the Queen means there may be some serious changes to the royal family now that King Charles III is in charge.

Men’s Fall Fashion 2022 | What to Wear & What to Avoid

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Men’s Fall Fashion 2022 | What to Wear & What to Avoid

As we move from summer to the colder months, our wardrobe should seamlessly follow suit. Even though the weather dictates warmer clothes, sartorial style can still be easy to follow during the fall.

The 2022 fall season for men is all about outdoor active, luxe fabrics, versatile layering, and cosy knits. To keep looking fresh this fall, read our guide on what to wear and what to avoid when the weather starts to cool.

What to wear

With shorter nights, cooler temperatures, and crisp days, fall is the perfect time to transition your wardrobe and create your look for the winter months ahead. The key trends of the 2022 fall season are focused on easy-wear pieces that will give the stylish man about town a cool edge. Here are the key fall 2022 looks that are a must for any man’s wardrobe.

Leather

Luxe fabrics embody the richness of the fall and there’s no better seasonal material than high-quality leather. The catwalks showcasing the 2022 fall season were awash with super-soft leather as well as vegan leather alternatives.

Taking centre stage, the classic leather jacket is set to be a key staple for fall 2022. Bring your wardrobe easily up to date with a beautifully cut leather bomber jacket that works with both casual styles and more formal tailoring. Or, add a vintage edge to your look with a retro-style biker jacket, brought into 2022 with a more sculpted fit.

Knitwear

Knitwear is synonymous with fall and winter. A versatile piece, it can be dressed up or down, layered, or worn as an over garment to create a cosy look all of your own. This fall, opt for finer knit polos or the classic roll neck, teamed with tailored chinos for an easy-wear smart-casual look. Or, channel cool geek style by teaming a sleeveless sweater vest with a long-sleeved shirt.

The blazer

men's fall fashionA strong look for spring/summer 2022, the blazer remains an investment piece for the new season, transformed into flattering tailored designs featuring rich and heavier fabrics. Think plaid, herringbone, tweed, and wool – there’s plenty of inspiration in Italist’s men’s designer sale.

Hot for the fall is the double-breasted blazer which adds sartorial chic to a pair of dark jeans or khakis. Or opt for the simple tailoring of a form-fitting single-breasted jacket, in a warm neutral colour that can be dressed up or down.

Go bold

As the brightness of summer fades into the muted shades of fall and winter, the 2022 wardrobe doesn’t need to follow suit. The trick to getting bold colour right during the cooler seasons is to opt for rich rather than the more garish shades. Jewel colours inspired by the fall, such as crimson, gold, purple and green, stand out as the shades to incorporate into your look.

For inspiration, opt for solid colour single pieces such as a peacoat or trench coat to make your outfit pop. You can also look for separates in statement patterns and graphic designs, paired with more muted grey, navy, or earthy tones.

What to avoid

The fall 2022 season for men features highly wearable pieces which can be tailored to suit any occasion. However, to achieve the look, there are some things you need to avoid.

Going sockless

A prevailing trend that was once again popular during spring and summer 2022, the fall is now the time to ditch the sockless look. Going sans socks gives an unconstructed feel to any outfit and has been a popular feature of the smart-casual style. But with the cooler weather, the time is now right to put away those ankles and reclaim your love for knitted sock wear.

Work from home slouchy

fall fashionWhile cooler weather can make you nostalgic for slouchy home working fashion, this fall the focus is on a more put-together look. This means those old, faded sweatpants and hoodies no longer make the sartorial cut.

Instead, focus on quality loungewear in luxe fabrics, smart sweatpants, premium knitwear, and relaxed tailoring for separates such as shirts, and jackets.

Oversized sneakers

A more streamlined look is in order for fall 2022, so swap out those ‘look at me’ oversized sneakers and opt for a sleeker silhouette. Court sneakers, as seen in Balmain’s FW 2022 collection, are the perfect balance of casual and confident footwear this fall.

Fast fashion

Investment pieces that are not only good to look at but are a joy to wear, more sustainable, and made to last are the staple of any fall season must-have list, which means replacing fast fashion with well-made, high-quality items to create the ultimate capsule wardrobe.

With the right ‘timeless’ pieces, you can make your investment last, taking you seamlessly from autumn into winter, and beyond.

Queen Coffin Queue: Britons Sure Love Their Queues

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Queen Coffin Queue: Britons Sure Love Their Queues

According to the news, there is now a six-hour wait to join an eight-hour queue to join a final fourteen-hour queue to see the Queen’s casket lying at Westminster Hall.

Testament to British Order and Honour

“Queuing in an orderly fashion is actually a British pastime, a tradition that we uphold with pride,” one woman said as she stood in line in her soaked clothes.

Despite the fact that the Queen’s coffin is being displayed on all channels constantly and for the past two days broadcast all over the world, such is the dedication of the ordinary British citizens that they will endure anything to view her coffin up close.

