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Nostradamus Obama Prophecies Revealed

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scholars for the Smithsonian Institute have uncovered new interpretations that may relate to Barack Obama, the Illinois senator vying to become the next US president.

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Professor Eugene Randell, Deputy Director of the Smithsonian Institution Archives has released information pertaining to the up and coming US elections.

The Institute which holds some very rare Nostradamus manuscripts, believes that some of the quatrains written by the 16th century soothsayer are very close to describing the fight for the White House that is happening now.

“We have the only existing fourth edition of Nostradamus’ book Les Propheties (The Prophecies). There were thought to be only three editions published in 1558, this new edition is from 1559 and includes 20 more quatrains which have never been revealed before — that is, until now,” Professor Randell said from the archive office on Tuesday.

Nostradamus has been credited with predicting numerous events in world history, from the Great Fire of London,  the rise of Napoleon I of France, the French Revolution and Adolf Hitler, to the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center.

The professor told the Daily Squib that it is well known that some of the quatrains are open to interpretation however what he has translated from the previously unreleased manuscript will certainly “ruffle a few feathers”.

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The great empire will be torn from limb,
The all-powerful one for more than four hundred years:
Great power given to the dark one from slaves come,
The Aryana will not be satisfied thereby.

Nostradamuspreviously unreleased quatrains are a heavily guarded secret and the scholars have broken with tradition to reveal a few tidbits in the Smithsonian’s monthly circular.

We leave it to our esteemed readers to make up their own minds. However, it seems that with the release of the new quatrains the race for the White House may have been already written about many centuries ago.

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235 COMMENTS

  1. GOD’S TIME IS HERE FOR GOOD! NO MORE HUMAN NATURE WILL BE TOLERATED. REVELATIONS!!!

  2. CAPTAINS LOG STARDATE 211212, DUE TO THE PROXIMITY OF A QUANTUM SINGULARITY WE’VE BEAMED DOWN TO EARLY TWENTY FIRST CENTURY EARTH WHERE, AS ALL HISTORY STUDENTS KNOW, EVERYBODY IS ONE HUNDRED PER CENT WRONG AND THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GO PEAR SHAPED RIGHT QUICK, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE REAL SOON AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, TWO TO BEAM UP. KIRK OUT.

  3. Aryana is Persian name, Aryans are also called the tribe that moved to Persia from somewhere that now the territory of Russia about 1800 BC to settle in the place called later Persia. So Aryana has very close connections to Iran. Iran will not be satisfied, shows the connections to people : The Ariana, like the French, etc

  4. Let us all understand what is really going on in our world, I read all these comments,opinions, and the world is in Questioning mode. Whats in the future for our families, try not to fight amoung yourselves, but try to gain some unity and stand up for righteousness. We shouldn’t be fighting against each other. Its Time we all Pray. That is what Jesus teaches in the Bible. People choose to believe what they want, instead of relying on
    their Faith. Take Out Your Bibles and Rely on The Word of God.

  5. Why would anyone want to go to a mere man for answers, When Father GOD (YAHWEH), whatever you want to call HIM, IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ALL, IS ALL AND IS THE ONLY SPIRIT OF TRUTH..

    That is why HE has, let every man be a liar, and GOD be truth, because it is impossible for GOD to tell a lie.. True enough that GOD did and does have HIS true prophets.. But when was the last time any of you decided to know the truth for yourselves, and asked GOD to show you the truth?

    He promises that everything that is done in the darkness WILL BE BROUGHT TO THE LIGHT (another words, it will all be exposed).. For me personally, I will seek the LORD in these matters, and ask for HIS guidance and direction in these matters..

    Did not intend to use this as a Pulpit to preach from, but this country

  6. I dont know wether or not obama is the anti-christ or not, but I do know from the day he took the oath he has started turning our country into a socialist nation. Spread the wealth, what kind of crap is that? Im a hard working American Nationalist who believes in our country. So Im supposed to work my ass off so I can support the so called less fortunate!!! The only ones That the spread the wealth program will benefit are the lazy people waiting for hand outs, illegal aliens who come here to exploit our country and people who dont know anything about our fore fathers and the struggles that they have went through to make our country what it is.

  7. Come on guys, let’s be real. All these people trying to force Nostradamus’ predictions on us are fools. I am not saying that he is right or wrong because I don’t know, but those quatrains can mean so many things. It may be talking about America and Obama for all we know. I think that Obama isn’t the anti-christ, but I do think that he will mess up big time. Not because he is black or anything like that, but because he isn’t the right man for the job in my opinion. I digress, all I am saying is that we should definitely keep our minds open to everything and look out for falseties.

