Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught bating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.
“The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his ‘O’ face. That’s when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted,” Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.
The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person’s body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a naughty movie. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers.
“What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It’s up to you, the ball’s in your park,” head of the TSA’s scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.
Anyone who allows them to touch their children or themselves is a coward.
You might as well bend over right now.
If youve been through a checkpoint anf they touched your goods, then youre a coward right there.
You aint fit to be called an American.
No TRUE AMERICAN WOULD LET THIS HAPPEN.
See, IM ANGRY RIGHT NOW AND I WANT ALL U COWARDS WHO ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN TO BE ANGRY TOO.
If they want to call me a terrorist for writing this ..
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It’s up to you, the ball’s in your park, head of the TSA’s scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.
Is Mr. Schroeder an certifiable idiot or simply poses as one! What a comment. What an IDIOT! I’ll tell you, tehy will get me out of the airport in handcuffs if any of these PERVERTS touches any of my children! I WILL GUARANTEE IT!
IF ANY TSA PERVERT WATCHES OR TOUCHES MY CHILDEN IM GONNA MAKE A STORM UP IN DA AIRPORT YALL BETTER WATCH OUT.
Their just doing this to see how much Americans can take. Looks like everyones eccepting it without any worries.
don’t believe the corporate media.
did he splooge all over the screen?
For those of you wanting to blame Obama for the scanners here’s a little lesson in Tech and History. Those scanners have been in development for over 10 years as directed by the Bush Administration. They didn’t just get invented 6 months ago.
How do you know you are ugly or old? When no TSA screener masturbates when you walk through.
look its more an xray not a thermal camera, and if those retardes are misusing this tech. then they need to be fired and publicly humiliated in front of the people and thats how its done. and guess what we need these scanners cause those rage heads are coming up with ways to beat medal detectors so we need them.
I’m embarrassed to be American. What a shame that our country has stooped to this level. What are the people going to be asked to do next?
Scanners and patdowns are a small step to tyranny.
We live in the land of the free? I say nay, we live in a land where no one has the guts to stand up for their rights anymore.
Are you people even human or just sheeple ready for the slaughter
Nobody even cares anymore, stop talking and do something. I bet you all fly on the planes and shut up when they molest your daughter in front of you.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin February 17, 1775
You idiots voted for Obama this is what you get. There’s your punishment write there.
Dang they should bring in Sharia law in the US. If this happened in Saudi Arabia they’d chop his balls off.
Muslims don’t accept this shit so WHY ARE WE?!?!?!?!?!?
My fellow Americans:
Are you all that dumb? If so, please congregate in Kansas so we can adequately contain the stupid.
It’s all, as Kipling once put it, a fraud of monstrous size. Former Homeland Security Head Michael Chertoff is the guy who set the TSA down the invasive body scanner road. Guess who’s now selling the devices to the TSA? If you guessed Michael Chertoff, no prizes. _He’s_ the one who’s still getting the gold ring.
You don’t see Obama putting his daughters through a scanner.
Dump your airlines stock and boycott airports until all the scammin’ scanners and nasty gloves go away. In fact, boycott until they get rid of the idiotic shoe xray as well. Metal detectors are enough of a hassle.
where are the pictures? 😉
The big bad wolf in the mountains as got to be laughing his ass off. He finally has the infidels right where he wants them…sticking their fingers up each others’ butts and fondeling children. What a PR coup. Hollywood could not have done better.
WE SHOULD ALL BOYCOT THE AIRLINES. THEN ALL OF THIS WOULD STOP!
What happened to Americans? You’re all a bunch of pussies whining about it. Don’t you have any balls anymore? I always thought you were a proud nation.
WTF Is wrong with you why do you guys take it? Why do you accept what they’re doing to you? I’m a Brit and I accept my country is finished and the people are all cowards but I thought better of you yanks. I really did. You are lost if you accept wat their doing to you.
Don’t become like the UK please.
If anyone touches my cock apart from my wife I will punch u in the fucking face.
That’s why i ain’t flying anymore
So un-bunch your panties lofl.
4th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
The Pat-Downs also violate California Penal Code Section 243.4: (e) (1) defines misdemeanor sexual battery as the non-consensual touching of the intimate part of another for (1) sexual arousal, (2) sexual gratification, or (3) sexual abuse…. (touches means physical contact with another person, whether accomplished directly, through the clothing of the person committing the offense, or through the clothing of the
Rodney Schroder said it all with his comment/question .
What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It’s up to you, the ball’s in your park, head of the TSA’s scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.
The answer is total profiling of all Arabic men women and children, and any and all persons coming from or passport holders from Islamic Nations!