“Us Brits, we’re a breed apart. For example, you can foist any indignity upon us, tax us to hell and back, take away everything we own, we will simply smile and have another cuppa. It’s all about that stiff upper lip, innit?” one man said in the 10-mile queue, before taking out his flask and pouring another cup of tea.

Perhaps it is testament to this Blitz Spirit that Britain has endured for so many centuries and just keeps going.

No doubt, Queen Lizzy is looking upon this queue mania from her fluffy cloud above and nodding her jewelled head with supreme appreciation to the peasants of the realm and their total devoted dedication to her dutiful reign.

Obama Objects to Migrants in His Martha’s Vineyard Backyard

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Obama Objects to Migrants in His Martha’s Vineyard Backyard

To see champagne socialist virtue signallers who in theory invite entire populations of poor South Americans into the United States suddenly voice their displeasure as thousands of migrants are bussed into their exclusive neighbourhood of Martha’s Vineyard, is a hypocritical sight to behold.

One has to understand that diversity only works for champagne socialists when it is as far away from their place of residence as possible.

Obama once stated during his long presidency: “America is—and always has been—a nation of immigrants. Throughout our history, immigrants have come to our shores in wave after wave from every corner of the globe. Every one of us, unless we’re Native American, has an ancestor who was born somewhere else. That’s what makes America special. That’s what makes us strong. The basic idea of welcoming immigrants to our shores is central to our way of life. It is in our DNA.”

Funny how what Obama said, and how he really feels when a huge quantity of extremely poor and needy stinky migrants are shipped into his backyard by Florida governor Ron DeSantis, sums up the hypocrisy that bleeds from these virtue signallers. Diversity, is something that must be kept in areas of extreme poverty and deprivation, so it stays there. To ship in thousands of migrants into Martha’s Vineyard is a crime to the socialist Marxist champagne swillers who can afford immaculately manicured lawns, swimming pools, tennis courts and fleets of expensive cars.

May hypocrisy reign…

Joy as Biden Approval Rating Finally Rises

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Joy as Biden Approval Rating Finally Rises

Democrats have been celebrating as Joe Biden’s approval rating has finally risen by 0.003112% to 28% amongst Americans.

No one of course mentioned the disapproval rating in far-left socialist media outlets, which has increased to 72% from 65% in August.

“This is a positive shift in Biden’s tenure. The stock market is falling daily, sometimes by over 2,000 points per day, and huge increases in food inflation are hurting ordinary American families. CPI is soaring by over 8%, food inflation is over 13.5%, core consumer prices up by 6.5% and real average earnings down by over 2.8%. Job losses are increasing daily, and the Big Tech companies who engineered Biden’s elections have seen their stock prices decimated, losing trillions of dollars,” Nelson Bruhah, CNN anchor, hailed.

“One thing Joe has not lost though is his ability to sniff. He still loves smelling and snuggling up to unsuspecting victims like young children and Senator’s wives,” a White House aide revealed on MSNBC.

Here’s to the 2024 ticket…

Anti-monarchists and Republicans Should Be Allowed to Protest Freely

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Anti-monarchists and Republicans Should Be Allowed to Protest Freely

Although in bad taste due to the recent death of the Queen, in the interests of free speech and the right to protest, anti-monarchists and Republicans should be afforded the right to put forward their message without punishment.

A 22-year-old woman was arrested after holding up an anti-monarchy placard in Edinburgh on Sunday and was subsequently charged ‘in connection with a breach of the pace’.

The sign, which read ‘Fuck Imperialism, Abolish Monarchy’, could be seen amongst the crowd who had turned out to hear King Charles be formally proclaimed monarch.

This sort of heavy-handed action should never be carried out on anyone who is simply displaying their opinion about any given subject.

As long as events are peaceful with no violence, there is no need for policing when it comes to expressing the right to protest.

If it Was Not Posted On Social Networks Did it Actually Ever Happen?

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If it Was Not Posted On Social Networks Did it Actually Ever Happen?

Many people are irreversibly connected to their smart devices, whether it is their smart phones on the go or their Alexa listening devices at home, never before have humans been so connected to technology.

You may have 30 million followers, and 10 million subscribers, but does that mean you are a better human being than someone who has five or ten real friends in the physical world?

Of course, inherently technology is not a bad thing, however with this level of overall control, will there ever be a way back?

social networksSubsequently, all of this recording of all human activity feeds into the question of privacy and the need for some humans to only measure the worth of anything by the amount of hits, or replies they get when posting their latest life’s event on the digital meat grinder social networks.

“If I do not post my latest achievement or thought on the internet, then it might as well have not happened,” a heavy social network user revealed.