  8. Great power given to the dark one from slaves come:-
    Near the end of the fifteenth century the first Europeans arrived on the Kenyan coast. In 1498, a Portuguese explorer named Vasco de Gama stumbled upon the East African coast. The Portuguese remained on the East African coast for 200 years with well established trading posts. Portuguese rule was harsh, unpopular, and economically debilitating for the local people. They traded in gold from the interior and exporting slaves to work on the plantations in North America and East Indies.

    The Aryana will not be satisfied thereby:-
    The theory that the Aryans was particularly influential in Germany in the late 19th and 20th century where Aryan was considered a master race making them born leaders. This belief came from the alleged

  9. the signs of what nostro talks of in the 400 year reign are pretty obvious for someone whose had there eyes open. They were around long b4 he himself and he knew of them. it all started really with a man named nimrod (yes the first king of babyolon the aposte~liberator) The great hunter against god. The bible tells this story better than i but its bein goin on from the begining and he told them then (nimrods wife queen) daughter of chaldea (also the real symbol behind your masonic statue of liberty~ fortess godess) When he first destroyed babolyons works at a one ruled world that she (as a symbol) wld be laid to waste in one hour because she thought in her heart she was a queen and would not be a widow. And he will. He (or they) said he put it into the beasts heart that her (where the

  10. It will all begin when the last Pope after – No. 265, Benedict XVI resides in Rome. A Volcano Mt Vesuvius, east of Naples, Italy will erupt which will mark the beginning of the coming events which are signs that WW3 will happen. The Volcano lava runs not just downwards but it bends in crevasses beneath the Earths surface, some leading directly under Rome. Italy will be completely destroyed leaving the people homeless. It will also be a time where the San Andreas fault line will affect San Francisco more greater than the Indonesia tsunami. China will invade India, sweeps across to Africa and Arabia thus the 27 year war across Europe will begin. Russia’s Bolsheviks will reign again, conquering easily some of the civil war torn European countries. All countries bordering the North Sea

  11. In response to the comment by les somewhere below: His predictions are open to interpretation. But for the sake of arguement let’s say that this one DOES pertain to Obama. The all-powerful one doesn’t have to mean America, it could refer to Obama. Now, we all know that no human lives four hundred years, so maybe this part of the prediction (if the whole thing really has anything to do with him) means that he is the beginning of a long line of leaders that, together, represent a certain interest, idea, organization, etc.. It states quite clearly that The Aryana will not be satisfied thereby so maybe we are faited to be led by blacks for four-hundred years, but who knows. Remember that his predictions were worded in a vague and confusing way because ideas like his could’ve gotten

  12. 243
    The great empire will be torn from limb,
    The all-powerful one for more than four hundred years:
    Great power given to the dark one from slaves come,
    The Aryana will not be satisfied thereby.

    lets look at this hmmm the great empire could be anywhere not just america it could be china.

    the all powerful one for more than 400 years well america hasnt been around as a nation for 400 years it has been 233 years a nation.

    how does that strike anyone can anyone tell me how that figures in to being america it is talking about

  13. Look, I have always been a believer of Nostradamus and what he has predicted, but thankfully, this time he is wrong. While Obama was elected(as Nostradamus predicted) the end of the world this means not. Nostradamus predicted that Obama and Mcain would be neck and neck, and that they would need to recount a bunch of times. So, for this reason, the end of he world isn’t upon us(as of yet). Now, if we look at the Maya, they tell that at 2012, their calendar stops and starts over again. Something usually happens at these ends of calendars, so who knows? The Maya were craftful, for instance when they prdicted the spaceship…

  14. Who or what…Crizak…I have to say to you: keep your mouth shut if you don’t know what you are really talking about. Nostradamus is not literally speaking of a man born from a slave….HELLOOOOO! It is metaphoric or for you to better understand it is symbolic!!!! In history, Africans (and other races) have been largely enslaved as a people…Nostradamus is talking about the race or a race in general not a single slave….geee….you must think that our nation’s sacred documents don’t apply to you because it says our forefathers which means our fathers before us and since a bunch of men signed it, it must have been talking about their dads!!!! OMG!!!! Now do you understand?????

  15. g.w.bush. is mabus. 27 year war with Iraq. Nostradamus probably thinks it’s the same guy. him and his dad. carrying out this need to go to war with iraq.
    Either the Publishers of the books or Nostradamus himself purposefully mangled the names of these said people. Hister, Mabus. Ma turned 180,, is gW. so.