They know the right thing to do, but have PC cowards making the management decisions, based on more fear from the ACLU than from being right!!
Scanners – All of this is a set up for the unions to get a new crop of workers to fill their coffers with dues…oh, and to put yet another nail in our economic coffin…..
Their gonna bring scanners in on trains ports and courthouses now.
You all still gonna sit around and bullshit then?
Wht dont u all just go shopping and forget about it
This terrorist crap is getting really out of hand! A great man once said, a person who gives up his freedom for safety deserves neither. The only major case of terrorism on airplanes in the US so far was 9/11 over a decade ago! And lets face it, that crime wasn’t committed with bombs, it was committed with small razor blades! Hell, anyone with a martial arts education would have done a better job then those guys did, so when are they going to start hand cuffing us before boarding huh? We don’t go through this crap with busses and they are just as potentially dangerous. I think people have lost sight of the big picture here. I mean really, if air travel is so dangerous, why isn’t it outlawed? God knows I would rather drive anywhere these days, if for no other reason then to
What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It’s up to you, the ball’s in your park, head of the TSA’s scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.
1. This guy is head of a gov’t agency? Even one like the TSA, that’s scary.
2. When was the last time they caught someone bound on blowing us up at 30,000 feet.
3. And finally, were those girls in Denver GD Arabs? In fact, are most of the people who are harassed by the TSA Arabs bound to blow us up? Time for profiling.
I guess that is the price we have to pay to travel in this modern world,i don’t like being seen naked but then its not life threatening is it and you get used to it and just remember that you havn’t got anything that other people havn’t except for variations in size and colour.Your mind is a powerful tool so use that to protect yourselves from nudity issues believe me it does work.Life is nice be happy.
I really don’t see your problem.
This is what you get, when you vote for conservatives or democrates. If you don’t like this development to a survaillance state, then inform yourself about the pirate party and vote for it, like it’s done in other countries all over the world since 2006. It’s an officially registered and vote-able political party against lost of civil rights life privacy. In sweden they acchieved over 7 % for EU parliament and are represented there now.
I think our privacy is being totally evaded by these airport scanners. I don’t want some stranger seeing me naked and exposed for their enjoyment. Bring on the pervs….this is there dream job 🙁
Simply another way to get you used to being controlled. Welcome to fascist USA. George Orwells 1984.
Over half the population is too stupid to even get what is happening, the rest can’t stop watching TV. TSA is nothing, man who runs it is nothing, the rules come from the elite. Wake up, you are ruled by moneychangers.
What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab[…]
Well, he’s racist. Not sure I trust him any more. He could’ve said terrorist, but he jumped to Arab.
I’m really not surprised. Out of the four most recently flights I’ve taken, I’ve gotten this scan three times. NOT a coincidence, I think. Next time, I’m just asking for a pat-down, because I’d rather not be photographed naked (almost).
Let me get this straight, the id10t that stated get blown up by a…GD…Arab is in charge of something? I’m sorry has the TSA, or the idiots that develop their policies and procedures stopped ANYTHING remotely close to a blown up at 30,000 feet ? Not from what we’ve seen. In fact, for PR purposes, I completely expect the dough heads to try and stage a capture so that their position gets justified by the ignorant folks that allow them to carry on with their raping of the civil liberties.
I went through JFK today and I was groped. They touched my penis and balls. What struck me though was the fact that i did not see them change there gloves once. NOT ONCE! Now what about Herpes? That can be transmitted easily. All those STI’s can be transmeitted easy. COME ON PPL WAKE THE FUCK UP!
What people fail to realize is that the body scanner is just a way to give up more of your liberties and open you up to more invasion of privacy. If you will consent to being groped, then what’s next? First, it is proven you have more of a chance of winning the lottery twice than you do being killed by a terrorist. People need to wake up!! I could go into far more to illustrate that this whole thing is a hoax, but if you really want to know the truth and LEARN something rather than getting misinformation from the Mainstream Media check out The National Movement Of Patriots dot com
http://www.thenationalmovementofpatriots.com
It really is only a matter of time before certain kinds of people are applying for these jobs.
http://roostertree.com/opinionation/?webcomic_post=special-edition-2010-11-22
You’re welcome.
The TSA rep that said What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? Actually, the balls seem to be in his park and he seems to be getting off on it. More freedoms being lost under an administration intent on doing exactly that.
Geez, Mr the Scanner operator, hope you did not masturbating when you got caught. You did’nt right??? and remember You did a good job buddy.