People have now been completely reprogrammed to seek constant validation from others. Their entire self-worth is thus a victim of ‘likes’ from strangers on the digital platforms designed specifically to exploit humans as if they are mere rats in a laboratory experiment.

shackled to tech“Before the internet, there was little or no noise from a structure that taps into the collective human mind. If you are old enough to remember the quieter, slower pace of life before the internet, you will know that one was afforded not only peace, some modicum of privacy as well as time to consider concepts intricately without external noise. Consider the music that was created before the internet, the albums were complete focused works, the creative milestones achieved by those artists will never be achieved ever again in human history because they did not have the insisting noise of the internet raining crap on them every day and every night. Within the creative field, purity of thought has now been forever lost. In essence, every point of human thought has been subverted, and limited to a point of destruction,” one man revealed.

Go off grid then, if you hate the digital mind prison so much, is the usual retort. Yes, of course one can go and live away from it all, but that would mean a life that essentially does not exist and which cannot function within any system of today or the future. To purchase things, to use banking, finance, bills, tax, vote, everything is now digital. You just can’t get away from it, even if you try.

New “Trans-Hulk: High School Janitor” Series Hits Screens in December

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New “Trans-Hulk: High School Janitor” Series Hits Screens in December

If anyone has ever had the misfortune to watch a few minutes of She-Hulk Attorney at Law will confess, to have your eyeballs shaved with a rusty razor blade and your mouth force-fed fresh lava from a newly erupted volcano would be preferable.

We had The Hulk, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, now the creators of this terrible mess have come up with Trans-Hulk: High School Janitor.

The new Marvel character is a janitor at a Los Angeles High School where ‘they’ conducts ‘their’ daily duties like changing light bulbs and mopping floors.

“I am thrilled by this news about Trans-Hulk. Thank you, Marvel, for being so inclusive. I actually watched the pilot episode where Trans-Hulk pushes an entire wet mop up the ass of a transphobic High School senior taunting ‘them’ while ‘they’ were mopping the gym floor,” Marvel super fan, Arty Quint, 18, from Los Angeles, revealed at a recent Comic Con meeting.

Producer, Janine Butcher, revealed to Hollywood Week that the series will bring trans issues to more children, and that is her ultimate goal.

“I used to be a man myself, but now I am a full woman. I had my male genitals completely removed so that I could be a woman. If anyone says I ain’t a woman I will beat the living shit outta you. Raaaaaawr! We want more naive, innocent kiddies to mutilate their bodies after being persuaded by people like me.”

Trans-Hulk: High School Janitor will hold its world premiere at El Capitan Theatre in Los Angeles on December 15, 2022. The series will debut on Disney+ on December 18, 2022, and will consist of nine episodes, concluding on February 13 2023.

King Charles III Orders All Leaky Fountain Pens to Be Decapitated

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King Charles III Orders All Leaky Fountain Pens to Be Decapitated

“It’s those blasted leaky fountain pens!” The newly appointed King Charles III ranted as another ink blot splatted across his immaculately presented white shirt.

“Camilla, look at this bloody thing! I hereby decree as King of this realm that all fountain pens are taken to the Tower of London and summarily decapitated!” Charlie shouted, shaking with indignant anger.

Charles Ink Rage

WHSmiths worker, Nibby Blots, 25, from Kingston Upon Hull, emphatically agreed with the king’s sentiments.

“We have to sell these things with a smile on our face. Customers keep returning them, and they don’t have a smile on their face…(dealing with new customer) Would you like a 20p plastic bag, sir?”

Blot on the Landscape

Camilla, always the battle horse, dealt with the blotty nightmare with ease.

“Look, I signed the book. One has to position the pen at a certain angle to allow the ink to flow freely and write with ease without blotting.”

All is otherwise well in the Kingdom.

Facebook to Unjustly Delete Daily Squib Account

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Facebook to Unjustly Delete Daily Squib Account

We have just been informed, with no recourse or reason, Facebook will delete our account by September 27.

We have tried numerous times to contact the staff of Facebook to get some information, and to show we are a legitimate satirical news website, but countless times there has not been any reply. There is no one to phone, and emails sent are from NOREPLY addresses.

Treated like criminals for simply writing proper satire, we are now also blocked from accessing our account or posting.

The Daily Squib was on Facebook for 12 years.

We would sincerely like to extend our apologies to our followers on that account. If you would please bookmark the Daily Squib https://www.dailysquib.co.uk you can check out our daily articles, and all the others from past history.

The timing to coincide with the Daily Squib’s publication of its Anthology on October 1 is curiously suspicious, but it showcases another injustice where real Juvenalian satire is punished within a climate that is clearly becoming more Orwellian by the day.

In light of the news received today, you can support the Squib and true satire by buying our book. It would make a great Xmas stocking filler, or alternatively leave it in the bathroom in case you ever run out of TP.

Therefore, thank you for cancelling the Daily Squib off your platform, Facebook. To the faceless people behind your exploitative intelligence gathering tool…your Facebook name puts forward a misleading impression that it has a face — in reality it has none.

UPDATE – 30 September

For some reason, our account is still up, and we are now even allowed to post articles on there. This may change at any moment, as we have not received any more threatening emails from FB.

Ongoing…

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