    This prophetic end is given to us in so many ways, it’s a blunt reminder that we’re headed in that very path. A planned event? A moment in time that almost destroys us, but in essence, saves the human race from it’s own destruction. A world of unified change, unified direction, from a point where everything hits rock bottom.

    Someone is going to push that button. But I

  16. all this antichrist stuff is making my ears sweat… Its so weird for people to think the antichrist will be a single person. The antichrist, like cancer is already here…

  17. I dont think Obama is the anti-christ. But something is happening if you go back in History we live in a time that is red hot as far as technology advances. Its the first time that the world is connected in a way it never has before hince a new world order is possible like never before. This end time prophacy that is so obviously approaching and people still deny as it said in the bible that they would. False prophets anti-christ aquisations are all signs.

  18. Century 8, Quatrain 77
    The antichrist very soon annihilates the three,
    twenty-seven years his war will last.
    The unbelievers are dead, captive, exiled;
    with blood, human bodies, water and red hail covering the earth.

  19. Um, Obama is nowhere close to a slave’s son.

    He’s the son of a Kenyan immigrant and a white girl.

    I love how folks pull Nostradamus out of their respective behinds every time history is made.

    On Sept 12, 2001, I had three people call me with, Nostradamus predicted this, man!

    Interesting, then, that on Sept 10th, the WTC was not closed, and nobody EVER said, Hey, watch out for Sept, 2001!

    In fact, rap artist Chuck V of the group Public Enemy is more of a prophet than any other in terms of 2001.

    The lyrics of one of the songs contained on Fear of a Black Planet, (written in the late 80s or early 90s), contain the follwing verse,

    Breakdown, 2001, it might be

  20. OK, I’ve read the article and comments, and just gotta add my 2 cents. I’ve suffered in silence while complete morons would spew their prejudicial conjectures and out and out lies about Obama (one of which was the former Republican Presidential Candidate). Now come the Nostradamus folks, hard at work trying to find the least arbitrary quatrain they can use to link to Obama. I’m not dissing Nostradamus, but really, you have to admit people work pretty hard forcing a meaning out of his work. Anyway, regarding Barack, why not leave the obscure, archaic, over analyzed 16th century literature out and research his actual senatorial track record. He is a uniter, not a divider.

  21. You guys are all fucking retarded if you think Obama’s a muslim.

    Seriously guys, c’mon. Just because he’s the first young, black president does NOT make him the antichrist.

  22. Who will pay for the credit crisis? Not the bankers my friends, they are the ones who started the economic shock for a reason. War on the general population. There is only one way to pay for the party and that’s with war and genocide.The people must pay with their lives for the credit crisis this is the only way forward so prepare yourselves.

  23. ANTI – TERRORISM !!!

    I the Oriental Chyren (Hindu Leader) who had experienced various events regarding the incidents as depicted by the French Astrologer-cum-clairvoyant, the Fortune Seer as you know the Fortune Teller, the famous French Astrologer Dr. Michael Nostradamus, who discuss about the Hindu Leader & wrote about him. & as relayed by Hindi News Channel “Aaj Tak” & “Discovery Channal” dated 22/12/07. for me as I am as per his predictions and I have experienced those events in my life as the ‘HINDU LEADER”
    Till date America desperately tried that India should not come up as super power with competition world wide. Not only this but other nations of the world also

  24. The End is Coming? Well, some are informed and pragmatic, while others may simply be ignorant and naive.

    I did follow current affairs randomly, and read that there are so many provocations from some political or/cum religious leaders. The tactics are simple. To cause hatred and in so doing hope to gain superiority. It is usually followed by force too. This is a reason why a country may continue to modernise its weaponry. And when conflicts start it is also a good chance to test the new weaponry. It may be sad, but on the other hand, it is believed to be a super strategy to spread a religion. If one would read histories like the early conquests of the Spaniards, Portugeses, and about the slaves in the

  25. Just so y’all know. Obama isn’t muslim. And he was elected fair and square. He totally slaughtered McCain in the popular and electorial vote. America spoke and they picked Obama. He is a change we can beleive in and is trying to make the world a better place. He cares about the economy, something that affects us all in one way or another. He wants universal health care. He wants troop pull out, and action that would hopefully decrease death. Obama is just trying to get this country back on track. And for all of you that believe this nostradamus hype, you should get a life. And if it really predicted horrers like Hitler and September 11th, why didn’t anyone do anything to stop it?