I’d rather risk being blown up by an arab or any other person than having my privacy ivaded. In the name of the fight against terror our privacy is raped every day in a way that we wouldn’t have accepted during the cold war when there was a constant risk of nuclear holocaust… Is a bus, a plane, or a couple of buildings and even thousands of lives worth the sacrifice now when we didn’t think so 20 30 years ago when the death of millions were just a push of a button away?
I really hope everything on this page
INCLUDING ALL OF YOUR POSTS
are also satire. i really hope you’re not all this dumb
what a fantastic idea, if only they provided a complete service, like mammogram, MRI and scan for explosives. Or the invasive rectal exam for suspected narco-traffickers that doubles as a prostate examination. This is progress. Science, medicine and TRAVEL… oh what a wonderful world we live in. Get simple cosmetic preps done at the same time and the increased cost of flying will be well worth it. See.. paranoia can lead to MARVELOUS advances in modern living.
Anyone that thinks these security measures are going to prevent squat is a moron. And any moron that says, if you don’t like it, don’t fly is an asshole! Go pat yourself!
I’m sure the majority of people flying don’t give a rats azz about those scanners. If you don’t want to get scanned then take F’n greyhound or Amtrak you cry babies!
someone made a great point below and no one else has picked it up.
The tsa agents dont change their gloves after each search.
so like they touch some guys gonads then go and touch your 3 yr old all over their body.
What about the spread of bacteria germs?
While Everyone Looks The Other Way…When the explosion happens, it will have nothing to do with what someone is or isn’t wearing. It will have nothing to do with something in a body cavity. Or in someone’s hair, or teeth, or eyes, or ears, or shoved in someone’s rectum or tucked under a pair of breasts. Nope. That explosion in the aerobus will have something to do with where nobody is looking.
And we wonder why Faux News has such a following …
Wow and here i thought it was bad when they caught ME masturbating while i was going through the scanner…
I’d like to take the calculated risk of having _no_ security checks, and see 1 plane in every 10 years being affected by it. this would mean a probablity of way below 0.001% per flight, which is a risk I’m willing to take.
trolololololol.
seriously, some real tin foil hats up in this shit.
Do what the Israelis do – it WORKS! This is another attempt by the O’Bama administration to make us ‘feel’ safer. If you go through a body scanner and are strip searched, you can still have enough explosives in your freakin’ body cavities to blow up several buildings! PROFILE NOW!!!!!!! That’s what SAVES LIVES. When will folks wake up. Sigh.
He would have been fired for saying that.
I’ve always said that the solution is to FLY NAKED! http://www.shoesonlytravel.net. Any one want to go on a cruise? 🙂
There are lots of other ways to provide security. Air Isrial has no problem with security they profile suspected passengers, Oh did I say The P word. Political correctness is killing our freedoms. The other thing is that the makers of the body scanners are also BIG political doners the the current administration, go figure.
You people realize this is a satire site, right?
Scroll to the bottom of the page. Seriously
The Daily Squib is a curious satirical publication and should therefore be taken fu**ing seriously 😉
This doesn’t surprise me at all. What does surprise me is that TSA’s head honcho can get away with such racist remarks. This country is so going down-hill fast.
I would never walk in airport to have my body scanned, that really disrepectful.. Now, you caught a guy doing this and it feel like RAPED.. Forget it. FBI or a government think it s good idea, what a DUMB government and a FBI.. Sorry, I has to say how I feel. PERIOD.. I would not want any this STUPID ruin my life for doing this.. RUIN all the ROLE model inside of FEMALE’s body..
Brandi
What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It’s up to you, the ball’s in your park, says head of the TSA’s scanning department, Rodney Schroeder
Gimme a break. He talks like it happens every other day and this is the only means necessary to prevent it.
Look at the stats of how many people die every year from terrorist activities and then look at how many people die from heart disease. Then compare the government budgets for the two. You’ll notice that far more people die from heart disease than terrorist acts every year, yet the gov’t pours far more budget into anti-terror budgets than heart disease research. WAY MORE.
We’re losing our rights for this so-called protection from the terrorists. Time to wake up
Alex Jones warned us about this over a year ago. Looks like he’s not a paranoid conspiracy theorist after all.
Glad people are finally waking up to the horrendous policies of our federal government. It’s a sad fact that We The People have to actually have the government in our pants before we start paying attention. They claim it’s to keep us safe but from whom and how? What I want to know is who’s going to keep us safe from the government pervs that get off groping and violating us?
This is going to end. The TSA is corrupt on a fundamental level. SHAME ON YOU TSA! GO TO HELL!!!
What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It’s up to you, the ball’s in your park, head of the TSA’s scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.
Those Who Sacrifice Liberty For Security Deserve Neither. – Benjamin Franklin
Do you let your life be controlled by the medias fear mongering? If you do… you shouldn’t.
This is a fake news web site like The Onion.. It’s a joke. But you people commenting probably think The Onion is real too. Americans are so stupid sometimes.
@howard What do you mean, you people!?
(and it’s definately not as offending as your grammar, the most widely accepted phrasing would be offensive)
(also you should look up the definition of ignorant)
but other than you being an idiot, I do agree with you. 🙂
I think they do it to keep Muslims from flying. No self-respecting Muslim woman would subject herself to a naked body scan or a physical groping. By her religions rules, she would be defiled if she did. Since they’re prohibited from banning Muslims on their flights, this effectively does the same thing. Disgusting.
The idea that this is keeping anyone safe is ludicrous.
Do you seriously believe that all these incidents were truely the work of independant Kooks that want to blow up Americans?!!! Oh please, they are nothing but puppets doing a job for the same people that killed well over 3,000 innocent victims on 9/11 and there would have been MANY more but the fortunate ones were told NOT to show up to work that fatefull day!!! WAKE UP! WE HAVE BEEN Set Up for this police state we live in since 9/11!! What do you think this is all about?!! If these PSYCHOPATHS have their way it will turn into a Prison Planet called The New World Order When they Murdered J.F.K Almost 50 years ago they Murdered America, It was J.F.K that knew their plan and tried to do everything in his power to stop it and that is why he was murdered!! WAKE UP!!! This IS all about
It is pathetic that TSA has not trashed this guy. Rather they are busy making racist comments about Arabs to satisfy their own… whatever.
It is also amusing to watch people wanting to sign up for the job of the masturbating guy. I wish they don’t get job but I wish that their mother, wife and daughter all put up a great show for the scanner guys.
Lastly, it is rather disappointing to see that some of the folks think that this is all ok. Including our president.
Everyone is now getting rubbed all over their bodies with bacteria from other bodies….The TSA is not changing their gloves and at the moment they are the largest bio warfare element in the USA. The TSA have out done the terrorists 100%. Contaminating our children and loved ones with AIDS, Flu, skin diseases, etc…. Every minute that goes by there are many that just received a disease from TSA.
At some point we need to use some common sense about who are the likely terrorist and have them go through the machines. Other people should be treated with respect. Yes I mean we need to use questions with eye contact, a few trained people who know how to spot a potential terrorist would be worth 5 of these machines. Searching 4 year old boys and making them cry is not making us any safer. I hope someone gets their behind kicked feeling up little boys. A TSA guy was caught masturbating while watching the scanner while a a bunch
of high school girls were going through the machine.
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Congratulations Pedophiles & Perverts! The government has finally found a way to give you all public-sector jobs, so you can ply your trade in full view of everyone and get paid to do it!
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Anyone who says that they didn’t see EXACTLY this report coming down the pipe is either a complete idiot, or a government employee…or was that redundant?
Either roll off your couch-flattened asses and do something to save what few rights you have left, and restore at least SOME of those rights that have been stolen from you…or you can expect things to keep getting worse, and on an exponential scale.
WAKE UP AND START THINKING, PEOPLE!!!
Follow the money: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1114730
Lining the Kenyan’s pockets are why the US is buying them.
This guy should be castrated.. but I’ll still take the scanner over the pat down or getting blown up… they should have two planes .. one for those who got scanned & one for those who don’t wanna do nothing… I’m deffo flying the scanned plane the rest of you can take your chances that what has happened three times won’t happen again…
The idea of all these security arrangements is to get all the dumb people used to being treated like cattle so the bosses can manipulate them even more.
Most intelligent people know 9/11 was an inside job designed to bring an end to democracy and civil liberty assurances. The controls just get more and more laughable so the dumbos just graze away.
And they don’t even complain, except a few and they are insufficient to make any difference.
Interesting to see how far they will take this farce.
The last paragraph is so offending! Why do you people always connect terrorism to arabs? Thats so ignorant!
Disgusting, these pictures reveal pornographic detail! B.S.!
So..TSA commentsts do you want to get blown up by goddamned arabs? how about screening real targets, like arabs..how many teenage soccer players do these guys have to jack off to before Govt. gets this invasion of privacy?
It’s precisely these type of perverted behaviors that almost made me stop traveling, that is until I chanced upon a 50-foot giant who nice enough to tote me around in his shirt pocket whenever I wanted to go somewhere: goo.gl/jBT1f
How many terrorist have been caught by TSA and its’ shampooo draining, foot smelling, genital touching Security Agents? How many? NONE
Every one should just remember – this is Barack Obama’s TSA. When they put their hands on your privates – remember — you probably voted this socialist traitor into the office. You are getting what you deserve. Plain and simple. Enjoy.