  26. The green agenda will be used to cleanse the world of the ‘useless-eaters’. The elite have had enough.Precious resources which are reserved for the elite families are being used up too quickly by the consumer sheep. Obama is an elitist and has been groomed for this role. They will either bring out a new strain that will clean the populations or cut off all food supplies. Cutting off food is easy because only 2 companies control all food distribution. They are prepared for the anarchy that will come.

  27. This prophecy is astounding. I have studied Nostradamus myself and I would also like to know what the other quatrains say. Obama I feel is Mabus. His mother trained him and she in turn was bred herself to create this entity. No one even has his birth certificate. He is also a muslim but of course only practices in secret.

  28. I believe the end is coming soon, not because of Obama or Bush or anything like that, but the way people around the world are behaving, so much war, so much killing, so much hate, everyone needs to realize that no everything is about money and power. Now, stop saying that Obama is our savior and all that crap, you don’t know what he is going to do once he takes power, if he’s gonna be good or bad, so let’s all pray he does good for our children’s well being. People needs to stop being so ignorant and realize we (voters) don’t elect the Presidents or pilitians, a group of guys decide who is going to win and that’s that, in this case Obama won and who knows why. I’m not against Obama

  29. Mr. Bush had a very highly informed nostrodamus commity wth military control,since the 40s Mabus is Sudam backwards even the d inverted to a b common childhood mistake,sudam was rebuilding the tower of bable anyways I sure would like to see the picture book they found without the so called expert opinions,sorry about the spellin

  30. Obama, no matter his religious affiliation, race and background, should be considered the savior Americans and other nations need not the anti-christ. He has already won.

  31. Obama is not the Antichrist, According to the bible there are two beast, the first is called the false prophet, he will prepare the black throne to the real antichrist, but first the world will see signals in the sky, The darker eclipse that has never been seen before by mankind, look in the year 2012 will appear a big red planet orbiting the earth, then the mankind will see two stars, and there will be a great darkness, The antichrist is descendant of an ancient race similar to that of lucifer, then He will come and will bring peace after a process of successive wars created by his false prophet, in 2009 everybody will have a microship in their hands, One way to mark the humans who will be

  32. ~Have any of you considered this:
    osMA|BUSh

    In this war it was hard to decide the good guy from the bad guy.

    ~Mabus could also mean a city in another country from which this person shall be born from.

    ~They say that Mabus will die shortly right? So if Obama is assassinated we have A LOT to worry about. But I am certain Obama is not the anti-christ. Absolutely positive.

    ~Mabus is an unknown tyrant that may be born around this time. If he later comes into power he will trigger World War 3 which marks the end of civilization as we know it. ….Earth will live on… we won’t.

    ~Mabus could be a cryptogram for Thurbo Majus, the classical Roman name given to the infernal god

  33. Here’s the thing, no one can predict who the anti-christ is or when Jesus will be coming back, that’s kind of the whole point. It says he will come in the night like a thief. People have been trying to predicti this for a long time and in the short 24 years I’ve been on this earth I’ve heard more predictions about the second coming of Jesus then I can count. Every generation of christian has thought the rapture was gonna happen in their lifetime and it still hasn’t. I’m not saying it’s not going to happen but I’m not saying it is either. One last comment, I’m sick of everyone saying Bush was the reason for our economic downfall. He certainly didn’t help and I’m not saying he

  34. We have nothing to worry about, Obama is NOT the Anti-Christ. There is NOTHING in the book of Revelation or anywhere in the Bible that tell us that the Anti-Christ is a Muslim and will be from the east.

  35. What wonderful comments a few of you made! If christian meant anything anymore, Barack Obama is living it. Unity, Justice, Equality, One World Community…
    Regarding the Nostradamus work:
    The Fall of the empire that is, White Male Christian Dominance, has been long prophesied. This minority faction of our society will not rule the world as long intended. The christian church will fall as it should- in fact the entire judeo-christian-muslim church is one big monster and will Fall with The Fall. Good.

    Finally we are headed for Peace On Earth.

    If this rapture happens then good- all the war loving, racist, xenophobic, animal torturing, women denigrating, child molesting, holy book

  36. we don’t know who the AntiChrist is! Only God and the one marked as 666 will know. Even if Obama is this so called AntiChrist so the hell what, we all have to die sometime, and someone has to play the role right?

    I’m not going on his side. To tell ya’ the truth, I hate obama, he’s a back stabbing, and a horrible lier. I fear that he will send us down and what not, yes, but its suppose to happen, what are we gonna do?

    The AntiChrist is said to be complete evil right, so think of it, if anyone would try to kill him then wouldnt he be powerful enough to move the bullet to the left, or right to hit the person beside him, or what ever it is they would try to kill him with, or what ever

  37. Barack Obama is not even legally a black American. He only has one black great-great-grandmother on his father’s side while the other 7 were Arab.

    That makes him 50% white, 43.75% Arab, and 6.25% black. 12.5% is the minimum required to legally claim any racial status in America.

    Obama would quallify as the first Arab-American president, NOT the first black president. That is why they keep saying African-American and NOT black because they know he is African Arab and not African black.

    Obama still refuses to produce a valid birth certificate because he’s trying to hide the fact that he was born in Kenya, but he’s been telling everyone that he was born in Hawaii and even

  38. Well this is my interpretation of this quatrain

    The great empire will be torn from limb;

    the great empire are the wold order. we have failed financial market across the world; divided members of the senate and world split from east and west.

    The all-powerful one for more than four hundred years:
    Great power given to the dark one from slaves come,

    From the day Columbus landed in 1492 to 2008 is 516 years that is over 400yrs, but USA still the youngest of most powerful nation.
    The great power is the presidency given to a man with the color of a slave.

    The Aryana will not be satisfied therby.

    Aryana-is a girl’s name- a-rya-na, ar-yana is of Farsi and Persian

  39. Maldoror 08-11-2008 –

    You are totally wrong about Nostramanus’s predictions, just like your probably wrong when you open your mouth about things like government secrets or private individuals that have too much influence over what, and how our countries operate. Alot of Nostradamus’s stuff has not been revealed, why? I have no idea… Just like secrets from Area 51, I have no idea why? and Aliens, oh, and about WW1 and WW2, Yes… alot of secrets from all countries involved.

    Whether Nostradamus predictions are accurate or not… personally, we’ll probably never know…jusy like everything else that goes on behind closed curtains.

    Obama sure does look like he’ll change the

  40. For those who think presidents have control over stock market, you are wrong! The gov’t might use money to save it after WE all mess up and hope there is someone to blame. One wrong analysis on newspaper can bring a company down dudes. Like this person on TV this morning, she bought a Mercedes Benz, had trips to Africa and other countries and wonders why she has a half million in debt.
    As long as there are people who just envy and don’t do anything to improve themselves it’ll never set right no matter who is the president.

  41. why is Obama the anti Christ?to me,George W. is the anti Christ,he ruined the country.just look at the day the stock market crashed,the market sank 777 points.if that’s not a message from god,what is?

  42. Nostradamus wrote vague prophesies about things that had already occurred. He post-dated them to fool the leaders into thinking he could see the future. Or he just made reasoned guesses.

    History repeats itself, so any supposed predictions that have come to pass, are nothing remarkable.

    All of his writings have been released. Any new material is written by someone at the present time.

  43. 1 Be aware that the antichirst is not this barrak .
    2 the system of control for the world is in danger,pls saddam ruled for 10 years in 1991 to 2001 when usama took over in trerrorist till 2011,be aware that the anti christ will raise in the east 2010 and not in the west he will begin a campain for leader ship in one of those middle east countrys .He is all ready a consultant and bringing cause to the world with words of magic .I can see far that only negative auras around the world ,place getting more dark than ever .He is making his entrens .

  44. It looks like Obama will be the president. Well, let us pray that everything will be fine and okay in our country no matter who will be the next president. It doesn’t if the nostradamus is right or wrong, all that matters is how the next president will handle the country.

    Let us all remember that past must remain in past, we should now move to the next generation.

    Peace Everybody!

  45. In regards to your comment about McCain not being able to raise him arms. Do you know anything about his captivity? Do you know that both of his arms and one leg were broken repeatedly during his captivity? Do you know that his head was bashed in so much during captivity that he had to have most of his teeth replaced when he was released? Do you know that the Vietnamese found out that his father was an admiral so they beat him even more and used him as political bait? If you want to insult a true American hero, you’re going to have to come up with a better argument. He may not be perfect, but him not being able to raise his arms is not only insensitive, it is a weak and irrelevant argument for why someone cannot be an effective president. Give me some concrete reasons for not liking McCain, but don’t attack his service, kind sir. If you wish to sway other people’s opinions, it’s best to give logical reasons rather than surface-y and superficial data. Give me something concrete and I will gladly listen and consider your point of view.

  46. I live daily with the Antichrist. He tears up my clothes, destroys my furniture poops on my bed.

    He is my Border Terrier and I claim for HIM and HIM alone the title of ANTICHRIST

  47. Former Mississippi Gov. Ray Mabus, who served as U.S. ambassador to Saudi Arabia during the Clinton administration, is joining Sen. Barack Obama’s presidential campaign as an unpaid adviser on Middle Eastern issues.