We’ve become a bunch of cowards. Since 1970, if you take out the 2998 people who died on 9-11, less than 26 people/year die in the US as a result of terrorism. I think we need to get a grip in this country and run those TSA perverts out of town and into a prison cell. We’ve become a nation of cowards. http://itbegsthequestion.com/?p=2228
In my opinion these scanners are not deterrents….We are weak and soft when it comes to taking real measures…If they want to make a difference and keep us safe then I feel that they should try a new approach. Instead of scanners, they should have a gated in area that everyone walks into. When inside the gated area u should have to stop while K9 officers allow their dogs to stiff you…It would only take a few criminals getting attacked in front of everyone before all of these issues go away!
The choice is this or don’t fly.
My wife and I have opted for not flying. We visit Florida from time to time; we can drive that.
If we are cruising, we can get a ship in Baltimore or Philadelphia.
We’ve been to the Mediterranean. There’s no reason for us to go back. We have no real desire to visit outside the US.
If man were mean’t to fly he’d have wings. 🙂
Can you imagine your little girl being watched by a pervert paid by your tax dollars? This is disgusting not that this guy was masturbating, but that our governments are paying for this machines letting people watching us naked, I can’t saying strong enough.
I did a mini experiment, took the image from this page, used Irfanview to make a negative image out of it,
Watch it for yourself:
http://www.abdolian.com/thoughts/?p=4424
I am horrified, I made my decision, I am not traveling to the US or any destination having these machines.
What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It’s up to you, the ball’s in your park, head of the TSA’s scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.
SO, if the ARABS and other middle-easterners are wanting to blow up our planes, then why is the TSA looking at nude photos of Americans? Why are they molesting women and children instead of questioning foreigners?
Ogled at or Sexually Molested
When you fly you get to take your pick.
No Thanks. The airlines can just go out of business as far as I’m concerned.
ima gona tell yall folks that I gotta turnedon when I went thru at Ohare.
They wuz touchin my booty n my crotch like it wuz no tomorro.
Even my husband don touch me lak that>
I was just giving my self a vigorous pat down.
Want to be safe flying? (Sure ya do)
Then ask yourself, exactly what do you consider safe?
There have been some half-baked attempts to bomb airlines – OUTSIDE of the US – like the fool who, instead of heading to the restroom and detonating his bomb where he would not be stopped, he sat in his seat in full view of everyone, knowing full well he would be immediately hammered to the ground and incapacitated. Think about it.
But what about INSIDE the US?
Well, there are 30,000 flights every single day in the US – that’s about 11 million flights every year. Since 9/11/01 there have been almost 100 million flights, all without one single bomb attempt, without one single bomb being found and confiscated.
And all this WITHOUT the help of these embarrassing, dangerous,
I went through LAX and they touched my labia. The TSA woman put her middle finger over it. I’m never flying again. What has happened to our country? THIS IS ABUSE!!!!!!
This article was written in August way before any of the shit happened therefore I gotta say you guys were way ahead of speed. Good job!
It’s a satire folk’s.The article is a put on! They’re still wack job’s though! Doh,sorry for the pun! lol
you’re all idiots
The only place they use these scanners are at singles dances. Have 52in flat screen monitors set up all around the bar and when new people arrive a siren sounds and everybody gets to check their junk.
Whaaaaat?
Dear Rodney:
Let’s see, if the ball’s in our park about choosing between the TSA and the hypothetical Arab, I’ll take the Arab every day of the week. You’re an incompetent asshole and I would love to see you fired.
what a bunch of cry baby sissies so what if someone has seen a nearly real image of you naked go through the scanner or go home no one is forcing you to fly
post 1 and 3 You are disgusting and ignorant
Let airlines handle their own security, like El Al – The purpose of the TSA is make the flying public feel safer and creating more federal employees. They’ve confiscated tons of toothpaste but little or no explosives. Exploding a bomb in an airport would still be a terrorist strike. There have been none, but no thanks to TSA.
show her my ‘o face’ heh funny shit..hahah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncpdcFOMJhA
Underwear guy never could have done anything but set himself on fire. PETM explosives require a blasting cap to explode. Soldiers have used it to light cigs. Supposedly he or his puppetmaster also had ties to the manufacturer of the body scanners.
While I am aware that this wasn’t the point of the article, it’s surprising that the head of a government agency (TSA) would make a racist remark like he did. It isn’t just the sicko who needs to be reprimanded…
Where can I sign up?
that is sick they should string that pervert up, I don’t want my teenage daughter going through one of those machines….
dayum i’d love a job like that!!!!1
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