  48. Anybody wondering who Mabus is and his connection to Obama… Wikipedia Mabus or John Mabus. I’ve been trying to piece together what I can about this Nostradamus prediction and the deeper I dig the more chills run up and down my spine.

  49. 2012 will not be the end of times, or the end of the world. It will be (there abouts) the coming of a new age. Astrological ages exist due to precession of the equinoxes. Basically the stars and constellations appear to slowly rotate around the Earth independent of the diurnal and annual movements of the Earth on its own axis and around the Sun. This slow movement takes slightly less than 26,000 years to complete one cycle. Traditionally this rotation is calibrated for the purposes of the astrological ages by the location of the zodiacal constellations at the Vernal Equinox around the 21st of March each year. Approximately every 2,160 years a new zodiacal constellation appears at the Vernal Equinox.

  50. the black community have always been loyal to the democratic party. see the turnout for cllinton. granted it will be higher for obama but not by that much considering that this is the first time in history that the black community feels that they have a personal stake,a representitive that looks like them,although very different. his mom is white his dad is a black african (non slave in origin) a free man since birth with no history of ownership in their history. this differs greatly from the average black american. non the less this is a connection that black people feel is a connection of culture . this nostradomas link is based on and a thinly vailed attempt at scarring away white voters or self justifying ones own fear of voting for someone who isint
    caucasian. here we are in the year 2008 and people are still using mysticism and future telling from people they have never even met to justify there voting. at the very least this is unchristian, the bible warns against false profets qite clearly. if you have a problem with his policies than vote for someone who has a better plan but
    please dont waste a vote on an inacurate analysis of an
    400 year old prediction.

  51. Obama could be Mabus, two letters need to be substituted O and A for U and S (United States!)
    Not sure if he is the Antichrist, but he will die
    soon according to (Nostradamus C2,Q62).

  52. Bible prophecy if warning to come rapture after antichrist. Well I can’t tell you that Bible prophcey is very strong secret code or unexplained maya calendar if true is very real or change mind.. anyway I pray that will not come to become 2012 .. I hope not will come happen. Thank you

  53. why obama is the antichrist – he will rise from nowhere, he has the blind suppport of the rich, the highly educated, the young, the blacks, and most importantly, the media. all criticism of him will be labeled racist, and question him and you will be investigated(like joe the plumber). he will win in 2008, the country will divide like never before. if you never saw the movie ‘the stand’, please do so. instead of flagg, though, imagine obama. a white antichrist wouldnt have worked because the blacks wouldnt have been loyal to a white guy. young whites on the other hand are more colorblind. obama is the antichrist, these things will pass slowly until the earth’s demise on 12-21-2012

  54. Well, just to start out, I have this to say: Tying politics in with religion, or visa versa just isn’t right. It’s already stupid enough you can’t be voted in as the president unless you’re a Christian or Catholic. Calling Barrack Hussein Obama a muslim is ignoring, seeing as his father was the muslim, not Barrack himself.

    Mccain: Can’t lift his arms up past his own chest, had cancer, has a health issue (just look at his right cheek), and, not only that, he’s old. Yes, he’s been in the military and he’s been a POW, he’s had upteen years in the senate, and he favors women that hunt over a man. (Can we say the female version of Dick Cheney?)

    If he gets voted in, are people REALLY prepared for VP Sarah Palin to lead this country? Seriously?… do I really have to ask much more than that?

    And Obama, he may say he wants change, but he doesn’t say what for. Hilary Clinton would have been better to run than Obama becuase she has more experience. Obama has 2 and a half years experience in the senate. That’s not enough. And, also, I seriously don’t think America is ready for equality. I still see pictures related to Geico saying Even a caveman is smarter than a n*gger.. And I see people saying Do we really want a PMSing woman as the president? Hey, guys, you get pissed off too – and don’t lie. When you were a kid, and probably even now, you flex your e-peen, or your ego, saying you can beat up this kid or that kid. It’s the same damn thing.

    If Obama and McCain are the best two candidates that the United States of America can put forward, then god help us all. The media made this election, and also broke it. They stopped covering people they didnt like, like Ron Paul, and the super-excited guy that made a noise during a speach. BYAH! … so what? He’s excited? I would be too. Blind people raise their hands and puff out their chest when they win, even if they havn’t seen another person do it. It’s an act of triumph.. it’s genetic.

    Besides.. if you really want a prophecy, look at the Mayan Calanders, they stop on December 21st, 2012. Better get ready, kids.

    ~ Some say a comet will fall from the sky
    Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
    Followed by Faultlines that cannot sit still
    Followed by Billions of dumbfounded dipshits
    Some say the end is near, Some say we’ll see armageddon soon
    Certainly hope we will, I sure could use a vacation from this three ringed circus sideshow.

  55. Barrack Hussain Obama is a left-wing radical with a strong Muslim background. He is a racist biggot and so is his wife Michelle. When they were writing Kill Whitey papers, McCain was in a POW camp. Don’t let the smiles fool you – do a little research into this one.

    Same post. Two different names. All Karl Rove.

    Seriously though. Some of you strike me as the type that believe all of the celestial bodies revolve around the earth…which is flat.

    America needs Barack Obama like it did when we needed Bill Clinton.

    We’ve been in an 8 year DECLINE on so many critical fronts it’s not even funny.

    Time for a party change in the White House, plain and simple.

    It almost doesn’t even matter WHO the Democratic nominee is.

  56. Clarence of Minnesota: If Obama is the greater uniter then tell me…..why is it that the police in EVERY MAJOR PREDOMINANTLY BLACK CITY are preparing for blacks rioting? You fool. Uniting the western world, Africa, Middle East? Hogwash. OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST. Nostradamus is not wrong and never has been and btw, by from slaves from means a black man. That’s pretty clear. Sheesh! He’s anti-American and his wife is an ANGRY BLACK WOMAN. Not proud of America? Maybe she forgets we feed the rest of the world and our sons are in Iraq fighting for other peoples’ freedoms and liberty. JUST AN ANGRY BLACK WOMAN. OBAMA IS AN ANGRY BLACK MUSLIM with scary radical friends and cares only about black people. You whites are being played. You will see on Nov. 5th when you are plucked from your car and beaten, it won’t matter if you helped them. Idiots. All fools being played. Wake up!

  57. Plato squibbled in his Republic; and I paraphrase, that, …And any politician who claims he is for the people is a blatant liar…Hmmm!
    Was he a prophet too?
    It seems to me that other quartrains of the Nostradamus phrophecies also alluded to an Obama, but the recent speak and documentaries revealed this crytogram as Osama Bin Laden, after some post event decryption and hysteria. It seems to me that the spelling in the quatrain was in fact Obama. Do correct me if I am wrong, but if this is so, could his vision have been ever more clear given threats from the threats issued by Aryan IKA?… Hmmm…?

  58. HOW DARE YOU MAKE MCCAIN LIKE A SLAVE!! This man whose generation suck the life blood out of plantations slaves. This man who every where he goes he tries to starts race riots. This man who has banned every piece of legislation and civil rights to humankind and you call him a slave? Give me a break!! Oh and By the way, I cant tell who really the terrorist because Mccains speeched are being drowned out by the people who call for senator Obama’s assassination. Mccain has an association with terrorists too…. George Wallace and Iran contra too

  59. Every time a new President is elected, the opposing party says he is the Anti-Christ. First it was Clinton, then people said Bush was the anti christ. Whoever gets elected this time (whether it be Obama or McCain), I am sure HE will be the anti Christ. People, get a life.

  60. DUHHHH! how can all you see past this. mccain was in a POW camp what the heck else are pow’s than SLAVES!!!????

    243
    The great empire will be torn from limb,
    The all-powerful one for more than four hundred years:
    Great power given to the dark one from slaves come,
    The Aryana will not be satisfied thereby.

  61. i think you’re all a bunch of ignorant morons who have nothing better to do but find lame reasons to label candidates as the anti-christ. obama and mccain are both politicians, and since when are politicians pure hearted and honest? and clarence….you’re a very disillusioned, sexist man. and for your information, that is a type of discrimination, since people get so damn fussy about racist remarks made about obama. excuse me….where the hell was all of this good american value when some hick stood up and yelled for hillary to iron his shirt?! i think this campaign has made a bunch of hypocrites out of americans and the sad part is that you all can’t even see it.

    peace out.

  62. The anti-christ is most likely Putin. Stupid Americans think everything is about you. Get over your selves.

  63. please pray the rosary daily. Our Lady is the patroness of the U S and will protect us. If you know nothing else, know that you should vote on the ProLife ticket, McCain/Palin

  64. It is clear to me, as a Christian, that Obama is being crucified. Yes, we are crucifying the wrong guy.

    Cain is the man. Cain’s come back, the traitor who killed his own brother in the Bible. And Sara is the red dragon lady.

    when in the world would someone called Cain who cheated on his wife, left her and married another one; a man who makes money from selling alcohol—promoting alcoholism, birth deformities, addiction, broken families, destroyed individuals—when did you see the Church siding with a man like this?

    This shows clearly that Cain has the power to put people to

  65. Written by Jack C. above:
    Barrack Hussain Obama is a left-wing radical with a strong Muslim background. He is a racist biggot and so is his wife Michelle. When they were writing Kill Whitey papers, McCain was in a POW camp. Don’t let the smiles fool you – do a little research into this one.
    ___________________
    You ought to do a little research yourself, dude. When John McCain was in a POW camp, Barack Obama and Michelle Robinson were children and, most assuredly, NOT writing Kill Whitey papers. And another thing, learn to spell. Seriously. It makes you look stupid(er). The correct

  66. It’s obvious folks Sarah Palin is the anti christ and Nostradamus got all this shit wrong, Obama is a good guy

  67. McCain couldn’t be the Antichrist… The characteristics of the Antichrist, is a man who is adored by many many many men… The way so many people adore Obama here, and in other countries, kind of makes me wonder… Then as the bible says, the Antichrist, or Beast is supposed to be seen as a messiah, or second coming…. I kid you not when I say this, but I’ve heard, and have had stupid people actually say, and think Obama was the second coming. The beast is supposed to do great things, and seem like he is of Christian faith, but he is actually Satan’s Avatar, or false messiah, or

  68. McCain is the Anti-Christ people, the guy is gonna win and we’re gonna have us an armegaddon and shit

  69. Considering the Presidency is a blood-right and NOT a symbol of democracy, it is safe to assume McCain will be the next-president. All throughout the news…Obama! Obama! Obama!, meanwhile John McCain is already the succesor to the presidency.
    If you think the US is democratic and not a dictatorship (Patriot Act) you are fooling yourself. The power of voting is not in the voter but in hands of who counts the votes. Electronic voting booths…are you serious? There are many many many sources of information on the internet available to you, please do NOT take my word for it but

  70. Obama is a christian. Do not be decieved, God is not mocked. No one knows about the end times. It is a fallacy to suggest that Obama is antichrist. Please read your bible. Antichrist will come from Europe. We need change now.

  71. Barrack Hussain Obama is a left-wing radical with a strong Muslim background. He is a racist biggot and so is his wife Michelle. When they were writing Kill Whitey papers, McCain was in a POW camp. Don’t let the smiles fool you – do a little research into this one.

  72. One better concentrates on McCain where Obama is only a mislead.

    Have a nice one…

  73. obama is a lightweight, hillary is a nobody. Im not much of a fan of mccain, but out of the other two hes the better one to lead us. Hes the MO of the three stooges.

  74. I really think that Obama is the third coming of Christ, he will join all people of the world. He is compassionate, caring and he is a profound speaker.

  75. If you’re going to believe in prophecies, then none of this matters since the world will end in 2012!

  76. Nostrodomus’s prophecy is somewhat illusive, but I wonder if America’s president still got the influence to be the anti-christ since this world has already rejected the uni-polar political world.
    I am just a foreign observer, seriously, Obama may be the most charismatic, but always got a hint of arrogance, though among all candidates he may be the best choice. So I think all candidates are not quite fit to be the president.

  77. obama is not a descendant of black slaves and in no way the person predicted by nostradamus

  78. The prophecy is worded incorrectly (assuming it isn’t fake):

    Great power given to the dark one from slaves come,…

    huh? Obama is not a descendent of slaves! His father was Kenyan and was neither the descendent of slaves, nor a slave himself. And his ma was white

  79. Know your scripture..Obama can’t be the anti-Christ because the rapture hasn’t happened yet.

  80. Mabus is the 3rd anti-christ which some are speculating could be Obama. This man has too many radical friends as associates and his church believes in the black value system’ which gives evidence that Obama is a divisive candidate who rejects mainstream American values and is primarily focused on the black community. Hope doesn’t pay the bills. His change is not and will not bring America together.

  81. It’s going to take a woman to clean up a man’s mess and yes we’re talking about the moron Bush. Vote Hillary!

  82. Obama is the great uniter who will come and bring the world back together. We must believe in his values and his charisma to unite the western world with the arab, african and eastern worlds. Hillary is a liar and Bills tool. It is also not good to have a woman because they have moments of non clarity and are irrational. My wife better not read this

  83. Obama ain’t gonna win this thing. I don’t care if Nostrodomus or God said so!! Whoever leaked this story is a lier and Anti Christian.

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